Stormtroopers, but They're ACCURATE

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  • @Aerowarrier
    @Aerowarrier Před rokem +6324

    I like Anakin being so proud of his stormtroopers just kicking ass though, he’s just like “damn, I feel like I should be mad but as a general, I couldn’t be happier that my troops are this effective tbh”

  • @jjxv2023
    @jjxv2023 Před rokem +58266

    They even upgraded their weapons to pierce through plot armor!

  • @jamielondon6436
    @jamielondon6436 Před 4 měsíci +3380

    Love how supportive Vader is of his men, really heartwarming!

    • @DataAI-sq2br
      @DataAI-sq2br Před 4 měsíci +141

      in the comics vader actually cares on lives of the stormtrooper

    • @carloz1536
      @carloz1536 Před 3 měsíci +79

      yeah he only really hates the pompous and incompetent officers, though I'm sure he's still indifferent to the many troopers that die around him

    • @ZenTheGeek
      @ZenTheGeek Před 3 měsíci

      YOU SCALLYWAGS

    • @ryanhutchinson4467
      @ryanhutchinson4467 Před 3 měsíci +50

      The Empire is pretty chill. Maybe you should like… join it or something! 😎

    • @labakanurzidil2464
      @labakanurzidil2464 Před 3 měsíci +5

      yes, such nazism and hellbound hypocrisy is very disgusting, so you vomit it ...

  • @davidbethke5463
    @davidbethke5463 Před 3 měsíci +735

    The 'Troopers got so good, they were able to kill Luke three times!

    • @Cyborg_J
      @Cyborg_J Před měsícem +46

      Their perfect aim was too much even for Luke's plot armor

  • @mstrikerwildrift
    @mstrikerwildrift Před rokem +15153

    Finally, a Star Wars story where the good guys win.

    • @the_cr1m50n
      @the_cr1m50n Před rokem +747

      I've been waiting for this my entire life!

    • @dancercoffin6868
      @dancercoffin6868 Před rokem +492

      This is where the fun begins

    • @joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133
      @joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133 Před rokem +226

      @John Mcflare "You don't know the power of the dark side"

    • @jonathancummings6400
      @jonathancummings6400 Před rokem +301

      Yep. People forget Luke wanted a position in the Empire before fate intervened. He was the "New Hope", and he saw himself as part of the Empire.

    • @dancercoffin6868
      @dancercoffin6868 Před rokem

      @@jonathancummings6400 and not to mention
      The New republic failed so hard that the first order LITURALLY turned a planet into a death Star ripoff right under their noses

  • @genarbiterstop-motions4444
    @genarbiterstop-motions4444 Před rokem +10526

    Honestly, using the Death Star to 360 no-scope someone is pretty hard core.

    • @RockaBoo27
      @RockaBoo27 Před rokem +202

      I think that’s more than someone…thats Atleast like 2 people nice collateral

    • @supernana7263
      @supernana7263 Před rokem +175

      @@RockaBoo27 wrong. That was a whole planet. At least 15 people would have died.

    • @pworv
      @pworv Před rokem +15

      Best part

    • @Sombody123
      @Sombody123 Před rokem +76

      I wonder how much G-force the spin would generate...

    • @alexander2438
      @alexander2438 Před rokem +27

      @@Sombody123 i'd give it about 2

  • @Henriquegremio
    @Henriquegremio Před 3 měsíci +1015

    "360 no scope" bro was holding himself to not emote 💀💀😭😭

  • @lorcis1
    @lorcis1 Před 4 měsíci +566

    Am i crazy? it was so great to see the Empire finally having some success

    • @Jacki._.Jack.
      @Jacki._.Jack. Před 3 měsíci +17

      ДА! СЛАВА ИМПЕРИИ!

    • @larrote6467
      @larrote6467 Před 3 měsíci +4

      watch Andor then

    • @TK-042
      @TK-042 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Long live the Empire

    • @DT-2407
      @DT-2407 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I don’t wanna blame you. But have seen episode 5? There the empire clearly win.

    • @TK-042
      @TK-042 Před 3 měsíci

      @@DT-2407 we won the battle but not the war.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před rokem +14307

    You know you’ve lost the war when you get 360 no scoped by the Death Star.

  • @ReubenAStern
    @ReubenAStern Před rokem +5498

    Bad guys are so much more interesting when they're competent.

    • @ShadeAKAhayate
      @ShadeAKAhayate Před rokem +266

      IF you consider Empire 'the bad guys'...

    • @treyhelms5282
      @treyhelms5282 Před rokem +173

      IKR. Hollyweird usually forgets that great villains make great heroes.

    • @cid76
      @cid76 Před rokem +92

      Problem for Hollywood is when they made them all too competent and wise awared like for example Grand Admiral Thrawn from Star Wars Rebels...you root for the villain, not the main characters, the good guys

    • @dancercoffin6868
      @dancercoffin6868 Před rokem +50

      Wdym the Empire are the good guys

    • @AnimeVampire234
      @AnimeVampire234 Před rokem +1

      debatable if they are the bad guys. as the only actual bad people in the empire are vader, sidious, the officers working under them direcdtly and whatever bounty hunters they hire. the rest are just regular dudes and chicks just trying to make a living under a militaristic government

  • @digimaks
    @digimaks Před 4 měsíci +481

    It's more realistic. How would untrained rebels in such a tiny group take down a well armed and trained army of Dark Vader, who keep raining their opponent with laser shots but keep missing? It has never made sense.

