Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs
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- čas přidán 26. 12. 2020
- An MRE is a portable meal for soldiers. It's not known to be very good... so I decided to try different MREs from America, Russia, and Korea to see which one was the best (and worst) food.
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Korea: “Hot water make food hot”
America: “Water make food hot”
Russia: “ Hot make food hot”
Underrated comment lol
Food to make hot
Hot food make water
Hot food make happy soldier. Great comment.
the only one that doesn’t make sense is the American logic though
Amy: "You probably shouldn't eat that."
Mark, *who was just recently hospitalized* : "Imma eat that."
That's mark for ya
Poptarts bro...
Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching
What if this was filmed before hospitalization? 🤔
here we go again
“OH I OVERFILLED IT! I OVERFILLED IT THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT!!!”
*Pours Tang into the cup and drinks it*
“H e y, I t t a s t e s F I n e ! “
XD
I thought the exact same thing
Right I noticed that too 😭 how is he alive rn
@@Kiwiqwp you really thought something would happen to him with that little water
@@therussiankid7296it’s obviously a joke and yes something could’ve happened, he goes to the hospital like 5 times in a week (or he used to) so knowing him, it could’ve ended terribly.
The fact Mark instantly started making weapon jokes about the utensil known as the "Combat Spoon" is golden
and the fact that the combat spoon has at least 2 confirmed kills makes it even better
"This could definitely double as a weapon"
Little did he know that an Army Ranger stabbed an insurgent to death with an MRE spoon in 2016.
Knives are for cowards amirite
wait really
Fact Checked, your getting a upvote from me
More than one have used mre spoons as knives. A marine stabbed a guy in the eye in faluja cause it was the only thing he could grab lol
@@Sundowner679 mind sharing the link? I have interest
“You shouldn’t eat that... Ingestion may cause Nausea and vomiting.”
Mark: “Delicious, finally some good f*cking food.”
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@@rawpowerjagg because we all heard that
Your Not 100% right but still it my cause some sickness
Well only if it touched the smoke. Since the fire tablet contains the chemicals. Thats why it should be enclosed but i don't think it was the case for him since he is in a big space. In enclosed space it would be a problem since the smoke will go right in the food .
@@axeonee Your so smart
Mark: Carefully reads instructions for flameless heater
Also Mark: Follows about 50% of those instructions
3:11 "Food go bad sometime, but food no go good, all time." - Markiplier 2020
Every toddler trying to tell a story ever😂
Korean MRE: takeout food
American MRE: cafeteria food
Russian MRE: *the grocery store*
??? the beef stew is the best one in america and its way better than what i had as a kid in school ?????
Hotel: Trivago
@@kopelynnthomas6142 for real! we get served cold mysterious looking food
Please look at 48hrs ration.
to be fair, the Russian MRE is sold in stores lol
Active duty Army here- the number of times I’ve heard “I’m just gonna wing it” in reference to the heating pack is a very large amount. And in regards to the American spoon, there has been an Army Ranger who has a confirmed kill with one.
Amen, but it was always funny to see someone just "wing it"... Results variety widely 😲
How the fuck does someone have a confirmed kill with a spoon
Terrorist: *causes violence and destruction*
America: *pulls out spoon*
Yes you are right lol I heard that story in training years ago
or the heat packet is leaking and you don't notice and you foods still cold....its some sad times
i almost broke down into tears when seeing mark put the whole packet of sugar into the water thinking it was a drink mix (i know some russian)
i started screaming: “ITS FOR THE TEA NOT THE DRINK” 😞
@@starfalI 😭😭😭 (omg is that sigma pfp)
as a russian who sorta knows smth about this MRE packs, i was gigglin while he was tryna eating it
@@retoukke FR 😭
А тот факт, что Марк поставил горелку на стол не подложив под нее защиту в виде доски или тарелки - отдельное удовольствие
лол
Translation, straight through Google Translate, because I don't speak or know Russian
'And the fact that Mark placed the burner on the table without placing protection under it in the form of a board or plate is a special pleasure'
@@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us well and whatsoever?
