You Won't Believe What She ATE To End Up Like This (Movie Recap)

🍿 Movie: Cooties (Drop a like!)
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[@MinuteMovies1]

Show this guy some love, he designed the channel's new DRIP:
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[@darkwingduck7247]

@SpongeBob this is crazy

[@OmgS3TTY]

Ok and

[@kennyowolabi9314]

@SpongeBob wow 😯 that was 😔 sad

[@OmgS3TTY]

Ok and you commented five minutes ago

[@OmgS3TTY]

@SpongeBob you commented three minutes ago for me

[@Dumpliing]

Alternate Title: Girl gets McDonalds, instantly regrets it

[@thejohn2789]

By Dhar Mann
Edit: You're all too late

[@jett5252]

Brilliant

[@takahashi2852]

"Instantly regrets it" is a bit overused.

[@georgiepig8918]

@Leia P dhar mann in 20 years

[@JustthesameJn]

@@takahashi2852 Ive been in this earth for so many years and I still havent met the person who asked.

[@thiccboi156]

"Let me slip in to something more comfortable"
- Minute Movies probably

[@DoopieMomo]

-moistcritikal actually

[@oof5600]

your pf is perfect

[@blueinrealm65]

*Penguinz0

[@crxz3ll]

@@oof5600 it is and yours is to

[@user-op8tm5bm4b]

😳

[@dreadfulmantis7452]

love to see how so many of the actors who did phenomenal work with "The Office" are in here together. Havent seen them like that in a good few years...

[@drawingdevil1248]

Fun fact: she didn’t think twice about it from how bad school food is

[@crow231]

true

[@Astro.titancameraman.2]

Ye it's like they have no taste buds

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Wade was the best part of this movie for sure, the dude was singlehandedly carrying with his personality.

[@meltedtoffee6272]

True

[@jasmirsalim63]

yep facts

[@tossedacatoutthewindow4442]

Yea

[@32-rudrakshkumar-9a2]

why are u here

[@Soobinmybabygirl]

I am here before this comment blew up💀

[@poissonsumac7922]

"Pleased to meet you with meat to please you"
This guy doesn't need the book on how to make normal conversation. He needs the whole encyclopedia!

[@ascalonex]

I thought it was extremely creative and that it made sense
"Pleased to meet you with Meat to please you"
It means that he is happy to meet him with meat to make him pleased

[@subscribetoscp-173oritsnap5]

Please to meat you

[@narukami597]

@@ascalonex Thanks for the detailed explanation. I wouldnt have understood otherwise.

[@theldraspneumonoultramicro405]

what? you mean to tell me that line did not get you all hot and bothered? get you exited down south? get your engine roaring?

[@mrpineapple3942]

@@ecadecca4524 hey want to meet my shotgun?

[@stapoldy_propaganda_account]

3:03 GOT ME WHEEZING 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jamiebitonti2319]

*in the hallway*
Kid:Got any games on your phone
No I don't think I do

[@saurabhshri]

This is how The Office turned out in another timeline.

[@iposhi2Videos]

IKR I DIDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE WADE WAS DWIGHT AT FIRST LOL

[@distorted_kirbo]

The mom in the beginning is Meredith too right

[@iposhi2Videos]

@@distorted_kirbo yup

[@hamburguesas427]

Officer Dave Should have stayed in Albuquerque

[@nowaydude8479]

@@iposhi2Videos SAME

[@definitelytrueinformation5498]

Fort Chicken sounds like a generic Saturday morning cartoon town

[@RIN_the_rizzler]

Yeah lol

[@chunkymunkey9182]

Or a new Adult Swim cartoon

[@_marshP]

it sounds like a local restaurant

[@jackieboyog]

8:41 "a little shit emerges" i love it 🤣

[@Munchithemunckin]

What the hell this just started just by a chicken nugget lol you Gor a new sub dude

[@sm1les963]

“A girl ate an infected chicken nugget” has me laughing and sobbing
(Ty for 2.8K)

[@besttoiletfixerever]

A girl ate an infected chicken nugget.....
She lives to regret it|Dharr Man Vid-

[@Depressed_Utraman]

Me who just ate chicken nuggies for lunch: "i'll regret this later"

[@connorlovelock9219]

The green stuff almost made throw up

[@Depressed_Utraman]

@@connorlovelock9219 me too, if i were that girl, and tastes something weird, i'll puke the chunk of the nugget, and cut my tounge

[@clowny7558]

How tf is that funny 💀

[@madkip4991]

Stanley could've killed those zombies if it means he's getting home early.

