America's Leadership Vacuum Is The Reason Our Covid Situation Is So Dire

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  • čas přidán 13. 06. 2024
  • News that the current president hasn't attended a Coronavirus task force briefing in several months is further proof that executive mismanagement is the primary reason the United States is faring so poorly amid the pandemic. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před 3 lety +1467

    I stepped on the scale and screamed, "STOP THE COUNT!" It didn't work there either.

    • @jo-vf8jx
      @jo-vf8jx Před 3 lety +44

      Lol

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 Před 3 lety +82

      Yelling "Stop the Count" while votes are still being tallied makes about as much sense as yelling "Stop the Count" 3-seconds from midnight on New Year's Eve.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 3 lety +38

      thats what they yelled when rudy was streaking on the subway.

    • @elenafetter9690
      @elenafetter9690 Před 3 lety +9

      Yes!!!

    • @humerafaruqi7152
      @humerafaruqi7152 Před 3 lety +7

      Err Gag you too...same here!!!

  • @daumatk
    @daumatk Před 3 lety +61

    2 years ago when my Mom’s dementia was just coming on she fell and when the paramedics asked her who the President was she answered, “ I don’t remember his name but I don’t like him.”
    Good enough, Ma.

  • @tonymanaserian3971
    @tonymanaserian3971 Před 3 lety +45

    “A giant tsunami of criminal stupidity” that actually sums up the entire Dump Presidency perfectly

  • @leahalfonso7256
    @leahalfonso7256 Před 3 lety +49

    I am 100% behind never seeing or saying his name ever again. Thank you!!!!

  • @bluespinsix6987
    @bluespinsix6987 Před 3 lety +970

    In trumps defense, he did promise he’d run the country like he ran his businesses.

  • @MiTmite9
    @MiTmite9 Před 3 lety +109

    Tears of Joy. No kidding. The other day, I saw a terrific poster carried by a woman in D.C. It read "GRAB HIM BY THE BALLOT."

  • @celly589
    @celly589 Před 3 lety +111

    Love that you’re censoring his name and won’t even say it anymore. He doesn’t even deserve that!

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 3 lety

      Why doesn't Colbert just move on to another subject already? Mock Catholics for instance. Plenty of material on that subject. Being a dysfunctional Catholic myself. As I said lot's of material.

    • @deby7821
      @deby7821 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sadiestoltzfus9798 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 3 lety +1

      @@deby7821 More subject's other then politics is my point.

    • @deby7821
      @deby7821 Před 3 lety

      @@sadiestoltzfus9798 Sadie, I had a couple drinks last night obviously by my rightly misunderstood comment which was supposed to be a laugh because I also happen to be one of those dysfunctional Catholics so it hit home and yes...a ton of material. Stay safe and well hun.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 3 lety +1

      @@deby7821 I know, plenty of material. Watch a comedian I believe his name is Dave Allen. Late seventies perhaps. Anyhow Catholic jokes funny as hell. Check him out sometime.

  • @timmycakes001
    @timmycakes001 Před 3 lety +21

    Stephen laughing at his own jokes warms my soul

  • @philipberthiaume2314
    @philipberthiaume2314 Před 3 lety +994

    As a canadian with pure best wishes for our American cousins, we're going to keep our border with you closed for the foreseeable future... 1 million cases in a week is astronomically dangerous...

    • @jaidora
      @jaidora Před 3 lety +110

      Yeah I don’t blame you. Good luck over there

    • @pioneernut7487
      @pioneernut7487 Před 3 lety +74

      And it's getting only worse there. Thanks to morons who doesnt wear masks

    • @stan4now
      @stan4now Před 3 lety +34

      Don't blame you. At least I can get cases of Moosehead and Canadian Hockey on the tube until C19 passes.

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 Před 3 lety +106

      Most of Americans only look at the death counts, and think it's acceptable because the death rate is low. But they don't factor in the long term health problems related to a Corona infection. Good thing their healthcare system is soo good, right ?

    • @pioneernut7487
      @pioneernut7487 Před 3 lety +23

      @@scratchy996 every year 60000 about 60 000 Americans dies from flu. Now covid deaths are 4 times than flu. Is it acceptable?

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 Před 3 lety +107

    Dear America. You really need to start teaching civics studies in school. 70 million of your people don't have a clue.

    • @unimprezzedmclastname4220
      @unimprezzedmclastname4220 Před 3 lety +15

      They used to a long time ago. But then, Republicans being Republicans, they slashed funding for those programs.

    • @shawnwales696
      @shawnwales696 Před 3 lety +13

      UR right, also our history is skewed against issues of the left such as the labor struggle. So much so that people vote against their own interests.

    • @l.i.terally2907
      @l.i.terally2907 Před 3 lety +4

      The GOP has been slashing funds for education for decades.

    • @errgag3580
      @errgag3580 Před 3 lety +1

      So true

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez Před 3 lety

      @@shawnwales696 They just say ITS COMMUNISM! and that is it. Its OVER!

  • @maggieanaya1114
    @maggieanaya1114 Před 3 lety +6

    Thank you Stephen for making me laugh. Your show has kept sane these past few months!

  • @rickwalker8241
    @rickwalker8241 Před 3 lety +125

    Comedians have the last platform to speak truth to power.

    • @Questionablexfun
      @Questionablexfun Před 3 lety +5

      Truth

    • @fermel157
      @fermel157 Před 3 lety

      Really? No one else tells the truth in ways that affect change?

    • @rickwalker8241
      @rickwalker8241 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fermel157 Speaking truth to power is a non-violent political tactic, employed by dissidents against the received wisdom or propaganda of governments they regard as oppressive, authoritarian or an ideocracy.
      I do believe they have the last platform that is effective yes.

    • @surfinganonymously
      @surfinganonymously Před 3 lety

      @@rickwalker8241 it also feels this the most calm platform to provide news or commentary on news. The tone of voice from most media outlets is panic inducing these days. I’m so tired of the political situation that I can only watch it in small doses. But this here helps!

  • @puffoffluffedair543
    @puffoffluffedair543 Před 3 lety +58

    If i want to be a criminal I’ll just run for president at this point. I dont need to be held accountable for anything

  • @caden2jordan6
    @caden2jordan6 Před 3 lety +6

    I get so excited when I hear Stephens voice start talking on my playlists! It’s just so refreshing to hear someone with intellect talk and with whom I agree with!

  • @WingZX1103
    @WingZX1103 Před 3 lety +8

    2:54 I honestly owe my mom an apology for stashing all those extra condiments she gets from all the fast food joints.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko Před 3 lety +224

    I'm still giggling that Twitter apparently doesn't consider the _President of the United States_ (for now) an official source for election news.

    • @BorregosRT1
      @BorregosRT1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fordmccullough6746 this shouldnt be allowed... lol... at least its not maga nonsense...

    • @skandix
      @skandix Před 3 lety +4

      Official source for LIES.

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind Před 3 lety +28

      i'm not sure what's funny about twitter's position; it's factually correct. the president of the united states has no role in the administration of elections. his election pronouncements are exactly as official as the homeless guy in the street.

    • @HobertMallow
      @HobertMallow Před 3 lety +2

      @@BorregosRT1 it's not, just report for spamming

    • @BorregosRT1
      @BorregosRT1 Před 3 lety +4

      @@HobertMallow its 1 person with many accounts tho.. just deleted the comment.. on the video there are many comments that are telling about it for months... yet its still spamming so many people.. what a great easy strategy for dumbass misinforming magas and russians.. this is the stuff that news should denounce.. imagine how many ppl voted for trump cuz of shit like this..

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 Před 3 lety +6

    7:47 I love how twitter has been forced to start actually pointing out potential misinformation and fraud tweets because of these people

  • @elvishlp7230
    @elvishlp7230 Před 3 lety +91

    I love how T****s name is censored everywhere in your show now, even his pictures ^^

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy Před 3 lety +8

      @Mike Redner 'Miss the point' much?

    • @deby7821
      @deby7821 Před 3 lety +2

      That sh#t is hard to wipe off !

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy Před 3 lety +5

      @Loken It's not "censorship". It's a diss.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 Před 3 lety

      I don't I associate blurred images with porn so I've just been put off.

    • @thehighnoonsaloon7794
      @thehighnoonsaloon7794 Před 3 lety

      @中國擁有比登 The fact that your name is in chineese makes it so much more hilariously stupider

  • @lordpiperlib
    @lordpiperlib Před 3 lety +95

    "Third sister from frozen who actually wanted the town to die" - I will never see her the same again... LOLOL

    • @dannahinojosa1934
      @dannahinojosa1934 Před 3 lety +2

      Or the third Sanderson sister from Hocus Pocus.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Před 3 lety +3

      At least she admits trump drained the swamp INTO DC.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 3 lety +4

      Of course her name is Kayleigh 😂 aka Millennial Karen

  • @williamraymond2423
    @williamraymond2423 Před 3 lety +97

    You know when I don't do my job I get fired, when Trump doesn't do his job he... just gets away with it, how is that fair or even right?

    • @argentin3
      @argentin3 Před 3 lety +12

      It blows my mind William. He completely checked out and walked off the job. Trump may not be responsible for the virus itself but he became responsible for it as soon as it popped up inside these borders! He failed the people that he sworn to protect. FAILED!
      He needs to be held accountable.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Před 3 lety +2

      All I’m saying is that the US could use a vote of no confidence. Isn’t perfect but if the party in charge loses they get kicked out and we have another election. US could use something like that

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Nevertoleave
      I don’t think we need another election...we just need to get this one certified and file cross complaints for wasting the courts time with all these BS, no proof, allegations.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 Před 3 lety

      @@Nevertoleave Or you could do some more dope and take a nap
      You could use something like that.

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube Před 3 lety +1

      It's worse than that, when Drumpf doesn't do his job he gets away with it *and* makes more money!

  • @chaseincats
    @chaseincats Před 3 lety +14

    We don't need to fulfill his demands for him to be removed.

  • @qaddireng777
    @qaddireng777 Před 3 lety +37

    I can't wait until I don't have to hear Trump's voice anymore.

  • @JustinSimpson
    @JustinSimpson Před 3 lety +134

    I love that T**** is censored whenever his tweets or mentions appear on screen.

    • @flyingpigmonkey1
      @flyingpigmonkey1 Před 3 lety +4

      Who?

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před 3 lety +5

      I think Stephen refuses to say the name of Prezzy McPrezFace ever again.

    • @0MasterOfFates0
      @0MasterOfFates0 Před 3 lety +2

      Gonna start doing this honestly. Treat his bitch ass like Voldemort.

    • @mellie3882
      @mellie3882 Před 3 lety +3

      @@0MasterOfFates0 Wow,rude much?How dare you insult Voldemort like that?

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Před 3 lety

      The downside is having to refer to him as 'the president'. Well, it's only for a little while.
      Q: How many asterisks does it take to get four asterisks in a CZcams comment? ******

  • @puckerbutton7025
    @puckerbutton7025 Před 3 lety +1240

    anybody else think its funny that trump keeps forcing himself on us
    even after we said no?

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 Před 3 lety +106

      We all know how those poor woman felt. 😰😰

    • @noctisea8074
      @noctisea8074 Před 3 lety +97

      Its uncomfortable, wrong and we need a therapist.

    • @dixie0625
      @dixie0625 Před 3 lety +64

      Thank goodness he hasn't figured out a way to grab us by the metaphorical 😿 yet!

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 Před 3 lety +10

      It's ironic that you don't seem to know the meaning of ironic.

    • @dixie0625
      @dixie0625 Před 3 lety +38

      @@sweiland75 It's like an orange fly in your chardonnay or a death row pardon two minutes too late... for the US

  • @mickibradshaw3214
    @mickibradshaw3214 Před 3 lety +12

    I love it when your wife is laughing in the background

  • @darrenbent7601
    @darrenbent7601 Před 3 lety +12

    I am absolutely loving the fact that at every opportunity you have erased whatsisname from your records. Good for you. We no longer need to acknowledge him ever again, whoever he was.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original Před 3 lety +1

      the elder woman voter in georgia who repubs accused of voting while dead said "i voted for biden, or more to the point, i voted ~against~ The Other One". 😂

  • @pauldecker4630
    @pauldecker4630 Před 3 lety +389

    "I want people to die because I'm pissed at their governor" is the kind of thing he's said he should hang in Brussels for.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 3 lety +6

      Brussels? the US is reality tv central. that would be actual reality tv. and since he cares about ratings, it would get the highest ratings ever.

    • @shake_shells11
      @shake_shells11 Před 3 lety +6

      He really hates New York

    • @EinChris75
      @EinChris75 Před 3 lety +8

      Just ask the French how they handled such ... individuals.

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop Před 3 lety +4

      He is a sociopath. Now that he won't need our vote anymore, who knows what he will do to this country before he leaves?

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy Před 3 lety +4

      @Ben Gower and when was the last time you had a face to face conversation with a cognisant human being?

  • @GordonFreemayne
    @GordonFreemayne Před 3 lety +41

    To be as classy about schadenfreude is my biggest dream. Stephen is really the right man for this job.

  • @rickybobby144
    @rickybobby144 Před 3 lety +3

    The commitment to the "he who must not be named" bit is commendable

  • @evanbarnes9984
    @evanbarnes9984 Před 3 lety +56

    A Million MAGA, a Million Moms... These conservative Christian nationalists really need some remedial education in counting.

    • @BLZ231
      @BLZ231 Před 3 lety +2

      Some of them do, but the ones in charge know full well that they’re full of shit, they’re just inflating the numbers to make themselves look bigger and more important then they really are in a transparent attempt to sucker in the gullible and get more attention then they would if they were honest about their numbers.

    • @jennysheets
      @jennysheets Před 3 lety +2

      Im surrounded by them where I live. Terrifying stupidity!

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 3 lety +2

      @chris younts I don't believe anyone understand's the philosophy of Jesus. If so why do we hold a grudge? Mock people? Treat each other worse than the animal kingdom? Why are people still bitching about DJT? Why are we splitting each other by race? Why are we always at war? Why do we steal cheat and lie? Disobey all the Ten Commandment's? Disrespect all authority? Show no compassion toward each other? If you read these comment's judgement is all you read. So do you think any of this pertain's any teaching's of Christ? I don't.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@sadiestoltzfus9798
      The key to religion is that you can believe whatever you _want_ to be true. You take Christianity one way, because you're a good person. Other Christians prefer their own way. But the fundamental problem with _all_ of this is faith-based thinking.
      Trump's supporters are nothing if not faith-based. That means they believe whatever they _want_ to be true, regardless of the evidence. And when it comes to their religion, liberal Christians do the same thing. So isn't it time that we became evidence-based?
      Isn't it time that we required good reasons - good evidence - _before_ believing stuff, rather than just going with whatever we were taught to believe as children and whatever we really, really _wish_ were true? I'm fine working with liberal believers on issues where we agree, but in this respect, you guys are still part of the problem, not part of the solution. Faith is a vice, not a virtue.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 3 lety

      @@Bill_Garthright For example you are taking faith in science correct? You put faith in your doctor's advice and treatment correct? If you choose not to put faith in a higher power that's your choice. Religious zealot's are few and far between. My sister is an off the wall crazy overboard Catholic. It's pathetic. Anyhow getting back to my point. Religion is a vice not faith. Faith and religion different. Wars in the middle east all due to religion. Religion or a certain way to worship is evil. The devil divides us with religion. I believe in God not Catholic, Baptist, Muslim on and on religion.

  • @shaungibbs8436
    @shaungibbs8436 Před 3 lety +34

    They should be held criminally liable.

  • @cepiloyo
    @cepiloyo Před 3 lety +34

    I love the redactions in quoted texts, and not saying his name anymore.

  • @mrKoncpom
    @mrKoncpom Před 3 lety +25

    There are four asterisks after "T" Why, I cannot fathom. "Turd" is spelled only with four letters.

    • @RandolphStranz
      @RandolphStranz Před 3 lety +1

      Besides some four letter word, there is now a five letter word (T+u#p) that you shouldn't say in polite company.

    • @Anonymum
      @Anonymum Před 3 lety +2

      Turdo
      The o is for orange

    • @sarahhardy8649
      @sarahhardy8649 Před 3 lety

      In the UK, “trump” means fart. Ironically, “trumpery” is flashy fakeness. He truly writes his own jokes, every time anyone says his name. .

    • @mrKoncpom
      @mrKoncpom Před 3 lety

      @@sarahhardy8649 Trrrrrump! Oh yes, sounds very suitable.Don't clench it, let it rip!

    • @danbuckig4564
      @danbuckig4564 Před 3 lety

      I keep assuming it means "Tramp"

  • @cjradenbaugh
    @cjradenbaugh Před 3 lety +4

    “A letter from your dad saying he loves you.” I lost it at that! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sunny25611
    @Sunny25611 Před 3 lety +12

    😳 As dire as things are right now, I sure appreciate the levity you bring into the situation Stephen! 😊

  • @pizzagogo6151
    @pizzagogo6151 Před 3 lety +26

    “Giant tsunami of criminal stupidity...! Ha that’s calling it like it is- well done Sir!

  • @kpizzleforizzle5541
    @kpizzleforizzle5541 Před 3 lety +2

    "And the landslide brought you down..." beautiful.

  • @lauriegingrich6495
    @lauriegingrich6495 Před 3 lety +10

    At this point we're literally better off not having a president until Jan 20 than having Trump. Same result, less public tantrums

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt Před 3 lety

      People can usually get by with no leader for quite a while, like driving on the freeway after taking your foot off the pedals. We coast. Bad leaders sink everyone fast. (Floor it, slam on the brakes, or spin the steering wheel for no good reason.)

  • @u2lemonhead
    @u2lemonhead Před 3 lety +66

    I love that they replaced every written instance of "Trump" with "T****". So great!

    • @ligeiaztomb2755
      @ligeiaztomb2755 Před 3 lety +4

      I will never write his name any other way, if I have to refer to him.

    • @lancewedor5306
      @lancewedor5306 Před 3 lety +1

      i caught that, too.

    • @vivekkashyap5282
      @vivekkashyap5282 Před 3 lety +3

      He will from now on be, he who shall not be named. THIS IS THE WAY.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 3 lety +1

      And his name was not spoken, either

  • @VenkatShastry2047
    @VenkatShastry2047 Před 3 lety +53

    And Americans have the audacity to call other countries third world. Fix yourself

    • @linden5165
      @linden5165 Před 3 lety

      And leaders of democracy...

    • @BoogieIRL
      @BoogieIRL Před 3 lety +1

      Damn

    • @timdegraw1784
      @timdegraw1784 Před 3 lety

      Do you see us hurrying towards new international conflicts in the past few years? No. We're trying to un-fuck our country from 2016 still....

  • @crobinso2010
    @crobinso2010 Před 3 lety +4

    The "Full Circle" joke was a delight. Thanks for that!

  • @-Anjel
    @-Anjel Před 3 lety +32

    I like how they censored his name and just called him their president, soon it'll be former president.

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 Před 3 lety +2

      And after that it'll be "Discount President."

    • @aryamik9722
      @aryamik9722 Před 3 lety

      @@christopherregan1654 hopefully it soon becomes deceased president

    • @ariannaellie3087
      @ariannaellie3087 Před 3 lety +2

      "i am jeopardising the lives of 11 million people for political reasons" ok, bye trump. enjoy prison.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 Před 3 lety +203

    We need to win the Senate, vote for Jon Ossoff and Reverend Raphael Warnock in Georgia on January 5th!

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 Před 3 lety +18

      Come on Georgia!

    • @shepherd5593
      @shepherd5593 Před 3 lety +1

      Cool but the real question is why is your picture a Xbox 360 avatar? lol

    • @TurbidTG1
      @TurbidTG1 Před 3 lety +11

      @@shepherd5593 Man I haven't changed that in years! If it ain't broke, don't fix it! xD

    • @Jedsa009
      @Jedsa009 Před 3 lety +15

      If Democrats take both seats, US Senate will be perfectly balanced, 48 Democrats + 2 Independences and 50 Republicans.
      Go Georgia. Bring balance to the Senate.

    • @bloodsheder99
      @bloodsheder99 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Jedsa009 The vice-president breaks the tie in the Senate.

  • @xyzzdoe3674
    @xyzzdoe3674 Před 3 lety +121

    Apparently he's known in the WH now as the "Lame Duck à l'Orange".

    • @davidparsons452
      @davidparsons452 Před 3 lety +4

      I prefer lame donald duck

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 Před 3 lety

      I love it! If I still had my FB profile I'd be plastering that all over the place!

    • @aynos629
      @aynos629 Před 3 lety

      Stephen, I always have loved your program but I can agree with what is being said of the Corona virus. I am definitely anti Trump, but in relation to the virus he seems to be ok, and so seem to be the people around apart from the low iq. I can't agree with Fauci. Could you and other outlets send journalists to do real investigative work, please? Because we are going to starve next year, plus it bothers me that I agree in some issues (Corona) with trumpsters

    • @macadoo1588
      @macadoo1588 Před 3 lety +1

      New secret service code name! 😆

    • @sherryawoo507
      @sherryawoo507 Před 3 lety +3

      Trump is just monumentally pissed that HIS abundant cheating DID NOT WORK. "Too big to rig. Too real to steal."

  • @jeannedigennaro6484
    @jeannedigennaro6484 Před 3 lety +32

    “You can’t give him”( Trump) “the standard cognition test, because the first question is, who is the president?” Hahaha!

  • @illtakethebox
    @illtakethebox Před 3 lety +7

    That puppet bit made everything ok for about 5 seconds, thanks

  • @ingridwheeler3180
    @ingridwheeler3180 Před 3 lety +423

    Does anyone else think that this current president does not take his actual ""work" seriously?
    I hope 2021 arrives as quickly as 2020 disappears.

    • @Theroha
      @Theroha Před 3 lety +9

      ... that's how New Year's Eve works.

    • @jo-vf8jx
      @jo-vf8jx Před 3 lety +19

      It’s been reported that he really doesn’t. When his people hold meetings for important things, he’s been reported to go completely off topic and make statements that have nothing to do with what’s being discussed. There’s been a few newspaper articles about such observations, one of which I think is from The New York Times.
      And I completely agree with you. And here’s hoping that 2021 is much better that 2020.

    • @tinaroberts5858
      @tinaroberts5858 Před 3 lety +4

      I hope I am wrong, but I think 2021 is going to make 2020 look like a walk in the park. I don't know why, I just have a bad feeling.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 Před 3 lety +2

      @PickingNamesSux Gotta keep those bone spurs limber

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 Před 3 lety

      @Maxwell Smart Kovid Kovid Kovid??

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 Před 3 lety +21

    Sooooo greatful to NOT see “it’s face” or the complete name.
    Thank you! You reduced my blood pressure by half!! I’ll live !

  • @honorliz31
    @honorliz31 Před 3 lety +4

    Canadian here! 👋🏻 I know it’s hard not to be with family over the holidays, but after we celebrated thanksgiving up here in October, we had a large increase in COVID-19 cases. Just stay home, have dinner with your household and visit virtually with other family members. It sucks but so much better to stay safe ❤️ wishing you all the best

  • @ZsaZsaUmbra
    @ZsaZsaUmbra Před 3 lety +34

    "Woman explaining why she's gonna call the cops on this barbecue."

    • @cassandralyman7242
      @cassandralyman7242 Před 3 lety +1

      "There's a complete vacuum of leadership, and not only because the president sucks".

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy Před 3 lety +247

    This is why when people say he's your President I tell them, no he isn't.. He said it all the time he's not and only for those who support him.. Here's your proof..

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 Před 3 lety +14

      That and he cleared his schedule lol. Kind of hard to call him president when he's not doing the work that a president is expected to do...
      I'm a plumber but all I do is golf. So am I really a plumber? lol
      But whatever. Good point though. Meanwhile biden says he'll be a president for everyone. Even the dumb ass trimpers lol.

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Před 3 lety

      He is still your president (currently) whether he has your best interests in mind or not. The same way Biden will be my president, come next year. Just because you don't like the current president doesn't make them not your president.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před 3 lety +3

      And even so, he's said himself that he hates his voters, too.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Před 3 lety +5

      Soon enough we'll be able to tell them that Joe Biden is THEIR President. I bet their heads explode.

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Před 3 lety

      @@Surge1077 I'm a republican, right here, above you saying Joe will be my president >_< yes, my head has surely exploded. I don't carry double standards, maybe you should do the same.

  • @ston3kill3r
    @ston3kill3r Před 3 lety +129

    I wish twitter would block Trumps account all together

    • @pamelahornick8108
      @pamelahornick8108 Před 3 lety +3

      No, then we wouldn't know his level of crazy and what he believes is going on. 🤣🙃

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Před 3 lety +8

      He’d just move to Parler and that’s already a vat of batshit insanity.

    • @sammij7863
      @sammij7863 Před 3 lety

      But that's all he knows how to do. Take that away and the tantrum will be off the rickter scale.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless Před 3 lety +2

      Altogether = entirely or completely.
      All together = collectively.

    • @whistletoe
      @whistletoe Před 3 lety +3

      Apparently they might after his term officially ends

  • @errcoche
    @errcoche Před 3 lety +2

    When my boss was away on vacation I brought in a Hoover upright and placed it at his desk as "Leadership Vacuum". We just left it there when he got back. We wish he was the kind of boss who would do anything about it.

  • @elleirenex3
    @elleirenex3 Před 3 lety +3

    Disposable utensils prevent having to wash & closely come in contact with utensils that have been in someone else's mouth. Not a terrible idea if you have guests from another household.

  • @anmolbhotika1550
    @anmolbhotika1550 Před 3 lety +632

    The best part of this clip is censoring Trump's name.

    • @braydenweiss2180
      @braydenweiss2180 Před 3 lety +15

      I love it but did I miss him saying something about why he's doing this?

    • @cindy-ml7vo
      @cindy-ml7vo Před 3 lety +67

      @@braydenweiss2180 a couple of days ago. Why say his name, if he doesn't respect democracy, the election, President elect, etc

    • @MW-tt6wb
      @MW-tt6wb Před 3 lety +58

      It's probably the best way to deny a narcissist...blur out their identity and act as if they don't exist.

    • @braydenweiss2180
      @braydenweiss2180 Před 3 lety +11

      @@cindy-ml7vo awesome thanks! Must've just missed that episode.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Před 3 lety +17

      I call him Donald cause he likes to coast on his last name.
      Or Dishonest Don since he spent so long trying to compare himself to Honest Abe. When people try to use those lame nicknames he likes use to deflect his short comings I call him Dishonest Don back

  • @CharlieMcowan
    @CharlieMcowan Před 3 lety +22

    "Contact your government representatives. For best results, don't threaten to kidnap them".
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phineasthegreat2402
    @phineasthegreat2402 Před 3 lety +11

    I have a t-shirt that says “I fill my bong with Republicans tears”....it’s one of my favorites. 😁

    • @tedunguent156
      @tedunguent156 Před 3 lety

      I would expect nothing less from a Colbert viewer. Smoking weed is better than knowing what's going on. Right?

    • @YellowSpaceMarine
      @YellowSpaceMarine Před 3 lety +1

      @@tedunguent156 Oh yeah it's impossible to do both. You reactionaries really don't have a very warped view of the world

    • @tedunguent156
      @tedunguent156 Před 3 lety +1

      @@YellowSpaceMarine You're right, I don't have a warped view of the world.

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 Před 3 lety +2

    The Fleetwood Mac gag was pure Gold!! 😂😂😂 6:51

  • @vanteal
    @vanteal Před 3 lety +11

    I love these live takes with no do over's. He's gotta keep a straight face and keep going when he screwes up. It just feels more genuine and more funny.

  • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
    @BrianSmith-ez9kj Před 3 lety +6

    "Third Sister from Frozen who actually wanted the Town to Die" Hahahahaha

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před 3 lety +5

    I’m diggin’ how they’re doing T****...

  • @traceywhitney1272
    @traceywhitney1272 Před 3 lety +8

    "And the landslide brought you down." 😂😂

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 Před 3 lety +137

    The Karen who is holding up Biden's transition team is looking for a job, lmafao

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 Před 3 lety +7

      Since she's not doing hers.....

    • @DuchessofEarlGrey
      @DuchessofEarlGrey Před 3 lety

      It would be awesome if someone "promises" her a job, then when the time comes, drops her like a hot potato.

  • @heathersambrook5889
    @heathersambrook5889 Před 3 lety +17

    Off topic, but I really like his shirt. Like a shiny purple.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 Před 3 lety +1

      I like the fabric but the color makes him look washed out

  • @Prairiesrock
    @Prairiesrock Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for getting me through this nightmare with truth and hilarity! Love you forever!

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G

    Trump's like that tenant that trashes their apartment before they are evicted. Sadly, he’ll make sure we all lose.😠

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před 3 lety +7

      still 4 more years 😂😂😂

    • @rebecca8525
      @rebecca8525 Před 3 lety +108

      @@tuyenle8107 of you being in denial

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 Před 3 lety +82

      @@tuyenle8107 FINAL NOTICE, donate to Trump's 'stop the steal' campaign -- donations under $8k can be used by Trump for personal expenses,

    • @theactualbajmahal833
      @theactualbajmahal833 Před 3 lety +71

      Don Jr and Kimberly are coked up and ripping the copper pipes out of the WH at this very moment.

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 Před 3 lety +49

      @@jp89il oh, okay -- start with the rich

  • @StephenTreiber
    @StephenTreiber Před 3 lety +23

    I LOST IT at the Fleetwood Mac jokes.

  • @grejen711
    @grejen711 Před 3 lety +2

    Love how they're spelling it "T***" everywhere

  • @SpyroTheGerudo
    @SpyroTheGerudo Před 3 lety +2

    "you can still drink from your Liberal Tears mug, but just know they will be tears of joy" I felt that!

  • @annablue2799
    @annablue2799 Před 3 lety +158

    I love that he just called trump suporters snowflakes.

    • @lynneceegee8726
      @lynneceegee8726 Před 3 lety +7

      I’m really enjoying doing that, Anna. You lost get used to it is also something I’m enjoying saying.

    • @annablue2799
      @annablue2799 Před 3 lety +10

      @@lynneceegee8726 " I 'm so sorry you'r in love with a man you never met. " is also a good phrase.

    • @MCAndyT
      @MCAndyT Před 3 lety +7

      But not in a mean way - "they are unique and beautiful..."

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Před 3 lety +2

      @@MCAndyT except for the fact it's totally meant in a mean way.

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks Před 3 lety +11

      Trump is the biggest snowflake ever. He's obsessed with how special he thinks he is, and he's incredible fragile-the quintessence of the "can dish it out, but can't take it" mindset.

  • @branjosnow6244
    @branjosnow6244 Před 3 lety +67

    "You can still drink from your liberal tears mug, but now they're tears of joy" 😭😂🤣

  • @psleep4255
    @psleep4255 Před 3 lety +1

    Omg. You’re the best. You got me through the last 4 years. You made me laugh when all I could do was scream at NPR every time T**** spoke. I’ve mastered the art of quickly turning off my radio or TV with lightening speed. It’ll be nice to watch the news without the remote in my hand. ❤️🙌🏻🙏🏻

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 Před 3 lety +3

    "We don't mean it that way."
    Yes, we do.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 3 lety +43

    Can't wait for common sense to officially come back on January 20th

    • @alecnolastname4362
      @alecnolastname4362 Před 3 lety +1

      @PickingNamesSux yeah I really don’t see how Joe Biden has anything to do with common sense...
      Please for the love of everything that is good, stop electing senile old people into office.
      - sincerely
      The rest of the world, well maybe not china or russia. But yeah you know what I meen.

  • @johnnycarrillo2403
    @johnnycarrillo2403 Před 3 lety +27

    Do the words negligent homicide mean anything to anybody

    • @aetch77
      @aetch77 Před 3 lety +2

      Negligent genocide? Crimes against humanity?

  • @junerdz
    @junerdz Před 3 lety +4

    Has anybody else noticed that Stephen has been looking much more cheerful since the election?

  • @brianford5180
    @brianford5180 Před 3 lety

    I MUST be breaking laughter decibel records!!!!! Colbert n crew have saved my sanity!

  • @k3nny111
    @k3nny111 Před 3 lety +10

    "T****" Damn, I love it. I really hope that's becoming a thing.

  • @WeaselJCD
    @WeaselJCD Před 3 lety +11

    Stephen is the only late night show host who can pull off this new post COVID/no live audience format. His timing and jokes are spot on. He still is one of the best out there!

    • @shiindaisuke3159
      @shiindaisuke3159 Před rokem

      @WeaselJCD Agreed. He's also far more balanced when he roasts people with his jokes. He doesn't play favorites even with his favorites. Contrary to what some might claim of him. I like that about him. He's also fair in regards to being honest about people he doesn't like. He doesn't just lash out like some comedians. He'll even defend people he doesn't like provided it's factual, & justified. He's good people as the saying goes.

  • @chrisriceco
    @chrisriceco Před 3 lety +1

    The spray bottle is my favorite! Get outta' here! Get!

  • @James7Bond007
    @James7Bond007 Před 3 lety

    "...and the landslide brought you down!" - I love it!!!

  • @willowmoon5063
    @willowmoon5063 Před 3 lety +4

    We had 80 degree weather a week ago, my family and I had Thanksgiving outside. Social distance, bonfire, each brought our own favorite meals. Lol! It was weird, it was fun and something we won't forget. I'm blessed to have had the opportunity to do it with my family. Now actual Thanksgiving day is all for me to relax.

  • @jamesfrank3213
    @jamesfrank3213 Před 3 lety +54

    T**** is how we should refer to T***** from here on out forever....No library, no documentaries, nothing.

    • @darrenbent7601
      @darrenbent7601 Před 3 lety

      And what is that Hotel that used to live in again...? I've forgotten the name of that one too.

    • @Chris.Pontius
      @Chris.Pontius Před 3 lety +3

      No. This, like the 2nd WW should never be forgotten. Learn from your mistakes America.

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 Před 3 lety

      @@Chris.Pontius agreed!

    • @dryboneskirby
      @dryboneskirby Před 3 lety +1

      @@Chris.Pontius Gotta agree with you on this one chief

    • @fritzfiedler1807
      @fritzfiedler1807 Před 3 lety +1

      In my father's time and people, it was considered a sin to dignify evil. The names of terrible people would be spoken in a code. I never heard my father say Adolf's name: he called him the "little shite". So T**** in my view is just fine. Peace

  • @dentarthurdent42
    @dentarthurdent42 Před 3 lety +9

    Trumpy Dumpy sat on a wall
    Trumpy Dumpy had a great fall
    All the king's horses and all the king's men
    Couldn't put Trumpy together again

    • @fanatamon
      @fanatamon Před 3 lety +1

      Hes all over the place like a madmans shit.

  • @enmay8841
    @enmay8841 Před 3 lety

    the hostage demands...HILARIOUS!!!!! I'm DEAD

  • @flybefree
    @flybefree Před 3 lety +16

    Australia had 25 new Covid cases last week. That’s like the USA having 320 new cases. National leadership matters.

    • @lindajude6505
      @lindajude6505 Před 3 lety +1

      And the toilet paper is flying off the shelves again... we take this shit seriously man 🙂

    • @HobertMallow
      @HobertMallow Před 3 lety

      Not to defend Trump, but it's basically summer in Australia. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to compare it to the US right now.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 Před 3 lety

      @@HobertMallow it's hot in Florida too but we still have rising cases so maybe Trump just sucks

    • @HobertMallow
      @HobertMallow Před 3 lety

      @@athenajaxon2397 Trump definitely sucks, but we can't compare oranges to apples, otherwise we are no better than his supporters.

