School Teaches 3-Years-Old Girls To KiII Their BuIIies
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- čas přidán 6. 02. 2022
- An academy called Prescott Academy trains little girls into becoming assassins. The chief of the organization, Hardman brings them in as young as ten months old to teach them everything about life, without guidance from outside media. Little girls of the Prescott Academy are trained to be killing machines.
MOVIE NAME= B4RELY LETH4L
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When the real American high school is more terrifying than the assassin school.
Let’s make it worse.
@@1mol831 ? Wym
@@melanie9035 how do you not no what they mean?
id love to go the the assassin school cause no ones gets bullied
@@PequenoPipo i will going to arrest u kid
The saddest part is that she was sepparated and didn't have social interaction for her entire life, yet still her social skills are better than mine
my social skills are even worse .
Someone stole ur comment named b with a check next to his name
yeah thats the meaning of movies for you
you can learn alot from a child.
Yup
Finally a school that actually does something about bullying
A little too much maybe? Unless it's the pure evil bullies.
Are you crazy
blud doesnt watch the video
Moral of the story: never bully anyone
Incorrect my comrade....
Drugs
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DR**@@Hahasko.
@@totalkayden they took drugs earlier
They were given harmless truth-telling drugs
"everybody is thirsty for cash"
I see what you did there and that was smooth
i dont get it- can you explain it-
@@bluelobster.5703 Money
lol it’s a character everyone likes cash also means money
I thought that was smooth aswell
Wasn’t really smooth. You can’t be thirsty for the physical cash. I don’t think he was trying to make a joke. He was just being literal
Moral of the story: You can only be cool if you’re a trained assassin
No,you can only be arrest and sentence to jail only if you become an assassin
Except if you are the guy that lost his dog
@@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642 That organisation was presumably run by the government however, so no Megan wouldn't be arrested.
@@jacktaylor8195 She would be but would be released later after all the noise goes away.
POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
isn't that the moral of *every* assassin movie in existence?
"everyone is thirsty for cash" same, but i like the one made of paper
Same but I can’t have either one :(
I remember watching this movie and when the girl beat the "kidnappers" and the bullies were laughing, I was like "This girl manage to beat the 5 guys you sent to kidnap her in a heavy costume, why are you laughing, that could've been you instead."
What the name
Whats the Name of the Film ?
I watched it, too... but I forgot the title's name
The girl's name is Megan or Morgan, something like that
No its B4RELY LETH4L@@patriciamasoya, And thats not even close
There wouldn't even be any more bullies at that point.
Come to my country. Bullying doesnt exist anymore. Even in the international schools xD
@@hikari1690 how???
at 5:28 Yeah as if open bullying would be tolerated in this day and age of snowflakes, leftist SAFE SPACES and WOKENESS..... absurd writing again.
@@tanelviil9149 I rlly think conservatives miss the irony of how triggered they are by anything woke or related to being woke thus being sensitive and a snowflake. 😅😅 just cuz you like guns,trump,and America doesn't mean you aren't a crybaby same as the Gay,Vegan, atheist. You both don't do shit about anything and sit around crying about different conspiracies that you put no effort into proving.
Except if your bully is also in the same program.
I see Samuel L. Jackson everywhere. Like the range that guy has is incredible lmao
Myself, I somehow can't unsee Nick Furry.
If you havent seen the cavemans' valentine you havnt seen Sam's full range
Hold up, this ain’t black widow origin story and that’s not nick fox?
i cant unsee Mace Windu
Hey, at least he didn't die in this one.
"Once a Gooch, always a Gooch."
Words to live by.
As a kid I always wanted to be like 83. Not the other way around. Being a trained assassin is so much more valuable than being a "normal" stupid teenager in my opinion😆
kinda true ngl
KINDA true..😅
Facts
You should read Teenage mercenary/Mercenary Enrolment
Always edgy teenagers like you
Teacher: What do we do with bullies?
Student: STAB ‘EM SENSELESS!!!!
Teacher: Good!
Meanwhile Teacher POV: I taught these kids well... I'm proud :,)
Real schools : tell them it’s mean that is already is stupid
Teacher: Am I suppose to be proud of this ?
Teacher: I am proud :) meanwhile kids battling each other
That was surprisingly lacking in the kind of ruthlessness one usually sees in an agency that creates child assassins.
Sure, no one asked
and I'm certainly overanaalyzing but the Protagonists cluelessness
and unhealthy ideas cause she learned stuff from movies reminds me
of Cynical Review's words about various Hyper-bad Teen-Dramas:
These can really influence gullable teens to think bad stuff is ok.
Bruh, shut up
@@yougsa no, you
@@Andrew-zq3ip no you
Yea
I love your recaps.
