Garbage Town - Cities Skylines 2
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Seriously though, how do you integrate the factories and stuff without creating Garbage Town? Somebody figure it out - play.citiesskylines.com/doormonster
Aren't industrial districts a thing?
Do you really need to put anyone living specifically in that region - can't they live elsewhere and take tram, bus, or train there?
@@Hust91 But i need to live in garbage town :(. But why is garbage town so bad :(
Ah yes, the American experience.
@@computervirus1001 Why do you need to live in garbage town? Why would anyone zone it for residential buildings? Aaaah!
Are there water treatment centers for the sewage? Or maybe a landfill and or a recycling centers? I'm genuinely asking I don't know. Looks good though. Unfortunately districts just make sense. Although I suppose some by products might be so toxic that they need to be hidden away so no one stumbles upon them.
They need to allow individual citizens to build giant catapults so they can yeet their garbage in random directions, out of sight out of mind. Just like real life.
Something something cloudy with a chance of meatballs
OOF
Casualties.... Acceptable
Works for people too
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“Brand new historical medieval castle” that made me chuckle.
I never liked that Chirpington castle back in the first game anyway. It's just too Disneyland-ish for a genuine European castle
America be like
See, this seems funny until you realise that it's how most real-life cities operate.
Cities, and the world in general, all the wealthy nations so proud of their achievements, only took the exploitation of poorer nations and the extraction of their natural resources to achieve it...
*all. That's how all real life cities operate. Sometimes the trash, industry, poor, etc are just sent really really far away to another city so that nobody in the rich city has to see it.
Everyone likes for their city to be cleaner, safer, but when governor of New York just tried to ban sugary drinks, ppl literally rebelled
@@KOTYAR1 A cleaner/safer city is not achieved by banning sugary drinks. New york has way bigger problems to solve then banning coke and pepsi.
@@KOTYAR1 Gee, I wonder why. People: "Hey governor! We have pollution, rampant crime, and poverty. Please fix this!" Governer: "You're not allowed to drink sugary drinks anymore."
Allison: "Are you okay?"
Kyle: *laughing* "No, I'm not"
If he didn't confirm it for us, the return of the eye bags with a vengeance certainly would. Get some sleep, Kyle.
Sleep is not the issue, it's getting to sleep that is.
Too much self reflection....scary.
@@cookiecracker2
*existential dread under the bed*
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They at least seem better then last video.
He can't, he's too busy playing Cities Skylines.
I love how he’s the mayor of SimCity from the previous Cities Skylines video, given a few of his lines, such as the fact he referred to his citizens as “Sims”.
Oh my god you’re right. I heard “Sims” and then forgot this isn’t a Simcity so the implications were lost on me. What… what happened to City Skylines’ mayor?
The people in Cities Skylines ARE called Cims though :)
@@RiznNuke Wait are they?
@@DeathnoteBB he didnt like this mayors input on transportation design and then died in a mysterious building fire and was later cremated in garbage town
I like to think it's a subtle implication that Paradox is starting to become more and more corporate like EA
Every city simulator in our hands becomes Tropico.
I would say just play Tropico but it’s more satisfying to make Tropico yourself
The real tropico was the people we suppressed along the way.
At least there's no environmentalists shutting down coal mines and factories.
My most populated island in Anno 2070 had more pollution than the island next over, who had a leaking, abandoned nuclear warhead and an oil spill. Did you guys know that tsunamis don't clean up oil spills?
Long live El Presidente!
"That part is _underwater_!"
"Only sometimes!"
Oh the righteous indignation in his voice.
gotta get the ! insde the _
Honestly, Door Monster is usually the only reason I know when Paradox releases a new game. They never seem to get into my feed otherwise, despite making good games!
Yes, let them know that this is money well spent.
Paradox used to make funny skits too back in the 2010s. It's always refreshing to see a company invest in non cringey humor
Door Monster is literally the only reason I even know what Paradox is
@@RunstarHomer No kidding! I don't know what other advertising they have, but I never see it unless it's Door Monster.
Another perfect DoorMonster video.
Excellent humor ✅
Relatable game mechanics satire ✅
Fast-paced snarky dialogue ✅
High concentration of smart jokes ✅
Awesome acting ✅
Kyle in need of sleep and help ✅
You should probably edit that last point to have a double checkmark.
Garbage Town ✅
"sleep" and "help" are for casual gamers
To be fair, the people in CS2 will complain about problems that exist all the way on the other side of your city. It's very frustrating. "WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT, CINDY?! Your home has zero pollution and is about 3 miles from the highway, which has sound barriers BTW!"
