Civ 6: Weather Report
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- Who will win - the climate, or the intense need to build a World Wonder as soon as possible?
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This flood has devastated like never seen before! 0 population lost, 0 units killed, 0 tiles damaged, 8 tiles gained fertility.
i mean, when did you see a flood like that?
I propose we ban weather.
Why?
I don’t like it.
Do you have the city states to push it through?
Luca Moriconi are you saying that I am venice!? Because I take that as a personal insult. I DENOUNCE YOU!!!
Iain Hansen I thought it was candy, but it was _pigs_
psychic_hedgehog sigh “it’s not either of those things”
But then what are the British public to talk to each other about?
"Venice is just gone"
And nothing of value was lost.
Archsteel they were denounced so much the world decided they didn’t deserve to exist
Kinda wish he'd responded good
And there was much rejoicing!
savage meme
What else will we denouncing Venice-ites denounce?
Can we get an update on the lack of whales. The people demand more whales.
Whales are going extinct because people like you keep demanding them! We need to use our worlds resources responsibly! Not based on pointless whims! Just because you “want whales” doesn’t mean you need them!
Gabriel I don’t think you get the joke....
@@gabrielbenjamin
I dislike using that reddit woosh thing, so I will simply point out the fact that this Iain guy was participating in the humour, and you have missed that fact.
If we can´t have whales, how about oysters.. we lack those as well. The People demand more oysters. Don´t come offering crabs.. we dont want crabs.
@@iainhansen1047 We NEED whales or we will get depressed.
Boat Mormons gonna have a monopoly on religion when everyone is living in boats
ExamplePrime lmao
Well with those rising sea levels everyone will be clambering for those boats.
I dunno, Yoloism can survive anything.
Perhaps, but the Pagodas won't.
Noah: "I told you!!"
Missed opportunity for "BREAKING NEWS: With one turn left in the construction of our Panama Canal, The Maori announced today that they had completed The Panama Canal."
“And all it does is connect a one tile lake to another one tile lake”
this is an underrated comment
'We must therefore tear down all infrastructure and evidence that our canal ever existed. Sucks, I guess.'
But they've already made that joke in at least one other video. That's not what this one was about
Simple a INVASION
Wait but how are we gonna Denounce Venice if it's under water? Starting to consider converting to Boat Mormon.
Easy, we just Denounce Venice... underwater!
Da da da daaaaaaa!
Denouncing Venice has Rebranded as Denying Venice as it clearly never existed
DENY VENICE
Become a boat mormon and float away as the ocean rises
YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How can we see this? We haven't researched mass media yet!
skindreads I thought it was researched 2 turns ago
@skindreads I'll offer you Mass Media tech for access to whales for 20 turns.
@@Suzaku455 Done!
i have one coal, will you pay 1 gold for it? No? Ok what will it take to make this deal work?
@@AzguardMike oh no, not again
* in 2 turns it will be flood*
*1 turn later*
*a great person has be born*
*rush the great canal*
*Done*
In two turns it will flood
*chops 5 forests*
Problem solved!
"The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints...of Boats"
You thought I wouldn't notice that the Boat Mormons were back, but you were wrong.
I was hoping I'd see someone else who noticed that and also LONG LIVE THE BOAT MORMONS
UmbreonMessiah May boat Jesus bless our water ways
UmbreonMessiah IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
@@sigma723 I named two Houses in my shared Gallery in Sims 4 after the Boat Mormons :D Or rather made small stories about their restauration.
@@sigma723 HERESY! The only true religion is Denouncing Venice!
Just play Civ V and avoid all consequences for your actions. Except for settling within ten hexes of a neighboring civ that you haven't discovered yet.
And they happen to be Aztec, Mongolian, and/or Zulu.
@@andersasblom6452 and then your just %@$*ed unless you are the aztecs... then you just have to struggle to keep the peace long enough to destroy literally everything
@@andersasblom6452 It is the Zulu. It is always the Zulu. Hordes of Impi warriors charging across interlocking fields of machine gun fire, never stopping, never slowing.
@@andersasblom6452 Aztec are a joke, I had found them once in my game and they were in late classical age while I was in modern era, it only took me 3 armoured infantrymen to wipe them off the planet.
@@abyssstrider2547 Any civ is a joke when it's King to Settler difficulty. Emperor and above Aztecs are one of immediate threats as a neighbor(Like Zulus or Mongolia) since it's AI is aggressive by default and it's a strong early military power. I have to rush Composites or risk getting overran by hordes of Eagle Warriors.
Such a roller coaster ride!
I hear about the focus on this "canal" and know that it must be evil, because Venice is filled with canals. But then I discover that the Boat Mormons are involved as well and see the grand conspiracy that there is. Of course, Venice being destroyed is a ruse. They will use this new canal to conquer!
#boatconspiracy
It also destroys another Great Religion's biggest tenant: how's one supposed to denounce a city that doesn't exist anymore?!
@@ginoclaves I mean, the Bible still contains old denunciations of Babylon...
Oohh my good friend. They are no longer known as boat mormons. They are now known as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints of boats.
As a member of denouncing Venis, I am confused how to feel
When Venice dissapeared, the religion of "Denuncing Venice" found their Nirvana, i suppose
They just rebrand to "Denouncing Dutch". (I hate Wilhelmina in this game. Always so demanding about trade routes.)
Don't worry, They can keep going on denouncing the memory of Venice.
I love it how the moment he learns the canals in danger he starts taking the weather seriously,😆
🦀🦀 VENICE IS GONE 🦀🦀
Don't worry! It's been nuked by Gandhi whole two turns ago.
BAN CRABS!
@@zilosis3794
CRABS ARE PEOPLE
@@evertime123 LEGIT OR QUIT!
Welp, there goes the religion of DV.
Best part is that flooding lowlands created a natural waterway through the continent. This left the canal worse that destroyed, it left it useless.
In order to make their project profitable again, investors started a great new project to create a mighty damn to block this new river and give their canal a economic use once more.
the last two centuries of louisiana history in a nutshell
"Mighty damn"
*Alright everyone let's break this continent in half!*
XD
TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF CANALS I SAWED THIS CONTINENT IN HALF!
Come on, post more canal porn!
You sawed this comment section in half! And you fixed it using only FLEX TAPE!
Kevin Worytko wait sorry to be that guy but wouldn’t that lower sea levels
Cuz the water leaves the sea and is in the canal
@@jellojiei6061 The ocean is much bigger than the canal
News logo should have been a spinning Earth of hexagon tiles. Oppurtunity squandered!
Can't make a sphere of hexagons. The animation would have probably looked pretty crappy.
Wolfram Stahl
Use a cylinder.
@@wolframstahl1263 You can if you make twelve of those hexagons into pentagons (this works for any map size) like with soccer balls! (Yes, I've thought a lot about the practicality of globes for Civ games because the cylindrical earth bothers me for some reason).
@@Phlebas You can make triangles of hexagons and then make a sphere out of triangles.
@@VeylonTrue, but the unit wouldn't be able to move in a straight line. They'd always be zigzagging towards their destination which, to me, is visually unsatisfying. And you'd still have to have sections of the map where the triangles break away from their regular pattern (where the pentagons would be in a hexagonal tessellation).
I suppose another option would be to remove the grid altogether and have it so that units just travel a set distance in any direction per turn (adjusted for terrain, unit speed, etc...).
BREAKING NEWS:
Everything’s fine
See, this is how to say bad things on Door Monster without getting executed. Kyle was doing exactly that while the sound covered them and his mouth was blocked by the warning sign.
you're saying that like cussing is a bad as *WARNING. EMERGENCY BROADCAST*-ing thing.
@@Ch4pp13 Someone did get publicly executed for it before.
@@YunsAvatar so you're telling me that someone, somewhere executed a guy because he cussed?
source or it didn't happen. i simply don't believe it to be true. not even Florida is that stupid.
@@Ch4pp13 Welcome to Door Monster, newbie! It's clean content here.
1. They're in Texas, not Florida.
2. You need to watch Community Comments 86 for the execution.
@@YunsAvatar i generally skip the community comments videos, but holy moly that was fast.
and for the record, i remember WhiteLightningHQ and was surprised to see they rebranded themselves as Door Monster when i stumbled upon them again.
"named after a place that doesn't exist" - awesome
I remember when this channel had just a few thousand subs. Look how far we've got.
May boat Jesus guide this channel to even greater heights
Still deserves more.
Also the production quality improved so far :) since they are now really good with special effects and better equipment.
I remember when it was still called Lightning smth
@@NoNameAtAll2 white lightning productions. Sadly there was something else associated with it, which had a racist connotation. So they changed the name. :D door monster fits better anyway because it's just cute what they do for their neighbours on Helloween.
This seems like its parodying the game, and satirizing society at the same time. Now thats efficiency
Can we just appreciate for a second that for all the meta humour and game references, this is genuinely great sketch writing. Even if it wasn't a fan community thing, this would be top notch comedy.
I know this is about a video game but I feel there's some scathing commentary in there about real life politicians and news people as well...
Found number 2
Well the game expansions has some scathing commentary about real life politics in itself.
The world will end not with a bang, but with a newscaster reporting the loss of a canal
Legend has it they still haven’t covered the Geneva story.
Breaking News: Barbarians have been spotted to the south, normally this would cause concern, but our swift leader has deployed a unit of tanks to deal with the barbarians. When reporters asked our wise leader, "Isn't this going a little too far?" Our immortal leader responded with, "Well yeah, but... come on! It's funny as shit!"
But then the barbs have GDRs
But when you decide to skimp on troops taking out a barbarian village they just make 15 at crews
The closest i've ever ecountered from barbs are modern tanks
While they presistent enough to keep spearmen guard their outposts whenever they appeared no matter what era they're in
OMG Yes! I love being awake for this
I love the use of the tactical map mode as background for the weather forecast! Well made and an amazing video as always!
Somewhere in there is a missed opportunity to point out that if the weather keeps weathering, the Panama Canal will complete itself.
Civ videos were the first Door Monster content I was exposed to and I think it's the funniest. This made my morning, thank you!
To show you the power of our civilization, I sawed this continent in half!
1: what happened to "God morning America and our great leader Theodore Roosevelt?" Arn't you America anymore?
2: Why doesn't your great leader force Valletta to use their magic to instantly build flood-walls in all your cities?
America probably got conquered by Scythia.
Any why Gandhi didn't researched democracy yet? (He then goes boom boom)
Weather Report? Sounds like some Heavy Weather. I'm waiting for fish to fall from the sky.
Venice figured out how to get flooded in a game it's not even in. Takes skill to fail that hard.
Venice is in civ 6, it's just a city-state
Thanks a ton for getting our name right, and keeping it funny at the same time. Congrats!
2:18 When you're not sure if you're watching a Door Monster sketch or the actual news
This channel is like if you took collegehumour and filtered out the bad sketches.
so like all of college humor after mid 2015?
It's college humor but trying to be funny
not edgy / political
It's the not really comparable
@@aronseptianto8142 You say, immediately after making a valid comparison.
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 I guess
@@aronseptianto8142 You say on a sketch about global warming. Which to be fair, it shouldn't be political, but people usually find a way to make it just that.
absolutely brilliant!
The Rising Storm has some interesting elements, but most are just annoying.
I mean I had like a SINGLE coal plant in my entire Empire, yet I was somehow producing so much CO2 I almost single-handedly ruined the planet.
The only weather-related thing I like are volcanos, the concept of knowing where a disaster MIGHT occur, countered by higher-yields allow for more strategy
Most of the rest feels like it adds nothing but randomness to the game
Honestly, as interesting as the concept of climate change is as a mechanic, I felt it shouldn't have been the focus of the expansion.
So fun fact about CO2 emissions in civ 6, it doesn't actually matter how many coal power plants you make, but how much power you are using. If you have 1 power plant powering 6 different cities, that can make a alot of CO2.
What's most frightening is that this is exactly how most governments are dealing with climate change today.
I wish they would stop building those fucking panama canals
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Me: trying to figure out how the hell canal construction works so I can split a continent and open the waterways.
Aztecs: use the Panama Canal to connect a lake with the ocean
"The church of jesus christ of latter day saints" XD I love it! I'm a member of that church, and found it so funny!
That's The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of Boats, you heretic.
“Hey um climate change is destroying our planet”
“Is it damaging America right now?”
“Not yet.”
“Then shut up about it!”
Well, technically America has quite some issues with teh Tornado side of it. They are like the only 1st world country I even *know* to have Tornados as a thing to worry about.
I mean it is weather and weather happens in Europe too. So it should happen here too. But it seems like we *only* ever hear of them from Amerika. That has been vexing me for quite some time now.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado
Even worse is that, if Trump loses 2020, the turn that Kyle makes and blaming "neglectful weather reporters" will be the exact spin conservative outlets put forward for the Democrat.
@@christopherg2347 tornados need certain weather conditions to happen and those are either quite unique to the USA or the other areas are simply not inhabitated by a lot of humans.
The far bigger issue will be hurricanes, due to the direct impact higher temperatures have. It means more energy in the athmosphere, it means more evaporation of ocean water and both mean more and bigger hurricanes are to be expected. Not to mention rising sea-levels also affect all of the coasts of the USA. So the USA is not safe from climate change either. It's just ignorant.
Shuizid The problem is that the US is one of the countries that loses most from going green since the value of the dollar is so heavily tied to oil and other fossil fuels.
@@christopherg2347 While the US does have the most total tornado (and tends to have stronger ones thanks to that vast wide open area in the center of the continent), it doesn't have the most per area ( the UK, followed by several other European countries do). Important to keep in mind that the US is REALLY BIG compared to most countries, so in many things we will have "more" of something, but not necessarily more than should be expected given the difference in size. Scale matters!
Man, it's like an actual news update or a debate of current times!! - Great video :D
I always love your civ videos most
"Al Violence" - took me a minute! 😂
CIV Videos?? Hells Yeah!!!!!
More Please!
I love the fact that you used the popularity of canals! This channel never disappoints!
Thank you, this is my most trusted weather channel.
"let's break this continent in half" lol is this a reference to the civ vi subreddit?
Kyle just needs to Snap. And Half the continent will disappear.
Thank you for recognizing our full name. :) love your stuff keep it up
Ah, but tell me: What is your theological stance on BoAtS?
I watched like 3 videos of yours this month and now I’m getting non stop Church of Norman adds.
Keep making civilization videos , we love it !
"15 entirely different rivers have flooded at the exact same time"
I think this is the second time I've laughed out loud from these guys (that doesn't mean I don't think they're funny. They're amazing).
Can an underwater river flood?
Is it just me - or is Kyle saying "Do do rising carbon emissions" 2:34
Due to
What I find most entertaining about this if it’s the panama canal. If they actually let it go underwater you’ll still have the waterway.
I like how there's an image of the globe, while there's a completely different map in the background.
Completely agree, City parks are horrible in Civ VI and not worth the effort to unlock. National park are a different story however, those are great.
Please do more Civ 6 videos!
I love the weather. I sat back nearly untouched. As much neighbors to the north and south by tornadoes, floods and droughts
Your Marchs are Best on CZcams
This video perfectly summarises my experience with Civ6 and its infuriatingly omnipresent, neverending SPAM.
Thank you game, I really needed 10 messages every turn about forest fires happening halfway across the continent and 20 messages whenever someone declares war and all the city-states join in just to sign peace a moment later.
