FTL: Use the Doors
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- The Doors can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
Starring Kyle Sullivan
Featuring the voice of James Bowman: / wingdogstudios
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
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If you have power over the doors and the pause button you have power over time and space.
+Ryan Coulbeck And still I die...
Did you just say win and kesterel in the same sentence?
+Sod Alfredsod yes, yes I did.
+Ryan Coulbeck you mean time and k (space isn't the pause button)
Ryan Coulbeck *spacetime, not time and space.
Luke: "Captain, they've taken over the door control room."
Captain: "Abandon ship!"
I fucking hate when the enemy hacks the doors system, it's caused me to lose a battle or 2
james kalin Yeah it sucks.
Or when you open the doors and they wreck the O2.
one thing i do is either a. hack their oxygen and drain its then launch missile at it then when they break through doors and stop fire if any and start fixing i wait to the doors re close mind control the guy repairing and rince and repeat second tactic using doors
How can you abandon the ship if the enemy controls the doors?
Silly Skywalker, don't you know it's a bad idea to try and mutiny the man who controls the doors? He basically controls space itself.
And he has the Clokgöbakwürz as well, so he controls time and time travel too.
Clock goes backwards.
THE TRIAL OF DOORS
Eric Miret 2 years late, but it’s the time machine from self fulfilling idiocy 2
i mean, he's not wong, but in the same logic i control his universe with the play/pause button
That coffee cup added an incredible amount of engagement to this sketch. Every time the ship “shook” Kyle took action to prevent his drink from spilling. I think this made the shake effect a lot less cheesy than typical Star Trek impact reactions.
I agree. I shall have to remember that.
“Coffee” cup
"there's no coffee on this ship"
@onigiri8588 there are no aliens on this ship either.
@@onielijudging by the fact that its clear and he’s acting kind of drunk, i t hink its vodka
"They shot at us..."
"The galactic standard greeting, of course!"
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "S" and ending in "1".
I can't think of a word that ends with 1.
Amr Ojjeh Spaceball 1.
Is there a 2?
Guilherme Sabino Sadly no.
"are you dead?"
"no, but.."
"SUCCES"
killed me
So you aren't?
"You are no longer in charge!... CAPTAIN!!!"
Glad to see Luke gained authority for all of 1 second before returning the authoritative power back to the captain.
what good is authority if you die
@@isaiahf-d846 If you get godhood and buried by the state, at least according to one roman woman it is better than groveling and living.
He never had it in the first place
Don't you mean he gave authorization back to the Doors!
It got sucked out of Luke like the oxygen from his lungs
a year later and they're now the Door Monsters. Ha.
Force2Reckon I.. i didnt even think about that
wait im new what did they used to be called?
White Lightning HQ
Ehh nice catch
holy shit
Are they dead? Yes. Are you dead? No. Success! and that face is amazing
Troll face is best face
"I have very strong doors." A sentiment every dm says before the Strength 36 Ogre Barbarian PC pulls out an adamantine shovel and digs around the door like this was minecraft.
Okay so you make the check and.... Yeah, so in three hours you emerge to the other side. There is a wizard waiting with a readied action, so before you go, roll a will save. Yeah super high DC, he already cast all his buff spells. So you are feebleminded, and are basically a potato. With the meathead out of the fight, everyone else roll initiative... What? No, I dont think you'll be fine because you "have a teleport left". He was able to shield the area from that. How? Ritual spell, takes one hour, which he had three of.
@@yipyipyipi This sounds like Cave Johnson as a DM. That line "He was able to shield the area from that. How? Ritual spell, takes one hour, which he had three of." I can audibly hear JK Simmons saying that.
@@Vonias ... Alright, he goes. The wizard casts "conjure lemon" and you take... 64 points of damage. What? Oh he has a feat. He can turn lemons of any kind into grenades. So conjure lemon, usually a worthless cantrip, is essentially an unlimited fireball for him. No, it's not cheating, it's science.
@@yipyipyipi Caroline, can you check my plot synopsis? I think this idiot went to the wrong city.
@@yipyipyipi fyi casting feeblemind on a barbarian is a very bad idea, congrats you wasted extremely powerful magic on making the angry dumb guy even dumber but no less angry.