    • @SteveUnperceived
      @SteveUnperceived Před 4 měsíci +54

      did...did you say Dark Vader? lol

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Před 4 měsíci +38

      Somehow a whole squadron of dark vaders showed up
      The heirarchy based entiererly on how dark they were

    • @dylanmccallister1888
      @dylanmccallister1888 Před 4 měsíci +31

      Also they are all trained by the actual clone army and ARC troopers or were trained by soldiers who were trained by them, which kicked ass and were so good they executed the jedi in order 66.
      Its like being trained by navy seals then eating shit it doesnt make sense

    • @imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961
      @imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961 Před 3 měsíci +13

      I bet someone will say 🤓 "A-Actually in the comics from (something no one read) and the easter egg hidden in the files of this licensed game exclusive to the SoujaBoy explains that Jedis can tank lasers because blah blah blah(explanation pulled out his arse)"

    • @eric55406
      @eric55406 Před 3 měsíci +5

      It was the plot armor, of course.

  • @robviously923
    @robviously923 Před 20 dny +8

    So cheeky, witty, and satirical. The opposite of what Lucas was striving for, yet it still fits here.

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před rokem +16506

    I can't help it but be rooting for the stormtroopers

    • @eternaldarkboi241
      @eternaldarkboi241 Před rokem +478

      The stromtroopers are the face of the franchise tbh. I love them.

    • @heybro6469
      @heybro6469 Před rokem +22

      Ratio

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 Před rokem +268

      @@heybro6469 lol get 360 no scoped.

    • @silverstorm1233
      @silverstorm1233 Před rokem +163

      Same bro, Stormtroopers > Rebel troops

    • @CatWithAOpinion
      @CatWithAOpinion Před rokem +44

      STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR
      WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER
      THEY'RE FUELED BY THE FEAR IN THEIR ENEMIES EYES

  • @gilbertotabares8196
    @gilbertotabares8196 Před rokem +4737

    If the Storm Troopers actually hit what they were aiming at, the entire trilogy would only be half an hour long.

  • @chance_fly4647
    @chance_fly4647 Před 4 měsíci +93

    I love the “I guess it’s just is three against the empire” 😂

  • @deviusfeilds
    @deviusfeilds Před 29 dny +7

    That Luke falling down the mine shaft was as iconic as early Simpson's, when it happened to Homer when he tried to skateboard over the canyon. Well played sir/mame.

  • @zach3861
    @zach3861 Před rokem +3144

    Despite this being a parody, genuine aim makes the stormtroopers feel a lot more intimidating. Genuinly wish they were this component in the movies.

    • @Slitheringpeanut
      @Slitheringpeanut Před rokem +223

      They WERE. People just ignored them, picking on the misses, half of which the Stormies did on PURPOSE. IN THE FIRST FILM. But hey, keep pretending!

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Před rokem +16

      You need the right cables

    • @ironbatman9689
      @ironbatman9689 Před rokem +75

      @@Slitheringpeanut in Empire Strikes Back they still miss Chewie on cloud city and just before Han's about to take off from Mos Eisley and he's got no cover. It's not just the Death Star when missing actually helped them

    • @jm329
      @jm329 Před rokem +30

      @@ironbatman9689 I would advise you to take a look at those scenes again.

    • @YoutubeChannel-pd2xf
      @YoutubeChannel-pd2xf Před rokem +2

      @@patrickbyrne5070 LOL

  • @mayonotes9849
    @mayonotes9849 Před rokem +4210

    Honestly if we live in the Star Wars universe and Vader is this chill and awesome, I'd sign up to be a Stormtrooper too.

    • @NlKENINJA
      @NlKENINJA Před rokem +316

      Well you know
      The empire is pretty chill, so you could like join it or something

    • @azmannarvik7911
      @azmannarvik7911 Před rokem +185

      Great insurance and health coverage. I’d quit my current job and join them.

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk Před rokem +106

      “SET BLASTERS TO FUN!”

    • @tanha8178
      @tanha8178 Před rokem +24

      Yeah. Even the newest movie depeict Darth Vader as the obsession of the new villain dude

    • @togeluga_the_cat
      @togeluga_the_cat Před rokem +27

      wait is there even a down side to join the empire?

  • @foff-666
    @foff-666 Před 3 měsíci +32

    @ 2:26 - The ROCK landing on Yoda cracked me up omfg lol

    • @d3vilman69
      @d3vilman69 Před 29 dny +2

      looks like a Fatality from Mortal Kombat lol

  • @kingmaverick632
    @kingmaverick632 Před rokem +6049

    Man this version becomes kinda dark when the Stormtroopers actually hit their shots

    • @Beresunablle
      @Beresunablle Před rokem +295

      Thats the point there trained and yet they couldnt hit a person 6ft in front of them in a hallway lol

    • @littlejaykiller
      @littlejaykiller Před rokem +71

      @@Beresunablle stormtroopers are just regular civilians that joined the empire with barely any training. that’s my take at least

    • @Beresunablle
      @Beresunablle Před rokem +252

      @@littlejaykiller wth are you talking you need to go to an academy and pass to became storm tropper

    • @hometest8603
      @hometest8603 Před rokem +31

      its just more realistic yknow

    • @GretSeat
      @GretSeat Před rokem +60

      Any and all movies would be darker if the villain hit their shots.

