I "Eat" Every Flavor of Takis
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- čas přidán 4. 03. 2021
- You've been eating Takis wrong your whole life but that's okay. My review will show you the CORRECT way to fully enjoy Takis.
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Mark: Can you pay me a sponsorship entirely in powder?
Takis: What the actual fuck
Lmao yea that's probably how it went
Lmao
Markiplier: I suck all the dust and spit the rest.
Me: Ayo WTF are you doing!?
Edit: Holy crap I have over 50 likes
This is way to funny
Maybe they thought he meant the coke xD
I now know WAY too much information about Takis
Hello Mr Patterrz
OMG HI
Sup
Hi patterrz!
Also-
T e l l m e y o u r w i s d o m
@@MaggotPuppy mommmm
"I did not want money I wanted to be paid in powder,"
My brain: cocaine?
Mark: continues to talk about takis like an addiction.
OH. MY. GOD. Takis are powdered in colored cocane.
@@Slimechildinexilelmaospicy colored cocaine
Mark is like that person who changes completely once he gets comfortable around someone
problem being that he got comfortable with his entire audience
Not really a problem its hilarious
Marks next video:
“I’m in the hospital again”
@hsjsgs gsjsgs Wow, I like your name. How'd you get it, hsjsgs gsjsgs?
And to follow up is a vid by Alex scolding him again.
Hell yea so true
lmao ikr
Mark's next video: Guys, so today I'm here to explain why I took too long to post thi- *vomits* uhg... Video...
Mark: “Why won’t they sponsor me?”
Also Mark: Sucking off Takis like he owes a debt.
OMFG. UNDERRATED COMMENT
Why did you word this comment this way?😂😂
You made me exhale joy sir.
@@veilfrab2888 well I am a ma’am but happy to be of exhaling joy service lol
@@VladimirJacinthe chaotic videos need chaotic comments lol
I never thought I would intentionally rewatch a video of markiplier sucking on a bunch of takis again after 2 years
I love how he sounds like a taki junkie and his pupils are the size of pinholes
Same but the way he eats them still makes the voices louder
Same
me neither tbh...
Like fr me too lol
The way mark "eats" Takis is like buying a thanksgiving turkey, taking the wishbone and throwing away the rest of it.
I think it's more like eating the crispy skin and throwing away the meat 😂 Truthfully, a nice crispy skin is the best part of a turkey, but you can't just skip the meat
The “eat” being in quotes horrified me.
suck
@@ZzDanishzZ no u
I-
I specifically don't like how he DOESN'T chew the chip, and just sucks off the powder-
@@MaggotPuppy i thought i was the only one. it annoys me so much XD
@@MaggotPuppy right it feels so wasteful 😂
I mean, I lick powder off chips, but then I proceed to eat said chip
Mark: why won’t takis sponsor me?
Also mark: only sucks off the spice
I can’t put into words how much this triggered me
The is true
I've been looking for a comment specifying whether or not you're supposed to **eat** the chip or just suck off the dust, because I am not able to eat Takis
@@StarPichu12 Can't say that I'm surprised, tbh
@@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh why lol but he needs a pickle
My toxic trait is that this video repulses me but I keep coming back to watch it
Everytime I eat Takis, I come back to this video.
The way Mark eats Takis is like watching this video without commenting about how Mark eats Takis
I think I figured out why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him...
“It’s like drugs.”
*doesn’t eat all of the takis just the powder*
“When i opened the bag, I got depressed.”
“Takis actually have a lot of suckability.”
Ah hell na, I'm addicted to takis and I think of it as a drug. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔
@@kidgonemissing first of all what
You forgot, "it looks like Shrek's turds!"
@@samuelbutton7185 I didn’t end up watching the whole video lmao 😂. But yet another very good example as to why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Pfft
you forgot " (in reference to john cena) He can eat my chips after im done sucking the good stuff off of it"
mark: puts taki in his mouth.
me: chewing on my frosted flakes.
mark: spits taki out.
me: gags on frosted flakes.
