Testing a tactical ninja katana sword machete

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  • @kevinanton3882
    @kevinanton3882 Před rokem +558

    If THAT is a *tactical surviving* katana then I would be dead in the first day

  • @mihacimpric745
    @mihacimpric745 Před rokem +406

    Ever since I started watching you, I learned that pretty much the best weapon you can have is just a sharp stick.

    • @wolfesbane4263
      @wolfesbane4263 Před rokem

      Or just get a gun

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Před rokem +15

      I prefer bonk stick myself.

    • @Wclipped
      @Wclipped Před rokem +2

      I have heavy rock ans high place

    • @Dragonrider-cj8js
      @Dragonrider-cj8js Před rokem +3

      That's because a stick is the best weapon. Everywhere and easily usable. Doesn't even need to be sharp. Just heavy enough so when you bonk someone, they get hurt badly

    • @mihacimpric745
      @mihacimpric745 Před rokem

      @@wolfesbane4263 You need ammo for that. No need for ammo with a stick.

  • @slimegod9693
    @slimegod9693 Před rokem +61

    It would seem the bar was on the floor lol

  • @robertbaca3003
    @robertbaca3003 Před rokem +60

    You should review the feasibility of fallout melee weapons, I think it'd be pretty cool

    • @peachtree2579
      @peachtree2579 Před rokem +1

      Agreed, most reasonable one has to be the spear from 76

  • @jerichohill487
    @jerichohill487 Před rokem +62

    Would love to get your take on the main characters swords in the movie "sword of vengeance"

  • @MasterofTongs
    @MasterofTongs Před rokem +10

    If you know someone who wants to take a katana with them when they go camping I suggest you let nature take its course.

    • @MAGEs-of-Anarchy
      @MAGEs-of-Anarchy Před rokem +4

      If it’s an actual katana, it might not be a terrible plan. Never know what you’ll encounter and guns aren’t always accessible to campers. If it’s these katanas… it’s a terrible plan.

  • @undeade.t7044
    @undeade.t7044 Před rokem +19

    Why are there hollowed out portions of the blade? Seems like a structural weakness to me.

    • @MarcusVance
      @MarcusVance  Před rokem +16

      Because it's kinda cool

    • @pouncepounce7417
      @pouncepounce7417 Před rokem +5

      yes and no, they add complexity that is not needed given you do not use them as pry bars *where the spine cut outs would make sense.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Před rokem +1

      Some RL weapons had this as attempts to lighten the overall weight, hence the so-called blood groove. Im surprised for mall trash in that the holes are actually in a semi-reasonable location, unlike near the handle or edge like Ive seen before

  • @crab264
    @crab264 Před rokem +4

    If the word ‘tactical’ is in any product I buy I have the opinion that it’s a 50/50 chance of being half decent or just terrible. It’s just showy “tacticool” stuff that makes you feel like a badass when you’re a kid but is the kind of thing that is just awkward to own when you’re older.

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 Před rokem +4

    In England those are still considered weapons of mass destruction

  • @dakotahoker1922
    @dakotahoker1922 Před rokem +2

    Damn Mall Ninjas

  • @EddyOfTheMaelstrom
    @EddyOfTheMaelstrom Před rokem +15

    Do you have an opinion on the ones with just a wrapped tang for a handle? I'm assuming if all you have is this quality, the full handle would be a liability?

    • @MarcusVance
      @MarcusVance  Před rokem +10

      I haven't found any that are comfortable, but at least they're full tang

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Před rokem

      Grip is the sole job for a handle. If its uncomfortable, then it fails.

  • @xardnaslp3171
    @xardnaslp3171 Před rokem

    The "ding" when drawing it and hitting stuff is very satisfying though

  • @kingwendi5010
    @kingwendi5010 Před rokem +3

    I wonder what your thoughts would be on resistance/killzone guns

  • @Grinthex
    @Grinthex Před rokem +2

    but at least it looks kinda Cool.

  • @samuelschurman3762
    @samuelschurman3762 Před rokem +1

    Honestly I'd buy one just for the sheath. Then take it to an actual blade smith and have them forge it using the crappy stainless steel ones as a sort of guide. Then I have reliable survival katanas that won't break and have a nice sheath. Win win.

  • @jakecannanite4558
    @jakecannanite4558 Před rokem +1

    The only good scene from this show I saw called "Daybreak" where the MC tries using a mall katana to cut off someones hand. It got stuck in the thumb joint and the guy that got cut ran away with it still stuck in his hand

  • @pauloazuela8488
    @pauloazuela8488 Před rokem +1

    I'd definitely die surviving in the jungle using that than my grandpas Machete 🙁

  • @ameryaser3987
    @ameryaser3987 Před rokem

    This is why the best weapon is thick metal club. Doesn't break.

