Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)
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Halloween is a CLASSIC horror movie - the granddaddy of the slasher genre. It introduced to the world the iconic Michael Myers. Who, when you think about, seems like some kind of SUPER human. That got me thinking, how does he keep escaping death? Theorists, today we figure out how to BEAT Michael Myers once and for all!
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You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.
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Such a genius man...
Wouldn't the dog just loose all of his stem cells and nothing more would happen cuz isn't he supposed to be exposed to the radiation
Dead Meat hallo james
Dead Meat hot dogs without the hot
How to beat Michael Myers:
1. walk faster than 0.5 mph
2. Don't go inside
3. just wait until November 1st
Edit: 4. Don't trip
Lmao in the movies they always be running like the school walk of thon
Just nuke the county!
Why is no one thought of this this is genius
And not trip over every second
Easier said then done
Just ask him how he's doing and he'll probably open up to you and not want to kill you. Maybe he's just upset everyone asks him what he's doing and not how he's doing.
Dad is that you??
@@fooly592 sometimes it really do be like that
@@arkmclips8793 if you are asking me, sadly no, I'm not your dad. Keep on swimming, my dude
Here before this blows up🤣
I'll do you one better - WHY is he doing?!
I like how Matt came up with this confusing way of killing him and all Laurie strode needed was three knives and a fridge😂
Lmfao exactly what I was thinking
I expected more from the movie
@@axela8438 yep
@@axela8438 it was better than kills at least
@@invintedwalnut no it wasn't
My best friend was diagnosed with Leukemia about a year ago and has been going through a lot. Thankfully she has recovered and is done with her main treatment. I really appreciate Mat covering Leukemia and what people suffering from it goes through. Thanks Mat!
Hope your best friend doing well.
How to beat Michael Myers:
1. Be the cameraman
Why would you say something so right!
Be Michael myers
@@helenhensman Can't get PTSD if YOU are the event.
True tho
Oh yeah
I think the luring part might be the toughest. As slow as he is, he can be surprisingly clever.
That’s the scariest part of Michael for me. He clearly has no empathy, doesn’t speak, it would have been so easy for him to be basically a walking zombie. But no, he’s intelligent. He lures people, stalks them, thinks through his advances. There’s a mind behind the mask.
True, he's not an idiot. There's a good chance he'd be able to surmise what you're up to, and find a way around it.
But he IS able to be knocked unconscious, so if you do that and get him into the room fast enough this theory could work
We could have a dead dog go in
You need to find a good actor
Every single villain fears Matpat
lol
And every hero does too
prep time
Only one doesn't, the urple man behind the slaughter who always comes back
@@alucarD42013, nice one 😂
Never forget, you're considered a human if you;
A: Eat dogs
B: Can breathe
A: Eat dogs (I Asia that was a joke)
b: can breathe
Pass
If you eat dogs you are considered evil
so, asian?
“He’s human.”
Halloween Kills: _”Is he though?”_
People forget he's possessed by the devil
@@nekogamer2508 he still has a mortal body tho..
@@hiracoverband through but the more he kills the stronger he gets and he can't be killed
@@nekogamer2508 thats not cannon,Halloween 1978,Halloween 2018,and Halloween kills are canon
Right?? He literally is not human lmao
There was a theory by Laurie that the more he fights and kills the stronger he gets. He’s basically a pokemon. And the more he kills and the higher the xp gets. He also has a health bar, if he gets hit too hard he has a recharge period of seconds to 10 yrs. Michael in the old man timeline can’t grow back his limbs or heal from permanent injuries.
Bahahahahahaha he's a pokemon! Love that!
The fact matpat made this and now in Halloween ends it’s as easy as knocking him unconscious and then putting him in a huge shredder 💀
How to beat Michael:
- use spine chill
- loop him for 5 gens
- open the exit gates
> escape
I get it
T bag at exit gate
Gen rush
Yes
that’s golden😂
Just use a reverse Uno card
+4 🤣
Swap hands
Ikr 😂😂
Michal Meyers: * Reveals hand full of blue, green, yellow and red reverse cards. *
*Michael about to kill you*
*Pulls out reverse card*
*Michael kills himself*
A friend of mine wanted to be Michael Meyers for Halloween our senior year and his mom bought him a cat in the hat...hat and he wore it like a badge of honor
Good he aint ben tramer
Idea for surviving him...
