Kyle Promises to Sleep
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- čas přidán 25. 01. 2024
- Help me raise the Patreon to $4k a month, and I'll live stream myself sleeping! / doormonster
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Hey kyle, what happened to the guards themselves 2?
So for $4000 a month, all of your supporters get to have a digital sleepover. That's.... kinda creative, actually.
Filthy lies. Everyone knows Kyle doesn’t sleep, the crew just clones a new Kyle when the main one burns out.
Even if we see the sleep stream, prolly still just a Kyle copy.
@@denverarnold6210 Oh for sure
@@denverarnold6210 from what ive heard they have found that actual kyle clones wont sleep either so they will probably have to use a robot or someone elses clone dressed up as kyle
@@Gradeius I'm more thinking: the copies are made specifically for a specific sketch, yeah? Make one for a sleeping sketch, and trick it onto the bed on stream. Whether it sleeps or not, it would give a convincing performance.
@@denverarnold6210 There are currently limits to the technology sadly. Insomnia is baked into kyle dna, when asked to lay down a kyle clone with say some variation of "I just dont feel like this is what my character would do" or "isnt there something I should be working on?" "why!!! what crual god cursed me to this fate! why do I exist? why am I tired even though I just came out of the cloning pod?" you know the normal stuff.
"...for, based on what I've read, 8 hours."
Look, even if he doesn't sleep, at least he's been studying up on it.
someone get him in touch with Tom Cardy, I think he's experienced in the field
This only proves that Kyle will only sleep if it is work
You got to love a community that when asked "what do you guys that are paying and enjoying the content I make want me to do next" responds with "we want you to sleep and take care of yourself".
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A writer whose story I follow put up a joke $100 tier on their patreon for making one demand of them a month. Five people signed up for it and all told the writer to take a day off, all within the first few hours of the option being up XD
Kyle, this better not be a joke, you really need sleep, all of us need sleep.... I should sleep
Do you need to use the sleep?
@gamingwithmatt9561
*scratches throat*
Yall got any of dem sleep?
Sleep tutorial when?
Due to covid last year I went 8 months only sleeping 6 hours a week, its not fun.
Hear hear.
the kyle is tired, he is eepy
Everyone: Kyle, go to sleep!
Kyle: I’m a busy man, so make it worth my while.
I don't understand...
Kyle is incapable of sleep? Isn't he?
Kyle doesn't sleep. Source: Same here
There's evidence he slips in and out of comas; it's basically the same thing.
Throughout the entire Kyle-verse, we may just have just discovered Well-Rested Kyle. Truly, there is no greater cause to donate to if he can actually be manifested.
What's the polar opposite of a multiversal constant?
@@stewy497 A singularity irregularity.
Jokes aside, fuck me, the bags under Kyle's eyes have genuinely become concerning.
If it helps, that technically isn’t related to sleep deprivation. Apparently you rub your eyes a lot, you get those.
Also there is the possibility, however slim, that he is aging. Even elves and immortals get a few wrinkles eventually.
I suggest you watch some older videos. You‘ll probably revise your evaluation 😆🙈
@@TheMewtata Not too long ago he actually got some rest and looked so much better than he's now.
@@VulturHS Not necessarily disproving what you said but it's worth saying that the lighting is making them more noticeable in this particular video I believe.
Some of us just have bags under our eyes. It's 2024 stop judging our life choices.
Bags? Nah, Kyle’s got a full set of matched luggage under his eyes
I absolutely canot handle the fact that in 7 hours, apparently people have donated about $500 to the Patreon. What a legendary community!
Kyle- your existence is a blessing to the world, and I hope you look after yourself a little better so as to maintain your presence here on the internet!
I'll believe it when I see it!
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Good Dreams, Kyle
Even if we see it, how can we be sure that it isn't just a CG render of Kyle being rendered in real time by the real, still awake, Kyle?
I can never tell when he's doing a skit and when he's being genuine. Like I don't think this is a bit, but Kyle can be really committed sometimes.
I can’t wait to see how many hours after lying down it takes for someone to fall asleep with thousands of people watching
This explains the decade of madness coming out of Kyle and the rest of the Door Monster team: when you can't dream, those hallucinations become so vivid they're marketable.
INB4 Kyle wakes up two hours into the livestream with a video idea that can't wait.
Kyle taking himself hostage: "pay or else I won't sleep"😂
Man, I can't believe Kyle nearly slipped up and told everyone Brian David Gilbert died and he helped clone a new one.
