Ghostbusters Absolutely Horrible Joke Book!
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- This Ghostbusters II book has some character designs that look NOTHING like any of the characters and jokes that'll make you sad you ever existed!
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#Ghostbusters - Komedie
Rap! Rap!
Who’s there?
Wob!
Wob who?
Wob who says, “Most of the jokes in this flip book are sooo stupid! Heh, heh, heh!”
Oh, Wabuu! Hehehehe!
Wob who?
Wob BOO!
Rap! Rap!
Who’s there?
Foe!
Foe who?
Foe yooouuuuuu!!!!!
This is beautiful. XD
@@shenloken2
Rap! Rap!
Who's there?
Be.
Be who?
Be DIA-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!
Fun Fact: Dave Coulier studied this same book front to back when preparing to play Peter Venkman
Hey kids it's me venko the clown
No. Don’t insult this book by associating it with Coulier
I thought he studied Caddyshack
@@masterfarr8265 he studied THAT and this book XD
Hey, I know its easy to make fun of Dave Coulier
Rap! Rap!
"Who's there?"
" *_T H E D O O R_* "
Ah, a man of culture I see.
Didn't expect to get loved. Thanks, Phelous!
Rap! Rap!
Who’s there?
*”A M I R R O R”*
They lied about the fun, but I totally see this starting a riot.
@Frizzurd A riot one
I mean in this day n age, I'm sure anything would cause a riot
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who
Doctor who can time travel back in time and fix this book! 😅
You can tell I'm a human because I have an "H" on my pajamas.
I would not be surprised if the jokes in this were basically pulled wholecloth from some similarly formatted halloween jokebook with "dracula" and "wolfman" et al replaced with "ghost" or "a Ghostbuster".
I call false advertising. It said it was a Joke book, not a soul-crushing book that makes you question your life choices.
Specifically, the Life Choice to buy this Sodding Book
"What do you think you've got two feet for?"
"One for the brake and one for the accelerator."
don't you use just one foot for them?
That's probably how the writers actually drive...
Not according to Sammy Hagar...
as a manual car driver with that logic I need 3 legs to use my clutch, brake and accelerator!
Remember; it’s only 50% likely this book was written by humans.
Mmm you’re right Joshua 😅
This joke book is licenced merchandise that looks like a bootleg.
It looks like a coloring book from the dollar store. XD
It looks like kindling for the funniest fire ever.
Andrew W Whittaker
It belongs in a great big fiyah.
At least the infamous Minecraft joke book (which I bought for a gift) is not officially licensed
Rap! Rap!
"Who's there?"
"Lorenzo Music."
"What really?"
"Sike, it's actually Dave Coulier."
Got me with that one. Classic Uncle Joey.
Awww Cut it out.
Sike? Psyche.
_[Shao Kahn "AUGH" plays over Gymnopedie No. 1 as screen fades to monochrome, then to black]_
To quote Lorenzo Music as Peter on this joke book:
“.....It wasn’t THAT funny...”
What do you call the ghost of a cheeky raccoon?
*Wa-Boo!*
...Alright, I think the Coulier Venkman level jokes are having ill effects on my sanity.
How many letters are there in Old Man's Alphabet?
25 - It's completely U-less now!
That was pretty good.
Hey, you got me to laugh, so it worked!
@@McGeesJabberwock
Pffft, that's even better.
"Rap Rap" jokes: the most horrible thing since "The Wrap Rap" from We Wish You a Turtles Christmas!
that's rap with a capital C
You forgot the greatness of Rapcitie Street Kids 🤨
We are the busters of any,
G-H-O-S-T.
@jbiehlable “he’s Rap Rat, and he’s the boss.”
I understand that reference 🤣
I legitimately laughed more at Phelous' random noises than the actual jokes. Good grief, those jokes were painfully bad.
puns are always bad
It’s really appropriate though that they’re based on ghosts.
Because it represents the death of comedy.
@@solouno2280 well that's not correct. the ones HERE happen to be terrible
Maybe they say "rap rap" as a reference to Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven Poem, as in "rapping at my chamber door", but they're not even good at making Ghostbuster references, so I doubt it. And how many kids have even read The Raven?
I wouldn't be surprised if the author was credited as "Peter Venkman, as played by Dave Coulier"
It wasn't that funny...
A bunch of Fluffer nutters
I feel like a smurf
Did somebody sneeze?
