Film Theory: How To WIN The Purge

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  • čas přidán 18. 10. 2019
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    In honor of Halloween, I decided to watch The Purge movies and it got me thinking. If crime was legal for 12 hours like in The Purge movies, how could you come out on top? How can you WIN the Purge? The answer? Get rich of course... but how? I put my brain to the test to figure it out! Theorists, things are about to get VERY messy!
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  • @voze6770
    @voze6770 Před 4 lety +78918

    “For one night, all crime is legal”
    Me: goes to McDonald and ask for a water cup and fill it up with soda

    • @springdude1165
      @springdude1165 Před 4 lety +3367

      Welp... R/MadLads.
      Edit: Looking back, not really the appropriate reaction or something, but eh, an interesting thing to do in the moment regardless.

    • @noonespecial5038
      @noonespecial5038 Před 4 lety +2010

      You do that and youll get shot

    • @parakramsharma7551
      @parakramsharma7551 Před 4 lety +909

      r/madlads

    • @aidanpedersen
      @aidanpedersen Před 4 lety +563

      VoZe B absolute MAD LAD!

    • @Instinctv
      @Instinctv Před 4 lety +369

      Gangsta

  • @yonyx119
    @yonyx119 Před 4 lety +11187

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    Me: *signs up to club penguin without parental consent*

  • @user_3460
    @user_3460 Před rokem +6712

    "All crime is legal for 12 hours."
    Police: Arrests people
    Criminals: Hey! That's illegal!
    Police: Exactly!

  • @accio_firewhiskey8256
    @accio_firewhiskey8256 Před rokem +1810

    Purge victims: *get unalived*
    Matpat: 🎶 It's all about the money money money- 🎶

  • @ChalkWharf
    @ChalkWharf Před rokem +715

    I love the fact that it’s implied that everyone still has to work during the purge. Like you could still rock up to a McDonald’s and get a cheeseburger and then just take it cause purge. Those poor employees

    • @justameremortal2457
      @justameremortal2457 Před rokem +65

      most places are closed and locked up during the time. I doubt many casinos and banks will be open.

    • @karlwittenburg5868
      @karlwittenburg5868 Před 6 měsíci +14

      @@justameremortal2457yeah I thought about it, since your employer could make you work through the purge and then fire you illegally anyway at the end. But on the other hand what’s to stop you from just walking away with the cash box

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Will a bank atm automatically reject counterfeit cash?

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol Před 4 měsíci +2

      I'm getting a double quarter pounder.

    • @babytoshiro7014
      @babytoshiro7014 Před 4 měsíci

      What stops you from murdering your boss? Nothing.@@karlwittenburg5868

  • @mueller9._.
    @mueller9._. Před 3 lety +3665

    “All crime is legal”
    Me- puts my hood up in school.

    • @Maximum_Spider-Man
      @Maximum_Spider-Man Před 3 lety +141

      Teachers:Wait no that’s illegal
      You:today is the one day

    • @fatherbeef348
      @fatherbeef348 Před 3 lety +21

      youd still get in trouble even though you cant legally get punished

    • @Maximum_Spider-Man
      @Maximum_Spider-Man Před 3 lety +31

      @@fatherbeef348
      But then you do something horrible to the teacher
      You just got vectored

    • @kewmiemie1091
      @kewmiemie1091 Před 3 lety +7

      @@blahblahblahgames2986 probably some hide a gun in it bullshit or something

    • @chicken9721
      @chicken9721 Před 3 lety +6

      Locks this person up

  • @luxembored2411
    @luxembored2411 Před 4 lety +6344

    “For one night, all crime is legal”
    Me:steals unoriginal comment format

    • @VictorGreinvolfe48
      @VictorGreinvolfe48 Před 4 lety +35

      Eskmo Scratch nice

    • @aribari7658
      @aribari7658 Před 4 lety +55

      Ha now this is an epic gamer moment.

    • @beepboop4612
      @beepboop4612 Před 4 lety +41

      Eskmo Scratch
      “For one night, all crime is legal”
      Me:steals your comment

    • @luxembored2411
      @luxembored2411 Před 4 lety +18

      Matpat thx for the like but, I have a theory idea for you. It's a lesser-know youtube series, but I think the hidden meanings and themes throughout it would make great theory fodder. The series is by a guy named "Dead Sound" and the series is called "The AutoDale Series". It is a dystopian series that brings up some serious ethical ideas and themes. Please do a theory on it. (I swear it's not my second channel)