[@surferwrld1649]

shout out to the 34 (as of this comment) people who got the office reference. 😂

[@mr_red685]

Your profile pic is from mudkip only in Pokémon emerald,DJ why I said this

[@Voidi-Void]

i just realized what you meant.

[@eon1951]

@@surferwrld1649 the office? i thought they were refrencing gravity falls lmaooo

[@lP_PROXY]

Yes or if it is pretzel day. Not only that did anyone notice who the mother was?

[@Cats4ever212]

"Hey you got games on your phone?"
*bomb*
"No"

[@isaiahlewis7162]

Show this guy some love,he designed the channel’s new DRIP:

[@thestudentofficial5483]

Seriously. Other than this guy's dry humour and witty jokes and censorship, he even provides subtitles and watchbar underneath. Bravo!

[@mintkiity]

Dude my fav was: “Hey, you got any games on ya phone?”

[@CarassiusAu]

And I love the perfectly cut screams too! Like 5:14 and 5:48

[@janisburford3310]

This would be the best day to be sick and stay home

[@atulkrishna3467]

and I thought that was a new CZcams update or something 🤣

[@rankyra]

I forget which movie he was doing but there was a suspenseful moment where somebody was walking into a bedroom to check something and... there's amber heard dropping a deuce on the bed. Amazing timing 👏

[@ThunderJimmy]

If there is somehow ever a sequel, there will be a lot of upset adults in canon asking how one chicken nugget nearly doomed an entire population of people.

[@user-zj8uc2hl5h]

you can see when they are in that place at the end that there were a lot of infected nuggets and in the beginning it looked like a big chicken nugget distributor. so in conclusion there was probably at least one infected nugget in every state.

[@makotomachiyuki]

how chicken nuggets doomed*

[@arn3107]

I still don't understand how the infection even came to be, in the chicken I meab

[@shinigamikitty]

@@arn3107 Right?? LOL It must have been the Rage Virus that jumped to the chickens XD

[@Mayhzon]

The same way a single spoon of bat soup can doom an entire population of earth. ;)

[@honorladone8682]

A masterpiece!

[@mamamelatrola1968]

Wow what a collection of funny weirdos🤣🤣🤣👌😎

[@chilliconcarne4428]

"A Girl ate An INFECTED Chicken Nugget, This Is How Her Body Shut Down"
Shelly , is a 13 year old girl ☝ presenting to the Emergency Room with corpus animatum. Corpus meaning Corpse and animatum meaning animated.

[@killme_yt7160]

Idk if it's me but am i the only one who get's this comment?? lol

[@PITZ24701]

Reading this with that voice though.

[@alialtaf3412]

Chubbyemu reference 😂🤣

[@Cheapriceball]

Yesss

[@lmaoquaigmire9996]

☝️ presenting to the emergency room

[@B-Man-69]

I'm just glad to see Meredith isn't drunk when she's out of the office.