I can use another language but obviously it is easier and faster to use my homeland one.
What is the reason to copy google translate? Moreover it’s not a good one
@@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us u know of course that almost everybody can see the line with ‘translate’ in it?
So, u’r a child or a pineapple
@@user-wz2lw4oi9q oh yeah sorry i just forgot it was a feature lol, also 'child or a pineapple' is great
Mark: "I'm gonna eat this"
3 Days Later: "Hey guys, I'm in the hospital again.."
😂😂😂😂
Ah shiiiiiiz
I knew a guy that foolishly ate two MREs almost back to back. Later in the day, he was in the hospital because he was so backed up.
He's jinxing himself again :l
nothing gets the constipation going like some good old mre
america: just add water!
Korea: Just add water!
russia: Ammonia.
MMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS!
I love ammonia in my soup, side effects may include spontaneous combustion, or implosion of the body!
@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 i love Russian soup
For the motherland
the ammonia is in the heater not the food, i was cringing the whole time
I love how there are some Russians here and they're just watching mark mess up the entire MRE
We are)))
I almost die when he put sugar and jam in a cup))
I'm fluent in Russian and can read the damn instructions. My heart stopped😅😅😅
3 years late but
The American one contains a single meal, so in the field, in the absence of a kitchen, and the availability of an MRE, you can end up with 3 of those packs a day with 24 menus. The flameless ration heater is a mixed bag, with some working fine, others not really that effective, also depending on the amount of water you put and how sealed the bag is. Not the best retort pouch for sure. It's also got a lot of snacks, with some coming with entire packs of skittles or corn nuts. The spoon and accessory packet is a fixed addition, each containing gums, tissues, seasoning, matches, and coffee or juice.
The Russian MRE is a 24 hour ration, that's why it has so much stuff and 3 main meals. It's got less variety , but it's much easier to get to the soldier because you don't need to carry multiple meals a day like the US MRE so you can hand one to a soldier and tell him to come back for another tomorrow, but it's not as diverse and you're gonna get bored of it eventually. The matches are very nice though. There was a scandal before where Russian army served their troops canned dog food re-labeled as premium canned meat, and the whistleblower was jailed for exposing it and they promised the public they won't do that anymore, but you know how Russian government is about promises, so make of that what you will about the quality of the food. Also you have to cook it over flame if you want it to be palatable, which is not nice when you're out in the field trying to stay concealed. Some other MRE's that use heating tablets are French and Italian among others.
The Korean MRE comes in 3 forms. One is the one like this, which is dehydrated rice, vegetable and shrimp or chicken or beef, and the actual army ones have sesame oil and the spicy sauce. The second type is a collection of small boxes making up a couple different options, like different types of rice, different main menu, and the usual side dishes like kimchi or black beans. It's meant for quick bulk preparation for units. It's the worst tasting one. The last one is the coveted US style MRE with a zip lock style top, which has a main fried-rice menu with I believe different side dish options being meatballs or sausages. It also has a retort pouch for heating like the American flameless ration heater, but you don't have to pour water into it as it comes pre-packaged with the right amount, and you pull on a plastic drawstring which ruptures the water bag inside of the chemical bag, and the food is placed outside of the reaction chamber before putting everything in the MRE bag and zipping it shut. It really works so much better than the American one, with better reliability and the heat much hotter. It also comes with a pack of army brand M&M's type chocolate which is mid and an almond pound cake that is super dense and hearty with mild enjoyable flavors. The only issue is it's expensive to produce so you're not gonna see much going around.
Wow, thats interesting. Thanks alot!
“It wasn’t commercial, it was illegal”
-Markiplier 2020
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB another spam report...
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB stfu
not funny
ah yes classic comedy :)
Lol
"Cocaine?!??!"
"fLOUR!!!!"
