About Michael Madsen. He acts in everything in a row, because he simply does not want his family to "live in a trailer." He had a difficult childhood, he managed to work as an auto mechanic, a worker at a gas station, even an ambulance attendant. At the same time, he is categorically against his children becoming actors. A real man, acts for his family, not for his career.
@@redwiltshire1816its not basic necessities Hes made more so far than multiple families make their whole lives. At a certain point he wants more and more money
I remember seeing this game at the game awards and thinking that it was gonna be sub-par gameplay but baits people with big name actors. The industry is so damn predictable these days it’s actually sad.
You can tell that they blew all their budget on the casting just so they could put their faces on the cover and then left nothing in the tank for an actual game
This feels like a game that came out 10 years ago. Like it was found sitting in the bargain bin of a Wal-Mart next to Call of Juarez: The Cartel and the last Army of Two game.
Chuck Norris plays such a cool character while simultaneously delivering his lines as flat and as casual as possible. Did the devs give him no context whatsoever as to who he’s playing as or what this game even is?
btw there was a bug where the secretary ladies' clothes wouldnt have loaded in properly and it would just show fully modelled boobs, almost got a streamer banned too
505 Games, who published this game, initially published Payday 2, but after Payday 2 had paid lootboxes jammed in the devs bought back their rights specifically to remove them. Explains why this game exists
@@B3llyk0 having spent most of my 505 hours in Payday 2 by myself I agree its a goated game im lucky i started playing the pc version after they stopped the microtransactions stuff
@@sanguinedelight6464same here i love setting up the crew with masks and weapons specifically for each job lmao just lovethe rush ofhokding a joint up after casing it idc how many times ive done it lol
Oh you mean the time when Pyrocynical started streaming on a website called "Twitch" and proceeded open the video game called "Team Fortress 2", showing us the loadouts from each of the video game's nine classes, and in the most unexpected (yet expected) turn of events, he opened the Pyro loadout, showing us what was supposed to be the Pyro class, with inflated legs and posterior, projecting us in the whole glory of what Pyrocynical truly likes? Some people may hate him for it, but his honesty and openness is something we should all value from such an individual as him. Respect Pyrocynical, the lover of inflated ass on inhuman characters.
Honestly it's getting really tiring, I get it he does it for content but dude hates on literally every game that comes out and his only argument is "saying le bad is le funny" and then all of his fans agree with him simply because he said so, hell even I just plain agreed with him on everything until I started playing some of the games for myself and actually enjoyed them
I like how the conversations between characters looks like one of those free storyboard animation programs you’d use for a middle school project. Shining example being 10:36
Nobody laughed, no one. The likes are given for pity. And the following people saying they laughed or liked the joke are either high or are smelling a gas leak nearby.
I love how they tried to copy the dentist (gus) from payday 2 and didn't even try to alter his voice or persona with that pager operative "Nasara" But in Payday it made sense as the dentist was an extremely ominous and powerful contractor who nobody knew nothing about that basically forced heisters to work for him. In here he's just an African wise man pushing unnecessary one liners through pager.
don't worry, chuck norris will fix this game, history says he punched the harddrive that contained this game to fix all bugs but the harddrive got obliterated and is being molecularly reconstructed by the devs to get the fixed version of the game
I think the most telling thing about the game was when you were talking about Payday 2, I thought the background footage was pre-alpha footage of Payday 2 and not Crime Boss gameplay.
Finally, He reviewed that crappy prequel for petscop, the one where you run a cafe tycoon with a "dark secret" and mascot horror elements. The cooking minigame was fun though
It's basically payday 2, but crime net became the only choosable option where you can only play on the easiest difficulty. Oh, and the objectives took too long for them so they made sure you can finish it during your coffee break
As a seasoned payday 2 player - this game has a lot of mechanics i want to see in Payday 3. I won't play this one, but i see a lot of good gameplay thingies that would be really appreciated in PD3
Why did all the real-life celebrities need to be there? Couldn't the devs just, you know, make their own unique and interesting characters from scratch?
I feel like they paid for 15 mins of voice acting from all the actors in a single cut each, and that was 99% of their game budget
definitely
Then they spent 0.9% of the remaining 1% on marketing and used the 0.1% of what was left to invest into gameplay
If we get a bunch of well known people in one game that should be good right?
Reminds me of Overkill TWD that spent all the budget on Trailers ahahah
About Michael Madsen. He acts in everything in a row, because he simply does not want his family to "live in a trailer." He had a difficult childhood, he managed to work as an auto mechanic, a worker at a gas station, even an ambulance attendant. At the same time, he is categorically against his children becoming actors. A real man, acts for his family, not for his career.
