2.08 Joke is scary directs to abuse. Man asked little girl friends to leave. - her friends are for her safety. "Took me..." Another abuse. "He took my dress off" - outrageous abuse. "Got his thing out" - No "And nothing happen" - Did he put his thing away?" Did he apologize?" Did he help you put the dress on?, did friends came back to support you with parents? Just a moment when does it become funny?
Q: What's the grammatical error in this paragraph: "One time, I was sleeping on a camping trip, and I hear a noise outside in the woods. So I get up with a flashlight and look into the woods. I then hear some loud rustling and run away and go back to sleep." A: "Run" should be "ran" since it was past tents.
The god joke, especially involving children was especially sick,. 10 seconds of my life I wish I could have back.. I will learn to live with it however he may spend eternity to paying for those 10 seconds.
Whoever came up with this list of "best jokes ever" has issues, why are they all pedophile jokes? I get it a joke is a joke but it's weird the list they chose.
I see from all the replies that nobody else got it either. Between the butchering of the English language and the fact that it''s probably an inside joke the audience was in on but was left out of the video, I can see why nobody got it.
@@terrydactyl4350 I can't tell whether you're joking, but I'll take it seriously and explain that he meant, 'tho', which is an abbreviation of, 'though'.
Here is a few of my own jokes that I made up, enjoy! two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a-salted 🤣 two doughnuts squeezed through a door, one was jammed. 🤣 I was once attacked by an impact driver. I was screwed 🤣 A man threw a golden delicious at me the other day. I was appalled! 🤣 A man threw a block of cheese at me once. I said, that's mature! 🤣 I once told a friend I would like to go to Romania. He said, what, to live? I said no, I just wanna book-a-rest ( Bucharest ) 🤣 Three electric currents staggering drunk outside the club. Mr voltage working on the door shouts, haven't you all got ohms to go to? 🤣 I once made a lady laugh out loud in casualty. She was in stitches 🤣
Here is one - There was an Indian man setting in a bar in the US. He order 3 shots of vodka. Later order 3 more and so was he going. So the bartender came and told him that he need not oder them that way, if he wants he can bring him the shots one by one. After listening to the suggestion the man told him that he has 2 more brothers one lives in UK and other in Australia, and every weekend they go to bar and drink on behalf of eachother as if they are all together as a symbol of love. The bartender was very touched to hear that. It continued and the man kept coming on weekends. One day the man came and ordered only 2 beers. The bartender rush towards the table and told the man that he is sorry as he has lost one his brother. The man told the bartender that what rubbish is it ? who told him that ? The bartender replied - sir I know your weekend ritual. Then the man replied to bartender that his brother are alive and the ritual he told him is true. However the thing is that "he has stopped drinking !"
the first one LMAO
Norm MacDonald is a real one
yas
I wonder where he gets his ideas from
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@@sonicthekid249 I didn't get it
Bruh these are hilarious... that guys reaction to the first one was so funny
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None of this shit was funny
Here's a joke that beats them all. "Two peanuts walking down an alleyway.........One was a salted." BOOM BOOM!
AGREED
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Took balls for Ricky Gervais to tell that joke,,,hilarious.
It's one of the worst but funny jokes he has ever done 😂
Rick is my hero. That joke is fkn brilliant.
Pedophile much, jerking off to hearing about his daughter potentially being sexually abused......he wants to also abuse children? 😊
That’s a joke you’d spit your coffee out to 😂😂 best joke ever lol you don’t see that ending coming 😂
super creepy joke
but reminds of a problem so should be around
Everyone worried about concert tours, Imagine the Comedy stand up we gonna get.
That was literally one of Jimmy's more tame jokes. Lol he's said worse. But Jimmy Carr is still hilarious.
This is embarrassing but plz explain the joke.
I seriously did not get this one bruh
If you need to stoop to that sort of level to find humour, it only shows that you have no actual talent in comedy. Shock value isn't humour.
He's a disgusting man.
@kev butterworth Shut up.
everyone: 😐
LaughPlanet editing this video: 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Rest in peace Norm Macdonald I'll forever miss you ❤️❤️
Norm's a Legend 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Even comedy has become a lost art.