*sniff*
"Cheeeeeeeeeeese..."
Ccchheeeeeeesseee is one hell of a drug
@@satoshikazami6958 loool
Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching
21:22
@@enomly8360 how many more times will you copy paste this?
MREs
•USA-0:57
•RUSSIA-12:56
•SOUTH KOREA-21:28
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks (keep this chain going)
For everyone doing this the first time US MRE you add water first, make sure the heater gets soaked and then knead heater for heat to start and then add the MRE entree to heat. Also Russian and US MRE can be eaten in the field cold but Korean one can't not very practical for an actual war implication. The drink mixes are important for electrolytes also.
America: you need water to cook up the main food
Korea: you need water to cook up the main food, but needs to be hot or cold
Russia: here's a mini stove, go nuts
Underrated
@@hithere2471 pov: you can't stop minding people business
@@hithere2471 who?
@@yourordinarycarl8010 first, i think i saw one. But maybe i was just dreaming idk
For fvck sake what kind of pov is this
Mark: “Why would they put a packet of sugar?”
Me: THE TEA!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW RIGHT !
That's what the jam is for too! My russian grandma puts jam in tea
@@AceofSnakes77 What kind of jam? :O Never heard of someone putting jam in tea but it is interesting. xD
@@meek4109 normal strawberry jam in some fruit tea is nice my hungaryen grandmother did the same thing
@@meek4109 maybe my grandma is just weird lol 😆
i didnt realize that mark's voice changes so much when speaking english than korean
edit: as a korean im happy that he said korean was the best :)
As a similar kind of mixed as Mark, can confirm. My whole voice changes when I speak my other language.
Me too
It's rather common, my voice changes when speaking English or Spanish
It's really cool to hear him speak Korean! I love hearing people switch from language to language.
“Cocaine?”
“Flour!”
**sniffs again**
“Cheeeeeeesssseeeeee..!”
🤣🤣🤣
I MADE THE JOKE FIRST
I think a collective amount of 35 people lost a third of their braincells listening/watching that
Yes I watched the video.
@@DarkDaFoxVT You mean taking what Markiplier said in his own video and typing it out in his comment section?
digiorno: “It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno”
Mark: “It’s not commercial, it’s illegal”
P.S: I know it’s cliche but… Thanks for all the likes!
agreed
Now it has to be delivery
Yes
aight you win this quote
yeah
I think the best way to work the FRH (flameless ration heater), is to shake it up after adding water, so that the entire heating element inside gets soaked. It will make a big difference 😁
Royal Canadian Air Cadet here! We also have snack bread! It had a legendary status in our squadron for infamously giving cadets constipation. We also had an attitude check (motto) and our attitude check was about snack bread. Our syndicate (group of cadets) was also affectionately named snack bread! We also won the attitude check competition!
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: giving himself food poisoning _again_
@@ritawant1063 BRUH DA PHUQ?
That joke is dead. Nobody likes it anymore
😂😂
@@joemattingly3610 everyone likes it, don't put urself with everyone just bc u don't like it😂
666 likes interesting
“Don’t drink water from bag”
Mark: makes orange juice.
I think he switched it out
im scared for him :(
Lol
It meant from the heating bag
I was thinking that to
Боже, я так уржался, когда Марк подумал, что сахар это какой-то напиток :D
(God, it was so funny to watch Mark drinking sugar as some drink mix :D)
26:41 “It’s like out cars, too big, too ornery, too angry… but you kinda like it.” 😂
Mark JUST got his bowels back to normal: now he's gunna get em impacted all over again
No joke you shouldnt eat more than 2 bc you will be pooping alot or backed up!
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o what are you ok?
@@baringinsaktiboy4279 just ignore him, he’s doing it for attention
Why does he do this though 🤣🤣🤣
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 Stup
"cocaine??... flour!!.... *cheeeezee*"
- Markiplier 2020
U were here 8 hours ago
Doesn't mark look like Keanu Reeves ?
