Meanwhile… Papa John’s Expanding in India | Vodka Butter | Giant DQ Spoon Found
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- Meanwhile… Papa John’s announced a huge expansion in India, there’s a new food trend involving vodka-enhanced butter, and Arizona’s missing giant red Dairy Queen spoon has been found.
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LOL I've had a blast reading these comments. I'm the guy that found the spoon, I play pokemon everyday and my wife occasionally comes out with me, but mostly lets me go to get me out of her hair. You're never too old to enjoy having fun. We both watch Colbert every morning and really enjoyed his joke, keep it up!
Hmmmm.......and exactly WHAT time is your mail delivered??? 🙂
Yeah, that was a good joke
My husband did the exact same thing! Leaving me daily to do all the cooking and cleaning and working. Took me awhile but I got a new husband.😊
@@Wordsworth11 😂 My third husband was actually pretty good at cooking and the “heavy” housework!
No kidding, your the guy. Appreciate your look at life, I get the old part.
You may think that’s a bicep in Stevens arm, but actually…is potato.
😂😂😂 good one! That whole skit cracked me up!
Because of your profile pic, I read your comment in Homestar's voice and it's even funnier.
Well done. Very well done.
😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Best comment... 😂😂😂
Watching Colbert struggle to tear the sleeve off a T-shirt is my new favorite thing.
That makes something else your new second-favored thing, having been bumped down from one to two. What is it?
I will start the bidding at $500
S.C. might want to reconsider the no excersize thing.
The first dude went so easily, he thought he had it! Boo!
@@daddyilo Watching people react to Tanjerin from Bug Fables.
His staff got him good, there...with only one sleeve prepared to be easily torn off. XD
I had same thought!
“It made me want to become a client of P90X, but then I found out it’s exercise” 😂
Papa John's have been in India for a while now. I worked in Mumbai for 3 months in 2016 and there was a Papa John's a few doors down from my office.
I had lunch there.
Once.
And. Never. Again.
Far too many Russian grandmas resemble "IS POTATO!".
Yeah, but that happens at Papa Johns' all over the world.
Never liked Pappa's
@@debrahelmlinger6256
They’re starving, they’ll eat anything
@@bobcourtier4674 If they're starving, they don't have the money to pay for Papa John's, and if they do have the money, they're not starving, so they can go somewhere else. Maybe the problem is "They're starving, they'll eat anything" is Papa John's motto.
The fact he struggled with those sleeves made it so much funnier.
I love how his staff pranked Steven with one easy year away sleeve, and one that was firmly still attached “is potato” T-shirt!🇺🇦
Nah, planned. They pranked you. I'm sorry.
@@morbidmanmusic lmaooooo there is still room for error/improvisation, everything isn't always 100% staged, cynical dipsht
Love your show. You got me through Donnie the Sociopath years. Somehow, it seems they haven't ended yet. Please stay for all of us. Love to you & Evie! 💗
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
@@TippyHippy That is terrible if true.
@@freya8133 I agree. Why ruin a perfectly good sock.
We are still in those years
A kind and well meaning Karen??? Impossible!
Why is Stephen always in a fight with raccoons? 😂😂😂
That seems to be all Americans in general 😜
Have you met racoons??!!
You mean you AREN’T?
Yeah, he should know they're natural enemies to wild invasive boars, meaning eventually we're going have them as allies during Pig War 2: This time it is real and not as stupid as it sounds.
Because he doesn't have the Pokemon Go app on his iPhone
Watching from Ukraine & just wnated to thank Stephen , Tony and all good people of US for your support! The donations, the good humor & knowing that you have our back helps us more than you can know.
Looks like Stephen used up all his t-shirt sleeve ripping energy on the rehearsal run. 😁
I think he got punked by his writers.😂
An intern was trolling?
Can’t help but wonder if that second sleeve wasn’t quite cut through…masterfully executed, props dept!
He could definitely use that p90X 💪
They switched shirts on him.
Relationship goals: Be that 52 year old man playing pokemon go at 7am while still having a wife!
Someone else probably playing pokémon with his wife 🙃🫣😂
Maybe the wife was the reason he was playing Pokémon at 7am 🤷♀️
Probably how they met. The Pokémon Go community is a lot of 50+ ladies.
My mom is 60 married and plays pokemon Go but I don't know if she would get up at 7 am on a weekend to play it. 😆
Today, I learned that my wife & I are "relationship goals." Neat.
Would've been great if he started the memory joke over again after a 'meanwhile'.
Missed opportunity
😂😂
👌🏻
I thought they were going to display a different headline.
I just paused this, bought a shirt and a hoodie because Stephen Colbert is the fucking man. Now I’ll watch the rest of the video.