"Take Garrus and Riker, and get to your positions."
The question is, does the REST of the crew know that they've been renamed?
"Use the doors, Luke" Kyle's face when he says that is one of my favourite expressions any actor has ever made.
I had to give you the 69th upvote for that, criminally low even if nice. That "yeah I said that" face was perfection
He who controls the doors, controls the ship
And he who controls the ship, conquers the doors.
Additionally, he who conquers the mighty door, reigns over space itself.
McKeand Strong We must construct additional doors!
Ahhhhh! It seems the addition of yet more doors has only made the situation more severe! Somebody save us!
McKeand Strong The first two comments in this little thread are best read in Kane's voice... don't you agree. Also Door Control bomb defused and Door Control is back under allied control.
I love the part with "my crippling debt to the space academy"-etc and the laughter being quickcut into crying. Haha, that's good stuff!
Haha, I agree, haha, hahaha, ha, ha... ha... ha...
God, I effing lost it at that. These guys are quickly becoming my new favorite CZcams skit channel.
woo!
It took less than two days for them to become my favourite CZcams skit channel, and just one of my favourite channels overall. (Yes, favourite with a "u". I'm Australian, and we use the British English spelling for most words as opposed to the American English spelling.)
Could also be interpreted as him crying from having spilled coffee over his arm.
Just clone them back and make them watch their own dead body float away into space.
That'll learn ya.
But medical and cloning bays are mutually exclusive systems.
duck tape them together
That would cost 200 scrap and your playing CE
At the cost of losing experience after death?
Plot Twist: The boarders were Lanius.
No they were Mantises
***** I'm saying that the door trick doesn't work every time.
RRW
Well you can still use the doors to stall them ^^
***** Which is the exact opposite of what he was doing, hence the joke.
RRW
If they were Laniusses, he would've done so. XD
"Close the blast doors"
"Open the blast doors - open the blast doors!"
Best voice acting ever.
That was James Bowman! He's one of our old animator friends from Newgrounds. He was also Aristotle in our "Science Victory" video.
Some people are just gifted :)
"According to your contract, I can rename you whenever I want without your consent." Not even into the main bit and I've already lost it XD.
Should've read the fine print
This is some good shit.
RIMMY?!
blueninja012 yeah it’s a common occurrence when you’re a comment historian/curator. By this age he most likely was at least in the 1.2k comment per videos.
Fucking rimmy you comment on nearly every vid I watch dammit
hi bro
RIMMYYYYYYUYYYY
You can see when he splashes his drink that it is clear. So it is either water or spirits.
oh shit, sherlock?
"There is no coffee on this ship."
Could be gasoline.
Could be bleach. Or lighter fluid. Or sprite. You never know.
I think it might be coffee...
"Go away..." If only that worked in FTL
Yeah, mantis boarders are so annoying to deal with because you essentially have to mobilize the entire crew plus anti personnel drones to deal with the four mantis boarders
@@pixel0048 This man doesn't upgrade his doors.
1:29 "Don't say doors-"
"I have very strong doors."
I've watched this about five times and I just caught that!
.... I don't get the inside joke
??? you mean you never heard him say don't say doors or is there a inside joke I'm missing?
@@isaiahf-d846 i guess just because of the channel name?
@@kentknightofcaelin4537 maybe
Is this a sex joke or something
the " theres no coffee on this ship" and the "well theres no aliens either" remark killed me XD
"Use the doors luke"
That killed me
"Use the doors, luke, *use the doors!" "trust in the doors, luke."
2:38 "My god that is brilliant"
I just freaking love that delivery!
Luke you're promoted!
@@HeckleJeckle87 no I'm using the rocket and you're not in charge
"Luke, listen carefully, they will try to break into the medbay to escape the deoxygenated shield room. What I want you to do is to enter the shield room. Yes, with all four of them. Okay have you entered the room? Now go back into the medbay before they can shoot you. Okay now back into the shield room. Now back into the medbay. Now the shield roo-Luke, I know what I'm doing, trust me on this, get back in that shield room this instant. And then next instant go back to the medbay. Oh, oh they shot you? I guess you didn't get out of the shield room quick enough, now who's fault is that? Anyway just keep that pattern up for a minute or two, I don't feel like having any of the other crew have to be distracted."