Also, these jokes are so childish and flavor-less, that I'm pretty sure it's Janine Melnitz as portrayed by Kath Soucie, at least Coulier's were dumb but, you know, ACTUAL jokes?
@@peucoman You may have a point there, but i know for a fact Davenkman wrote the many Rap Raps, which were co-written by Concert Michelangelo
The author: "Okay, okay, what's the first rule of puns? Oh, right, always give away the punchline in the set up!"
“I was walking along today and on the road I saw a small baby ghost.
Although thinking about it, it might have been a handkerchief
That was better than all the jokes in this book
I got a few
What kind of olive oil best describes Peter Venkman?
Extra Virgin
What does Winston Zeddemore put on his resume?
“You can’t tell but I actually exist”
Why did Slimer cross the road?
To avoid hearing these awful jokes
The one where the mayor indifferently reacts to Peter getting insulted works. And the booble gum and barking lot jokes shoot the moon that they’re suddenly funny
This book is proof that trolling was a thing in the pre-internet days.
Two cannibals were eating a clown - one said to the other: “Does he taste funny to you?
Two clowns were eating a cannibal - one said to the other: “i think we got the joke wrong"
@@amatueraceva1319 eating a comedian is not a laughing matter its a different matter altogether its a matter of slaughter.
They prefer "humanitarians."
Don't you mean "Two ghost cannibals"?
Two GHOSTBUSTERS were eating this joke book. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" And the other one replied, "No, this does not taste funny, _at _*_all._* "
Oh man, my pajamas have a G on them. I guess I died at some point.
Wait my NAME starts with G! Am I dead too?!🤪😮
Why are Egon and Winston referred to by their first names, Ray is referred to by his last, and Pete is "Dr. Venkman?"
Because the two of them fighting over that mustache was enough to throw everyone off in terms of name
Rap Rap.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a bad joke book.
Orange you glad it isn't another bad joke?
I will cry however much I like because of this garbage
That really _was_ riotous fun, as in it made me want to hunt down the factory that made these books and burn it down!
I finally figured out why Anime Boy Egon doesn’t have glasses: it’s because Slimmer stole them so he could be witty.
I wish he’d steal that mustache that Peter and Ray are sharing between one another
11:01 This dog drawing is the best thing to come out of this flip book.
Agreed. Although I found Slimer on the can of soup at 15:51 to be somewhat amusing.
Frizzurd YES! Also, I was wondering if he stole Igon’s glasses
A barking lot!?
This book is probably what the Coulier Venkman would’ve wrote if he was asked to make a joke book featuring his quips and antics.
Where do ghosts live?
They don’t.
They’re ghosts.
Damn
My first guess was “a barking lot”
There’s only one word that can describe this THING, and that word is “BOOOOOO!”
I was saying "Boo-urns".
This is easily the best merchandise review video Phelous done so far.
I would definitely pay $2.50 for him to read the other Flip N' Fun book.
Yesterday I have spent the afternoon re-arranging the furniture in Dracula’s house… I was doing a bit of Fang-Shui.”
Really?
I thought it sucked
It really bled me dry, the price
It really left a hole in my heart(and my wallet)
"Hours of Riotous Fun!" Well, if hours are minutes and the minutes felt dragged out to centuries...
This was hilarious. Not the jokes in the book, those were painful, but Phelous reaction to them.
Besides the book is accurate. It's obviously set during the time when the Ghostbusters had to work children's parties, Egon couldn't afford glasses and they could only afford one mustache between them.
Mom said it's my turn with the mustache.
I’m reminded of the shared fake beard from psych.
I can see why Venkman didn’t want Egon driving even if it’s just down the road for hamburgers
Oh yeah, I forgot that Egon was a Mobile Suit Gundam character
Super Nintendo Chalmers! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Egon = Anime boi
It is now canon.
Janine wants Egon Senpai to notice her.
Well technically, to be fair, actually, in seriousness, the Real Ghostbusters cartoon was animated in Japan so it is technically actually anime in fairness.
@@DragonNexus Japamerican. Japanese artist, american voice and concepts. So it's an animerica since it didn't start out Japanese with japanese voice casts or concepts. But i get you
I remember one of the kids in my Cub Scouts den having this "Joke" Book. We ended up using it as firestarter material, the same day he got it. No tears were shed.
Did this really happen? Did the kid mind?
i hear dave coulier venkman reading all these 'jokes'
"Do you believe in people?"
"No"
"I guess not. That flesh colored hand on your shoulder? It's not real."