  • @jimmythehand7409
    @jimmythehand7409 Před rokem +1

    Making blanket statements about stainlessness steel is gonna trigger all the steel snobs

  • @brandonn6099
    @brandonn6099 Před rokem

    You got that last line from LockPickingLawyer I swear
    _After taking 10 seconds to pick a Masterlock:_ "That held up longer than I thought but the bar was pretty low"

  • @shivermaw5913
    @shivermaw5913 Před rokem

    The bar was so low i didn't even see no bar

  • @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa
    @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa Před rokem +2

    In the future when we have super medicine and are functionally immortal I want to see full on blood-sport arenas where the combatants fight with shitty mall ninja weaponry. It would be cool.

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 Před rokem

      Betting it would just devolve into a mutual agreement to drop your swords and fight with fists half the time

    • @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa
      @KeggleStomp_Pogrompa Před rokem

      @@dontkickmychick6076 they have to use their weapons until they break apart.

  • @johnevergreen8019
    @johnevergreen8019 Před rokem

    Those handles look less ergonomic than lightsabers

  • @tomanders4746
    @tomanders4746 Před rokem +3

    Today on, Mr. Vance has not covered the Fire Emblem Three Houses Heroes Relics

  • @CodexOfXol
    @CodexOfXol Před 11 měsíci

    Went to a flea market last weekend and saw a guy selling knives and "Samurai swords". Half his sword stock were these exact ones, the rest were cheap katanas and of course half his knives were karambits

  • @The_GG_Janitor
    @The_GG_Janitor Před rokem

    I am on the sixth month of constantly requesting a Fable 2 weapon review on any of the unique weapons.
    I'm happy you saw my previous, but I will persist until I hear of a possible release!

  • @TheiTzCynical
    @TheiTzCynical Před rokem

    Kinda find it funny when mentioning the small tang, it like cuts very quickly as though saying a bad word.

  • @pyromaniac000000
    @pyromaniac000000 Před rokem +2

    This is why i prefer my ax. Even if the blade is a little dull, with the weight and power behind it, anything you target is gunna be in two pieces one way or another. Just sometimes the cut isnt very clean and smooth

  • @emmanuelboakye1124
    @emmanuelboakye1124 Před rokem +2

    This swird give katanas a bad name🤣

  • @alteredfrost6577
    @alteredfrost6577 Před 7 měsíci

    Always wanted these in middle school 😂

  • @wayside9493
    @wayside9493 Před rokem

    Can always appreciate you spending your money to prove your point, keep up the good work 👍

  • @Ghastly_Grinner
    @Ghastly_Grinner Před rokem

    1. just sharpen it
    2. If you have an intruder a 3ft long razor does the trick very well

  • @aprahammunoz5166
    @aprahammunoz5166 Před rokem +1

    Betcha there are straight up bubbles in tha metal. Good thing the "tang" was cruddy enough to give first😂

  • @Ace-Intervention
    @Ace-Intervention Před 10 měsíci

    Me when I have my machete

  • @Redhates
    @Redhates Před rokem

    Could you test the sharp katanas from mini katana next?

  • @mansonandsatanrock
    @mansonandsatanrock Před 6 měsíci

    Stainless steel seems to be fine for smaller blades, like those on knives, but not for longer, and especially thinner blades.
    I did hear that because it is softer, it is easier to sharpen. Could be a good inexpensive beginner sword, if not abused.

  • @strawhat192
    @strawhat192 Před rokem

    Love that ring sound at unsheathing so much 🥰🔥

  • @gabrielwilliams9183
    @gabrielwilliams9183 Před rokem

    Can you do the Teno vs the Gardens

  • @basiosrasian225
    @basiosrasian225 Před rokem

    Just curious how effect Zodd’s sword would from berserk.

  • @Laciel2002MainChannel

    The sheath of these swords kinda reminds me of Aoshi’s dual kodachi scabbard from the Rurouni Kenshin anime.

  • @sourdiesel8306
    @sourdiesel8306 Před 8 měsíci

    Those kinds of swords are extremely dangerous

  • @Kingbackyardigan23
    @Kingbackyardigan23 Před rokem

    I DO keep one in my room I bought it for my birthday👏🏾🙌🏾😌

  • @creaturecrazy2976
    @creaturecrazy2976 Před rokem

    I present to you, I machete. That thing is literally just a worse machete, but I’d also be fine using a kukri.

  • @TensionSlap
    @TensionSlap Před rokem

    That looks more like a Ninjato anyway, no curve. Ain’t a Katana without a curve

  • @rumfilleddrunkard
    @rumfilleddrunkard Před rokem +1

    Everyone talks bad on stainless steel. By it has uses. If I'm backpacking all my knives are stainless, so they don't rust and they're cheap so I can ditch them without much loss if I fall in a river.

