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  • @StarlightLancer01
    @StarlightLancer01 Před 5 lety +10799

    Markiplier: She's blind, oh she's gotta be blind, she's definitely blind.
    Granny: I SEE YOU.

  • @VinRocks
    @VinRocks Před 4 lety +9416

    Normies: "Shotgun."
    Mark, an intellectual: *G r a n d m a E x t i n g u i s h e r .*

    • @shartmeself
      @shartmeself Před 4 lety +85

      Ah, the ol _granny be gone!_

    • @henlo643
      @henlo643 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sharkify5149 why are you laughing

    • @gd_hyung8145
      @gd_hyung8145 Před 4 lety +22

      I FUCKING *WHEEZED* WHEN I READ THIS

    • @iolanda_liang
      @iolanda_liang Před 3 lety +11

      @louie orfrecio why are you not lmao

    • @VinRocks
      @VinRocks Před 3 lety +9

      He said the words, *I used them.*

  • @megafartface
    @megafartface Před 6 měsíci +341

    Mark: Drops a minuscule object 20 meters from Granny's location.
    Granny: "Now all of China knows you're here."

  • @felixrowan3740
    @felixrowan3740 Před rokem +3481

    Nothing like a bit of Markiplier therapy for when you're feeling sick.

    • @Poop56566
      @Poop56566 Před rokem +44

      Hope you feel better

    • @felixrowan3740
      @felixrowan3740 Před rokem +35

      @@Poop56566 Thank you, appreciate it :) better now!

    • @mustafahashmi1173
      @mustafahashmi1173 Před rokem +3

      @@felixrowan3740 are u better now?

    • @michiahethington3142
      @michiahethington3142 Před rokem +24

      Can you imagine tho, Mark bein a therapist?? That would be interesting

    • @jacobpop1
      @jacobpop1 Před rokem +3

      last week i was sick and watched markiplier…

  • @MistressHorrors
    @MistressHorrors Před 5 lety +4361

    Mark: "She's blind! She must be blind! That's it!"
    Granny: "I see you~"
    Mark: "....."

  • @robertcortez4956
    @robertcortez4956 Před 3 lety +9505

    Mark: Who is this, Grandpa?
    Developer: Write that down, write that down!!

    • @palpatine152
      @palpatine152 Před 3 lety +264

      Underrated comment 😹

    • @zoegara1192
      @zoegara1192 Před 3 lety +137

      @@MaxxyWaxxylol underrated reply to a reply

    • @tanzplaysgames5349
      @tanzplaysgames5349 Před 3 lety +82

      Andar Olson underrated reply to that reply to that reply to this reply of the no replying

    • @zxhyperr2926
      @zxhyperr2926 Před 3 lety +68

      Tanz Plays Games underrated reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply

    • @ss9649
      @ss9649 Před 3 lety +53

      @@zxhyperr2926 underrated reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply.

  • @silverblaze9049
    @silverblaze9049 Před 2 měsíci +124

    It’s almost 11:00 pm, I’m sick, and in the dark watching a five year old video of Markiplier bullying his grandmother.
    Great times right now

  • @adoomi_
    @adoomi_ Před rokem +1245

    timestamping a markiplier video so you dont have to
    0:00 Coming Up...
    0:03 Intro
    0:20 Settings
    0:36 Tips
    0:48 Context
    1:03 Cutscene
    1:46 *Attempt 1*
    1:53 *Day 1*
    2:48 1st Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Spawn Room
    *Item in Hand* -- None
    2:57 *Day 2*
    4:12 2nd Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Upstairs (Unspecified)
    *Item in Hand* -- None
    4:21 *Day 3*
    6:01 3rd Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- 1st Bedroom
    *Item in Hand* -- Brown Cogwheel
    6:04 *Day 4*
    8:32 4th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Bathroom
    *Item in Hand* -- None
    8:40 *Day 5 (The Last Day)*
    9:13 5th Death (Game Over) *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Stairs (Main Floor
    *Item in Hand* -- None
    9:22 *G A M E O V E R*
    10:10 *Attempt 2*
    10:12 *Day 1*
    11:19 6th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- 2nd Floor
    *Item in Hand* -- Shotgun Part
    11:27 *Day 2*
    24:10 7th Death *Progress Made* -- Completed Shotgun, Attached 2 Painting Pieces, Placed Engine Part, Shot Granny Once, Attached Car Battery *Location* -- Stairs (Basement)
    *Item in Hand* -- Shotgun
    24:16 *Day 3*
    25:57 8th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Kitchen
    *Item in Hand* -- None
    25:35 *Day 4*
    28:37 9th Death *Progress Made* -- Shot Granny Twice, Unlocked Playhouse, Attached 1 Painting Piece, Unlocked Attic *Location* -- Attic
    *Item in Hand* -- None
    28:45 *Day 5 (The Last Day)*
    40:12 10th Death *Progress Made* -- Shot Granny Four Times, Used Winch Handle, Unlocked Master Key, Completed Painting, Used Meat, Knocked Down Screwdriver, Unlocked Screw Panel, Unlocked Safe, Cut 1 Wire, Knocked Down Planks, Placed Down Plank, Smashed Camera, Turned Off Fan *Location* -- 2nd Floor (Vent)
    *Item in Hand* -- None
    this already took me an hour to do so... there's no way i can finish this
    ur welcome

