Civ 6 World Congress: Emission of Guilt
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- An emergency session of the World Congress has been called, but no one's sure why.
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Starring
Joey Basham as Suleiman the Magnificent
Allison Devery as Kristina
Edwin Quinones as Kupe
Carolyn Dellinger as Eleanor of Aquitane
Josey Porras as Dido
and Jeremy Bilbo as Mansa Musa
With appearances from
Kyle Sullivan as Builder
Ethan Gelinas as Barbarian
Cesar Riojas as Whale Guy
and Matt Locke as Doge Enrico Dandolo
Costumes by Allison Devery and Carolyn Dellinger
Filmed at Our Lady of the Lake University
Special thanks to Ian Con
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"You see? The whales have more homes! Everyone is happy!"
"So do ze crabs!"
"...what have I done."
Great callback.
Watch their older Civ vids. They're all great!
Ban crabs!
bwam bwam bwwwaaaaaaaaaaammmm
@@indiephunq698 to the crab god
Crabs are people! Legit or quit!
I just love that Eleanor speaks with both a French and British accent
She's a dual personality alright.
She also switches between a crown and flowers.
They're basically the same.
but she never has the accent matching her crown.....bad
@@BigDictator5335 Thanks for defeating the Nazis
Door Monster's growth is only for the purposes of kicking Enrico Dandolo out of successively nicer buildings.
The way it should be.
And giving the leaders successively nicer garbs to do it in.
Please go post this on the website so it can get on Community Comments 😂
There's a reason Denouncing Venice is one of the great religions of the world . . .
Did somebody say they missed Enrico Dandolo?
Let me guess
The barbs have giant death robots
nah just alot of odd boys making advanced stomperz
@@Mamorufumio Oi ya zoddy git
Spec ops
@@MurdockBawler Oi boss! Now dat de stupid 'umies flooded demselves we can 'ave all ov der splashy shiny bitz!
Considering the rural village I visited on an ice cap generously shared their Nuclear Fusion tech with all details, I have no doubt that those red barbs has developed an army of deathbots.
"I meant to say obliterating Finland."
"Where's that?"
"I don't know, it been a difficult task."
Just wait till he has to destroy Din... Dan... Denmark? Does that even exist?
@@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 no, it's a fictional country from the history channel series "Vikings"
For a brief moment I really thought Finland was finally a civ...
@@mikitz Man that would have been awesome if that happened though, would be worth the meetup at the marketplace memes and all that...
#Finlandforciv7
I like that little detail with Elanor constantly swapping between French and English. Well done.
I would like it, but then it wouldn't have 666 likes anymore.
Her hair constantly changes too.
@@ParadigmZwei ohhhb you are right!
Can you explain this to someone who has no idea about her?
@@garr_inc I'm not certain about the history, but in Civ 6 Eleanor of Aquitaine is a leader for both the French and English civs.
Kupe: polar ice caps are 55% melted thanks to your carbon emissions
Suleiman: you're welcome.
For the sea, the tides and the sky, well what can I say except you're welcome for the wonderfull world you see...
Marsupilami
*Hurricane Bindi Has Occurred*
*A Tsunami Has Been Spotted Off The Coast Of London*
*Mount Vesuvius Erupted, Burning Krakow*
*The Mississippi River Bursted It’s Banks*
@@JoeMartinez18 czcams.com/video/79DijItQXMM/video.html
@@joaolucasfraga9147 well well well...
Medieval Ottomans are the best
BAN CRABS
BAN WHALES
Aye!
@@missingindy NO!
WE DEMAND WHALES
Ban people who want to ban whales
@@missingindy Ban Wales.
This video is just 80% references to other videos and its great xD
The worker one took the cake. and Enrico suffering... and Musa buying stuff.. and Eleanor speaking both accents.. and giving crabs more places to live..
The whole video is amazing.
referencing other things is not quality.
@@kabhes9040 You should watch Spaceballs. It's entire reason to exist is to reference other things...and make fun of them.