Don't be a baby sitter.
"He's not murdering muppets"
... yet
That would be an amazing movie.
I want to watch that movie
Sign me up to that movie 🙋🏻♀️
Sign me up for that!
Can I be the muppet?
When he said acid, I fr thought we were about to get this boy high
LMAOOOOOOO
Good idea get him high then throw him into the radiation room then zap them nuts why am I not removing that text well i need some food
Give him about 6 tabs and tell him to buckle up.
AAAAAA
I mean... we could probably do something like that if you really want?
This theory single handedly made a better ending than the one they actually gave us
Huge Grinder be like: Am I joke to you?
You can literally run like Barry Allen, but Michael will always walk faster than you
Searched u up on google, you literally have your own Wikipedia page and multiple images
2nd on one of your comments yoooo
yo who even are you lol I see you everywhere
4th yeah
Please you need to tell me what you are. I'm going insane
“His own personal little MIKE-rowave”
Why waste all that radiation when you can just kill him with bad puns?
Micheal is too powerful, he won't cringe at the puns and the puns will kill you instead
Cuz he'll whip out that goddamn reverse card
Waste radiation?
@@MrGuy-xq5uv But Then Respond With "No U Infinity"
Ok, ive thrown six jokebooks at him and he aint slowing down, now what?
Also the original 1978 Halloween movie is still the best movie in the franchise
So i should take Michael on a nice stroll through the Chernobyl concrete dome.
Micheal Myers: finds a shotgun
Also Micheal Myers: I’m too used to stabbing, so I’ll do it again
Jax Bartlett Imagine if they make a new movie and he finds a spoon
Corgi Reach he’d be 64x more effective
@@forestlol6865
Just give him a sandal that's pure nightmare fuel and the worst pain
*can’t teach an old dog new tricks*
@@TheFerretofEarth lol this was my reaction to Alice madness returns aka these one enemies have spoons and I was on call like wtf is a spoon gonna do
I've heard "Leukemia" countless times. But only here did I learn what happens and how it's actually treated. That's nice. Thanks Mattpat.
Same, thanks matpat
actually currently the main treatment for leukemia is chemotherapy and bone marrow transplants
@@r2nzx0 Yeah, but chemotherapy still does basically the same thing, destroying cells, just chemically rather than with radiation
#ThankYouRoman
Conor Dolan I was thinking the exact same thing #ThankYouRoman
The best way to kite him and get him into the radiation room is by taking his mask and tossing it into the room, when he loses his mask that becomes his priority number 1
Matt Pat was like “poor him in radiation” Meanwhile Laurie just needed a couple knives in the fridge.
The real reason he survives is why all major slasher villains survive. Paraphrasing Dreadpool, "your power isn't regeneration, it's popularity"
John Porteous I see that you have read "Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe." Finally, a man of culture.
Killogy less go sherlock holmes and shiii
Just Your Every Day Skater fear does at the man things touch
No the real reason is because it's a movie
@@jimmy-ou4fm yah dud
The way to kill Michael Myers is by showing him CZcams rewind
Well played
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
(in Will Smith voice) *that's hot*
@@worthyedge9307 *that's hot*
Good one
I feel like the basic answer of simple suffocating could work too. Without oxygen, your stem cells, and all of the cells, start to shut down. Full suffocation, like, say, being buried alive while he's unconscious, it could work.
The hermit joke got me imagining r
The Muppets against Michael myers. Priceless
MatPat's criteria for establishing whether something is human or not:
1. Does it eat dogs?
2. Does it breathe?
If you answered "yes" to both, it is indeed a human.
seems legit
cringeteria
I guess he's just kinda saying that Michael is in fact alive and mortal since he needs sustenance and oxygen. Unlike Freddy or Jason who can just keep on trucking. Which makes the solution for Michael much different from Freddy or Jason because Michael could still theoretically die.