And I *definitely* need to hear about random AI civs complementing my army size or criticizing me for being poor every other turn.
Trade offer from a different player? Nah, you don't need to see that shit.
Honestly I find it both immersive and amusing, but haven’t really played long enough for it to become annoying
AHHHH CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS... OF BOATS!
had me chuckling the whole way through and the genuis of the charachters obsession made me laugh out loud at the end. Well done
I was just watching the Civ V videos yesterday!
I am just surprised* the sasquatch and justin.y are not here yet.
I'm waiting on The Collective myself.
Anyone else miss Plaid Chickens?
Really no one's going to miss them.
As a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints I freaking died laughing at Boat Mormons in the past. This time I think my corpse had a stroke
I've never played a Civ game but this has to be one of the best Door Monster videos so far, holy shit.. too close to home
That family guy reference, such a nice Touch! Sub well earned
It should be "of latter day sailors", not "latter day saints of boats". Just my opinion
It's like the actual news.
Now to see how many other people made this comment.
Excellent! More Civ vids plz :)
Ahh... I love the civ skits the most...
More gathering storm pls
How about that weather?
Comrade Stalin. Russia is ruled by Catherine the Great. What are we gonna do? Should we overthrow her and establish the Great Soviet Empire?
1:04 I love the update to Boat Mormonism!
Yes! A new civ 6 video - thank you!
If civ had diseases:
Advisor "The Virus is around the globe!"
Immortal Leader "-When it hits us we'll care"
Advisor: "It has already hit us.... like 2 turns ago."
Just watching this for the first time, and I'm kinda disappointed not to see any comments on how the name of weatherman Alan Violence is a parody of Al Gore.
I love this series
YEEEEEES AT LAST , DOOR MONSTER MAKING CIV CONTENT AGAIN !!
i hope you were playing Civ 6 and it was forbidden to name your religion boat mormons, so someone invented the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints on Boats!
Ok, so I'm about to do something you should never under any circumstance do... I'm about to explain the joke.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is the official name of the religion most people know as mormonism. Therefore The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of Boats is literally a fancier (more newsy) way of saying 'Boat Mormonism'.
@@RvEijndhoven yes, that's the joke
@@callHardmoor the woooosher was the woooosh all along
Robbert van Eijndhoven also, at the last general conference held by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints it was emphasized that members would no longer refer to themselves as Mormons or LDS because neither of those contain the name Jesus Christ who is the center of our religion. We are now asked to refer to the church by it’s full name. www.lds.org/general-conference/2018/10/the-correct-name-of-the-church?lang=eng
@@brittanym9094 They also changed the name of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to something far longer and yet, somehow, lame
RIP The contraction/abbreviation "MoTab"
(That's the thing I find the most annoying with the change, for some reason)
Yknow when I was a kid I thought the Latter Day Saints were a football team
They’re the members of the saints that just play later in the day ;)
Yesss more civ vids !
It's been a while to see civ video again,like it 😎
Why do I feel like this is close to real life...?
Is... Is this entire goddamn video just a reference to a Thomas Sanders vine, or am I going crazy??
Love the new weekly sketches
Yes. Thank you
is this about Civ 6 or about real life?
3 views and 16 likes. Yay! I'm that guy now!
joshuah mariello boat Jesus blesses you child
This channel never ceases to give me a laugh.
Vortex of doom, I love it!
Oddly enough I'm yet to actually have flooding happen. It could be because I research power ridiculously late and when I do I use oil instead of coal anyway. Well that and I've taken over half of the world by then anyway so basically nobody has power plants so no CO2 problems until the very end of the game.
so the solution to climate change is actually conquer the world?
"This just in: Global Warming is over because Mansa Musa has bought the planet with the change in his pocket. The whole planet. It's his now."
Yes Please! More Civilization Skits
I really respect the humor while also making a poignant statement about a really pressing issue that people don't seem to care about. I have nothing but mad respect for you guys.
Found number 4, i think