Just About Everybody Will Get Covid | Are Cannabis Users Protected?
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- čas přidán 11. 01. 2022
- Dr. Fauci predicts that Omicron will infect "just about everybody" in this country, but there are reasons to be hopeful because scientists announced that cannabis may help the body fight off the coronavirus. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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When my parents were closing out their condo in 2013, we found items that were purchased in the 1960's... Items that they had moved with them across 3 homes and 50 + years. Depression-era kids threw away NOTHING!
Also a testament to the rising cost of living not matching income. No one moves with that much stuff these days. It's just not feasible. I'm planning a cross country move and it involves getting rid of all my furniture just to get there.
True!!! And I'm one of those Kids; 83 & counting. I get faulted for 'clutter', BUT--who do the critics call when THEY haven't got 'something they want'? Uhuh. The ol' lady with all the junk--ask her.......she's got anything you need, and no charge, and WITH a smile !!!
@@deedoyle4069 Every time there was a power outage or other event, people would show up, you're absolutely right. 95% or more was cycled through, it's just that tiny remainder we find funny in the warmest way possible. You can tell Colbert loves his mother.
@@annahappen7036 Renting a U-Haul truck is not feasible?
@@screamingpencil Not if you're LEAVING Kali....or trying too....😳.
"They're also 50% more likely to start a fight with a Kroger employee because the Mexican food aisle is in Spanish!"🤣🤣🤣
Boycott Kroger. Moscow Mitch’s wife sits on their board.
@@lolodee3528 calm down Karen..
.. On second thought, yes! Boycott them.. leave the food for the rest of us 😂
@@lolodee3528 love that my state is the only state without Kroger!
@@lavenderoh pretty sure mone doesn't have one
Does that mean if you speak Spanish your twice as likely to be unvaxed?
🤣🤣 wow I love how honest that list of ingredients was. Hilarious
rolled my eyes at the weed jokes until “omichronic”. that was pretty good.
I have not gotten Covid-19, I've had 3 Pfizer shots and I smoke weed everyday. I'm also a homebody which is more Iikely the reason for staying healthy.
Me too Other than work . I mask up tho
Same.
✊🏾✊🏽✊🏻🥂
I got it visiting family, the only time I'm exposed to anyone these days.
@@wheelman1232 is it the density that is the reason?
This pandemic is like a frat party gone bad. The Deltas, Gammas and Omicrons showed up, got real drunk and started throwing beer bottles everywhere...
Don't forget the toilet paper in the trees! 🤣🥳✌️❤️🤪
They may end up on the SCOTUS if they keep that up.
Then Alpha House shows up and the cat food really hits the toga!
Hahahahaahaa nice
And then an Omicron bought a Glock and forced the other guys out.
The shortage on cat food is unreal and that joke is so funny and so true! Lol
There's still a shortage on canned cat food! It's crazy!
This segment is the perfect honest medicine that the entire country needed badly! Excellent writing and presentation! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love the homage to the care package your Mom sent you! AND the fact that you have kept that can of sausage all these years! Every Mother watching this will agree!
Is his mom still alive? Or was she one of the ones who passed in that tragedy that afflicted Stephen’s family?
@@Lepidopterous. She passed away several years ago, I think in her early 90s. He gave a lovely tribute to her that’s probably on YT.
Umm, in the 70s,(60s if they were in the pantry for 10 years) they weren't yet making pull top cans.🙄😂
Okay. YOU try it and tell us how it was.
@@rejoyce318 as we
I love how honest the ingredients list of that can of sausage is
Hope you enjoy the mystery seasoning that I put on your meal.
i hope he keeps it forever:))
🎯
Now, Americans don't want to know about the tripe in their sausage, even though it's what makes it taste good. They don't have that aversion in most other countries, where certain kinds of tripe are often a delicacy. Personally, am fond of chicken hearts, beef livers, and beef kidneys. Like most kinds of sausages, but I'm not too adventurous on eating the other tripe alone. But I wish they would go back to listing the tripe on the ingredients.
@@wilywascal2024 same, tripe, tongue and hearts some of my favorite 'cuts'
Holy shit. As a German, the joke about France hit way too close to home. 🤣
It’s true. I basically haven’t had a life in two years, wear my mask, constantly wash or sanitize my hands, and still just got Covid. I’ve had 3 shots, my symptoms have been mild.
2 more weeks
At 10:21 while folding up an imaginary box Steven actually used imaginary tape at the end to seal it.