  • @Sismanski
    @Sismanski Před rokem +2487

    I never really understood, how the "professionally trained clones" could miss that often. But then later I realized these Stormtroopers aren't clones, but only hired guns.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad Před rokem +255

      Well, not necessarily hired guns. Just conscripted people

    • @dylonbronson4542
      @dylonbronson4542 Před rokem +291

      The storm troopers that were first shown on Leas ship were 501st clones actually. Everything els after that weren’t clones. Kinda explains why that’s the only part where all the rebels got merked

    • @flapjack6828
      @flapjack6828 Před rokem +66

      @@dylonbronson4542 They got merc'd on Hoth too.

    • @RussianKitty
      @RussianKitty Před rokem +84

      Most of the clones died when their plot armor wore off

    • @droman608
      @droman608 Před rokem +43

      Also, they did age/die over time from all those battles after the Rise of the Empire…

  • @leinadreign3510
    @leinadreign3510 Před 3 měsíci +23

    Woa, finally they destroy the terrorists!
    Such a good win for the galaxy!

  • @Spartan135
    @Spartan135 Před 4 měsíci +296

    Thinking about the Star Wars sequels makes me actually wish for an imperial victory over the rebels...

    • @MrZobiwan
      @MrZobiwan Před 3 měsíci +2

      that's called USA in real life

    • @TearsOfHeroin
      @TearsOfHeroin Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@MrZobiwan USA is more like forerunners from Halo. What they're trying to do is executing the mantle of responsibility, but on earth.

    • @HanzTheODST
      @HanzTheODST Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@TearsOfHeroinyeah, we aren’t the greatest at it but that’s because humans love arguing with eachother

    • @TearsOfHeroin
      @TearsOfHeroin Před 2 měsíci

      @@HanzTheODST Well I'll happily obey it. If I lived in halo universe I'd as well obey Cortana. Can't find a reason not to as a ordinary citizen.

    • @KingMickeyMouseOoO
      @KingMickeyMouseOoO Před 2 měsíci

      Someday……this will become a reality! May the force be with you! ❤

  • @amateural
    @amateural Před rokem +3285

    In a galaxy far, far away. The stormtroopers finally get the firearms training they deserve.

    • @Koopkiris
      @Koopkiris Před rokem +56

      Or they get to take off their helmets so they can SEE

    • @happykiller_codm1159
      @happykiller_codm1159 Před rokem +10

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo i won't it's too long

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 Před rokem +29

      @@Koopkiris they actually can see. Stormtrooper helmets are coded to their ID. If someone else wears the helmet, then they’re locked out of most of the helmet’s systems.

    • @Koopkiris
      @Koopkiris Před rokem +10

      @@glowhoo9226 well yes, but the way the helmets are built would make it much harder to handle a gun, look through the scope, etc

    • @daefaron
      @daefaron Před rokem +20

      @@Koopkiris Gun linked to the helm display. It's a camera display for the assigned trooper.

  • @lowkeyarki7091
    @lowkeyarki7091 Před rokem +3310

    "Only Imperial storm troopers are so precise" about time that became accurate.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před rokem +50

      It always was. They know where to shoot, but are bad at shooting. Difference.

    • @smsff7
      @smsff7 Před rokem +60

      They were good shots...when not ordered to miss.

    • @dethhollow
      @dethhollow Před rokem +22

      @@smsff7 I've heard this before, but that doesn't explain all the times outside of the Death Star invasion where they're still missing constantly. Like when Leia's getting away, for example. No reason why they couldn't have taken out the guards if they're supposed to be such amazing shots outfitted with the best equipment in the galaxy.

    • @danielolah3671
      @danielolah3671 Před rokem +32

      @@dethhollow They steamrolled the Hoth base while the rebels had fortifications, ofc hugely outnumbered them too, that is true. Only in ep6 did this become really problematic, where they just scattered in the wilderness chasing the locals, instead of keeping formation. But this joke that all the disney star wars is built on and capitalised every oportunity and the 100th time they play the hit 2 stormtrooper helmet together and they feint bullshit is just too much already. Sequels had so much potential to right this wrong with Finn, whom I anticipated greatly, but as we have seen they didn't do any justice to him at all in any way, shape or from...

    • @Threadnaught
      @Threadnaught Před rokem +26

      @@dethhollow They hit the majority of their shots in engagements with people who don't have the Force protecting them.
      The Force is basically plot armour for Jedi, as long as they're focused and not fighting another Force sensitive, they have plot armour.

  • @rustcohle3707
    @rustcohle3707 Před 4 měsíci +28

    I've been waiting for this my whole life.