Ghosts were people before they died, and usually go around tormenting people all day, nothing about this makes sense!
@@samuelesalvatico7259 I was making a Pokemon reference.
@@marplatense31Sorry, I wasn't mad at you, I was mad at the joke in the book. I've heard this exact same joke so many times, and it always drives me crazy
@@samuelesalvatico7259 Ah, got it.
This didnt sound like a joke book, sounded more like a *RAP SHEET*
:D
:D
*:D*
@Frizzurd Nah, but the Telltale Heart has a nice beat.
I had those activity books when I was a kid! Was always confused why they didn't look like their movie counterparts.
Kory Andrews I can understand why
Are we sure the real title of this book isn't "Coulier Venkman's Favorite Jokes"? All it's missing is a page filled with nothing but "fluffernutters" repeated over and over again.
if you look at your reflection in a mirror and say "fluffernutters" three times in a row, Coulier replaces your voice as well.
There's an MST3K clip that Linkara sometimes uses that I feel fits here. "They just didn't care!"
There's a Futurama clip that I feel fits this book just as well: "That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!"
Well after hearing these jokes, I definitely want to riot over it
Hey Wuschel. 😀
Loved this episode of Bootleg Zones those knock off Ghosbusters drawings are hilarious. Wait what...?
I still remember the GB2 coloring book where Mustache Man and Ghostbuster are at the birthday party and they're singing the line "Doing the old soft shoe." I wanted a He-Man book instead...
Rap! Rap!
"Who's there?"
"No one"
"No one who?"
....
Spooky, right?
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly
Your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping,
And so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, Tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”
Here I opened wide the door;
Darkness there and nothing more.
I can't wait for the movie Ghostbusters Zero to be released in theatres, so we can see Egon's transformation from Anime Boi that loves hamburgers to the glasses wearing genius we all know and love. He broke so many hearts along the way.
I need to admit that a few of these comebacks do work, they just needed the right setup and delivery. I could see Lorenzo Music's Peter Venkman saying them and getting a chuckle in the show, like if Egon did get annoyed at Peter for taking the Ecto-1 for burgers and asked what he had two feet for and Peter sarcastically and defensively replied "One for the brake and one for the accelerator. Now let me enjoy my lunch break and warn me if the blob shows up." ...Then he'd crash into Slimer, who would eat all the burgers he was carrying
You're absolutely right. :)
I totally read that in Lorenzo Musics voice
Very good point
How oh HOW did you not play the clip of Venkman saying, "It wasn't that funny."?!
8:00 I... I was "spooken" to... You started the conversation, rap rap guy!
"Ghostbuster's Jokes"
Oh, so you mean Q5's existance
Heyooooo
Unfortunately that's not a joke, that's true.
I'd correct you with Paul Feig, but that seems more accurate.
This book feels like what Q5 finds funny and wrote this joke book.
*SHREDDED*
"hours of riotous fun"
In tiny print: "fun not guaranteed"
A Ghostbuster walks into a bar and says:
“Ow!”
"That was... that was... OW!!! There!"
Three ghosts walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Well, that made me laugh more than anything in the book, so... good job!
Spoilers for the video, it’s just a compilation of Coulier Venkman lines from the show.
I would like to thank Phelous for taking the time to read through all of those. Also I was kind of amused by the one about making a ghost statue by removing the bits that don’t look like a ghost.
my guess is 'rap rap' is supposed to be a spookier way to knock on a door? like the raven in the poem.
I had a Ghostbusters joke book as a kid but it wasn't THIS bad, also it had recognisable pictures of Ghostbusters in it. the one I always remember is 'a ghost came out of my cooker but i couldn't shoot it with a proton pack - it was out of my range!'
Alternative title: Storytime with Phelous
A horrible joke book? Oh come on, it can’t be that ba- NEVERMIND NEVERMIND NEVERMIND!
Also, Egon is the greatest anime protagonist.
Siro: (crumples paper) That's it!
With the sad passing of Harold Ramis, the role was given to Seiya Pegasus, who agreed wholeheartedly
@@peucoman You forgot Maurice LaMarche.
The only way you can get any real laughs with these jokes is to end the joke with Patrick Star’s “Booooooooo!”
this was amazing. i also don't think there was a single actual riddle in the whole book.
:::turns on proton pack::: Dow....
:::turns on proton pack::: Ray.....
:::turns on proton pack::: Phelous....
😏
Eh!❤
Rap! Rap!
Who's there?
Pagliacchi!
