jumpscare warning at the beginning, demented british man yelling what
Dont known what your talking. About although i Did see a little. British lesbian yelling "What"
Thank you so much. If not for your warning I might have been exposed to the slop
Thanks a lot pal, you saved me by not having to explain my parents what I'm watching.
You can literally see how Pyro reverted to his 2016 persona due to his rage at GTA 6 coming no earlier than 2027. His immediate aggressive "your mom" joke towards the donater. A children-bullying Pyrocynical we all know and love.
1:22:02 gotta love how Rick is just alive for some reason in the cutscene. They couldn’t even bother to use the Shane model even though he was just used in the last one.
i love how lore accurate this game is.
rick has 12 shots for his 6 shooter.
We've had like five "worst game of 2023" contenders so far
Not sure if its necessary to add "so far" theres like less than a month left until 2024
If you see this through the eyes of the developers, nothing is wrong.
I think it is the company. The developers surely work hard but they most likely just get squeezed by the company
@@kinko4786100%. GameMill, the publisher, consistently churn out poor quality games. They’re more likely behind the rushed the design and development than actual devs and designers - it’s unlikely they’d intentionally want to make a bad product that’ll reflect badly on their career
Every character looks like the artists had to draw them from complete memory.
My favorite jank
3:45 Reused walking animation for melee weapons
16:08 DONT MIND IF I DO
19:37 the discovery of infinite skill
22:39 Fucked sensitivity and menu
24:10 Ragdolling woman idk i didnt watch the show
24:59 POV you made fun of astrology (white woman didnt like that)
25:30 animators must've felt real proud of that one
25:54 literally the same animations
26:04 They fly now & LOCK N LOAD
28:20 a man and his work
29:47 NNNNNNNNNNOT READY
32:35 Need a wet floor sign there...
33:57 Emotional whiplash
36:20 very loud british man :(
37:34 The Walking Crawling Walking Dead
39:00 Spacial awareness of a brain in a jar
39:42 Chiropractors hate him!
42:35 Source engine collision sounds
46:54 Tone deafness
53:09 VOLUME LOUD AAAAA
55:40 Body appears, then immediately disappears/schizo woman
57:19 PULL THAT TRIGGER NOOOOW
59:20 **teleports behind you**
1:00:37 More A than I
1:03:17 Mitosis
1:07:50 Lashes on FLEEK 💅💅
1:10:32 AAOUGHAAAGHOOUGH
1:14:16 Daryl.exe has crashed
1:17:17 Whats the point of a tank?
1:22:00 Rick returns
Honestly wasn't expecting the list to be this long.
Extra Stuff:
7:11 No lip sync
12:36 Stunning the Walker, executing the other
18:03 ANIMATION IN A CUTSCENE
21:38 Yea this'll come in handey
26:42 They explode even when shot in le head
27:11 I was showin' `im da frooogs.
28:58 Devs patched the game while watching Pyro's stream
31:48 Finders keepers and a duplicated sniper rifle
34:09 Carl is Dead
40:33 CHAD soldier taking on the herd
43:05 Walkers spawn in the barn of the chain breaks
45:11 Rick's "you're pretty good" taunt
47:52 "Surprise, MOFO"
52:10 Pyro ends racism
52:38 Hershel having a panic attack
53:58 Oh no, Walkers - Almost there.
1:01:12 Cutscene skips on its own.
1:02:07 T-Dog with that yeehee ass haircut
1:02:38 ANOTHER ANIMATED CUTSCENE
1:06:06 T-Dog becoming self-aware
1:11:33 Stabbing the Walker through the concrete
1:12:06 Cells spawning walkers somehow
1:12:38 More ammo's always welcome, but not the loading times
1:16:13 T-Dog is DONE with this game
1:16:50 NOOOOOOOO!! *two secs later* This baby packs a punch.
1:18:11 Daryl's consciousness is in the Tank
1:19:13 Shane is too mad to move his lips
1:23:07 Big Walker is a pacifist at heart
1:24:24 Merle showing off his yeehee ass haircut
1:24:41 Dale survived the whole thing by not saying anything
1:25:19 Three different angles of the same still
Fun fact! The sound director of this game was Tommy Tallarico, a veritable video game industry icon who has 7 Guinness world records. His mother is very proud!
At this point we have to give Game Mills a lot of props it's extremely hard to make this many bad games with todays technology and have them come out this frequently.
I'm just so stunned that they're still around? So many big names can fall because of one bad release, and you'd expect the ips to be expensive?? Or is it that the games are so cheap to make they can scrape a profit even if everyone knows they're shit?
@@Parsnips001theyre business model is renting out other smaller game developers, using their licenses to attract them, and then give them insanely low budgets and work time forcing results that are basically shovelware
@@Parsnips001 They're also the ones who published Big Rigs. There has to be some tax evasion or money laundering scheme on GameMill's part, that is the only conclusion I draw here.
