Kidnapping Car Salesmen (True Story)

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  • čas přidán 6. 03. 2024
  • Help Kyle sleep - / doormonster
    So this guy's walking to his car when OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE CAR AHHHH!!!
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Komentáře • 355

  • @rexstocephirxiii4263
    @rexstocephirxiii4263 Před 3 měsíci +1182

    "Don't tell the Canadians it'll make em jealous!" Perfect line.

    • @ScarriorIII
      @ScarriorIII Před 3 měsíci +8

      True story.

    • @tjpaul7125
      @tjpaul7125 Před 3 měsíci +23

      I am in fact a Canadian and i can confirm i am jealous.

    • @nokh3382
      @nokh3382 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I own a gun and yet I’m still jealous.

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Před 3 měsíci +4

      It made me want to sob

    • @astromenuisix7346
      @astromenuisix7346 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I'm not jealous. But, that line made me burst in laughter.

  • @professorhaystacks6606
    @professorhaystacks6606 Před 3 měsíci +1005

    Man inflation is getting bad. Hobo is asking for $7.99 now.

    • @SirSaladhead
      @SirSaladhead Před 3 měsíci +30

      Can we use the Hobo as an inflation index?

    • @jasonshere
      @jasonshere Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@SirSaladheadThey just did, my good sir. They just did...

  • @breg5993
    @breg5993 Před 3 měsíci +1041

    The door monster fandom has been indulged to truly dangerous levels this day.

    • @ryanjones_rheios
      @ryanjones_rheios Před 3 měsíci +26

      Damn, and I only have vodka on hand. Not even enough to make Mom's cashew salad.

    • @markusowens-ld9wt
      @markusowens-ld9wt Před 3 měsíci +3

      Truly

    • @FinishHim90
      @FinishHim90 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Basically 2k likes on 6k views, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that kinda ratio lol.

    • @stewy497
      @stewy497 Před 3 měsíci +6

      *GUNSHOT* DO NOT--!

    • @Konafallen
      @Konafallen Před 3 měsíci +5

      WE ARE SO BACK GUYS AND NOW FOR THE CHEAPEST PRICE IMAGINABLE!

  • @Aliamner
    @Aliamner Před 3 měsíci +215

    “This is my car”
    “That’s a good attitude”
    Fucking brilliant

  • @Zeratulr
    @Zeratulr Před 3 měsíci +259

    - Do not indulge the fandom!
    - Oh come on, a little bit, we'll be nice!
    - Ok, indulge the fandom a little!
    Oh yea, finnaly I'm watching it right after the sketch was published, nice feeling!

  • @belldrop7365
    @belldrop7365 Před 3 měsíci +87

    JP looks older.
    Hobo looks the same as ever.
    Kyle proving time travel is real.

  • @TorzyTheJer
    @TorzyTheJer Před 3 měsíci +10

    "She makes a mean pre-crime casserole." I love this character so much.

  • @Fort_Master
    @Fort_Master Před 3 měsíci +142

    I should've known something was off about this whole exchange when the person the hobo was bothering wasn't Lebron.

    • @Unormalism
      @Unormalism Před 3 měsíci +5

      Are you sure?

    • @mckayleepugmire9947
      @mckayleepugmire9947 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I mean he's bothered a non-Lebron before that didn't turn out immediately crazy...

  • @backdoorproductions4983
    @backdoorproductions4983 Před 3 měsíci +576

    Okay there is way too much to comment on here:
    1) JP is back!
    2) I'm pretty sure the first part of this sketch is based on a story JP has told before on one of Door Monster's many excellent Podcasts, and I'm surprised it hasn't been turned into a hobo sketch before now. Edit: I'm a fool, this is primarily from a story Kyle told on OKWU (May 17, 2023, currently Patreon-only).
    3) We finally meet the Kyle who escaped at the start of the Spiderman video.
    and 4) As always, this follows the rule of "Every hobo sketch must raise more questions than it answers." I hope we don't meet the skinwalker any time soon.
    Edit: also 5) Kyle saying "I thought I'd be better than this" is very in-character.

    • @breg5993
      @breg5993 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Might the skinwalker be CopyKyle?

