the only downside is if you suck at aiming 2 guns at once. 1 is ok, but 2 is difficult i even only in pavlov dual-wielded uzis and emptied both entire magazines, but didnt hit a single shot, but had to throw the pun "well this is akward" (cuz it was)
I just realized: The guy having his guns nailed to his hands played at his advantage each time he was captured, since no one could remove the gun, he just had to be still alive to be able to fight.
I love how whenever Daniel Radcliffe is in a movie that isnât Harry Potter so he can get as far away from the character as possible, everyone says itâs Harry anyway. Funny Harry man is actually called Daniel Radcliffe, guys
I know this movie came as "cheap" for some people, but i'd love to see a sequel. I can't even see Daniel as Harry Potter anymore cause' he was so good in "Horns" and "Beast of Burden", i think he's genuinely talented and capable of dissociating himself from his most famous characters if needed.
@@aldusty3959 When you don't complete university and leave last year while your running source of income was dead mom and dad's savings, it was bound to happen
great film. However, nix's death felt so pointless, but understandably devastating. She had nothing to lose and felt like more of a character than anyone.
I kind of hate that people judge 80s and '90s action movies when they intended to be serious for not having good enough of affects, like to be honest, it would be taking more seriously by me as a fictional story rather than feeling like I'm actually immersed into a really traumatizing situation. That's something I really like about anime, is that as gory as it gets, it never feels like you're actually along with them in a scary situation. I'm feeling traumatized as I'm watching this, because it looks real. I kind of miss the action film style of the '80s and 90s and early 2000s
@@Nox3u it's the comment section not the argument section or debate section :-) I was simply expressing my personal opinion, isn't that what a comment is?
Thank you high boi for introducing me to this great channel. Both of you are absolutely great and hilarious when it comes to movie reviews keep it up!!!
My minute movie routeen when I get home: 1. Let it play in the background while I feed my dog or other chores. 2. Actually watch it and enjoy the movie 3. Watch it to get easter eggs and punch lines.
I actually really love that Daniel Radcliffe kept going after Harry Potter, and has made some fantastic films. As an aside, he looks exactly like my brother, just with blue eyes rather than brown. It's actually freaky.
One thing I really love about him is, he doesn't try to be just "The guy who played Harry Potter" and actively tries to play in different kinds of movies. Not just fantasy, but also action stuff like this movie, a weird comedy with "Swiss Army Man", something more atmospheric with "The Woman in Black"...he clearly tries to expand his career into a lot of different genres.
Y'know, the most depressing thing here is, if this director had just shut his trap for like two seconds, this might've just caught on, instead of being blacklisted by the reviewer community at large!
@@MarioTehNewOne A whole helluva lot, including cyberbullying reviewers who didn't like Guns Akimbo, ironically going completely against the original message, which caused every other reviewer to go "Fine, if that's how you wanna treat our colleagues, we won't give your film ANY press at all."
i ove how he is just so chill about this movie and his humor is the type that makes me laugh like if something happens he's like oh noo ,2 seconds later nevermind
Most actors/actresses go their whole lives looking for that one big movie that catapults them. Being part of a cast where your first movie is such a phenomenon, tied to the same franchise, its your golden ticket, while being the bane of your life
bro i just read your titles and im already dying laughing, you my dude got me commenting on ever video of yours, if you ever come to berlin, drinks & guestlist to technoclubs are on me ;) 124/10 Content, love it!
I don't believe you properly emphasized the insane superpower level skill it takes to hit a high flying drone with that "bazooka". It's kind of like trying to go duck hunting with fireworks.
Bazooka/RPG7 is a recoilless weapon but still, it's not made for smaller targets like a drone so aiming those drones and hit it Is very something that no one in the world would think to do.
I believe Radcliffe said something along the lines of "Harry Potter made me enough money to live off of until I die, so I can do whatever I want in terms of projects."
I really enjoy these role choices Radcliffe makes. Some bold, original, sometimes really out there stuff! And Samara Weaving as Nix!! AND Murray from FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS as Glenjamin!!!
he didnt even read the full script the part where he had to piss with the guns was what made him want to have this role and i agree i think we all would take that role after readin that part
I really like your humor, i've never seen this movie and the jokes you were cracking about her, "G-fuel", which you made kid friendly, made me chuckle. great recap
@@moss1w Well yeah of course. but it still doesn't make it kid friendly when you consider how much gore is in the video đ. I just found the suggestion funny that simply changing that word makes it kid friendly.