Not surprised someone so goated did the voice of Daud tbh
The fact he has todo all that is honestly just tragic imagin selling your soul just for basic necessity
kind of reminds me of Bruce Willis
Damn if this is true, he’s a cool guy
@@redwiltshire1816its not basic necessities
Hes made more so far than multiple families make their whole lives. At a certain point he wants more and more money
I remember seeing this game at the game awards and thinking that it was gonna be sub-par gameplay but baits people with big name actors. The industry is so damn predictable these days it’s actually sad.
its funny to i didn't see the point of this game when i knew payday 3 was coming
@@rxvz663 PAYDAY 3?!
@@datpotatoes4005 yeah it’s been announced coming this year
@@rxvz663 no way, really? Hot damn.
@@rxvz663 Yeah, but when? this payday-like game is going to fill in the gap for now. I'm playing it recently and it feels great
It honestly feels like a mobile game
"like a mobile game" truly lost all meaning
Voodoo makes better game then... This
@@Granhier I don’t know what more you want them to say? The graphics look like that of a mobile game
i mean literally the name of the game is like a mobile game
Literally a horrible mobile game version of Payday 2
You can tell that they blew all their budget on the casting just so they could put their faces on the cover and then left nothing in the tank for an actual game
This game somehow feels older than Payday 2 despite that game coming out over a deacde ago
and both the Payday games were made on the Diesel engine, a really outdated engine designed for racing games
@@gunnargunnarsson5963 for a racing engine the vehicles are the worse part lul
This game has 2000 graphics, no joke
@@camolot2102 Car Dealership/Meltdown trauma be like
@@camolot2102 I find that to be the funniest part. Meltdown deathwish difficulty is a pain especially with all those turrets and wonky controls
Pyro references of the day
0:05 Hunt down the Freeman
0:14 Payday 2
0:38 Dishonored
1:55 Shylily reference? (Womp Womp)
2:58 mine cart
3:45 Dishonored
4:00 Streamer mode
5:13 Chuck Norris
5:22 David Lynch
5:27 Twinpeaks
5:40 Minecraft brick
6:01 Pack of Marlboro
6:43 Breaking bad reference
6:58 Saints Row
7:24 Vanilla Ice
8:19 Chuck Norris 2
8:40 Danny Trejo
9:14 Grunting (caveman reference)
9:38 Biden AI voice
10:11 explosive punching
10:26 Matrix
11:55 Marvel
12:31 Gman
13:25 Payday 0.5
14:34 Fortnite
15:37 Mafia City
15:57 yet another payday reference
16:40 PowerPoint
18:56 H3H3
19:42 Birmingham
19:52 Utopia
21:22 Least ____ Pyro viewer
21:30 Wings of Redemption
21:40 Callisto Project
22:05 Iron Man
22:44 Harry Potter
24:52 China
25:30 Matrix
25:55 Fortnite
27:14 ANOTHER payday reference
27:34 Bryon Dog family person
I appreciate your dedication
5:43 brown bricks in Minecraft reference
3:00 mime car.
this guy needs a life
Minecrap? Fornait? Taem forkhes!?
This feels like a game that came out 10 years ago. Like it was found sitting in the bargain bin of a Wal-Mart next to Call of Juarez: The Cartel and the last Army of Two game.
It looks like a late 360 game.
The biggest issue i see with Games right now is that you need a Jet engine to run them.
I just wanna point out that that Chuck Norris is 83 years old
Holy shit he is, what the fuck, I thought he was around 65 or something
@@Explosivevortex danny trejo is 78
@@nostrum7278 kings live a long time after all
@@Explosivevortex Take care of your body and health and that's generally the results.
Chuck Norris plays such a cool character while simultaneously delivering his lines as flat and as casual as possible. Did the devs give him no context whatsoever as to who he’s playing as or what this game even is?
We'll take back the fort
They probably just sent him the script via cameo and just payed him to read lines
“skyyy, the fucking sky you, motherfucker.”
They use Chuck for the wrong
Purpose.
Even EA used the rappers and
Actors for the defjam games right
Even icon.
For a second I thought this was payday 3 and started shivering my timbers
My favorite thing is when my shivers start timbering! Love it!
Literally Shaking And Crying.
You fucking jinxed it
Chuck Norris is so good that games become bad in his presence
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS !!!!