He sure knows how to finish a joke correctly.
he always does that :)
@@BenState with piano flourish from Jon
Yeah, but he forgot the bow. I expect the full service to be delivered by a professional.
He was an actor, actors are taught to take an improv right through to its conclusion.
I love his pantomimes!
Funny. Literally as Stephen was talking about cat food shortages, one of my cats did his usual jump onto my desk in front of my screen, and was watching intently, it seemed, as Stephen metioned that WE could be "on the menu". He (the cat) then turned round and looked at me.
Should I be worried???? 😾🥩
Check ya face ...little by little those links? Eating ya face
You might want to make sure you close it out of your room while you sleep, just to be safe.
Eat the cat first. Problem solved.
@@jlvfr lmao 🤣
If your cat hasn't already tried to kill you, you don't own a cat.
You’re on fire, man. I 😂 😂. I’m still laughing. We really need to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been wondering why my essential worker husband hasn’t got Covid this entire time 😂 that medical card came in handy
My wife and I are both pothead grandparents. We joked early on how beautiful it would be if data showed cannabis to be effective against covid!
Been taking CBD regularly for 2 years now...
If you are smokers...mullein is great for your lungs! Or so my Marijuana knowledgeable Boomer friend tells me.
@@elenachristian9860 I've heard that about it. :BTW We actually prefer to vape our herb. It doesn't burn, make ash, or produce harmful carcinigens. A great way to enjoy a healthy plant.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 eating CBD, abs actually smoking are 2 vastly different things
@Nicky L Why do you presume that?
My family passes around a can of black beans from 1991 as sort of a Christmas joke, and that's only because the can of tomato juice from 1971 finally exploded. 🤣🤣🤣
My extended family does this with a Kleenex box cover in the shape of a little house. It gets passed around every time we do a white elephant gift exchange.
You can't keep canned tomato products indefinitely. Even if it doesn't spoil, the acid eventually eats through any lining inside the can and then corrodes the can itself.
we did the same with an old fruitcake---hilarious!
Love how you pass it around. That just makes me think of some kind surreal movie scene 😅
In our family, we have to lock our car doors so that relatives can't infest our vehicles with hidden cans of SPAM.
"...Beef, coming at number 8..." Oh my god I'm dying 😂
"are you a cell?" LOL!! what a line!
As a grocery worker this has been a very exhausting time. Ever tell a Karen that you can’t control the supply chain?
Isn't it funny how quickly essential workers went from "heroes" (who we still refused to provide a living wage for) to "lazy assholes" when they started demanding the absolute least of their due?
Thank you for your work, and I'm sorry for the society in general we've encouraged to abuse you for doing it.
And now every business is so understaffed. People need to quit acting like two-year olds and be respectful of those still on the lines
No way could I be around those Karens and not go to jail.
Just steal whatever you want. That is the new American way.
I hope DeSantis has an expiration date on his governorship.
It's called "Term Limits".
@@rowynnecrowley1689 I dont know that they have term limits in FL, so end of term is probably more accurate.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 DeSantis is running for reelection in 2022.
He'll stop being governor when he becomes president :)
lolol that canned sausage bit had to have been the funniest thing Colbert has done in awhile.
God Bless Ya Mr. Stephen Colbert thank-you sir. Appreciative, gratefull and blessed all love friends & family folks! Peace!
No joke; my cat attacked my had as soon as Stephen said "no cat food"
(Your head, or your dad?)
🤣🤣🤣‼️
I had a cat attack my had to bro,like wtf?
@@zesty9815 Perhaps hand?
if my cat attacked my had i'd be past tense
"Naturally this is causing prices to go up..."
Someone hasn't been paying attention to reporting that 30% of his inflated prices in the US are because our monopolistic corporations are taking advantage of inflation to fleece customers
what about the other 70%?
I think we're being fleeced by the government
@@peterstoops5683 The government isn't the one marking up prices under _incredibly_ weak lie of 'shipping logistics problems'
It's not like your Philly Cream Cheese got to Kroger's on a delayed container ship, but damned if they're not pretending it did.
They're banking on American consumers being too lazy to *_NOT_* buy a price-gouged thing.
Sadly, they're being proven right and laughing all the way to the bank.
@@peterstoops5683 Yup, if you count all the legislation they’ve allowed over the past 50 yrs giving the monopolistic corporations the power to fleece us any time they want, esp if a Democrat wins the White House.
@@tommyt1971 I noticed the orange bloviate lowered taxes for people who buy private jets as soon as he got in the WH.