    • @MarcusVance
      @MarcusVance  Před rokem +2

      They can look nice and resist rust. Better in knives than swords.

    • @rumfilleddrunkard
      @rumfilleddrunkard Před rokem

      @Marcus Vance I don't disagree, but I hear it about knives, too. And i was just pointing out one use of it. I apologize, I may not have worded myself right.

  • @bussy-slayer
    @bussy-slayer Před rokem

    You be better off using a club if anyone tried to use it as a sword

  • @charliebaker1427
    @charliebaker1427 Před rokem

    Relateable

  • @73288
    @73288 Před rokem

    When I was a kid I wanted a gladius (like pompeii type). I eventualy got it. But sadly as an adult. On the other hand it was made by bladesmith and totaly worth waiting.

  • @fancyincubus
    @fancyincubus Před rokem

    Somthing your mother gets you for Christmas because she doesn't understand

  • @hahano9586
    @hahano9586 Před rokem

    What is the best steel to make a sword out of in modern times?

  • @the_pink_p9059
    @the_pink_p9059 Před rokem

    I prefer a large bayonet paired with a smaller work knife.

  • @CA-by2br
    @CA-by2br Před rokem

    Well, if that's the case. Best i go down to my local hardware and buy a cutlass and file

  • @lampshade6579
    @lampshade6579 Před rokem

    To be fair I wouldn't want a regular Katana in a survival situation either. It probably nick and dent easily on anything I'd need to cut. Be a pain to carry. Hell to upkeep. And I'd love to see what happened to the person who tried to out swing a bear with it.

  • @juhel5531
    @juhel5531 Před rokem

    That's a bad blade then. Imagine someone drawing a sword like that, hitting you with it and it just stops at a quarter inch in your skin before the tang snaps and the blade falls from the handle. You'd think you were invincible.

  • @The-Floor.
    @The-Floor. Před rokem

    what would be a good survival sword then?

  • @RODE594
    @RODE594 Před rokem

    someone should make a quality one tbh

  • @fclp67
    @fclp67 Před rokem

    There are perfectly fine stainless steel knives clearly these just aren't heat treated

  • @Bluematchhead
    @Bluematchhead Před rokem

    Ontario knife. No exception.

  • @irhas768
    @irhas768 Před rokem

    As a teen i wouldn't want that. I want sleep and rest from school :)

  • @hoxton_hummingbird
    @hoxton_hummingbird Před rokem

    I'm so glad I never spent money on one of these even though teen me was eying them a lot on ebay

  • @MAGEs-of-Anarchy
    @MAGEs-of-Anarchy Před rokem

    Nah, when I was a teen I wanted a Zweihänder. Because why settle for either a sword or a spear when you can have both?

  • @steviegilliam5685
    @steviegilliam5685 Před rokem

    could resident evil characters survive Warhammer 40k

  • @prizedchimp1097
    @prizedchimp1097 Před rokem

    I thought we already made them a while ago and called them machetes

  • @ragnarian
    @ragnarian Před rokem

    I have a proper gladius, high carbon steel, with a full tang, because it's not stainless steel I have to clean up periodically
    Quite therapeutic actually

  • @Austin_Soares
    @Austin_Soares Před rokem +2

    I actually had an idea for a sword, the spine would be made of AR500 with a W2 edge. How good would that be?

  • @alexlatenights2475
    @alexlatenights2475 Před rokem

    Can confirm that the second I got myself some adult money I bought myself one of these little wacky knives. Do yourself a favor get yourself a hammer for defense LOL crush your competition

  • @nathanaelrummelhart3478
    @nathanaelrummelhart3478 Před 8 měsíci

    So extend the tang and make it out of 80crv

  • @dbgoat4436
    @dbgoat4436 Před rokem

    As a 15 year old who got it for ther 15th birthday he right 😂

  • @CanYouHearTheWhistling
    @CanYouHearTheWhistling Před 5 měsíci

    Bent swords can be bend back better to have a softer sword then one that will shatter

  • @stealth6060
    @stealth6060 Před rokem

    Jetstream Sam

  • @miscellamemeous38
    @miscellamemeous38 Před rokem

    I have one of these and it's a fucking monster. Full tang with duck tape wrapped around it. Cut open my thumb and gave me a gnarly scar and stabbed my uncle to his bone. Super sharp and I still have it!

  • @blametheghost
    @blametheghost Před rokem

    It could still serve a purpose for hunting creatures but chopping down stuff wouldn't be good

  • @mikehunt2955
    @mikehunt2955 Před rokem

    So what you’re saying is it’s a single use home defense tool

  • @KonigGustavAdolph
    @KonigGustavAdolph Před rokem

    Well, we gotta use 440C for something!