Harry Potter - "You're a wizard, Harry."
Guns Akimbo - "You're an american, Miles."
Horns - "You're a demon, Patrick."
(Actually I don't know his name :p)
@@zackbrannigan3740 Iggy
The internet's- "you're a meme, man"
lol
I hate miles
Kilometers are the best
"harry stop, your going insane" "ive found my passion, killing with an akimbo pistol combo, i feel like a god"
the only downside is if you suck at aiming 2 guns at once.
1 is ok, but 2 is difficult
i even only in pavlov dual-wielded uzis and emptied both entire magazines, but didnt hit a single shot, but had to throw the pun "well this is akward" (cuz it was)
@@Mutraxation shut up
@@finvz2296 y
Is this A real story or was this in a game cuz either way that sounded cringe and made it seem like you were trying to be quirky and cool
@@sodacity2412 do you not understand the concept of "its a joke"?
I just realized: The guy having his guns nailed to his hands played at his advantage each time he was captured, since no one could remove the gun, he just had to be still alive to be able to fight.
Yeah, there's just one problem. How does he reload?
@@TheArtonSlo Oh, sh%t, you're right!
The guns come with I think 50 bullets each if they run out he loses and dies I think I havent watched this movie in a while
Cheat codes my man.
â@@DontReallyCaretbhthere's a counter throughout the film
I love how whenever Daniel Radcliffe is in a movie that isnât Harry Potter so he can get as far away from the character as possible, everyone says itâs Harry anyway. Funny Harry man is actually called Daniel Radcliffe, guys
Who's daniel?
Harry potter actor
No his name is Harry Potter and he's a wizard.
Also why are you even here?
@@LisaAnn777đ
I call it the Steven Ogg effect. One highly acclaimed role and thatâs all youâre really known for
âShoot the guy Harryâ said dumbledore calmly
*CALMLY*
GG
Why the heck after i read this imagine that he actually say it
DEW IT.
Why can I hear this comment
When Harry found out guns are more powerful than wands.
You mean American harry potter
@@Nothing-mx5fp America! Fuck yeah!
Why cant i stop laughing
wingglockium leviosa
Yes fuck yea
The comedy in the commentary in these videos honestly make this channel my favourite movie recap channel
Your name don't match your profile pic... What's up???
Agreed
I know this movie came as "cheap" for some people, but i'd love to see a sequel.
I can't even see Daniel as Harry Potter anymore cause' he was so good in "Horns" and "Beast of Burden", i think he's genuinely talented and capable of dissociating himself from his most famous characters if needed.
"Miles is rudely awakened from his dream, but, the kind visitors quickly put him back to sleep." Gold. lol
I read this as he said it wtf
_calmly_
Lmao đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Bestselling novel line shit.
I was like dayum he got folded like an omelet and then rolled like a tortilla
Harry
1.Hes a wizard.
2.Hes a John Wick tier when it comes to guns.
Be like Harry
Harry is built different, got it
Looks like life went south after he married
@@aldusty3959 When you don't complete university and leave last year while your running source of income was dead mom and dad's savings, it was bound to happen
Nahh john wick better
he has a good gaming chair
great film. However, nix's death felt so pointless, but understandably devastating. She had nothing to lose and felt like more of a character than anyone.
The thumbnail already evolved so many times I cant believe it
Same
you are not me but i am you
Harry Potter and the Wands of Akimbo. Casting full-metal jacket spells on those evil wizards.
Oh damn that's a fire title. Good stuff.
This is fucking underrated. Hold on while I make more YT accounts to like this.
avada ka gundra
@@Joker-rd2fy PK .40
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bullets
Gotta give the guy who ran at them with a spork some credit, man tried his best.
lol true
ikr
mans best death (:
Dunno, man, them sporks are dangerous. You could put an eye out with one of them.
@@OGSontar it would cause major internal damage
I was not expecting that "CZcams" joke. Got me laughing for a good minute. That logo recolor was clever.