[@fatboi1283]

I am pretty sure that dwight is the coach

[@bananaboi100]

@@fatboi1283 yep

[@silviaperales7889]

Lol

[@silviaperales7889]

@@fatboi1283 I think so too

[@troublemaker6228]

OH CRAPE SHE'S WEARING A WEAVE had me laughing for ever

[@KaramelFrappe]

"Clint" really turned into "We bout to play some Minecraft"

[@oscarotoole1163]

Fun fact: Cooties was originally gonna end completely different.
Originally, after killing Patriot. The team find themselves at a camp ground, where they take a rest, for a short while. That is, until they discover the hanged body of one of the camp leaders. Behind them, lies the kids at the camp, lead by Shelly, as they laugh maniacally. We don’t see what happens after this scene, but it’s presumed that Shelly and the other kids kill the survivors. The credits scene, meanwhile, shows the Nuggets being transported to different locations. Presumably spreading the virus even more. Which if so, would basically make the Cooties world Children of the Corn, except all the kids are zombies

[@cijiserrano3723]

Girl/boy what dose this have to do with cooties

[@oscarotoole1163]

@@cijiserrano3723 It’s literally the alternate ending to Cooties

[@cijiserrano3723]

@@oscarotoole1163 yeah true

[@darrellboyd885]

80th

[@nouraalmuhairi5023]

Clint be looking like Frodo from lord of the rings did anyone notice 😀

[@dripchungus]

i love how the main carrier of the virus that bit the kid takes long too infect a kid but scratching takes like seconds to fully infect a kid

[@CfoLala]

I think it's because it enters the blood stream directly rather than food that had to go through all the stages of digestion

[@dripchungus]

@@CfoLala i should've been clear what i meant was the bite takes longer to infect

[@thobelajemsana6181]

Yeah I was sick sometimes and it it didn't infect me fully

[@glitchesmr.tiktok4838]

I know right

[@gabrielkawa3477]

Zombie logic

[@WingsOfFirePossum]

4:54 smashing, tackling, and… *clapping* !?

[@StikMasterJack]

you channel built my childhood

[@zackOOO-nz9rh]

i like how instead of just killing a zombie for the first time and just going on with their day, they actually react to what they just did since, well, most people wouldn't react well to killing someone

[@petaneiu]

Is this is a real story please say no or my children well die😭😭

[@jackbandit2114]

@@petaneiu It's real. All of it.

[@andrisbrauns1062]

@@jackbandit2114 well i guess the camera man is invisible then

[@treamountin8214]

@@jackbandit2114 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sobs in horror*

[@abandonedchannel]

@@jackbandit2114 what

[@justanothermortal1373]

Can't believe they got both Dwight and Meredith into one movie

[@kenn_is_me]

fr

[@TheEddieStilson]

And Dwight's cousin Zeke.

[@suit1795]

can't forget hurley

[@Troodonts]

@@suit1795 or matt jones from breaking bad

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Yeah its unbelievable I thought actors were only allowed to play characters together in one show or movie

[@w3rd358]

I love this story!

[@Astril-and-FrenchVenti]

Hitachi should get a raise for his sick combat moves✨️✨️✨️

[@Zero_The_Silly]

"OH CRAP SHES WEARING A WEAVE" had me laughing and crying

[@dyexi4333]

😭😭😭

[@Jboi_playz]

Me touch my classmates hair in intensity regatit

[@Zero_The_Silly]

@@Jboi_playz lol

[@karinajones1960]

I read this comment and then I saw the part it was mentioning

[@MarlenaValkyrie]

Wow I didn’t know weaves could bleed 😲

[@Kitty_Kitten90120]

4:51 got me dying saying you don't want this smoke-

[@ShojiSkullz]

Inspectors: wtf is this nugget?
People who made the nugget: oh it’s JUST A LITTLE zombie infection. Don’t worry it’s harmless!
Inspectors:ALL GOOD

[@deannakelly6706]

"oh crap, she's wearing a weave"
LMFAO I DIED😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@soulessdesire]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@ketzisandra4896]

ikr. 😂😂😂

[@crescent_moon8426]

Lol

[@maliaharris4463]

I was looking for this comment and LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cats4052]

Ikr lmfao 🤣

[@ImNotJonni]

"Before he can come to that revelation, a little shit emerges."
THE WAY HE SAID THAT SO MONOTONE GOT ME LAUGHING FOR A HOT MINUTE
8:36