    • @thenightmaricsenpai524
      @thenightmaricsenpai524 Před 4 lety +1

      *proceeds to make Rockstar release info on GTA 6*

  • @ElsaTwetten
    @ElsaTwetten Před rokem +248

    I feel like MatPat is the only person that can make the purge wholesome

    • @natatoulli222
      @natatoulli222 Před 5 měsíci +12

      just like he’s the only person that can take a wholesome movie and make it evil

  • @sweetlemoncreations215
    @sweetlemoncreations215 Před rokem +187

    If the purge happened I would be at hobby lobby stealing all the art supplies 💀

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +2339

    How to win the purge:
    Tell John Wick that the entire city is after his dog

    • @yesyesyes729
      @yesyesyes729 Před 3 lety +38

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache ayo wsp

    • @spacerat9676
      @spacerat9676 Před 3 lety +63

      Tell John wicks dog they killed john wick.

    • @deshmukhajit
      @deshmukhajit Před 3 lety +13

      U again!!!!!!

    • @K_B_C
      @K_B_C Před 3 lety +7

      Dun dun dun dunnn

    • @adrienneislost1320
      @adrienneislost1320 Před 3 lety +13

      I can sort of understand why he went on a violent spree though. If someone killed my beagle, then I would be extremely enraged too!

  • @randobando3758
    @randobando3758 Před 3 lety +2709

    “For one night, all crime is legal”
    Every youtuber: Puts copyrighted clips in youtube videos

    • @aden4364
      @aden4364 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Xenithn I mean, all that other stuff already happens without the purge.

    • @joeut49
      @joeut49 Před 3 lety +3

      Sorry I can't like ur comment its to perfect.

    • @ro4ry
      @ro4ry Před 3 lety +2

      so true dude

    • @idioticdemon2619
      @idioticdemon2619 Před 3 lety +2

      Yep.

    • @artemiscabiao9955
      @artemiscabiao9955 Před 3 lety +3

      i would just go to a supermarket and take what i need and want

  • @Exepal-chan
    @Exepal-chan Před rokem +266

    Everyone always asked "how to you survive the purge" not ever "how do you win the purge" ..until now!

  • @middleearthelite8286
    @middleearthelite8286 Před rokem +79

    Matpat is the type of guy that would kidnap game designers and force them to leak lore

  • @rohithramesh1251
    @rohithramesh1251 Před 4 lety +4780

    "For 12 hours, all crime is legal"
    Me in 2020: Goes outside

  • @feral-introvert
    @feral-introvert Před 4 lety +3902

    i wonder how many watchlists matpat is on
    "how much is a human heart worth?"
    "is organ harvesting illegal?"

    • @shykid8408
      @shykid8408 Před 4 lety +35

      🤣😂😂yeah

    • @harry_8107
      @harry_8107 Před 4 lety +124

      Dont you mean how many he isn’t on

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 Před 4 lety +194

      "How much money can I get for a dead body?"
      "How to poison someone?"
      "International laws about printing fake money"
      "How do I make cocaine?"
      "World's deadliest poisons"
      Just a few other highlights.

    • @Tacocat-eu1zj
      @Tacocat-eu1zj Před 4 lety +55

      I think it’s easier to ask how many watchlists he isn’t on

    • @ahmer4021
      @ahmer4021 Před 4 lety +17

      thats what my friend thinks about.

  • @NottherealLucifer
    @NottherealLucifer Před rokem +91

    The only flaw in your plan is that you're not accounting for the fact that people aren't going to just accept you taking the bodies of their loved ones and harvesting them for organs. Someone is absolutely going to identify the vehicle that comes out every year and collects bodies to take to a human chop shop, they're going to find out who you are and they know exactly what vehicle you'll be driving and what routes you like to take. You'll be making just as many enemies as the thieves will because you're also stealing something form those people, their friends and family members.

    • @Gacha_gays
      @Gacha_gays Před 8 měsíci +4

      Can't they make a deal with the people and explain what you're doing? If they don't allow it, just find another body.

    • @natasha_lorensky
      @natasha_lorensky Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@Gacha_gaysSo they are just gonna ask everyone and hope they die next year?

    • @Gacha_gays
      @Gacha_gays Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@natasha_lorensky Go after people with no one around the bodies

    • @falgenX
      @falgenX Před 3 měsíci +1

      yeah go for orphans and people who have absolutely no social life

    • @MonsterHunter-nl1bn
      @MonsterHunter-nl1bn Před měsícem +1

      What if you use a different vehicle each time?

  • @santiastronomo
    @santiastronomo Před rokem +21

    Gosh, imagine MatPat´s search history after this video ....
    - How much is a dead body worth?
    - How quickly does a human liver decay after dying?
    - Is a heart useless after death?