LMFAO! LOVE that "Tenet" joke!
The omochronic 🤣🤣🤣 brilliant
Clearly, any response to covid should involve the immediate legalization of Marijuana, then.
Now my family is looking at my like I've known covid was coming for the past 20 years.
Most rational ideology involves legalizing Marijuana, it’s probably one of the most obvious and easiest things we could do, covid or no covid lol.
Here I am in Texas, we all know it’s illegal here but people smoke anyways. However in Colorado, people are smoking it up AND profiting from it. I hate that people I know risk PRISON while in other states make people millionaires, America the land of the free 🤦♂️ fucked up country
Who knew that Ronald Reagan would LIE to us!?
Try government dispensaries
Last time I was this early covid only has 1 variant
I loved the reference to sky diving and "will very likely, with some exceptions, do reasonably well."
I like to think he saw the florida expired tests story and went, "oh my god i can finally show them my can"
Reminds me of the 30 rock episode where a bottle of wine from an Egyptian tomb was opened and the building had to be cleared. Don’t open the can Steven!
Stephen, and the Late Show team, I just wanted to say thank you. Most nights I can sit down to the monologue and meanwhile, and feel like I still have a shred of sanity in a mad world. You're one of the threads that I hang on by. Love y'all. 🖤
SAME.
Amen to that.
Says the staff member in the comment section… nice try.
Hang on man! Hang on!!!
I feel the same way 😝-Karla Snow-Wright
That can't needs to go to museum someday 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The can of sausage story is the best thing I’ve heard all day! Thanks Steve! Enjoy those sausages!
So we’re all gonna sit around when we’re old and compare heart defects with everyone else who got Covid in the old days?
If we get to live til we’re old….
Tell you what, I’ll buy your first dentures if we both make it to 60. It could happen!
If you consider 40 to 50 old.
If I knew how to find someone to collaborate with, we could be sitting around tomorrow, reflecting on Covid songs we write today.
But, I have led myself to the fork in the deserted road, in the middle of nowhere, thinking all it took was 500 pens & countless sheets of paper to share.
Now, it takes being able to write, arrange, produce for tv, video, silver screen, stage w/lights, design, costuming, make-up, playbill, advertising on radio, tv, internet and billboard, all by oneself and copyright everything entirely alone or 'you just don't have what it takes'.
Not surprised ppl are now thinking everyone getting sick and preventing it with weed would be easier. No one knows how to collaborate now so, when we get older, THEN, we'll hum out all the songs no one wants to write, now. Better than "comparing heart defects" 🧐😳😭
Only if you survive the wars you are forced to fight for water.
And this is assuming that the USA and China don't wipe out humanity in a ww3 dick measuring contest.
Yeap
Can't wait for The Omichronic to drop
I’ve had 3 COVID vaccines and if I end up with COVID anyway, then I deserve some cannabis. I think when Biden sends us some free tests and masks he should include a couple joints in the package.
Hi friend. I agree with you ☺️☺️👍👍😊. A really Good one.
Well , it's IN the vax , So u had it, and made the antibody's i hope. Many people didn't think the could make others sick if vaxxd. Buuuuut.... All the best.
The canned sausage hit a warm, nostalgic spot for me, having inherited a number of antique ointments and ancient condiments from thrifty Irish-American parents. Or does every family have some things like this, some funny element of cheapness?
(Some have to be worse than others, however. My dad was moving and he kept trying to force me to take an old can of evaporated milk so he wouldn't have to throw it away- nevermind that it'd been expired for decades and I almost never cook.)
No thats just older generations from back when 3$ was pay for an entire days work. Our generation is also much more wasteful. I mean who would save something now that is almost empty when you can get an entire new one for a few dollars. I have 65 expired medical kits that AT&T unknowingly and unwillingly donated to my dad when they were going to throw them out. The bandaids still work lol.
I never thought I'd get so much enjoyment out of Stephen reading the ingredients of a can of sausage from the 1970's.
Cleaner ingredients than we’d see today. That’s what struck me.
It would be just a little weird if you somehow thought about a segment of Stephen reading the ingredients of a can of sausage from the 1970's before he ever did the bit.
I skipped the hydroxychloroquine, ignored the ivermectin, and avoided the urine therapy. 10:26 Finally, just the thing I've been waiting for!
Old food or pot?