@@joelrohlandt6347 u were here 1 hour ago
Cyanide
@@joelrohlandt6347 ft no
M
i absolutely adore the label on the back of that pouch that says "rock or something"
Mark, I've been watching your channel since I was 10, I grew up and joined the marines, I'm now 20 and seeing you eating what I usually eat is awesome and it has the same effect as meeting you in person
I'm going to fail my ASL finals.
@@MrLoverman7134 Did you fail your ASL finals? It's been two months
@@crony2388 no I passed with a C which isn't the best but I'll take it
@@MrLoverman7134 Awesome :)
“What is this? Cocaine?”
*Sniffs*
“CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE”
C O C A I N E
@@gloomy_nightflower7007 same thing🤷🏻♂️
Imagine that was Cocaine
Flour? Cocaine? Flour! Sniff* CHEEEEEEEESE
“they told me not to drink it”
“ehh ill get more water later”
*drinks poison water*
He ended up with food poisoning after the video and uploaded in instagram
@@gabrielwong89 I don’t think he did it’s all cloak merch and the hospital trip was before this vid
TakenKing vids take time to upload he probably got to the hospital before the vid uploaded
@@xoertance0d214 yeah could be
I was actually going to comment the exact same thing
As a Russian, this video made me wheeze 😭 And that “drink mix” says sugar on it. The apple sauce is also not a drink mix 😭. The Russian food say oatmeal 😍
I comeback to this video when i'm feeling down. I watched this video too many times. It's honestly one of my fav videos on the internet.
Same bro.
Reminds me of a joke from Stargate SG-1
"This tastes like chicken."
"What's wrong with that?"
"It's macaroni and cheese."
Accurate
I'm dead lmao
Man ever since I've started watching that I've been seeing fans everywhere I go.
Next should be rant and intense debates about why everything like that in a future tastes like chicken.
Nan...
Kaaa!
Now don't say "Ka" until you've tried it. 😂
Mark: *burns the table*
Unus Annus fans: Let me guess, don’t tell Amy...
Lmao I was waiting for him to say those words
Don't tell amy
OMG YES!
Y E S
Idk how many more things we can hide from her.
Thanks for giving me a heads up of what I have to look forward to.
This has got to be my favourite video mark has made so far
Fun fact, Honey is the only non man made food that never spoils ever.
Edit: This is only a generalized response and I'm not targeting anyone, but Salt is a rock, not food, it just happens to be edible, and unless you learned how to chew it (Ice does not count) then Water is not Food.
The bees know what they're doing
It’s because their knees.
Actually it can if the bottle it's in is open,
P.s it happened to me
@@karr2619 it depends on how processed it is. In Egypt people are finding containers of honey in the crypts and such that is still perfectly fine, and that's hundred to thousands of years old
And spam. Only queen Elizabeth was around for spam being made
Markiplier: "Is this sugar, why is there sugar?"
Teabag: "I EXIST, POUR SOME WATER AND SUGAR ON ME BABY!"
Wow, 144 likes in two days..
216 likes in 3 days
310 likes in 3 days...
Still in the 300s after 4 days.
"IN THE NAME OF LOVE!"
Took me a while to realize that Mark drank the water with the tang that he was not meant to drink lol
0:59 I laughed my butt off when he did the epic intro. I vibe with this for a few seconds, and then I can start laughing.
America : we have a pouch that will instantly heat your food.
Russia: here’s a mini campfire good luck
Lol
RUSSIA
Usually in the arctic/sub-arctic your tent is heated by a stove so most of the time you don't even need one.
Да
Blyat
Mark: *Don’t tell Amy*
Unus Annus Fans: Yea we know a thing or two about that.
Memento mori
@@aidaadib2937 ur a man of culture
We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two
not my fan account being “don’t_tell_amy”
@@ayjay2x927 Fuck Del Monte. Farmer's Insurance sponsorships when?