    • @MonsterHunter-nl1bn
      @MonsterHunter-nl1bn Před měsícem +2

      Nah he probably looked at William Afton's search history 🤣🤣

  • @ricochet0928
    @ricochet0928 Před 3 lety +1362

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    Me: *breaks laws of physics*

  • @rosesavocado8557
    @rosesavocado8557 Před rokem +46

    Step one: Don’t wrong anyone
    Step two: Leave the country on purge day
    Step three: You’re safe

    • @wesleybennett9767
      @wesleybennett9767 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Step one and a half: Buy a crematorium and a bunch of freezer trucks and negotiate a contract with the city.

  • @Lakesid
    @Lakesid Před rokem +62

    to be honest i think if the purge happened irl, things wouldn’t be as chaotic as it is in the movie

    • @hinakhan5178
      @hinakhan5178 Před 5 měsíci +3

      somebody copied ur comment (or u copied their comment idk)

    • @elitecoder955
      @elitecoder955 Před měsícem +3

      People would be more scared than they would like to admit

    • @SamuraiDoggo14
      @SamuraiDoggo14 Před 10 dny +2

      Most people would probably be in bed, trying to sleep through it.

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 Před 2 lety +2725

    “For One Night, All Crime is Legal.”
    Me: *Looks at a Batman costume* “My time has come.”

    • @caylortisneros
      @caylortisneros Před 2 lety +23

      Give this more likes!

    • @shade_zz1585
      @shade_zz1585 Před 2 lety +102

      Me: *looks at clown make up*
      **OUR TIME** has come...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    • @Ray-ul9rw
      @Ray-ul9rw Před 2 lety +35

      @@shade_zz1585 🤣 it takes two to tango

    • @batman5414
      @batman5414 Před 2 lety +4

      Glad I can help

    • @mahbrodas6612
      @mahbrodas6612 Před 2 lety +3

      @@shade_zz1585 IM THE JOKA BABE

  • @lukeberg8453
    @lukeberg8453 Před 4 lety +2642

    “For one night all crime is legal”. *turns on light in car while your parents are driving*

  • @stefanoc4660
    @stefanoc4660 Před rokem +135

    Who ever gets MatPats organs must be lucky to have the organs of such an amazing, nice, and intelligent guy.

  • @mrplushgore
    @mrplushgore Před rokem +9

    MatPat did the reverse of what he usually does in this video: take a horror franchise and make something wholesome(ish) with it.

  • @zoinky
    @zoinky Před 4 lety +1635

    "For one night, all crime is legal."
    Adults: Bruh, imma eat some Trix

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG Před 4 lety +21939

    Theoretically, if there were no laws, the crime rate would be 0%

    • @cam.s2
      @cam.s2 Před 4 lety +1088

      Wait-

    • @goldgoblin3049
      @goldgoblin3049 Před 4 lety +859

      Hol up

    • @patheic8036
      @patheic8036 Před 4 lety +812

      Brain level 0-100

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Před 4 lety +743

      Breaking news! Crime drops to _0%!_

    • @FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars
      @FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars Před 4 lety +513

      Wait... that's illegal
      Edit: 2 years later. Guys, I'm ok with the "not during purge" but atleast be creative with how you say it. I have about 10 saying this. (If it's easy to think of it's been done before more then likely)

  • @omduggineni
    @omduggineni Před měsícem +4

    Looking back at this after the final game theory video makes me understand so much more about this stuff lol

  • @placeholder5877
    @placeholder5877 Před měsícem +5

    The opening skit is definitely what I would do. Pirate everything.

  • @GhostHunterDipperPines
    @GhostHunterDipperPines Před 3 lety +2191

    “For one night all crime is legal”
    Successfully outpizzas the hut

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 Před 3 lety +70

      ``Hey kid, you successfully outpizzas the hut? Hm, interesting. How about you meet me in that alleyway over there? Don't worry, I won't do anything that, say, will leave you a corpse.``

    • @johnadler6987
      @johnadler6987 Před 3 lety +28

      "Wait, that's illegal!"

    • @nerfcontent9429
      @nerfcontent9429 Před 3 lety +32

      Dipper pines you are under arrest for a international war crime

    • @chokoloko9787
      @chokoloko9787 Před 3 lety +16

      No, it’s impossible, you can’t!

    • @mlgprosam2873
      @mlgprosam2873 Před 3 lety +10

      Hi dinner pins

  • @joseph4810
    @joseph4810 Před 4 lety +4279

    “For one night, all crime is legal”
    *Cites wikipedia as a source*

  • @Loaf_F
    @Loaf_F Před rokem +12

    I feel like something not that many people realize is that it never says that you won’t be arrested after those 12 hours

  • @kylebell9364
    @kylebell9364 Před 10 měsíci +9

    It was really cool to see your call to action at the end of the video for signing up for Be The Match Registry. I signed up to be a bone marrow donor in 2015 and in 2021 I was matched with a 25 year old female with aplastic anemia. I ended up having the surgery in Washington DC after they flew me all the way from Indiana. I am proud to say my marrow saved her life, she was about to be declared terminal and was given months to live, and now she is in remission to this day. So cool to see this being referenced. Not going to lie, I didn’t see it coming after watching this video 😅

  • @argus_was_taken
    @argus_was_taken Před 3 lety +9476

    Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Matpat knows A LOT about how to commit felonies?

    • @smol9109
      @smol9109 Před 3 lety +79

      @Mr. Dude why wonder?

    • @argus_was_taken
      @argus_was_taken Před 3 lety +102

      @Caelum Coburn well I only know how to commit minor felonies

    • @tomatowithatophat3029
      @tomatowithatophat3029 Před 3 lety +88

      He knows too much!
      *pulls out shotgun*

    • @devilsANGL
      @devilsANGL Před 3 lety +45

      My dad works at Disney, MatPat stole an Elsa costume

    • @devilsANGL
      @devilsANGL Před 3 lety +9

      @@JustSomeFroit no matpat stole the costume

  • @andrewdittman1329
    @andrewdittman1329 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "All crimes are legal for 12 hours." Me and my friend: pours the milk before the cereal and does a few lego building hacks.

  • @crescent-863
    @crescent-863 Před rokem +7

    I love how the first thing that first comes into the mind of the people in the purge is "murder" and not like what matpat say in the video like rigged gambling or bank robbery

  • @lameimsi
    @lameimsi Před 2 lety +2710

    “Where all crime is legal”
    **makes password with 7 characters**

  • @samm425
    @samm425 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Ok, now I need a Purge movie about a group of swindlers getting rich by collecting bodies and selling their organs, in the best "heist movie" style (just a little more bloodlier)

  • @Sentreez
    @Sentreez Před rokem +3

    You could also donate some of those organs, then you are a hero to many people making you less of a target to other people during a Purge.

  • @gabbymiller6384
    @gabbymiller6384 Před 4 lety +1514

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    Me: teams in Minecraft hunger games

  • @p3zzer
    @p3zzer Před 2 lety +5639

    For literally collecting dead bodies, this is a suprisingly wholesome theory.

    • @venezolanoanimatios5863
      @venezolanoanimatios5863 Před 2 lety +133

      yeah, like, people get the transplant that they would need it, and the organs won't go to wasted. except for the families the whose organs were harvesting.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Před rokem +17

      @@venezolanoanimatios5863 I feel like if a part of their friends would like that the friend lives on

    • @sayba6766
      @sayba6766 Před rokem +3

      Mhm

    • @Tooth-fairy_tf.
      @Tooth-fairy_tf. Před rokem

      . . .

    • @gh05tnoh24
      @gh05tnoh24 Před rokem +7

      @@venezolanoanimatios5863 Well….they kinda died anyway. In this plan you aren’t hunting, just making everyone organ donors.

  • @Kira.TR_OfficialYT
    @Kira.TR_OfficialYT Před rokem +3

    "For 1 night, all crime is legal"
    Me: * goes to the orphanage * For Techno...

    • @people1930
      @people1930 Před rokem +1

      Techno's last message.. it's perfect

  • @catlover5356
    @catlover5356 Před 8 měsíci +2

    One thing you didn't take into consideration, is that the people who you sell the organs to also don't have to follow any laws. They could (and probably would) just take organs without paying, and there will be very little you can do. Sure you could fight them, but there is no guarentee you'd win. You also would most likely not have anything to protect yourself because you weren't planning on fighting and even if you win, you would have the problem from before again: crimes wich could be traced back to you.
    On top of that, i doubt anyone would use their purge searching for organs to buy, when the potential buyers could also just enjoy their own purge, do things wich would benefit themself, and if they do want some organs, why don't they just get them themselves? There are tons of dead bodies lying around, after all, why buy it from some random guy when you can also get them for free?

  • @chewychew3816
    @chewychew3816 Před 3 lety +1502

    “For one night, all crime is legal”
    Everyone in the comments: *its free real estate*

    • @r4b1dbunny
      @r4b1dbunny Před 3 lety +4

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 UNDERRATED COMMENT-- I'M WHEEZING--

    • @ryanabbali7370
      @ryanabbali7370 Před 3 lety +5

      Good one, good one have a pat on the back

    • @jackh.9330
      @jackh.9330 Před 3 lety +4

      He became the person he wanted to destroy

    • @topazprism77
      @topazprism77 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ryanabbali7370 you mean... have a MATpat on the back?
      sorry.

    • @freddiemercury2075
      @freddiemercury2075 Před 3 lety +2

      I would do lots of illegal downloading

  • @Oxcarthor26
    @Oxcarthor26 Před 4 lety +605

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    Me: *Sneaks into zoo to pet animals*

    • @bobthebox2993
      @bobthebox2993 Před 4 lety +18

      "For one night, all crime is legal"
      Zoo animals: *eat the person that broke into the zoo and tried to pet them*

    • @jessicanewmaker8233
      @jessicanewmaker8233 Před 4 lety +3

      @@bobthebox2993 I'd steal the cute animals

    • @sailormoonstone5172
      @sailormoonstone5172 Před 4 lety

      Jessica Newmaker You can’t... if you kept them past the 12 hours then you’re prosecuted for stealing🤣watch the video next time

    • @williamstark9568
      @williamstark9568 Před 4 lety

      Or steal the more harmless exotic species as pets.

    • @beccag2758
      @beccag2758 Před 4 lety +1

      Me: *steals a lemur and names it Momo*

  • @phoebecousins7207
    @phoebecousins7207 Před rokem +26

    Honestly I just love Ollie at the beginning
    Also, I am ashamed to say that for a short time I thought the purge was real.

  • @lethalwolf7455
    @lethalwolf7455 Před 5 měsíci +3

    In the Purge universe I’d always rent a home, never buy, keep portable wealth in a small portable safe, keep all my insurance paid up for my vehicle and possessions and disappear on a camping trip into the deep woods 3 days ahead of time with amphetamines, a couple of 9mms and my AR15 with my Dobermans with canned food for me and the dogs, my safe, and we’d camp without a fire very far from the vehicle and I’d stay awake and alert during the event

  • @moonariley672
    @moonariley672 Před rokem +4

    favourite vid of this channel. i seek things that aren't sunshine and rainbows

  • @Thewolfartist24
    @Thewolfartist24 Před rokem +11

    0:10 HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL? DOES THE UN KNOW ABOUT THIS?

  • @Matthew0640
    @Matthew0640 Před 2 lety +3627

    one problem: possession after the 12 hours would still be considered illegal. you gotta get those bodies cut up and sold FAST. meaning you need to communicate a deal BEFORE the purge and if your caught your done

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 Před rokem +2

      Is there any rule against plotting to commit a crime during a time of crimeless crimes? Then we might have some bad news for all of those murderers who bought weapons prior to the purge.

    • @angelzz.wings0
      @angelzz.wings0 Před rokem +184

      Exactly! And anything you do within those 12 hours that affects life outside that time period, will still make you a criminal

    • @user_3460
      @user_3460 Před rokem +19

      You do that beforehand

    • @sleeptide3350
      @sleeptide3350 Před rokem +76

      @@user_3460 yes. Thats illegal to plan such thing. It all has to happen within 12

    • @aethersaltaccount3551
      @aethersaltaccount3551 Před rokem +134

      @@sleeptide3350 organise it the purge before.

  • @megananderson7454
    @megananderson7454 Před 3 lety +6022

    I just imagine seeing a new purge film and MatPat is in the background asking someone who just killed someone else if he can have the body.

    • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
      @RobocopStealerOfFridges Před 2 lety +405

      "Hey, can I have that body? I want to... do some science experiments on it. And by do science experiments on it, I mean find a way to make the body into Diet Coke."

    • @thekingnerd6639
      @thekingnerd6639 Před 2 lety +313

      @@RobocopStealerOfFridges "hey, buddy, I'll give you fifty bucks for that guy you just stabbed." "What? Why?" "Cannibalism is a crime. It is now legal. One night a year, I can eat my favorite food. And I offer you fifty dollars for a dude you don't need."

    • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
      @RobocopStealerOfFridges Před 2 lety +151

      @@thekingnerd6639 "Uh... thanks? Weirdo..."

    • @killianozio1074
      @killianozio1074 Před 2 lety +62

      @@RobocopStealerOfFridges your welcome 😋

    • @R4d6
      @R4d6 Před 2 lety +38

      Well, there *is* a new Purge Film coming out...