Rick be looking like an overworked Indian father of 7 in that first close up in the hospital
“revolver clip size” upgrade 😭
I love how in the game Rick just took pills and he was fine, but in the show it showed that he was still being affected by his gunshot wound and coma. Gotta love this game for being fuckin stupid.
3:22 actually they got quite alot, alot more than expected 💀 Beth, Lori, T-Dog and Sophia are all voiced by their OG actors. Even the actor for Carl is in this game 😂
Oof. That's almost even worse, considering the state of this game. Those actors deserve better 😂
Wait, OG Beth was in the game? Because at first I thought Beth's voice actress did a poor imitation of the OG voice. Jesus...
@@Charbonsteam to be fair, i'm not sure a lot of people would give their best performance for this game
@@maxsssss I guess that's true and also understandable. Others tried though which is at least commendable considering the circumstances.
This game looks like the fake gameplay they’d show in a mobile game ad
Man I feel bad for those 2 people at gamemill who actually want to make a game, when the rest of them just wanna release garbage like this without even testing it.
very interesting how this revolver has 12 rounds, which is exceedingly rare and old. but then again the gun magically materialized in the guys hand, so thats that
Pyro managed to misunderstand pretty fast how the "infinite skill points glitch" works. You need to pick up one of the respawning skill point granting items after reloading. Just reloading a checkpoint didn't give you any.
Karma and SemperPie did an incredible job editing this to make the game not as painful to watch, great job!
Pretty funny how Shane just transforms into another Rick after he killed him, beard and everything.
the protagonist talking when needing to do something as a tutorial fucking sucks lmao
I swear he talked like maybe twice during the entire scene in the show meanwhile he's mumbling about pushing and crouching like Lynch does when he's losing it
They just turned Shane into Rick during gameplay, even with the Rick gun 😅
"Increase revolver clip size to 12"
Everything about this is wrong. Lmao
Always good to see pyro supporting the truly talented and hard working indie devs❤
My friend directly worked at this game. The development apparently was the most hilariously bad thing possible, with a very incompetent manager that didn't understand a single thing about game dev
oh wow that's crazy I was looking for someone that worked on this game, do you think you could get me in contact with them? I'd love to have info on how the development of the game went haha
They're definitively still patching this game, may be even in real time, while Pyro was playing. In TearofGrace's video the hammer didn't work at all and the game was called "The Walkind Dead" in the titles. And that's just what I've noticed. So yeah, Pyro played the IMPROVED version. Good job Game Mills
Very grateful for the hour and a half of slop today.
Stamina, rolling, combat. This is a soulslike
I like how the model at the part of game where Glen defends Shane and Daryl, isn't Shane, it's very clearly Ricks model
This game literally fails on every single regard of game design. Here's a list of what they screwed up:
1) Movement
2) Combat
3) Game balance
4) Gun play
5) General programming (behind the scenes errors that enable duping etc.)
6) Save points
7) "cut scenes"
8) Story and chronology
9) Model quality
10) Texture quality and loading
11) AI, clipping and animations
and my favourite, 12) details. Notice how revolvers can hold 12 bullets in the chamber? What about the mossberg holding 12? The generic handgun and sniper holding 16 and 18, respectively, is also incorrect. They couldn't even get the details right, which is literally a single google search away. The artists that modelled the guns probably had this information incidentally just from googling references....
this looks like a pirated version of a wii game how did they do so bad
Do one of your 2 hour in depth analysis on this game like you did Cruelty Squad please.
This game looks like when you put your toys in the microwave
We appreciate how well you've articulated your own insights. You'll always have our support.
I was not prepared for the Omni Man dump truck. Why's he kinda...
The Gollum-like genre has seen it's latest installment after Kong. We have come a long way.
Gamemill is more efficient at producing slop than Pyro does.
My theory is that this is a game designed so that the development journey can be released as a youtube short.
Nice immersion breaking dialog there. "If you kill an enemy it'll restore your health." What do you think this is, Morgan? A video game?
1:14:16 What are we... some kind of Walking Dead?
only pyro would be able to miss the game objective that takes up a quarter of the screen for several minutes
This looks like a movie tie-in game from the early 2010s
ima be honest, as a diehard TWD fan it has not been a good year for us
forreal, first we got the horrible Clementine comic then we get this shit 😭 only good thing was Daryls spinoff
47:52 "youve always been there for me shane"
So was the walker
Pyro is the type of the guy to restart the first step of the tutorial 5 times
NEW CONTENDER ARIVED !!!
THE DAY BEFORE !!!
BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF ZOMBIE SURVIVOR WITHOUT ZOMBIES !!!