@@lindaleelaw5277 given the timestamp, hard to tell 🤔😂
@@lindaleelaw5277 It's "Pot THEN the old food."
they found out hydroxychloroquine realy does not cure corv19. the best thing is getting one of the 2 good vaccines, because when you get sick with corv19, your symptoms are not strong. . but as omicrone spreads right now, we could see that in 7 months most of the worldhave had corv19. and have a degree of immunity. the question is : do you want to get immune with a vaccine, or do you wish to risk to get corv19 . and risk to get blood clough in the brain or internal organs. ( the ones that gets problems with smell and taste have got a blood clough in the brain. peopel thinks it is not so serius having this symptom. but it is. forget about the aztra zenica and johnson johnson, because prizner and moderna is 50 % more effectiv. ( if you can choose )
Hydrochrolo and ivermectin actually work tho...
I lost it at "It rattles a little!"
I noticed the store shortages. Getting ANY kind of boneless pork has been very difficult this week. I too am making Bolognese, but my husband and I prefer pork over beef.
cause of staff shortages, so that means you might need to cut the bones out yourself. Not exactly difficult is it
That sausage can joke was one of Colbert's best since he started hosting The Late Show.
Where he said beef is the 8th ingredient? 😂
That was a superb monologue all on its own. Fully justified working from home.
A joke 35 years in the making
"Reasonably well" sounds like a step up, nowadays.
Omichronic!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the hit on Florida!
Marijuana can actually save lives? Ronald Reagan LIED to me!!
NANCY Reagan, if you please!
Ronnie was a lousy president but I don't remember him even mentioning THC.
But then, I was stoned.
just say yes
I would like your comment but it’s at a good number-69 so here’s my like instead 👍
Too bad Hinckley wasn't a better shot...
The "War on Drugs" is a huge failure that has done more harm than good, has wasted tons of time/money, and seriously needs to end already. It's telling that even when we have Democrats in power they still don't end it. Both parties unfortunately seem to buy into this BS and find ways to profit from it or use it to have more power over the average citizen.
What's annoying is for people with comorbidities it feels as if we are pushed under the bus with the new strategy
Ah yes, the American spirit! Never mind it’s not only people with “comorbidities” dying
They're relying on the vaccines. Get boosted, and if they offer a fourth, take it. The statistics are very promising, though I sympathise with your concern.
I have immune system issues that make me high risk for covid complications & death & same for the vaccine. I would have loved if I could have been protected by other people being vaccinated % the virus going away, but it's been blatantly obvious for the majority of the pandemic now that that's not viable, so exactly what do you expect here? That people will continue not living their lives just to protect you for the rest of your life? There has to be a limit to how long this can continue for! They've kept us safe for long enough to find vaccines & treatments, that's more than we can expect of society!
That Snoop Dog joke had no fucking right being 10 times funnier than I thought it would be. Holy shit, that's an Emmy right there.
Love your Mom!!!
2:02 unrelated note: over 8000 Kroger employees are currently on strike for better slararies and working conditions. If possible, please do not shop there or at any other store chain owned by Kroger. If you feel really generous and supportive and have cash to spare, see if one of their strike funds needs some help.
Somewhere out there Fauci is sitting on his couch laughing himself to tears over Colbert’s impression of him.
If covid had a face it would look like Colbert.
He's laughing alright, laughing about how easy it is to manipulate a country into fearing every facet of life.
Good. He deserves to laugh.
@@eric2500 I didn't realize creating an illegal gain of function super virus is something admirable.
I’m crying 🤣🤣 these jokes got me rollingggggg
It's sad that people still question the plethora of medicinal effects found in Cannabis, like fighting many types of cancer for instance.
Look at the first thread. There’s an anti-cannabis troll wasting bandwidth.
I watched Stephen shaking that 35 year can of sausage with increasing nervousness that it was going to explode on live television - which would have been a) hilarious; and b) the beginning of a whole new pandemic.
It has to be at least 42 years old for it to be "from the 1970s"
It has a pull-tab top, too, which makes an explosion all the more likely.
A candemic
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen, your monologue is just never long enough.
He knows his days are numbered, the proff is about to be exposed.
Xx
@@binniparis8024 Are you trying to spell proof?
The canned sausage joke will still be great 35 years from NOW! I'll never forget this routine!
I actually gagged when he was describing the beef lol
The jokes were on fire tonight. And somehow, despite everything, Mr. Colbert seems to be in really good spirits. Love from canada
Canada . Love to u and your frozen bummm. Love from hawaii
Despite
@@benjaminharrison1391 jealous. We just had two weeks of -33 F. So yes, our bums are very frozen, as well as many other things.