    • @flybefree
      @flybefree Před 3 lety

      @@HobertMallow That's worse because Trump has had months to prepare for the US winter. Covid hit at the start of the Australian winter when there was very little known about it and we were caught totally unprepared with PPE, testing, public education etc. Trump's response has been sub-standard and there have been thousands of unnecessary deaths because of it.

  • @Shastaphirre
    @Shastaphirre Před 3 lety +71

    Wait so Trump hasn't attended a task force meeting since his failure of a rally on June 17?

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 3 lety +14

      He was working on his healthcare plan!
      The bigliest healthcare plan.

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 Před 3 lety +1

      @@telectronix1368 Watching from NZ - why would New York not get vaccine - I know Trump has no respect for the Governor - but surely he can't just with hold it. - or are they accessing from other source. Thanks.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Před 3 lety +9

      @@telectronix1368 Ah yes, the health care plan he announced would be ready by the end of July. Sorry, August. Sorry, September. Sorry, October. Sorry, before the election...
      Well, I guess it got held up while it was rounding all those corners.

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua Před 3 lety +2

      @@joanne4758 He actually can't. He's just grand-standing and being a loudmouth bully, as usual.

    • @GarthTheDestroyer
      @GarthTheDestroyer Před 3 lety +1

      Guess not. But let's be real here, would his presence have had any meaningful impact on those meetings?

  • @williamdavis8855
    @williamdavis8855 Před 3 lety +1

    Genius show.. Comedic timing was impeccable!! 😂

  • @pstomlinson1
    @pstomlinson1 Před 3 lety +3

    "Break out your blender. We recommend a bottle of bourbon and a pint of fudge brownie ice cream to make what we called... breakfast."
    I feel personally called out.

  • @GoGreen1977
    @GoGreen1977 Před 3 lety +39

    "We may have policy differences...?" There are lot more differences between Trump and cronies and Biden and his advisors, like honor, decency, integrity, intelligence, and respect for our Constitution and Presidential norms and traditions.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +153

    Anyone else notice the change in Trump's hair? It went from gold to silver because he came in second!

  • @chrisralston2654
    @chrisralston2654 Před 3 lety +1

    That was a great monologue! Thank you!

  • @isturma
    @isturma Před 3 lety +11

    Whoever on your staff started censoring the word "T****" and mosaiced his face in this vid, needs an award. You are doing God's work.

    • @tedunguent156
      @tedunguent156 Před 3 lety

      Colbert's child-like audience is easily amused and mislead.

    • @isturma
      @isturma Před 3 lety

      @@tedunguent156 *misled. Easy mistake by someone who lacks education.

  • @Kaotiqua
    @Kaotiqua Před 3 lety +58

    If I wanna see a giant inter-generational cluster, I look at the White House.

    • @msannthrope_2049
      @msannthrope_2049 Před 3 lety +2

      🔥🔥🔥💯👍

    • @alisonfriedman5288
      @alisonfriedman5288 Před 3 lety

      That’s very true! Although in all honesty, the number of people at the White House (including those that come to attend rose garden events) isn’t even a fraction of the Times Square crowd on NYE

  • @reforest4fertility
    @reforest4fertility Před 3 lety +12

    Stephen, it's called criminal negligence. Crimes of omission, the ones most overlooked.

  • @anjiharrell6175
    @anjiharrell6175 Před 3 lety +2

    I seriously can not love this enough! 🥰❤️❣️💞💓💗💖💝

  • @-Hunter240x
    @-Hunter240x Před 3 lety

    "And a Landslide brought you down" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😃😃😀😀😁😁

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +62

    The electorate have spoken. When will Little Donny learn that no means no?

    • @mipoorboy1478
      @mipoorboy1478 Před 3 lety +7

      He never will. This www.loser.com will be crying about this election till the day he dies. He truly is one of the worst people ever. Everyday he keeps Biden’s transition team from the Covid information, you know-the one he never goes and sees, is another day that they have to work on it. Where is the outrage??? When someone does in those transition days that Trump has freaking stolen, he should be held accountable.

    • @mactire6045
      @mactire6045 Před 3 lety +9

      He has learned. He knows he lost. He is just running a fundraising scam and getting his followers riled up for whatever he does after. Probably a far right wing TV network.

    • @edgy_username
      @edgy_username Před 3 lety +4

      Just ask his previous wives that question.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hotpursuit176
      Practice what you preach troll

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 Před 3 lety

      December 14th, unfortunately

  • @uneedatray
    @uneedatray Před 3 lety +61

    " There's a complete 'Vacuum' of leadership, and not just because the President 'Sucks' " Saw what you did there 😃

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 3 lety +3

      Thanks! That pun slipped completely by me.

    • @juacey
      @juacey Před 3 lety +2

      Huh...I just saw that

    • @WoodysAR
      @WoodysAR Před 3 lety +3

      oh! LOL _I knew that..._

  • @spaceman9599
    @spaceman9599 Před 3 lety +1

    Where were all those 'Stop the Count' chanters back when we needed them, i.e. Mediaeval Transylvania?!