    • @Killer-vi4ih
      @Killer-vi4ih Před měsícem +1

      IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS

  • @evangriffith7234
    @evangriffith7234 Před 4 měsíci +91

    After suffering through both the Disney trilogy and the Solo movie I could you use a good laugh. LOL...😆

  • @charlesverner1979
    @charlesverner1979 Před rokem +9633

    the death star 360 no scope really got me laughing

    • @TedsterProdz
      @TedsterProdz Před rokem +17

      IKKkKkKkKkKkKkKkkkkKkKk

    • @myselfandeye3884
      @myselfandeye3884 Před rokem +14

      So what you're saying is you've got sjitty humor.

    • @charlesverner1979
      @charlesverner1979 Před rokem +5

      pov: toxic behavior

    • @Shafd1
      @Shafd1 Před rokem

      She cant exist if this happens

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde Před rokem +7

      I imagine even Tarkin was impressed with that move and he isn't easy to impress.

  • @icemanzeke
    @icemanzeke Před rokem +1415

    Obi-wan: “Luke, use the force”.
    Like: “Shut up you old wamp rat! You’re dead”.
    I laughed so hard at that 🤣

    • @Rawrice200
      @Rawrice200 Před rokem +12

      *luke*

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Před rokem +36

      Yeah, if his decisions were so good, why he ded???

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav Před rokem +28

      @@richardmahn7589 "You can make no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness. That's life."

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před rokem +13

      Obi-Wan: Old womp rat? WELL PHUQ YOO DEN, YA SAND SHOVELER!

    • @samypons3185
      @samypons3185 Před rokem +2

      😂😂

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Gotta watch this at least every other month. Gives me hope for this Universe!

  • @ph8077
    @ph8077 Před 3 měsíci +12

    That Yoda moment was pure gold!

  • @BlueShellshock
    @BlueShellshock Před rokem +3219

    I think the best part is how happy the Stormtroopers are.

    • @Gyrfalcon312
      @Gyrfalcon312 Před rokem +65

      "Set blasters to Fun," indeed.

    • @overlex
      @overlex Před rokem +48

      I love how Happy Vader is with their work 😂 1:52

    • @gumdeo
      @gumdeo Před rokem +23

      A happy Stormie is an efficient Stormie.

    • @deslacooda
      @deslacooda Před rokem +5

      When they were riding in the tie fighter totally stoked lmao. Also dat theme music always cutting in really adds to the goofiness.

    • @quanlinglingdingle6122
      @quanlinglingdingle6122 Před rokem +7

      Easy kill jedi = bigger salary

  • @BlackVeilSavior
    @BlackVeilSavior Před rokem +2216

    “Luke, use the force, Luke!”
    “Shut up you old womp rat, you’re *dead*”
    What beautiful dialogue

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 Před rokem +35

      indeed, lots better than anything George Lucas wrote... 😆

    • @sauronmordor7494
      @sauronmordor7494 Před rokem +5

      yes

    • @BatteriesVR
      @BatteriesVR Před rokem +4

      Yes

    • @firstorder6693
      @firstorder6693 Před rokem +2

      @@BatteriesVR Darth Vader!?

    • @Hunter11725
      @Hunter11725 Před rokem +4

      @@JC130676 And you’re right. Too much Shakespearean dialogue, especially in the prequels.

  • @ayyubi1235
    @ayyubi1235 Před 4 měsíci +8

    This is so awesome bro. This made my day.

  • @rayedd74
    @rayedd74 Před 3 měsíci +6

    This is the best documentary I have ever seen.

  • @thundercricket4634
    @thundercricket4634 Před 5 měsíci +3606

    I love how intensely enthusiastic all the stormtroopers get the second they can actually see anything. They go from uninterested, faceless henchman, to frat buddies having the time of their lives.

  • @c.s.oneill2079
    @c.s.oneill2079 Před rokem +4241

    "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." That line sent chills up my 11 year old spine when I first heard it. And then .... nonstop letdown. Thank you for rectifying this.

    • @agastyasharma2612
      @agastyasharma2612 Před rokem +17

      lol

    • @Agherosh
      @Agherosh Před rokem +118

      I mean, if taking a ship with barely any casualties through a small door is not being elite...

    • @c.s.oneill2079
      @c.s.oneill2079 Před rokem +143

      @@Agherosh Yeah, but it was the only scene where they could shoot straight. After that ... it was miss city.

    • @Agherosh
      @Agherosh Před rokem +51

      @@c.s.oneill2079 You mean the scenes where the same movie tells you the Empire's plan was to let them go to follow them to their base? Then yes, they miss.

    • @c.s.oneill2079
      @c.s.oneill2079 Před rokem +69

      @@Agherosh The stormtroopers inside the Death Star obviously hadn't gotten that message before Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie escaped. But I was actually thinking more of the Battle of the Forest Moon of Endor, when the empire's elite troops demonstrated utter incompetence in both organization and marksmanship. Han in the doorway is a particularly noteworthy example.

  • @DukeFan1971
    @DukeFan1971 Před 9 dny +1

    "360, No-Scope!" destruction of Alderaan is frickin EPIC! LMFAO

  • @polkhigh3333
    @polkhigh3333 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Only watched for the thumbnail. Pure gold.