(I watch so many from different channels)
I love the character in your voice and the little injections of sarcasm. It makes it feel like a friend is telling me about a movie they saw😊😊
You also remind me of a true crime podcast I love called “swindled”
your recap is better than the movie imo
thank u
Taking 'teenagers scare the living shit out of me' to another level
LMAO
Oof
good mcr joke
MCR
@Kim Yeoun LMAO
"The gullible Megan believes that Chase is a furry"
This had me😭✋
Cash*
I had to rewind that part like 30 times to see if I heard that correct.
i was looking for this comment 😭
@@oreogd1500same 💀💀
Inspiring
Love it. Really into such stories
“if the bully doesn’t run, there is always the gun.”
-Master Oogway
lol-
I love this speech by Master Oogway
They have guns?
Lol
no one cares
"A gullible Megan believes that Cash is a furry" Lmao
LOL
lmfao
This is great teaching!
This is movie is so nostalgic I used to watch this with my sister every morning
I'd like to know why it is so easy to get a new identity in movies, a friend of mine is an illegal immigrant and he want to know it.
Because the characters in movies are extremely well connected and have a lot of money.
she a top-secret agent my nigga
@@bosshenyo e
Because it’s only in movies.
Mother: "Take out the trash!!!"
83: *shoots trash multiple times and chokes it*
Also 83: "Mission completed."
Your comments have 13 year old redditor energy
That’s an odd name for dad.
@@fib7615 *kills* bully
@@flamer8415 fr
pov: you forgot 83 is an orphan
Quiet kid schools be like:
I love how Alyssa Mkay is in the show
"One's a gooch, always a gooch" got me🤣
What is a gooch? 🤔🤣 I am from Europe... Never heard this word
@@pannyvet92 a gooch is another word for taint.
@@jasonking7386 also rhymes with "douche"
The movie is FAR from a mystery & is an overall lighthearted fun watch. This narration is certainly a departure from the tone of the movie. Hopefully those unfamiliar with the movie, still watch & enjoy it despite the differences!
I was thinking that because the ending seems abrupt and incomplete. So now I have to watch it for myself as I’ve never even heard of it before
Do you know what it is called?
@@pompomaesthetics3768 It’s called “Barely Lethal”.
It's a action and comedy film not mystery though?
@@hi-there- Correct! More silly teen comedy action movie than anything. "Rush Hour" with Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker had more action than this movie. It's still an amusing watch.
This story had so much potential
I love this it makes me feel so much better
This reminds me of the Sacha Baron Cohen movie where he was trying to get the senator to give kindergarteners guns in real life
Which movie?
It was a tv show called who is america?
Also in Borat the school children all had assault rifles
Such brutal children, I didn’t know that kids were this dangerous
You obviously don't work with middle schoolers
Young children irl are more insidious, they don't just kill you, they torment you til' you commit suicide
Sorry, dear. The youngest killer ever was 6 yrs old.
@@lonelyronin2428 a
Watch the Bad Seed 1956 movie
I love how dove camron plays liz
0:20 LMFAO!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seeing the first girl who is smaller than the gun pick it up while smiling is to hilarious!
"Everybody, is thirsty for Cash". Got me laughing a lot
Came straight to the comments after hearing that XD
🤣🤣🤣
6:20 "a gullible Megan believes that Cash is a furry" ☠️☠️☠️ I love this narration
Love that Hailee Steinfeld and Samuel. L Jackson are in this film. And as always love your stuff! ❤
(They are both in Marvel)
i love your videos im a huge fan
I am a 15 year old teen and what can be better than life of a assassin for good or a warrior for motherland .
POV: you have phases as a 15 year old indian and love akhand bharat
@@CountingStars333 Wait ! how did you get it .
@@ancientwarrior2374 your profile picture gave it away
@@ancientwarrior2374 that was quite easy to decode kid
cool wish this was my schoo-
😅😂
Shut up😂😂🥲
That kid who’s a cod player : my time has come
its an academy not a school
@@certifiedidiot4038 isn’t that basically the same thing?
Lol so many known actors 😅 I will definitely watch it
I loved this one so much I'm addicted to all ur vid but so sadly my parents don't let me sub the yters
"everyone is tasty for cash" I'm pretty sure Adam hosted the channel just to get us with his jokes
Yes
It's something I've been doing a bit less of lately, I felt like I was taking it too far. But sometimes it's fun to throw a curveball 😅 Especially for Cash
@@DeepDarkBoys Man ur jokes are hilarious and perfect. Keep it up!
@@DeepDarkBoys Don't stop with the jokes man. They are awesome.