1. it eats
2. it breathes
3. it grows
MRS GREF PPLS!
If he breathes and eats dogs, he's a thot.
but what if they only do one of the things?
i mean i eat dogs but i definitely dont breathe so whats up with that
When I was younger I used to think Michael Myers was Jason's Dad. Lol
lol I always thought they were brothers
Mate they’re both Freddy Kruger’s sons
0LD PEPS1 *yes*
Technically that's true because Michael inspired Jason
U to?!
1:18 In the words of JonTron: "That one didn't age quite so well"
If Rasputin was a horror movie monster, he'd be Michael Myers.
after watching Halloween kills, this is particularly relevant
This movie has been scaring the crap out of me so I was like "ah something that'll make me less scared"
@@titan5045 ik you’ve probably heard this before but just know it’s not real and you will feel better, my parents made sure I knew that
Anyone notice that in Halloween H20 Michael Myers puts his mask and outfit on a random normal guy. That guy gets ejected through the windshield of the Van, Gets up like it's no big deal just like he's actually Michael Myers, rammed by the huge van head on, knocked / tumbles down a few hundred feet down a ravine, van lands on top of his back not snapping his spinal cord, and is still alive like an actual bossanova until he gets beheaded. That man doesn't get enough love. Michael Myers would have been proud of him.
I laughed the whole time
@@natethejit5304 thanks it was my first one of these which made it worse but yeah it should be better soon
So, funny enough, in Dead By Daylight, Michael is the only killer in the game who has literally Forced his way into the entities realm, and seems to be there and traversing of his own free will. It's a very nice nod to how super ambiguous Michael Myers is, and how truly dark of an entity he now is.
Also, other than Pyramid Head, he is the only killer in the game that seems to be able to get away with killing survivors directly without consequences or permission
@@cdxxlxil9159 meanwhile Pinhead just showed up too
Love that game
@@thatoneantoid51 see without more I thought it was kind of implied that the entity took the lament configuration, and in turn would eventually bring Pinhead or a cent bite at least, when eventually found by a survivor. It's vague but it would seem the Entity planned it this way.
The blight did force himself in to the realm by searching for it
The reason that there are so many Michael Myers things that cancel each other out is because there’s a bunch of different Michael Myers universities but most of them start with Halloween one
“Burning doesn’t effect him” also micheal: stays in coma for 10 years
I'm gonna be real here MatPat. The second you started talking about lethal radiation I was ready for you to talk about nuking him.
ikr
That would be overkill xD
It would be affective however...
Tactical nuke! Incoming! Boo Weep! Boo Weep!
Old style Atom Bomb. Nothing left of the guy.
Thanks MatPat for your shout out to Leukemia Patients/Survivors! Coming up on 14 years Leukemia free myself and your description of the treatment I went through is spot on! I might actually refer people to this video when I describe it to people. Love everything you and Team Theorists do! Fun Fact: Because I was a kid during treatment, I was allowed to bring a stuffed animal with me to radiation treatment, so I legitimately have an irradiated stuffed rabbit named Mr. Bun Bun!
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I am also a survivor. I was 11 when I got it.
We all support you
Funny for me Halloween was yesterday I'm in NZ
Are u okay?
going back and watching this after watching halloween ends. this is better
Matpat honestly roasting Michael Meyers walking is just amazing😂
No matter how fast you run,
Michael Myers can walk faster.👀
Motivational post of the day!🤗
Weird how someone who is walking is faster then someone going at like 40 mph
Lily bug poor usain bolt
Unmotivational
Very motivational
How "motivational"
I don't think Michael has super healing, I think that he's just filled with DETERMINATION.
No no no he not willaim afton
Harry Reid boi I can’t tell if that’s a joke
Omg I have no idea why this made me laugh so much
@@Destroyer-uz3qb That's from Undertale, not FNAF. I get why you think of William, though.
You could say he has an iron will to live 🤔
Matpat's requirements for being human 1. eats dogs 2. breathes
11:45 you might wanna fact check, he can run, and hes so fast if you blink you'll die before noticing him. If you watch one of the flashback scenes in Halloween kills you'll see how fast he can run, and if he has incredible durability, he could run faster than a car and catch up to you.
