honestly she got a pretty baller deal. she gets a new face, cool new teeth, some snakes or something, and she gets supplied the blood she needs from the doctor. i say its a win win if you just stick to the "medication".
@@christianmcbrearty I don't think having your jaw wired shit makes it totally impenetrable- you have to have some space to be able to drink (super-blended stuff), like through a straw. So throwing liquid back up in that state means you might still be able to let it... drip... back out through whatever gaps there are. But that's definitely partly dependent on how much you throw up, since if it can't fall or be forced out the gaps in the mouth fast enough, you"d definitely be more likely to either swallow it back down or aspirate. I spent more time than I think is healthy figuring that out.
Bro I really like your narration! You use your own voice and that's infinitely better than those robotic voices we hear on other similar channels. And you're funny too! đ
Didn't even notice that this wasn't a Movie Recaps nor a Story Recapped video and got totally caught off guard with the jokes. 10/10 would unexpectedly burst into laughter again.
5:57 That got a full-fledged guffaw out of me XD It's the middle of the night and I'm usually pretty good at *not* laughing out loud when other people are trying to sleep, so well done!
This is why you need to wear a full-face helmet, even on a scooter. My father used to be an amateur roadracer. Even on quick rides, he wears a full helmet All. The. Time.
That ending is the dumbest thing ever 1. Why put ur enemy in a room with ur wife that u care for ? 2. So many other flaws that Im too lazy to point out
âher mouth is impossible to open, but at least shes ready for holloweenâ ISTG IM DEAD HELP MY PILLOW IS SOAKED OF CRYING FROM LAUGHTERRRRđđđđđđđ
"Rosey is on the ground in pain, pleading the two men for help, but they record her instead of giving her a helping hand, although one of the men gives her his throat, how nice of him" đđ love that sarcasm at the end đđ
"Turns out she was almost in a car crash earlier. *I don't want your bullshit excuses!* Hm. Well that didn't work." Your voice makes the narration amazing
Good to see you back, I got so sick of seeing your videos on other channels. Been around since youre at 10kish just wanna let you know how much your content is apreciated man! Greetings from germany
"They we're Eating salt with their Nose?" Got me Not gonna cap Keep up the amazing work I've Known You for a while now Before Making a account Love ya vids.
"She can't open her mouth, but at least she's ready for halloween"
True, but she would look really out of place for cristmas
Christmas**
@@lakeplaysadoptme923 u ruin everything
@@lakeplaysadoptme923 says the guy that didn't put spaces in his name
aight then for now on
its cristmas
@@mithaangelia61 merry Cristmas
"they eat salt with their nose"
Nicely done, man
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kids do watch this so..heha i can't stop smiling
I actually lol'd at that
lmao
lmao im dying XDDD
Ive seen a lot of videos narrating on movies but this man takes that and turns it into comedy and makes it interesting.. well done sir
Too each there own ..just in case you read this. Your user picture scared me well done viewer.
Be safe everyone n this on going Pandemic Virus Still.
Late reply but I believe this channel is a twin to mystery recapped(a channel that does the exact same as this).
honestly she got a pretty baller deal. she gets a new face, cool new teeth, some snakes or something, and she gets supplied the blood she needs from the doctor. i say its a win win if you just stick to the "medication".
âBallerâ
I destroyed the 450 likes and now itâs 451
@@vanxi-19 493. Buiiiiiiiiiieeeetch
One
Don't forget the tentacle
why is no one talking about âthe police shot him and he fell down due to deathâ đ
haha I was looking for this comment
Well, he would kill someone so the cop killed him
Timestamp?
@@RIFLQ 14:00
@@LilMuffin18 i think it's the "due to death" part we all love
I'm more perplexed on how she threw up if her jaw is wired shut. THAT. Is true pain
I was thinking the Same thing, I can't even imagine how much that hurts.
Wouldn't she suffocate? The vomit would go back down her throat.