That awkward moment when you realize the little AI people in the fake city game have more empathy for strangers than most actual, real humans
they wanna give you a challenge
@@paperip1996
Thank god for that. SJWs are annoying enough in real life.
@@paperip1996🤣
So it's realistic?
I remember having a similar reaction when my friend showed me a “Garbage Town” back in the days of SC4.
It is unavoidable.
I named mine shitvill.
You can just not have any housing and put all the industrial in one corner of the map, but eventually you run into it
@@williwonti But where is the fun in that?
"Are you ok?"
"No I'm not!"
In my many years following Door Monster, this line feels the most fitting
“Your approval rating is low” Ooft that cuts deeper than was intented…
"Brand new historical medieval castle" is such a great line.
Yeah, I kinda wish there was a way to better integrate map objects into tourism. I like sticking footpaths, parks, and commercial stuff around the random ruins on maps that are there, and gone forever if you bulldoze them, but there's no proper story behind their history, and there's no way to refurbish them or sell tickets to tours in them. IRL, cities with old landmarks like that typically at least do SOMETHING with them.
As an urban planner (in reality and virtually) it is difficult to figure out where Garbage Town/Island should go.
Kyle seems to have found a way to transport others into the pocket dimension where time is slower he created to work on videos
Glad to see some of the others returning! Still love ya Kyle, great performance as always.
Unlike the game's performance, sadly
To be fair, Allison moved to New York with him. The others are still in Texas.
"I don't think you're getting reelected."
"Well, funny thing..."
"brand new historical medieval castle"
Love that line.
Though i suppose a historically accurate recreation/experimental archaeology project like Guédelon Castle would actually count.
I hope paradox keeps sponsoring you guys, this is great as always
3:57 GET SOME SLEEP KYLE
In this economy?
We've been telling him for years... I fear if he finally does get some sleep he won't wake up until his debt to Sleep is paid... In 2036.
And then there's Spiffing Brit using _just the right kind of suffering_ to have 100% approval. Seriously, suffering is okay so long as it's exploitative rather than deadly? Sometimes life is just not fair.
Oh good, Kyle found someone to talk to other than his parallel universe selves
Ah. Memories. I still love the Sim City vs Skylines skit. It was one of the first videos from Door Monster I saw and was the one that caused me to subscribe. Garbage Town was totally a thing for me in Cities Skyline. Build a massive highway/bus route/subway route from one end of the map to the other. Polution problem is solved forever.
Actually, this whole video is disturbingly accurate. Especially the part about the garbage and pollution systems just straight up not working. You can build all the incinerators you want and they will never dispatch any garbage trucks, but you can also fill up landfills and then bulldoze all that trash consequence free. Oh, and if you replace your sewerage outflow pipes with water treatment later the ocean of poop remains. Forever.
This has been my experience with any city builder. Always build heavy industries and other problematic industries in one sector and everywhere else is wonderful looking. I remember back when the sim city cities of the future came out, I literally made highly industrial and polluted cities that paid for the construction of my wealthy cities.
Glad to see Kyle is a fan of the Poo Lagoon strategy
Nice to see Allison again.
Gotta love that end-credits scene! You know most of the audience missed that 😂
"WAIT"
...
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"...don't?"
TFW you were really hoping to find a clever distraction before the sentence required an ending :D
A whole second actor? Revolutionary developments in Door Monster Skit Production Technology.
Paradox and Door monster, such a great pairing
Relatable, I've also had trouble finding somewhere appropriate for the garbage... except for the housing most of the citizens there, that's weird.
"Garbage, Island?" Got me good
"In the residential sector, this is no problem. In the industrial sector, i...i don't have an easy way of saying this, but i am compelled, by the mechanics of the game, to form a ghetto."
"What about Garbage... Island?"
I guess that temporary overflow from Sewage lake is permanent now... :)
This is amazing! Gotta love those brand new historic medieval castles! Thank you for making this video and sharing it with us!
When you build your residential to the right, build your industrial to the left. Keep going in their own directions. Plop commercial into the middle of residential sometimes, and make a few main streams entirely commercial. Now, if you've done that right, you should have graduated to traffic problems.
That Cities Skylines video was the first one I ever watched on your channel. Been watching since then.
At least Garbage Town was still only (when measured by area) a relatively small part of the city and not a massive imploded garbage hive threatening to spread to rest of the city.
Reminds me of that trend in the sims where you had a dude trapped in a basement making art so that the rest of the family can have money
Always a good day when Door Monster uploads. Get some sleep, Kyle.
Ah, Staten Island
"...the air will kill, but otherwise..." lol nicely done.
Glad to see you were sponsored for this Skylines 2. That does make a nice loop from the original SimCity VS Skylines video, from 8 years ago.