This is definitely one of those videos where you can just go back to watch it after not watching it for a couple of months and still find it entertaining
America and Russia: Here rations soldier, packed with artificial nutrients so you may fight!
Korea : I packed you some rice Young man, here's some oil and off you go
Nobody:
Mark after he's outta the hospital: *alright, we're Eating MRE's today*
Those things will TEAR your bowels UP
@@Frisbee_Paul I was absolutely fine after being on these for a week
@@overthinking3573 they murdered me maybe my friend bought shady ones
I went on a hunting trip with a buddy to the middle of no where and he said he'd bring food he brought mre's and water
@@Frisbee_Paul you might have a weak stomach. In basic one dude in our flight didn't shit for the entire week, then last day dropped a log so big and wide it stood up in the toilet. Wouldnt flush, or break up. They had to physically carry it away and dispose of it that way, it was as big as my arm.
"Wasn't commercial, it was illegal."
Mark put out some Grunkle Stan vibes
Who is grunkle stan lol
This doesn't have to do anything with this comment but has anyone noticed the 51 star flag in the thumbnail?
why the hell is this comment getting so many likes
@Back2FutureFan6 oh
Definitely lol
When I hunted with my dad, he always had a corple MREs in case of emergencies. I never tried one, but he said it's comforting when the bag warms up in the cold.
For the ravioli, the sleeve needs to be put over the bag all the way, the sleeve needs to cover the ravioli bag completely to ensure uniform heat.
mark: overfills heated bag and pours water back in glass,”i’m not supposed to drink that i’ll get more water.”
also mark: pours flavored drink powder in the same water
...nice choice of pfp
Exactly
Yep
@@7ThePrimagen si
hay he did but he won't deid from it , I made the same mistake ones and I'm fine.
Mark: Buys Russian MRE
Mark: Opens Russian MRE
Mark: oh shit......... they speak russian in Russia. I can't read this
dang, who know?
Damn who would've thought? 😨
Damn if i was him i wouldn't know either
He didn't buy it, he apparently found it at the back of a military truck
@@coryshowinganutrigainbar5689 that’s a common joke lmao, the saying ‘it just fell off the back of a truck’ basically means they got it illegally but don’t want to get arrested
"i would eat those plants..." *tap tap* "green beans... in a can" the most relatable thing mark has said
hearing him speak Korean is awesome
Next on Markiplier: "I'm in the hospital AGAIN"
@@alexedul68ac84 and ate the stuff Amy said not to eat 😂😂😂
Lol, yep
Well he did eat an American MRE, which are practically designed to block your intestines.
I was gonna say that's gonna plug Mark up.
That is so true
Marks thought process
“Flour?”
“Cocaine?”
“Cheese 😃”
Why
@@andreid7846 don't worry ignore him he's most likely a bot
Funny thing,is that I know Russian very well,and it was funny to see Mark drink sugar with water😂
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB aaaand another spam report for you
Ì Am ĶeviňBB no
3:45 - Let's get this out on a tray... nice!
I definitely ran down to the comments expecting to find some soldier claiming, "No, we 100% ordered pizza in a warzone once."
As russian, I find it very funny to look at how Markiplier dissolves a whole pack of sugar in a glass, drinks it, and still being confused why the drink is blank
Lol
as non-russian who understands russian, i find it very funny too.
i am russian too and I find it extremely funny also
as an american, i thought it was salt
Holy shit I laughed for a solid minute
As a Russian i can tell you, that him putting sugar as a drink mix and being afraid of porridge was godamn hilarious
Tbf that “porridge” looked horrible
and povidlo that was poured into glass of water (i guess with sugar) was even funnier
It was because of the exposure to the combustion chemicals, not the porridge itself.
@@wat5709 I wouldn't really go that far, it's just that a pearl barley porridge with beef is not a very common thing outside slavic countries
...Which one was the Porridge??