He he I gave the 69th like 😏
i was eating a creme egg and i dropped it in my tea then had to scoop it out with burning fingers
I saw "Takis" and knew I shouldn't watch while eating. 😅
Just came back from the store with takis, now it's time to eat it with mark
I wasnt sure y he was making those noises then it just popped out
IVE NEVER "DAUFUQ?ed SO HARD💀
The way mark “eats” Takis is like eating the cookie on the Oreo and throwing away the filling.
I’d say it’s closer to only eating the filling and throwing away the cookie, since like just like takis powder, the filling of an Oreo is kind of the draw of the product.
Nah the cookie is superior to the filling
I don't like the filling I like the actual cookie.And I eat the cookie first then the filling.
if they only sold the oreo cookie, i’d eat that stuff way more than normal oreos
nah it's more like eating the filling and throwing the cookie, it's something i used to do as a kid
The way mark eats Taki’s is like unwrapping a sweet, throwing it away and eating the wrapper
"I "Eat" every flavor of Takis"
"I "Suck" the flavor powder off expired Takis"
Fun fact, expired non-fresh products like Takis, chips, and cookies dont actually go bad. They lose flavor after the expiration date and may become stale but they dont actually become inedible.
@@rykoshuxero That reminds me of how my dad actually _prefers_ expired cereal because he likes the stale taste.
@@sweetsour4375 I could never do that
Bruh imagine there's some guy that snort Takis powder.....
@@tadanohiro5065 please no
Mark: *spits out soggy takis*
Everyone: *audible crying*
I read it as "edible crying" at first.
Exactly! It’s soggy and uggghhhhhh i am traumatized LMAO
@CowoO oh my god lol do you guys not like the crunchy chips part like I am having trouble understanding 😂
i dont feel good about this :(.
If you're hearing audible crying you might want to check yourself in somewhere.
10:46 Lyxian didn’t need to do him like that😂
To make homemade taki powder here it is
1tbsp Sugar
1/2tbsp Onion powder
1/2tbsp Paprika
1/2 tbsp Cayenne powder
1/2tsp Chili's árbol powder
1tsp Citric acid
1/2tsp Turmeric
1/2tsp Red powder
Thank god mark never saw this comment, he would've od'd on powder
“There is nothing weird about the way I eat takis” has the same energy as “I’m not a masochist”
Absolutely
This comment needs more attention lmao
Yeah mean, it's a lie?
o h m y g o d i t d o e s
No, _stronger._
I FULLY believe he really ate that whole bag like that and Lixian just spared us
Lixian and Nerdfiction edited
"Ate"
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 they meant he “ate” them and didn’t actually eat them because he sucks on them like a mad lad
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 Ok How Bout This HUH, Tell Me If You Like This. B)
@@travis_loves_cougars6451 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? WHATS A LOWER CASE LETTER?
The way Mark eats Takis is like ripping the skin off of fried chicken and just leaving the chicken part 💀
The way Mark “eats” Takis is like making a sandwich, and only eating the crust.
he did it, he's back to hopefully yelling at brand
hey didnt think id see you here
Who disliked this comment
GROM
999 forever
Is mordhau ded
Mark: *puts Taki in mouth, sucks off the flavoring, spits out the chip-remnant*
Me: Nope. NopeNopeNope.
its honestly like physically gross
he says he eats every flavor of taki.... not the tortilla.
@@danieldacanay8811 me to at the start I forgot he did that and I was expecting him to chew it
It made me uncomfortable.
I can't even watch the video 😂 my goodness just chew themmmm 😆
mark: why wont they sponsor me
also mark: spits out the guacamole taki and the bufallo taki
A few days ago I've seen Takis for the first time ever here in Austria. They were blue and somehow appealing... but then I read "with artificial flavors" prominent on the front, so I didn't buy them xD
Imagine being corn and spending your whole life in a field until someone harvests you and you get sent to a Taki's processing factory to be sold in a store. Then after days of waiting you see a man approach you and bring you home for consumption, only to have him suck the powder off of you and spit you onto a paper towel while recording a youtube video. That's what you're doing here Mark
Imagine this scene in Sausage Party
Poor corn
Lol
You just canceled, Mark. What have you done....
I lick all the powder then eat the tortilla
mark doesn’t “eat” the takis, he sucks the living soul out of them
Lmao
That good good suck
Lol the powder is mostly the flavor
The BIG SUCC
He's not a takis eater, he's a takis reaper.