Wouldn't he die if his head was chopped off
He cannot outrun a car tf?
No he cant
@@daviddow3705 he's inhuman, he can't feel pain which means he could physically push himself to run at any speed and not tire out.
This video came out before Halloween Kills
Just loop him for the whole game then escape through the hatch
Lukeforce o god ur one of those survivors 😂
nice one...
No all u got to say is :kick micheal myers
Nice reference
I’ve been looking for the dbd comments.
No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will always walk faster than you
lol imagine Flash running at top speed, zooming across the world and everytime he looks back he just sees Myers casually walking towards him at pretty much the same speed that Flash is running
just some slow 50 mile steps
teleport*
Extrememode lol
everyone forgets the teleportation run is a power
Helllllllllooooooooooooooooooo 😄
Who’s here after Halloween Ends
👇
Did it though?
I swear these voiceovers always have me cackling for one reason or the other 😭😭 3:18 aint now way this man just said "Halloween water"😭😭🤣
Number 1 way to stop all monsters, vengeful ghosts, and evil villains, in its tracks:
Low box office ! ! !
Ah the old don't look at it and it'll go away. Jk
Too late, it broke the box office.
Just give him his candy and a cookie
Chop him from the head to feet and you will still have a brain and lungs
BRILLIANT 😂👏
I'm an X-ray technician.
Unfortunately, hospital x-ray machines won't output that much radiation in the time before he escapes. A single flouroscopy machine can emit about 1 gray in approximately 5 minutes. However, there are so many variables to this. If you put the machine on max dosage it may be closer to 3 minutes for a gray. You would need to have the machine pointed directly at him like a gun for him to receive that dose. Another thing to this, the x-ray machines would more than likely overheat after a single gray at full power and would need to be shut off for 30 minutes.
Radiation works like millions of tiny bullets. They can ricochet and scatter all over the room just like bullets and will break apart when they hit stuff just like bullets. So if Michael isn't under direct line of fire, the radiation will attenuate (dissipate) on the lead infused walls and floors.
In other words, you would need to have about 30 flouroscopy machines in a single room, which most hospitals don't carry a fraction of that amount. You would have to move them all to that single room, where flouroscopy machines are big, heavy, and take forever to turn on. Lastly each machine needs an operator to hold a button to emit radiation. You know, all while having a killer chasing you.
To achieve that much of a radiation dose, you would need to take him to a nuclear deadzone, or a nuclear power plant.
so basically, he needs to be dumped in the heart of chernobyl
That’s about 1 fortnite player full
Send nukes
Well.. We take him to Springfield then. They have a functional nuclear power plant, extreme lack of security and so much neclear material and waste its not a surprised if it's dumped in a lake every other Tuesday. Or make the same plan just for a nuclear facility. I just perfer the Simpsons route.
Steven Libbon This is too long•_•
I just discovered this channel and love it. Now I'm bringing them.
He says “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really smart” but my brain thought he was gonna say “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really stupid” 😹😹😹
But you forgot one power that makes him invinicble. This special power is the power of main character. It allows them to survive ANYTHING
Plot armor
You mean the legendary power called Plot Armor?
Well time to remove his plot armor!
O shit ur right
Yes!! Like the rouge one sqa.... oh wait
I have a friend whose name is actually Michael Myers. His parents had a strange sense of humor. whenever we have a substitute they always do a double take when they read his name.
Oh god well I guess that’s annoying
r/thathappened
One of my friends last names is krueger! 0.0
James Potter I would so do that to my kid...
@@emmajaubert6249 You can look it up, people have names like Michael Myers and even Freddy Krueger, you dumbass.
Least useful, most entertaining dbd build guide to counter Micheal I've ever seen
I hope he makes more Michael Myers theories
So the last movie in the series should be called "Michael Goes to Chernobyl"
Are you insane? Even the radiation mentioned in the theory would prolly end up giving him extra strength, the ability to run and who knows what other powers.