Are they dead?
Yes
Are you dead?
N-
Success.
"They're not responding to any communications and also just shot us"
"The galactic standard greeting"
These guys have mastered the art of final lines.
It's called a punchline
No, it's called a doorline
@@samsonguy10k well that's one monster of a door line
how to put down a mutiny 101
0:51
I love the little expression here, he's so unconcerned about the explosion but VERY happy his coffee didn't spill
FTL is most fu when somebody else is playing for you. that way, you can stand behind him and yell "TARGET THE ENGINE ROOM!!" and all that fancy stuff.. the immersion is real, i tell ya!
And yell "DIVERT ALL POWER TO THE SHIELDS" "CHARGE THE GLACE BEAM" And stuff like that.
+amlux gaming HURRY THERES A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP, HERE ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP!!
+amlux gaming HURRY THERES A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP, HERE ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP!!
aaaand subscribed, i dont even play ftl much anymore. this is hilarious
Thanks and welcome!
Same here! You earned this subscription.
Needs more doors.
+Alexander Freyr Every tile of wall needs a door! NOW!
One does not simply walk into more doors.
+Rayram AureanBlue Brilliant!!!
+Rayram AureanBlue Brilliant!!!
+Rayram AureanBlue Someone just got promoted.
"Right outside those doors is space, Luke. So really when you think about it, whoever controls the doors, controls space."
- Captain Kyle "Door Monster" Sullivan
The master of the doors has power over *life and death*
“Open the pod bay doors Hal.”
“Sorry Dave. I can’t do that.”
DIRECTED BY HARVEY WEINSTEIN
Hal controlled the doors
Because Hal was the dm
Note to self: If you want to rule space and are being invaded by alien beings, *OPEN. THOSE. DOORS.*
"But don't worry!! I have very strong doors OwO" I NEED to find a time to use that in conversation.
Otter of Toast I'm listening
JonathanToolonie Well okay then. I was going to just shoot a rocket at them- JONATHAN, You're promoted!!
The doors is strong with this one.
me and my friends played a game which was described to be FTL but first person and multiplayer. we were attacked and our ship was on fire. naturally my first thought was open all the doors. when I learned you couldnt do this I went to the teleporter, teleported myself onto the hostile ship and gave up.
once on a rock ship playthrough a fire broke out and my doors system was destroyed. the obvious solution? use a breach bomb and make a new door in the room.
just found this channel and... oh... ive been watching your videos for half an hour straight... ... ...
im ok with that
what game was this?
s6thgaming
PULSAR: lost colony
Alex Gregory
My god… That is a brilliant tactic my fellow captain! How have I never thought of using the breach bombs to their fullest potential?!
One of the Rock ships (Rock B I think?) has literally no doors to the outside, so a common fix is to use a breach bomb on a few rooms to make an airlock so you can vent the place.
@@s6th795 oh, I thought it was Space Engineers
this is one of my favorite DM skits
Yeah the performance here is 100%.
@@weezards1014 he merely opened the door for more comments on this comment chain
Throws iron flask that contains a dream larva and nopes out from the mess
"...And open the doors?"
"By god, that is brilliant" Xd
your sketches never get old even 6 years later. Love coming back and watching them, been a wonderful time following y'all throughout the years
Same , i still play the game from time to time , i wish it was for android like it is for apple , but the good old steam version on steam share on phone works too ... a little slower and with bluetooth keyboard from logitech with incorporated mouse pad , and you are golden ... i also come back to this video each time it os recommended to me by YT , somehow it knows when i need some Door Monster FTL skit nostalgia injection.
The galactic standard greeting :D
of course
No dislikes... that fanbase though. You guys are great.
+MCICreator you jinxed it
+MCICreator There is 1, LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE (it wasn't me, either, seriously...)
MrMinerGuy142
HE LIESSSSS!
1 year later...
They've multiplied...