God that would have been insanely painful
@@christianmcbrearty I don't think having your jaw wired shit makes it totally impenetrable- you have to have some space to be able to drink (super-blended stuff), like through a straw. So throwing liquid back up in that state means you might still be able to let it... drip... back out through whatever gaps there are. But that's definitely partly dependent on how much you throw up, since if it can't fall or be forced out the gaps in the mouth fast enough, you"d definitely be more likely to either swallow it back down or aspirate.
I spent more time than I think is healthy figuring that out.
@@OverdramaticAngel yeah gnarly đ€ą
Bro I really like your narration! You use your own voice and that's infinitely better than those robotic voices we hear on other similar channels. And you're funny too! đ
Thank you so much đ
@@MinuteMovies1 Of course! đ€
Bro we love you sooo muchđđđ
He's a great AI isn't he?
@@nocensorship8092 Oh nooo if that's an AI and not a human being we're screwed! Artificial intelligence is taking over the world! We're doooomed! đČ
This is supposed to be horrifying story, but man you made it so funny
"atleast she is ready for halloween" got me choke on my drink
Brad has some real Chad energy. Also, wear full face helmets kids.
@@sanstheskeleton7868 father
I don't think it would have saved her from the writers. She's got the opposite of the plot armor
You remind me of someone at my school named Cyris
@@sanstheskeleton7868 good ending
@@Theeditmasterz my names cyrus
The fact that the video is 20 minutes long means this movie's gonna be good...
I think its a decent body horror
@@shivampatel3003 it wasn't that scary for a horror movie but the plot was unique
Or ad revenue đ
not at all
What the hell are you doing here
"U can't win em all Brad"
Always cracks me up
Didn't even notice that this wasn't a Movie Recaps nor a Story Recapped video and got totally caught off guard with the jokes.
10/10 would unexpectedly burst into laughter again.
This guy sounds so calm that if you tell him that he's gonna die he'll just say "okay, cool."
Rose was never accepted by truck-kun, instead turn her into a Zombe women
She Literally jump into _Tokyo Ghoul_ series
Eh I see her more as a vampire
funny
LOL
That's literally Zombieland Saga.
âHeâs real angyâ bruh this part got me dyingđđđ
The most unbelievable part of this movie is that theyâre depicting Canadians as real people
AYO?
Hey
yeah like...
Canadians aren't real people
Me, a Canadian: đ
" eat salt with their nose? " that definitely cracked me upđ€Ł
I get it. Well doneđ
Salt mixed with cocaine most likely.
crack you up*
wait i just realized i didn't have to explain the joke
@@sherlockdolmes4319 you don't lol. it was funny :P
If a pandemic was a thing in this movie, face masks would have been her best friends.
true
Lol
Ur here ? I see u in every wwe video
That would easily get infected
Mine too. Except I didnt have an accident that disfigured my face. I'm just ugly
That excuse me itâs MAâAM caught me off guardđ«
"Her mouth is impossible to open, but at least she's ready for Halloween." đđđđđ
I'm so sorry I had to take down last night's video. I've fixed the issues and included a couple more jokes!
itz fine đ©
No worries
thank you mister đ
lol i wondered why
you mispronounced like every letter of ,,Schadenfreude" lol
Bruh- whoever was her surgeon needs to be sued, that's not normal. đ
Facts bro
Bruh - He got himself some new clients after this movie, soon one of his beauty clinics opens in close proximity to you.
Oh yes, it is ⊠itâs her New Normal, lol!
@@florencepierce1864 HAHA! đ€Ł
Itâs a movie lol
âCausing him to fall on the ground, due to death, Christmas is canceledâđđđđđđđ
5:57 That got a full-fledged guffaw out of me XD It's the middle of the night and I'm usually pretty good at *not* laughing out loud when other people are trying to sleep, so well done!
U wake up anybody?