It's not. Like any other webseries, it slowly eat themselves with these "pat in the back". It's gonna end badly for them. Doormonster wont be around in 2021.
@@rubble7390 Spaceballs reference and make fun of other things that is in the public knowledge and not made by them. Nothing good comes out from wanking older material only known by your niche audience and call it humor.
I guess Denouncing Venice has been a little too successful.
"I was building things in the water but then my new boss told me to stop so I build things next to the water but now they're in the water again so... he' probably going to be mad"
Golden running gag
"please take my money."
"No take mine."
"I have more."
"No you don't, I do."
"It's all underwater."
"That's relevant."
Best exchange
"Seriously, our technology is better than yours."
*3 Barbarian GDR's appears over the horizon.*
Daddy Sempai Chan I was once in the medieval age and got nuked by barbarians. True story.
@Autumn Potato makes sense considering I was still in medieval age and stuck in my own land surrounded by barbarians at fucking modern era. I blame Ghandi.
I've seen a barbarian battleship try to attack me while I was in the classical era
Is this some reference I’m too stuck in Civilization III to understand?
@@MattNeufy Post Civ 5 Barbarians are less an early game threat, and more a constant and incessant one. With their tech level being based on something related to the highest-teched civ in the game.
Ghandi walks in: "Who flooded my cities?!?!?"
*Everyone ducks and cover*
Fuck that would be awesome! 🤣
Gandhi*
Global warming meets nuclear winter. Battle for the ages.
OHGAS What's he gonna do!? Nuke the world back in time!?
Oh, is Global warming a problem. I'll fix it WITH A NUCLEAR WINTER.
It's all underwater.
Mori: I still recognize it as valid currency.
yeah, just... dry it first.
Chappie Optional step
The big limestone slab that fell of the boat during transport, but which they still decided to count, right?
@@bificommander bingo
Maori
As a Turkish, i say that guy's born to play sultan suleyman
adam
He really is, he's great at this.
Maybe you guys should hire him to be the next leader of Turkey.
@@martindouge4504 not brutal enough
Don't want to be the one to say it but its suliman
@@lucaslaster4244 I've seen it both ways
"It's not ... it's not really a competition."
"I disagree." LOL
jebmak “And I will win” 🤑
Love that Venice isnt on the thumbnail either
This is the series I live for.
Also, did I just hear "polyhedron" as one of the religions? Sounds like something worked out well :D
@@TorMechia both discusting
@@TorMechia Hmm, what about my profile picture?
Sky Sword: Ah, but do these benefits outweigh denouncing venice, where their mission is within the name?
@@TorMechia Sorry, I must be clueless. Is there some issue with those two fine, moustached, gentlemen?
@@schuylersmith8168 Ah, but which polyhedron?!
Venice is venice, but there be polyhedrons aplenty in this world!
Do you want to hear about my religion? Ascribing Agency to the Polyhedron?
Honestly, we need a new episode where Venice gets his own back. We NEED this, it would be a break from the norm, and rather karmic.
Make Venice Great Again!
One on workshop civs would be pretty funny.
@@Reddsoldier Princess Zelda has joined the congress
I am a simple man... I see Venice, I denounce.
(I'm all for return of the Venetians to Civ. I am a great Venetophile in reality :) Or maybe we could have Italy, made like Greece - group of City States put into one Civ and represented as a group by one or two of them.)
Venice's New Groove
“They could actually stand up this time because they were wearing clothes.”
So they weren't the first time? (This is a purely rhetorical question, please don't get angry at me anyone.)
Benjamin Herschel
they actually weren’t though...
That was def a "hol up" moment for me...
It was mostly strips of cloth pinned in place. Low-budget, but effective.
@@raulvalencia8573 Hol up
That poor worker...
I mean BUILDER!
Never really gets to find his way... X)
I know, the barbs will be atop him soon and then he will live a miserable existence Piloting Giant death robots.
datdabdoe Everyone lives to pilot giant death robots!