Chernobyl would absolutely give him a power-up. Not based on science, just based on slasher-movie logic
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Even look at TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze...
What took days or possibly even weeks to turn the turtles humanoid and Tokka/Rahzar humanoid only took about 2 minutes to take full effect on Shredder...
And despite *drinking* the last vial of ooze, it mutates his clothes, his armor/helmet and even his flip’n cape, lol
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Then there’s the *best* and sometimes top-contender for cheesiest slasher ever; Jason (who’s actually not a bad guy, his is the superhero tale for abstinence)
Anyway, those nano-bots regenerated a new mask for him for some reason... as if his mask was literally a genetic extension of him... I mean, I’m sure it has plenty of genetic material on it, but seriously? An über-mask? 😂🤣😅
love the profile pic
*CHEEKI BREEKI INTENSIFIES*
@@TheMulToyVerse jesus I can't tell if you're for real or you just don't know that this is a joke.
red kinda sus
100% both
I know it’s a joke, but I’m also playing it serious as if there were actual stakes in the real world
😛
And then he survives the radiation poisoning because movie logic
Lol
And mutates into a t-rex.
@@dorugoramon0518 then forms shreks face and becomes the "shrek-asauros" because movie logic
Just Chuck him into a Nuclear Waste disposal facility and lock him in there, he'll melt eventually and since he can't teleport, stay there
@@JayJay-jd4vl then forms into part elmo into a shrelmo-saurus because movie logic (whats wrong with me?)
watched halloween in my horror film class, came back to watch this!
I love how in the newest movie Halloween ends the fact the he basically just gets hit with an axe is hilarious
Wait, if you cut Michael in half do both halves of his body regenerate? Could you potentially accidentally clone Michael Myers in an attempt to kill him?
Gio oh shit
That's one theory I've explored, yes... Which is fucking terrifying.
Perhaps, but the lower part would have to grow a new brain and thus might not be psychotic.
Some asshole would just line them up inside a slaughter house and then have it saw in like a small room of 1 and saw him in half to be 2 then 4 then 8 then 16, 32, 64, 128, etc. And let them all free.
that is a very good and also terrifying question
I feel like if he’s chasing you, and you get in a car and get on an airplane to go to another state or country and Michael Myers will be right there waiting for you. Lol. Dude took Gokus instant transmission technique.
Now I'm imagining him holding a sign with your name on it.
@@w1ndgeneral226 now I’m imagining it aswell
"Hmm, trying to run I see?"
Even moving doesn’t help because in the new Halloween ends movie, Laurie moves along with her granddaughter some where else but Michael still ends up following them.
I think the next death battle will prove you can just lock him in a room with Jason Voorhees
Just give him John wick’s dog
A knife might not kill but a pencil will
The new crossover of the century. Micheal Myers VS. John Wick coming to theaters near you
TheAdequateBee don’t do that don’t give him ideas
@Max Katsiotis if u would watch Halloween movies and see that Michael Myers is fucking invincible , and John Wick is just a figher , James Bond , Steven seagal , jason statham , sylvester stallone will beat John Wick lol , even in real life.
John wick would unload 2 mags on him jab him with a pencil throw 3 knives 2 at his eyes and one at his stomach them finish him off by snapping his neck on a book
Movie makers: write that down. Now!
Imagine Myers coming after you with baby legs like Deadpool
* grabs a minigun and kills Mayers or a last kill Mayers and digs up a hole and throws Mayers,and fills up the hole *
@@rylanortheunyielding3811 mayo or myers?
@@imacardboardbox yes
@@wafflejam9015 y e s
Mayers
with the new movie: Halloween ends, you should make another one of these theory vids!
What if you just chop his head so his brain can't order his stem cell to regenerate
Man, Michael Myers has nothing against moms, if they whip out their flip flops or belt, done it'll be the end of him.
That is true
*Angry Spanish*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your right
Or a wooden spoon ( my Italians should know what I’m talking about)
Michael Myers is so deadly on Halloween Kills. The Avengers could find the Halloween universe within the multiverse, convince Thanos to move to Michael’s hometown, and wait for Halloween. Michael Myers would take care of Thanos no problem.