Exactlyđ„
This is the most interesting movie reviewer EVER making things that other channels make boring, now the greatest part
"her gamer fuel falls out. She eats it with her nose, and levels up."
he says, in his depressing but addicting voice.
I kind of hate that people judge 80s and '90s action movies when they intended to be serious for not having good enough of affects, like to be honest, it would be taking more seriously by me as a fictional story rather than feeling like I'm actually immersed into a really traumatizing situation. That's something I really like about anime, is that as gory as it gets, it never feels like you're actually along with them in a scary situation. I'm feeling traumatized as I'm watching this, because it looks real. I kind of miss the action film style of the '80s and 90s and early 2000s
Fun fun
@@otakumangastudios3617 Then dont watch These stuff if you had weak stomach. geez... its been already flagged as M rated movie.
@@Nox3u it's the comment section not the argument section or debate section :-) I was simply expressing my personal opinion, isn't that what a comment is?
@@otakumangastudios3617 technically he/she also expressed their opinion by saying what they think you should have done.
Harry: "Ron, this sh*ts are better than wands!"
Yer a hit hitman harry
@@sansthememe3288 please i-
I already told you Hermione
Never feed Harry a goddam hamburger
@@sansthememe3288 am a *wot*
Thank you high boi for introducing me to this great channel. Both of you are absolutely great and hilarious when it comes to movie reviews keep it up!!!
"You're an American, Harry."
My minute movie routeen when I get home:
1. Let it play in the background while I feed my dog or other chores.
2. Actually watch it and enjoy the movie
3. Watch it to get easter eggs and punch lines.
That's the way to do it! Thank you :)
It's a nice way to end the day. Keep them coming. :)
Yoooooouuuuuuttttuuubbbeee
Harry Potter and the crystal of m*th
Whats the movie call
Never mind the fact Harry had guns bolted to his hands, the surgeons who A. removed them and B. Managed to save his hands are amazing
The real MVP
Oh shit a panther
Probably Dr.Strange helping out a fellow magic man
@@illusionthecommunist1314 This made me laugh a little to much... I think the house is awake now
Usually I don't like these kinds of videos, but this channel is funny and intersting.
âMistakes were madeâ Bro gave up đ
this movie is the definition of "when the discord mods have had enough"
But they take out thier rage on your keyboard before realising its better to just order chicken
You assume they would be able to get out of their homes to find the protag?
@@ped3752 they could but who the fuck wants to, it's just a troll online, it will be heaps sadder to be the one who goes after the troll.
There 1k likes
titel- you post memes in general
I actually really love that Daniel Radcliffe kept going after Harry Potter, and has made some fantastic films. As an aside, he looks exactly like my brother, just with blue eyes rather than brown. It's actually freaky.
One thing I really love about him is, he doesn't try to be just "The guy who played Harry Potter" and actively tries to play in different kinds of movies.
Not just fantasy, but also action stuff like this movie, a weird comedy with "Swiss Army Man", something more atmospheric with "The Woman in Black"...he clearly tries to expand his career into a lot of different genres.
Make him start an only fans and sell cringe pics to fan girls. Nigga you be sitting on a mine of gold.
''you really love him, and aside from that, he's totaly like your brother''
My brother looks like EDP when he was younger and I have a friend that looks like Yanderedev when he was younger with an Asian filter on.
I guess you from alabama.
âHis inner 50 shades of grayâ
MeâĄïžđâĄïžđȘŠ
This is absolutely the best Movie Recap channel EVER
I love how he sounds so serious but he constantly makes jokes
moist critikal but for movies basically
The blessing of a naturally monotone voice
I don't want to know how much time that takes
Its called dry humor
The subtle art of Narrating movies.
âThe kind visitors quickly put him back to sleepâ makes me want to LAUGH.
Then do, it was a good joke.
Bro your pfp gave me PTSD
@@basic-os oh no
the part where his hands were nailed to the guns kinda made me uncomfortable
@@basic-os a. D meu p..vy, l
She drops some more of here gamer fuel and eats it with her noseđ
Minute Movies is literally the only good normal movie recap channel
"Harry is adapting well to america."
Harry:
Harry potter if he was American and a muggle
"voldy never even saw it comin"
Whenever Harryâs in a film, itâs officially a Harry Potter film.