3:43 that time i DIDNT get reincarnated as an anime protagonist.
good i remembered this comment and wasn't sure if i'd have to say it for you đ
Truck-kun decides she is not worthy of being a anime protagonist or they ran out of isekai for her to join lmao
she wasn't worthy of having a harem is all
She turned to _Kaneki_ tho
Almost died from accident > getting into sussy surgery > can't eat human food > friend died > get a tentacle > depressed
Oop looks like truck-kun can't even isekai her
Imagine her giving out candy on Halloween and kids thinking it's all just makeup, lmao.
ha ha funny
ur everywhere, wwe videos, movie videos everywhere
This entire movie felt like a fever dream, I had no clue what the hell was going on at any point after the car crash.
The fact that two separate parties hired Brad to take care of her is crazy
lol
Whoever "FIXED" her face after the incident seems to have had a grudge.
Brilliant execution, dude! That wordplay is fan-freaking-TASTIC! Thank you for sharing.
My pleasure!
@@MinuteMovies1 keep up the great work
Props for including part of the actual movie audio. I like that. Just at parts where it fits, but I dig it.
"this puts him into a gentle slumber"
Think I love this line
âCausing him to fall to the ground, due to deathâ
Nah mate, due to falling over
Lol
due to gravity
"Get away from my wife!"
Buddy, you put her in the room with your wife.
"Smashes a fire extinguisher into the guys skull. This puts him into a gentle slumber" lmaoo
@14:40 CrAnBeRry jUiSe đ€Łđ
The "relatable" never fails to make me laugh.
âOkay, I pull up.â had me dead đ
Thank you for pointing out her patchy orange tan. That was the scariest looking part...also I'm sure she could sue a lot of people
"but at least she's ready for Halloween" IT GOT ME SO HARD I STARTED LAUGHING TO HARD ON THE FLOOR
This movie made me never wanna throw up, drive motorcycle, be famous in fashion, or drive a car.
Whatâs it called
@@dariuslol2466 space movie 1992
@@dariuslol2466 Rabid
It's next to the upload date.
@@dariuslol2466 Rabid The dude saying itâs a space movie is a liar
@@Aymil oh no
âCould this day get any worse? Yes.â
My whole life
5:48 GOT ME CRYING THIS DUDE TOO FUNNY AT RANDOM ASS TIMES LMAOOO
@Hanscuit thanks for commenting, i got to enjoy this shit again hahahah
also I admire the way you add your own view of the situations in the recaps, nice work :)
"and left sadden and ashamed for the creature she hast become" "relatable" lol he makes horror movies funny and i luv it
"This puts him into a gentle slumber" got me bad lmao
I was stunned by he surgery. I mean who does a surgery like that. Its almost as if the time was reversed. Good story, I loved it.
One of my favorites of yours!
'Causing him to fall onto the ground... *due to death.*'
Comedy gold.
That's why you asked on your community post if we'd ever consider having plastic surgery. Clever way to hint a new video.
Great catch! Also I love your username and profile pic. đ„
This is why you need to wear a full-face helmet, even on a scooter. My father used to be an amateur roadracer. Even on quick rides, he wears a full helmet All. The. Time.
âMaking your way up the industry laser without getting on your knees â. Dark lol
10/10 for the commentary, 5\10 for the movie
Commentary?
@@jm6456 commentary on the movie
"I wanna see how awful I look"
"wow I look awful, I'm depressed now"
I feel there was a very easy way to prevent this problem.
I love you man. You've saved me hours of my live watching shiety movies and pointing me to the ones that are worth watching. Thanks!
"Christmas is cancelled"
Stuff like that always gets me.
That ending is the dumbest thing ever
1. Why put ur enemy in a room with ur wife that u care for ?
2. So many other flaws that Im too lazy to point out
@Varnu Mvn she pulled that out her extra pocket between her legs I guess đ
@@InternalxHD b-bro?
@@appol2584 ay somebody gotta explain the situation bro
Saaamme Iâm so frustrated đđ
@Varnu Mvn Brad had it on him, he pulls it out right after being grabbed by wall-waifu, then drops it as he gets tentacled to the throat.