  • @work_with_Kin
    @work_with_Kin Před rokem

    Let me put on my nerd glasses-
    It's actually Itachi not katana. As katana's are mid weapon with a curve but itachi is short short range weapon without a curved and for a extra fact there is another cousin of katana called odachi (it's a long range weapon with a curved). So, no it's not a tactical katana, it's actually tactical itachi

  • @masonfox4082
    @masonfox4082 Před rokem

    MALL NINJA

  • @Cozy-000
    @Cozy-000 Před rokem

    It's definitely better than nothing but you could definitely do better.
    The thing with mall ninja swords is they're purely for display however the edgy teens want to cut with it and the sellers want you to think you can cut with it. Honestly having a cool sword is nice but if you want something more reliable go to your local hardware story and get something from there if you're keen on "apocalypse/zombie" survival or wilderness survival.

  • @seiyuokamihimura5082
    @seiyuokamihimura5082 Před rokem

    Lol. I have a machete my mom gave me. Good machete, use it more than any other blade I have. Granted all of them work great for brush and thickets. That however? I have my serious doubts.

  • @euphoriam4020
    @euphoriam4020 Před rokem

    Yeah but they look cool

  • @CavemanZerron
    @CavemanZerron Před rokem

    I used to use these to cut brush

  • @tomasdubravsky4851
    @tomasdubravsky4851 Před rokem

    A ls a teen i have to deny it. I dont want them. What i want is a good Madsen model 1902 light machine gun.

  • @Destroyer40k0
    @Destroyer40k0 Před rokem

    Why you gotta call me out, I got one just like that for like $25 cus it was shiny and red lol

  • @piranhaplantX
    @piranhaplantX Před rokem

    Better off getting a real machete than a mall ninja sword.

  • @theoriginalbeanboy
    @theoriginalbeanboy Před rokem

    life hack
    use a sledgehammer, or Warhammer
    anywhere you hit is a crippling blow
    its easy enough to use, you make big hammer go SLAM
    no training needed, you can learn as you use it.

  • @josefptacek113
    @josefptacek113 Před rokem

    "survival" like for surviving what?
    Wanna see this fancy blade survive outdoors condition + I can think of hundred more useful survival weapons than a fucking katana.

  • @aquariandawn4750
    @aquariandawn4750 Před 7 měsíci

    They often have a tiny tang
    (Mall ninja blade) dude why you got to tell everybody?

  • @seiyuokamihimura5082
    @seiyuokamihimura5082 Před rokem

    Ouch. Yeah. That's bad lol.

  • @crayzaydemon6811
    @crayzaydemon6811 Před rokem

    I’m a teenage boy. Tell me where you got this

  • @malereproductiveorganmanjo9842

    YOOO I seen a guy in the MIDDLE of the city whip one of these exact swords, with the red blade n all, outta his pants n chase a crack head down the street for buggin him.

  • @zozodagon4362
    @zozodagon4362 Před rokem

    .45acp +5? Do you mean .50GL????

  • @dankdaze42069
    @dankdaze42069 Před rokem

    Yoooooo I see these all over Amazon been wondering if they're a joke or if they could at least be used to cut someone

  • @noobiemarksman1441
    @noobiemarksman1441 Před rokem

    You can't call any sword Katana!!!! Katana are work of art now!! And to be called katana there are specs it has to qualify.

  • @icarusswitkes6833
    @icarusswitkes6833 Před rokem

    What about thrusting

  • @benarnesen8132
    @benarnesen8132 Před rokem

    My bar for you is really low.

  • @tiberiuskurisake
    @tiberiuskurisake Před rokem

    Holy fuck dude I've been watching you for awhile and only just now realized your also named Marcus wtf

  • @bobsheese6690
    @bobsheese6690 Před rokem

    0:00

  • @MartynHetimier
    @MartynHetimier Před 3 měsíci

    Camping? What ? ,you gonna fhit a bear or something

  • @forfun6273
    @forfun6273 Před rokem

    I mean they’re still steel… idk what you mean by you’re surprised that they didn’t already break. I mean I understand compared to real swords it’s weak and all. But it’s still stainless steel. I didn’t see anything in the video that I would expect to break it. But idk I wasn’t there so I won’t judge you too harshly. I enjoy your videos. I was just thinking, it’s still steel. Not copper or brass. But maybe you meant chip not break break.

  • @wolfesbane4263
    @wolfesbane4263 Před rokem

    Ahhh yes, teen wannabe katana for the aztheticz

  • @davinjackson1758
    @davinjackson1758 Před rokem

    😂