I ate so many of these in MCT, its honestly kinda funny to watch mark do it now
In norway it is super popular to eat food like this when going on like fishing and hunting trips, and it is delicious
My favorite thing as a Russian speaker was how Mark just dumped a whole packet of sugar into some water and drank it
still better than that red stuff
I was just staring in horror
@@Guy.B ah no I mean the red dyed tea mixes that were in the russian food packages
Sweet tea without tea
lmao same i love this it was so funny lol
Amy: "causes nausea, vomiting..."
Mark: ...I'm gonna eat it anyway
100th like- thats satisfying
This is why he keeps ending up in the hospital
@@cayfire129 you owe me a meme if he ends up there again
this is why he has 1,827 issues with his intestines
i love this video because of how mark is just doing his own thing with the meat can
Markiplier: reads instructions "dont drink the water inside"
Markiplier: proceedes to make juice in the same cup containing the water from the heater
I LEGIT JUST SAID THAT 🤦🏽♀️
I was about to say, did no one else notice he just drank the hydrogen fuel water?
Nahh he probably fine...yupp his fine! Nothing too worry about
as soon as it happened i just went “oh mark” and came to the comments- most people didn’t seem to notice tho, or they ignored it
I would hope he washed the cup off-camera before doing that because that's...dangerous.
Mark: you’re not supposed to drink this *pours it in water*
Mark .000005 seconds later: *makes some orange water, sip sip sip*
Hopefully it doesnt effect him too much
Glad I'm not ther only one who thought about that the second he did that
I came in the comments looking to see if anyone else noticed
Yeah
quote from my dad (82nd airborne) "it fells sacrilegious to eat this thing hot
Just for your information. There were several big scandals in russian military procurment, including with food.
One of these was, that allegedly the officer in charge stole the funds and replaced the meat supply with (possibly expired) canned dogfood.
Oh dear that's not good
Russia moment
“Hi, can I get a meat lovers with cheese?”
“Sure, where would you like it delivered?”
“The front lines.”
That would be an awesome delivery guy.
@@drockman92 the war people and enimys (sorry for my spelling): OOOOHHH THANKS JIM! -eats slice and starts shooting-
No one shoots the delivery man, they try to capture him at all costs
@@chinmustache6420 correct.tjey shall make him s l a v e
For
P I Z Z A
Best delivery guy hands down
“Do not overfill.”
_1 millisecond later_
“I OVERFILLED!!”
He also puts the water in the cup acknowledges he shouldn't drink it and then immediately drinks it with flavor powder
@ Conor Austin
I noticed that as well. I hope it wasn't enough to cause harm.
@@warlock1860 im glad someone noticed lol
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB shut up
"THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT."
forgets to change the water and drinks it.
16:18 oh no, that container looks exactly like cheap dog food containers here in Norway. The color, shape, material, whatever is inside of it. I have one in the fridge I bought as emergency dog food because I ran out of food and couldn’t get the high quality until the next day, so I just bought a cheap one at the grocery store 😂
hahahah slight taste of ish got me rolling hahaha best part of the video forsure 9:28
Mark: "ill get more water later"
puts orange flavoring into the water
@CantOutRunADuck yeah who cares about toxic stuff we eat mcdonalds all the time its no different
MARK THE HEATER WATER! !
Lol yes
Marks existential crisis is just his long winded way of saying “I could’ve been an engineer”
Uh I mean he practically has all the knowledge of a engineer he was 2 semesters of finishing college so he obviously had the potential and intelligence but he just choose CZcams and that’s not wrong he is making more money and having amazing experiences as a CZcamsr I don’t think that working as engineer would be as fun.
Mark is smart as fuck just to be selected to be a engineer on college is hard
But you are right I think that is a complex he has I think deep down he think he could have finished college and still be a CZcamsr just to have the degree
@@captainthez6532 trust me I did mechanical engineering in college. No it’s not fun 💀
do you mean mid-life crisis?
Soldier:WE NEED BACKUP!