  • @azgaming9291
    @azgaming9291 Před rokem +4

    this is one of those videos where taking a while to find the answer is a good thing

  • @AWESOME_GUY
    @AWESOME_GUY Před 25 dny +2

    MatPat: **donates kidney**
    Receiver: **plays FNaF but doesn’t understand the lore** **closes door on Chica** TAKE THAT SUSIE
    Friend: How do you know it’s name is Susie?
    Receiver: I have a feeling in my kidney

  • @salty4life
    @salty4life Před 4 lety +2038

    "Organ harvesting is illigal in all countries exept in iran."
    *and China*

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 Před 4 lety +555

    _For one night, All crime is legal_
    Me: *Deletes the Student Loan Records*

    • @felman87
      @felman87 Před 4 lety +36

      Make sure you get rid of the backups. Deleting files is all for naught if they have a backups, whether digital or physical.

    • @renboardley-evans9866
      @renboardley-evans9866 Před 4 lety +8

      Thank you

    • @shadowstalker1857
      @shadowstalker1857 Před 4 lety +6

      Facts mate the purge will save us from loans 🎃

    • @ssumbody6251
      @ssumbody6251 Před 4 lety +11

      I would take this one step further and delete all debt from people. So much better for people’s lives.

    • @djdevyn1967
      @djdevyn1967 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ssumbody6251 but then how will the universities fund their services if they don't have money coming in from students?

  • @Father_Bohawk
    @Father_Bohawk Před rokem +1

    Fun extra fact btw:
    Kidneys not only are wanted for those on the list, but there amount of people who are not allowed to even MAKE the waiting list for a Kidney is quite high. Age and lifestyle attribute to a massive amount of people just not being eligible. So you could theoretically harvest extras and sell them for much less to people who aren't on the list.

  • @PenelopesPlayground
    @PenelopesPlayground Před 4 měsíci +2

    I love the guest appearance from Ollie. Never seen a picture cut out of him like Mat and Steph have.

  • @llordmakisigsantiago7098
    @llordmakisigsantiago7098 Před 3 lety +681

    imagine his FBI agent reading this internet history
    "WHAT IS THE MOST PROFITABLE CRIME TO DO"

  • @mrpenguin8731
    @mrpenguin8731 Před rokem +6

    Don't forget, if you can't take the organs, you can still just pick off the guns, wallets, and jewelry off of the corpses, also, another reason for a bank robbery to fail is that EVERYONE wod try their luck at that

  • @Gaming_O_Clock
    @Gaming_O_Clock Před měsícem +2

    BRO NO CAP IS MARCH 20 RN I GOTA GET REDDY FOR tomorrow

  • @wiskyr6510
    @wiskyr6510 Před 4 lety +1349

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    Nick Cage: "I'm going to steal the declaration of Independence"

  • @rosstheboss1014
    @rosstheboss1014 Před 4 lety +624

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    *McDonals ice cream machine starts working*

  • @ben10mama
    @ben10mama Před rokem +6

    That would be a great idea! The only issue is this would probably only last a couple years as the supply and demand would reduce the prices significantly

    • @AJ-xv6bj
      @AJ-xv6bj Před rokem

      if you get like 60,000,000 you'd probably only need to do it once 😂

    • @user-iq7mk3gb9w
      @user-iq7mk3gb9w Před rokem

      Thus greatly helping society.
      And just a single night is enough for nearly a hundred millions of dollars, enough for dozens of lifetimes.

  • @tenarti
    @tenarti Před rokem +2

    this turned out way more wholesome than i expected

  • @zarkmuckerberg8341
    @zarkmuckerberg8341 Před 4 lety +1445

    “FOR ONE NIGHT, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL”
    Everyone: Ah yes, time to rob...
    Me: Ah yes, time to use those forbidden LEGO techniques

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 Před 4 lety +57

      Me:ah yes,time to take a bite out of the KitKat before breaking a piece off

    • @yaneighborhoodbigbrother3180
      @yaneighborhoodbigbrother3180 Před 4 lety +32

      Excuse me but you would be arrested for international laws with that

    • @kierangibbons3311
      @kierangibbons3311 Před 4 lety +14

      Patricia Leach there is no redemption for that.

    • @miniman649
      @miniman649 Před 4 lety +17

      as a danish official, I am gonna need your name and address. We will be there shortly to confiscate any lego you may have and then make sure you do not spread the knowledge of these techniques.

    • @AdmiralWillisLee1942
      @AdmiralWillisLee1942 Před 4 lety +7

      Literally, i would just loot walmart of all the lego instead of paying 99.9$ for the infinity war and engame sets.

  • @yazz5747
    @yazz5747 Před 4 lety +604

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    *says frick on a christian minecraft server*

  • @Aldi__130
    @Aldi__130 Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Oh man the organs is already looted"

  • @tristanphillips8650
    @tristanphillips8650 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I have seen a video that was basically a fan fic of THIS idea…
    Id have to look for it, but it was an animated story! 2 guys take an armored medic van and go around the city looking for survivors. To save spoiling the video if yal havent seen it, it covers this whole thing. I have no idea if it was made BEFORE or AFTER this was posted, but watching this made me think of it.