    • @calumthegreat
      @calumthegreat Před 11 měsíci +99

      You’re a real one, buddy. I hope you live a happy life :)

    • @user-ri3oz1hi4k
      @user-ri3oz1hi4k Před 11 měsíci +73

      Dude thanks so much that’s crazy effort

    • @crybaby8565
      @crybaby8565 Před 11 měsíci +28

      Thx bro

    • @mi1kyuu
      @mi1kyuu Před 10 měsíci +20

      thank you so very much, now i dont have to watch in fear :,)

    • @SkyaniSoup
      @SkyaniSoup Před 10 měsíci +45

      My guy wrote the entire bee movie script

  • @BabinSquared
    @BabinSquared Před 4 lety +9176

    "You have five days."
    Five Nights at Granny's.

  • @skychildecharlie
    @skychildecharlie Před 3 lety +3883

    Granny: *Going to kill Markiplier*
    Markiplier: *shoots Granny*
    Also Markiplier: I feel bad...

  • @phishbon3s
    @phishbon3s Před rokem +410

    37:24 - Me: Yay! Mark can take the plank off the door and escape!
    Mark: Let's go do everything but that!

  • @faerhazar939
    @faerhazar939 Před rokem +505

    As someone with an APD, turning on subtitles helps me understand a lot of things I'd otherwise miss! With that, whoever does the subtitles for Mark is absolutely lovely :)

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me Před 9 měsíci +62

      I absolutely love the subtitles on Mark's older vids; unfortunately, his newer ones just use the computer-generated ones. I think these older subtitles were created when YT users could create and submit their own subtitles.

    • @yarnmisery
      @yarnmisery Před 7 měsíci +16

      im deaf with cochlear implants so that helps a lot for me too

    • @Izzyp_cosplay
      @Izzyp_cosplay Před 5 měsíci +20

      I love how the subtitles also add more character vs they newer ones don’t

    • @Humanity_gone
      @Humanity_gone Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@yarnmisery YOOOO ME TOO

    • @yarnmisery
      @yarnmisery Před 2 měsíci

      @@Humanity_gone didnt the nazis hate deaf people?

  • @JosinDroplet
    @JosinDroplet Před 4 lety +3302

    Mark: EWWWWW DON'T KISS ME!!
    *A few moments later*
    Mark: SPANK ME Grandma

  • @Mystreek
    @Mystreek Před 5 lety +13850

    *"old people are the greatest, they're full of wisdom and experience"*
    Granny: **hits you with a stick**

  • @michiahethington3142
    @michiahethington3142 Před rokem +704

    Hey Mark, tip for future reference: You can lock granny in the sauna and knock her out by turning it on with her in it
    Also, the teddy goes in the crib

    • @Gheorghe69
      @Gheorghe69 Před rokem +46

      I dont think he will play this game again tho

    • @vertipop
      @vertipop Před rokem +9

      @@Gheorghe69 he won’t lol

    • @Ertto54
      @Ertto54 Před rokem +5

      Did he ever play granny 3 at least?

    • @michiahethington3142
      @michiahethington3142 Před rokem +2

      @@Ertto54 That would make for an interesting video

    • @michiahethington3142
      @michiahethington3142 Před rokem +5

      @@Ertto54 The Twins is a spin off and has granny & grandpa in it

  • @NameWitheldByRequest
    @NameWitheldByRequest Před rokem +201

    Just mark going “yeah where you at gradma, BOOOM” is priceless

  • @jibraeelawan2191
    @jibraeelawan2191 Před 3 lety +4614

    Mark: she’s definitely blind.
    Granny literally a millisecond after: I see you
    14:10

  • @madison.w8615
    @madison.w8615 Před rokem +150

    Mark reeling back as if Granny has actually hit him really adds to the experience

  • @DeadPerfection
    @DeadPerfection Před 11 měsíci +55

    Mark playing a horror game by knocking the monster out and pretty much not letting it remain conscious for more than 30 seconds at a time for an extended period of time is amazing