  • @creativespace8637
    @creativespace8637 Před rokem +1233

    I love how Corridor’s like “well, we’ve already deepfaked Luke once, may as well bring out the old files again”

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Před rokem +7

      Some of the shots are pretty good, too. Force Ghost Luke at the end is pretty seamless.

  • @billygilmusic5072
    @billygilmusic5072 Před rokem +1523

    this is exactly what would've happened if palpatine didn't cheap out and the empire kept their clone troopers lmao

    • @isaaccutlip5815
      @isaaccutlip5815 Před rokem +66

      Lol people need those jobs

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před rokem +40

      And if Vader didn't order stormtroopers to let heroes go on Death Star to track them to the base...

    • @pantheon3671
      @pantheon3671 Před rokem +29

      Meh, didnt look THAT much better in the last Clone Wars season. Plot armor too powerful.

    • @Ct--zt8dd
      @Ct--zt8dd Před rokem +1

      Yup

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 Před rokem +39

      In Legends Stormtroopers are pretty precise, it's mostly contrivance that the heroes survived the OT. Now, in Disneyland...
      Let's just say the scene with the two Scout Troopers made me hate Mandalorian.

  • @gameaddict6969
    @gameaddict6969 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Amazing edits here bro. I needed this laugh today. Thanks.

  • @ejderhakafas4473
    @ejderhakafas4473 Před měsícem +3

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT I HAVE FINALY AIM!!!

  • @engelostermann7203
    @engelostermann7203 Před rokem +1885

    If Disney actually made a Star Wars movie like this, I would watch it. I’ll even spend money to do so.

  • @pepegroda9609
    @pepegroda9609 Před rokem +3138

    I actually like the idea of stormtroopers being super frightening and the protagonists have to hide and avoid them, trying to destroy the Death Star on a suicide mission and a bunch of main characters die along the way

    • @naitor2594
      @naitor2594 Před rokem +315

      rogue one is basically like that

    • @Cleptro
      @Cleptro Před rokem +162

      Rogue One. You want Rogue One.
      Besides, in ESB and ANH it actually makes sense, they want to track the Falcon to the Rebel base, and Obi-Wan actually does die on the Death Star, admittedly to Darth Vader, not stormtroopers. In ESB they want to torture Luke's friends to draw him to Cloud City, and Vader doesn't want Luke dead. He also wants to test the carbonate freezing on Han. In RotJ, I don't know. But keep in mind they had captured the Rebels before the Ewoks attacked, and after that there are hundreds of little furry targets to aim at, and they use natural cover and camouflage where possible. Maybe they wanted the Rebels alive there, too, though it's not explicitly stated in the film, so...eh, harder to explain. ANH and ESB make sense, though.

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 Před rokem +17

      Legends StarWars.

    • @Cleptro
      @Cleptro Před rokem +52

      @@spiffygonzales5160 The people who wrote those books understood how to make "elite" units ELITE. Even early on, in the Thrawn trilogy, the Grand Admiral refers to stormtroopers as being "in short supply" and IIRC even hints at them being among the most skilled units the Empire has.

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 Před rokem +39

      @@Cleptro
      Indeed. Back in the day stormtroopers not being able to shoot was a joke rather than actual lore. They used to be terrifying.

  • @ZapRowsdower47
    @ZapRowsdower47 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Yess! I dreamt about this version all my life!!

  • @slchance8839
    @slchance8839 Před 3 měsíci +19

    The Falcon's windshield wipers clearing Lando's blood off the cockpit made me laugh out loud. Also..."Look out, Sandboy," before blowing Luke off the gantry was epic!

  • @Ranger8x8
    @Ranger8x8 Před rokem +1094

    Hearing Vader be friendly and calling his stormtroopers "scallywags" is something I didn't know I needed to hear 1:52

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 Před rokem +23

      It's beautiful!

    • @kaitay9707
      @kaitay9707 Před rokem +16

      honestly expected him to force push them off the edge for kill stealing

    • @shanewright4650
      @shanewright4650 Před rokem +1

      YES

    • @DromeG60
      @DromeG60 Před rokem +1

      Then you will love the Auralnauts Star Wars series

  • @Bensaw11
    @Bensaw11 Před rokem +906

    “I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick… AHHH”
    Luke: “Oh, shit!”
    I died laughing

  • @jasonsandoval84
    @jasonsandoval84 Před 17 dny +2

    Han: “Over my dead body”
    Greedo: “And I took that personally”

  • @emorsi
    @emorsi Před měsícem +3

    Lol... this parody is actually way more fun than any StarWars movie Disney put out in years. Well done... you should write the next one for the big screen.

  • @psychosocket
    @psychosocket Před rokem +3791

    Regardless of how funny this is, it's a great example of how taking care of your workforce can improve efficiency and work quality!