[@Yuri_kiko]

I'm more disturb about the chicken nuggets Idk if i wanna finish eating mine now I'm gonna anyways

[@ImNotJonni]

@@Yuri_kiko oh nO-

[@Yuri_kiko]

@@ImNotJonni I'm fine not zombiefied

[@mintkiity]

Yes

[@dragonheart8475]

Same

[@The-Purple-Myth]

all the memes effort nice

[@_randomrelics._.]

i love messing up my sleep schedule and i have church tmrw❤

[@glamrockchica.9479]

6:48 " he realizes his baby brother is quite appetizing."
I'm gonna have nightmares now.

[@YourTypicalGachatuber]

same-

[@briaplhalore]

Battle Cats be like
Girl:Basic Cat
Nugget:Cat God

[@-angel_edits-]

Wade: And thats how I survived the apocalypse.
His grandchildren: How did it start though?
Wade: A chicken nugget.

[@BiggestAmerican69]

Oh cool but grandpa who was your crush in the apocalypse

[@khalish1834]

Do this 😅⃤

[@luv_roxd1380]

Hahaha!😂!

[@chhiringsonamsherpa7866]

Lol

[@F0X-B0X]

Children: *Eats McDonald* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@tonibelbin2570]

Bro it came out like goo😊

[@juliodelgado3280]

The girl stared all full zombie apocalypse out there but there not green like a zombie 💀

[@grizzlyraidz]

watching patriot fling across the road after being launched off the truck made me laugh harder than I should've

[@yikesqueena]

LOL
Doug leaves some Encouraging words: "Remember Clint if you fail, We're all gonna die."
So Encouraging

[@ketzisandra4896]

ikr, lol. we all need sum1 like that. ver encouraging. 😂👏👏👏

[@ohhowawkward4654]

"Oh Crap she's wearing a weave" XD

[@Nnmie_124]

Bro were all so proud of you for saying the word correctly (the truck thing (

[@A_strange_man545]

I like the older drip this one is loocking too ammmm Warren brothers

[@MinuteMovies1]

drip was non-existent

[@juliodelgado3280]

I peed in my pants when the girl's ponytail came off 💀

[@kenyamiranda8273]

Tracy and Wade and Tamara are my favorite characters and Doug

[@DSMCasual]

Minute movie: “School kids get infected by Chicken Nuggets.”
*Me at McDonald’s*
Me: “Where’s my McNuggets?!”

[@jorellgoh]

@@ecadecca4524 I like how the last tag is trash like you and your bot developer

[@Dragoneatspam]

@@ecadecca4524 bot

[@akuma2918]

If y'all know it's a bot then why do u even reply like it's not going to read or answer 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@Apollozona]

“Pleased to meet ya with meat to please ya” has me rolling, I don’t know why I haven’t thought of this.

[@kardouchabderrahman3876]

Real nugget:truns you into tangomangle

[@lillpoetboy]

This is probably my favorite zombie movie

[@cristinauri]

*New fear unlocked* SCOOL 💀

[@mavenlavallee3779]

"No way, they can use keys too?!" Me: WHY DO YOU SOUND SO IMPRESSED. SO YOUR TELLIN' ME THAT YOU WANNA DIE?!

[@Devilhand21]

Tbh, why hasn't this gotten a sequel? Like our protags are actually intelligent and use logical thinking unlike most zombie apocalypse movies and shows where the protags are severely suffering from the case of the stupid. And not to mention, this movie is really funny by looking at this review.

[@deerinheadlights7179]

the protagonists? maybe... the idiotic girl at the start? totally not

[@kylaeverette100]

What dose Tbh mean? 👀🤔

[@Devilhand21]

@@kylaeverette100 To be honest. You are joking that didn't know that, right?

[@Venomzzzz]

Severely suffering from a case of stupid 💀

[@-Riko--]

@@kylaeverette100 lol do u know what "wby" means?

