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  • @thenoelmiller
    @thenoelmiller  Před 2 lety +396

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  • @threebee5
    @threebee5 Před 2 lety +6738

    When a story starts out with "I(24F) and my husband(42M)" it's almost ALWAYS going to be bad.

    • @BlueTurn
      @BlueTurn Před 2 lety +745

      Every single time the age gap literally tells the story for them lol.

    • @magickalmason
      @magickalmason Před 2 lety +138

      Noticed that right away

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke Před 2 lety +323

      Right? It’s like, oh, are there uneven relationship dynamics? I wonder whyyyyy.

    • @jaz1821
      @jaz1821 Před 2 lety +28

      Why do people list their sex so often when it doesn’t even matter half the time

    • @sdb87149
      @sdb87149 Před 2 lety +127

      @@jaz1821 same pages on Reddit require age and gender idk why

  • @brynskolski5003
    @brynskolski5003 Před 2 lety +4829

    "You gotta love this society we've created. Therapy is too expensive, education is dogshit so people just make bad decisions and cant work out their traumas so they exercise it on each other and then we get entertainment." fucking incredible

    • @sophiab5717
      @sophiab5717 Před 2 lety +32

      9:43

    • @iheartjbgccb
      @iheartjbgccb Před 2 lety +50

      Where we've evolved at. Wonder how much different or the same it'll be a decade from now

    • @kite-flying_potato
      @kite-flying_potato Před 2 lety +60

      That is one hell of an accurate diagnosis.

    • @zg4705
      @zg4705 Před 2 lety +18

      This society that is forced upon us more like. It wasn't always like this, and we can still change this

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 Před 2 lety +36

      If therapy is too expensive, why don’t I check out Better Help? Cody and Noel seem to be partners with them on the podcast if I remember correctly, so I’m sure they are an excellent choice… Wait a minute.

  • @jacobleoncio4134
    @jacobleoncio4134 Před 2 lety +11757

    Imagine me sitting down to enjoy my lunch break, seeing Noel posted a video, getting excited about it, and then taking a bite of my food only for him to describe diarrhea in a jar

    • @kHz0
      @kHz0 Před 2 lety +159

      Saturdays!!

    • @amutha.vibess
      @amutha.vibess Před 2 lety +315

      literally exactly what just happened to me hahah

    • @CartierCasey
      @CartierCasey Před 2 lety +66

      Perfect video as I wait for my sushi to arrive

    • @ron8440
      @ron8440 Před 2 lety +80

      That’s on you bro. You should know that Noel has an obsession with puke and diarrhea lol

    • @ihaveakirbyobessesion2617
      @ihaveakirbyobessesion2617 Před 2 lety +74

      this is why i can never eat lucnh with a noel vid anymore lmao

  • @mrwendt6649
    @mrwendt6649 Před 2 lety +8412

    So cool of Noel's twin brother from West Hollywood, Zach Miller, to do the first half of this video

  • @chaoticoverdrive27
    @chaoticoverdrive27 Před 2 lety +4893

    As someone who used to work as a janitor in a government building, that second story doesn’t even surprise me. 😭 People are so fucked up.

    • @arizz620
      @arizz620 Před 2 lety +81

      I don't doubt joe just unleashing it all

    • @PPSH-Riley
      @PPSH-Riley Před 2 lety +395

      Same bro I used to clean schools. Those elementary school children literally have something wrong with them. Like I'm scared for our future as a society

    • @kennygriffey1046
      @kennygriffey1046 Před 2 lety +182

      Same. Use to clean a building for a phone company - and the bathrooms were the worst. They would wipe and pile their toilet paper behind the seat. They would spit lugies on the mirror, and crap in the urinals. This was on a nightly basis I had to clean this mess...Like what the heck. Some of their desk were covered in fingernail clippings and food, place was a mess.

    • @someasiankid6323
      @someasiankid6323 Před 2 lety +39

      I remember a kid pants to ankles and started to walk around the bathroom pissing on people

    • @---wq9xp
      @---wq9xp Před 2 lety +66

      Genuine question,
      When I was deployed we had a "phantom pooper." By that, I mean, there was someone in our department who would shit in their hand and hide it somewhere on board.
      When I got stationed in VA, I found out that not only was it not isolated to our department, but every ship had one.
      My question is, have you been finding mystery dumps in odd locations?

  • @czarnamamba97
    @czarnamamba97 Před 2 lety +2029

    The piss story touched me on a spiritual level. I work at a cafe and so many people do this it's insane. Not only piss, there is this one guy, that every time without fail diarrheas all over the bathroom and in every single crevice such as inside of a flush button on the wall. Somehow we are never able to catch those people. They think we get paid for cleaning this mess, but there is no amount of money that would compensate for that. It's so horrible I get nightmares about it. No one should have to deal with that. I really don't get how those people function in a society being this dumb and cruel.

