I Cant Stop Staring At My Nose
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- čas přidán 27. 03. 2019
- I cant stop looking at my nose and now neither can you!
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i didnt like how sensual the nose-sculpting scene was, it caused me discomfort
how hot you are causes me discomfort
It was strangely erotic for me
Ghost
@@zero_gravity5861 beat me to it
Based off a movie
Thanks, i am now always aware of my nose and im annoyed. I hate it.
It's like tinnitus
*M E T O O*
are you a cat?
@@Marcel204_ but he is a pussy
Me to
I'm sort of constantly amazed at how quickly this channel "found" itself. Nearly from the very beginning, the tone and style was established and was sort of immediately entertaining.
There's usually an evolution to content. But you can go back three years or watch recent videos and they'll feel stylistically the same. Don't mean it negatively, since I can go back to the older videos I hardly remember and still get a kick out of them.
I think it's because he's just genuinely being himself
I thought this was a new video.
His voice is so soothing, I just want him to talk me to sleep every night. You should make a podcast where you just think out loud. I'd listen to every episode.
Poor comment, it was all alone. Welo, not anymore! :)
@@dinaashie3485 ^_^
weird this was the second to top comment for me
ok
Mmm mmm this sounds kinda inappropriate somehow an I can't put my nose on my finger about it.....
im going to manually breathe for the rest of my life now
why is the entire world against me
No matter how much you try it is just impossible
wait what if we've all been manually breathing but not noticing it
@@cate01a then it just becomes breathing....
@@lamlydaberino1725 nah then it becomes manual breathing
Im not responsible for any discomfort caused by this video.
Great now I can't stop looking at my nose mate....
I regularly become annoyed by being able to see my nose. Your video has reminded me of it way too much. Thanks, I hate it! 💜
Bruh! I can’t stop starring!
I only saw my nose not in the mirror for the first time and I can’t stop
what annoys me more is that i can only see one side of my nose unless i cover an eye
but the nose isnt in the middle.. its in the sides with like 50% opacity
As a kid I was scared that I'm not normal because of that
@@paulzz4428 Why does it happen? Why? I'm trying to figure it out, I've had this 50% ghostly noses in the sides since forever now. Wtf do i do?
because you have two eyes, so you can see through it, kinda like you can see through your finger when you put it up. Close one eye and you'll see it fully and in the middle.
@@richardew8717 It's nothing to worry about. This how our brain functions so that we can see everything clearly and it's totally normal.
It's in the middle AND at the sides
This was sick! I’ve been blind out of one eye for my whole life so now I know what other horrible normal people can see.
I can't see my nose at all, and I can even do those magic eye things.
sadly this is inaccurate because it's like one big eye with a nose in front of it. you'd need either a stereoscopic camera or 2 semitransparent noses, one either side of the camera
when a man sensually caressing a clay version of his nose that’s when you know he’s going to be famous
i hope
I'm going to be famous?
@@Ididathing you're famous.
@@Ididathing hot dogs
@@aightbet164 Glizzy
The part with your nose in the cereal was soo uncomfortable.
How is there 700 likes but no reply’s
"We just learned to ignore it."
"I just learned to see it again..."
Me before the video: can't be that bad
Me after: *planning an assassination*
It's been 9 months, remember your nose?
If you had dual cameras it would really show how it works
dual, inverted, stained, huge blind spot, blurred edges
or half a nose on either side.
dual cock
Thanks for ruining my life! Now. Make a Video on what it's like to be upside-down down all the time in Australia.
I fucking love onions in my burger
Jayden Keevil it’s-its a joke
@@robertmena9647 They probably get the joke and are also making a joke.
Aidan Pedrazzi aight
@@monke811 What a funny and original response
“Get you left index finger and pass directly through the fork into your eye”
**finger hits glasses**
“Did it hurt?”
Uhh, not really
Cockadoodle Doo Studios me too
Try again...
i dunno... I have glasses and I felt it... hmmm there must be something wrong with you...
IM 4 PARALELL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU
It hurt my pride.
As a rather well endowed man in the nasal department (only) I feel your pain my guy
Big noses are epic
"what else is my brain hiding from me"
This is the most Mr Robot thing I've ever heard outside of Mr Robot.
Dude
Bruh, I love this comment
it also is hiding your eyebrows along with your cheekbones for starters
This was a troll video made me manually do everything and question my own existence...thanks. bully
I was called.
you: i cant stop staring at my nose.