The first one had me dying. 🤣
That was a great opening... Love Norm
The Gervais one is pretty close to the knuckle......( All 5 of 'em! )
The IQ distribution explains everything in the comedy market.
These aren't funny,They're HILARIOUS 😂😂
Great video 👍
10 Most Sphincter Tightening Jokes
Oh snap the Mini one though!
I threw a phone,and it didnt break,you know why?...cuz...IT WAS ON AIRPLANE MODE
Good one. 😂👍
My dream goal is to get roasted by Jimmy Carr lmao
So good..i always like joke..make ppl happy ...make d world great..
The dude with the 12 year old joke is sick
"Ghoul" said the ghost as he scored the ball into the net.
Just made it 421 likes, im a Madman .
Half of them are meh. Half are hilarious.
The last one was just brutal lmao.
I was so mad Louis ck was not he next one the next one the next one , not disappointed .
Gilbert Gottfried telling The Aristocrats is one of the funniest things ever.
The first one tho👍👍
4:37 gods answer, if you where in a beautiful garden that grows rapidly fast what flowers would you pick first?
all of them
None of them, I'd leave them in the garden where everyone could see them and not selfishly take them into my house.
The smokable ones!
2:20 mans playing among us
i love norm macdonald
Omg this is gold 😊😊😂
Your jokes are so funny
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
It's nice to see a video titled "funniest jokes ever" and the very first person you see when you click the thumbnail is Norm Mcdonald
i gave a skittles bag to an orphanage family size
Young millipede ..
Mum can i stay up for the football?
Sorry son its a school night.
No school tomorrow, its an insect day!
why did the student eat his homework? because the teacher says it was a piece of cake
my own joke...
Did the teacher also say it's a pop quiz and it's pie
hahahahah 😐
Fantastic Ms Harimurti, Have you some more please?
yoooo its the guy from alvin and the chipmunks
I can’t even breathe
Doug Stanhope and Steward Francis have to be featured here
Why do i watch horror movies in the toilet?
*cuz it scares the SHIT out of me*
Lol I'm on the floor
The last joke was dark... Very dark and brilliant 😮😂
the second was just a bomb
What’s the guy name at 1:20 with the Joan Rivers joke? I believe he was in Problem Child too. Too funny!
Gilbert Gottfried
RIP Norm and the Funkman
2.08 Joke is scary directs to abuse.
Man asked little girl friends to leave. - her friends are for her safety.
"Took me..." Another abuse.
"He took my dress off" - outrageous abuse.
"Got his thing out" - No
"And nothing happen" - Did he put his thing away?" Did he apologize?" Did he help you put the dress on?, did friends came back to support you with parents?
Just a moment when does it become funny?
Get a life!
Q: What's the grammatical error in this paragraph: "One time, I was sleeping on a camping trip, and I hear a noise outside in the woods. So I get up with a flashlight and look into the woods. I then hear some loud rustling and run away and go back to sleep."
A: "Run" should be "ran" since it was past tents.
I broke my finger today :(
But on the other hand I'm OK.
That monkey joke omfg
Marriage is like a Tornado: "In the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, Then you lose your house".
Norm owns this.
gonna use "MECCA"
wait... did i just spot something
Lol
vid underrated as fuck
the secind one end the school for padfils are chirtch
Was that super dave?
Ir requires special powers to make Gervais' joke work. Really. That is an impossible joke.
How do u get Pikachu on a bus?
U Poke him on
Lol 😂
Can someone r/whoosh me
@@meliodas5336 Poke him on sounds similar to Pokemon
I'm a little late am I not?
RIP Normy Normy Normy 💔
Hey do y'all know y the cannon was bad at it's job?
Cuz it kept getting fired
Didn’t Carlos Mencia make up all these jokes?
99 in the ash tray 😂
They guy talking about “god allowing so many of our kids to be shot to death” actually made a point about it at first and then it got crazy.
Am I the only one who thought only a couple of these were funny but none hilarious?
I didn’t think any of them were funny.