  • @ItsJustYare
    @ItsJustYare Před 4 lety +705

    “All crime will be legal for 1 night”
    Me: *Brings Water Bottle to Airport*

    • @arc_tundra
      @arc_tundra Před 4 lety +15

      Sasuke honestly that should be illegal even during the purge

    • @kaitokobayashi6394
      @kaitokobayashi6394 Před 4 lety +16

      Me: *shouts bomb on every public area*

    • @isabellahill2006
      @isabellahill2006 Před 4 lety

      Unsealed water bottle into baseball game

    • @moomoomatt5539
      @moomoomatt5539 Před 4 lety +1

      WHERES THE VISCO IN YOU?!??!?! YOU TURTLE KILLLING SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKKS MONSTER SKSKSKKSKKSKSKSK AND I OOP SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKKSK AND I OOP TURTLE KILLING IST COOOOL OKAYYY?? SKKSKSKSKSKKS

  • @ShuckleMan-qq6os
    @ShuckleMan-qq6os Před 9 měsíci

    That intro is SO relatable!
    Also another way to survive is to make it like a second Christmas for other people, come on free gifts for you and your children or whatever… it makes you a less likely target for people to want to hurt you because you could give them like a ps5 in exchange for your life and you could just go steal another one if you want.

  • @NidotheKing
    @NidotheKing Před rokem +3

    "All crime is legal for one night"
    As a Midwesterner I can finally squeeze past someone without saying "Ope!"

  • @Lydia-on1rb
    @Lydia-on1rb Před 4 lety +996

    “All crime is legal for 12 continuous hours.”
    Me: Turns off ‘restricted mode’ on my school CZcams account

  • @williamwells434
    @williamwells434 Před 7 měsíci

    The amount of research Matt had to do into the value of organs for this video is astounding

  • @barbmcelderry9164
    @barbmcelderry9164 Před rokem +3

    “For twelve hours, all crime is legal.”
    Me: runs around outside singing songs.

  • @spiderczyk
    @spiderczyk Před 2 lety +1618

    "For one Night, All Crime is Legal"
    Me: *Registers with a Username already in use*

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG Před 4 lety +1284

    F.B.I agent: Sir, we have flagged a suspicious seacrh about profitable crimes.
    AGENT: Who's doing it
    F.B.I agent: It's that guy again, Matthew Patrick
    AGENT: Ah, just leave it

  • @phoenixfires1877
    @phoenixfires1877 Před 7 měsíci +1

    i know he wont see this nor have the time to read it but he puts SO much time into videos yet he still uploads so much and i want to thank him for doing all of this

  • @saralopezCR
    @saralopezCR Před rokem +5

    It's been a while since this theory, so I know MatPat didn't end up in jail for googling prices of different organs, but I was genuinely concerned xD

  • @saturn8811
    @saturn8811 Před 4 lety +1614

    “For one night, all crime is legal”
    Me: Goes on Roblox and doesn’t add parents confirmation

  • @jowey3593
    @jowey3593 Před 3 lety +1585

    99% of countries: Noooo! You can’t just sell human organs
    Iran: Haha money go brrrrrr

    • @Grandpa...
      @Grandpa... Před 3 lety +15

      Haha I go cut

    • @literallyanyone1305
      @literallyanyone1305 Před 3 lety +78

      @@SpongeBobGaming38239 Ya KnOw ThAt Is InCrEdIbLy OfFeNsIvE cOnSiDeRiNg ThAt Im ArAbIc.
      It's a fucking joke.

    • @gwen8075
      @gwen8075 Před 3 lety +45

      @@SpongeBobGaming38239 not being able to take a joke go brrrrrr

    • @georgehein5670
      @georgehein5670 Před 3 lety +6

      And planned parenthood

    • @d00d68
      @d00d68 Před 3 lety +5

      Ah, jokes nowadays.

  • @KrewMate568
    @KrewMate568 Před 20 dny +1

    "Have to work during the Purge."
    Me: Take my paycheck from my boss and leave.