Kyle, we're worried. You may not be human, but whatever you are probably needs to sleep more than just once every five years.
I'm disappointed this video didn't end with "Frogs."
I don’t believe you.
he is holding himself hostage now
PLEASE KYLE SLEEP!
What if it turns out that Kyle is like a reverse Azathoth, as in "when he sleeps the universe ends?"
Even pals are allowed to sleep!!
It makes me so happy to see you back releasing content - your old videos are still some of the best I've ever had the pleasure to watch - really looking forward to anything else you create!
I really like your new videos. Just keep going in the pace that ist good and healthy for you.
I can't afford to support rn but liking and commenting to bump this.
Also, Kyle, I've had a lot of sleep disfunctions over my adult life - extreme insomnia, and then diagnosed with sleep apnea. you might want to look into either of those if sleep keeps being a struggle. But anyway I've loved your content for years and am looking forward to creepily watching you snooze
Kyle (and Alison and the whole DM crew), Ive been a subscriber for 9 years and a patron for 5. I have been watching you and your friends fuck around on CZcams through all of high school and my entire adult life as well as across two genders. The thought of you finally getting a good nights sleep genuinely brings me incredible joy. I might even try to budget an increase in my patron contribution if you agree to making getting good sleep a regular thing :3
a movie about the Bone Wars....I never thought I'd see the day, not gunna lie. Props for the originality!
Thanks for all your videos.
ALGORITHM FIX YOUR GAZE UPON THIS VIDEO
Thankyou for all the amazing content over the years i hope you make it to the goal and sleep lol
2:16 ahhh! the paintings alive!!! :P seriously though your awesome :D...please sleep.
I've watched your videos for years, love your content. Finally the time has finally come and you shall have my dollar good sir. I wish you a day of plentiful rest WHEN the goal is reached.
- You have to take it further than one night of sleep. You need a smart watch that tracks your sleep and if you don't meet your goal you have to donate a corresponding amount of money to a local food pantry.
Don't play video games before you go to sleep. It messes with how well you sleep. Just sleep.
Can someone send this man melatonin in his PO box?
Exhausted Kyle's never die; they just get some much needed rest.
You can do it! I believe in you, Kyle!
I've never subscribed to a patreon in my life, but if door monster is promising actual miracles now--take my dollar!
Just joined it's taken a long time but I am now finally more comfortable financially and want to do my part to help keep you guys able to do your thing
Keep doing you, more vids from you are always a boon, sketch and long form.
I LOVED that Batman video lol your delivery is hilarious
Yes, more of the long form videos, I think you are on to something... and you really feel like a natural fit for that kind of content!
Do I want Kyle to sleep? I guess.
Do I NEED the guards themselves 2? Desperately.
This. This precisely.
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@@Zreen001 2 guads Towselves
Glad to see your doing well Kyle. I grew up watching your skits although I stopped watching for a few years, this new stuff is really good.
Kyle I've only recently within the last six months started watching y'alls videos I really like them. That said I really hope you actually are sleeping as a former military member I know what it's like being sleep deprived. If you are getting plenty of rest I'm glad, if not make some time, it's very important for your mental and physical health.
*Other Content Creators*:
*Kyle*: I will sleep
_“Shut up and take my money!”_
Sleepover at Kyle's! I'll bring the gushers.
Mutahar from Some Ordinary Gamers had also issue with sleeping, and at some point he figured that magic trick was to pass out on a peaceful field when playing VR Minecraft. Claimed it was best sleep he'd ever gotten. Might wanna try that. :P
subtext: Kyle needs more clones.
Kyle keep up the good work! 👍🏼🫡
can confirm only realized he was making new sketches a couple weeks ago
Oh dang youtube hasnt been showing me your new stuff DAMN YOU ALGORITHM!!
I can relate to the COVID, my man! I went through the entire Lockdown as Janitor who disinfected COVID exposed areas for a year and a half and only got COVID from my wife who got COVID from people in Charlotte, North Carolina in 2023. I'm lucky in that my wife has had COVID twice now (she's fine) but I have had COVID only once and our daughter has never had COVID despite being exposed to both of us. Also, COVID does suck.
Glad you're well Kyle!
I get to watch a live stream of Kyle sleeping? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
I hope it works out my friend!
I love the lighting in Allison when she was saying to make predators for the rich. Really showed off that she's a higher power.
I will not believe, that the "kyle sleeps" stream will not be a cut prerecording of a dummie-doll sleeping instead. Or maybe even a fully digital special effect since Kyle is well known to be doing those.