"I would NEVER eat this, and i would NEVER wanna suck this" is my new iconic line
Greatest quotes “Mark” “ I would never eat this or suck it”💀
I feel like one of the reasons why Takis didn't sponsor him is because he eats them like a psychopath
I would like but then it wouldn’t be 69
Facts
Can it really be called eating?
@@megu0609 i think its called "slurping"
@@joshuagonzales2045 I'm gagging
Title: 'I "Eat""
Me: "Huh that's a little weird."
*Mark spits out Taki*
Me: "Oh god."
Amy: "What, you've never seen him eat Taki's before?"
[Deceased #1] "No, never!"
@@potatonumber200 momento mori 😞
Oh god oh fuck
its takis not taki i live in mexico thats why i know (there made in mexico)
Viewers from this mysterious channel, totally understand Mark's strange Taki habit.
the way mark ‘eats’ takis is like drawing on paper with an apple pencil
Seeing Mark trying to be a Takis Connoisseur is so funny to me
This should be called “Having a mental breakdown while sucking on takis”
Mark never learned how to suck on his thumb as a kid, so he went for the next best thing and carried it to his adulthood.
@@AnubisFactsGames He couldn't afford thumbs as a child
That would be it if it was an Unus annus video😞
Everyone: Eats normally
Mark: **Eats like a literal monster**
yes. *Sivert go down my spine*
@@steam_demon do you mean *"shivers go down my spine?"* lol
Bruh
@@rainbowcattail3367 SHRIVEL!!
@@rainbowcattail3367 nope my spine literally shriveled too im super short now oop
I gotta say. This is genuinely a masterpiece of a video, start to finish. I’ve watched it so many times over the years
The way mark “eats” takis is the equivalent of throwing away a phone and just using the phonecase
Whenever he spits them out for a few seconds I'm like "did he not like them that much??" And then I'm like no he's just fucking wierd.
I guess you didn’t watch all of Unus Annus since he ate Takis like that in one of the videos
I mean I wouldn't actually eat them either, all corn chips are woesome. Now if they had that kind of powdery goodness on potato based chips though...
@@RoseRampage_ Unus Annus?
I totally agree with you lol. All of my friends and sisters hate spicy foods except takis and do this, but they LICK instead if just putting it in their mouth. It's stupid-_-
@@propelledgaming9441 oh, you poor soul.
Anyone else want a T-shirt that says "I survived Markiplier's Taki review" on it.
Omfg yesss
Sure how much?
Yes
✨ Y E S ✨
Me pls lmao
The way mark put quotes around eat gets me everytime, it’s so funny
I died when he realized all of the chips are expired🤣🤣
not the worst thing the mailman has seen coming up his walkway tbh
Hahaha yes!
nothing quite like that one time he was gagged and recieveing pancakes on a paddle :)
Lps Emily! Ack, I remember watching you when I was younger. I hope you're doing well! 🛐😩
@@misxfitx that never happened
@@taylora6122 it did??
Mark: freely advertises takis for free
Taki: yeah no you eat them like a toddler, can’t sponsor
maybe its his payback for not sponsoring him
@@omrmohammed5095 Gasp, You think outside the box, like a fellow big brain would. Congratulations.
@@greenturts460 Hello, I would like to tender my application to the big brain gang. I have very many qualifications to be a fellow big brain. Such as:
MASSIVE BRAIN
I think the way mark eats taki's is torture
Im subscribed to pewdiepie
I liked this video
Please consider my application.
Sincerely
Your soon-to-be fellow big brain
The Dude That read your comment on the internet
I wanna watch him try the flavors that's came out over the last couple years
Rewatching this in 2023 horrifying flashbacks of mark "eating" takis
I knew _immediately_ this was just going to be Mark sucking on Takis.
Unus annus
Revolting yet I'm fixated. I cant turn away from this freudian display.
(That rhymed)
No no, succc
@@violet-dk1hj wat that
@@violet-dk1hj we don't say that 'round here
At least the mailman only caught him eating Takis. Imagine if he got caught doing something REALLY embarrassing like eating breakfast with a friend while using s*x toys..... Thank goodness that never happened!