  • @superbeltman6197
    @superbeltman6197 Před 3 lety +2442

    I can imagine "Corporate Wars" happening in the Purge. Pepsi and Coke hires armies to destroy each others factories, classic pranks

    • @superslimanoniem4712
      @superslimanoniem4712 Před 3 lety +116

      I can imagine epic games getting some EMP device and frying apples datacentres

    • @asetheticaii3001
      @asetheticaii3001 Před 2 lety +70

      EA charging other companies to live

    • @randomcallum
      @randomcallum Před 2 lety +16

      making the purge sound like a good idea 😂😂😂

    • @shiny4984
      @shiny4984 Před 2 lety +18

      pepsi got a bunch of battlecruisers, destroyers and other ships from the soviet army at some point... for some reason.... so they actually have an entire navy worth of ships, and coca cola has... nothing

    • @rob585
      @rob585 Před 2 lety +8

      @@shiny4984 No, sorry, that never happened. When Pepsi went to the USSR, and the Soviets needed to pay Pepsi, one of the ideas was for them to give Pepsi old navy ships to sell for scrap, but the idea never went anywhere. It would’ve been pretty cool, though.

  • @GeneralPenguinIsCool
    @GeneralPenguinIsCool Před 8 měsíci

    That Oli with a gun is one of the cutest things I've ever seen, and also one of the funniest

  • @antoinematta1144
    @antoinematta1144 Před rokem +5

    People from Chicago in 2023 :"thx mat pat for the help"

  • @space7939
    @space7939 Před 4 lety +885

    "For one night, all crime is legal."
    _Goes biking without a helmet._

  • @scottrushton6154
    @scottrushton6154 Před rokem +2

    I would honestly buy really expensive items using everything but money. I would make legal purchases not using legal tender.
    I.E. buying a car or something like that, using a bottle caps or something.

  • @owohaise
    @owohaise Před 4 lety +800

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    Me: leaks Shrek 5

  • @allthingsaddi
    @allthingsaddi Před rokem

    This is probably my favorite matpat video

  • @CutStudio4
    @CutStudio4 Před 3 měsíci +2

    gonna miss this matpat ): goodbye

  • @Ren_184
    @Ren_184 Před 4 lety +743

    Selling organs
    Most countries: hell NO
    Iran: hell YES

  • @givrally7634
    @givrally7634 Před 4 lety +776

    "For one night, all crime is legal"
    Me : *makes a second account on mobile games to double my profits*

  • @lucyandcharlieb2240
    @lucyandcharlieb2240 Před 4 měsíci +1

    12:45 Its also a possibility for Mr. Afton to experiment

  • @sheri_licious3655
    @sheri_licious3655 Před rokem +1

    "For one night, all crimes are legal"
    R34 owners: A blessing from the lord

  • @Max-vn7ti
    @Max-vn7ti Před 4 lety +1777

    "For one night all crime is legal"
    Me- brings outside food into a cinema.
    Wow this comment got attention. I had no idea this would ever happen. Thanks everyone.

  • @goldfish9773
    @goldfish9773 Před 4 lety +1283

    Okay but like, this dude is a dad
    He has custody of a child
    A tiny HUMAN
    And I'm so proud

  • @tanjiroooooooooooo
    @tanjiroooooooooooo Před rokem

    That skit at the beginning of the video was perfect

  • @codenamerock
    @codenamerock Před 3 lety +864

    Normal People : Murder,Robbery
    Me : Buys Minecraft for free

  • @HannahsMoviesAndMusic
    @HannahsMoviesAndMusic Před rokem +2

    3/21/22 in the movie: *people participating in the purge*
    3/21/22 irl: *me still tryna figure out what Imma do with my life whilst preparing for Ramadan the next month*
    You can pretty much see the huge expectation vs reality here lol

  • @idontknowwhatimdoing-gu3ny

    i would agree but its just that hospitals are closed during the nationwide purges so it wouldnt make any sense to do it if the place your doing it from is closed.

  • @kokichiouma1831
    @kokichiouma1831 Před 4 lety +414

    “Harvesting and selling organs is illegal. Except in Iran.”
    Me: wait Hol up

    • @erikt3162
      @erikt3162 Před 4 lety +27

      In China they harvest organs illegally under the state. Shh don’t tell MatPat.

    • @kokichiouma1831
      @kokichiouma1831 Před 4 lety +5

      Erik Throne - oh snap

    • @lilibane81
      @lilibane81 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm living there but i didn't know that! XD. WELP. time to go legally harvest organs!

    • @walkingmess5636
      @walkingmess5636 Před 4 lety +7

      Someone tried to steal my kidney once. So IRAN

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 Před 4 lety

      It's legal for private citizens in Iran. Though that doesn't automatically mean anyone is allowed to do it, you probably need a license or something like that. And what happens in China is done by the state, not private citizens. Therefore it doesn't matter that privat citizens aren't allowed to do it.

  • @theduke6203
    @theduke6203 Před 8 měsíci +1

    i relized i accidentally watched this at 1.5x speed but u
    the sound just fits matpat