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Which podcast episode was this story told in?

    • @eugenideddis
      @eugenideddis Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@breg5993Seems unlikely

    • @GameBreaker1055
      @GameBreaker1055 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Wait, the Kyle who escpaed at the start of the Spiderman video?
      RIGHT! I forgot about that!

    • @garyyythegamer
      @garyyythegamer Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@GameBreaker1055 which spiderman video

  • @wilhelm9585
    @wilhelm9585 Před 3 měsíci +45

    "Happens all the time, my buddy got snatched by someone who looks just like me"
    This line implies that one of the Kyles or a different version of the hobo snatched the Framing Magician (most likely). The plot thickens

    • @frimi8593
      @frimi8593 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I think it’s a reference to self fulfilling idiocy

  • @lillyklein1438
    @lillyklein1438 Před 3 měsíci +50

    Did an actual, audible gasp when I saw The Beard in the thumbnail.

  • @scottdusenbery2278
    @scottdusenbery2278 Před 3 měsíci +15

    "A friend of mine got kidnapped by a guy who looks just like me and hasn't been seen since!" That is an amazing reference to the last hobo video where Jeffrey gets kidnapped by him, and the fact that Jeffrey hasn't been in any other skits since.

    • @Fulano5321
      @Fulano5321 Před 3 měsíci

      Good point!

    • @mismatched_shoes
      @mismatched_shoes Před 3 měsíci +3

      Wasn't he onscreen in one of the phasmaphobia videos after that though? The one with the van?

  • @bendonatier
    @bendonatier Před 3 měsíci +29

    I just love the "I got a pedicure" gag. Glad he's treating himself, and our hobo just refuses to miss a beat.

  • @durianthesleepy
    @durianthesleepy Před 3 měsíci +26

    MoKap Kyle: I'm putting together a team
    Hobo: I'm putting together a casserole.

  • @Pink.andahalf
    @Pink.andahalf Před 3 měsíci +107

    The only character I've ever owned a plush of is back. Yes.

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Mine is sitting right in front of me. I'm looking at it now

    • @stewy497
      @stewy497 Před 3 měsíci +7

      You have a JP plush? :O

    • @gracehuntsman8868
      @gracehuntsman8868 Před 3 měsíci

      @@stewy497I wanted to comment 'I need this' but then realised that was gonna sound really weird xD

  • @walterreynoldsthefourhundr819
    @walterreynoldsthefourhundr819 Před 3 měsíci +179

    I'm glad to see JP again, and have the continuation of both the Milk Saga and the Kyleverse

  • @TheOnlyToblin
    @TheOnlyToblin Před 3 měsíci +14

    Kyle: "That's pretty good!"
    No. That was uncanny. Damn!

  • @mattackerson6728
    @mattackerson6728 Před 3 měsíci +13

    "Oh my stars. Emotion capture suit." LOL

    • @Dr.Death8520
      @Dr.Death8520 Před 3 měsíci +2

      *a motion capture suit, i think

  • @bevanfindlay
    @bevanfindlay Před 3 měsíci +146

    I pity the viewer who gets recommended this channel by a friend and this is the first thing they see. They would be extremely confused. Even as a pretty longtime viewer, I felt like I only got about half of it. This is so meta it's insane.
    Keep being weird, we love it.

    • @frimi8593
      @frimi8593 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Took me a second to realize that “I knew a guy who got kidnapped by someone who looks just me” wasn’t a joke about him having been the kidnapper but rather a callback to self fulfilling idiocy

  • @TheNeraum
    @TheNeraum Před 3 měsíci +16

    JPs hobo voice is actually so good

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma Před 3 měsíci +3

      I'm not convinced it wasn't actually Kyle doing a voiceover.
      I mean that as a compliment to JP!

    • @phoebegilliland8897
      @phoebegilliland8897 Před 3 měsíci +1

      When does JP get to play his own Hobo character?

  • @manaphy1007
    @manaphy1007 Před 3 měsíci +61

    Kyle looks like he actually got some sleep recently

    • @Withidread
      @Withidread Před 3 měsíci +13

      Pretty sure that just means it's a new version of Kyle.

    • @rhaedas9085
      @rhaedas9085 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@Withidreador an earlier version.