Fucking awesome Brian!💪
When the former CEO of PP Johns gave away one million pizza's and then gave away two million pizza's and then said, to some extent, the Dems were
making it hard to pay his people I immediately stopped buying his products. So many years ago. And I don't miss it one bit..
Years ago, the CEO of Little Caesar's heard that Rosa Parks was elderly and facing hard times, so he quietly paid her rent and more for the last 10 years of her life. I can't remember that CEO's name, but I will always choose Little Caesar's when it's pizza night.
@3:05 "Selmer Mark VI Alto" - so VERY cool, as someone who's played saxophone for 35 years he is SPOT ON - that is absolutely regarded as the greatest saxophone ever made. What a cool easter egg.
I had to listen to it several times myself. (I own a tenor and an alto version VI myself, though one has the high F#…it’s a late model.)
@@caseyhoward9189 My Mark VI doesn’t have a high F# but it does have a low A key 😎
I remember going through the Selmer phase about halfway through my 30+ years of playing. I eventually grew out of it and traded my Mark VI tenor in on a Yanagisawa. I knew I was losing money on the deal but I didn’t care because the yani was superior to the Mk VI in every way and I wasn’t leaving without it.
Vodka butter is, Potato.
Technically it really is potato 😂
Wins the internet for the day!
Put that vodka butter on a potato and I'm in. 😊
Actually, yes
Colbert's Graphic guy from Karachi: Map of India you say? Leave it up to me!
Looked close enough to me. You want better, go to a geography channel.
@@jpdemer5 A random 5 y/o kid could imagine the Indian map better than you and your kind can draw it even with reference, then again, expecting you Americans to know Geography is shooting ourselves in the foot.
His wife loves that he goes out early in the morning for exercise. Pokemon Go is just the icing on the exercise cake.
My spouse made me cry by giving me an IS POTATO shirt. Glad to help the folks in Ukraine in a small way. Solidarity and positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
Stephen being unable to rip the arms of Tony Horton's shirt is Comedy Gold!
My knee already give me the 24 hour weather forecast.
3:44 what's up with India's northern border there? lol
Expecting the Americans to get the world Geography right is as bad as...expecting the Americans to get the world Geography right, the bar can't be lower or worse
@@lloydkasal4116 false narrative. Average Americans are better in geography than 50% of world countries.
@@Azokyjuf902 false narrative. Average Americans are better in geography than 0% of world countries.
@@Azokyjuf902 the statistic is that the average American is better at geography than the British are at History.
Kind of like how a 50 year old man who can quote pretty much the entire LotR canon still has a wife eh Stephen? :)
She’s happy to get him out of the house. She probably put the app on his phone to get him to Exercise. 😂
My daughter lovers her potato hoodie-thanks for the great merch to fundraise for a good cause with!
And humans accuse goldfish of having a short memory!
I haven't the foggiest what you are going on about. Was there something in the show about it?
I didn't hear the story for that one
Give the Meanwhile intro writers a raise immediately (if not sooner)
I liked your comment even before I got to the "...greasy hobophone of news..." 🤣🤣🤣
Please never stop doing Meanwhile 😂
The labored breathing trying to rip the shirt... I can't 🤣
The paper jam killed me 🤣
I look forward to future episodes of the new sub-sub-sub-segment: Sleevewhile!
;o)
I so want a 'Sleevewhile' sub-subsection of Meanwhile.......
I'm broke but Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦!!!❤
Fuckin' A, bubba!
👍👍👍👍❤️👍❤️❤️🤬☠️🖕🖕
Slava Ukrainu! 🤘🇺🇦
🖕🖕🖕🍊🍑🤡
🖕🖕🖕💩🧠🧠🧠🧠
And I'm serious. But I wouldn't🖕one of you on a bet, spank you very much: I don't need any new diseases.
👍🏻I hear you, Robert.
Slava Ukraine🌻🇺🇦💙💛💜🇺🇸☮️⚖️♾️
How do you say you're out of shape without saying you're out of shape? Stephen's spontaneous "exercise" of strength and stamina had me laughing so hard I had to pause the show to wipe the tears away. What a great way to start the day.
I gotta be honest, I’m 90% here for the introduction. It’s gotten to be so good it’s the main piece.
The memory joke flew over most of the audience! Lol!
I can explain why a 52 year old who plays Pokeman Go on a baseball field at 7 am still has a wife. All this happened in Arizona.
Well, your husband is a lucky man.
Noam Chomsky lives in Arizona.
Husband is Potato Head.
@@_mytube_ Is potato.
Only in Arizona
I could see that Pokémon Go / wife punchline coming from a mile away (much like a giant red spoon) but I still laughed out loud 😂
As a toddler mom, I knew that spoon would reappear sooner or later where you least expect it...