[@puudles]

Girl eats chicken nuggets, later bullied for having salmonella

[@m1aouzdt]

Wtf are these bots in the replies

[@mrpineapple3942]

@@m1aouzdt I don’t know, but I do know that your username is hecking hilarious xd

[@m1aouzdt]

@@mrpineapple3942 I'm changing it later

[@fanyamvs9601]

@@m1aouzdt Noooo

[@discord4649]

@@m1aouzdt g era r e tá rrzetxte z, 5x,5t

[@Stxrzz_lover]

"oh crap she's wearing a wig"😂why is that so true the

[@Soviet_Cat1729]

10:40 and fries and coke with that too .

[@Ll-pz3xt]

"A girl ate an infected chicken nugget"
What did the chickens do 😭

[@darknessdx6176]

What if the Chicken was mixed with Diarrhea? It may sound disgusting but what if it’s the reason why she got Infected?

[@markkrause1756]

Maybe the chicken had a disease?

[@BloomieChanRoadto]

The chicken had cancer

[@KiminjiYT]

@@BloomieChanRoadto chiker

[@ashenknight25]

Pov: when you eat the BTS meal

[@The_Jumping_Box]

This is how BTS fans are made

[@isaiahthomas9817]

@@The_Jumping_Box
brainless ✅
Attack anything that’s not part of them ✅
Sound like a dying dog ✅
It all checks out

[@stargirlpng]

i dont know whether to be offended. or laugh-

[@hefefggre]

@@isaiahthomas9817 what

[@Trackshim]

@@isaiahthomas9817 based

[@ILoveTheAlienz]

Ayo. Are you Midoriya's lovechild? (The narrating is beyond perfection)

[@glitchherobrine3773]

Clint looks like his disappointment is immeasurable and his day his ruined

[@caitlynjones454]

"Hey, do you have games on your phone?"
"No, no I don't think I do."
I was dyingggggg, you gain a new sub for the humor

[@leetee6545]

6:43 Okay bro…
OMG THE POOR FRICKING BABY

[@ciao51772]

Me when i see a sussy nugget:DESTROY DA CHICKEN NUGGET!!!

[@user-ne4te5eg8l]

I remember watching this with my friend when I was 7 I was traumatized 😭

[@mynameisrowanandimamodel.6266]

6:05 I didn't even notice that he is the guy in the lord of the rings XD!

[@megaladon6345]

WHAT ??? This cast is just full of superstars😍 Dwight and Meredith are especially my favourites❤️

[@Rugby554]

See, this is why I always pack *my own lunches*

[@ngwanemercy9104]

This should be scary but it makes me laugh hard

[@MoonTails27]

Moral of the story:
Don't eat food that gives school

[@raycervantes4098]

true

[@mrs.killerbunni3402]

*Don't eat food that the school gives you*

[@Kayla-dr2zg]

Haha noted

[@rebekahgallman8746]

I bring my own lunch for a reason :>

[@Dearbuttercup]

Lol my parents always make me eat food that looks weird no wonder I always am sick and when I say I am sick they are like " you always on your dam phone

[@iOrangeDawn]

I’ve never really trusted food served at school and now this has brought my trust lower. Good movie though.

[@kellymcleod8136]

THATS WHY I BRING MY OWN F-ING LUNCH

[@kellymcleod8136]

No hate just sayin

[@aaronkidwell]

Thank god it’s a movie😂

[@Heyitsme-mn3qf]

Not me never eating chicken nuggets again after this 😂

[@Moomooman-pj8dq]

5:37 this dude looks AND sounds like Fix-It-Felix

[@ifthebootyfatykwhereimat]

at first I thought the title was just a joke like most others, but it wasn't... now I'm confused

[@Gwebb74]

It is a reference to another CZcams channel that makes medical videos like a guy drinking a lava lamp

[@ifthebootyfatykwhereimat]

@@ecadecca4524 no 😎

[@WayStedYou]

@@Gwebb74 chubbyemu

[@Gwebb74]

@@WayStedYou yeah I knew the name not the spelling sadly

[@victoriabrown3770]

He is wearing the drip

[@chimesxdr]

Hhahahahhahahahahah me *choking*

[@so_is_my_johnson]

First the inspectors look right at the nugget. “Yep, all good.”
The the lunch lady, “Yep, all good”
At least the girl should have enough common sense to say, “Hey, this chicken nugget looks like it’s already passed through an entire human body” and not eat it. But no. Everyone is honking blind in Fort Chicken.