Samesies
Who wouldn't
Me to
ok
Chuck in these nuts
btw there was a bug where the secretary ladies' clothes wouldnt have loaded in properly and it would just show fully modelled boobs, almost got a streamer banned too
Not a bug, definitely a feature
reminds me of the guy who got banned because he snapped a shot of a female NPC in watchdogs,literally had fully detailed vag
@@sanguinedelight6464 based devs
We had left 4 dead and payday now we have back 4 blood and crime boss we truly are evolving just backwards
True
"We have Payday 2 at home" energy
505 Games, who published this game, initially published Payday 2, but after Payday 2 had paid lootboxes jammed in the devs bought back their rights specifically to remove them. Explains why this game exists
i was hoping you were being facetious but then i did some digging and
you were rightt
but OVK took the falll
@@sanguinedelight6464 payday 3 is coming out this year, so maybe it will come back again. Payday 2 with buddies is still fun as ever
@@B3llyk0 having spent most of my 505 hours in Payday 2 by myself I agree its a goated game
im lucky i started playing the pc version after they stopped the microtransactions stuff
@@sanguinedelight6464same here i love setting up the crew with masks and weapons specifically for each job lmao just lovethe rush ofhokding a joint up after casing it idc how many times ive done it lol
@@branbelen8528 mood!!
Fun fact: Nasara (guy with the circular glasses) is voiced by Damion Poitier, who also voices Chains from Payday 2
damn, pyro is really mad about that day in TF2 ...
What day in tf2😂
@@jaydaminion8304 le mass hallucinations
@@jaydaminion8304 August 27th
Oh you mean the time when Pyrocynical started streaming on a website called "Twitch" and proceeded open the video game called "Team Fortress 2", showing us the loadouts from each of the video game's nine classes, and in the most unexpected (yet expected) turn of events, he opened the Pyro loadout, showing us what was supposed to be the Pyro class, with inflated legs and posterior, projecting us in the whole glory of what Pyrocynical truly likes? Some people may hate him for it, but his honesty and openness is something we should all value from such an individual as him.
Respect Pyrocynical, the lover of inflated ass on inhuman characters.
@@damsen978nah bro it was simply a blackout
Makes me actually want to play Payday 2
Do it, is good game
@@OrificeHorus I've started from scratch 5 times, last time I played my save file became corrupted during prison nightmare
Dont, you will regret this
Do it.
@@recon1468 oof
Pyrocynical when a game comes out:
Honestly it's getting really tiring, I get it he does it for content but dude hates on literally every game that comes out and his only argument is "saying le bad is le funny" and then all of his fans agree with him simply because he said so, hell even I just plain agreed with him on everything until I started playing some of the games for myself and actually enjoyed them
@@rooster1610 People have opinions breaking discovery
@@rooster1610 the games he says are shit are shit, sorry people have different opinions
@@rooster1610 I mean, he goes out of his way to play the worst sh!t on the market, it's like he enjoys dumpster diving or something.
@@rooster1610 well they’re all ass, so…
yet again, Pyro does not put any form of information in the title
Huge Michael Madsen Drama would have done the job
Commentary channel makes the lowest effort imaginable and fanbase still surprised 😱😱
@@ammagon4519
too true
It looks like the kind of game Michael's son would play in his room in gta 5
This game has the same vibe of reenacting action movies with your friends and it just seems so fun for it.
I hope overkill has a STACKED VA team like this but done right to do a bit of trolling, or a bad performance to troll even harder
if only he voiced in it wouldve saved the entire game
I’m so glad to see Pyro doing another video on Forspoken!
This game is 100% percent used as an background game in a tv show
14:23 "Half the bags are in, that makes half to go. " 10/10 Dialogue
All the profit went into paying the Celebrity's and they used the remaining £4 to make a mobile game and ported it to PC
This sounds like they used AI to voice everyone
I like how the conversations between characters looks like one of those free storyboard animation programs you’d use for a middle school project.
Shining example being 10:36
the sad dallas impression from the mc was certainly something
They forgot that payday 2 had a banger soundtrack to acompany the gameplay
This can’t be real, who would make this and say “Yeah that’s finished.”
2:00 I am so happy that Pyro doesn't hide his preferences in women
this looks like a PS2 game that you'd play once and never touch it again
Hell yeah, i've been waiting for this one. Thanks, Pyro.
The aliens are coming, weve been compromised
spit it out corporal
SPIT IT OUT CORPARAL!
It's like the video game you'd see one of the actors play in the background of a movie
didnt know they continued the back 4 blood franchise.
Considering that there are actually inflated furry games we now know that they aren’t his least favorite, confirming pyros deep dark fetish
Nobody laughed, no one. The likes are given for pity. And the following people saying they laughed or liked the joke are either high or are smelling a gas leak nearby.
@@damsen978 🤓
@@damsen978 damn, bro. Like I get it, the comment was unfunny, but maybe calm down?
@@Allukard353 It was a joke too. Relax lol
@@Allukard353 unfunny is an understatement
"Payday the Rockay way!"