    • @josephine2321
      @josephine2321 Před 2 lety +159

      if it’s the same guy who does the diarrhea thing you should try to ban him that is awful holy fuck

    • @Merjacevi
      @Merjacevi Před 2 lety +238

      Dude I used to be friends with this guy who pretended to be a woman on reddit for no real reason other than to get attenw... He cosplayed as a very cringe "Not Like The Other Girls" woman in her late 20s and would have debates about feminism and stuff...meanwhile the account is actually ran by a straight guy who's unemployed and never leaves the house... Some people are just mental

    • @ultraxim
      @ultraxim Před 2 lety +64

      I worked at a cafe too and everyday there would be used toilet paper on the floor. The trash can wasn't even full but idk what the hell with these people. All of our clients were adults like wtf. And many times there was piss on the toilet too. One time I got the nice suprise of seeing a PILE of used toilet papers over the trash can. Like someone didn't open it (you had to tap with your foot to open it) and threw it on top, and then everyone did that. Literally a PILE I was so mad it ruined my day. Now I can't imagine diahrrea. People are ASSHOLES crist

    • @calvincustard
      @calvincustard Před 2 lety +22

      That's wild...hang in there Kat! I hope there's rewarding aspects of that job, otherwise I'd look elsewhere. Having worked some awful cleaning jobs, moving to even a slightly better job did wonders for my mental health!

    • @Anna-19928
      @Anna-19928 Před 2 lety +29

      I used to work at a coffee shop and one day I went to open and there was just a mess of soft shit in front of the door. The owner lived right above the shop so I was like “hey can you come down here and help” and hours later he claimed he never heard his phone. I was making $11 an hour

  • @blake12396
    @blake12396 Před 2 lety +2662

    The piss story really SPOKE to Noel on a personal level bc of his love for that peeing filter on Instagram

  • @X0TrueAlpha0X
    @X0TrueAlpha0X Před 2 lety +2934

    I'm always terrified of opening reddit. I know I'll see someone die, someone's dick, and then someone do a backflip off a crane into some water. All within 5 minutes of opening the app.

    • @IHEARTCALYPSO444EVA
      @IHEARTCALYPSO444EVA Před 2 lety +171

      what do you people follow?? I don't see that😂

    • @X0TrueAlpha0X
      @X0TrueAlpha0X Před 2 lety +41

      @@IHEARTCALYPSO444EVA It's mostly on the home page. But now with the recommendation sub thing. I see some crazy ass shit

    • @King_Konglish
      @King_Konglish Před 2 lety +194

      The front page is sanitized for corporations, you’re following some interesting stuff 😂

    • @X0TrueAlpha0X
      @X0TrueAlpha0X Před 2 lety +18

      @@King_Konglish you still see people dying on the front page. Especially because of what's happening in Ukraine.

    • @annieothername
      @annieothername Před 2 lety +19

      Yeah, thats why I don’t fuck with Reddit. I’m seeing shit FB moderators do VICE interviews for and seek therapy for, but just in my free time? Nah, I stay off there.

  • @ocean4763
    @ocean4763 Před 2 lety +1196

    Once as a 16yo I had to clean the men’s bathroom at work and someone had smeared shit all over the outside and floor somehow. I had to clean that, threw up while doing it, then had to clean that up too. I hate that 18yo kid pissing everywhere story, thanks Noel

    • @kettlecorn5000
      @kettlecorn5000 Před 2 lety +131

      i would quit right then and there

    • @Itsdiamxndtho
      @Itsdiamxndtho Před 2 lety +68

      I did the same thing only I worked at a TJMaxx that was popular with the crackheads and one day I had enough of cleaning shit and food out of the bathroom 💀 I didn’t even put in my 2 weeks

    • @mranderson717
      @mranderson717 Před 2 lety +44

      @@Itsdiamxndtho as you should, I bet they most definitely didn’t pay you enough for all that!

    • @yogi8722
      @yogi8722 Před 2 lety +9

      i wouldve quit fr

    • @jeanius8831
      @jeanius8831 Před 2 lety +21

      fr like the fact that he likes that someone has to clean it up like why don’t YOU clean after someone’s piss

  • @fionap.6311
    @fionap.6311 Před 2 lety +586

    God, that diarrhea jar story was something else.
    The husband got physically violent over sealed shit. He preferred sealed shit over his fucking wife. Is now divorcing over sealed shit...
    I cannot begin to understand.

    • @nastytits
      @nastytits Před 2 lety +28

      But how true can this be.. 😅🤢

    • @fionap.6311
      @fionap.6311 Před 2 lety +67

      @@nastytits i hope not, but damn if it is...that's insane

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke Před 2 lety +90

      Another comment said that was confirmed as a fake story because the poster gets off on other people being disgusted. So… that’s fun?

    • @fionap.6311
      @fionap.6311 Před 2 lety +52

      @@meinenklinke should be writing scripts with that creativity

    • @TheUltimaFortuna
      @TheUltimaFortuna Před 2 lety +6

      Its all fake

  • @kite-flying_potato
    @kite-flying_potato Před 2 lety +1908

    There was a kid in my kindergarten class who did the 'I piss on everything' thing. One day he apparently sprayed every available surface in the boy's bathroom, and the teacher came into the classroom looking livid. I didn't see him again after that. Maybe he got sent for psychiatric evaluation/behavioral therapy. His name was Matthew. I remember because he would always say 'Matthew with 2 t's,' as if anyone spells it with one.