"Brad, Rose's simp defends her honor by trashing fire extinguisher at his skull" i laughed so hardđđđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"This puts him into a gentle slumber" lol
Whenever I hear the name gunter, for some reason, I crack up. Thanks for making my morning better :)
The commentary is hilarious! I love it!
This is what you get when a comedian summarizes movies, I love it
It's just so funny when he says "you can't win him all brad" I just love the narration cuz there's sarcasm and it's just so funny hahhaa
i love minute movis xD i am subbing
Love the vibes in your video
A mutated form of rabies is actually how a zombie apocalypse could happen realistically and not how they usually happen in traditional zombie movies
âher mouth is impossible to open, but at least shes ready for holloweenâ
ISTG IM DEAD HELP MY PILLOW IS SOAKED OF CRYING FROM LAUGHTERRRRđđđđđđđ
I just found these movie recaps and the commentary is top notch.
"Rosey is on the ground in pain, pleading the two men for help, but they record her instead of giving her a helping hand, although one of the men gives her his throat, how nice of him" đđ love that sarcasm at the end đđ
So she's a Vampire/Hentai Monster but her victims turn into Dying Light zombies. This movie must'a been a wild ride.
Sorry I missed the first one, I am sure this will be twice as good. Keep up the awesome work.
"Turns out she was almost in a car crash earlier.
*I don't want your bullshit excuses!*
Hm. Well that didn't work."
Your voice makes the narration amazing
DAAAAAAAMMMNNN! Brad just WON'T give up! Brad: "May I take you out for dinner, Rose?" Rose: "Sure." Brad: "What's your favorite dish?" Rose, "LIVER!"
LoL
3:52 "Could this day get any worse?... Yes." lmaooo
8:40 this video is such a masterpiece with your commentary lol
I swear this is the best recap channel ive ever seen
Minute movies, the only story recap I subscribe for the personality XD
She literally only took off her glasses đ
Nah, she also has less marks on her face. Honestly, for me, she looked cuter before đ
that "could this day get worse,... yes." was so comical I had to replay many dozens of times
10:14 hes very angy XDDDDDDDD
"Brad smashes a fire extinguisher into his skull, this puts him in a gentle slumber" đđ
Minute Movies and High Boi are the GOATS of Movie Recaps.
Yes
couldnt have agreed more
Love how much effort you put into your videos
I appreciate that!
First time to your channel and that was Awesome, thanks
Glad you enjoyed!
@@MinuteMovies1 I think you have me starting a binge on your channel now. This is good and so is your work
Love ur vids ur really funny keep up the good word
Her: im a monster
Her friend: youâre alive
Me: Frankenstein?
Good to see you back, I got so sick of seeing your videos on other channels. Been around since youre at 10kish just wanna let you know how much your content is apreciated man!
Greetings from germany
Legend!
This is the best. Def got a subscribe
You do the best narrations đ
I'm now watching your videos for entertainment rather than learning more about movies
"As he listens to travis scott on the radio" These little quips alone put this movie channel above a lot of the other ones.
Iâve been here every since the first video and watched every video you do a good job keep doing what you are doing
Bless up man, I appreciate you!
same dude, may story recapped die in the algorithm
@@SevenRedSunsOfficial lol
Thanks
Damn, your humor is next level had to sub lol
I love this CZcamsr he makes every horror film /movie into a funny one and he tells everything like it fake good job you have a new sub!
"They we're Eating salt with their Nose?"
Got me Not gonna cap Keep up the amazing work I've Known You for a while now Before Making a account Love ya vids.
"she can't open her mouth but at least she's ready for halloween" EYE- DUDE THAT WAS ILLEGAL
You can't win em all Brad!! Lol the narration is awesome. Me watching the movie!!!
âCausing him to fall to the ground⊠in death.â Ah yes, most fall to the ground do to death when shot, very insightful.
could be propped up ig
As a wise man once said, "people die when they are killed"
@@notrelatedtobacon1282 very wise man
You know it's going be a good day when minute movies uploads
the halloween part! XDDD i love these videos
The narration was greatđđđ
3:20 bro that is not salt
that is sugar you silly billy