  • @zeker1382
    @zeker1382 Před 3 lety +4815

    Mark: "she must be blind!!"
    Granny: "I seeee you"
    Mark: (•_•)
    14:12

  • @AzzyPaper
    @AzzyPaper Před 2 lety +6070

    "'Granny is now gone for 2 minutes and 30 seconds'"
    "That's all I get??" - mark
    people playing on extreme difficulty getting 15 seconds:

  • @timetravelerdmc9809
    @timetravelerdmc9809 Před rokem +294

    mark needs to come back to this game for the 1.8 update and explore all the new additions to the map since he played this

    • @Hinta7293
      @Hinta7293 Před rokem +9

      Btw don’t message that guy i hqve also gotten that message and i don’t trust it

    • @JustAdude1701
      @JustAdude1701 Před rokem +6

      He also needs to play the third game

    • @chlaco2005
      @chlaco2005 Před rokem +1

      Question: where the hell do I play this game on pc?

    • @timetravelerdmc9809
      @timetravelerdmc9809 Před rokem +1

      @@chlaco2005 idk now, since the dev took the products off steam or someone did

    • @kennethwebster8882
      @kennethwebster8882 Před rokem +7

      @@chlaco2005 you cant get it on steam anymore so you will have to get a pirated version unless they add it back.

  • @callmebymyname5843
    @callmebymyname5843 Před rokem +34

    Mark: "I'm about to beat grandma."
    Also Mark: *Opens door* "Nope." *Closes door*

  • @floppalover2326
    @floppalover2326 Před 5 lety +3407

    *Loads shotgun with malicious intent* g r a n d m a!!!

  • @atomiccupcake_
    @atomiccupcake_ Před 3 lety +1792

    *Mark shoots granny*
    Mark: “Granny come back I miss what we had”

  • @androidaxolotl8311
    @androidaxolotl8311 Před 5 měsíci +14

    21:25 I don't know why, but that series of events was hilarious. Mark drunkenly hits his head on the ceiling trying to go up the stairs. Then, he stumbles off the staircase INTO A BEARTRAP. Then, he fumbles his shotgun onto the stairs, which procedes to block his attempts to get out of the beartrap.

  • @gabriel--valencius9741
    @gabriel--valencius9741 Před rokem +27

    49:07 the way Mark insult granny while she get shoot 🤣

  • @jazbennett6206
    @jazbennett6206 Před 3 lety +2323

    Fun fact for those who don’t know: the teddy bear has 3 uses.
    1) you can use the bear to track granny- you’ll be able to hear a heartbeat if granny is near
    2) If u place the bear in the baby crib, “slenderina” a ghost will appear
    3) if granny see’s slenderina appear, she disappears and runs away

    • @peppermintliv
      @peppermintliv Před 3 lety +50

      thank you

    • @xxpiredcheez4432
      @xxpiredcheez4432 Před 3 lety +42

      the slendrina Easter egg only works on extreme difficulty

    • @bernardomiguelgamer5295
      @bernardomiguelgamer5295 Před 3 lety +95

      @@xxpiredcheez4432 No,it can be done on any difficulty

    • @user-tq9gy9ob6o
      @user-tq9gy9ob6o Před 3 lety +152

      yes but when you pick up the teddy granny knows where you are 24/7

    • @gmammadzada
      @gmammadzada Před 3 lety +19

      Thank you! I knew the first two but I didn't know the last

  • @silverproductions76
    @silverproductions76 Před 2 lety +8296

    Mark: I'm not a masochist!
    *Mark looks at a bear trap*
    Mark: Those look fun

    • @TheNutsMan
      @TheNutsMan Před 2 lety +152

      He even walks into them multiple times

    • @_Suna_8066
      @_Suna_8066 Před 2 lety +160

      What u guys dont play with bear traps at yo grammas house 😦

    • @meuryduran4583
      @meuryduran4583 Před 2 lety +9

    • @lazuliisanidiot
      @lazuliisanidiot Před 2 lety +29

      @@_Suna_8066 LMAOOO

    • @milkandcherries9534
      @milkandcherries9534 Před 2 lety +33

      @@_Suna_8066
      Oh I always go to my grandma’s house and she teaches me the best ways to get the most pain out of bear traps.

  • @jololala297
    @jololala297 Před 8 měsíci +19

    38:12 I love how the more he looks around, the more he realises he's completely done

  • @niamhdwyer5237
    @niamhdwyer5237 Před 11 měsíci +19

    Love that he picked up the teddy bear, the KEY TO A MUCH HARDER GAME MODE, and decided to guillotine it. 👍

  • @ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647
    @ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647 Před 4 lety +3514

    Mark: she’s gotta be blind-
    Grandma: I see you
    Mark: well that definitely pokes some holes-

    • @ciaranscl
      @ciaranscl Před 4 lety +36

      Cuteness_ Overload- -“in my blind theory”

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 Před 4 lety +6

      Guess you could say at the end he was AUDI!

