Asmongold LOSES IT while watching "Harry Potter with Guns"
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- čas přidán 11. 02. 2023
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Hagrid: "You are an American Harry" hands him a 9mm
Nah an AR 15 better
Glockwarts Legacy
if harry potter's franchise was american:
*HERESY INFRON OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JOHN MOSES BROWNING. GIVE HIM A 1911 IN 45. ACP*
.45 ACP
Harry Potter and the Second Amendment
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Harry Potter and the chamber of Bullets
Harry Potter and the chamber is loaded
based on true story
@@odond36 BRO 😂
Hermoine executing Nevile to maintain their cover is hilarious.
Nevile was never seen again.
Hermione: "Good, that's one less loose end"
Nevile got smoked 🔫
@@alvianekka80wizard-06 requesting into holding pattern
Neuville isn't relevant anyways
"You're a Texan Harry" - Hagrid
Yeehaw damn right
The philosopher's scope
The bullet chamber of secrets
The prisoner of az-Kablam
The goblet of misfire (cedric didn't properly maintain his firearm)
The order of the phoenix 9mm
The half clip prince
The deathly hollowpoints
The deathly hollowpoints part 2: reloaded
Halfclip prince 💀💀😭
LMAO it hurt my belly of how much I laughed at your comment man
This fucking got me good
The 9mm of the Phoenix
This would have been so much better!😄
That first scene makes Dumbledore look like a psychopath, just walking down the street and blasting street lamps with his pistol. I love it.
Just a regular tweaker
He's probably on crack
Sanest homeless man
He's just a Vietnam vet having some trauma, pretty normal old-timer antics
At least it wasn't Homer Simpson.
Alohomora is lowkey the best part. You can even steal this without the use of guns. Imagine kicking a door in and shouting 'Alohomora' first.
"Alohomora, Muthafucker!"🦵
"Dammit Carl, read another book"
@@edgarazevedo1306 Samuel L. Jackson must approve.
I want to do this now
millenial shaft
I always wondered in the Harry Potter world what would be more deadly: a muggle with a gun or a wizard? The thing about guns is that the bullets move faster than a wizard would be able to think or react to. So if the muggle had the element of surprise he would likely win.
Most likely. It ultimately depends on both parties. Someone who has never fired a gun before might have trouble with a skilled wizard. But a military trained sniper would take out pretty much anyone before they could react.
JK Rowling actually answered that a long time ago, stating that a man wth a shotgun can generally shoot much faster than a wizard can cast a spell
yes but expelliarmus and lot of other spells could beat a gun given enough time to cast
@@tiborklein5349i will definitely learn wind magic for laundry.
@@silksongreleasedate5883 Spray and pray beats shouting spells
I love how Hermoine is just a menace with a gun...
She's muggleborn so she's got the skills in her blood
Biblically accurate
Hope she'd do me too
Its pretty in character tbh
Neville, I'm really really sorry about this _blam_
as a kid i always found it weird that voldemort didnt just get a gun and shot harry. like yeah hes the boy who survived but i doubt the boy who survived is gonna survive a 9mm to the dome KKonaW
You think a racist wizard would use muggle weapons ?
Missed the whole as a kid part. Really adds context
KKwhat?
@@ceshmate1953 if it gets the job done, why not?
@@ceshmate1953 they should be coz I doubt even Wizard can survive nuclear weapon.
“You need earplugs, Harry”
“I’m what?”
"Remember, Switching between your wand and your guns is much faster than casting a spell "
Dark Arts Professor ~John Price~
the balance between absolutely disturbing and knee slapping hilarity is perfect. 10/10 shots in the air.
Welcome harry, to buy a gun alley
Lol this is what happens when you allow a wizarding school to open up in Texas lol
@@tylersoto7465 As a Texan, can confirm.
Surprisingly way safer than actual Hogwarts.
@@tylersoto7465Now that’s a movie I would line up to watch.
_"Dobby is free!"_
*_[Concerning click of sudden safety removal.]_*
_"Master gave Dobby a glock!"_
Glocks have no external safety
"Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this"
has the same energy as "look at the flowers"
Friendly reminder that in the books it is said that Sirius Black killed a bunch of Death Eaters with a "loud metal wand" that went "bang"
Sirius pulled a fuckin' gun on em. Yes, this is canon.
I almost perfectly remember the line in the book going: "rumours have it that he is carrying a gun (a sort of metal wand Muggles use to kill each other)"
Granted, this is a re-translation, but I can support this comment
The Daily Prophet claimed he was carrying a "fire-leg", aka a gun, in book 3 after his escape from Azkaban, but it was definitely never stated that he used it to kill anyone, never mind a bunch of death eaters two books later.
I mean, the death spell is pretty much just a voice activated gun.
Death spell to the knee is very different from a bullet to the knee.
@@pranayravi9449 Yeah, one kills you painlessly.
Except using a gun on a baby at point blank would’ve worked better than the death spell apparently
Bullets are faster than words. Im not sure if wizard have super reflexes but i doubt they would see a bullet. 🤔 This need more science research man
@@emanuelperez3595 Now imagine someone drinking Felix Felicis before a gunfight.
This isn't just a small video by the way. They did the entire movie and it's fantastic
I still do have it on my HDD :D
“They”
Man I hate how everyone loves this but no one knows who made it. Russ Stephan spent so much time on this project lol
@@tedlessthan3 I mean I DO know who made it, but it's way easier to just use a neutral term to get the point across because the point of my message was to discuss the fact that it was an entire film, not the people who made it
Where can we find the full movie?
@@Banana_boat good question , I’d like to know that as well
“You’re American, harry.”
I watched it with my friends. Long story short, I was the only one who had a great time. My friends thought it was underwhelming because it was just regular Harry Potter but with guns edited in. Like, what did they expect?!?! A completely new movie? Creating this as is must have been a lot of work already!
Honestly I found it underwhelming too, not necessarily because they did a bad job on it but rather because Philosopher's Stone is such a slow-paced movie and the gun edits are so few and far between that you just zone out after a while of nothing happening, so I prefer the short version for condensing the essence of it into a few minutes. Yes, there are a couple of great moments that aren't in the video but once you've seen this vid you're not really missing much
Honestly the slow pacing is what made it so funny for us. It's best to watch it with friends who like the movies or were planning to watch them all anyways like a marathon. There's enough time between the edits that sometimes you forget there are changes as your just enjoying the movie and then blam Hermione fucking caps Neville with a revolver and everyone loses it.
I'm not really a harry potter person, but even if i were, this would probably get old pretty quick. It'll be funny for like the first 20 minutes but at some point, you'll just be watching the movie
I lost it the first time I saw it too. Laughed out loud when Hermione goes, "Neville, I'm really really sorry about this...," then pulls a pistol and blows him away. Then Ron is like, "You're a little scary sometimes." lol 🤣
And that's how Ron met his future wife
@@alexanderlow919
A shotgun wedding for sure 😂.
*was kidnapped by his future wife.
Thanks sssniperwolf 😁
Thank you for summerising, otherwise we'd have no idea which scene where Hermoine kills Neville you were referring to
The fact this is an actual full made film.
WAIT IT IS? LMAOOO
@@d4s0n282 Yeah, its on HBO bro
@@d4s0n282 oh yeah there's a lot of fan made edits out there like this, that's completely full on movies, I think I remember seeing the full movie of this on a reddit forum years ago
@@d4s0n282 its on odysee
Shoutout to coldmirror's parodies. Still cite them to this day.
1:28 the guy almost dropping the nunchunks is deeply underated.
"If Harry Potter was American" is always so funny! 😂
Potter when Voldemort rolls up" Ain't no secrets in this chamber bitch"
"The only things in this chamber are bullets with your name."
Underrated comment
I always found it funny how the Wizarding World of Harry Potter was so convinced that they could simply conquer the muggles. Yet they didn’t know the function of rubber duck. I’d like to see them understand the function of AH-64 Apache helicopter.
I really wish there was an american equivalent wizarding school that uses caster guns like outlaw star instead of wands.
Bruh, its easy to dispatch an apache helicopter with magic, just throw it some avada kddavra and the pilot is dead
@@mike7546 would it even go through the glass?
@jacthing1 if it doesnt then it would probably destroy the glass, avada kedavra does seem to break objects.
If the killing spell is too hard to use, since it does work depending on the user's will, a simpler magic like transfiguration (something everyone in hogwarts knows to do). Transfiguring the propeller blades to wood or even bubbles would probably instantly destroy a chopper.
Plus if the ministry and the magic world really wanted to destroy human governments, i bet they could do it easily, after all dementors can only be stopped by a patronus charm
Or artillary, nukes even.
Grindelwald's Protego Diabolica is the largest AoE effecting spell and it wouldve taken hours to burn down Paris.
Even 1942 nukes would be nigh instant.
As a Harry Potter fan, this video was pure gold. Every single time they used the guns I laughed so hard.😆
Nevil had it coming you know🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Harry Potter if it had guns would be unironically a really bad ass magical world
Damn Hermione taught Neville a Smith & Lesson
Underrated comment 👌
I don't man ... the point of a lesson is supposed to be that you're gonna remember it.
@@tacitozetticci9308 Take it to heart and it will be a lesson you'll never forget
Hahahaha
My favorite part about this is how Vernon is literally threatening Harry’s life with a literal gun, and still adds in that he’s not gonna have meals for a week.
Technically the truth
"I will watch as you starve to death, or I could shoot you now"
Gun Vernon is actually better than the film version, starvation is kinda rough.
1:38 this scene never fails to crack me up!
As a 10 years old kid around 2000 or 2001, I had a passion for Harry Potter, and I tried to imagine what it could look like if Harry and his friends were wizzards, but in a Western context, or a pirate's movie. 10 years old me is so happy to watch this. ^^
Ah yes, the old levitating a feather by shooting it into the air with bullets trick. Done that one a few times myself. 🙂
usually the feathers are already in the air when you shoot them...
At what point did the feather die though? Coz that's alot of bullets.
@@Sifter2Kbullets dont hit the feather, they create a low pressure zone behind them and pull the feather into the space where the bullet travelled as long as its nearby. This mostly pulls the feather to the side, but that movement creates a lifting force which also pushes them up.
At least, I'd assume this is how it works. I've never shot feathers before.
This was my favorite part. Devil May Cry enemy juggling with Ebony and Ivory
You go far enough back in time and this would still be seen as magic
I prefer napalm
To some I still is.
Like imagine living on an island and seeing this Giant loud bird, that then lands, and out pops these, things. And then after you deal with them you find all this weird stuff, and a funny stick. But the stick makes a l o u d sound and launches something. Reallllly hard. And it h u r t s
Magic is just science that can't be explained yet.
@@Oxley016more like magic is any phenomenon science cannot explain yet
please make more of this... this is brilliant! 😂
Even if you watch like Voldemort’s (whose suppose to be a top tier sorcerer) and notice things like reaction time + spell changing + wand swiping you’d notice wizards are sitting ducks in front modern guns. John wick has enough time to put 3 bullets in his head before he can finish a spell
The gun pointing at Harry’s head by his uncle was hilarious lol
Yeah:):)
now... if theres ANY funny business.....
But also kinda weird since they’re Europeans and not Americans (or wizards according to the fake version of the British)
when you realize voldemort could've turned this 7 book novel series into a 3 paragraph essay....
"so anyway i started blasting"
lol
I can imagine Voldemort pull up with AK-47, and start blasting.
Voldemort was too fixated on using the Unforgivable Nun-chucks. In the end, that turned out to be his downfall.
@@usernamealreadytaken9330 Avada-Kedavra-47 goes brrr .
Okey you got me at the " alohomora" and shots at the lock...
This is better than the original harry potter honestly
The funniest part for me was Voldemort almost dropping the nunchucks 🤣
I thought Harry is going to pull out a gun, like in that that Indiana Jones movie where Indi is facing a swordman.
@@alvianekka80 Damn lol that's a good callback
thats not voldemort is it?
It's Quireldemort
@k90v85 yeah its barely alive voldemort in the dark forest
Lol the headshot on Neville while hermione is apologizing had me dying 😂
Zero hesitation 😂
**bap** on the head.
Gotta love the blood splatter added in
Well She sayed at least sorry
"Nothing personal, kid"
Me and my buddies watched the full movie when it came out. Too perfect, aha. I cant believe whoever made this went all the way 😂
“Harry have you mark your seal in there!” *Dumbledore loads his gun calmly*
* Blowing away gun-smoke from the barrel * Dumbledore responded calmly.
Movie version: “HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR TAG IN THE GOBLET OF MISFIRE!?!” Dumbledore runs up to Harry and points a 0.357 Magnus at Harry’s head. “Didja ask one o’va other students to do it for ya!?”
It should be renamed, Harry Potter and the field trip to America.
Dirty Harry and the Chamber of Six Shots
They aren't good enough shots. My buddy's kids could outshoot them :)
Harry Potter and the Second Amendment.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's shotgun
Dirty Harry and the 6 chamber Magnum!
i never knew i needed something so much in my life. but these versions of harry potter are it haha
Sometimes I watch Harry Potter and think "a gun would probably be more effective than a wand in here" like, a gun is going to do the same thing as Avada Kedavra, but at least with a gun you don't need to worry about entering a beam struggle.
I actually was so hyped when this came out that I actually downloaded it 2 hours after it came out. so I have the entire movie of harry potter with guns. and its amazing. the whole 2 hours and 31 minutes of this movie having guns instead of magic its so amazing
may i knoiw where to download it?
Can u reupload it?
it's kinda funny that it was to battle gun violence in movies but it made me love guns more
@@wingzzzzy isn't fucked up how that shit works lmao its like growing up with D.A.R.E. just to sell t shirts of D.A.R.E. memes
@@anthonyzullo I don't think so as gun violence is always becouse people are violent and not becouse guns kill people , people kill people.
0:59 laughing hard here.
" Yer a Texan, Harry !!''
Watched this in VRchat the first time I tried mushrooms. Weird as hell but definitely a memorable experience.
When I saw this, the Neville scene fucking killed me. Just the juxtaposition between him meekly raising his fists and saying he'll "fight her" and her just pulling out a 9mm and killing him outright in response is too much.
EDIT: You fucking pervs xD
It wasnt a 9mm. Stop trying to sound like you know shit about guns lol
Phrasing
@@MayfWasHere I didn't even realize there was a non pervy way to read that
got here too late
I'm so confused. Was "killing him outright" originally worded as "blowing him" or something? Like what?
1:46 when she puts the gun away 😂
Hagrid: You are a gunman Harry
Funny thing about this is that i was told that the same person apparently remade the entire first film with guns, and this was the trailer for it
That voldemort with the nuncucks part killed me 🤣
He almost dropped them like in real life 🤣🤣🤣
Wood getting blasted off his broom with the double-barrel was what got me rolling
0:58 it's interesting how everyone's reaction to that is eyes getting wide like "ooooooooh shit" even though we know it's just some video someone made 😂 the train leaving at the end about killed me.
You gotta love Asmon’s laugh reactions.
Hermoine shooting Neville dead...you see it coming from a mile away and it still absolutely *SLAYS* you. 🤣
OMG that was way more hilarious than I expected. The part when Harry's on the train just shooting bullets into the air is such a mood.
I was digging for this comment. Harry hanging out of the train firing his gun into the air is pure bliss.
laugjing nonstop all the way throught lmao
The nunchuck fumble got me.
0:37 nice Wizard Eagle
0:46 Dis Nuts 🤣
For anyone who thinks that guns aren't a threat to wizards just remember the original owner of the elder wand had his throat cut with a knife lol..
Hagrid: "You're a gunner, Harry."
2:03 THE WHAT GAVE HIM THE GUN💀
"and he just gave him the gun"
Haha, big synchronicity here. Last week, I tried to get Chat GPT to write me a short story of how Dumbledore kept a gun in his desk because he secretly distrusts wands. It initially wouldn't. I said suppose it was for altruistic reasons. It then told how Dubledore kept a gun to protect the school from a villan impervious to magic. I laughed picturing the high hour with Dubledoor pulling it from his desk, cocking it back, saying, "No more fucking around."
Basically you said "Dear robot you wouldn't understand, it's for scientific purposes for the good of humanity. There are dying people out there who need to know."
But man, a villain who is impervious to magic would’ve been cool af
@@abhisheklama1393 an american would be a good example of a villain impervious to magic
When harry waves goodbye on the train 😂
That Neville headshot always gets me 🤣
I'm surprised they never thought about making magical items out of guns.
Make guns out of magical items
Because Hogwarts is in the UK, not the US
The video game Arcanum explored this concept. Someone who became more adept at magic would break the laws of physics around them. You could probably do some fun magical stuff if you negated friction but then how would you operate a gun?
I wished there was guns with magic power for people who couldn't learn magic or muggle
Isn’t it canon that there is a whole ministry checking for items from outside the wizarding world being imbued with magic? The one that employs Ron’s dad or something
1:28 death eater in flash gordons voice: I wouldn't wanna fight me neither!
“You’re a shooter Harry”
This is soooo genuinely hilarious and tummy ticklingg
0:47 at this legendary moment look at the face of that dude with shot gun🤣🤣🤣🤣
This time stamp is amazing, spam clicking it brings me endless joy
1:40 💀
I need the full version! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can still find the whole movie on the high seas
1:19
The *cool* after shooting is always so hilarious.
I wish I could have at least 1% of Asmon's enjoyment
It's easy. Just don't use social media and that's it.
maybe 1% of his money would help with that, lol.
@@mauree1618 If you were rich you’d still be miserable 🤭🤭🤭
Or become a youtuber
@@mauree1618 it's not about the money it's about appreciating what you have or else no will ever be happy
0:09
LMAAAAAOOO
love the numchuck part
This had me in stitches. Seriously though, this is why muggles and wizards can't mix in the stories. One SAS sniper could've ended Voldemort's Wizarding War pretty quickly... Probably a big reason why Fantastic Beasts didn't do as well as expected.
Keep in mind Voldemort had a grand total of 7 1-ups in his back pocket. No amount of gunfire would kill him entirely.
@@megaman37456 Just need an 8-round magazine...
@@NoobsofFredo That's not how it works...
Okay so keep killing him over and over again from dozens of miles away where only a scope could even hope to see the sniper and make sure to get all the followers so he can’t get a new body and just in case launch a smear campaign against him
@@shadowpup3016 That wouldn't work either, first off Voldemorts Horcruxes aren't a 1 time use, as long as they exist he cannot be killed. The Horcruxes can only be destroyed by extremely niche magical means, so guns wouldn't help you there.
As for killing his followers, he has hundreds of thousands, you'd be dead before you made a dent in their numbers.
As for stopping people from getting him a new body, that won't work either as Voldemort when his body is destroyed is able to survive as a Ghostly apparition, thus being able to talk more people onto his side if need be.
Fun fact: this is actually a leaked footage of their first run but they saw how gruesome it is so they hired underpaid vfx artist to replace guns with harmless woodstick, thats why the hands here are more realistic than the actual movie
1:16 Snape: "Dumbledore trusted you... I thought I could, too. So why in bloody hell does Voldemort know you!?"
That's got to be the best wand I've ever seen.
This video is absolutely legendary. The editing is so GOOD! The American flag at 2:10 is just the cherry on top.
Didn't notice that one before. What an amazing attention to detail
When Neville got shot i lost my shit. I was burst out laughing on the floor 😂 it was unexpected 🤣🤣🤣
Nunchuck Voldemort will always be the funniest thing out of this whole trailer to me.
Obviously the result of reasonable wand control.
"Your a Gangster, Harry"
Idk if someone already comment this here.... But I had to be sure it was said lol
I shouldn't be out of breath from laughing at someone being shot out of the air mid quidditch game but here I am.
Neville got straight up executed 💀
And I cannot believe that they actually made it a full-length feature.
Admitedly, there would likely be spells that make you immune to physical damage which would make firearms useless, the work around would be to maybe enchant weapons that shoot magic bullets? I dont know, maybe you can make it so that rather than enchanting firearms you have to enchant individual bullets which would make it a pain in the ass and therefore less OP.
That's why you Glock the wizard before they throw up that protego, else they're gonna need a kevlaro
You can't cast a spell faster than a bullet reaches your skull if you need to incantate it first
@@danello9091 Not all magic systems need incantations, i cant remember the specifics of the magic in the Harry Potter world, but in a more general magic world there are likely ways around this, like divination spells which usually focus on information collection and awareness, if you have a magic world with fire arms, magic will likely adapt to that scenario, also, an ambush gives you a huge advantage regardless of the weapon you are using, that is not specific to firearms, in a lot of fantasy worlds mages tend to be targets of assesination, specially during wars.
Yeah its so simple just enchant bullets to do physical and magical damage.
The problem is that it's never brought up in the books, so we can only guess that there's probably some kind of counter for guns, even if they made it for muskets or something since wizards don't really keep up with tech development.
John Snape 1:53
I am going to fucking die of laughing from this
"Neville, I'm really really sorry about this"😂😂😂