    • @jeshuamarker9188
      @jeshuamarker9188 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I'll only believe it when I see it.

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 Před 3 měsíci +1

      The audience paying him to stream sleeping was a good move

    • @YukoValis
      @YukoValis Před 3 měsíci

      nah that is just him falling into comas.

  • @videogamer596
    @videogamer596 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Everyone's talking about the other gags but "...plus some associated analog horrors..." just does it for me. Such genre-awareness!

  • @ThatCake
    @ThatCake Před 3 měsíci +86

    hey its that guy

  • @Salt_and_Peroxide
    @Salt_and_Peroxide Před 3 měsíci +92

    The customer is always right

  • @thomaspetrucka9173
    @thomaspetrucka9173 Před 3 měsíci +5

    "My buddy got snatched by a guy who looks just like me. Haven't seen him since." 🤣 A thinly veiled confession, I see.
    As always, the script is top notch!

  • @pyrofan80
    @pyrofan80 Před 3 měsíci +38

    The GOVERNMENT needs $7!

  • @mahougaming
    @mahougaming Před 3 měsíci +51

    The milk saga is back ? That’s a surprise

  • @Arisorio
    @Arisorio Před 3 měsíci +6

    I did NOT know where this was going!

  • @CosmicAggressor
    @CosmicAggressor Před 3 měsíci +11

    Okay. I started off this skit with "Hurray this is the old door monster / white lightning content I am here for" and then everything got intense. Keep going.

  • @Subjecttochannel
    @Subjecttochannel Před 3 měsíci +5

    Every hobo skit is beyond perfect, it's actually unfair how much funny y'all squeeze into such a short window

  • @dqflynn
    @dqflynn Před 3 měsíci +4

    I absolutely adore how this ties into the greater canon

  • @jddes
    @jddes Před 3 měsíci +8

    Can't wait for more skinwalker lore

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji6484 Před 3 měsíci +9

    youre the one their most afraid of
    as they should be, but the skinwalker....*shivers*

  • @UCeagle79
    @UCeagle79 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Kyle either dreamed this. or wrote this after not sleeping for a while. I still laughed and interested to watch more.

  • @christopherswann6717
    @christopherswann6717 Před 3 měsíci +7

    My mom makes a mean pre-crime casserole

  • @Geeklord1999
    @Geeklord1999 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I honestly did not expect the return of "crazy bearded man" to blend so harmoniously with interdimensional warfare, but here we are. As usual, Door Monster is weird and amazing!

  • @gabrielvieira9578
    @gabrielvieira9578 Před 3 měsíci +11

    This video went from two to one actor really quickly

  • @AmayaBloblaya
    @AmayaBloblaya Před 3 měsíci +6

    I see why hes the one their most afraid of. I mean did you see how he stole those keys!? Because I didn't!

    • @nazzurro
      @nazzurro Před 3 měsíci +3

      Hobo Kyle is like Bugs Bunny, but with the chaos dialed all the way to 11

  • @EGRJ
    @EGRJ Před 3 měsíci +8

    Corporate Kyles? What could be worse than that?
    Oh, right, corporate influencer Kyles.

  • @torva360
    @torva360 Před 3 měsíci +5

    THE CROSSOVER WE DIDN'T KNOW WE WANTED!! It's about time the hobo got involved.

  • @chaosmkmk
    @chaosmkmk Před 3 měsíci +6

    Im 40 seconds in and had to stop the video cause I couldn't breathe 😂

  • @MildlyOCD
    @MildlyOCD Před 3 měsíci +15

    Kyle is talking to himself. He's officially lost it.
    Next Patreon goal is to get him psychotherapy & film it as proof (for legal purposes, that's a joke.)

  • @ganymedemlem6119
    @ganymedemlem6119 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I watch these videos so many times over because it seems like every time I do I pick up on another joke/reference. Y'all make amazing stuff.

  • @phoebegilliland8897
    @phoebegilliland8897 Před 3 měsíci +8

    I was GOING to say the Extortionist Hobo was getting new clients. Well done Kyle.

  • @TheAardvark57
    @TheAardvark57 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I was sick with strep but watching this cured me immediately.