    • @staarry
      @staarry Před 2 lety +177

      Its always matthews

    • @yxnglamppost3538
      @yxnglamppost3538 Před 2 lety +50

      #freemathew

    • @matthewjoshumali
      @matthewjoshumali Před 2 lety +76

      hi fellow Matthew here, free my boy he aint do nun #freematthew

    • @akaste4413
      @akaste4413 Před 2 lety +8

      last cold ones episode proves people do in fact spell it with one t

    • @iheartjbgccb
      @iheartjbgccb Před 2 lety +3

      @@donteventryit007 lmfao same and it reminded me of the time I accidentally peed in elementary 🙃

  • @RetroJ3000
    @RetroJ3000 Před 2 lety +368

    I am a forever lurker on reddit. I can't imagine interacting with these people, but I love to watch it like an observer at a zoo.

    • @gr4410
      @gr4410 Před 2 lety +17

      same with twitter

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Před 2 lety +13

      Keep it that way, they're animals.

  • @p.j7372
    @p.j7372 Před 2 lety +776

    As someone who has to clean nightclub toilets after a 12 hour shift serving those pricks that second story infuriated me in a way I can’t not even describe

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 Před 2 lety +92

      The difference is the people on the nightclub are probably fucking wasted but this guy did it sober, willingly

    • @minaberric4069
      @minaberric4069 Před 2 lety +23

      Ur very appreciated!!!! I’m sorry u have to do that :( nobody should have to clean up piss every day!!!! I hope u can get another job soon

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 Před 2 lety +5

      Coming back to this comment 5 days later, I’ve encountered exactly what the second story described. One of my high school’s bathrooms (one on the lower level so it was mostly used by freshmen) had been soaking in piss from the top of all the stall doors, streaming down to the bottom of the doors and dripping into a puddle of pee. Every single door.

  • @karankhatana9528
    @karankhatana9528 Před 2 lety +412

    The first minute just looks like Noel trynna imitate Cody

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/BrH9f-IWwlo/video.html
      *finally it's here* :)

    • @johnny8030
      @johnny8030 Před 2 lety +6

      so weird, I thought the same thing lol

  • @littlebug3186
    @littlebug3186 Před 2 lety +369

    this video confirmed to me that men DO pee everywhere on purpose i thought maybe penises were just hard to control like a high pressure water hose or something

    • @randomusername1735
      @randomusername1735 Před 2 lety +65

      No, it's genuinely both. There are probably some degenerates out there, but pissing standing up has like a dice roll fail chance where the stream just goes 45 degrees off where you're aiming and you can't know if it's going to be the case before you piss

    • @jeanius8831
      @jeanius8831 Před 2 lety +30

      @@randomusername1735 #menstartsittingdownwhenyoupee2022

    • @arthurmorgan4041
      @arthurmorgan4041 Před 2 lety

      @@jeanius8831 nah I'm standing up whenever because no matter what Ur gonna have dickheads pissing everywhere

    • @someone-vk6gk
      @someone-vk6gk Před 2 lety +1

      YEAH my granpa used to do that and I'm so disgusted

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Před 2 lety +6

      @@jeanius8831 I'm not sitting down on a public toilet. And that story is the reason why.

  • @stinky5264
    @stinky5264 Před 2 lety +570

    There’s a guy in these Reddit threads that has a piss kink but specifically his kink is people reacting in disgust to his stories about him pissing on shit. He posts in all these confession style subreddits

    • @marl3ymarl3y86
      @marl3ymarl3y86 Před 2 lety +81

      Certified Reddit moment 🗿

    • @nicholasn.2883
      @nicholasn.2883 Před 2 lety +92

      Wait a minute. How do you know so much, Stinky?

    • @stinky5264
      @stinky5264 Před 2 lety +113

      @@nicholasn.2883 I’m him.

    • @stinky5264
      @stinky5264 Před 2 lety +151

      @@nicholasn.2883 no jk someone on tumblr figured it out

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 Před 2 lety +30

      Dear God we fell into his trap!

  • @imerdam626
    @imerdam626 Před 2 lety +449

    Sits down with a plate of food
    “Let’s watch Noel miller”
    Starts: 😰🤢

    • @sc000f
      @sc000f Před 2 lety +9

      DEADASS LMFAO

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 Před 2 lety +620

    I actually didn't know people bought and sold Reddit accounts. I just thought people lying for karma were nerds

    • @haventchangedmypfpsince2009
      @haventchangedmypfpsince2009 Před 2 lety +18

      Same. Ig it's similar to gold farming in a MMO and/or selling your account but it still surprises me that this can be done on even reddit, I wish I was as good of a liar as I am a writer.

    • @user-wo3yd5ke4s
      @user-wo3yd5ke4s Před 2 lety +1

      What do you mean by lying for karma

    • @Maria_745
      @Maria_745 Před 2 lety +6

      @@user-wo3yd5ke4s basically what they call the like count on Reddit and your total number shows up on your profile

    • @AprilWhelan00
      @AprilWhelan00 Před 2 lety +16

      Why is karma valuable enough that people are buying accounts with a lot of it?

    • @catcactus1234
      @catcactus1234 Před 2 lety +25

      @@AprilWhelan00 because big internet number makes brain happy
      and corporations/businesses like having high karma accounts because it makes them look “hip” with the Reddit crowd.

  • @wissmiss1718
    @wissmiss1718 Před 2 lety +1481

    Noel thank you so much for uploading right when I needed to clean my house. Perfect timing.