Even the name makes it sound like a free app store mobile game
Your daily slop is what keeps me going pyro
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can make Crime Boss a good game
Pyro should play more scuffed games this is hilarious lol
The speed, sound and animations for this game are actually pretty good
I've yet to see pyro's pc handle ANY game with performance issues.
Truly a gaming PC of all time
Feels like Call of Juarez: The Cartel all over again
I love how they tried to copy the dentist (gus) from payday 2 and didn't even try to alter his voice or persona with that pager operative "Nasara"
But in Payday it made sense as the dentist was an extremely ominous and powerful contractor who nobody knew nothing about that basically forced heisters to work for him. In here he's just an African wise man pushing unnecessary one liners through pager.
And funnily enough, he’s voiced by the same VA as Chains.
Pyro is such a cute femboy
so true
Dudde fr
He look more like a twink
Indeed
Chubby femboy eboy
damn, they really made chuck norris sound like
"Alright-"
"ALRIGHT WHAT?"
"We'll take back the fort 🤓"
I like how it's common practise now for games to be released in a terrible state
thank you pyro, i really like seeing things again a day after charlie covers it
I've seen stock unity shooters that look and play better
8:48 I closed my eyes and it feel like im watching some dbz abridged or something. So goofy.
I slept through more than half of this video, yet i haven't miss anything in this game because there is nothing
How did they manage to fumble the game with this line up.
90% of the games budget went on voice acting
This has the same vibe as mafia city ads
Pyro sold out so hard he's never posting petscop 2
14:29 The wheel of the van was inside the curb. This game is perfect in every way
That wings impression was too good, took me back to the good ol days. Big ups
This framerate struggling more than me at the gym for the first time
It feels exactly like "Grab that Auto 5"
>shoots gun
>is surprised when a gunshot alerts people
Chuck's voice sounds ai generated
I like how he refers to pd2 as "was" as if people arent making meta guides, receiving fairly big updates, and in general playing the game still
If a game is EGS exclusive, it's essentially dead on arrival.
I'm surprised he didn't notice the characters popping in at 14:39
No huge gaming drama :(
I feel like a lot of games start out running bad for pyro because he dropped like 3 screws in it while building it
I love how they have so many different voice actors from many medias and they even got Finn o Leary from bo2 in this game
I wish he didn't skip some of the cutscenes. They're so bad, it's hilarious.
don't worry, chuck norris will fix this game, history says he punched the harddrive that contained this game to fix all bugs but the harddrive got obliterated and is being molecularly reconstructed by the devs to get the fixed version of the game
Truly one of the games of quite some time
I think the most telling thing about the game was when you were talking about Payday 2, I thought the background footage was pre-alpha footage of Payday 2 and not Crime Boss gameplay.
Finally, He reviewed that crappy prequel for petscop, the one where you run a cafe tycoon with a "dark secret" and mascot horror elements.
The cooking minigame was fun though
Didn't know pyro made a game
It's basically payday 2, but crime net became the only choosable option where you can only play on the easiest difficulty.
Oh, and the objectives took too long for them so they made sure you can finish it during your coffee break
This video probably saved me my next mortgage
Ok but that inspector gadget brown bricks voice was perfect, good job pyro
Why does pyro think that every 50 ish year old man is the g-man
This game looks like it'd be one of those "Amazing new web3 Metaverse fps!!!!" Games nftbros try to shill
The budget went towards celebrities instead of the actual game.
Why. Why can’t we just get a nicely made game that runs? Please?
Back 4 Blood but epic
This game could have been decent if it was released in 2006
It plays like a demo only focused on trying to push the graphics rather than actually making an enjoyable game
@@StridersBored I don't even think the graphics are that great for a 2023 game
The whole game and even the title look like a mobile game you'd see a weird "OH NOES I CANT PASS LEVEL 3" ad for
Pyro conveniently forgetting that Danny was in Breaking Bad... Selective memory also making him forget about Petscop 2
upload a main channel vid lil bro
As a seasoned payday 2 player - this game has a lot of mechanics i want to see in Payday 3. I won't play this one, but i see a lot of good gameplay thingies that would be really appreciated in PD3
The fact that as far as i know, 3 of these voice actors were in good call of duty games is kinda funny ngl
The frames on this game are worse than someone running 130 different Fallout 4 mods at once.
“We need more C/B-list games like this!”
No we don’t.
When Pyro gets his hopes up for a game, just cut your losses and accept the inevitable
Why did all the real-life celebrities need to be there?
Couldn't the devs just, you know, make their own unique and interesting characters from scratch?
This is the best celebrity tie in of all time
I like how they thought including a man who's most recent notoriety was his homophobia would be a selling point to young audiences.