Enrico: It's okay everybody. I'm here."
Suleiman: "You're not invited."
Enrico: "I want to be."
LMAO it becomes way more funnier once you find out that he actually started the meeting and gets kicked from his own meeting 🤣🤣😂
Worse, he's *not invited* to his own meeting! XD
@@Keldor314 It's not worse. It makes sense to not be invited if you're the one who invites the others to come. He's the host.
Venice isn’t a Civ anymore, so he can’t be at the meeting.
Am I the only one who finds the costumes amazing and the (facial) hair impressive? Seriously, nicely done!
Thank you!
Makes 3 spears
Climate change instantly happens
Wesley Alth well that’s what those people think they are seriously way of with predictions almost every time I don’t say climate change isn’t happening just that people put the fault on the wrong people and all of that
@@feritperliare2890 just to entrain the troll, who are the people who should be blamed? and how slow do you think climate change is?
Leavewe well first off all India and China should get much more attention than the USA as for speed the end of the world wouldn’t be happening in less than 10 years by climate change I’m saying anything like it doesn’t exist but there’s just more pressing problems that should be addressed before we could actually do to stop climate change like enforce the same rules of human decency around the world
@@feritperliare2890 Yeah, right. Farmland around the equator becoming infertile because of heat and draught? The nutrition values of our agricultural products decreasing because of pollution? Yeah, who cares!
China has all these emissions making things for Americans to buy, you moron! If it wasn´t for the US, China wouldn´t even be a subject today. Most of the climate change is the fault of the developed world, not the developing one, especially the US. And to address you point about decency, maybe the US should stop supporting 70% of the world´s dictatorships. I think that would help.
Guys.... pretty sure he was literally only complaining about the game's imbalance. Which they fixed (kinda) it does seem like things do get out of hand a little too fast sometimes, but they at least fixed it a bit.
See, the whales have more homes. Everyone is happy
So do the crabs
What have I done
The continuity in door monster videos is amazing
We demand whales! In our city!
Snowgoon I have seen the women in your city, achievement unlocked!
Is that a wings of fire profile picture I see?
STOP THE MADNESS!
BAN CRABS NOW!
#WeWantWhales
Crabs are people, legit or quit!
Crabs are essential.to the worldwide economy we hunted whales to near extinction last time and their populations still hasn't recovered banning crabs is like banning gold.
CRABS ARE PEOPLE, CLAMS ARE PEOPLE, LEGIT OR QUIT!!!
Fuck whales we need more crabs!!!!!
EAT THE WHALES
"Hey, does anyone have a couch I can live on?"
I think the Ottamins might be able to help with that.
That finland refrence :D
Greetings from Finland!!!
How does a finland work? Is it like a whale?
@@justadude5868 I've heard it's more like a crab, but it wasn't a particularly reliably source.
hopefully my ancestors in norway will be refrainced next god id love to hear my ancestrial home (wich im prouder of than where i actually live in the us)gets refrenced
Can you explain this joke to me?
+stoplayers where's that tho?
Best series you guys ever did IMO. Wish you would make more
I second the motion.
When the barb talked about tech, i assumed it was forshadowing to a barbarian giant death robot interrupting the meeting.
It's a reference to the fact that, in games where player prioritize other things (such as warfare or the arts) over tech research, the barbarians often wind up getting the edge in the tech race against the players.
They could use it in the next meeting video, probably.
Yeah that's realistic, everyone just weaponized climate. Almost no one bothers with actually stopping it.
that ... actually explains why no one does anything serious to stop climate change irl ...
@@houjisaifeddine5524 I think that more stems from a severe lack of information. Namely we still haven't identified all of the causes and contributes to the climate. Nor have we determined what actions we could take additionally to counteract any affects beyond what's being done.
The only countrys that are genuinely producing the lion share of say Co2 which is a contributor to climate change is India and China. And neither one will stop no matter what the rest of the world tells them.
