Are tall people dumb?
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Come to Seattle!!!!
come to nashville and i will 🤨🤨
11 minutes of noel trying to convince us he should be a race car driver
😂😂
he should lol
I realized this like 6 mins in LOLLL
trying to convince himself his parents loved him
Saw title, clicked, read this comment while add played, now more confused
Nvm i got it
Glad to see Noel still coming to terms with his height.
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Finally its here .
Mfer called himself petite and I'm here for it
Its called coping
Beta.
how tall is he?
I'm 6'3 and I've never thought about how slim my chances of becoming a racecar driver really are until now.
Who could've guessed the "glass ceiling" was actually referring to the car's sunroof
Bro im 6'4 and I wanna drive a fxckin race car and im gonna
I just imagined some giraffe ass dude driving a race car with their head sticking out the sunroof i'm fuckin dying
I’m 6’3 and I’m dumb as hell so I agree with noel
The tallest f1 driver was 6’3”. George russell is 6’1”
lol
You could've also been a jockey Noel. Take heart knowing you've got options.
“tall people are built like basketball hoops… they’re just opinions with legs” -noel miller (2018)
It still hurts me noel, I think about this quote every day to humble me
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear em
@@AxxLAfriku donate your muscles to charity quick!!!!!
Good, cry about it (Short Kings International, 2022)
@@NikoLiberty1000 I’m sorry I can’t hear you from down there you’re gonna have to speak up
@@emilygreenebean It's all good cuz in a couple years you'll be in hearing distance after you're inevitably hunched over from crippling back problems. mfs gonna end up being built like pythagorean theorem triangles 😴
Noel: *tries to convince me the videos not really about cars*
Also Noel: *proceeds to talk about cars*
literally 😂😂😂
Never let people know your next move
@@theirtheyrethere7946 lmao hy, something like that lol
i would like to vocalize that this thread has me slappin my knees like a goblin
@@curseyehamewho i second that. this thread has me neighing like a dog
idk about race cars but anyone who’s ever successfully driven while i’m on the road is an athlete in my eyes
Noel: “Can we talk about the current political climate of Nascar drivers?”
Im 6’6 but I tell people I’m 6’2 so I can gaslight other guys into thinking they’re shorter than they actually are
Absolutely D E V I O U S
i love you
Respect
Satan would like to know your location.
An ally! 💖
As a short king enjoyer myself, glad to finally see we’re dunking on tall men. If you have to duck to use the shower, you are not welcome in my home!!! Installing limbo bars everywhere to keep them out
all fun and games until he puts your groceries on the highest shelves in the kitchen
@@Kyle-ty3ff i will literally climb😂 tall people can’t climb 😭😭😭
@@Kyle-ty3ff we just stand on the counter
@@godlytyungodly that a short people comeback i respect it short king/ally ✊🏾
@@pedroluna4143 😎😎😎😎🖤
Not one mention of the huge G forces they experience throughout the multi hour long race. Hydration loss? Being able to repeatedly drive as fast as possible for hours on end?
People can’t just do that
we get it Noel, you could be an F1 driver because you're short.
noel engaging in tallphobia i love to see it
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Tall girl 1 and 2 warned us of this
@Nonaya Bidness sadly I don't know, but at least we have the moral high ground
@Nonaya Bidness as a jimin stan you are not allowed to be against us shorties
@@danaidaccesss6241 lol
Awww hearing Noel refer to himself as petite is jus....so adorable. Good job Noel standing up for yourself.
Was he standing… couldn’t tell
doubt he's standing up for himself, gonna need a stool or sum'n
no way sylvain durif is watching noel miller omg
Can you put the time he said it please
You see I feel like you pfp is you (prolly not though) and it is unsettling me.
As a 6 foot dude, I am amazed by F1 drivers all the time. Anyone who says its not a sport has not looked into it deep enough. I have driven an F1 car, Have a racing simulator at home, and drive a mustang GT. I can tell you right now, driving a car at high speeds takes a whole lot more muscle than throwing a ball down a field. The wheel wants to fight you the entire time. Most people have not been over 130 MPH. When you pass that point, it fees like you are floating. The car is responsive to your every move. You dont understand how it feels to floor a sports car (its not a good idea) So to those that say driving is not a sport, please try to take a lap with me at Irwindale Speedway. It will change your perspective really quick. Thanks Noel for your perspective as usual! Absolutely love the content and am planning on going to your show this year!
How is it physically strenuous though? How does it count as exercise if you’re just sitting there? If that counts as a sport then so does flying a plane
@@bobsburgers8497 force.
How tf did you come to drive an F1 car? That just sounds like bs to me
Lewis was beating adults at remote control racing when he was like 3 years old before karting. No doubt there is innate skill/talent involved in terms of reaction time, spotting braking zones etc
can confirm, I'm 3 inches tall and I'm the smartest person ever
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Are you Graymatter from the famous Cartoon Network program “Ben 10”?
@@Chkprofilename oh thank goodness. I've been waiting
This is true, I was the inches
glad to see noel coming to terms with the fact that he's now a formula 1 commentary youtuber
I’m two minutes in and I’m waiting for him to pull out pics of all the F1 drivers’ muscles. Edit: not Chet hanks 💀
😂😂😂this is so underrated
F1 is DEFINITELY a sport, but NASCAR definitely isn't lol,
As someone who grew up competitively karting for years and is 6’ 3”, there are no lies here. All my teammates who continued on professionally were short kings.
This is Noel’s persuasive speech for his speech class
I can barely drive to Wendy’s without hitting 3 curbs, I couldn’t imagine being a racecar driver. Regardless of how you look at it, it’s impressive
@@princepark1013 it’s a ✨joke✨
If you're not scraping you aren't racing
woah a women admiting theyre ass at driving insane
@@nyxx7813 woman*, woah a man admitting he’s dumb!
classic
as a tall person who enjoys motorsport and cars by extension, i feel like im getting mixed signals from this video
I’m getting mixed signals from Noel’s hat. Is he a hipster? British?
@@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope definitely British
LMFAOO “you might be sitting next to a short dude right now” and my boyfriend walks out of the room
Short guys are too funny LOL
I’m so happy my sister forced me to watch drive to survive with her cause it gave me such an appreciation towards Motorsports, especially F1 it’s so intense seeing the pressure these people go through
As a non short king, it saddens me that I can't participate in sports like this due to height. Sitting bow legged in a kart looking like some bozo driving his kid's power wheels is already embarrassing enough.
Lookin like the grinch when he hopped in The Who’s whip
F
At least you can get bitches. I’d take that over being able to drive a go kart any day. I can just drive my car either way
@@Colecruzin lmaooo perfect reference.
@@Wizard_Of_Self thank you it was wasn’t it 🙏🏼
I can't believe Noel tricked me into watching a video about racecar driving.
Speaking about G tolerance. The stamina race car drivers have to withstand the g force on turns is mind blowing. If you really think there is nothing athletic behind that you probably never drove something motorized.
So livid oml
I don't think people realize the pressure that you have an your body the whole time and literally pissing your self... because you can't leave. Also if the racers aren't athletes their team is for sure. You see how fast they change the tires and check everything it's crazy.
Pit crews are definitely athletic
Pissy kings
lil pissboys go skrrt skrrt
Pissing yourself does not make you an athlete
@@LottieDeLuscious yeah but manually turning your car at over 100mph is, turn a whole care with only your body power no automatic system to help. And tell me how exhausting you are after 10 minutes lmao
In school my entire class got into a talls vs shorts war. It finally boiled over and the physical education teacher put together a talls vs short week of games to finally settle the score.
The tall kids won basketball, and the "shorts" won volleyball, floor hockey, ultimate frisbee, soccer and dodgeball.
It never bothered us short kids again when the tall kids made jokes about us.
dang u slayed ✨💕 ok but the short people always be speedy quick and scary when playing sports 😳😳
@@addison_deez Small sport goblins, dashing all over the field. As soon as you touch the ball they will swarm you. All jokes aside, at my old school we had winter sports and teams where split up by skill, from D to A with the "worst" team being D obviously. I was in C team but A and B team were filled with short dudes, with like 1 or 2 above average guys.