    • @rockchan1063
      @rockchan1063 Před rokem +100

      no holidays: oh no I have bad aim oh no I dead
      6 days work a month: aye yo why are the bullets curving towards the enemies I was supposed to fire at the sky

    • @colbfx
      @colbfx Před rokem

      I guess the Empire were nationalist SOCIALISTS after all…

    • @PaikalSG0
      @PaikalSG0 Před rokem +48

      Definitely the Russia Armed Forces could have used this advice before the start of Ukraine Special Military Operation....at the rate of their losses, they shall soon called It Star Wars:10 Fall of the Empire

    • @rectalanarchist6678
      @rectalanarchist6678 Před rokem +19

      @@PaikalSG0 а ловко ты приплел, я даже сначала не понял. Молодец

    • @LordBingus1
      @LordBingus1 Před rokem +15

      @@PaikalSG0 you made a Russian mad lmaoooo. You made a good point… but on a Star Wars video? 😂

  • @reaperluke3518
    @reaperluke3518 Před 11 měsíci +6140

    The Death Star 360 no scoping Alderaan is without any doubt the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
    I laughed so hard that my sides hurt.

    • @TheMrDarius
      @TheMrDarius Před 11 měsíci +55

      You too are a man of culture

    • @JENSONTRAVISOHJIAWEIMoe
      @JENSONTRAVISOHJIAWEIMoe Před 11 měsíci +17

      lol so true

    • @tommy.eklund
      @tommy.eklund Před 11 měsíci +11

      It got me good, however the comment right after ruined it for me.. It was like explaining a joke

    • @aplainname5849
      @aplainname5849 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Yes. 1000 times YES. lmao best thing on youtube.

    • @nitrokid
      @nitrokid Před 7 měsíci +2

      I hope the Death Star crew are okay when they spin, and not splattered to the wall 😂

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta Před 12 dny +2

    "I thought you said "gun.""
    Guess the new coverage didn't include hearing.

  • @johnbeck4413
    @johnbeck4413 Před 2 měsíci

    That was funny as heck...thanks to you and the team.

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar Před rokem +856

    For some reason, blasting Chewie and setting him on fire gave me a good chuckle. It never really occurred to me that being made of fur in a war where everyone is firing plasma bolts would have to suck.

    • @royroblox
      @royroblox Před rokem +25

      God I wanna cry seeing Chewie go up like that!

    • @LiberatedMind1
      @LiberatedMind1 Před rokem +9

      @@royroblox Yes but also 😆

    • @Overflask
      @Overflask Před rokem +1

      Imagine the Battle of Endor

    • @Flahtort
      @Flahtort Před rokem +1

      I mean... everyone waering flammable cloth is't they?

    • @Overflask
      @Overflask Před rokem +1

      @@Flahtort except Anakin who wore leather... But then he still burned...

  • @hevy6
    @hevy6 Před rokem +2074

    After being irritated over their bad accuracy through all the movies, this was really what I needed.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail Před rokem +39

      It was mostly just plot armor...

    • @theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017
      @theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017 Před rokem +32

      i mean yeah the stormtroopers were canonically really accurate and they even explained that in the death star the troopers were told to intentionally miss because they wanted to follow the millennium falcon to the rebel base

    • @Agherosh
      @Agherosh Před rokem +16

      They have good accuracy in the movies, they literally take a ship with barely any casualties through a door.

    • @VicksWezaleff
      @VicksWezaleff Před rokem

      Huzzah for universal vision coverage!

    • @shrek1428
      @shrek1428 Před rokem

      Stormtroopers are actually really accurate

  • @franckis
    @franckis Před 21 dnem +2

    whenever I watch the star wars movies and see the empire's troops getting destroyed, I come to this

  • @Lusterid
    @Lusterid Před 29 dny +2

    Something about the bad dudes being happy of what they achieved is just so much better then the good guy being happy

  • @toadster464
    @toadster464 Před rokem +524

    360 no-scope with the Death Star, hilarious.

  • @wadeklein8962
    @wadeklein8962 Před rokem +2010

    I like how when he gets the eye surgery he goes from LITERALLY being legally blind to being able to see perfectly normal.

  • @mickeygallo6586
    @mickeygallo6586 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is the best one I've seen !

  • @HelloDonkey9
    @HelloDonkey9 Před 3 měsíci +1

    No idea how many times I’ve seen this, but always a good giggle

  • @C0mmEntre
    @C0mmEntre Před rokem +1202

    1:59 that was the most realistic line I've ever heard.
    "Are they using aim-bots?!"

  • @mohdebrahim91
    @mohdebrahim91 Před rokem +868

    What a great and positive work environment. Everybody wishes they had a boss like Darth.

    • @LokiBeeper
      @LokiBeeper Před rokem +30

      Yeah a quick way for the Empire to live was give the storm troopers better sight.

    • @freedomloverusa3030
      @freedomloverusa3030 Před rokem +14

      Actually, he wasn’t a bad leader, especially for real good troops.

  • @skypilotace
    @skypilotace Před 3 měsíci +6

    Ironically, this is exactly what maddened me about the Star Wars movies. They put all that time and training into making Stormtroopers, but they were always the worst shooters ever. If you are cloning a bounty hunter, this should not be the case. And what was the purpose of wearing all that armour if the rebels could so easily shoot through it?

    • @willshad
      @willshad Před 19 dny

      The Stormtroopers are literally there just to die and show the strength of the Rebels. They're like the dozens of nameless goons in the John Wick movies who are all easily disposed of. These movies are not supposed to mirror reality.