404NotFound They're in the sweet spot in terms of size. Just enough to have enough money for good quality but noy enough for it to implode.
Ah a classic. A 2016 skit made in youtube. Sub genre game parody. Also with memorable quotes this is a fine video.
Captain Holt is that you?
Oh my god, this is hilarious. Love it!
+atreides213 Thanks, glad to hear it! :D
+White Lightning HQ Just a suggestion, but you might want to think of doing a skit focused on interactions with enemy ships. Like when they demand a toll, offer their services, try to surrender etc. Some good material there.
+White Lightning HQ "Use the doors Luke!"
like seriously, a series of episodes of captain and luke would be the best thing of 2016 and 2017
Spirit Of Hatred Too bad he's dead.
Or 2018.
RIP Jer- oh wait, Luke Skywalker. Hopefully they never open your coffin door.
Or 2019
or 2019
Still waiting for another Stellaris video that incorporates this most powerful of weapons, more powerful than even the Colossus, Juggernaut, and Nicoll-Dyson Beam...
*Doors*
2:22 I lost it when Luke asked what he was drinking! How do you guys only have ~120k subscribers!? This shit is hilarious!
i cant belive how i only just found this channel this week, this is a gold mine
I know right ^^ its like falling in a pit of blackjack and puppies totally awesome
Kyle is the greatest at deadpan.
I love the face he makes after he says "use the doors(force) luke"
"Door monster" made a sketch about being a monster with the doors.
How did this take that long to see
0:00 there is a Tardis!
there is
Wow, how did you even notice that?
Amr Ojjeh keen vision and psychic powers... that come from watching the video 20 times
my god there actually is one. ITS THE ENEMY SHIP! FIAH FLAK CANNONS!
It makes sense why there is one there now. Its a T.Ä.R.D.I.S
"They are holed up inside the dungeon-cave, what do we do? Should we hire a powerful wizard to storm the place and force them out?"
"Ahhhh you and your crazy talk" *waves hand, and places decanter of endless water next to the entrance* "We gonna drown them all"
but they have doors
That decanter is gonna take like a year to fill up a dungeon, tho
@@AnaseSkyrider 113,5 liter/6 seconds is not that slow. It does help if you have few of them tho, or can conjure water yourself.
Isn't that basically what the Goblin Slayer did to the massive boss Goblin? Oh that's right, he used a magic spell to open a portal to the bottom of the ocean and drowned him
just found your guys channel recently and your rapidly becoming on of my favourite video-game related sketch groups, and this is coming from someone who avidly follows mega64. you guys have some excellent comedic timing and recreate the environments really fucking well. def earned my sub, keep it up guys.
+Lumpkins McDream Thanks so much, that's great to hear! Those are both things we try for, so we're glad they show through.
Same
It's been 6 years... And I only just noticed they were called 'Garus' and 'Riker'... It's the small bits that make my day.
2:04 *Discount Zapp Brannigan intensifies*
I saw that TARDIS.
Nice job! I think you're the first to comment on it.
It was pretty sneaky! Not sure how I spotted it to be honest. Do I win a prize?
FauxMoose Where?
In the first few seconds of the video, before the ship warps in. Look closely...
FauxMoose thank you, I thought I was the only one.
This was the first DM skit I ever saw. 7 years later and I still come back 2, 3 times a year.
"Right outside those doors is space, Luke. So really, when you think about it, whoever controls the doors, controls space."
2:37 Classic expression. Brilliantly executed.
"You're no longer in charge"? I remember this line the other way around on most of my playthroughs...
"Thank you for saving us from those slavers, kind sir. I would be honored to join your crew..."
"Oh good, you're captain now."
Of all the incredible door monster videos this one is my favorite. I remember watching it before I ever played ftl and it was still incredible. Incidentally it's also the reason I got ftl.
Same , i still play the game from time to time , i wish it was for android like it is for apple , but the good old steam version on steam share on phone works too ... a little slower and with bluetooth keyboard from logitech with incorporated mouse pad , and you are golden ... i also come back to this video each time it os recommended to me by YT , somehow it knows when i need some Door Monster FTL skit nostalgia injection.
Not sure whether to laugh at how true the door mechanic is, or to huddle in a corner from the FTL PTSD
Both
Yes! I love this game so much! It’s underrated!
It’s like nostalgia to hear these sounds.
Edit: He speaks in strategies I use sometimes.
This was the best Zap Brannigan impression I've seen in a long time.
'That is good coffee *moments later spills on hand and its water*'
What an idiot! He should have ordered them to fire a rocket at the enemies doors!(quick side note of seriousness: I honestly expected you to go down the route about how ridiculously hard the game is. Though I'm glad you came up with this instead, because this is hilarious & awesome.)
I've yet to achieve victory through the strategic use of doors, but after this video, dagnabit I'm going to try!
I ALWAYS invest in Blast Doors in Sector 1!
Well, I don't always. It's too expensive.
This line really is correct in all of FTL.
Are they dead?
Yes.
Are you dead?
No.
Just ask yourself those questions at the end of every combat and if both answers are good, then...
SUCCESS!
how are you guys this funny?
Don't know, but we're glad you think we are! :D
That's super humble. I've enjoyed all your videos that I've seen so far, except maybe the tycoon ones. The rest are super-duper hilarious. I enjoy the subtle jokes and witty punch likes. I plan on helping on patreon too.
I would help on Patreon, but I don't have enough cash.
Also, there are 56 Gary's for this video. Should we get Gary back?
Use the doors luke...
*Giggle*
Wow, I've seen this video a lot of times, and this is the first one I got the "use the doors Luke" pun. Just look at that magnificent smile... Bravo!
You should have just named It "FTL- Door Monster" haha
*This is way too accurate*
Henry Badger Only thing off is that opponent ships don't have the exterior doors, so the teleport plan doesn't work.
LoneTech very true.
Fear will keep the crew in line, fear of the doors.
Making a tier list for ships in FTL be like:
>Rock B
>no airlocks
>no door controls
"Well, that's going in the Z-tier"
Fitting now that the channel is called Door Monster :')
Bless you CZcams recommended videos!
This is just what I needed today, awesome video
This is one the best Door Monster sketches by far, but rewatching it I realized just how dark it was
“Oh sorry but as you said, I’m no longer in charge”
This was fantastic!
This is one of my all-time favourites
Recommended by CZcams 4 years later, the algorithm is finally getting it right.
Huh, I am now just realizing how much of this game revolves around doors. Or lack of doors (looking at you, capital ship weapons.)
You're supposed to lock yourself in the Medbay, make sure all the doors on the ship are closed, then shut off ALL of the life support EXCEPT the life support in the Medbay.
You can't do that in FTL, just drain the oxygen
RawRollercoasters
Well, yes. That's the life support I mean. I've never actually played the game, that's the strategy my friend explained to me 47 times.
MURFGAMING1228 and that's what he did
RawRollercoasters
No, he opened all the doors and left the oxygen on.
Why do you discuss about a game you never played with someone who played it and still claim that you have more knowledge?
Brilliant!
I just played this game for the first time and immediately thought of this sketch.
I absolutely get the love for doors now.
I have never played FTL, but this is one of my favourite videos from Door Monster
Stellar acting xD
This is beautiful guys, just beautiful.
so doors times space equals infinite power. So we can use doors to travel back in time in order to go through doors that were open back in that time line? Oh my god... Humanity's gone too far.
This has got to be my favorite video you guys have ever made, mostly just because I completely relate to everything that happens here.
I've rewatched this (and the ksp series) so much now. Definitely one of your best.
When you guys have 1million subs, im a gonna be like. DUDE I LIKED THEM BEFORE THEY WERE SUPER MAINSTREAM! Anyway yeah keep it up.
+Mr. W Maybe someday! Only downside is that responding to comments would be harder, but we'll still try.
You know, 2 years down the road and they still haven't hit 500k. I'm not sure if it's a blessing or a curse, cause on one hand they can still talk to audiences but they don't have the recognition that they DESERVE but on the other, if they do have that would they lose their touch and will kyle become panda kyle?
We never learned about doors in spacetime...
This is by far my favorite video you guys have put out
"who ever controls the doors,
controls space"
deep shit right there