That would be crazy🏃
Imagine all the people who have no idea what that's a reference to... I mean.. just like me! That would be very strange if that ever happened somehow haha..
IKR ! LIKE SO EMBARRASSING
ugh i miss [REDACTED] sm
That would be terribly embarrassing 🙂
The way mark “eats” takis is like pouring a drink into a shot glass and then drinking from the bottle
The fact he forgot the literal iconic blue takis is actually funny and infuriating at the same time😂
But he did… at the end. Did you miss that?
No that was zombie not blue
Nope! it’s at the very end 24:45 is where he tries it
Mark: **Spits out Taki**
Me: “Oh yeah, forgot he did that.”
So did I. I didn't want to be reminded
I also forgot he did that. Not happy to be reminded
You literally read my mind 😂
yeah i forgot too tbh. then i realized same reaction
i thought the exact same thing lol
Ethan after Unus annus: healthy, taking mental breaks, never better
Mark after Unus Annus: this, pop tarts, sour patch, etc. no more stomach
"Del Monte is Dead to me"
What’s unus annas wink wink it was never even a Chanel wink wink we shouldn’t talk about things that don’t exist WINK WINK!!!
@@MrRice-mr8sr wink wink
*wink, wink* never heard of Unus Annus...
Y'all good? Why are you guys talking abiut something that never exsisted? Electric chair/J
I love takis cause of the crunch and spice so seeing mark taking out that entire part is diabolical
U need the texture with the powder, not just the powder
im currently eating takis and i tried to use his technique. ive never been so disappointed in my life
Mark : **Eating Every Flavour Of Takis !!!**
Mark 2 Days Later : **I'm In The Hospital Again ...**
well its been 6 days
For... what, the 4th time?
Ikr I have heard you can litteraly burn ur stomache
"I didn't ask to be paid in money, I asked to be paid in *powder*"
Mark, maybe they didn't sponsor you due to miscommunication
Underrated comment XD
when i first heard him say "POWDER" i first thought about that sugar powder
@@mintymonkey1758 like the white powder
@@rolopolo4720 mmmm yeah the white powder
@@mintymonkey1758 sheesh
The way mark ate those takis scared me for life💀
The way mark “eats” takes is like buying a game throwing out the disc and keeping the case
Mark: "Maybe these are different if i bite them?"
Internet: "Daring today, aren't we?"
This was a high quality comment. Thank you good person.
@@jfsf4368 agreed
i am thoroughly convinced that the only reason Taki’s didn’t sponsor Mark is because he just sucks the flavor off
HAHA
However, we would’ve gotten a less cringe video if they just sent him the powder
Thats what she said
I suck the flavor off too.
@@Emma7878 Oooo
Mark: wondering why takis wouldn’t sponsor him.
Takis: WELL MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT CHEW THE GOD DAMN CHIP MARK?!?
Lixian had to watch wet, bare Takis fall out of Mark’s mouth for at least like an hour. I’ve never felt so bad for an editor
Try like, probably three hours.
He doesn't get la yes enough for this
And the sounds 😩
There are 3 different camera angles, a separate audio channel that has to be synced, and multiple custom assets that were used. Lyxian most likely had to spend at least 4-8 hours having to watch Mark suck on Takis like a disgusting madman.
@@lordlemmingman jesus christ
Every time I see Mark put a chip in his mouth and I don’t hear a crunch, my soul dies a little.
I actually never got these because they don't have them in my country, but there like chip's than? Just curious.
@@tiuritemple4821 they are tortilla chips with strong spices on them which makes them so known for their spice. How marks eating it is kinda like eating chips and salsa without the chips
Im only givin u respect cause u have wolff in ur name. Ur lucky
When I read it I was like oh yeah true lol, and then it happened and I actively focused on it.
*I felt myself d i e*
@@eaganyoung8163 your names eagen stop talking your not doing nothing go dive off a 8 story building
The way mark "eats" takis is like buying a pizza, opening the pizza box, cutting of the crust, eating the crust before finally throwing away the rest of the pizza.
Me eating raymun noodles
"Hahaha your weak takis is no match compared to my spicy raymun 😂"
Mark: “Hey Doc, my stomach needs pumped today”
Doctor: “Welcome home Mark, your room is ready”
I can actually see this with how many times hes broken his bones
Mainly his nose for some reason...
Let's not forget what his trainer will think.....
@@mistermile7638 this man's been to the ER more times than he's been on holiday!
Every time I see one of these vids I'm like yeah next vid is gonna be about going to a hospital ain't it ...
Although, this Might help him to not get so many intestinal blockages...
I've heard that chili spice in moderation is good for clearing your guts.
2:42 Takis probably didn’t sponsor you because of the way you “eat” their chips
(Edit) I didn’t expect this comment to get so much attention I just wanna say thanks to everyone and I still love you Mark even with your flaws
Taki eating times
1:20
5:04
7:50 (magically appeared)
8:04
11:40
12:16
13:23 (magically appeared)
14:30
16:01
17:34
18:00
18:56
19:25
21:07
23:03
23:42
24:38
26:36
26:47
27:00
Yeh I think "Shrek's turds" might've sealed the deal lol
17:46
@@MrDeath3OOO yeah what he said was such an insult :(
“Chips”
and he also wants to seduce them with his tongue
Yeah and maybe the fact that he only liked prob 3 😁
the way mark eats takis is like peeling an apple and eating the skin
The only thing that bothers me more than watching mark spitting out takis is the way he opens the bag when he's just gonna eat two of them. PLEASE MARK HOW DO YOU STORE THOSE FOR LATER
I forgot that is the way he “eats” taki’s. Gives me the shivers.
What do you mean it's so graceful
He succ, not eat.
Same here, I was about to comment this
Why no chew?
What do you mean??
"I asked to be paid in _powder._ And they said no."
don't do drugs, kids.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wanna buy a box of thin mints
You just made me imagine snorting taki powder
@@jayhansen4918 dont. I was stupid and did it. I had a cold at the time and it disappeared. But so did my sense of smell plus all i felt was pain
@@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521 it got rid of the cold though, right?
I can imagine Mark talking to his son being like Markiplier the third get your butt over here right now, and try the new flavor of Takis
mark is like that crazy uncle that has a conspiracy theory about everything, and each one is strangely interesting.
True I’ve got an uncle like that
I literally just reloaded and now you’ve got over 100 likes what
I am that uncle.
This is his demo.
Crazy uncles and fascinated nephews n nieces.
I have 3 of these
@@littlehalflight oh
Mark: “Oh hey UPS guy.”
I bet he’s glad he wasn’t wearing a gag this time.....
that was so awkward LMAO
Oh yea, that’s right, that was a thing that happened
There was never a gag there’s no proof
Gosh, I miss that one.
Oh yeahhhh on [REDACTED]
the way mark "eats" takis is the equivalent of someone buying sushi and eating the seaweed on the outside
Imagine going to the store and seeing some guy buying every single bag of Takis in the entire store, and you look closer and it's Markiplier
XD
Omg seriously- I would've died-
And then you find out what he did to the takis.....
I’d be scared
such a waste tbh where he gonna put all those bags and soggy tortilla chips when he’s done 😓😅
Mark “eating” takis is like sucking the salt off of a pistachio and not eating the inside
Bro💀💀😂😂
I do that😈
@@beamlover- same
I do the exact smae thing with twizlers
@@mrpickles1245 Imagine eating twizlers
I have never seen someone “eat” Junk Food in such a disgusting yet fascinating manner as Mark does
Ha! I know right?
Let the man suck his damn chips
@@Yungantenna124 I've never seen somone say suck chips, and now I wish it stayed that way
Think about it takis are like straws and chips are chips it’s different
So not everybody eats them like this.. lol
I'm convinced that the reason Takis won't pay Mark in powder is because he would most likely coat himself entirely with it before snorting the powder like cocaine
I mean who wouldn't
Hehehe 😂
I'm weird and I smell the bags before I eat any. I've actually had the powder in my nose and let me tell you. That shit hurts
@ruinz94 my friends have done that with smarties, sugar cookies, M&M's, salt, a tater tot, and probably more that I don't know of
@@nightfalllove1750 how does one snort a crushed up tater tot
Like theoretically a crushed up tater tot would probably have like a mashed potato consistency and trying to snort it would be like sucking up paste like an insect with a proboscis
I never actually looked at snacks like this, but besides some chaos and insanity of this video, i really like spice too, and i never thought that chips shape could affect it
... I... I just want to know how the flavor changes if you actually munch.