Voldemort & Red Skull: *both laugh in flat nose*
Bro have u cured your self
@@Mr.X898 no, im not red skull or voldemort
@@Coprionix bro I started noticing my nose today can u help me forget it
@@Mr.X898 akoy so get a crayon, 5 candles, a knife and a goat. draw a pentagram with the crayon and put a candle exactly 10 centimeters away from eacht point of the pentagram. kill the goat and make a circle around the pentagram with its blood.
than walk away from this ridiculous plan and just stop thinking about your nose, you should start to naturally ignore your nose invading your vision in 1-2 hours.
@@Mr.X898 bruh have you forgot it ?
A quick warning before you read ahead, which really isn’t needed because curiosity will by basic statistics get the better of you and you *will* click or tap read more. So,
*Warning: this makes you manual*
Touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 5 seconds. You are now holding up your tongue.
Look at your nose then look forward again. You still see your nose, don’t you?
Hold your breath for 5 seconds. You are now breathing manually.
Blink, you probably haven’t for a while. That’s manual too now.
Swallow. Producing saliva and swallowing it.
Think of an itch. You now have one.
Recall this video. You are now thinking outside of subconscious.
Also read this carefully: you can now feel the clothes on your skin.
why have you done this... no one deserved this suffering!
Wow... I hate you
I like the feeling of clothes on my skin.
I just beat the whole system I'm still not manual
I didn't read your comment and never will. :)
if you think yours is big, look at jazza's nose. don't worry you just have a koala nose
Bear Cat Claire lol 😂
Well yes, but actually, no
Maybe it’s an Australian thing
Oh Hi yas someone that knows jazza!
As this video aroused me, rather than annoy me, you have failed your mission sir.
Cheerioh.
@@FullAuto737 it was pretty hot
@@crowcentral it was very hot
I READ YOUR NAME AS CHEERIOS XD IM SO SORRY
😳😳😳
I think I have a solution for the whole nose-constantly-in-field-of-vision problem.
Here's what you do, first you buy Aspirin, then you get a piece of steel, I'd recommend about 70mm wide by 3mm thick, and long enough to wrap around your head at eye level. Next, you measure out where to drill two holes to see through, I'd make them about 50mm in Ø. Also, drill a bunch of smaller holes all over the place, make sure at least 8-10 of them are in the steel, kind of evenly spaced. Remember to cut a notch for your nose in the headband, otherwise, it could get somewhat uncomfortable to wear, and you could still see your nose. Make sure the notch is placed between the larger holes, this is important. Then you get some steel pipe of the same size as the larger holes and weld them on, so they sort of resemble a binocular, try to make them more or less parallel. Unless your eyes are pointing in different directions. The length of the pipes should be about 1m to be on the safe side. Finally, you secure the whole damn thing to your head with a handful of wood screws through the smaller holes in the headband, and voila, now you can't see your nose. This is about the time when the Aspirin will come in handy because until you've trained your neck muscles, there's a very real chance you might develop neck pain from walking around with all that steel hanging in front of your face.:-)
I first watched this video over 2 years ago. I just came back to let you know that thanks to you, I'm still painfully aware of my schnoz to this very day.
Fr? How are u doing?
If I had to guess they're probably in perpetual agony so long as their eyes are open. Poor fella.
I know those aren't your real eyelashes because if they were, you would have cut them off with a circular saw. 🤔
Parasaurolophusful he said he found his scissors and and cut them off but yes there fake
r/ woosh
@@jessnuts_ he made a joke and u missed it and ur trying to woosh him? Okay then
@@jessnuts_ Are you stupid? If anyone here is getting r/whooshed, it is you my friend
A Little Kiddo y’all I r/wooshed him as a joke, because I knew people wouldn’t get it. Doesn’t make sense? Maybe. But only big brains get it.
Yeah, but you also fail to realize that you're also seeing everything upside down and your brain just flips it, so you should have been holding the camera upside down as well
LordBummingtonThe3rd but he is Australian so he’s already upside down, so does he see normally?
@@littlewolf34219 reversed upside down maybe?
holy rice ahh my favorite position
LordBummingtonThe3rd ypu dee everything upside down initially because that’s how light and lenses work, it’s nothing really new and it doesn’t really matter
He's Australian, everything he sees is upside down
The blinking mechanism is actually pretty smart
If you think thats bad, try having glasses and black box around your eyes and the little lines from the glass always at the edge of your vision. God forbid you get a little piece of lint, dust or a smear on the glass that your eye keeps looking at. Thank everything that exists for contacts.
3:04 Ghost movie reference. This man is lowkey a genius.
was worth the copyright strike!