Stephen I love your show. I look forward to every Cyborgasm and Meanwhile when I’m at work. Also would love to see you do more improv work.
it’s nice when people talk down about video games. it’s nice to know that they hate fun so i can stay away :D
Him doing pure improv would be great. I'd rather his show be unscripted.
oh Stephen you are the best late show host ever!
I love Tony Horton. He has an amazing story. He NEEDS to be on the show!
Wheeuu.. Stephen.. ripping those sleeves off got us all tired out...😅
Never have I laughed so loud from “meanwhile” as I did just now ….paired my ass with the printer 😂 Best joke ever
The India map is wrong 😅
Tony Horton is the man! "Do your best forget the rest!"
So....i guess Team Rocket stole the giant red spoon.
Makes sense; After screwing up time and again with failing to capture Pikachu, it would only be fair that they take a break and broaden their horizons.
The india map is WRONG. Not only is Kashmir not included, but they even removed arunachal Pradesh, which is a integral part of india. Now the US is supporting chinese expansion!!!
CBS, the Chinese Broadcasting System.
I like how Steve attempted to burn the 52 year-old for exercising at 7 AM while he struggles to rip a T-shirt that was probably started for him offstage.
Dang, that last joke definitely alienates people.
I think the spoon just wanted to run away with the dish and thought baseball plates were dishes.
Maybe it was a dish who stole it. That’s how the lyrics go, after all.
@@kylestubbs8867 HAHA you never know.
@@kylestubbs8867 the Dish didn't steal anything......It ran away with the Spoon, meaning that the Spoon was in on it, or at least compliant.
The Hunt for Red Spoon October...is over.
Watching Stephen trying to tear that sleeve off that shirt, when the guy he was tearing the sleeves off for wouldn't have noticed it had not been properly pre cut... That's priceless.
That must go well for Papa Johns. When it arrived in the Netherlands a few years ago, me and a friend both ordered a pizza. Fresh products, my ass. That was i think the most disgusting non-supermarket pizza i ever tasted. And there was a weird tasting goo that was supposed to be garlic sauce. And in the corner of the box lay a whole cooked spanish green pepper for whatever reason. Never again. When i cycle past their shop once in a while, i'm still surprised they exist. We Dutchies don't have the best kitchen compared to other countries, but this was even below our standards.
Ja, en je heeft ook veel Italiaanse mensen met zijn eigen resto's; ik had nooit problemen, om heel lekker pizza in A'dam te vinden...
Now you have to get Tony Horton on the show, He would be a great guest!
WOOHOO! I bought a shirt, too! \o/ It's gone over very well amongst the fam & friends. 😁👍🏻
I'm 53, married and play Pokémon Go sir. Don't make me challenge you with my master league team.
Very much like the shirt, your map "is potato".
3:40 The Indian Map is wrong,pls rectify
It's correct
@@DanialDawood is potato
Skipping J&K and Ladakh was intentional, not a mistake that is going to be corrected
It’s the recent removal of Arunachal Pradesh that’s more irksome, all of J&K has been missing from Colbert’s India maps for at least 8 years.
You showed wrong map without Jammu and Kashmir which is common mistake because China and Pakistan still have illegally occupied area of it. But your editor really lost credibility when even Arunachal Pradesh which is not shown in the map is an Indian state having its own democratically elected government as well as completely governed by India.
Thank god someone noticed 😮💨
I don’t think Tony would have struggled that hard to tear off the sleeves 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love uou Colbert!
Thank you Tony Horton!
Who drew the map for india bruh?
"Man, life is hard... maybe there's a new meanwhile on yt...?"
CZcams: ❤
What better way to start your morning than to watch a comedian struggle to tear a sleeve off a t-shirt?
Seriously. Dairy Queen, the Cow Ran Away with the Spoon was right there!
2:09 the first sleeve came off so easily too XD
REPORT > MISINFORMATION. Wrong map of India used, not even disputed map. its absolutely wrong map of India. They Missed two whole fully functioning Indian states from the map : JAMMU&KASHMIR and ARUNACHAL PRADESH.
I've never reported before and was confused that you can only check one box, since I wasn't fully sure which one best encapsulated all my impressions I did it separately for repulsive, hateful, harmful, misinformation, infringes my rights and promotes terrorism.
Hubby and I bought the shirts and the coffee mugs. Good quality merch and for a good cause. 👍 ❤
Love the shoutout to Selmer Mark VI alto saxes! I still have and play one my dad got for me in high school 50 years ago. 🎷
We believed you don't work out, you didn't have to milk the bit😂
Have been a fan of colbert's since the lord of the rings 'No. 1 Trilly' song 🔥🔥
But please do use the correct map of India at 3:41
Don't expect Americans to use correct maps of anything (including their own country).
(Also, there is no such a thing as an undisputedly "correct map" of India.)
@@CLipka2373 Ah well! My duty to tell that.