If you lick the icing off of a cake all you get is icing flavor but if you munch the cake and icing you get a mixture of flavors. Same kind of idea shown here I believe.
I..I just wonder if you shut up
You only get dust if you lick, but if you munch then you also get the taste of the puff
Edit: Not sure what to actually call the "puff", but somebody here called it a "crunchy corn chip" so I'll just roll with that
Actual answer: it tastes like a dorito with no nacho cheese, but nice spice and it tastes nice
@@azn8r0wneyzs1 true but blue heat i don't know what the concept was
*I wouldn't sponsor someone who sucked on my chips like a ring pop either*
I would HAHA
Ikr
OOOOOF
That sounds kinda sus
Finally someone who eats takis the right way
Noooo, whyyyyy!
The way mark eats Takis it is a war crime
Alternate title: Mark Sucks Off Takis for 27 Minutes (Only to Discover He Hates Almost All of Them)
Don't tell Pornhub about this video
The green are the og bro
The green are the originals and as someone that actually ate them when those where the only ones i must say every time a "new" takis appeared the old ones lost a lot of flavor, when the takis salsa brava appeared the green ones lost flavor and when the fuego appeared the salsa brava lost flavor too, its weird to nerf you older ones for the sake of the new ones but they did that.
Bruh
whats pornhub should i look it up?
Mark: “They didn’t sponsor me for some reason”
Proceeds to eat like a psychopath
Hello fellow food what do you think about human?
Do you really think he asked them to sponsor him? Tf lol
@@sir.2015 do you underestimate mark? smh
@@sir.2015 i mean he did that twice
@@Kuno6969 but did you saw him doing it live??or did he just said that lol
“I have made a deal with CZcams that you can’t remove this video from your watch history”
**deletes the video from my watch history**
This is like how whenever I eat sweet chili Doritos or ketchup chips, I always lick off the flavoring first before I eat the chip itself
Mark: Why wont they sponsor me
Also Mark: *Gags after every taki flavor that isnt fuego*
@Squishy Fangs301 *don't want
Also Mark: The chip is bad
“Best before December 2020?”
Uh oh, sounds like Mark’s goin to the hospital again...
"The doctors said they need to pump my stomach, please leave a like for one booboo kiss."
Remember guys the doctors they don't exist
@@fahadmuhamed3049 they do @fahad Muhamed
True
peachy_sky as someone training to be one of those mythical creatures, can confirm they do not exist. No one can achieve such level of mythological greatness as a so called doctor possesses.
The way Mark eats Takis is the equivalent of selling your bike to buy a bike lock
The way mark eats takis is literally like playing uno then you yell uno but someone yelled it before you
Mark you “eating” takis is like an old grandpa with no teeth sucking on tacos
that’s an awful mental image, thank you
That's a very good representation of Mark
@@wormonastring849 I dont know what you saw but ill say something pg
Fuckin rollin at your comment 💀😭
So dead on 🤣
By that pfp I can tell you are a man of culture
The way Mark eats Takis, is like a dollar bill refusing to go into a vending machine.
Honestly this is too accurate 🤣
pain
lol u said that and he did it
why is this so trueeeee
This comment fulfilled alot
Rewatching this I am realizing Mark can totally make millions voice acting for commercials. I would never skip an ad again.
"I can't seduce this with my tongue." - Markiplier, 2021, talking about chips.
"I can milk you"
- Markiplier, talking about minecraft cows.
I think what scares me the most is that mark has ate countless bags of takis that way.
I eat all of it
It's so satisfying when my mouth soaks the taki and it becomes easy to bite there's no sound when I lick it off
@@haroldreginald970 ur weird bruh
@@deo8375 He’s not weird it’s just different :D
@@haroldreginald970 you make me want to eat takis, I already like them but you make me want to eat them with a passion
The best intro of intro history