@@irontemplar6222 The US has the highest co2 emissions per capita.
@@sPACEmANtYLERSPACE that's because we have to drive everywhere. Our factories are super clean compared to India's and China's.
@@sPACEmANtYLERSPACE Per capita. ie the US isn't contributing to overpopulation or CO2 emissions as much as, say, China.
The sheer number of references (both in DM and in Civ) is just incredible.
yeah but now I started to worry I have been following the channel for so long that I can see all the inside jokes but what about the newcomers? I mean for me it was hilarious but when I showed it to my brother he didn't even understand half the jokes so this kind of videos are detrimental to the growth of the channel. Its fine now and then but I hope that they keep this kind of videos in the low count for their own sake but hey I found it funny so they can make as many of this as they want I dont care.
@@kingmieszko3793 I suggest going to the DM website and watching the collection of Civ vids, and then you'll get them all.
Upvote JUST for Venice :D
Someone's been on Reddit a bit too much
Make it better
Add Portugal and Oman as well
This is probably the best Civ quality video so far - also glad to see Suleiman back (even though he was great as Teddy it just wasn't the same without him)
SO glad I went over that religion moment 15 or so times to figure out what everyone was saying. I expected 3 of them,
For anyone wondering it was the obvious 3 "Denouncing Venice", "Boat Mormons", "Yoloism," and I think the new addition is a yet another beautiful self-referential touch "Ascribing to the Agency of the Polyhedron"
These Civ council videos are a great example of how to do fan service right, not just cram it in there.
I heard the first two but not yoloism
Loved Eleanor d'Aquitaine's two accents! That was a great touch and part of why I love this channel, you're so good with amusing small details like that (The other part being your production and comedy is gold XD)!
Wait! that was Eleanor d'Aquitaine?
Wife of Jean luc Picard?
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(Patrick Stewart) (hallmark lion in winter)
As someone who always votes everything I have for my world religion, I can assure you that world religion does infact never work.
I use it as bait when I want to pass/block something. People trying to embargo you? start a vote between two major religions and see how far that embargo goes.
@@amirabudubai2279 thats quite genious
@@masterql5 I had 22 votes the last time I had it proposed. I didn't even do it myself, Russia did it for me since they liked it.
Don’t know how it works in 6, but in 5 if you can spread it to one other country and not completely neglect city states, it’s pretty easy to pass if there is something else appealing/controversial on the table as well.
Just bribe every city state im the world
This totally reminds me of the Mali game I won by cultural victory by buying all the great works in the game.
TJRex01 how? Whenever I make an offer that has a great work included, they always say, “I’m not willing to trade that”
My problem with Mali is that I win so fast I never get to a point where I can do the fun culture stuff. I mean, yeah, I should probably up the difficulty, but Deity AI just cheats and makes the early game a drag.
@@DrZaius3141 I like King mode myself. AI gets a small bonus so that they're not immediately invalidated, but you don't start with every early game civ you meet hating your guts.
@@nerdletter3773 I'm late but that message usually comes up when you have no open great work slots. The game wont allow you to buy something you have no space for
4:14
I definitely heard "Ascribing Agency to the Polyhedron" in there!
When Musa said "who are you?" I really felt that 😂😂
Are we 100% positively sure we didn't just hack our way into the G7?
So the G7 is Mali, Turkey, Aquitaine (just the Aquitaine region of France, not the whole France), Sweden, Tunisia, New Zealand but natives only and the city of Venice ? No wonder our world is fucked up.
Martin Douge fun fact: The Maōri are actually not technically natives. They just found New Zealand LOOOOOOOOOOOONG before Britain did.
Civ has made me do a bunch of history research on Wikipedia lately...
@@nerdletter3773 true but technically speaking that can be said for any people who didn't stay in the African continent since that's the agreed upon area that humans first popped up before moving to other areas. Research shows that New Zealand was (if not one of) the last major land masses settled by humans sometime in the late 1200s with the Maori being the first to arrive, before that there's zero evidence of any humans traveling to the island
Allison Edge Meter: 6
She does seem like such a peacemaker, but that's the thing: she's replacing Kyle's character in this. There's something very wrong about her being the one being conciliatory. It feels like she deposed/executed/conquered him and is hiding her nefarious deed by her new actions.
You made it work somehow. And hey, I seem to have a point there, she was the Kyle of this video.
Kyle isn't really in the World Congress videos
@@Eight8888888812 He must want to pretend that he isn't the immortal dictator of Door-Monsterland that we all know he is.
I like all the subtle hints to the Ottomans master plans throughout the video, first he talks about destroying Phoenicia but apparently he has no troops, the little smile after Phoenicia says they are flooded, his your welcome when Kupe complains about carbon emissions, even him basically admitting he did not think that beyond flood the world to hurt Phoenicia. Great foreshadowing, honestly I’m amazed how throughly your foreshadowed it but I still was surprised by the twist.
Matt Locke running up stairs is one of the funniest things I’ve seen this week.
It's it just me, or was there just so much going on in this?
When it went to the breaking news, my mind blew. Awesome job, guys!
I love all the little details like the news story from the other skit, ottomon's unexplained hate for crabs, mansa musa and his gold, venice not being in the game, Mansa Musa ending with "who are you" as he never met venice to begin with, eleanor getting everything culture related despite sweden being the one who starts the awards
And so on and so forth
I have to know guys, is your actor for Kupe Polynesian. He's got the skin colour and the Moko look stellar. So either authentic or some spectacular makeup work going on in the back :ThumbsUp:
yea, but the voice acting is bad, a stereotypical Maori voice is easy.
These Civilization videos are definitely the best skits on this channel.
0:45 - Mansa Musa says he has more money than Venice
5:08 - Mansa Musa says to Enrico that Venice's money is underwater
5:24 - Mansa Musa suddenly doesn't recognize Venician leader that he was talking to less than a minute ago
Kupe: "thanks to all your carbon emissions"
Suleiman: "you're welcome"
That part got me lmfao
*Religion of the Polyhedron*
You thought you could sneak that reference by us. Didn't you?
Loved the references to the older episodes!
So is it time to Denounce Venice?
when the interviewee said We demand world leaders bla bla I was screaming Whales! inside my head and he finished without mentioning whales and I was sad but then after a little pause he said whales and you cant imagine how happy I was.
I was waiting for this! Also Eleanor wearing two different crowns throughout the video was hilarious.
I love how Eleanor's hairstyle changes to reflect her leading two civilizations
3:04 Door Monster predicted Apocalypse mode!
So glad to see whale guy again, I swear that guy has been my favorite character ever since I watched the we love the king day (also might I just say, Allison looks very beautiful in that outfit).
It would be great to see a Civ video now that the New Frontier Pass is out.
Leaders confused about all the Zombies and Vampires running around, corporate monopolies on whales, Basil being unreasonably terrified by Enrico...
The most anticipated sequel since the invention of wheel 2
I'm still waiting for the next episode of Science Victory
Well this was just amazing in about every way... really lost it at "I used to build things underwater, but my boss told me to stop that, so now I build things next to the water, but they're underwater again... so he's probably gonna be mad" xD
Hide from it.
Run from it.
The crabs always win.
Crabs are people ...
I HATE crabs.
@@tarnyowl6068 ... Clams are people...
I’ve watched every single Civ video in this series today, and it’s my new favorite thing on CZcams. Please don’t stop making these.
I’m so glade these are back!! I have waited for sooooooo LONG!!
Clearly Boat Mormonism should be voted world religion. The holy scriptures accurately prophesied the need for all the boats. It is the one true faith.
But have you not heard of Ascribing Agency to the Polyhedron? Cause the bad luck of the world could be explained with a roll of the dice.