The Sargeant:call THE PIZZA GUY
The existential crisis part resonated more than it should have
Mark: "I've been instructed to not eat this"
Mark, minutes later: "That's actually pretty good"
Ok
i was gonna like but i dont wanna ruin the 420
I- I am worried about him
Should I be concerned
@@elianalogothetis6787 he put the video out so nah
Mark: "why would they put straight sugar in this?"
*TEA LOOKS ON IN SORROW OF BEING FORGOTTEN*
oooooh so something there was tea ooh ok
Ew- tea with sugar is horrible.
thai tea
@@Idk-ut6wo I can’t stand tea without it lol.
@@Idk-ut6wo u ok
“ill get new water”
DOESNT GET NEW WATER
DRINKS SAID POISON
“oh it doesn’t taste that bad”
Mark needs to make more of these
"i can eat green beans straight out of a can"
so i'm guessing negotiations with green giant is going well
I hope so
Yessss
I can relate
"It wasn't commercial. It was illegal." -Mark Edward Fischbach, 2020
Aren't you supposed to be dead...
@@C4ptainC0rky reality is often disappointing
Do not drink, pours in glass saying he’ll change it then drinks the cool aid powder from the drink he forgot to change lmfao
And he didn't eat the turkey nuggets lmao
@@ericmaloney6730he literally grabbed one of the turkey nuggets up ate it flicked the tray while saying lot a pepper
10:20 didn't expect the intense personal roast bro why😭
Oh, I see. He's not a masochist.
*He's suicidal.*
LISTEN- STOP CALLIN ME OUT--
😂😂😂
@@system_mistakes8500 NO HE WAS CALLING ME OUT
@@system_mistakes8500 AHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@toastarkat ok 🤣🤣🤣
“ThEy Said NoT To DrInK ITtt... I’ll get more later”
*Drinks the water*
I was just thinking that
ItS WiTh OrAnGe StUfF
That’s what I came to the comments for
lmao let him have his blissful ignorance
@@pimpdaddy5219 lmfao same
As a Russian, I want to say that there are translators that can translate an image. Second, you should not use the burner inside. Third, they made a new MRE in Russia. I know it is not the best time, but you could try the new one
I want to see Mark do the whole American MRE menu breakdown. There are literally dozens of different menu options and every soldier, airman, marine, sailor has their favorite. And the one they absolutely despise.Have him try the pork cutlets.
When do airmen eat their MRES?
@@MrLoverman7134 During Exercises and deployments just like every other branch of the military.
@@Gundamguy-py3ir oh yeah, I knew that. I totally wasn't imagined a pilot pulling out an MRE pouch mid-flight trying to cook it while maintaining stable course
"THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT! Oh well, I'll just get new water"
*drinks the chemical water a few minutes after*
@W A N T • S Ę Х • My name is Rita ! why is your name tag in existence
Right? Lol I was sitting there praying he got new water off camera or something
@@stuffyworld10 I was gonna say that lmao
@@stuffyworld10 nah he'll be fine considering it didnt have time to react
haha lol i was looking for this comment
“You can’t order a pizza in the middle of a war zone.”
Not with that attitude you can’t
We need a modern version of "Saving Private Ryan" where an Uber driver has to make a perilous journey to deliver Domino's to an Army unit stationed in Baghdad.
@@daleharden1749 and if they really want to be accurate the Uber driver won’t get a tip
@@daleharden1749 Yes xD
Anything's possible if you have a positive view on it
Lol
Oh man, I swore to do and sort of don't miss the era of Mark's over-edited videos
As a person who speaks and reads russian it was soo funny seeing mark put sugar and jam into water when ITS MEANT FOR THE TEA
Looks: “Cocaine?”
Feels: “Flour!”
Smells: “cheeeeeese”
Tbh I think it was milk powder lol
@@LorienWicck most likely
This part had me dying for some dumb fucking reason xD
Hotel? Trivago
Sounds: