Meanwhile… Doritos Liquor | Medieval Curse Tablet Found | Flaco The Owl Spies On New Yorkers
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
- Meanwhile… Doritos fans can now mix nacho cheese-flavored cocktails, an ancient curse has been unearthed, and local New York legend Flaco the Owl has become a Peeping Tom.
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SO, a bird living in a place where humans could stare at him through glass has escaped and is now staring at humans through glass. I call that KARMA.
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus
“Judge not lest ye be judged yourself.” - Metallica
I call it Krama.
Just because.
came here to say just this lol, he's like, see? how do ya'll like it! I feel like they missed a joke there :D
@Repent-and-believe-in-JesusYou are an inappropriate arse. This "religious" activity is very off putting.
That's not what Karma is.
The Owl is not creepy, it lived in a zoo, he thinks peeping through windows is a normal thing. Justice for Flaco!
now it's the bird's time to watch people in their habitats ;D
That is weirdly poetic.
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus Dirty bot .. polluting CZcams
Owl was fed daily in the zoo....he wants some food from people
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus lAnd when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.”
Matthew 6:5-6
Highway messages in Illinois have been great lately ...
"Only the casserole should be baked. Don't drive stoned."
"Nice ugly sweater. It'd look even better with a seatbelt."
"Speed demon I cast thee out. Drive the limit."
"Cars have bumpers, bikers have bones, share the road."
Those are great! The "Rudolph is lit" is my favorite when driving in NJ.
That’s last one is brutal!
Flaco is just doing to us what we did to him. Good on you, flaco!
I hope they aren't able to catch him. Not like the owl is going to starve (NY rats)..
Wrong thread for you.
Merry Christmas.
Central Park employees were really looking out for him. Initially they were worried that he would not be able to survive on his own. Also, I seem to remember that when he first escaped, it was super cold, so they were worried that he might freeze because they weren't sure he would quickly find/make a warm shelter for himself to get through the cold snap. Then it was just sightings in Central Park, so they were more confident about his abilities. Then Flaco decided to bail on Central Park, and started to hang out on the Westside. Okay, whatever. I'm pretty sure he still flies over to the park to hunt when he wants to.
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 And this particular owl will survive cold weather just fine. NY is full of warm nook and crannies. Finding a mate, now THAT is tricky.
Yeah, they had enough frequent sightings of him in Central Park, so they were confident that he was okay. Not worried, more like, "Hey, Flaco, what's up." Now that he's confident enough to explore the city, he's really okay. Pale Male did something similar, adopting a niche in a luxury building on Fifth Ave.
I personally think it's nice that Flaco got a job working for Duolingo, peering in peoples windows to remind them to practice their language lessons. There's not a lot of job options out there for an owl.
😂😂😂😂 This comment is amazing and not getting nearly enough appreciation. Lol
@@katherinemclean1448 as someone who is threatened by the owl every day, it was the first thing that came to mind. 🤣
Duo and his team are so passive agressive! Did you see the note that came with a plushie of Duo that someone ordered? Hahahaha it was like "keep up with your lessons because now I know where you live. So..." (heavily paraphrased)
Most of them carry mail for magical folk.
@@katherinemclean1448 I did see that! Too funny.
Flaco is just doing a reverse zoo 😂
Great
This reminds me of Jim from The Office suggesting a reverse petting zoo where you pet the animals and they pet you back 😅
“Reverse Zoo”… hahaha
“…….🎼baby it’s coooold outside” (lemme in)
Just learning about the Doritos flavored Liquor gave me heartburn.
Flaco is like: how do you like being stared at in your home?
The Roman curse tablets in Bath UK are pretty hilarious…lots of asking the gods to curse whoever stole my shoes/tunic/etc 😂 even then, people had bad sauna etiquette
"I'm good to drive" was an excellent transition to Adam Driver coming on.
This should be the ONLY way to segue into Adam driver segments
You go, owl!.. people have been peeping him his entire life, he's just paying it back.. I hope they don't catch him!
So, 1013--use a curse tablet, 2023-social media...not all that much has changed.
Not really, other than the 1013 curse tablet getting buried in an old gallows mound at midnight without you even knowing that you are in a beef, while the 2013 curse tablet is pretty much hardwired to the brain for most people :)
This is a perfect analogy.
That owl is really giving off see how you like it vibes 😁😁😁
3:57 well HE has had people "peeping" at him his whole life.....
NOW the tables have turned 😈
that Rudolph skit had me in bits! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
It’s nearly Christmas, and Rudolph is in enough trouble owing $148 million!
It's going to take a couple of bottles of nacho cheese Doritos booze to relight his nose and get him back in the holiday spirits.
I think I see a theme here: Doritos liquor, Drunk Rudolph hit with a massive DUI
I think Flaco has gotten tired of life as a wild bird, lol. He's trying to recruit a human caretaker. "Well hello, human person. Do you have a moment to hear about the benefits of owl ownership?"
The writers of the Meanwhile intro are great...and the way Stephen gets his lips, tongue and teeth around it is worthy of great praise.
Whoever writes the preamble to meanwhile needs a raise - they have come up with so many ridiculous juxtapositions at this point its unreal.
We have a semi domesticated squirrel in our back yard we've named "Sunny". I've never seen one like her. She will show up at our window and peer in to see if we'll come out and give her nuts. In the warmer months she'll even sit beside my wife and eat while we're having morning coffee. She's super cute!
We have one that will climb up on the lawn chair to peek into our sliding doors until we bring her nuts. They are cute.
That is adorable. I'd love to sit outside and have breakfast or a coffee with a squirrel. 🐿️
squirrels do potentially carry bubonic plague tho....
@HostileRespite Some years ago I painted my wall white. It really lit up the room.
Love that 5 second stare! That's how I usually stare at my own screen.
If you liked the curse tablet, it will be on sale at Hobby Lobby next week.
Those openings are pure poetry.
The owl just wants to go back inside, where it is warm :)
Flacco just watching people in their cages… he pulled an uno reverse
Fun fact: The boss of the man who created Rudolph rejected the idea because he said Rudolph's red nose would cause people to think it was a gin blossom! 🤣
I haven't heard gin blossom in yrs lol.
@@thetvbaby83 I was a teenager in the 90s and when I heard the band Gin Blossoms I was curious and found out what it meant.
@@xrzeropoint7989 yeah, I was 20 in 94 and the band was out. But I never heard the term until working with older guys. He called a drunk guy that, I said waitwot? Lol learn something every day ah.
😂😂😂
In French the song does say he gets teased about drinking too much
Rudolph is the only one lit but we are all blitzen over here
As a historian of medieval magic, I thank you for mentioning the existence of my field to a wider popular audience. 😅
Use that knowledge to curse those who don't respect your profession...
(🤔 Good supervillain origin story potential!)
Owl be seeing you
Doritos flavoured booze is definitely not the invention of a psychopath.
And those pumpkin spice nuts !!!
Or flaming hot cheetos mountain dew.....yeah it existed, just like Pepsi gum. Why you idiots?
Of course not. They're _clearly_ a sociopath.
MSG is what makes Doritots so good. Prolly make a great bloody Mary tho 😊
No, but it is the invention of a stoner chemist who got an attack of the munchies at the wrong time.
“How long was I out?” 😂
Mayor Adams is never living this down, is he?
Adams, worst mayor ever. Really ever. 🗽
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288You had Rudy too.
Rudy was a lot. Always made me laugh, in a pain filled way, when people called him America's Mayor. Yikes. He did make some improvements in crime, but in the ugliest nastiest way possible. Always ignored the boroughs. Rudy also made things much worse for tenants who were trying to force their landlords to make repairs. We're still paying the price for that now, and the NYC real estate industry is just totally out of control now. If Adams has any brains or guts, he would have a real affordable housing plan, but he doesn't. Bye bye Adams. 🗽
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Rudy was terrible on crime, a total racist with his "stop and frisk" harassment of black people.
Rudolph was already lit - on Election Night 2020, apparently...
Ayyyy! 😂😂😂
Am I the only one who thinks that version of Rudolph would be amazing
A) Owls cannot turn their head 360° because that would break their necks, they can turn it 270° which is still impressive. B) I would be so happy if this Flaco owls would be peeping into my window as owls are among the coolest birds there are.