You're one of my favorite CZcamsrs. I wish I had your with.
*wit
You're worth the $. Keep up the great work.
holy shit his eyes
This is peak meta humour and i'm 100% here for it. Also i'm glad to sae you enjoying filling the void left by BDG, look forward to more....and you sleeping.😅
I just woke up to this video in my notifs at 5 pm. Going to sleep more after this
You're making a movie! Exciting news!
Hello fellow humans! I am here to watch this delightful video because the CZcams put it in my feed and let me know that “People also watched this video”. As a real person myself, I’m sure I, also, will enjoy this video. Haha, how relatable! Videos people like are videos I also like! Since I am a People!
If you think about it, this really shows how amazing both the channel and its fans are. He us saying that if we pay him enough, he will get a full night's sleep. Can you imagine ANY other company or creator trying to sell that? And yet, though I have not the ability to contribute to this worthy endeavor myself, I've no doubt that Door Monster fans will come out of the woodwork and pay real money, to make the head of Door Monster take a nap for once.
Kyle will not sleep unless he can turn it too, into content.
just subscribed, cant wait to see kyle sleep
No. No video games, just sleep.
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
The happy, healthy, well-rested weak.
Finally!
Hm, 1 view, 54 likes. Yeah, that makes sense. 👍
Also, love your sketches, always good for a chuckle! Also, just started playing Civ 6 again with friends.
How close are we right now? Let's get this man some rest!
It’s boosted by a couple hundred, based on what he says in the video. We need $1,500 and then some to reach the sleep stream.
I don't believe this for a second. You're just going to temporarily transfer your consciousness to a clone, letting us watch an empty husk for 8 hours and claim that was you sleeping. Well I don't buy it!
The sleeping Kyle isn't real
You guys don’t understand on the Patreon morning streams you see see what expert digital gravel placement looks like.
Oh no he’s passing out again
Kyle: "I will sleep"
Everyone: "And I took it personal" *reaches for the wallet*
2:38 the French already invented the guillotine for that very reason.
I too sleep from time to time
Billionaire-eating Dinosaurs, A.K.A., a real wealth tax.
You guys need to figure out a video so easy that Kyle could literally do it in his sleep. Then have him do exactly that.
That romance options video sounds good; looking forward to it 👍
Reason hes saying 4000 / month is thats how much they need to pay for the gallons of tranquiliser required to get him to sleep
Demonic Car Allison isn't real, she can't hurt you
Demonic Car Allison:
Yay!
Take care mate!
I liked those videos
I would really like you to meet that stretch goal. Getting enough sleep is really important for long term and short term health, and I want you to be well!
brilliant, you can count on me upping my patreon sooni-sh towards this goal. I will need proof of sleeping happening.
Incredible idea 😂😂😂
Woot woot
"I'll sleep when i can monetize it" omg it's worse than we thought.
I tend to sleep for about 6 hours. Very obsessively specifically. I am scared. Also, for an amount of time I cannot quantify due to days blending together, I fell asleep at around 12:00, to wake up at 18:00, which is when the Fortnite shop rotates inventory. They have Venom, who is hot, and another character who upon seeing changed alot about my fursonas whithin just hours of witnessing. I have a *LOT* of mental [stuff] to unpack just regarding the [stuff]show around me not being able to get the character in time over $2, which I won't get into because it's incredibly depressing, and you strike me as the kinda person who has mental issues of their own, and needs a hug every hour. Maybe I'm projecting abit. Anyways, as I stayed up later past 12:00, I eventually broke out of the cycle, but I did start sleeping less and less just getting as close to waking up at 18:00 as my internal systems would allow given the 4-hour minimum and 7-hour maximum. Have you ever heard about how the brain really does work in a pair, and the "conscious" you isn't really necessarily either part, despite possibly having the biggest impact, atleast to your perspective? Or something like that? I kinda don't keep the exact details in easy access at all times. Basically, my id was more on the same page as me than my superego when it came to waking me up, which makes it sound kinda like a parasite in a way. I won't get into the entirety of my experiences with not the best impulse control, but it effectively is its own self-destructive entity which takes me along for the ride, which is self-destructive to me aswell, point being it is kinda like having a parasite.
What was the point of the comment? Didn't really have a point; That's just where my mind went to.
If I wasn't literally broke an unsure if I'll even afford a meal tomorrow, I'd be dropping 5 each month at the minimum to the patreon. I will always support Door Monster until the day the internet dies.
Same, plus I'm in school and can't support my family.