Hi from London Ontario 😊🇨🇦🍁
Live in Missouri. It was 57 yesterday and 12 three days before that. All weather all the time lol.
This monologue is why Stephen Colbert is the king of late night in my eyes!.
Also, roll it up. Light it up. Smoke it up. Inhale. Exhale.
That's Cypress Hill for all you young'uns
From the Friday soundtrack
There you go! Cannabis was put here to help us fight COVID!! We need wayyy more studies on this.
@@lacarte2008 where do I sign up for the medical trials? Oh crap, dude- where're my keys?
I always said that Cannibis would be a factor in dealing with the pandemic
Brilliant man! We love him here...🇨🇦🌹🌹❗
"The can of sausage from Mom" story. That's a good one.
as an ex-kroger employee of about a week ago, that customer line was spot on.
Who else here is dreading that Stephen was going to open that can?
The audience would've dropped dead from the stench.
that botox joke was pretty clever... and probably true - the thing is probably full of botulinum.
@@slavkovalsky1671 "the thing is probably full of botulinum"
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Most definitely not. If it was, it would bulge.
"The Omichronic" 😂😂😂
That joke about France though 😂
Ahhh Yes. My daily dose of Stephen Colbert. Perfect! Now I'm ready for the day. 😁
As a cannabis grower and consumer I approve this segment and these twinkies!
And they used to tell us the Reefer Madness garbage but were fine with martinis and cigars.
And Russians were the enemy and meat our friend.
@@rjonboy7608 yeah, even Mary Jane can't make us cool with autocratic oligarchies that invade their neighbors...
@@Tanagra180 you know, I have never heard a living person call it that. I figured Cheech or Willie maybe got bored about 1968 and started that to see if he could get some reporter to repeat it on TV. 😝
Gummy Weed and drops
I like to juice the cannabis leaves and flowers for a very powerful anti-oxidant and anti-inflammatory green juice that is non-psychoactive.
I like to dab too.
Benefits of a home grow.
I've had COVID too many times to count, gosh darn it.
LMAO@"Tube full of greasy hair!"
The French joke is priceless lol
South Park called it. Tegridy weed.
The crowd's applause after "Speaking of drugs.." says it alll...
Congratulations once again to drugs for winning the war on drugs.
...as long as American life is something to be escaped from...🤔
That omicronic joke was 🔥🔥🔥
Had to pack me a bowl to watch this monologue. Hilarious ending. Well done.
I been smoking weed daily since the pandemic so getting boosted is just a plus 😏💨
Thank god Colbert is on tonight otherwise my head would explode
Wait what's the matter?
I remember when my wife had covid I was smoking weed and we where sleeping together and I ended up testing positive but showed no symptoms. Crazy to think weed helps
When I got sick at church, during communion, I bnb had it bad but my daily joint, garlic cloves and concentrate lemon juice let me sleep at night without cpap
Ooooh God I needed this I’m in tears over here 😂
that gawdam can of sausages did it for me..lol
In all seriousness thanks to these folks Stephen and the whole team this was soooo needed!!!
I prefer marijuana to Ivermectin, Hydroxychlororoquine or bleach.
Urine? I think that’s the latest.
Nice, I would agree. I also prefer the non-prohibitionist term cannabis, as opposed to the racist slang marijuana
@@sequoia1171 I’m elderly (according to my daughter). Never thought I would see the day when my children would take me to a cannabis store. Times are changing.
@@iris-2021 sorry, I know I'm insufferable, every time I see the marijuana word I for some annoying reason feel compelled to let everyone know that that's not the right word anymore.. my mom is not terribly young either and she was trying to explain to me what a lid is the other day.. apparently a paper bag partially full of weed? I still don't know fully what she's talking about, and I'm in my 40s. Have a nice day Iris and stay high 👍
That can of sausage will be worth a mint after a couple more days of bare shelves.
Willie Nelson’s lungs Are coated with enough weed resin to protect from the covid plague….man that’s dank
"The Omichronic..." 😂😂😂
"If this pandemic was a movie, it would be Tenet." OOOOOH! BURN!!
I liked Tenet :(
And don't forget David Crosby at 80 hasn't gotten covid yet either!
Don’t fucking jinx life man. Keep on going and we might lose David AAND his kittens 😫
Fucking touch wood
Stop calling down the thunder!