Let Flaco in, so he can go home. He is not a wild owl. If this owl species is indigenous to NY, he will probably adapt, but he needs a mate. Flaco is lonely.
So let him in and mate with him.
and probably cold and wet.
Or hungry, and still looks to humans for food? 😭
He has already adapted and no, he isn't indigenous to north America. He is an eurasian owl. He won't find any other owl of his kind. These types of owls live a lonely life. So he's fine for the most part.
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 He has easy pickings in NYC w small birds, mice, rats, and pigeons. He will live, but he has no others of his kind. Maybe he will fly back to the zoo? Let a mate loose???
Rudolph is a mean drunk.
The night Rudolph went crazy.
Rudolph: “and you didn’t want me to play your little reindeer games. Well jokes on you now I’ve gotten my own little game for you all to play. it’s called.
(Cox shotgun)
Dodge the buck… shot.”
No matter how hard he tried, Rudolph could not get the other reindeer to call him Rudy. They used his name to taunt him and bully him relentlessly, leading him to seek solace in the bottle, another victim of bullying culture, something the other reindeer picked up during their world travels around humans. Santa tried to help him by making him the leader, but he refused Rudy's request to stop using his full name and instead call him Reindeer One. Reindeer culture has gotten out of hand, and it has led to several books by elves exposing the dark side of life at the North Pole.
Wish Louis Cato and the band could do more music for us at home. With all that applause I feel like I’m missing out.
Lol, Flaco turned NY apartments into his own personal human zoo #PayBack
Let The Bird Watch !!!
I love Flaco 🤣🤣🤣
Flaco was in a zoo, where people showed up, to look at him? Go figure!
That's right, New York. He's watching you. December 28th. Be afraid---
What? He's the starting QB for the Browns...
Whaddya mean, spelled with one 'c'?
An owl...?
Well, that's just dumb.
Because the writers are so damned good, I am not skipping Meanwhile to get to Jon or Adam Driver! 🌟😂😂🌟 Job
I wouldn’t have recited that incantation. But Stephen is a braver man than I
I'll say it. Colbert is a national treasure
My favorite part of this show is not the band or interviews…. It’s just Colbert ❤
He was on Epsteins flight logs. I'd put a hold on the adulation.
Me too. I love his comedy. I felt the same about John Stewart. Both hosts are/were often more interesting than their guests.
Wasn't Trevor Noah a host in this show too?
@@rickradix7464 And which flight log was that, Rick? The "real" flight log, or the phony log someone uploaded to the internet, lol???
@@bwenluck9812 it'll come out. Eventually.
Best Meanwhile intro.
"Let me read this cursed tablet, and broadcast it throughout all known space."
This should be interesting.
Maybe Flaco wants to come in!
Love how he won't let that stupid comment of Eric Adams go. XD
If you don't know, that line, *_“But that's just New York . Sometimes it's an owl, sometimes it's 9/11”_*
is a reference to an Eric Adams quote from Monday,
where he said the great thing about New York
is that 9/11 could happen “any day”.
Eric “Corrupt Mor0n” Adams also “summed up 2023 in one word” by saying “New York.”
And he still has family members on the pay roll by the way, since day one in fact.
We all know who should be hosting Jeopardy. A man who inspired a generation to love books and reading. The whole premise of Jeopardy.
Lol! Who is Levar Burton, Alex.
Wet Dorito's ! Good One !! 🤣🤣🤣
An AI visual interpretation of the monolog/meanwhile description would be hilarious.
You saved the best for last! Drunk Rudolph was the cutest thing Ive seen in a while. Cheers💕
That's not the only Flacco getting a second life. Go Joe!
OMG, THAT WAS A GREAT END.😂
Ya I'm OKAY to Drive,
Zzzz, ya, ya, ya I'm OKAY to DRIVE.
Chips and vodka? They're gonna end up in my stomach together anyway, right?
I don't think it's even vodka. My guess is they use grain alcohol, like some weird frat party Kool ade punch.
:) Depends on the dose... With me, more often then not they end up all over the place.
Ikr? Nacho cheese flavored booze with a salsa flavored booze chaser. It'll make hosting any party a cinch!
i love you colbert. but i know a pain face when i see it. you are hiding it well... but you are STILL in major pain. A lot of respect for you still kicking ass while being in that much pain.
I was thinking the same thing! 😮😮😮
i have fibro and ive sat like that, ive winced like that. i hid like that. Hes still struggling from healing. @@dianewilliams1125
I just checked and it takes up to six weeks to fully recover from the kind of appendectomy he had.
hes a handsome beast of awesome to do what he does.
whatever reality you find yourself in, become functional in it
Thank you for keeping me sane over the last decade or so… 🙏🏼✌️💜❤️⚖️
Stephen, you are hilarious😊 ! !
“Sometimes it’s an owl, sometimes it’s 9/11” 💀
Thumbs up for the Flaco bit.
That food crossover thing to alcohol is interesting. The Christmas dinner I am preparing will feature Cheetos brand boxed macaroni and cheese topped with, wait for it, Cheetos.
The jalapeno mac n cheese? 🤤
I had no idea there was Cheetos macaroni and cheese. I've never had macaroni and cheese as part of Christmas dinner. Maybe it's an American thing? My family always does mashed potatoes and gravy.
Nobody talks about the reindeer *behind* Rudolph...
Randolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer???
🤷🏻♂️
MEANWHILE . . . My Xmas gift all year -- my life medication 💊 . . . Thank you Stephen 👏
That intro to Meanwhile is why you get paid the "big bucks," that's work!
It would be scarier if the pair mentioned in the curse tablet *weren't* dead!
And the award for That's the Worst Thing I've Heard Today goes to Doritos Liquor. We looked the other way on the Flaming Hot Bowel Cancer chips, but you have strayed too far into the darkness on this one. Reign it in.
So, Rudolph getting drunk and going off on the other reindeer was much funnier than it deserved to be. XD
Also hilarious when his hair dye starts running down the sides of his head. Oh wait, different drunk Rudolph. Sorry.
@@marcpeterson1092 Ya good. it still works. XD
Oh no... A cursed tablet?!
RETURN THE SLAB!! 😁
It’s amazing to me that people living in a big city, a city that has destroyed almost all living things around to exist, see a living thing they freak out. Welcome to nature city folk.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOOOOOOOW"
Each and every one of those residents knows what they did to Flaco, and what he’s there to collect!
You have to love the comparison to the insane New York Mayor. "Ah, well, sometimes it's an owl and sometimes it's 9/11!"
Flaco misses his zoo
Just gotta say COLBERT is the best ever ●●● past or present
When they talking about Rudolph being lit I assumed they meant Giuliani.
"Doritos were so busy finding out if they could do it, it didn't occur to them to wonder if they should do it..."
Flaco wants to come in to get warm!!
Was the implication that the cruel friends or family put Rudolf on an ice flow? Omg
Love that Meanwhile!
The owl should absolute peep into Trump Tower.
It's obvious, Flaco is attempting to get sent back to prison, just like Brooks in the Shawshank Redemption. 🦉👀
"That's New York for you. Sometimes it's an owl, sometimes it's 9/11" -Stephen Colbert 🤣
Adam Driver is okay but then you have JON BATISTE!
Oh Flaco!
LOVE.THIS 👑
When thinking about Flaco, one should remember the 1990s Twin Peaks quote, "The Owls Are Not What They Seem".
That Flaco is busy. Running around NYC peeping on people and helping the Browns get to the playoffs.
How long was Stephen out? About a half a McConnell.
"Just alcohol" is literally the description of what vodka is.
When I saw the lit Rudolph sign I assumed they were referring to Rudy Guiliani
Today years old when y'all realized you were in Flocka's Zoo. Lol
This was one of the best Meanwhiles ever. Belly laughs galore. But....where's your Christmas animation special???? Please put one on youtube!!
I cannot see, hear or say the word "meanwhile" without saying it or hearing it with Stephen Colbert's inflection. 🙃😆
Flaco is like- HOW DOES IT FEEL??????
In this Meanwhile, both things are awesome!
I love the idea of someone watching this without watching the monologue first, hearing "sometimes there's owls, sometimes there's 9/11" and thinking "whoa Stephen, wtf"
I came to the comments section specifically looking for comments from such people. Couldn’t find any though.