[@scipion34]

plot logic

[@allisonlmar]

Agreed✅

[@natalieirismidnightsnow8163]

This is why I’m mostly vegetarian

[@HamidSafeerChannel]

CHECK THE FOOD first

[@UnnecessaryAnimations.]

@@HamidSafeerChannel BRO EXACTLY SHELLY'S AN IDIOT

[@mcf.starboy]

Not him saying: "Oh crap! She's wearing a WEAVE." THAT HAD ME DYING

[@kohensmhe7124]

Right

[@huggywuggysquad2521]

Lol I can relate to that 😂😂

[@Catalina-Crazy-Contortion]

Wow this movie is crazie

[@user-bn8mj9no6f]

I love that Elijah wood!

[@ramiroloria2185]

"Don't worry! this is a safe drug for kids which stimulates their senses, they also become faster stronger and can survive with any kind of food"
*whispers*
"But mostly they prefer H U M A N meat"

[@AverageAwesomeDude]

That’s just meth, part of every healthy Floridian child’s breakfast

[@blinded6502]

This is whatcha get for overeating glycine before exams

[@mclarenf1gtr471]

Bro why is ur profile picture a T92E1

[@ramiroloria2185]

@@mclarenf1gtr471 thank you for noticing my profile pic used to be a T92E1 in WoT now I've changed to blitz and that's why I chose this as a profile picture + the T92E1 was my first Tier 9 in both games

[@ramiroloria2185]

@@mclarenf1gtr471 also wait I've seen you before.. In Droodles' channel? maybe pantouf's or meadsy maybe even Armoured Pantz Idk what channel you commented on

[@giga_slayer]

I have a GUT FEELING that Patriot is the Leader of the pack.

[@jayjay-gw2ll]

Meanwhile:
Nobody:
That one guy who is too bored to care: "Oh look, carnage :D"

[@floppalife6806]

The part when the kid pulls her hair my heart

[@khayribates2929]

hastling, tackling and clapping everyone in his path. I 100% approove of his actions

[@cybernetix5259]

"Hey, do you have games on your phone?"
No, no I don't think I do.

[@JunoInSpace]

if i watched this movie it would give my nightmares for weeks 😰

[@RainStreet7129]

I was like "ew what is that??" *clicks on it*
*._.*

[@FatherlessTrashTalker]

"hey u got games on ur phone" "no i don't think i do" this is he funniest part LMAO

[@drewpauken9016]

I was like after watching this”I’m never eating a chicken nugget again.”

[@redhot_luck5472]

SAME

[@livv6.-.]

Darr Mahn be like
"Girl eats chicken nugget and instantly regrets it's💀

[@Judeinggg]

Cooties. A classic

[@tasnimnasif32]

These Chubby Emu titles are so god damn accurate.

[@xHOTxCHOCOxFUDGEx]

I can kind of relate to both Clint. I went to college for computer game design but sucked at programming, so I had to change my major to "general studies" just so I could graduate and get out of college. And now, I work at a day care. The kids call me Miss Pikachu because I used to always wear a Pikachu sweater when I first started working there. I often feel like a failure in life, too. I can also somewhat relate to Doug, as I am an extremely awkward person most of the time when meeting new people. Sometimes I say the most random things out of nowhere. I don't read books on how to have a normal conversation, though. But if I were in their situation, I can kind of see myself casually saying what Doug said, "Oh look! Carnage!" followed by, "We're all gonna die!" :D

[@BT-211]

OMG! I did not know fix it Felix was in this movie!