@@Ididathing as long as you did the thing eh.
he'll ya it was
@@Ididathing You have 2 more until you get your chanall is gone
@@TheIvoryfrost and strikes go away after 3 months
2:18 haha jokes on you bucco I wear glasses so all I did was smuDGE OH MY GOD THERES A SMUDGE ON MY GLASSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
#GLASSESGANG
This makes me ashamed to wear glasses
Brandan Berg same #GLASSESGANG
I feel you lol
Brandan Berg your comment makes me want to vandalize an orphanage
@@theyumblat5420 yeah
He used incognito so no one NOSE he has a fetish. Ayyyyyyyyyy
Ayyyyyyy
Ayyyyyy
Holy shit balls! I thought I was the only person that had to deal with this 🤣 brilliant
I find it extremely annoying, the nose part
@@rishavadhikari8002 it is just a minor inconvenience, but largely annoying 😂
I had to cut off my nose after watching this
I fell asleep about 3 videos ago and just now woke up to this video. I have absolutely no idea what this video is about. Nonetheless I was very confused but oddly calmed by the creation of an artificial nose. Thank you for this experience.
I need to watch this in vr to experience the life of a nose.
Cracked me up, and at the same time, it’s been 21 years, you’ve made me aware of my nose when I do everything, damn you.....😂
I really hope your channel blows up and you get unlimited ressources and a giant team of editors that who will edit your videos while you can populate your various houses with different animals and pump out videos every day.
This makes perfect sense and confuses me at the same time
For a second I read "and hump out..", making me worried you want him to hump the animals.
Interesting
Well he’s not doing too bad nowadays
Great, lol, now I cant unsee it
Same this side and I'm a Anxiety patient so it's difficult for me to ignore
@@Mr.X898 same here. It is troubling
@@sabitaadhikari9069 dude listen your in your anxiety mode.
The first thing Is stop googling. It will be Hard for two three days then make yourself busy so that u don't get time'to think about it and u will be all fine
5:51 Mark Zukerberg
This has the same effect of "You are now manually breathing"
The Ghost reference was pure gold. Loved it!
Since ive had glasses for years no matter how hard i try i cant be discomforted by my nose being there since its blurry so my brain auto focuses away
I don't have glasses and I have the same problem. It's just out of focus
Thanks I’m currently away from my nose and I appreciate this ❤️
Him: “My nose is annoying to my vision.”
Me: *Laughs with a flat nose.*
You're are awesome, simply awesome. I just strumbled on your channel and started to watch your videos. And they are all good, all of them.
Thanks mate
@@Ididathing these testicles
No now I’m hyper aware of my nose and It’s going to be in my way for the rest of my life! Thank you for this content!
Bro help me
Plz reply it's driving me crazy
@@Mr.X898 same
@@Mr.X898 have you fixed your nose yet
@@clonecommanderbly7408 bro listen it's just anxiety doing this keep ur self busy.. from last one week I was so busy that I 🙏 didn't got time to think about it... So I didn't noticed it
this happened to me like a year ago and now i’m aware again
Man you make the best funniest ant useful video's the are all awesome these kind of video's make me laugh man. I appreciate what you're doing !!!
You forgot the cheeks. I see my cheeks all the time. They're adorable, my cheeks that is.
I only see my chewks when I'm trying to.
2 ways that this could happen
its either you got severe alergy or you fat as hell
@@rockydee7499 or her eyes are normal
@@rockydee7499 agreed 😂
@@rockydee7499 I cant see my cheeks
I'm Southeast Asian. What is this nose thing that you speak of?
😆
Do you know what pregnant means?
im a fellow noseless southeast asian. it’s good to know I’m not the only one out there
I wish I was asian
Ayy.. hehe, mine's a little taller though. Kamusta?
I just can't stop overly enjoying this content more than I ever thought I would
Im now stuck manually blinking and breathing forever
It didnt annoyed me in any way cuz my best friend has a disability in his eyes so he cant see anything if he could see the world like that or even 50% more worse he would be so happy
Thank you for this enlightening video. Imagine, I have to live with a nose AND glasses. Life is so wild......
I cant imagine the pain of glasses
thanks for bringing this up! now i can't stop noticing my nose blocking half my vision.
Thank you for satisfying my curiosity of how people with a larger nose live like I've always wondered if they can see it. Now I know it's a real struggle to have a nose
Imagine having none of these mechanisms for ignoring stimulation. That's how I feel to live with OCD.
Manual breathing? Impossible. Have to repeat a phrase every time you inhale or exhale. Or blink. Now imagine having to do that for every action, then on top of that you second guess the phrase as not being good enough and have to repeat it many many times until you finally pry your brain kicking and screaming away from its malfunctions. When you finally pry your brain away the panic and second guessing still remains so every breath feels like stepping headfirst into a nightmare.
Plz help me me to
goddamnit now I cannot stop looking at my nose 😂
Pleases help me tooo
@@Mr.X898 ayo how u doing?
This video of the equivalent of telling someone "you are now breathing manually"
I came to this nose epiphany when I was like 8 and it’s drove me crazy, every now and then I think about it still but man this takes me back.
yes exactly.
I LITERALLY STOP BREATHING AT 1:54
Too immersive got vertigo. But can you explain why the nose runs and feet smell?
This video made me so aware of my nose that i have a headache.
😬
I just realized nose is the only part of your face that you saw from your own eye instead of a reflection or a photo
I’ve been waiting ever day for u to upload 😂
It’s true I’m looking at my nose now
This channel could be summarised in "stupid ideas put into shockingly good practice".And holy shit is it good
I love how is just like “I’m now vary aware of my nose” but you mentioning our tough made me hyper aware of my tough
2:14 now i just have a smudge on my glasses, thanks
Such a beautiful voice!
Thanks a lot I got my nose surgically removed because of you...
I love your videos!
i love this chanel so much, wish you didnt post at midnight tho
He's in Australia, mate. Time zones.
its youtube.. watch them when you can.. why does upload time matter, im just confused.
I am posting for Americans as most of my views are from there.
To quote the British parliament: The Noes have it.
No, I'm pretty sure it was the eyes.
Imagine being Jakub Ulanski and getting startled when he made your nose
Bro this video turned my body auto pilot off 💀
I love the fact that he wipes the clay on his shirt and there’s a sink in front of him
I did a thing 2019
7:03 don't you think that joke is a bit on the nose?
I laughed three times so hard before even 30 seconds of the video passed
Thank you
Thanks. Now I can't unsee my nose.
How is it today?
I actually didn’t really notice my nose that often until I got my nose pierced. The stud occasionally catches the light and from there I can see my nose.
1:27 is that why i cant see myself in the mirror
No, you're a vampire.
I too deal with this
Thank you for spreading awareness.
"how long has my nose been there?" I'm dying.
“This is Voldemort’s” *I M D E A D*
"But now that I have Noseticed I can't stop seeing it"
I see that the sculpting the nose part was very emotional to you, hang in there mate!
not for me because I have such a short and flat nose that I barely notice its existence at all
Keep it up with these amazing videos my dude. Literally Ur vids r the only good thing on CZcams atm.
Wow, the title was really accurate. I didn’t think ‘I did a thing’ could annoy me to a point of internal rage.
,,Life, has a big nose in the middle,, - best quote ever
Nose wow
Wow nose
Wow wow nose
Nose nose wow
Wow nose nose wow
Nose nose nose wow wow
1:35. As a dude who has adhd and on and off anxiety, Whenever I’m on a train/ in a downtown area, I will naturally start absorbing everything at the same time. I have like an hour before I get a crippling migraine. We’re talking, I’ve found that there is a slight feminine bias towards adidas shoes. Non balding dudes wearing hats will try to show off their hairline by tilting the hat back a bit. There are 25 rows on lights in your average dollar store. Some billboard get brighter for coke or McDonald’s ads. I’m still unsure if that’s because red or money. More people wear too much or too little clothing for the weather in my area than a normal amount of clothing. Meaning, if it’s 10 degree’s, it’s either tank tops and tees or winter jackets. 1 out of 4 roughly are wearing the required hoodie/ flannel shirt. On average, a person will open their phone and scroll for like 3 seconds. Turn it off. Wait 30 seconds and than repeat. This normally happens around 2-4 times before the person either gets up, or takes a nap. You can always hear a crackhead somewhere near by (in a city) if you really listen. You can also alway hear a distant sub bass from a speaker system if you squint your ear lids. Every like block, there’s like 50 different smells ranging from baked goods, pizza to shit that expired a year ago, weed, coffee, bo, grass clippings, asphalt….Thus why I like indoors. Or small towns nd shit. City’s are like….too much.
2:08
_laughs in glasses_
From the release of this video I can't stop thinking of my nose
I can't unsee it now help
You lied. Hahahahaha.
also there should be two semi-existent noses at either side of the camera
0:02 his kitchen looked like a face
I have to cross my eyes to see my nose. When I'm just looking around it isn't in my vision at all
"Life doesn't work like that...life has a big nose in the middle of it"