  • @levimogford3202
    @levimogford3202 Před 3 měsíci +1

    this is acctually so good

  • @Crimea4ever
    @Crimea4ever Před 11 měsíci +3965

    This version is lore friendly, and Oscar worthy

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Před 11 měsíci +31

      They should’ve had a 5-10 k/d ratio in the movies to be honest

    • @JackyMan22
      @JackyMan22 Před 7 měsíci +26

      The force is nothing compared...to common sense. Badass ending. :3

    • @juliusk4304
      @juliusk4304 Před 7 měsíci +15

      except it's not. vader ordered the stormtroopers to miss their shots so luke and his gang could escape and guide the empire to the base of the rebels.

    • @darthvader0219
      @darthvader0219 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I didn’t know Luke believed in Jesus

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@The_whales So 5-10 kills to 1 death then.

  • @Apeksim
    @Apeksim Před rokem +866

    I like that the stormtroopers at 4:27 boarded a TIE fighter just to support their homie piloting it.

  • @All-Heil-Prince-Vegeta
    @All-Heil-Prince-Vegeta Před 7 dny +3

    Im happy for the storm-troopers! They really like there job now! :))

  • @user-yn7ue1lk6u
    @user-yn7ue1lk6u Před 3 měsíci +2

    it was wonderful!

  • @Xavierpng
    @Xavierpng Před rokem +6759

    I enjoyed this considerably more than the actual movies for some reason.

  • @JIMT412
    @JIMT412 Před rokem +1122

    I like how Luke progressively goes mad seeing everyone dying.

    • @asprywrites6327
      @asprywrites6327 Před rokem +83

      I like how he had to die 3 freakin' times...

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 Před rokem +28

      @@asprywrites6327 Death really messes you up

    • @heuzame6198
      @heuzame6198 Před rokem +4

      @@asprywrites6327 Not 2?

    • @makarios5946
      @makarios5946 Před rokem

      @@heuzame6198 No, he was shot on the Death Star, then fell to his death after Lando was obliterated and finally blew up together with his ship.

    • @heuzame6198
      @heuzame6198 Před rokem

      @@makarios5946 He survived it through.

  • @MashBro
    @MashBro Před 12 dny

    Watching Han and Chewy decide to just pick up and leave had me in tears for nearly 10 full minutes

  • @ZCasavant
    @ZCasavant Před 4 měsíci +1

    This is SO GREAT!!

  • @GreaterGrievobeast55
    @GreaterGrievobeast55 Před rokem +757

    Turning greedo into a good guy was a genius move. Every space thug must be terrified to see the stormtroopers suddenly eradicate their galaxy wide enemies in less than a day.

    • @sabsyoutube241
      @sabsyoutube241 Před rokem +26

      If the stormtroopers weren't peace keepers, they probably would be terrifying lol

  • @ScreenTeamShow
    @ScreenTeamShow Před rokem +11997

    There was a recall on the old guns, they finally got them fixed. Love the shot of Vader and the TIEs flying away from an un-destroyed Death Star, lol

  • @Mr_E_Nigma
    @Mr_E_Nigma Před měsícem +3

    You did Yoda diry asf 😂🤣😂🤣💀

  • @richardgillette5759
    @richardgillette5759 Před 3 měsíci +1

    i needed this

  • @user-sh9wp7re9u
    @user-sh9wp7re9u Před 7 měsíci +773

    This is exactly what stormtroopers should've had in the original trilogy.

    • @version1.27
      @version1.27 Před 5 měsíci +32

      It kinda makes sense if the stormtroopers have bad vision since there exposed to so much light from there weapons

    • @misterdedlift4879
      @misterdedlift4879 Před 5 měsíci +28

      And the heroes having to use exceptional ingenuity to somehow evade/engage them, not getting killed despite them being superior competent special forces. So sad that this version of SW will never exist.

    • @gew43
      @gew43 Před 4 měsíci +19

      in the original trilogy they were already accurate and in the main scene they were not they were toldnot to hit them

    • @benedictwatt5791
      @benedictwatt5791 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@version1.27 Then by that logic, shouldn't jedi be shit with sabres cos they are blinded by the sword/

    • @tekriding6920
      @tekriding6920 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@version1.27 Stormtroopers don't have bad vision. That line was improved by Mark Hamill and they just kept it in the audio for release. This is Hollywood. Every main character has plot armor. It's the same with every movie, and it's not how real life goes down. This can be fixed with good writing and directing, but that rarely ever happens.

  • @qualzo2230
    @qualzo2230 Před rokem +2991

    Out of all the deaths, Yoda’s death was the most brutal.

    • @namechooseachannelnamethat8763
      @namechooseachannelnamethat8763 Před rokem +108

      han solo

    • @ufukkelesoglu3639
      @ufukkelesoglu3639 Před rokem +126

      Honestly they all/both died on the first shot, rock fall or insides out couldn't hurt. But someone else, Oh my God it burned, you know what I'm talking about.

    • @genocidepanther9004
      @genocidepanther9004 Před rokem +38

      Yoda finally endured maximum pain

    • @turkeyburger69
      @turkeyburger69 Před rokem +47

      "someday, when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder"

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před rokem +9

      I'd just question how they found Yoda though to be honest, but then again maybe having 20/20 vision seeing things on their satellites or radars is just that much easier.