    • @what-fv6wx
      @what-fv6wx Před 2 lety +26

      I was literally in the middle of doing the dishes, I saw the notification and sat my happy ass down right away

    • @zarrelli10
      @zarrelli10 Před 2 lety +6

      I was just about to shower literally

    • @samgadoury5531
      @samgadoury5531 Před 2 lety +19

      His vids are the perfect background noise fr fr

    • @Isabella-ue4rc
      @Isabella-ue4rc Před 2 lety +1

      dishes for me😛

    • @potatospud1597
      @potatospud1597 Před 2 lety +4

      Homework assignment due tomorrow :)

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 Před 2 lety +466

    I’m crying laughing at the shit jar story bc it reminded me of a story my friend told me (they work in a hospital) and this dude brought in a stool sample in a fucking Dasani bottle. Every time I think about that story I absolutely lose it laughing like wtf a DASANI BOTTLE?!? I have so many questions and I truly hope I’ll never get the answers.

    • @josephine2321
      @josephine2321 Před 2 lety +45

      how did it fit???

    • @josephine2321
      @josephine2321 Před 2 lety +14

      i have so many questions

    • @placefantasy1821
      @placefantasy1821 Před 2 lety +2

      @@josephine2321 I don't know and I genuinely hope I never will.

    • @placefantasy1821
      @placefantasy1821 Před 2 lety +37

      @Cheezit Police Idk but my friend felt the need to specify that it was a Dasani bottle. Somehow it makes it even funnier that they chose the worst brand of water to shit into.

    • @madi5286
      @madi5286 Před 2 lety +35

      The venn diagram of people who would bring their stool sample in a dasani bottle and the people who would pay money to drink dasani is a circle

  • @NoctuaOlivae
    @NoctuaOlivae Před 2 lety +118

    I knew someone was going to try and excuse the jars with IBS lol. The doctor gives you a special labeled jar for piss/shit and normally it's something they give to you; it's not something you're supposed to be proactive about.

    • @tereza3698
      @tereza3698 Před 2 lety +31

      yeah, also the sample is supposed to be "fresh" not some month old diarrhea cold brew

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke Před 2 lety +11

      Look, I’m a crazy bitch with IBS, but I couldn’t wrap my head around anything other than maybe making a chart of color and consistency? That seems extra though. To be clear-I have not done that. 😂 But if someone wanted to track their bowel health that would make sense.

    • @yea0000
      @yea0000 Před 2 lety +9

      what’s really weird is them trying to excuse it.

  • @bitticlan
    @bitticlan Před 2 lety +268

    Noel playing a fuckboy character is funny, but Noel breaking character is hilarious 🤣

  • @thelandlord3989
    @thelandlord3989 Před 2 lety +116

    Imagine paying money for an ad break to have your brand name serenated by a fucking fart sound
    Absolute legend dude

  • @djstanton3218
    @djstanton3218 Před 2 lety +135

    I got a story boys. When I was in college I worked at this retail store called Gabe's. It's basically Marshalls but just a different company. I had to come in at 5am and clean bathrooms. I literally was the first person there every morning and sometimes had to wait for my manager to get there because I would be so early. I figured oh it's 5am there's no way these bathrooms are going to be dirty and if they are how bad could it be? Man, let me tell you, some of the depraved shit I saw will never leave my mind. Shit on the walls, floor, just in unimaginable places and unthinkable situations I would find myself in daily. Threw up multiple times while working there due to it. Here's where it gets fucking nuts. On top of it all, there was another guy who worked with me(not gonna name drop him) and immediately I could tell that he wasn't all there mentally. Well one morning we both had to clean the bathrooms together and long story short, as we are cleaning the women's bathroom he proceeds to basically tell me that he has a shit fetish. I was like okay I'm gone. Told the managers what he said left and never looked back. I don't even bother shopping there. Absolutely insane memory that you unlocked for me, thanks Noel.

    • @vaampyrr
      @vaampyrr Před 2 lety +21

      💀💀💀 ayo im so sorry you had to go thru that

    • @sharvareedeshpande4309
      @sharvareedeshpande4309 Před 2 lety +5

      What the fuck! Man im so sorry

    • @ethanpatch6840
      @ethanpatch6840 Před 2 lety +5

      shoulda had him cleaning those bathrooms if he had a shit fetish

  • @maanasinair7384
    @maanasinair7384 Před 2 lety +62

    reddit be like: when i was born [M0] i immediately was done w life and now I'm older [M18] and i still feel the same

  • @kcb-7
    @kcb-7 Před 2 lety +64

    the second one fills me w hatred. i worked over the summer at a grocery store and i swear no one would actually shit IN the toilet but always AROUND the toilet. the worst was when there was a whole log poop on the ground. i didn’t clean it. i pulled the im a minor card cause i legally couldn’t clean anything that was considered a biohazard. also this guy would spit tobacco into the urinal every time he came to the store so that sucked too

  • @Niniminns
    @Niniminns Před 2 lety +381

    NordVPN are so lucky to get an adread after that beautiful story. I even had to consider getting a subscription because I just thought the story before the adread was so lovely

    • @thunderclancat123
      @thunderclancat123 Před 2 lety +9

      I kept reading it as a dread like dreadlocks and had to do a triple take

    • @Niniminns
      @Niniminns Před 2 lety

      @@thunderclancat123 I somehow didn't realize ad and read are two separate words

  • @mikahs7944
    @mikahs7944 Před 2 lety +145

    The first story should be a lesson for any young woman with older men telling them to come live “rent free” what’s up in them walls 😂😂😂

    • @Polyeurythane
      @Polyeurythane Před 2 lety +31

      Truly. I can’t fully and rightfully judge the relationship, but how she basically did everything for him and had no mode of her own transportation was a little sus to me, ya know.

    • @candyandacurrantbun
      @candyandacurrantbun Před 2 lety +6

      the first story is 100% fake lol

    • @mikahs7944
      @mikahs7944 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Polyeurythane true i dont know the full picture. i found that very strange too. so she was just locked away in a 40 year old masn house who stored diareha hahha.

    • @mikahs7944
      @mikahs7944 Před 2 lety +1

      @@candyandacurrantbun fuck im so stuck between cause its just odd enough that i beilive it.

    • @candyandacurrantbun
      @candyandacurrantbun Před 2 lety +2

      @@mikahs7944 No one who has found jars of poop describes it the way that person did lol. They also didn’t respond to anyone at all in the original thread (thousands of comments) except for one calling it fake. Sooo

  • @person.w9780
    @person.w9780 Před 2 lety +161

    I use reddit pretty often and the more I do the more I almost regret making an account. I have seen some of the worst takes on there.

    • @Saxjon
      @Saxjon Před 2 lety +33

      People will tell you the same thing about twitter, facebook, I have seen some real shit takes on Instagram and of course, here on youtube. My take away: the less you use any social media, the better.
      And I envy people that live without having any social media.

    • @billnyethescienceguy4502
      @billnyethescienceguy4502 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Saxjon you envy people? Just delete it man

    • @Saxjon
      @Saxjon Před 2 lety +19

      @@billnyethescienceguy4502 Easier said than done. There are still people I like in these social medias, sometimes they talk about things I didn't follow them for, but hey, what are you gonna do? They are their own people.

  • @phaedra._.
    @phaedra._. Před 2 lety +141

    the voice that noel is putting on this video is sending me into that state of laughter where there's no sound because i can't breathe

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/BrH9f-IWwlo/video.html
      *finally it's here* :)

    • @AzazelBathory
      @AzazelBathory Před 2 lety

      Bruh same, and that second story I just couldn’t cope with, I almost went into the danger zone of laughter where you feel like you might die

    • @phaedra._.
      @phaedra._. Před 2 lety +1

      @@AzazelBathory it was the second story for me too, straight gold

    • @sonikku956
      @sonikku956 Před 2 lety +1

      Sounds almost like Cody Ko

  • @nachgeben
    @nachgeben Před 2 lety +241

    Black sweatshirt: Wobbling around, eyes barely open
    White shirt: Coherent, eyes open
    Noel no pls get help bruh

    • @mtsoccerman
      @mtsoccerman Před 2 lety +21

      haha he was high as fuck when he recorded

    • @joshleonard8947
      @joshleonard8947 Před 2 lety +5

      I don't think anyone needs help for some weed? Doubt he's on downers

  • @MyNamesRevenge
    @MyNamesRevenge Před 2 lety +17

    bro really said "i piss on everything when i'm in public, any advice on how to change this?" as if there is a solution other than just pissing in the toilet

  • @spect80r
    @spect80r Před 2 lety +205

    Everyone always asks "why does reddit" but nobody ever asks "how does reddit?"😔

    • @shootamcgaven7452
      @shootamcgaven7452 Před 2 lety +24

      You never ask a redditor how they are doing

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 Před 2 lety +14

      I do you one better "Who does reddit?"

    • @Saxjon
      @Saxjon Před 2 lety +5

      @@alexricky87 and I'll do you ONE better:
      When does reddit?

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/BrH9f-IWwlo/video.html
      *finally it's here* :)

    • @trentonrekdahl4966
      @trentonrekdahl4966 Před 2 lety +6

      If I asked a redditor how they were doing, .01 seconds later another redditor would have 3 paragraphs explaining how that person isn't actually feeling what they say and is instead simultaneously an idiot, a liberal, and probably a virgin.

  • @kashhaliwell
    @kashhaliwell Před 2 lety +64

    why on gods earth would i think it was okay to eat while watching a reddit video from noel. 1 minute in and my appetite is gone.

  • @LIGHT-tq5un
    @LIGHT-tq5un Před 2 lety +186

    I've been looking for jobs lately and Noel just gave me an idea with the writing crazy stories then selling reddit accounts thing... shiii I might just do that 🤔

    • @k0ok
      @k0ok Před 2 lety +7

      thanks for the idea, i am now gonna steal it

    • @LIGHT-tq5un
      @LIGHT-tq5un Před 2 lety +4

      @@k0ok let's gooo lmfao

    • @PRDGL_WindyBW
      @PRDGL_WindyBW Před 2 lety +4

      You can also ask disgustingly sexually charged questions on r/askreddit. They always do well.

  • @everybodysux4997
    @everybodysux4997 Před 2 lety +56

    Trying to visualize a grown man angrily attacking and wrestling jars of his poop away from his wife is the reality check I needed today. Covid made me forget how weird people really are 😂😂😂.