Or thanos snaps him dealing with Michael as well
Yeah no you tripping
@@lazyliongames6660 either way its a win for one of the universes
lmao even goku would have a hard time with him lol
@@theoneandonlykyle9800 Goku would close his eyes and evaporate him you only need a power level of 10,000 to destroy a planet and Goku is so beyond that I can't describe it
I liked how the dial was cranked up to "11." 🤣
After watching holloween ends, he went from being called the shape to the out of shape
💀💀💀
Film Theory: There are only two canon movies.
Also Film Theory Literally 5 Seconds Later: *Uses all the other non-canon films to describe his abilities*
BOI I hope matpat reads this 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Sometimes it just be like that
Facts lmao
Then uses THE MOST noncannon movie as a way to explain how everyone knows Michael's story even though it's literally a different universe.
Right?!
Micheal is attacking everybody because he wants to find someone like him that's "immortal", all he wants is a friend.
the cult movie says he gets immortallity if he keeps on killing cause of cult powers
Call Jason
Elmo
@@WavyFH Michael x Jason otp
Literally call Jason or Fnaf or chucky heck I'll talk to him
Omg while I was watching this video I got a ad for a new Halloween movie 🍿 🎥 🎃
Eh. They'll just make another timeline or pull a Resurrection and say thst it wasn't actually Miachel who died. But in the new one they just shoved him into a meat grinder.
I can’t believe he missed the opportunity to say Michael-Wave instead of Microwave
Daniel Ilbråten one, yes it is
Two, why the fucking f u c k would you call someone a slur because they made up a funny pun, jealous you couldn’t do it yourself or some shit?? Shut it easy bake oven
@@Saucysaucevibe woah chill out my dude
@@barackobama8309 Ok, sorry.
@Rockness cool you my sir ma'am are a genius
That is a very good pun.😂
Don't you know?
Powerwalking is the most efficient mode of travel.
Steadily staring at someone while power walking toward them from a long distance is the most intimidating mode of travel.
Jason, Michael, and 2 million other slashers aprove.
Captain Holt of Brooklyn 99? xD
Or driving, or biking, or you know, uber, basically anything but walking, or crawling
So, this year's Halloween movie is supposed to be the last one _Michael's Actor_ is gonna be in, so maybe they actually finally *FINALLY* finish the job.
I seriously need that motivation poster on my wall
Even after all these years, this is still my favourite film theory. The humour is on point and the graphics and editing accentuate and add to the humour.
I love this one mostly for the kermit joke
All these years? It’s literally been less than 3 years
All these years? Bruh you serious 🤣😭😂
@@raptorjesus2516 why you so easily amused 😐
@@mattw8350 I'm a simple person
The easiest way to kill him would be to squish him. Sure, he'd un-squish but as long as you keep the pressure on him, (example, a car crusher) he wouldn't be able to reform or break out, because he can't break a car crusher while he's practically jam.
Thats good or an old fashion sealing spell 😂😂😂.
A simple spell, but quite unbreakable
You're not wrong
He never dies, your bound to have a power outage that releases him, or the battery runs out and he escapes
DogfaceZed
Here is a step 5 plan to initiate your idea.
1. Acquire a car crusher
2. Get Michael Myers in the car crusher ( good luck ) and crush him
3.Place said car crusher several hundred feet underground ( or in space idk whatever you wanna do )
4. Refill the hole
5. Celebrate
The movies mentioned from 2:57 to 3:34 are different storylines for the series
9:53 my mom went through Leukemia last year and beginning of this year. She’s in remission now but it was scary
You could also trap him in multiple inescapable traps. He’s been in jail, so we are capable of getting him into small rooms. Fill the room with molten lead/melting plastic, until it completely encases him. Then put that into a steel cage, then put that as far underground as possible. Even if he does make it out of 1, theres no way he escapes all 3
good luck with that he has a god like strength. He's not going to wait like a good boy for you to put him in a cage. He can literally lift an adult 30 cm high in the air with just one hand
@@sneakysnakesss829 read the first lines, he's been in jail, we are capable of puting him into small rooms
@@sneakysnakesss829 yeah, but apparently he's been knocked out before, just organize a squadron of ploice units to create a blockade, riddle him with bullets until he falls over, tie him up with metal chains, dunk him into a box and throw him into the ocean, or put him in stasis.