  • @truthhurts9241
    @truthhurts9241 Před 2 měsíci

    Possibly my favourite Star Wars video. Love it.

  • @maciejhammer2266
    @maciejhammer2266 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The power of proper employee benefits.

  • @MARCUSK298
    @MARCUSK298 Před rokem +1594

    I met the “tiny guy inside R2” when I was a kid :) such a lucky experience. RIP Kenny Baker

  • @borponoida9161
    @borponoida9161 Před rokem +577

    For those wondering, Vader canonically cares about the stormtroopers and will try his best not to waste their lives. The stormtroopers also canonically loyal to him due to Vader actually fighting alongside them and not in the back giving orders like other commanders. Vader likes the stormtroopers but hates commanders.

    • @overlex
      @overlex Před rokem +86

      Makes sense. They were an important part of Anakin’s life during the clone wars. As a commander, He’s fond of them.

    • @LynchyBoy99
      @LynchyBoy99 Před rokem +26

      @@overlex Do you mean foot soldiers in general? Because the stormtroopers weren't around during the Clone Wars.

    • @Baconator5642
      @Baconator5642 Před rokem +48

      @@LynchyBoy99 Stormtroopers are similar in the veign of expendable soldier sent to die and not expected to actually return, anakin probably respects them alot

    • @theclown2664
      @theclown2664 Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@LynchyBoy99 Well, after order 66 was executed all clones who were affected by the order 66 were and are these exact stormtroopers so technically yes and no

    • @diddlypoop4722
      @diddlypoop4722 Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@theclown2664 No, clone and stormtroopers are completely different units. The clones were phased out a few years after Order , in Legends becaue of the Kamino Uprising, in Canon because Palpatine wanted a large, unquestioning standing army and the clones were getting a bit too uppity. By the time of the OT, all the clones still alive would be in their sixties and unfit for service anyway.

  • @fmartine2
    @fmartine2 Před měsícem +2

    The best video of my life

  • @SortisTV
    @SortisTV Před měsícem

    Holy... that was great!!!

  • @johnxa420
    @johnxa420 Před rokem +3805

    Best Star Wars content we've seen in a while now.

    • @shmoke.
      @shmoke. Před rokem +15

      FOR REAL

    • @rexlumontad5644
      @rexlumontad5644 Před rokem +12

      Facts. If only they do the sequel with Mandalorian where too many Stormtroopers died there.

    • @ruthlessuniverse9359
      @ruthlessuniverse9359 Před rokem

      Yeah, i always wanted them to die too... xD

    • @sidneysmith6698
      @sidneysmith6698 Před rokem

      shut up dude the joke is already beat into the dirt

    • @Kaiser_Maul
      @Kaiser_Maul Před rokem +1

      Also idk but that was so refreshing.Almost everyone was expecting this.Now next stop is first order training.

  • @fbitti
    @fbitti Před rokem +899

    Re-ressurected Luke: "the Stormtroopers are ruining everything!!!" 😂

  • @SeanSpecker
    @SeanSpecker Před 3 měsíci +1

    really enjoyable stuff. thanks.

  • @MikeFuryTech
    @MikeFuryTech Před 2 měsíci

    This actually made me smile. It was fun.

  • @ChrisQuitsReality
    @ChrisQuitsReality Před rokem +2804

    That went places I wasn't expecting haha!

  • @taylorh955
    @taylorh955 Před rokem +2788

    The empire would be a scary thing to go up against if they were this accurate, I grew up enjoying these movies and wanting to be a Jedi, but after seeing this I wanna be a storm trooper😂

  • @big_smoke7t
    @big_smoke7t Před 3 měsíci +3

    This is hilarious im tearing up 😂

  • @AxelTheNorth
    @AxelTheNorth Před 3 měsíci +1

    Awesome! I can watch this forever! XD

  • @Lazer-bp9lf
    @Lazer-bp9lf Před rokem +419

    The Death Star doing a 360 no scope before destroying the planet ended me. Thank you for making me laugh like that XD

  • @JohnHH59
    @JohnHH59 Před měsícem +2

    Best Star Wars movie EVER!!! Thanks guys!

  • @COIN-pe8tu
    @COIN-pe8tu Před 3 měsíci +5

    To be honest, I really like the development of this plot🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dylan-cu4ty
    @Dylan-cu4ty Před rokem +815

    I'm sorry, Yoda getting hit with a head shot and the rock falling on him had me dying 🤣

    • @usulsk
      @usulsk Před rokem +31

      him too!

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 Před rokem +17

      @@usulsk that scene rocked

    • @jimhoxworth7462
      @jimhoxworth7462 Před rokem +16

      And the lego Yoda death sound is the icing on the cake

    • @vidarhjal
      @vidarhjal Před rokem +2

      it certainly had him dying

    • @thecaynuck4694
      @thecaynuck4694 Před rokem +2

      The LEGO Yoda death sound was the perfect addition as well

  • @ninjaniknik6136
    @ninjaniknik6136 Před rokem +952

    The backflipping stormtrooper at 1:53 had me dying lmao