The mecca wad the best one
My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like “I know, right”
Awww. Norm
.❤
The real joke is Cross dressing like a lumberjack and he has never picked up anything heavier than his arm
If you listen carefully you can hear the neckbeards rustling against the pentagram necklaces in the audience.
I was just making sure Jeselnik was here 😂
2:58 Can someone please explain this one to me? I don’t get it.
The god joke, especially involving children was especially sick,. 10 seconds of my life I wish I could have back.. I will learn to live with it however he may spend eternity to paying for those 10 seconds.
hahah Norm is too funny
A lot of these comedians are obviously hired to normalize all of the very worst, darkest, and most evil narratives.
Whoever came up with this list of "best jokes ever" has issues, why are they all pedophile jokes? I get it a joke is a joke but it's weird the list they chose.
Because jokes have to be offensive and rude 🤪👈 ahahaha lol
I’m quirky and edgy
Can someone explain the one at 3:00 to me please.
no, i don't want to
@@dothemario8244 well then it wasn't meant for u. Response was unnecessary
I see from all the replies that nobody else got it either. Between the butchering of the English language and the fact that it''s probably an inside joke the audience was in on but was left out of the video, I can see why nobody got it.
@@gameovr17 it’s sick pal, he was wanking over the story his daughter was telling him
Do anyone know his name? 4:00
The dad and girl thod
What is a "thod"?
@@terrydactyl4350 I can't tell whether you're joking, but I'll take it seriously and explain that he meant, 'tho', which is an abbreviation of, 'though'.
It is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉
The best joke was the old man with the glasses groaned at and complained about. What a killjoy.
The 4th one will be live in the streets of Berlin, Peace CZcams🐍😙
I found the second one to be quite offensive
I laughed at cheese sandwich $1.50
My mother told me I sucked.
So I told her she was married.
That’s deep
What did the short, asthmatic, mathematician say?
"I'm losing my length and breadth"
PS : I lost my brain cells so I can't think of good jokes..
Still don’t get the monkey joke. Don’t think I ever will. Oh well 🤷🏼♂️
He was talking about his dad I’m pretty sure
The legs sown together made it look like a mermaid so he was ******* a monkey the whole tome
That last one was a prime example why Comedy is dead
long boring story with a shit punchline
I'm not gay but $20 is $20.
What country is hot and spicy?
Chile
Oh so these are the macabre jokes. Ok.
Here is a few of my own jokes that I made up, enjoy!
two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a-salted 🤣
two doughnuts squeezed through a door, one was jammed. 🤣
I was once attacked by an impact driver. I was screwed 🤣
A man threw a golden delicious at me the other day. I was appalled! 🤣
A man threw a block of cheese at me once. I said, that's mature! 🤣
I once told a friend I would like to go to Romania. He said, what, to live? I said no, I just wanna book-a-rest ( Bucharest ) 🤣
Three electric currents staggering drunk outside the club. Mr voltage working on the door shouts, haven't you all got ohms to go to? 🤣
I once made a lady laugh out loud in casualty. She was in stitches 🤣
0:51 take a fucking joke man
Last joke was so on the nose it was terrible. Everything else was great.
Am I the only one not laughing
Mecca joke hilarious 😂
Can someone please explain the Jimmy Carr joke?
If you need it explained, then you're never going to understand it, so there's no point!
first one the guys had some PTSD 😭😭😭😭
Here is one -
There was an Indian man setting in a bar in the US. He order 3 shots of vodka. Later order 3 more and so was he going. So the bartender came and told him that he need not oder them that way, if he wants he can bring him the shots one by one. After listening to the suggestion the man told him that he has 2 more brothers one lives in UK and other in Australia, and every weekend they go to bar and drink on behalf of eachother as if they are all together as a symbol of love. The bartender was very touched to hear that. It continued and the man kept coming on weekends.
One day the man came and ordered only 2 beers. The bartender rush towards the table and told the man that he is sorry as he has lost one his brother. The man told the bartender that what rubbish is it ? who told him that ? The bartender replied - sir I know your weekend ritual. Then the man replied to bartender that his brother are alive and the ritual he told him is true. However the thing is that "he has stopped drinking !"
Who is the scottish guy with the mermaid?
Frankie boyle