@@jeanremi8384 you are capable of putting Myers in a small room? you get that he's also extremely smart right? the mask doesnt show it but under neath his mask he's probably as smart as Jason when it comes to planning and stealth, how do you know he will fall for it and how do you know the trap wont fall on you, the man has broken out of cuffs before
@@norouziman8748 well, i dunno, but since he has been in jail before, he can be caught.
How to beat Michael Myers
Step 1: Be Thanos
Step 2: Snap
You got me.
ZEMBIEWARLOCKZ0
*Michael Myers survives the snap*
3. Profit
Oh my god god here
Step 3: Hope
shooting Michael Myers is just like burning William Afton
we need another Halloween episode for the new 2021 Halloween Kills sequel.
Micheal Myers lives so long because his suit is made out of flex tape
omg genius im shook
What if Micheal Myers is Phil Swift in disguise 🤔
Nothing can stop him hide your kids
i see this is where the meme gods are
Your a god 😂
I always thought that he was unkillable because he's a metaphor for human evil
No that can’t be it
@@madisonjames6917 yes he is literally a demon or the devil
Yeah the original creators of Halloween said that Michael Myers is a metaphor for human evil and that there’s no way of stopping it.
@@rhemedyextract what are you doing here? I thought you were dead...
How’s Lenny?
@@Welsh7133 lenny is drinking and here is arthur
"he's a human"
halloween kills: i dont think so mate
Mattpatt can you do another Halloween theroy cause I'm confused about Halloween ends
According to the Andrew WK version, watching classic horror movies is also a way to not get killed
Daniel Staples Tell that to Randy in Scream 2.
Daniel S Randy "turn around turn around"
why so meta
Daniel Staples really?
Wait Andrew wk look at my username what are the odds of that
Daniel Staples the question wasn’t how to survive the question was how do you BEAT him
Guys I actually have my own theory on Michael Myers.
He isn't just one person, hes a cult. (not including the new halloween)
Reasons:
1. Don't you notice how Michael changes his mask every movie? Yeah. Different people.
2. Wanna know how he doesn't die sometimes in the end of the movies and just disappears? Yeah. He does die. He just gets replaced by a cult member.
3. Isn't it weird that the effects of aging aren't stopping his strength, stamina, and overall physique? Yeah.
Basically the thorn maybe has been going on for a while, spanning from A LOT of "generations" of Michael.
This may be a stupid theory but I was just thinking about how it's so weird that the effects of aging don't even matter for Michael but does for everyone else.
BUT HEY
THAT'S JUST A THEORY
A "taken out of context but is odd enough to maybe true" THEORY
edit: I forgot to mention the curse, the curse more likely than not gives you the prolonged invincibility in your blood stream so get shot or something and more likely than not you will die later on, so basically it acts as a sort of morphine on steroids. I hope this clears a little bit of the confusion on what I meant.
Dun dun dun
McCreazy I can easily knock out all three reasons.
1:The mask changing is the movie designers fault.
2: He gets shot and beat mid way through in some movies and still comes back. I’m pretty sure he would slow down or stop due to blood loss from shots. Even when Dr.Loomis shoots him again and again and pushes him off the balcony, he would be in so much pain but he just gets back up fine.
3:He has crazy strength and that strength would overcome the aging weakness. Also, if older people do keep moving around and doing stuff, they are stronger than old people just sitting around.
Good theory but debunks it fact that he has burnmarks on his hands in sequels after the 2 movie.
Actually the first two films masks barely changed that much from each other. It was part 4 that had a vastly different design do to copyrights issues going on with the first two films were they couldn't use the original mask.
Good theory, but I'm going to say movie b.s logic.
The shredder be like : WHAT BOUT ME WHAT ABOUT MEEEEUEEEEE
Michael Myers doesn’t have a healing ability he has immortality