Damn the shorties won volleyball? The talls must have been unco as fuck
@@beatleboy3196 yeah my family is relatively small, and my older sister’s soccer coach would tell her that she was very small but then would go out into to the field and truck people like half a foot taller than her. It’s pretty fun to watch. Shorties for the win
This feels like a fake story because I suck at basketball and I’m 6’6 the only sport my height gives me and advantage at is volleyball
This was an incredible video, those 11 minutes really flew by! I'd love to watch more videos like this, nice work Noel and Noah!
That neck part got me🤣🤣
noel fighting for his species is unexpected but it didn't surprise me
as a tall teen, yeh we are quite dumb
Unexpected but unsurprising? You might be kinda dumb babe, one love regardless tho
It's not your fault, everyone knows there's less oxygen the higher up you are.
Hey now don’t speak for all of em
Yeah dog we’re a lil dumb
@@YoIsthatJuiceboxSupreme exactly lol
If I hear him say st louis one more time I’m gonna go into my villain arc
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Im from St Louis, but broke so hearing him talk about it is taunting me.
Tall people are the Mario Kart Bowser of our society
This is prolly the smartest video you ever put out and it's about driving. Amazing.
"You have to short to be a race car driver"
"You have to be ugly"
"You can't be 6ft and be an F1 driver"
6ft 1 Esteban Ocon and 6ft George Russell: 😐
I was hoping someone would point this out so I could just add engagement to their comment instead of having to make my own, so thank you!
@@jasonbrady4894 np lol
Well yeah you gotta be tall to play in the nba but there are still players under 6ft. Its just exceptions to the rule
@@callanc3925 I can name 4 out of 20 drivers in f1 who are over 6ft so I would say it's understandable that tall ppl can be in f1, it's not a short person sport. The recent world champion, Max Verstappen, is even tall, 5'11". You don't think f1 and think oh shit that's a short person sport, I can't be in it. The shortest person is yuki tsunoda who's 5'2" but the average height is 5'9" in f1 since 9 out of 20 are over 5'9" and 3 are 5'8". Also yes I had to Google for stats for the average😅
*takes a joke way too serious*
Would've never guessed that Noel had a majority female audience lmao
i’m not surprised- a female viewer
i wouldve, as a girl
i guessed- a female viewer
if you’ve been to one of his shows you’ll know a lot of lesbians love noel
@@skid2894 Its crazy because I thought I remembered Cody ko saying his audience was mostly male a few years back and I figured since Noel's part of the tmg cinematic universe it'd be the same lol
Noel you just made a lot of tall people mad and a lot of short people laugh
“Guy named marlon underscore Humphrey” - one of the best corners in the NFL lmao
so satisfying that the color of noel's hat matches his eyes
all of these people would have an anxiety attack if they were on any starting grid. Driving fast is one thing, driving fast when everyone is trying to get around you while driving fast is something else.
Ever driven on a Cali freeway?
It’s also fucking hard in general. I went to an actual racing simulator place with the kind of setup that actual drivers would use and they have to turn down the steering wheel torque so it doesn’t break your fingers.
@@nickmagwood9200 The speed limit on a Cali freeway according to google is 55 mph and the highest in the united states goes upto about 80 mph.
Formula one cars reach an average of 223 miles per hour 😑
@@steel5101 is this a woosh moment?
@@beatleboy3196 lol tbh it could be. I thought they were undermining the professional driver's abilities 😅my b
Here I am. Sitting, eye to knee. Laughing. 🤣🤣
Weird that I haven't seen anyone bring up what is the obvious parallel to my mind, Esports
the yeah they’re athletes, in a mental way instead of physical, reaction times and muscle memory, like how chess is still considered a sport.
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Nobody considers chess a sport lmao
Professional driving is absolutely athletic. It's not the same athletics as most other sports, but I'd wager that 99% of people couldn't drive a Nascar for more than an hour, even if they're a good driver.
Yeah the whole "athletes need to move control their body in ways normal people cant" literally means race car drivers are athletes. You have to move your body to drive, the vast majority of people cant drive a car at high speed reliably because they dont have that much control over their bodily movements
Man, fuck Nascar - F1 drivers are under insane conditions. They're literally sitting on top of a blazing engine, lose like 2kg of water weight in one race, and expereince more G forces than astronauts because they're going 200mph around a corner.
@@paigeconnelly4244 okay chill. You're right but I was just using nascar as an example. Nascar drivers also lose around 5 pounds from sweating, just so you know.
@@paigeconnelly4244 NASCAR races are generally longer though, and there's the Indy 500 too. I don't think you need to be measuring dick sizes when clearly both sports are a test of your endurance.
@@paigeconnelly4244 Xenop might just be from somewhere that Nascar racing is more popular than F1. Over where I am V8 super cars are more enjoyed than most other forms of car racing. No need to go ballistic.
i’m glad ur making this stand up type content bro it seems a lot more ur vibe keep it up brotha
The age old question of would you rather be too tall to drive a racecar or too short for the rollercoaster
"You have to be loved by both of your parents" well shit.
This reminds me of when my bald grandpa makes fun of my long hair.
Short kings can be a race car driver and be athletic, yet tall people can’t be both. Crazy
I am thrilled to announce I am bussing to this
I love how Noel calls All Pro NFL cornerback Marlon Humphrey a "dude on twitter"
to the rest of the world he is a guy on twitter because only americans watch their own kind of football
What is an NFL ? Is it crypto ?
No one knows who this is outside of your island bro
Who?
@@bleeem is that why the NFL is having games in Mexico, Germany and the UK this year?
Imagine losing 3-4 kg every race and feeling Gs on a level most ppl have never felt, a slight tap on the back tyre by another car and you're into the wall with a 51G shunt and then calling it not a sport. If a guy is built well, but sucks at evry sport, is he still an athlete? I don't think athletes are all just how many pushups can you do
They actually lose weight like that ?! how so
@@angiewie water loss from sweat etc, it's really crazy
@@angiewie I imagine adrenal response plays into it
@@angiewie water is most of the weight but I can guarantee that their heart is at like 150 the entire time
@@mikehawk. damn, way more intense than i thought
The wheel control on a car going that fast is insane
this conversation broke my brain
To distract from the tallphobia, did that one reply really say golf wasn't a sport?? I don't even play golf but wtf is it then. You try to swing that club and not pull 50 muscles.
straight up i go to a driving range for half an hour to just smack some balls around and the next day my whole body hurts lmao
Just because it's not incredibly strenuous and inaccessible doesn't mean it isn't a sport which is possibly why people don't wanna acknowledge it is a sport.
As a tall person, I can say, without a doubt, not even a sliver: the whole alphabet fore-wards. You tell me who’s dumb 😏
Forwards is impressive, but what about backwards 🤨👀
What about diagonally🤨💋
@@TheHolySandwich o shiit
@@TheHolySandwich What about vertically?
Alternate title: short man rants and raves about tall people for 11 minutes
Bro got baited by the letterman🤣
Sometimes I wonder how Noel's perspective on short people would change if one day ge just hit a late growth spurt and shot up to like 6'1.
if he’s ever hitting a growth spurt this short king act is over
Noel just sounded like every NASCAR fan I’ve ever envisioned at 2:18
noel sneaks racing content into my feed like I sneak probiotics into my cat’s fancy feast
this is one of my favorite videos you've put up in a while. keep it up man :)
yes
Sorry you were born a shorty 😕
yes
I love it when he comes in here and talks about race sports despite knowing those vids get less views. I got into F1 cause of his streams and it’s such an entertaining sport, keep your passion alive Noel ! We love the vroom vroom content
(please bring out the wheel…)
"Tire Fire" why was that so funny, what a roast Noel.
5'8" isn't a short king. fight me, Noel
"You cant be a big dumbass six-foot race car driver in a formula one car thats for sure"
Esteban Ocon is punching the air as we speak.