Caps where necessary
Imagine Shane in the middle of his in show psychotic break trying to kill Rick he just goes “FiNdOrS kEePeRs”
Unironically looks like a fan game, not an official one.
I like on how they only made like 3 soundtracks for the game
its fucking hilarious how the cutscene looks worse than the game
Watching this all live was so painful
Why is the blade of Michonnes sword as long as the handle?
In a world where Evil Within 2 exists, it's shocking how they did a big zombie game with sneaking and limited resources, and failed in every area
This is the best year for GameMill fans. We got 3 incredible bangers, each one better than the other. My personal favorite was Avatar Quest for Balance, but all 3 would have deserved game of the year.
I love how the game matches up the quality of Pyros content
A reminder that the entire length of that was only about twice the length of the tutorials for TOTK and BG3
29:47 my favorite lyrics are "not ready can't do that-can't do thatNNNNNNOT READY"
It's kinda fucked how they patched the save scumming skill points bug while he was playing the game live
The only thing i can give this game is the idea that you can choose options that oppose choices that happens in the show is neat
i like how its a leopard 2 tank at 13:46 but in the show its a abrams.
Even funnier I think it's a chieftain in the show so it keeps changing to different tanks other than an actual American tank
funny how the dev used a couple of soviet car models
You know how ridiculous a game are when the character say cheesy one liner in the boss fight
It's so cool how they modded all of walking dead into choo choo charles
The main walk cycle is like someone with severe constipation XD
not sure if pyro noticed but in the final cut scene where glenn is aiming with the sniper scope it shows daryl and rick, not shane.
What I’ve learned from this year is we don’t need anymore zombie games for a while
10:53 It's so nice to see Pyrocynical at this years "Meet And Greet"! Look out Pyro that fan is trying to give you a hug. Push them away and tell them it's $50.00 dollars for an autograph LOL. I wonder if Pyro will ever go back to his original hair color or if he will just do what other youtubers have done and just dye it a different color. I can seem him pulling off red hair pretty well and his name is Pyrocynical after-all.
I’m honestly shocked, I thought we were well passed the era of low budget licensed games.
Pyro when new game
🗣️THIS CAME OUT BEFORE GTA 6🗣️
Pyro: Im going on a run
Proceeds to stay at home to upload this
As the Governor in TWD would say : Liar
This is a true Rise of Kong moment boys
The cutscenes legit look like low budget Steam porn games.
In the same year as Gollum, Kong, and The Day Before, how bad can this possibly he
Did anyone else notice how all the enemies would t-pose when they’d rag doll
Love how they definitely got the likeness rights to Morgan his feartwdspinoffheadass
Why is Daryl the only one that looks somewhat normal
19:00 THAT'S ON YOU MANE!!! THAT'S ON YOU!!! lol
Points for creativity, I never expected Governor T-Dog.
That game looks like a typical asset flip
The best part about the game is that they got T-Dog to reprise his roll. And he can become the Governor. But that's it. That's IT.
I'm really loving this haircut Linda. 🥰🥰
This game would be so good to speedrun if it was free
Slightly off topic. I got curious and wanted to google some Walking dead stuff, and I got hit with a "plz disable your adblocker page"...my ad blocker was off...I had to turn on my adblocker to make it go away lol
Whoah great video man, I fell asleep(literally) on the first half, quite helpful honestly
bro at the end when glenn is on that watch tower instead of shane there is rick with daryl
can i be the military nerd? but this tank in the start... in serie it was already the wrong, was a chieftain, a 60s britsh tank in the US, but now it was a Leopard 2? a german tank.. man they just got a free model somewhere i swear.
Overreacting is one the most amazing things that Pyro does apart from slopping around.
Ronald Grites Shuffling Unalive
I had a nightmare recently where this game got DLC
Love the Cruelty Squad human AI
Game Mill made the top 3 worst games of 2023.
3. Avatar a Quest for balance.
2. Rise of Kong.
1. Walking Dead Destinies
Gollum is Laughing.
Ain't no way 😭
At 17:40 with Merle, he has a hand gun, but after pyro picks a choice he suddenly has a revolver. This game is on par with our daily Slop.
He says the show fell off, but i still remember being hyped as hell in season 5 when Rick leveled up his melee weapons and Carl maxxed out his stealth tree.
carols assassin build is peak though
I'd say the show was pretty decent till Season 6 finished then Season 7 and 8 were fucking dreadful, then Season 9 brought it back a bit but by then everyone was already jumping ship
Me and pretty much everyone I know who’s watch twd irl agree that it started falling off right after season 7’s first episode and then by season 8 it was terrible. Idk about season 9+ I dropped it after they killed (spoilers: but he lives in the comics and it’s the dumbest death in the series so) Carl and so did a lot of my friends