Also, the correct one is the map published by Govt of India for all intents and purposes
@@CLipka2373 Also, just out of curiosity do americans really dont know their own map?
You have got to be kidding bro
@@adityagarg3976 They are famously unable to identify America if you turn the map upside down. I believe there's a Jimmy Kimmel video that's easy enough to find on CZcams that demonstrates it.
Many thanks to Tony Horton 🙏🏾
Trouble ripping off your sleeves? Try P90X! 🤣
Holy shit that rapidfire masterpiece regarding his monologue was INSPIRING. I need to go back and listen to it again a few more times.
Please show the correct map of India in your vedios. 3:44
Do you guys know if he has onesies, for the potato line. I'd love to dec my daughter in support too.
LOL the best way to end the evening!
Was your show about how to make ice cream? My memory isn't what it used to be.
Well, it does give the scoop with some tasty sprinkles.
Lol
I'm a huge fan of the show and Stephen's humor has gotten me through dark days. But I gotta say that's the most incorrect map of India I have ever seen. They just left out two states! And two archipelagos, and 3 union territories! I'm not even cribbing about the two archipelagos :D :D
It's also missing the state of Arunachal Pradesh.
Meanwhile never disappoints. Still legally food LMAO
You know if I was DQ and it was found at someone's place I wouldn't even want charges pressed, just charge them for the man power it took to find it and call it even... because that person is a legend, and that DQ is famous now...
papa johns pizza is gross af, smh
A step above domino's
Owned by Russians.
@@bargdaffy1535 Domino's isn't THAT awful. At least it's better than Pizza Hut.
But think of what they could put on a piece of naan. Spinach and cheese, oh my.
Unsure why nor how, but clearly we had the only Papa John's which used actual seasonings and sauce because when it was here, BOTH Dominoes and Pizza Hut were trying to get the place shut down because and I quote verbatim "People no longer eat here".
The main problem is, the two most recent generations have zero experience on what good food is nor how it should taste. It's been nothing but pre-prepared frozen crap rapidly assembled by a factory which cares ONLY about profit and nothing else.
Those two generations have no understanding of flavor. They actually think fast food is the same as a real home cooked meal. With vitamin deficiencies being scathingly obvious upon sight. Yea, we see you slowly causing a premature death with every drive-through purchase.
But his wife wasn’t playing the game with him.
Haven't we all woke up 2 miles from home in an empty baseball field? That's just a Sunday morning lol.
that's literally the only way the spoon story could have ended!
Wrong Indian map...👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
Western Media has always represented Kashmir incorrectly probably cause they consider us to be safer to offend among the three parties involved (cause we're amiable and the only democracy in the picture) and I've been okay with it (cause western media gonna do what western media does) but on this one they're pushing it too far, Arunachal Pradesh is missing as well and that's a very new development, the first I've seen it happen.
Even if there's a chance that this is a simple mistake and noone involved had any malicious intent, I've chosen to report the video to hopefully bring the problem to the attention of the show, cause noone reads comments I suggest you do the same. CZcams also has the option to reach out to the uploader if you have the time for that kind of thing.
3:42 you are using the wrong map of India!
I guarantee that whoever stole the spoon was drunk. We used to call getting looped and going out to take a large object from a public place being "on a mission."
It's like a tamer version of the hangover movie where the dudes stole Mike Tyson's tiger
That boundary map of India though 😭
I've done those stupid P90x videos so much that I can tell you for a fact that when you do these arm spinning stretches he made a joke about stirring GERMAN POTATO SOUP. So. He's had a potato or two.
Human memory might not last long, but I can still recall the last time I tried Papa John's pizza and that won't happen again.
Well shit, Tony Horton's a name I didn't expect to hear.
Does that mean I have to start doing P90X again?
I have an Is Potato t-shirt. I am glad to be a part of solving a problem, even if I am only a small part and it is a very big problem.
Hey, the Indian map is wrong.
Love your show!
I want to see the spreadsheet they have to track all of their Meanwhile intro nouns and adjectives. I keep wondering what bespoke delight he will describe next.
The meanwhile opening story is fascinating to me because it started short, got increasingly longer till it was like half the bit, then it got so long they reversed course and made it short again, but since then (about a year ago) it has been growing longer each time. How long till it accordions back?
You should send potato labeled "is potatoe" to Putin, so he can stop raiding Ukraine for potatoe.
Come on dude.... Don't start flaming a war that i bet is way, waaaaaay far from you....
Bravery in another continent... Is just silly....
@@nhokonhokopuala It's the same continent. My sister had a refugee stay at her place, I had a refugee friend...
What do you think I should do instead of making jokes about the evil Russian bowling ball?
Well first it's just too hot where I'm from
So .... Whys the map of india like that
Ig papa johns don't really wanna open 650 new places here
Papa John's pizza. That's legally food 😂