Underrated comment
i know you clowned the whole neck thing but very few people would be able to race in f1 optimally without their neck getting absolutely demolished
“ a dude on Twitter” literally an All Pro Cornerback 😂
I wanted to go this weekend soooo bad… and you’re right there is nothing else to do😭
our short king Noel against the tall ones 🙏
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As a race car driver, I can confidently say being physically fit would help. I do endurance road course as well as open road rallies and after a weekend of racing, I'm useless for a couple of days because I feel like I've been beaten up by an angry mob. Also, when I do the road rallies, my driver (I'm navigator) is 6'3", so...
These newer videos just feel like Noel is doing standup at us
me in highschool trying to convince the lunch table that marching band is a sport
Leave it to Noel to ask the important questions 👏🏽
I think you conflated the argument "are drivers athletes" with "is racing a sport". I think, or rather hope, that no one is stupid enough to say motorsports are not a sport.
Nevertheless, I come down firmly on the side that not only is racing a sport but the top level drivers are indeed athletes. I think hand-eye coordination is an extremely important athletic ability that is important in every sport (not to diminish the skill of coordinating your feet, but I have never heard the expression foot-eye coordination).
but if it's mostly about brains and reflexes wouldn't you say its athleticism is similar to playing video games? a lot of people also classify playing video games as a sport so you know
it’s like chess kinda not much moving of the body just brain stuff
Show me another sporting event where the participants lose 5-6 pounds throughout the event it’s crazy people are this dense
are the pit crew dancers? there's choreography
racecar drivers idk but those pitstop boys deserve their own league
Somewhere between an nfl linebacker and a faze trickshotter
I am 6' 2" and can confirm. I am dumb
me being a 6ft tall girl sitting here being called an “oaf” while i agree it’s a sport 👁👄👁
Mari mi
Noel having a full minute bit of ripping on tall people who wanted to be racecar drivers is like my closest cousin telling me he always hated me, damn
DELIVER A SPECIAL ITEM ACROSS GRASS GOT ME
bruh I'm a 5'2" dude and I still feel called out for being too tall and dumb lmao
“Dipshits like you who can scratch their eyebrows with their knees sitting down” okay that one got me…
Lmaooooo this vid is on point.... straight facts
Loved this vid
I've only ever gone karting twice, but that shit requires a ton of skill. Racing is 100% a sport
So if it requiring skill makes it a sport, is oil painting a sport? 🤔
@@js8qp2pwisos yup
@@js8qp2pwisos I think some things are arts and other things are sports. I'd say racing is an art. It requires more technique than physical prowess. I'd say a sport like boxing is also a bridge between sport and art as an intellegent boxer beats a hothead any day of the week.
@@js8qp2pwisos oil painting is not competitive, for something to be a sport in my eyes it must be competitive, E-sports requires skill and knowledge, boxing and chess require skill and knowledge to get a win over other the adversary, is that simple
if having a skill makes it a sport, then is chess a sport?
As a tall person I can confirm that we are in fact dumb. I am a bimbo and I own it.
You can play darts and billiards drunk. You cannot however, drive and F1 car drunk
I have zero interest in racing and shit, but I enjoy hearing Noel talk about it, simply because I love seeing people discuss their personal interests. It’s so cool to hear someone talk about the shit they really love. Even if I don’t care for it. I just enjoy people’s happiness :3
Me 5’8. Noel. We the same height.
We smart
The amount of tall people shaming in this video was truly commendable, I salute you soldier 🫡 💪
As a tall man I’m in tears
if you cant join em, beat em
I could never drive a car that goes that fast
You can be geneticly gifted with reaction time
I'm european so I grew up with my dad watching f1 evry weekend that it was on. I thought this is not sport but that doesn't mean I wasn't aware of how dangerous it is, there's accidents all the time. The tweet comparing it to golf or bowling I think is quite spot on
bowling and golf doesn't require quick thinking, constant processing of information, applying your skill repeatedly for a long duration, the prediction of what other drivers will do and simply trusting your life with other drivers. The mental game in motorsport and especially f1 is a whole different game.
Soccer's a real sport that short people can be good at.