Kidnapping Car Salesmen (True Story)
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- Help Kyle sleep - / doormonster
So this guy's walking to his car when OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE CAR AHHHH!!!
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"Don't tell the Canadians it'll make em jealous!" Perfect line.
True story.
I am in fact a Canadian and i can confirm i am jealous.
I own a gun and yet I’m still jealous.
It made me want to sob
I'm not jealous. But, that line made me burst in laughter.
Man inflation is getting bad. Hobo is asking for $7.99 now.
Can we use the Hobo as an inflation index?
@@SirSaladheadThey just did, my good sir. They just did...
The door monster fandom has been indulged to truly dangerous levels this day.
Damn, and I only have vodka on hand. Not even enough to make Mom's cashew salad.
Truly
Basically 2k likes on 6k views, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that kinda ratio lol.
*GUNSHOT* DO NOT--!
WE ARE SO BACK GUYS AND NOW FOR THE CHEAPEST PRICE IMAGINABLE!
“This is my car”
“That’s a good attitude”
Fucking brilliant
- Do not indulge the fandom!
- Oh come on, a little bit, we'll be nice!
- Ok, indulge the fandom a little!
Oh yea, finnaly I'm watching it right after the sketch was published, nice feeling!
JP looks older.
Hobo looks the same as ever.
Kyle proving time travel is real.
"She makes a mean pre-crime casserole." I love this character so much.
I should've known something was off about this whole exchange when the person the hobo was bothering wasn't Lebron.
Are you sure?
I mean he's bothered a non-Lebron before that didn't turn out immediately crazy...
Okay there is way too much to comment on here:
1) JP is back!
2) I'm pretty sure the first part of this sketch is based on a story JP has told before on one of Door Monster's many excellent Podcasts, and I'm surprised it hasn't been turned into a hobo sketch before now. Edit: I'm a fool, this is primarily from a story Kyle told on OKWU (May 17, 2023, currently Patreon-only).
3) We finally meet the Kyle who escaped at the start of the Spiderman video.
and 4) As always, this follows the rule of "Every hobo sketch must raise more questions than it answers." I hope we don't meet the skinwalker any time soon.
Edit: also 5) Kyle saying "I thought I'd be better than this" is very in-character.
Might the skinwalker be CopyKyle?
Which podcast episode was this story told in?
@@breg5993Seems unlikely
Wait, the Kyle who escpaed at the start of the Spiderman video?
RIGHT! I forgot about that!
@@GameBreaker1055 which spiderman video
"Happens all the time, my buddy got snatched by someone who looks just like me"
This line implies that one of the Kyles or a different version of the hobo snatched the Framing Magician (most likely). The plot thickens
I think it’s a reference to self fulfilling idiocy
Did an actual, audible gasp when I saw The Beard in the thumbnail.
"A friend of mine got kidnapped by a guy who looks just like me and hasn't been seen since!" That is an amazing reference to the last hobo video where Jeffrey gets kidnapped by him, and the fact that Jeffrey hasn't been in any other skits since.
Good point!
Wasn't he onscreen in one of the phasmaphobia videos after that though? The one with the van?
I just love the "I got a pedicure" gag. Glad he's treating himself, and our hobo just refuses to miss a beat.
MoKap Kyle: I'm putting together a team
Hobo: I'm putting together a casserole.
The only character I've ever owned a plush of is back. Yes.
Mine is sitting right in front of me. I'm looking at it now
You have a JP plush? :O
@@stewy497I wanted to comment 'I need this' but then realised that was gonna sound really weird xD
I'm glad to see JP again, and have the continuation of both the Milk Saga and the Kyleverse
Kyle: "That's pretty good!"
No. That was uncanny. Damn!
"Oh my stars. Emotion capture suit." LOL
*a motion capture suit, i think
I pity the viewer who gets recommended this channel by a friend and this is the first thing they see. They would be extremely confused. Even as a pretty longtime viewer, I felt like I only got about half of it. This is so meta it's insane.
Keep being weird, we love it.
Took me a second to realize that “I knew a guy who got kidnapped by someone who looks just me” wasn’t a joke about him having been the kidnapper but rather a callback to self fulfilling idiocy
JPs hobo voice is actually so good
I'm not convinced it wasn't actually Kyle doing a voiceover.
I mean that as a compliment to JP!
When does JP get to play his own Hobo character?
Kyle looks like he actually got some sleep recently
Pretty sure that just means it's a new version of Kyle.
@@Withidreador an earlier version.
I'll only believe it when I see it.
The audience paying him to stream sleeping was a good move
nah that is just him falling into comas.
Everyone's talking about the other gags but "...plus some associated analog horrors..." just does it for me. Such genre-awareness!
hey its that guy
BABY DRIVER??
The customer is always right
"My buddy got snatched by a guy who looks just like me. Haven't seen him since." 🤣 A thinly veiled confession, I see.
As always, the script is top notch!
The GOVERNMENT needs $7!
The milk saga is back ? That’s a surprise
I did NOT know where this was going!
Okay. I started off this skit with "Hurray this is the old door monster / white lightning content I am here for" and then everything got intense. Keep going.
Every hobo skit is beyond perfect, it's actually unfair how much funny y'all squeeze into such a short window
I absolutely adore how this ties into the greater canon
Can't wait for more skinwalker lore
youre the one their most afraid of
as they should be, but the skinwalker....*shivers*
Kyle either dreamed this. or wrote this after not sleeping for a while. I still laughed and interested to watch more.
My mom makes a mean pre-crime casserole
I honestly did not expect the return of "crazy bearded man" to blend so harmoniously with interdimensional warfare, but here we are. As usual, Door Monster is weird and amazing!
This video went from two to one actor really quickly
I see why hes the one their most afraid of. I mean did you see how he stole those keys!? Because I didn't!
Hobo Kyle is like Bugs Bunny, but with the chaos dialed all the way to 11
Corporate Kyles? What could be worse than that?
Oh, right, corporate influencer Kyles.
THE CROSSOVER WE DIDN'T KNOW WE WANTED!! It's about time the hobo got involved.
Yes!
Im 40 seconds in and had to stop the video cause I couldn't breathe 😂
Kyle is talking to himself. He's officially lost it.
Next Patreon goal is to get him psychotherapy & film it as proof (for legal purposes, that's a joke.)
I watch these videos so many times over because it seems like every time I do I pick up on another joke/reference. Y'all make amazing stuff.
I was GOING to say the Extortionist Hobo was getting new clients. Well done Kyle.
I was sick with strep but watching this cured me immediately.
OH HELL YEAH!!!! He is back.
Damn that voice imitation was great
This is very funny
I feel like I had something more in depth to say, but I can't think of anything atm and I unironically need to pick up milk.
This is just absolutely pure gold from start to finish. The "Don''t tell the Candians" line was the funniest thing I've heard in days...XD
Oh hey, JP! Thats cool to see him again
I'm sure not even an earth shattering earthquake could even throw the Hobo off balance.
I appreciate the continuity of the keys visibly being stolen in the first few seconds
I love the hobo so much! More please! Also I love that on second watch I can see him stealing the things he does. They're not just appearing on his person. 😂
The Intro/Across/Beyond the Kyle-verse is WILD! I'll be waiting patiently for the follow up.
Another masterpiece, and it includes The Hobo (and JP, good to see him again!) Top scores all across the board ❤😂
The way I screamed when I got this notification
Always a pleasure to see another Door Monster video!
And as a Canadian, I'm only a little jealous.
Only a little? Pffft. Don't lie to us!
"and associated analog horrors" broke me that phrase broke me entirely why the hell am i laughing so hard at that
"I have a gun"
"Don't tell the Canadians you'll make them jealous"
Is probably my favorite line in any door monster sketch ever
Nice beard! Is it new?
Edit: after checking through old footage I've come to the conclusion that it's just better lighting. Also possibly better Kyle complexion, but that could also be lighting.
Oh my! Oh no.
What a swerve!
But don't forget, K-Corp is watching.
"Whoa! A non-Kyle!"
"I have been fooled!"
JP's blind acceptance is so in character for him.
I will never be tired of this brand of comedy.
YEEES Kyle Hobo man! :DDD
Brilliant episode, all that lack of sleep is paying of.
Looking forward to sleep stream.
"Dont tell the canadians! Theyll be jealous!" This is criminally underrated
Your writing is top notch. Every line is a joke or leading to a joke.
Always love me some more Hobo Saga.
Also only after watching it thrice did I notice him stealing the keys at the start.
Also JP's 'You wanna buy a knife' is spot on
I literally just went back and renewed my dibs for the second time in a row on an old one
I’m so happy we’re getting more Door Monster,
The plot thickness
I wasn't really into this one until the twist.. I knew there was a reason I got the hobo plush.
JP looks so much more mature since we last saw him. lookin good mates!
"Don't tell the Canadian's they'll get jealous"
it's notably impressive how well u still play that character after all these years. I went out of my way to watch the playlist of skits with him in them and gog he'z just the fluffing best and so consistent. I wish i had money back when u had plushies of him 2 buy but alas i was a broke college student.
Thanks for this.
The saga beginues.
Hobos are multiplying! Weirdly enough in Kyleverse it's a good thing.
I re-watched it and you can actually see Hobo swiping JP's keys in the lower right corner at the beginning. 😂
Thank you! I missed that three times!
Imagine how many horrors could've been avoides in the multiverse if the hobo could just get that darn milk and $7 when he asks for it!
No other channel manages to make watching every one of it’s videos so rewarding. Delightful to see all the inside jokes!
Keep going you do very good man I love watching your videos
Kyle verse ends with Kyle Kinane taking a bong rip and going "This is about me?"
Omg, was the "looks just like me" foreshadowing for it being Kyleverse related?? Only just got that 😂
Awww Man, I’m pretty excited for Beyond the Kyleverse!
The Hat hobo is back. I missed him
The plot thickens
This feel a bit of a fever dream, so I'm guessing Kyle still hasn't slept
Alright my favorite character is back for a sketch lol. Love the hobo character.
OOH NEW LORE....
It continues!
Door Monster out here doing the Lord's work.
The editing is too good. I have no idea if Kyle and JP were actually in the same place or not!
my brain merged this title together at a glance into True Crime Salesmen and if that isnt a skit waiting to happen i dont know what is
God I love the shady hobo
The plot thickens.
I cannot put how much I love this into words
It's JP! So good to see him again
This was a Beautiful callback to great times.
YES A GOOD OLD SKETCH ! What if we used a bottle opener on the door ?
I love Door Monster.
How do you keep all of this so fresh? Amazing.
I am so happy to see a new hobo sketch! I love the regular sketches but these give so many perfect one-liners and setups they always manage to make me laugh.