Denouncing Venice is clearly the true religion. Think about it, Denouncing Venice is started in civ V, It spreads, and then Venice doesn't appear in civ VI
Yoloism is the underdog
@@fleetwoodcraic4235 They have Pagodas and Inquisitors
Has it denounced a civilization out of existence?
No?
Denouncing Venice it is.
Is it wrong that I was waiting for Suleiman to be added to Civ 6 for the sole purpose of him returning to these sketches?
Bro I have been waiting forever for this
New Door Monster Civ videos make my day. Thanks guys!
Hey you, have a good day!
This video had so many jokes that require backstory knowledge from previous civilization videos :D
This was amazing! So happy to see so many new characters :D Especially love the sparring between Mali and Venice.
This was masterfully assembled and calls back to older episodes just the right amount.
Dido of Carthage: "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"
I have been wanting Allison as Kristina since GS came out and now it's finally here! Also, Rasta Musa is hilarious to me for some reason.
I love how many different Civ things got tied into this one. Excellent work.
These get better and better every time
85% already melted. You can now pollute to your heart's content lol
Still can't flood the entire world/map.
@@math3000 I was really disappointed because I worked super hard to switch to uranium and green energy and AI maxed out carbon anyway. At least make it apocalyptic if that's the case, not just flood 5 stupid tiles...
Word it’s over now who cares
I kind of expected that after Venice ran all the way through the fancy new building it was just gonna be the exact same conference room as the civ 5 videos
Everyone begging for your great works for almost nothing... this is the realism I’m here for
This was a very fun video from beginning to end, I'd even go as far as saying it's one of the best that you've done so far. It seems like you really went all in with costumes, cast, and lighting in this one too. Thank you Door Monster, very cool!
Where is
"I denouce you"
-Suleman
They're obviously talking about embargoing/denouncing Venice or probably Boat Mormons.
Math
In the end the Boat Mormons were victorious thanks to Suleiman’s flooding.
I’ve waited a while for this, definitely worth it
I work retail.... I discovered these videos on my lunch...
Thank you, thank you for making my life less miserable, God(s) bless you
Personally, I want to know more about this religion of Polyhedron that Mansa Musa was talking about.
personally I want to know why your profile pic looks like a knock off mrbeast
@@muratkahraman8313 ...because that's how I look in real life....?
Its probably a really bad religion thats only in his lands and is getting replaced by the true faith, Boat Mormonism
@@qazwsx7319 by boat Mormonism clearly you mean Denounce Venice
@@awesomesausome1557 Denouncing Venice and Boat Mormonism are clearly both full of ancient and unnecessary prejudices, may I introduce you to Yoloism?
Woo, another Civ 6 video on strategic climate change. Great video as always guys, and I can't wait to see more!
Suleman being in charge of kicking Enrico out is a great callback to the Europa Universalis 4 video.
THIS IS LITREALLY MY FAVORITE CHANNEL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cast is growing more and more diverse and I'm really glad to see that! It's a great direction to move toward and the new actors are fantastic! I love your comedy so much!
Keep Mansa Munsa and Kupe Around, please.
You guys really do keep getting better and better! You're even stepping up your costume game! Well done!!!
The production value of this video is incredible
The Boat Mormons win.
This is the best timeline.
One of the funniest things about Civ 6 Congresses IMHO:
You do not get Communication with the People you are doing a World Congress with! So you often have votes and meet with people you have no idea who they are!
I picture the meetings with each one seeing only part of the Table. Or from each ones view, half the other people wear sacks over their heads/are otherwise blurred out.
More please. This is great
I love how it's all a narrative. Great writing!
5:17 ottoman the master of art of the deal thrown entire world into flood so they can snatch the biggest deal
When you have the mod that adds Venice back
PATHETIC
Loved this, thanks
omg the layers in this one
Okay, this was fucking brilliant. Fantastic sequel to the Civ 5's World Congress video. And i love how Suleiman's turning into a recurring villain at this point :D When does he start hijacking other videos?
New doodlecon