  • @AZOTH_the_Weeb
    @AZOTH_the_Weeb Před 3 měsíci +27

    OH HELL YEAH!!!! He is back.
    Damn that voice imitation was great

  • @webbowser8834
    @webbowser8834 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This is very funny
    I feel like I had something more in depth to say, but I can't think of anything atm and I unironically need to pick up milk.

  • @BlackArrowGaming
    @BlackArrowGaming Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is just absolutely pure gold from start to finish. The "Don''t tell the Candians" line was the funniest thing I've heard in days...XD

  • @Faxanadu_
    @Faxanadu_ Před 3 měsíci +5

    Oh hey, JP! Thats cool to see him again

  • @ddfb494355
    @ddfb494355 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I'm sure not even an earth shattering earthquake could even throw the Hobo off balance.

  • @Dr.Death8520
    @Dr.Death8520 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I appreciate the continuity of the keys visibly being stolen in the first few seconds

  • @Yotta_Guns
    @Yotta_Guns Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love the hobo so much! More please! Also I love that on second watch I can see him stealing the things he does. They're not just appearing on his person. 😂

  • @EranMadeMonsters
    @EranMadeMonsters Před 3 měsíci +12

    The Intro/Across/Beyond the Kyle-verse is WILD! I'll be waiting patiently for the follow up.

  • @mirjanbouma
    @mirjanbouma Před 3 měsíci +3

    Another masterpiece, and it includes The Hobo (and JP, good to see him again!) Top scores all across the board ❤😂

  • @NathanSmithRenown0
    @NathanSmithRenown0 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The way I screamed when I got this notification

  • @A1fAnERD
    @A1fAnERD Před 3 měsíci +7

    Always a pleasure to see another Door Monster video!
    And as a Canadian, I'm only a little jealous.

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Only a little? Pffft. Don't lie to us!

  • @Xezian
    @Xezian Před 3 měsíci +1

    "and associated analog horrors" broke me that phrase broke me entirely why the hell am i laughing so hard at that

  • @acompletelynormalhuman6392
    @acompletelynormalhuman6392 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "I have a gun"
    "Don't tell the Canadians you'll make them jealous"
    Is probably my favorite line in any door monster sketch ever

  • @bakto2122
    @bakto2122 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Nice beard! Is it new?
    Edit: after checking through old footage I've come to the conclusion that it's just better lighting. Also possibly better Kyle complexion, but that could also be lighting.

  • @keithreinsel7842
    @keithreinsel7842 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Oh my! Oh no.
    What a swerve!
    But don't forget, K-Corp is watching.

  • @avryantoinette
    @avryantoinette Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Whoa! A non-Kyle!"
    "I have been fooled!"

  • @thomaspetrucka9173
    @thomaspetrucka9173 Před 3 měsíci +1

    JP's blind acceptance is so in character for him.

  • @benkayvfalsifier3817
    @benkayvfalsifier3817 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I will never be tired of this brand of comedy.

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble Před 3 měsíci +4

    YEEES Kyle Hobo man! :DDD
    Brilliant episode, all that lack of sleep is paying of.
    Looking forward to sleep stream.

  • @lucasisofdarkness5423
    @lucasisofdarkness5423 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Dont tell the canadians! Theyll be jealous!" This is criminally underrated

  • @devinbaird2470
    @devinbaird2470 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Your writing is top notch. Every line is a joke or leading to a joke.

  • @SpiritdragonR
    @SpiritdragonR Před 3 měsíci +1

    Always love me some more Hobo Saga.
    Also only after watching it thrice did I notice him stealing the keys at the start.
    Also JP's 'You wanna buy a knife' is spot on

  • @johnnycovenant2286
    @johnnycovenant2286 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I literally just went back and renewed my dibs for the second time in a row on an old one

  • @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate
    @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate Před 3 měsíci +1

    I’m so happy we’re getting more Door Monster,
    The plot thickness

  • @YukoValis
    @YukoValis Před 3 měsíci +4

    I wasn't really into this one until the twist.. I knew there was a reason I got the hobo plush.

  • @greenleafnerfing4749
    @greenleafnerfing4749 Před 3 měsíci +2

    JP looks so much more mature since we last saw him. lookin good mates!