    • @Genshin_addict-Tae
      @Genshin_addict-Tae Před 4 lety +4

      Love ur izuku pfp- sorry random-

    • @dazaigutz
      @dazaigutz Před 4 lety +1

      Cuteness_ Overload- mha is overrated

    • @Genshin_addict-Tae
      @Genshin_addict-Tae Před 4 lety +1

      @@dazaigutz no it's not- but Naruto will definitely always be my favorite- 😔✊

  • @clover-il7tf
    @clover-il7tf Před 4 lety +4969

    Mark: has hammer
    Mark: has master key
    Mark: goes for car route

    • @devinm6058
      @devinm6058 Před 4 lety +248

      Mark: has hammer
      Mark: has sickle

    • @jakobyarns4369
      @jakobyarns4369 Před 4 lety +149

      Emma M
      Mark: joins the soviet union

    • @boaoftheboaians
      @boaoftheboaians Před 4 lety +24

      Союз нерушимый республик свободны....

    • @lilie6642
      @lilie6642 Před 4 lety +17

      i would like but i dont wanna ruin the 420

    • @sammthewolf
      @sammthewolf Před 4 lety +38

      He would've gotten a secret ending too, because the Easter egg

  • @sujo9416
    @sujo9416 Před rokem +34

    My whole family watched this on xmas and we were all screaming and laughing. Thank you markiplier

  • @BabyShark-yg6to
    @BabyShark-yg6to Před 9 měsíci +45

    I think I’m addicted to this video. I can’t stop rewatching it. Shows how good an entertainer Mark is!

  • @ohno4192
    @ohno4192 Před 2 lety +9312

    Mark out of context:
    "I'm going to beat grandma."

  • @art-iculatelycatastrophic8311
    @art-iculatelycatastrophic8311 Před 5 lety +4402

    Slender: Made people afraid of the woods
    Fnaf: Made people afraid of robots
    Batim: Made people afraid of cartoons
    Baldi's basics: Made people afraid of school/ teachers
    Dead Space: made people afraid of space
    Granny: Made people afraid of grandmas...

    • @child-ish8439
      @child-ish8439 Před 5 lety +121

      Thought i could think of something clever to say but i failed

    • @_.hopty-loptys._
      @_.hopty-loptys._ Před 5 lety +10

      Lol true

    • @DannyFreddy
      @DannyFreddy Před 5 lety +98

      Damn, this comment really makes me think of my history with horror games. Slender was *the* game that introduced me to love the horror genre, and is also what got me to start watching mark in 2013...Good times

    • @littledevildarlinx9441
      @littledevildarlinx9441 Před 5 lety +47

      U forgot baldis basics: Made people afraid of school

    • @battleduty101
      @battleduty101 Před 5 lety +36

      Me: made people afraid of me

  • @DexStarrTheManiac
    @DexStarrTheManiac Před 10 měsíci +5

    “Gender is whats in ur pants!!”
    Granny: *pulls out a comical amount of beartraps*

  • @angelo_runs
    @angelo_runs Před 9 měsíci +12

    When you died it cut to the Burger King ad 💀

  • @brianna_r_larsen_
    @brianna_r_larsen_ Před 3 lety +7185

    I love how mad he is about the master key and how it isnt a "master key"

    • @brooklynm-lewis
      @brooklynm-lewis Před 3 lety +153

      listening to him complain was so funny😂 i couldn't stop laughing

    • @syifajulini3772
      @syifajulini3772 Před 2 lety +54

      I rather took the car than the main door

    • @denisvlogsovidiu8188
      @denisvlogsovidiu8188 Před 2 lety +6

      Stupid.

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 Před 2 lety +128

      I never actually understood how a master key can work on all doors even though each door has a different lock????

    • @salemcorriea5157
      @salemcorriea5157 Před 2 lety +41

      Or maybe granny just didn't get everything put in the master key system before she went insane. Lmao. Or that's what drove her insane.

  • @ivana__amado
    @ivana__amado Před 3 lety +17281

    when mark plays granny: *casually plays while granny is chasing him* me when i play granny: *too scared to leave the bedroom*

    • @makennacox2926
      @makennacox2926 Před 3 lety +979

      Dude meeee, I couldn't bring myself to get out from under the bed 😖

    • @thebuckinghamfamliy6460
      @thebuckinghamfamliy6460 Před 3 lety +148

      Be drinking smart

    • @Khanical
      @Khanical Před 3 lety +325

      It isn’t that scary, yeah it’s eerie but when you see the jump scares it’s really not that scary, it’s just spooky.

    • @kristiroberts3595
      @kristiroberts3595 Před 3 lety +130

      Lol I just get the weapon key and camp

    • @ihatehandles
      @ihatehandles Před 3 lety +80

      69 likes we did it

  • @user-fy4jl1us7p
    @user-fy4jl1us7p Před měsícem +6

    5 years ago and I’m remembering how I used to love watching people play these classics as a kid ❤

  • @syse3491
    @syse3491 Před 5 měsíci +5

    "A gun! Gonna load the grandma extinguisher."
    A GUN WITH ONE BULLAT

  • @joeebiden_
    @joeebiden_ Před 3 lety +7207

    mark: last day last chance last try we got this baby
    the video: has 20 minutes left
    me: *somethings wrong, i can feel it*

    • @ahira4369
      @ahira4369 Před 3 lety +30

      Lol

    • @ceanwee5258
      @ceanwee5258 Před 3 lety +25

      @@LEXOXDE 41:23

    • @meep387
      @meep387 Před 2 lety +145

      *It’s just a feeling I’ve got, like somethings about to happen*

    • @simpformidoriya9658
      @simpformidoriya9658 Před 2 lety +48

      @@meep387 And I don't know what

    • @CasterMation
      @CasterMation Před 2 lety +52

      @@simpformidoriya9658 And if that means what I think it means we're in trouble, big trouble.

  • @johnnywalker5788
    @johnnywalker5788 Před 4 lety +2856

    Mark: "She's gotta be blind, she can't see this."
    Granny: *Imma bout to end this man's whole career*

  • @MashaDumb
    @MashaDumb Před 3 měsíci +8

    5 years ago.. wow.. i used to watch markiplier when i was a kid.. time flies fast

  • @yuuriahl
    @yuuriahl Před 6 měsíci +8

    Hello Neighbour shoulda taken notes from this game
    now THIS is how you make a grown man shit himself

  • @courtneyscn9216
    @courtneyscn9216 Před 4 lety +3783

    mark: *sets* *difficulty* *to* *easy*
    also mark: grandma won't be able to get me, no sir, no creaky floorboards, she won't be able to get meeee
    me: *sees* *that* *there'es* *46* *minutes* *left*
    *thinks* *to* *myself* : yeah okay mark

  • @AzathothLives
    @AzathothLives Před 3 lety +1943

    This game looked really cheap on a surface level, but it has way more puzzly aspects to it than I was expecting. I was first thinking it would be like "Find the 8 Shotgun Pieces! Hu-hoy!" But no, there are like six different puzzles all with their own pieces.
    The real mystery is why your character apparently only has one arm and no pockets. I mean, hell. Those keys I could even hold between my teeth if I had to.

    • @mr.miscellaneous9144
      @mr.miscellaneous9144 Před 3 lety +240

      Turns out you are a skinny dipping amputee and the flashlight is in your mouth

    • @myriadpro1641
      @myriadpro1641 Před 3 lety +20

      @@mr.miscellaneous9144 XD

    • @mr.miscellaneous9144
      @mr.miscellaneous9144 Před 3 lety +18

      @@myriadpro1641 glad I could amuse you 🤣

    • @stanley5483
      @stanley5483 Před 3 lety +43

      actually his first hand is holding the flashlight. remember at the beginning?

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 Před 3 lety +43

      @@mr.miscellaneous9144 shove the keys up your ass

  • @SantoMaria777
    @SantoMaria777 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Mark's newfound confidence from "Granny's medicine" killed me🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @Y2_ukki
    @Y2_ukki Před 8 měsíci +17

    Watching markiplier is a whole norther way of healing when you're sick or feeling down. Love this channel. I hope it helps everyone ❤

  • @kexard
    @kexard Před 4 lety +4201

    I like how Mark actually reacts to the “deaths” as if they’re actually happening to him.
    He tilts his head in reaction when she bats him.
    He started a panicked shouting when he fell through the floor.
    When he gets caught in a bear trap, he groans as if he’s feeling a sustaining pain.

    • @elevateios
      @elevateios Před 3 lety +85

      He sacred

    • @tf2asmr995
      @tf2asmr995 Před 3 lety +246

      It's the art of videomaking, he really puts effort in these videos.

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque Před 3 lety +36

      Subversive sound does wonders

    • @pathfinder2720
      @pathfinder2720 Před 3 lety +8

      Understandable.

    • @EliIsDumb
      @EliIsDumb Před 3 lety +47

      Whenever jenos from paladins uses his ult (death beam that goes through walls) i lean in my chair while dodging it. People do cute things playing games xD

  • @yahyeet2518
    @yahyeet2518 Před 3 lety +2685

    Mark: It’s on baby
    I’ve got this
    We’ve got this
    Me: *checks how much time is left* he don’t got this

  • @audreyalexander5018
    @audreyalexander5018 Před rokem +6

    if you put captions on at 6:33 then it says (Giggling) (demons being released)

  • @p3acc3_
    @p3acc3_ Před rokem +4

    Markiplier: " *YEAHHHH.. GRANDMA YOU STUPID LADY YOU LITTLE STUPID LADY-* "
    Granny: " *Ok- so i took that personally-* "

  • @WampaStompa1996
    @WampaStompa1996 Před 5 lety +1369

    Markiplier: THATS WHAT IT IS, SHE'S BLIND!
    Granny: I see you 👀
    Markiplier: *INSERT SURPRISED PIKACHU MEME*

  • @godlyglitched1423
    @godlyglitched1423 Před 2 lety +4053

    At the first 10 minutes Mark's crawling and hiding every second, 30 minutes in, he be running and shooting grandma every second.

  • @dezransom5051
    @dezransom5051 Před 25 dny +2

    0:50 "Get out of there! Who is this grandpa?"
    Little did he know grandpa was evil too

  • @violetscrypt
    @violetscrypt Před 4 měsíci +3

    14:00
    Mark: She _is_ blind! She must be blind, she must be blind! She’s gotta be blind. That’s gotta be the thing, she’s blind.
    Granny: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @meganp9983
    @meganp9983 Před 5 lety +747

    Markiplier: “If I lose this after doing all this hard work i’mma be so fucking pissed”
    Me: *looks at the time* 25:45 out of 56:09.....yea he’s gonna be pissed

    • @Blitty78
      @Blitty78 Před 5 lety

      Wait what happened?

    • @valkyria20chronicles
      @valkyria20chronicles Před 5 lety +5

      @@Blitty78 Mark said that when the video was not even halfway done which was a clear sign he would not make it that round. Meaning he would get pissed.

    • @galaxywolf5151
      @galaxywolf5151 Před 5 lety +1

      welp that's my innocents out the door.....

    • @sumthintuf3648
      @sumthintuf3648 Před 5 lety

      Megan P LOL

    • @Blitty78
      @Blitty78 Před 5 lety

      @@valkyria20chronicles I just realized that before I saw ur comment XD

  • @aesonlam8113
    @aesonlam8113 Před 3 lety +2290

    Alternate Title: Markiplier getting bullied by Grandma for 56 minutes straight

  • @derraldinhosmith6952
    @derraldinhosmith6952 Před rokem +30

    23:20 Made me laugh so hard
    Mark: Oh grandma you don't wanna test me... Wait where's my gun?
    Granny:*giggles*
    Mark: OOH GRANDMA NOOO!!

    • @redcobra7707
      @redcobra7707 Před 11 měsíci

      Hearing this without any sort of context would be like if Granny stole the gun 😂

  • @MidnightVCoco
    @MidnightVCoco Před rokem +13

    4:45 is my favorite part of the video

  • @SwellSpinel
    @SwellSpinel Před 2 lety +3041

    Every time Mark dies/gets knocked out
    1:38 (cutscene) (hit by Granny)
    2:48 (hit by Granny)
    4:12 (hit by Granny)
    6:00 (hit by Granny)
    8:32 (hit by Granny)
    9:13 (hit by Granny)
    9:35 (kissed by Granny)
    11:18 (fell through the floor)
    24:10 (hit by Granny)
    25:27 (hit by Granny)
    28:38 (bit by asshole spider)
    40:12: (hit by Granny)
    41:26 (hit by Granny)
    41:45 (beheaded by Granny)
    45:16 (hit by Granny)

  • @hylianlad
    @hylianlad Před 3 lety +2723

    Mark: "She must be blind."
    Grandma: "I seee youuuuu."
    Mark: "Ok that definitely pokes some holes in my blind theory."
    Top kek

  • @zoedear8051
    @zoedear8051 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Nobody:
    Nothing:
    Not even a soul:
    Mark: I lOvE yOu GrAnDmA! gRaNdMa I lOvE yOu!

  • @Ever_2008_ARG
    @Ever_2008_ARG Před 8 měsíci +6

    All deaths:
    -First week:
    2:48
    4:13
    6:00
    8:32
    9:13
    9:36 - Game Over
    -Second week:
    11:18
    24:09
    25:27
    28:37
    40:12
    41:25
    41:45 - Game Over
    -Third week:
    45:16 Last death

  • @That_Girl_is_fly
    @That_Girl_is_fly Před rokem +4976

    I love how he gets so confident in his plans and 2.5 seconds later he is screaming because it failed. Thats our Mark

  • @stuff8135
    @stuff8135 Před 5 lety +801

    "Maybe I can shoot grandma."- Markiplier 2018

  • @ChristianDelgado-lp1ot
    @ChristianDelgado-lp1ot Před 10 měsíci +81

    Who still watching

  • @michiahethington3142
    @michiahethington3142 Před rokem +18

    Wait til he finds the secret out about the sauna.... lol

  • @dre3421
    @dre3421 Před 5 lety +596

    Mark: Granny’s blind, She’s so blind
    Granny: I seeee youuu
    Mark: ;-;

  • @Shinobininja17
    @Shinobininja17 Před 5 lety +769

    Markiplier: " she's blind! That has to be it granny is blind!"
    Granny: " I see you"
    Markiplier: " well that poked lots of holes in that theory" XD

  • @x0xsl
    @x0xsl Před měsícem +2

    m:"shes blind for sure"
    g:"I SEE YOUUUU"

  • @choose_optimism_rams
    @choose_optimism_rams Před 10 měsíci +7

    51:58 fact: bats can actually see, they're not blind (they might have bad eye sight) but they have more better hearing, so they use their ears for lots of stuff.
    I know, people, you might know this already, then just ignore this comment if you already know this fact. I'm just reminding Mark at this time stamp that bats aren't actually blind. And I know 'blind as a bat' is something people say to things or people that they're blind but I'm just saying facts and I might sound like a smart ass and all, but that's how I am, I say the truth. (Sometimes I'll lie, but I'm honest most of the time!)

    • @varuunbadree
      @varuunbadree Před 10 měsíci

      I know but i thought they have a bad sight cuz they mostly fly at night
      If thats the cause

  • @ayana9186
    @ayana9186 Před 2 lety +2414

    Mark: giggling
    Subtitles: *demons being released*

  • @dccaleb5529
    @dccaleb5529 Před 4 lety +833

    “Last day, last chance, last try, here we go baby. It’s on baby! It’s on baby! I’ve got this! We’ve got this! I’ve got this!”
    Narrator: He, in fact, did not have this.

    • @karenvanderwatt7718
      @karenvanderwatt7718 Před 4 lety +2

      nice try ha ashol

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 Před 4 lety +9

      "-And that's when he knew... He'd fawked up!"
      Insert corny jingle here:

    • @larrytoons6220
      @larrytoons6220 Před 4 lety +3

      Its got this! we got this.....wegoclea we GAAAAA

    • @Abthcrab
      @Abthcrab Před 4 lety

      Karen van der watt asshole*

  • @AirQuotes2962
    @AirQuotes2962 Před rokem +9

    Funny how you mentioned Granny being blind, I believe that under the stairs there's actually pepper spray as a weapon that can blind her.
    Edit: Apparently this version of the game was before they added the pepper spray. Also, I find it impressive that (even though it took you more than a few tries) you went from a noob to understanding the majority of the puzzles in this version within the span of a single video. Great job, man!

  • @JADEY_NEEDS_HELP_
    @JADEY_NEEDS_HELP_ Před 11 měsíci +11

    In the first five minutes of Mark playing this game, he already started to go insane 😂😅

  • @shaderu3402
    @shaderu3402 Před 3 lety +1744

    “My cousin cutting pliers”
    Comedy gold

  • @o_o-037
    @o_o-037 Před 3 lety +1522

    36:09 "Cutting Pliers"
    He missed an opportunity to call them "Marki-pliers"

    • @andrewkoopman9535
      @andrewkoopman9535 Před 3 lety +63

      I personally like the joke he made better imo

    • @avii7291
      @avii7291 Před 3 lety +11

      Shadookadook i hate when people say shit like this on comments like OFCOURSE THEY SAID IT- just correct them not in a way that makes u look stupid hhhhh

    • @cienna6815
      @cienna6815 Před 3 lety +9

      ( O_〉O)? He made a joke tho bruh

    • @burgerking3678
      @burgerking3678 Před 3 lety +14

      @Shadookadook did you really take it upon yourself to be grammar police

    • @jomaroliveras8864
      @jomaroliveras8864 Před 3 lety

      Lol

  • @XOXO-UMBRA
    @XOXO-UMBRA Před rokem +7

    honestly this is me when I’m staying with my grandma for dome reason. she’s not like granny at all but I’m terrified to wake her up while I’m walking around in the middle of the night because I’m afraid she’ll think I’m an intruder and shoot me. I feel like this was just me tell you in a paragraph that I’m terrified of my 87 year old grandmother-

  • @anonymoussupporter1758
    @anonymoussupporter1758 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Damn. . . five years ago.