@@DeepDarkBoys road to 100k dude
*car appears out of nowhere going so fast*
Cop: "Who is that?!"
*child gets out of car with gun*
Cop: "WHAT THE-" *Faints*
Reminds me of that anime with children being trained as assassins
Hi
This is my favorite movie
I wish i was there. I would love to show my classmates and friends what i could do.
bruh imagine being better than James Bond at the age of 10
No
@@allenlucas3025 yes.
They don't struggle with a couple of addictions, massive mental health problems and fucked up body.
Although seeing what they went through I'm realllly surprised by that.
Nah, James Bond will kill them all fast.
Besides, they used pencils to kill a stuffed animal.... James Bond would grab a gun and attack them with it.
I realized that megan's small adopted brother is actually the same kid from bumblebee and is also an adopted brother, and megan's actor is actually the main character in bumblebee, Coincidence?
I think not
I THINK TO THINK NOT 🤔
I think NOT!
So many known actors... And I never heard of this...
Probably for the best...
Talent, pure, TALENT.
If someone keeps being a problem, and nobody does anything about it, either leave, or make them stop what they’re doing. You need to teach them that they can’t mess with you.
The thing is nowsadays, of u even mange to get bullies good, they will call the cops on you and try to charge you for assult or smthg. Also, there is virtually no self defense law where i come from. Have seen people walking away after beating people up. Police only charged those who ends up causing death/permanent damage or hospitalised victims.
@@RonLarhz What state do you live in? Arkansas? XD
AGREED
@@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 That’s racist
@@masonmallett7221 more like statesist-
The cast is through the roof for such a bonkers scenario.
Was thinking the same thing lmao
It was like one of those weird Wattpad rps
Ha
this is sick dude
real🤭.
@@girrr_1k real
The sentence “I was born ready to kill” was no joke ☠️
This is completely unacceptable. They should be training 3 year old boys too
Damn right!
*Y e s*
Female are already dengerous just imagine boys
They are only training girls bc boys are less likely to be in the position where he has to defend himself
@@biohazper8569 sexist
"Everyone is thirsty for cash." I laughed at this. I can't even think of a good direction to go with this line xD
Thank you so much it’s my favourite movie
I would do anything to go to this school where they teaches to defend themselves from bullies
I am always so happy to see Dove in movies! I think she's an outstanding actress.
Lol really?? Suprise you can even recognise her after all the surgery lol
@@AliceSykesFromWalkerland well it's her own body, and if she likes it I am happy for her :) That also doesn't change the fact that she does a great job
Omg so that was Dove? I thought it was her!
LOL, Nick Fury and Jean Grey teaching a different gifted school. Wow, didn't know they trained Kate Bishop
I love how they teach them how to make bullies die
bro
Moral of the story: Never mess with the new kid
Right on
Last time someone did. Their face was evaporated
Never bully anyone or the victim/victims you bullied may become a real strong savage psychopath.
Your right some people was bullied in their childhood and became very dangerous it's very scary
I find it interesting that students in movies never eat their lunches.
bit late, but the reason that is is because each scene is shot over, and over, and over again. To prevent the actors from getting sick you have to have them not eat or, the second the scene cuts, have them spit out the food.
Breakfasts too, like their mothers wake up at like 4 create this buffet style breakfast and they just leave.
@@NAME-yg8sl I always hated that! Give me a plate!
@@advanceddog5163 It's not about getting sick, it's about the flow of the scene and consistency. Scene is shot many times and then cut to create the best version. If actors were eating the amount of food on the plate would jump around.
I was a background character in a movie that had a lunch scene and can i just say that i would not have eaten that food if they told us too LIKE MY WATER WAS BROWN AND THERE WAS A HAIR ON MY BURGER
It went from them telling us that a school was teaching students to kill their bullies to explaining a whole movie
This MIGHT have been a decent movie if it wasn't spoiled by comedy. Seriously man, I hate reading like the little plot on the TV guide and it sounds good then you see the genre and it has COMEDY in it and you're like ffs. But yeh the premise is pretty cool where they're trained killers from the START. Like the child brain is like a sponge in a way adult brains aren't like in a physiological way. Like how they can learn languages SOOO much easier than adults. If you trained a kid on ONE thing from that early age they'd be a master at it. Like I mean lets take a kid train her till 20 in something she'd be WAYYYY better at it than a 20 year old would be at 40 it you get me
But there are already lots of movies like this but with serious plots and not comedies. Orphaned children raised and trained to be weapons: HANNAH, AVA, MORGAN, KATE, DARK ANGEL, RED SPARROW, GEMINI MAN, UMBRELLA ACADEMY, etc.