And the Mayor must love his new office, with parks and a medieval castle instead of casinos for only scenery!
"impossible to please" when it comes to city management games that is such a true statement. It's like trying to manage a bunch of 2 year olds.
1:50 "it's GARBAGE. TOWN." delivered just like Tim Robinson
Wheezed so hard at the "how about Garbage *Island*?" at the end. The struggle is real XD
I love these Door Monster - Paradox Videos!
My trouble in Cities skylines so far is getting medium and high density demand but also just general garbage collection. It was fine for ages but then all of a sudden I guess all my storage filled up and all of my city complained about it piling up and I just couldnt keep up with it anymore. Abandoned it at a population of 60k.
"I didn't know where to put the factories, or the landfills, or the low income housing, or the police station so they all went there... in Garbage Town."
Well aside from Low income housing I feel like Garbage town is the best place to put all those other places... especially the police Station.
kyle sounds so genuinely happy in this video! Good to see he’s doing well!
“Our brand new historical midevil castle” is such a line
This is very true
CZcams recommendations are telling me the Real Civil Engineer tookyour idea to heart.
Resubscribed on Patreon. It nothing short of warms my heart to see you guys making content again. It really is fun to track how much I've changed as a person from when i first started watching your content to now
I'm so glad we're all deranged enough to go "...yeah Garbage town is the only solution."
"our brand new historic medieval castle" got me
ALLISON!! It's great to see Allison back in the shorts too!
Ah, Door Monster. You never get old.
absolutely beautiful
Ah, yes. When I play Simcity 4, I always keep 1 tile of land in the region as my garbage town, putting all power plants, landfills and low tech factory there. In the beginning of Cities Skyline, I always keep all my landfills and other dirty stuff at the most corner part of the map. After the update and mods, finally I can make a full pollution free, high land value, no landfill city. What a journey.
"Garbage... Island?" Was a wonderfui zinger
I has snowed in upstate NY today. I still have to ride my bike to work because I cant afford a car yet. Thank your lucky stars you live in texas. I miss home so much, especially in winter.
Love this video since you guys made SimCity vs Skylines 8 years ago.
*You knocked it out of the park, as always!*
Just like you knocked over the tree park in Cities Skylines 2!
"Garbage town, garbage town. Ain't no worse town around..."
Always a pleasure to see a Door Monster skit.
Very glad to see more skits from you guys! Good work as always, the blooper was a nice touch as well.
You know where the wind blows? Garbage town must always be downwind!
Good God I missed these funny sketches
And Kyle can do some really good Blender shots and I love it
Good to know he's not the only one still working
Definitely a great sketch, this reminds me of Grian's poop mountain city he made in cities skylines, and the hour commute down the mountain from where most lived
I'm glad you're still kickin, love these videos
This was amazing, always love your skits.
Funny thing, there was a driving game on the wii that had a fully layed out city with different sectors.. yeah the Industrial sector was quite literally just garbagetown.. chemical fires, buildings collapsing from said chemical fires, power plants having to be saved from fires and structural collapse every few days.. and the air was a completely different color from the rest of the city. Guess they must of been playing SC when designing it cause dang does this remind of that.
Oh my gosh this is so good!!!
Fantastic work as usual. Thank man. Always entertaining and humorous.
lmao hit the nail right on the head with this one kyle!
First sketch of yours I've seen in a while. It went very well!
Success comes at a price... the people should know when they have it good they're literally living in a hive city from warhammer 40k. Who wouldn't want that?
There. I just clicked the link 5 times.
NOW GO TO BED KYLE
I doubt it does much if you don't buy after clicking it
Omg I am so happy you guys still make videos and about an amazing game!!!
Holy crap just saw you guys came back. Thought something bad happened with that hiatus. Welcome back! Great video!
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Loving that you're back to classic Door Monster sketches!
*And SimCity continues to cry in a corner.*
Love you guys and everything you do.
I tried to like this game, but watching this after having played for just under 20 hours makes me laugh at it.
Great video as always! That ending got me this time
This is awesome, thanks for the vid
If you really need to get rid of sewage just dump it in a big volcano shaped mountain.
Your best acting in a while and filled with jokes. good video
Great sketch as always!
i still watch the sim city vs skylines video one of my faves by you guys
Was a bit cautious to get this after the reviews re: performance, but I bit the bullet and got it anyway, and it runs fine. Dunno what people are whining about. Also, great game. EASILY the best city builder out there!
Neat new DoorMonster videos. Time to rewatch all DM sketches. again.
it's so hard irl too that they have to export garbage out of the country. lmao