But doctor... I am Pagliacchi!
Good joke. Everybody laughed.
I actually laughed once during this video. And it was at the clip of Egon talking about copyright infringement.
Actually, Egon looks more like the lead singer of AH-HA from the video for take on me than an anime boy 💯😂😂
Oh yeah!
@@gracekim25 that was Yello! :D
We’ve had awesome busters like Peter Venkman and Kylie Griffin, but no one will top the best of them all: MOUSTACHE MAN.
This book is so bad it almost would qualify for Bootleg Zones.
Rap! Rap!
Who's there's?
Dingo!
Dingo who?
Wish you were watching Dingo instead of reading these jokes?
Yeah, why aren't I watching Dingo Pictures' Hunchback of Notre Dame?
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives because you is the pope of fools ?
Whenever the book says, “The Ghostbuster” it’s referring to the rookie from the Ghostbusters video game that came out in 2009.
jbiehlable the 2009 one that recently got remastered
But what if it says GHOSTBUSTER 1 and GHOSTBUSTER 2?
*eyerolling intensifies*
This was only 24:03, but with these jokes it sure FELT like hours. Not of riotous fun, though. Just pain.
''This is not fun! I've had fun! This isn't it!''
RAP! RAP!
Who is there?
A mirror!
I am lonely.
RAP RAP!
Okay...
I remember the time I visited the grave
My life on the line, only my life to save
All by myself, with no one around
Didn't understand the hand comin' out the ground...
I knew it wasn't mine,
It was somebody else
But I didn't care G,
I just screamed for HELP!
Ouch, this joke book's jokes hurt so much.
Also no "knock knock, boo who?" joke?
A ghost just called. Do I put him spooker-phone?
This reminds me of the Minecraft joke book. Same torturous tone.
5:44
The word “Ray” looks _very_ much like it was edited in after the rest of the page had already been put together- note how much higher it is than the rest of the text. Wonder what it said originally?
I mean, as a result of this video, that book has probably *collectively* resulted in hours of riotous fun. Maybe.
If you can just imagine a deep sigh of fully giving up on life as each page turns, then you'll know how things sounded on my end.
Thank you for that.
This has been: Phelous Reads A Book in Significant Pain.
Well, this just brought back some repressed memories of reading these stupid books as a kid.
13:08 That is the sound of a broken man.
You post something Ghostbusters and I will immediately click and watch every time.
Rap! Rap!
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Hail to the king baby."
I see you found Q5's series bible for the Real Ghostbusters :P
I am pretty sure Dave Coulier's Venkman wrote this joke book.
Ghostbuster: I jog 6 miles a day.
Me: Fooooooooddddd!!!!
The necronomicon is less painful to read than this....
Hey watch it Q5 will come after you with a big stamp that says "Redacted".
God that was brutal! So brutal!
Anyway, that coloring book has the be the laziest piece of cheap merchandise I've ever seen. The only thing lazier would be selling slips of notebook paper with "Ghostbusters" written on them.
Might have worked for Filmation's Ghost Busters, though.
Those coloring books were pretty common when I was a kid. I think if I had this one I would have loved it.
You know, I like Ghostbusters 2. I never got why it got so much hate (sees book) Ah, guilt by association
those jokes were so cold that now im dieing from pnaumonia
Rap Rap might be from ye olde ghost lingo where knocking on walls and noises made by spirits and poltegeist was referred to as "rapping". Which is kind of awkward these days
Well, that was awful. I do like how they took a ton of old jokes and just awkwardly shoved ghosts into them so it'd fit the them more, though. Quality is important. Do you know where to find any?
🙁Oh, Phelan... you're a *much* more patient man than I.
The 'spook up, I can't hear you' one would have driven me dizzy with rage.🚫👻
"Hours of riotous fun" as in "you'll feel like rioting after paying money for this"
In Hell, you're forced to read this book, except in Hell it never ends...
Do we get to color the pages?
It provides hours of fun because the deluge of "Rap! Rap!" jokes feels interminable (and it doesn't know what the word "fun" means).
Never spook of this again.
I have a colouring book that used these character designs... always thought it was so weird as a kid... and as an adult
The people who wrote these jokes also fall for Wabuu’s sun catching trick
I have never stopped one of your videos due to the content being reviewed's quality. This book broke me. xD
You're a day late, but I forgive you because you're on Canada time. Always glad to see you, Phelan. As long as you are making content on whatever platform you choose, there is light in the world.