  • @phoenixx6490
    @phoenixx6490 Před 2 lety +42

    Noel are you High?
    "Stoner voice" Yeah so like I piss on everything all the time

    • @kainicholls9
      @kainicholls9 Před 2 lety +4

      Thought this too

    • @vmrc_994
      @vmrc_994 Před 2 lety

      Yeah he was and the lack of people talking about it had me doubting myself but I really think he was

  • @aeliatain2727
    @aeliatain2727 Před 2 lety +130

    loving this new emergence of noel content, him just sitting down and talking about whatever interests him at the moment. not trying to hard to cram a hundred jokes in but instead just giving his honest and real thoughts. it suits you noel and your passion/mind is what makes us want to watch

    • @aeliatain2727
      @aeliatain2727 Před 2 lety +5

      but also please give a trigger warning or just a forewarning of some kind for graphic content, if that's not too much trouble. thank you!

  • @RobertIDK
    @RobertIDK Před 2 lety +651

    Noel as always reminding us that Saturdays are definitely not back 💩

    • @brandierae5506
      @brandierae5506 Před 2 lety +10

      Yo robert i used to watch your shit like years ago and then you went on break and i forgot you existed

  • @j.leigh2323
    @j.leigh2323 Před 2 lety +276

    gotta love it when your wife loves you so much she writes paragraphs on paragraphs about you on reddit!

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/BrH9f-IWwlo/video.html
      *finally it's here* :)

    • @lightningstriking
      @lightningstriking Před 2 lety +15

      i think if your wife has to write paragraphs and paragraphs about you on reddit then you both need help

    • @yea0000
      @yea0000 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lightningstriking not if ur shitting in jars and defending them with ur life

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen Před rokem

      @@yea0000 that is bad true, but the wife is using reddit so they both got problems

    • @yea0000
      @yea0000 Před rokem

      @@LowIntSpecimen having reddit most likely for the the purpose of getting a second opinion on a situation and anonymously.. is a lot less strange then shitting in jars & keeping it

  • @ereri8546
    @ereri8546 Před 2 lety +6

    The sentence “ in this moment I knew he has chosen jars of curdled turds over is own wife” KILLS ME WTFFFF 😭😭😭😭

  • @fumuwin
    @fumuwin Před 2 lety +75

    very specific and descriptive intro, 10/10

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/BrH9f-IWwlo/video.html
      *finally it's here* :)

  • @tiffany1705
    @tiffany1705 Před 2 lety +34

    I don't know if I've ever made it through a reddit video, they are just so foul. But we're in midterms, my brain is broken, and I needed to hear stories of people who have fucked up more than me.

  • @AzazelBathory
    @AzazelBathory Před 2 lety +28

    When I was like in 2nd grade for some reason I would also piss all over the whole toilet at school because I thought the vice principal was the one that had to clean it. I didn’t even know him, had no reason to dislike him, just randomly thought to target him.

    • @l.2620
      @l.2620 Před 2 lety +16

      That poor poor janitor

    • @zacharywood9416
      @zacharywood9416 Před 2 lety +19

      Your mama didn't raise you right smh

    • @yea0000
      @yea0000 Před 2 lety +2

      u have to be a certain kind of person to piss everywhere in a bathroom and leave it for someone to clean up.

    • @AzazelBathory
      @AzazelBathory Před 2 lety

      @@yea0000 I can’t explain why I did it, perhaps I was a divine avatar of justice and karma being possessed to punish that specific person for deeds unknown to me, I’ve never done such a thing before or after that…. Well except for that time all the boys in my class when I was 8 all stood back against the wall and pissed into the urinal across the room, then some kid ran through the streams thinking he could make it unscathed. He was wrong. But that technically wasn’t my fault!

    • @stephhernandez7772
      @stephhernandez7772 Před 2 lety

      😂😂

  • @yiasminathefangirl
    @yiasminathefangirl Před 2 lety +34

    i’ve been vomiting nonstop today so thank u for uploading
    hopefully this vid will take my mind away from the pain
    edit: the first joke is about diarrhoea how lovely

    • @8Dmovielover
      @8Dmovielover Před 2 lety +3

      Maybe you should follow suit and fill jars full of puke

    • @louramsey8279
      @louramsey8279 Před 2 lety +5

      yeah this might not be the video for u rn

    • @missyiss
      @missyiss Před 2 lety +3

      i hope u feel better soon ♥️

    • @yiasminathefangirl
      @yiasminathefangirl Před 2 lety +1

      @@missyiss thanks👍🏼

    • @yiasminathefangirl
      @yiasminathefangirl Před 2 lety +1

      @@louramsey8279 it did distract me, cause i just skipped the first part

  • @VStrawbrriez
    @VStrawbrriez Před 2 lety +41

    Noel i am terrified by this fever dream of a video, thanks! even though my tolerance for weed is now so high i cant feel gas on four bowls, you got me feeling like im tripping.

    • @s1l3nc38
      @s1l3nc38 Před 2 lety +1

      Literally me rn

    • @bruiseviolet1992
      @bruiseviolet1992 Před 2 lety +1

      do you want a medal for having such a strong tolerance. how sick of you

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 Před 2 lety

      Dude I get splonky on less than half of a bowl and I’ve been smoking (every couple of months) since I was 15

    • @diseasedworm9209
      @diseasedworm9209 Před 10 měsíci

      Take a tolerance break Jesus christ

    • @VStrawbrriez
      @VStrawbrriez Před 10 měsíci

      @@diseasedworm9209 update:: I am doing a lot better now and smoke a lot less. I’ve taken a few breaks and lowered the potency a lot

  • @eggnostic
    @eggnostic Před 2 lety +5

    Noel was baked asf in this video.

  • @Rogern456
    @Rogern456 Před 2 lety +84

    For real though. Noel is my go to guy for poop and pee stories

  • @A_Random_Rat
    @A_Random_Rat Před 2 lety +13

    Notice how Noel’s twin brother is also brown. We’re one step closer to finding out his race

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti Před 2 lety +13

    PLEASE keep this character from the beginning. It's f*ckin hilarious and makes me forget the horribleness of the world. Also - social commentary A+ today, as usual.

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 Před 2 lety +2

    As a cleaner, that pissing on the seat story makes me want to cry.

  • @doleboi5969
    @doleboi5969 Před 2 lety +66

    I need to learn to stop watching Noel when I start eating food.

  • @bostpoxfox
    @bostpoxfox Před 2 lety +14

    i've always wondered that too. "why does reddit?"
    the world may never know

  • @geoff3610
    @geoff3610 Před 2 lety +14

    There's always a bit of a metagame trying to sniff out whether the post is real or not. Adds to the fun.

  • @koalayancey3244
    @koalayancey3244 Před 2 lety +8

    I typically only check reddit maybe every three or so days, while on the toilet. I never had the idea that a lot of these stories are fabricated so they can sell the accounts, and I took a ton of awful stories at face value and felt horrible. To have the fresh perspective that some/most of the over the top ones are fake has definitely made me happier!

    • @ustupid3934
      @ustupid3934 Před 2 lety

      These guys definitely exist irl and they love browsing Reddit. Case in point the “my husband keeps poop in a jar.” turned out to be real. Couple of days after the post popped up, a police report was made, wife reported her husband to the officials for keeping poop jars hidden in their cupboards. It’s public, check it out.
      Turns out it was to get high, its an old traditional method from Africa. They would collect poop jars and leave them out in the blazing sun for months and once it became toxic enough, they’d open the lids and inhale it to get a “high”. Lotta desperate ppl want to get stoned without paying for it.
      Some genuinely r looking for general advice wit their relationships, hobbies, etc. Maybe less than a quarter are looking to make up dog shit for clout/entertainment.
      The degenerates are taking these fake ass stories srsly, to feel somewhat normalised and accepted for their degeneracy.
      The rest are pedophiles.

  • @slsthewriter1299
    @slsthewriter1299 Před 2 lety +17

    I swear, if the poo in the jars were for medical reasons, like having samples for doctors to track his condition, then fine. But I just?? Jars upon jars hidden up there??? I know I'm not the only one wondering _why,_ especially given how defensive he was.
    Fake story or not, I just don't understand.

    • @josephine2321
      @josephine2321 Před 2 lety +6

      honestly i think that one was true because of how batshit insane it was lol

    • @tereza3698
      @tereza3698 Před 2 lety +1

      but like wouldn't it stink even through the sealed lid?

    • @josephine2321
      @josephine2321 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tereza3698 idfk honestly I just kind of want to believe it because it’s funny and insane lol

    • @slsthewriter1299
      @slsthewriter1299 Před 2 lety

      @@tereza3698 Depends on how you seal it, and how good the seal is. If it's loose and/or broken, yeah, but if you seal it tight, it shouldn't. Like how you don't usually smell the food that's in the fridge when its closed, or how you don't smell what's inside a can.

    • @tereza3698
      @tereza3698 Před 2 lety

      @@slsthewriter1299 I assumed he just put it in the jar and closed the lid, not bottled it and conserved it like a jam.

  • @phoebes.788
    @phoebes.788 Před 2 lety +7

    genuinely the second to last one is the worst story i think i've ever seen on reddit, i recommend reading it if you wanna feel like crying, throwing up, and committing murder all at the same time. that poor woman

  • @hayyybailsss
    @hayyybailsss Před 2 lety +15

    So did the husband dookie straight into the jar or did he funnel? I have questions

    • @baileyj7968
      @baileyj7968 Před 3 měsíci

      You’ve heard of the poop knife, now get ready for the shit funnel

  • @liftbread
    @liftbread Před 2 lety +14

    first problem with the diarrhoea Jar thing was the 24 YEAR AGE GAP BETWEEN THESE TWO PEOPLE.
    enough said

  • @eriksteverman
    @eriksteverman Před 2 lety +29

    Haven’t tuned in for a while. Noels voice soothes me. Thank you king

  • @user-vo4bf8mx4p
    @user-vo4bf8mx4p Před 2 lety +11

    imagine not knowing who noel is and clicking this video and hearing *this* intro

  • @egetty6852
    @egetty6852 Před 2 lety +21

    I didn’t even get a notification, I just instinctively came to Noel’s channel because I felt it had been too long since I pressed like on a video.

  • @An_Actual_Kiwi
    @An_Actual_Kiwi Před rokem +4

    I genuinely believe noel was absolutely blazed in this video

  • @dogzilla4398
    @dogzilla4398 Před 2 lety +4

    When he said he dropped his phone many times, I thought it was a transition into a rhino phone case add lol.

  • @lorenzofacciponti311
    @lorenzofacciponti311 Před 2 lety +13

    There was different energy about this video and it was absolutely wonderful

  • @areyouskunked9794
    @areyouskunked9794 Před 2 lety +4

    Noel high as hell lmaoo 😩😭😂

  • @ryanappelbaum8168
    @ryanappelbaum8168 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The dude saying he pissed on the toilet paper made me cry of laughter. That shit was so god damn funny

    • @captain531
      @captain531 Před 7 měsíci

      watch out dog i literally do this

  • @catherineward1913
    @catherineward1913 Před 2 lety +1

    "Browsing the Internet raw" is the only way I'll ever be describing VPN-less searches anymore

  • @JasmineLovesJames
    @JasmineLovesJames Před 2 lety +8

    noel's high asf

  • @camsmediacorner
    @camsmediacorner Před 2 lety +8

    Every single comment on Reddit feels like it’s coming from the same person. But hey better than CZcams comments right?

    • @8Dmovielover
      @8Dmovielover Před 2 lety +3

      Inb4 bots come in the comment section

  • @CptCupcake5
    @CptCupcake5 Před 2 lety +1

    I used to do that every time I was in a public bathroom, including planes. I was a menace as a child.

  • @jackmaginnes7497
    @jackmaginnes7497 Před 2 lety +2

    3 min and 11 seconds in and Noel still hasn’t broken character

  • @titaniumkiwi1325
    @titaniumkiwi1325 Před 2 lety +7

    noel off a perc 30💀

  • @mrdecodigos
    @mrdecodigos Před 2 lety +12

    pretty bold of you to assume theres hot people on reddit noel

  • @a.w_.
    @a.w_. Před 2 lety +2

    Shoutout to Noel for letting Cody do some of the video

  • @jaelibrete
    @jaelibrete Před 2 lety +3

    what crimes are the best to commit before turning 20

  • @iburnedthegrassinmyfrontya9700

    I remember reading the diarrhea one on Reddit… it was the First thing I saw after opening the app and I was horrified but seeing Noel react to it actually made me laugh

  • @mastershadowreaper
    @mastershadowreaper Před 2 lety +5

    never in my 23 years have I ever used Reddit, and I feel blessed I never became a loser that uses it

  • @redlamb
    @redlamb Před 2 lety

    “You can be like …. Racecar .. not ready right now” I’m genuinely deceased

  • @JakeRanney
    @JakeRanney Před 2 lety +2

    Noel is giving off some uncanny valley energy in this vid

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 Před 2 lety +4

    Better title: *Why do men*

  • @ozcontent622
    @ozcontent622 Před rokem +4

    noel was definitely high as fuck in this video that’s my hypothesis

  • @boogityhoo7452
    @boogityhoo7452 Před 2 lety

    Lololol. Him staying "Yo" at the start sounds like a banger song about to drop when I hit the rewind over n over .

  • @uwu11
    @uwu11 Před 2 lety +2

    It was great to see a colab with my two favorite youtubers, Niel Moller and Noel Miller

  • @TheCockGobbler
    @TheCockGobbler Před rokem +3

    Noel looks stoned as hell in this vid

  • @Carmilosbackyard
    @Carmilosbackyard Před 2 lety +3

    I really needed to start my day off right cause college do be rough out here

  • @drew9597
    @drew9597 Před 2 lety +1

    *_Seeing the thumbnail_*
    "You had my curiosity, now you have my attention."

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 Před rokem +2

    Imagine if this is your first Noel Miller video and someone probably already made this joke so you know what it is.

  • @leinaamatsuji-berry561
    @leinaamatsuji-berry561 Před 2 lety +4

    Love reading surrealist AU fics on r/confessions

  • @ChrisPie1525
    @ChrisPie1525 Před 2 lety +4

    Noel, you're my dude, for real, but I can't click on any videos of yours anymore when I eat. Because just when I think this is a safe video... it very quickly isn't. Thanks B.

  • @vegetableoil3037
    @vegetableoil3037 Před 2 lety +2

    off topic but I just threw a cement brick onto my couch and it broke lol

  • @joybird144
    @joybird144 Před 2 lety

    thank you for being so funny Noel going through the worst breakup of my life and youre videos about guys storing their own shit and pissing all over public bathrooms is bringing me some comfort and laughter 💗💗💗

  • @ueuuehhh9748
    @ueuuehhh9748 Před 2 lety +6

    I absolutely love these type of you just speaking your thoughts videos im drunk and I want to say keep it up they make me feel sane how u think of stuff is so rational and honest and self aware god bless you

  • @khalilahd.
    @khalilahd. Před 2 lety +3

    Been waiting for this weeks upload. I need a good laugh 😂

  • @punkybrewstar83
    @punkybrewstar83 Před 2 lety +1

    There are clearly LOTS of people like pee guy out there. I used to do the night-shift at Starbucks on the weekends, with the only bathroom open in the entire central city. We had to clean that bathroom...
    One of the many reasons I am such a cold, heartless, cynic nowadays.

  • @gwen4477
    @gwen4477 Před 2 lety

    “It was a bit amusing for me to plaster the seat in my piss and leave it a big mess for somebody else to clean” 😀

  • @nairzo5274
    @nairzo5274 Před 2 lety +3

    What Noel needs to do is look at the TikTok Reddit accounts and look at the comments of those because people actually say their stories and not for points

  • @viceversa5225
    @viceversa5225 Před 2 lety +9

    Two goofs in and I decided I'll watch this when I'm not on my lunch.

  • @katiafuller2708
    @katiafuller2708 Před 2 lety

    i was physically and emotionally unprepared for the first one