@@TalentCaldwell black widow lmao
at 5:28 Yeah as if open bullying would be tolerated in this day and age of snowflakes, leftist SAFE SPACES and WOKENESS..... absurd writing again.
I get it!
No it would've been shit if it was taken seriously.
"everybody is thirsty for 'cash'. Very true indeed 😂
Imagine your in a fighting contest and you
But still win but assumed your not
happy but still won”.
American schools: LOOK WHAT THEY NEED TO MIMIC A FRACTION OF OUR POWER!
OMG MATT
It's like a mix of Black Widow and Hawkeye. Even has the same actress as Kate Bishop and Sam L. Jackson who is Nick Fury! 😂
Master Windu! I see you are becomed a secret agent after we defeated you btw you still affraid of the windows as a window? 😂😂
10:50 HELP I JUST REALISED THIS PERSON LOOKS LIKE THE MOM IN SPY KIDS- I USED TO BINGE WATCH THAT MOVIE- BRUH😭😭😭😭😭😭
As a teenager, I can confirm we watch Mean Girls to figure out how to act
This feels like many things I've seen before all rolled into one movie.
i get that feeling too
LOL seriously.
I think with the orphaned little girls aspect it gives off a lot of 'Gunslinger Girl' anime vibes for me.
hitman
Black Widow
I love Samuel Jackson in this movie and I would love to see him do more of these but have more action in it the kids at with already acting that at I want them to do more acting for kids that were sitting at the table I loved it and I would love for them to do it more seriously and have more action in it❤❤❤❤❤😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 PS have more episodes.
Sansa can't seem to accept that she will never be as awesome as her little sister :)
🤣🤣🤣
I live that she was named Heather...
6:12 “Everybody is thirsty for cash”
We all sure are…
Cash cash cash all I need is cash
So if they have numbers in they agent names, is there one called agent 47
dang thats a good movie
Fun Fact : the character Liz is actually Dove Cameron. How do I know, because she’s the actor of descendants Mal. And tbh I LOVE DOVE ! She’s amazing.
I recognize her from Liz and Maddie and descendants
@@No.1_Saturnlover her bday is my bday
No shit she's an actor for many movies and series 😐
I could tell because the face
I barely recognized who it was in the kitchen scene with Megan and Heather
Hats off to Mystery Recapped Outstanding job" this channel is going beyond viral .Samuel Jackson is getting in on this action not that he needs to what a range .Congrads on this channels success.
Driving at 5 💀
I like how you say spoiler alert, watch out stay safe
I guess teachers are fed up with the "don't fight violence with violence" and just want those bullies to stop
Props to the mystery recapped team for doing the subtitles themselves
CAN YOU PLEASE DO OLDDDDDDDDDD?? IM STILL REALLY CONFUSED ON THE MOVIE.
I love how they use Dove camren for the sassy girl
Hailee Steinfeld, Sophie Turner & Jessica Alba in the same movie?! 😍😍😍 oh yes! Anyways, this was better than I expected. Hailee gives another sweet & adorable lead performance. I liked Dove Cameron here as well, she got me to laugh quite a bit.
Wth
@@iatrue6487 actors
this is how nick fury trained his shield agents
Nick fury trained Kate bishop? Theory confirmed?
the fact that this reminds me of black widow and the fact that nick fury and kate bishop's actors are in here is amazing
"Everybody is thirsty for cash" - Mystery Recapped 2022
so true lol
still better than most schools
" Trust takes years to build, seconds to breaks and forever to repair"
That's an amazing quote right there 🥰
Oh the Irony
Who falls for this shit
Subing bot 😂😂
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@@Code_Gone truly ironic
There was a girl at my school who is to be able to fight anyone. She was a mascot and her bully was on the soccer team. So when he hit her she fight back wayy better! We all know shes not a secret agent, tho . shes just rlly goood at fighting
Or is she!!!???
Why does the little boy look like Greg diary of a wimpy kid?😂❤
Named by number? Reminds me of Hawkins Lab....kinda traines the same as well
Imagine what a 3 year old would be able to do to an adult after this- 😬
If you're suggesting we train kids at the age of 2 to 18 on how to kill attackers in order to stop child abuse I'm down for this
@@maltheri9833 Same here ✋
unless you can find a way to control their violent outbursts then no
I’d imagine the 3 year old would more or less be kicked like a football at least 18 feet. How much knowledge do you think an underdeveloped body can learn in just 2-3 years? They’re practically toddlers.
@@maltheri9833 training a 2 year old to kill would be child abuse. Ironic.
_"Everybody is thirsty of cash"_
Bro, im in 5 stages of starvation of cash
"believes that cash is a furry" PLEASE STOP IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