.Betty white made it to 99 covid free
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I believe so much that we can only live if we grow, that we can only grow if we change, that we can only change if we learn. The only way we can learn is when we exposed and the only way to exposed is by throwing ourselves into the open influencing what helps our citizens stay financially stable
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I had wanted to go into crypto before now but my friends kept discouraging me. can you share some information details of your trader? I would really like to invest.
So glad I have been practicing natural Covid prevention all this time. No wonder I've stayed clear of infection.
Best monologue in a while! Definitely much-needed in these dark times.
His corporate overloads are beaming it into his brain
Lies again? Cell Nitro
I'm from the future (October 23, 3023). Stephen Colbert, vaxxed to the max, has come down with Covid, yet again. Go figure.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅. I could not stop laughing. This episode was 🔥 🔥🔥🔥. Loved it. Thank you Stephen
@Alfred Churchill
You’re stating your opinion, not fact. The fact you still come here after stating he’s not funny to make a disparaging comment is what’s sad.
@Alfred Churchill Do you cut & paste that comment on everyone's comment? Don't watch.
the writers were savages in this one!
Omacronik and they got that name omacron from star trak
Anyone else just replay Colbert's band as he ended his monologue. Those chord progressions are crazy
great france joke!!!! LMAO
Best episode in a long time. Can’t stop laughing 😂
I'm never looking at slim jims the same way I used to😆
@@AnaDiaz-wz4cf 🤣🤣
Everybody Must start smoking weed to stop cv19 yay
@@donaldstorm4959 Time to get a booster… of weed!!! 🤣🤣
Agree , he was on fire. Choked on my coffee so many times. Good start to the day. Stay strong and safe and SANE from the west coast of Scotland x 💙
One of the best monologues in a long time. Thanks.
That is such a good monologe
He had me at the Tennet joke
I know six people with covid right now. Four in my family. Two are doing okay, one on oxygen and one intubated. All were vaccinated.
It's to be expected... an infectious disease with an R-naught (infection rate) value of 2 it's hard to wrangle and Covid *_was_* 1.8 until Omicron came along with a value 4+. Even malicious rumors don't spread that fast.
I read the R naught for omicron is between 3 and 8. 5 is the average. That is extremely scary. And yeah, my vaccinated, isolated masked up ass got it over the holidays.
@@elenachristian9860 SAME!!! Woke up day after Christmas with another present 🤒
@@elenachristian9860 I believe you to be correct and not the OP...
I thought I read they were estimating Delta had a factor of 5 to 6, and Omicron is supposed to be more contagious than Delta, which is how it overtook Delta as the cause of currently 95% of all Covid infections of today.
Also it would appear that having gotten Delta previously three or four months ago, doesn't necessarily mean you cannot or will not contract the Omicron variant today.
So it would seem herd immunity may be a myth if Covid continues to mutate significantly every few months.
If you look at the overall Covid infection graph of cases since March of 2020, it seems every 3 to 6 months since it began there has been a new surge of a new significant variant, and neither "herd immunity," nor having access to numerous vaccines seems to have affected this continuing trend.
That being said, I believe the vaccines have at least contributed to the death rate going down or staying similar, despite the number of cases increasing dramatically lately.
@Kulture City
@@josephiudice8287 You're right: I'm wrong. In my area the Delta variant wasn't an issue so I stopped paying attention to R0 values even before the Delta variant. I've always known that 2 or more is hard to deal with and the first mention I heard of Omicron the report from our chief medical officer said that it looks like more than 4 people on average are being infected from Omicron positive cases. I did some "googling" to set myself straight - now I'm scared thanks :( The good news is that we have a 0.5 people per thousand (2 out of 4000 cases) who have died from Covid in my area while the world average is about 18 per thousand. As a matter of fact, they both died just two days ago. A couple of Long Term Care homes have breakouts.
As a 70 year old "teenager", I can attest to no covid for me, man. Peace out, dude. Stay well.
same here, 70 yr old, original hippie, and I have Cannabis-ed full time for 54 years~
What *I'D* give for cannabis right now!
I'm with you, sisters! 70yo next week, still young and healthy. Can't imagine life without it💨
Guess I'm just a youngin' in my 50's and probably not all that much of a hippie, but "keeping my head right" helps keep the rest of me in a better place too. Happy head, happy heart, happy spirit = healthier Maticus. Namaste my fellow babies.
@@DennisMoore664 Ride on brother 😁
Sausage joke have me laughing after 3 weeks
"The Covid stopping compound"! 🤣