  • @quagsiremcgee1647
    @quagsiremcgee1647 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "Don't tell the Canadian's they'll get jealous"

  • @Kilgore5
    @Kilgore5 Před 3 měsíci +1

    it's notably impressive how well u still play that character after all these years. I went out of my way to watch the playlist of skits with him in them and gog he'z just the fluffing best and so consistent. I wish i had money back when u had plushies of him 2 buy but alas i was a broke college student.

  • @AscendtionArc
    @AscendtionArc Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thanks for this.
    The saga beginues.

  • @maxmach4361
    @maxmach4361 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Hobos are multiplying! Weirdly enough in Kyleverse it's a good thing.

  • @1bootliz
    @1bootliz Před 3 měsíci +2

    I re-watched it and you can actually see Hobo swiping JP's keys in the lower right corner at the beginning. 😂

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma Před 3 měsíci +1

      Thank you! I missed that three times!

  • @StormDatIsApproaching
    @StormDatIsApproaching Před 3 měsíci +2

    Imagine how many horrors could've been avoides in the multiverse if the hobo could just get that darn milk and $7 when he asks for it!

  • @BluishGreenPro
    @BluishGreenPro Před 3 měsíci +1

    No other channel manages to make watching every one of it’s videos so rewarding. Delightful to see all the inside jokes!

  • @michaelmayfield628
    @michaelmayfield628 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Keep going you do very good man I love watching your videos

  • @DennisMclaughlindapo3t
    @DennisMclaughlindapo3t Před 3 měsíci +1

    Kyle verse ends with Kyle Kinane taking a bong rip and going "This is about me?"

  • @YMasterS
    @YMasterS Před 3 měsíci +1

    Omg, was the "looks just like me" foreshadowing for it being Kyleverse related?? Only just got that 😂

  • @DarthTofu2
    @DarthTofu2 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Awww Man, I’m pretty excited for Beyond the Kyleverse!

  • @cgt3704
    @cgt3704 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The Hat hobo is back. I missed him

  • @pablosanz605
    @pablosanz605 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The plot thickens

  • @varajalka
    @varajalka Před 3 měsíci +1

    This feel a bit of a fever dream, so I'm guessing Kyle still hasn't slept

  • @deathdealer646
    @deathdealer646 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Alright my favorite character is back for a sketch lol. Love the hobo character.

  • @Ms_Sylveon
    @Ms_Sylveon Před 3 měsíci +5

    OOH NEW LORE....

  • @corwyntalia
    @corwyntalia Před 3 měsíci +3

    It continues!

  • @levilukeskytrekker
    @levilukeskytrekker Před 3 měsíci +1

    Door Monster out here doing the Lord's work.

  • @reubenoakley5887
    @reubenoakley5887 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The editing is too good. I have no idea if Kyle and JP were actually in the same place or not!

  • @Liam_TheNoob
    @Liam_TheNoob Před 3 měsíci +1

    my brain merged this title together at a glance into True Crime Salesmen and if that isnt a skit waiting to happen i dont know what is

  • @StiggysFall
    @StiggysFall Před 3 měsíci +2

    God I love the shady hobo

  • @majormoron605
    @majormoron605 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The plot thickens.

  • @Allstar-yl1ek
    @Allstar-yl1ek Před 3 měsíci +1

    I cannot put how much I love this into words

  • @kargen1963
    @kargen1963 Před 3 měsíci +1

    It's JP! So good to see him again

  • @The3rdFist
    @The3rdFist Před 3 měsíci +3

    This was a Beautiful callback to great times.

  • @vaniellys
    @vaniellys Před 3 měsíci +2

    YES A GOOD OLD SKETCH ! What if we used a bottle opener on the door ?

  • @urktheturtle2988
    @urktheturtle2988 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love Door Monster.

  • @YMasterS
    @YMasterS Před 3 měsíci +2

    How do you keep all of this so fresh? Amazing.

  • @flamefromHalo
    @flamefromHalo Před 3 měsíci

    I am so happy to see a new hobo sketch! I love the regular sketches but these give so many perfect one-liners and setups they always manage to make me laugh.