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello Před rokem +1747

    6:46 _Local hostage found in woodland cabin proclaims to rescuers that he’s “about to throw down with grandma”_

  • @harpermiles8278
    @harpermiles8278 Před 4 lety +1773

    The funniest part was when he called the shotgun the "Grandma Extinguisher"
    LOL

    • @harpermiles8278
      @harpermiles8278 Před 4 lety +57

      The birth of "Grandma Extinguisher": 20:50
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's first shot: 21:12
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's lost: 23:23
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's finding 23:31
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's second shot 28:09
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's third shot 29:52
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's name birth 30:03
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's fourth shot 31:25
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's fifth shot 34:52
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's sixth shot 37:00
      "Grandma Extinguisher" 's death 41:25

    • @somethinrileyhd2912
      @somethinrileyhd2912 Před 4 lety +9

      No

    • @harpermiles8278
      @harpermiles8278 Před 4 lety +5

      @@somethinrileyhd2912 the heck man.

    • @Nyctotope
      @Nyctotope Před 4 lety +3

      No

    • @harpermiles8278
      @harpermiles8278 Před 4 lety +2

      Toothless the heck man

  • @ShindomonToo
    @ShindomonToo Před rokem +3

    14:23 "wow just casually toss that out of ur pants" got me lol

  • @Grandpa-kun
    @Grandpa-kun Před měsícem +21

    anyone else watching this in 2024 lol

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +24747

    This is why you always eat what Grandma gives you

  • @alexiagxx
    @alexiagxx Před 8 měsíci +7

    cant believe it's been 4 years since this video. still one of my favorites :')

  • @goldengirl20044
    @goldengirl20044 Před rokem +5

    6:45
    Mark:I’m about to beat up grandma!
    Also mark:*hears noise* NOPE!

  • @communistinternationalco.6776

    Markiplier: She's Definitely Blind!
    Granny: I see you...

  • @4ng3e
    @4ng3e Před 2 lety +3326

    The way Mark shoots Granny with so much passion and hatred but also a victorious feeling is just too funny

    • @ligamaballaz
      @ligamaballaz Před rokem +10

      268 like no comments? Let's fix that
      I agree Lol

    • @4ng3e
      @4ng3e Před rokem +6

      @@ligamaballaz lmao 💀

    • @user-zi9hx9es9x
      @user-zi9hx9es9x Před 2 měsíci

      You are not wrong though

  • @makaylamcvey6223
    @makaylamcvey6223 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Hubby has just left me for 2 hours and this is what I'm gonna watch. Markiplier videos

  • @Ashley-qh8ud
    @Ashley-qh8ud Před 4 měsíci +3

    >"i don't care about the car"
    >escapes in the car

  • @rokudoon1620
    @rokudoon1620 Před 3 lety +1013

    “Alright grandma, if that’s your real name” 😭

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 Před 5 lety +1066

    What happens at Grandma's. Stays at Grandma's.

    • @rthaqi3668
      @rthaqi3668 Před 5 lety +23

      What happens in Africa, stays in Africa.

    • @CAMELOT331
      @CAMELOT331 Před 5 lety +28

      @@rthaqi3668 Except for HIV. That comes with you everywhere.

    • @rthaqi3668
      @rthaqi3668 Před 5 lety

      @@CAMELOT331 Your wrong. FBI is coming with you everywhere too, but HIV is much safer for me in me opinion

    • @spacylord320
      @spacylord320 Před 5 lety

      yep

    • @KoDeezylove
      @KoDeezylove Před 5 lety +3

      Grandma fight to the death

  • @loopblox5839
    @loopblox5839 Před rokem +5

    i like how he is so confident on 10:28 in the video.

  • @friesxione
    @friesxione Před rokem +4

    "All right grandma, if that is your real name." 11:41

  • @rascaltherascal3823
    @rascaltherascal3823 Před 5 lety +363

    "Why can't I tell where she is?
    Why is she so tiptoe quiet?
    Why does Grandma not make noise?
    WhY DoES GrAndMa gET a +2 tO StEAlTh?"
    -Markiplier 2018

    • @van1723
      @van1723 Před 5 lety +8

      2019 now

    • @maskedguy1837
      @maskedguy1837 Před 5 lety +9

      I was reading this while mark was saying it😂

    • @shpunk5628
      @shpunk5628 Před 5 lety +4

      @@maskedguy1837 haha me too

    • @Zaza_157
      @Zaza_157 Před 5 lety

      But it's 2019 now not 2018 you dodo so get it right but like if I'm right

    • @wolfie_lu
      @wolfie_lu Před 5 lety +1

      @@Zaza_157 Mark made this video in 2018 so basicly they are right..

  • @andylim9474
    @andylim9474 Před 5 lety +949

    24:05
    Mark: Calls her stupid.
    Mark:*DIES right after insult*