Harry potter and his quest for heroism
whenever harrys in a film it says Daniel Radcliffe on the cover art for some reason
Sequel after sequel after again and again itâs never ending until Harry diedâŠ
harry potter and the second amendment
His name isn't* Harry it's Daniel Radcliff
You finally added a proper thumbnail, don't worry your effort won't go unnoticed
ok thanks for the recap, i think i should watch this movie
"oh noooo!!! oh it's just hadley."
poor hadley he was a great and loyal soldier with his epic nerf guns
I felt really bad when it was him who died
#RIPHADLEY
Ikr
@@asmr5668 #RIPHADLEY
IT'S NERF OR NOTHING!
"Zander is reduced to a whimpering, beta male, league of legends player"
This dude is too hilarious for his own good.
Hello Guy!
i KEEP FINDONG YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sup havenât seen you in a while
How are you even here
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Honestly though Dan Rad is such a good actor, you could put him in literally anything and he'd nail the role.
LOL I'm just singing and see the thumbnail in my watch later can't help but laugh and click... you sir are hilarious.
"I'M TELLING YOU, RON!!! THESE ARE BETTER THAN WANDS!!!!"
lolđ€Ł
"Harry nooooo!"
â Harry please donât hurt meâ
"Dont worry. Lets go and get some cash first in a less than legally way.
these are better*
its okay English is hard
for toddlers.
Plot twist: harry never runs out of bullets becouse it's magic
If so then he would probably be having more fun with the bullets
he has 50for each hand lol
Fun fact we all misspell because one or more times in our life if that didn't happen to you your not human
@@thethumbsupbutton9219 yuap neavef hapeffn to mea(
each gun has 50 ammo loaded into it according to the movie
"LOOK RON, THESE ARE BETTER THAN MAGIC WANDS!!!"
This the funniest recap ive seen even after 2 years
I like how this guy doesnât blur all the bloody scenes like most people do
Most of them have to only if they wanna get ads, the blood can cause demonization but this guy is cool enough to not being bothered
A true g
Holy crap I didnât realize I had this many like
@@SKtheGREAT The movie can claim ads anyway
Same
"Trust me Ron! These are better than the wands!"
-Harry in Muggle's World
Why does this remind me of michael reeves
@@hallway_revenant7919 bcuz michael is just harry on crack
@@Xedrie true
"And we won't go to Azkaban!?" - Ronald Weasley
@@Jjjjjjjames "Nah, but sure as Merlin's pants going to muggle jail!" - Harry Potter on crack
"Ron! I promise! These are more powerful than wands!"
9:28 fade from valorant lmao
I thought this would be a parody but it's a fucking badass movie
Edit: For those asking, it's called 'Guns Akimbo'
Thought it was just a meme until a minute in and found out it was a real movie
@@genesis_cypher1920I expected to see Harry shooting Voldemort but then I got this-
the movie was ahead of itâs time memeing daniel radcliffe
@@dadtaro9202 when was it released?
@@genesis_cypher1920 2019
"-Hadley does what can only be described as a war crime" *TikTok ad plays*
That's deep stuff.
âMistakes were madeâ
@@graysontanoue5291 Yes, yes there were
@@somelonelyshmuck4274
"some say mistakes can make you stronger"
-some guy who probably created tiktok
@@DEV-rw7eu This is not one of them mistakes
@I actually donât know Think you're on the wrong comment.
It's so funny I've never seen your channel till high boi and now I sub
My second favorite recap CZcamsr
Y'know, the most depressing thing here is, if this director had just shut his trap for like two seconds, this might've just caught on, instead of being blacklisted by the reviewer community at large!
What did the director do or say?
@@MarioTehNewOne A whole helluva lot, including cyberbullying reviewers who didn't like Guns Akimbo, ironically going completely against the original message, which caused every other reviewer to go "Fine, if that's how you wanna treat our colleagues, we won't give your film ANY press at all."
@@nuclear_wizard and he promoted everyone to use the n-word
@@waitwhat1057 Ok that's actually based
@@noidsuper no
"You're an American Harry" - Hagrid
Edit: thereâs a fucking race war in my comments lol
Technically Americans are British as the majority of native ones were wiped out so..
@@athenadrakul1400 Well if you want to be technical about it, we all originated from Africa so that technically makes us all Africans so...
@@forrest7186 Well, If you wanna get even more technical, We were *FISH*
âI shoot whuuuuut?â
We were also fish yeah kinda
how am i glued to this video now lol. i didnt even realize
Istg this guy is the most interactive recap ytber ever
"Nix looses her favourite fingers off."
She got another favourite fingers, aint she?
Well, I guess there are on her weak hand...
What if that was her favorite hand?
There's an "Akimbo" joke in here somewhere...
Her favourite fingers met the ones she uses to ya know... masterba-
Yall know she lost her happy spot right?
âAnd likes to eat salt from her nose?â I actually choked on my water-
To each his own, i guess
hi
I choked on my salt, went the wrong way x)
Hello kase san
oof
Thanks for providing subtitles đ
i ove how he is just so chill about this movie and his humor is the type that makes me laugh
like if something happens he's like oh noo ,2 seconds later nevermind
Most actors/actresses go their whole lives looking for that one big movie that catapults them. Being part of a cast where your first movie is such a phenomenon, tied to the same franchise, its your golden ticket, while being the bane of your life
getting typecast like that is such a shitty thing a lot of great actors go through
such a bane of their lives making tens of millions of dollars oh nooo
"Nix loses her favorite fingers, if you know what i mean." That really caught me off guard, amazing
Lolđđ was just looking for this comment
đđ
same
But i really dont understand the whole police plot, like some of the time its only empty screen
Lmao same
this man can recap any movies in the best way
"Somehow, they survive this."
Channeling your inner Jeremy Scott there?
I lost it at âHe tries to hitch a ride, but waving around his guns kinda just scares people off.â
This guy is like Mystery Recapped but with more humor.
Less robot
@@gian3298 yes
and sounds less like an emotionless ghost
@@LetsTaIk HAHAHAHA
And relaxing voice
10:58 is an X-Ray Attack (MK9).
I can't be told otherwise.
bro i just read your titles and im already dying laughing, you my dude got me commenting on ever video of yours, if you ever come to berlin, drinks & guestlist to technoclubs are on me ;) 124/10 Content, love it!
Thanks, bless up
âAs he runs off, the ever loyal Hadley commits what can only be described as a war crime.â
*Ad appears*
this truly is a war crime
Yes
Same thing
I was so pissed I shot my leg with a .22
same
I accidentally snorted 2kg of gfuel bc of it
âAnd likes to eat salt from her nose?â This killed me
it was the "whatever" immediately after that did it for me.
The best recap CZcamsr
you are funny af dude keep it up
âI, Voldemort, will handily defeat you in comba-â
âBut do you have a gun?â
âA what?â
âLet me demonstrateâ
**bang**
"Avada kedavra this you fucking casual"
@@notTerabyte "Protego this you fucking casual" would be better tbh
if voldemort had used a gun to kill harry not even the love of a mother would have helped him but no mister fancy no nose had to use spells.
Avada Kablam.
@@roberine7241 yeah just take him out back watch a sunset with him and then just blast him in the back of the head.
âShe was found criminally insane at the age of thirteenâ
I guess most of the âcrackheadâ girls at my school took her for inspiration
The thumbnail is wild man
*"There's Nix. She likes to eat salt through her nose."*
When Daniel tried so hard to erase his image as Harry from the world....but it will never work lol...
Sticks to him like glue
@@bestdadoftheyear7181 Like shit to a blanket.
@@bestdadoftheyear7181 Yeah cause 14 year old girls still have a crush on a make beilive character thats not a teenager anymore ;-;
Sticks to him like guns stapled to a hand
@@cowerdnerddespacito9518 ayyy
when this is the most entertaining thing I watched in like 3 weeks and is 12 minutes
Gotta love the quick scope and +420 on Richter kill
I thought this was gonna be about that edit of HP and the Philosopher's Stone but all the wands are edited to be guns
Same here, and I was suprised
I really hoped this was a part 2 or something
It isn't?
Same
We all thought that but this is much better
Pov: You just found out how Harry over here never runs out of ammo. He's been learning a new spell. "Ammo-Gun-ota!"
No, he just shifted to Murica.
The spell is "Accio-Bullets"
There's extended mags on his forearms (50 rounds for each hand.) There's also a bullet count in the movie
Its FULLCLIP
@@Shrimp_Frying_Rice If I recall correctly, one or both of them even run out of ammo during the movie.
Hence the pistolwhipping
0:22 CZcams huh? I know those colors quite well. đ Great video.
minute movies and high boi ultimate duo
"Nix loses her favorite fingers"
You got my sub dood đđđ
my man
Dude*
@@jaz3075 Bube*
@@QuantumLeap89 ? weird and u late
@@jaz3075 *boob?
âI like Discord, Reddit, and **Pauses Briefly** CZcamsâŠâ
Me: âThat is not the CZcams logo good sir.â
I was looking for this comment
Wow you are so original and funny!!!!! You sir are a comedy genius. I'll laugh tremendously at 21:00 hours
@@7sete777 I could smell the sarcasm on the very first letter
Wat is it?
@@theyeeter9037 Nobody is going to say
Harry.. we are gonna screw guns to your hands because their⊠better than wands
"YOU DON'T GET IT HERMOINE, THESE SWEET BABIES AREN'T JUST DEADLY, BUT AN ART OF BEAUTY."
I don't believe you properly emphasized the insane superpower level skill it takes to hit a high flying drone with that "bazooka". It's kind of like trying to go duck hunting with fireworks.
Bazooka/RPG7 is a recoilless weapon but still, it's not made for smaller targets like a drone so aiming those drones and hit it Is very something that no one in the world would think to do.
Which is very impressive
Damn this guy was actually a good catch for the industry. Not often a child actor becomes so interesting in the projects he does.
Not often, indeed.
WHile this was the only movie with him that ive watched, i absolutely loved it
@@WikterRor2807 You should check out Swiss Army Man
Also check out "Jungle'
@CognizantxNight except harry Potter of course
I believe Radcliffe said something along the lines of "Harry Potter made me enough money to live off of until I die, so I can do whatever I want in terms of projects."
Whenever I need a book report I'll come to this channel to see if you did one. Seemed pretty accurate been a while since I saw that movie tho.
Yall notice how minute movies takes off and suddenly everyone is a comedian ?
"she lost her favorite fingers.. If you know what that means" I almost fell out of my chair bcs of that lmao
U ok
same lol
@@onbored9627 lol
i just realized that now lol
What does it mean?
I really enjoy these role choices Radcliffe makes. Some bold, original, sometimes really out there stuff! And Samara Weaving as Nix!! AND Murray from FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS as Glenjamin!!!
I cant believe this is Harry potter but he is a muggle
Wait, Nix was Samara Weaving? I didn't recognise her even though she's basically Margot Robbie's clone.
he didnt even read the full script the part where he had to piss with the guns was what made him want to have this role
and i agree i think we all would take that role after readin that part
Another fan of Rhys Darby I see đ
How do ya feel about Our Flag Means Death?
I think itâs the best move after the Harry potter movies. Plus he can show that he has other acting abilities other then Teenage angst.
An actual entertaining recapper
i love how when he fires the gun the slide never movesđ€Ł
I really like your humor, i've never seen this movie and the jokes you were cracking about her, "G-fuel", which you made kid friendly, made me chuckle. great recap
Thanks!
Lol
Ah yes calling it g-fuel makes this movie kid friendly.
@@lancegeorge71 calling it meth or cocaine is worse
@@moss1w Well yeah of course. but it still doesn't make it kid friendly when you consider how much gore is in the video đ. I just found the suggestion funny that simply changing that word makes it kid friendly.
I constantly cringed because Daniel never kept his fingers off the triggers.
I think he can't, that's why he missfires sometimes
He literally can't take them off
And he's some random guy who wakes up with guns for hands, he wouldn't know how to fucking use one properly
@@kobimitchell7807 r/whooosh
@@cr1ms0n8bit7 there was no joke
As the wizards called them - "Metal wands"
âYou wanna smoke some crack?â Said that so casually bruh đ
Isnât there also one where Harry Potter becomes a devil
Yeah I'll cover all his movies at some point
That one was sick, I just found this channel and am Loving it!
Harry dies and becomes a farting human size Swiss Army Knife.
@@MinuteMovies1 now this movie is it Harry Potter transferred to American school
Horns