I Review Canadian "Candy"

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  • čas přidán 23. 05. 2021
  • Today I dive into the wonderful world of Canadian "candy" and give my honest unbiased review... it's pretty much all ketchup...
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  • @KermitBagel
    @KermitBagel Před 3 lety +465

    "We don't have bears in America"
    **Doubts in [REDACTED]**

  • @MeowMaeda
    @MeowMaeda Před 2 lety +524

    Mark: "We don't have bears in America"
    Me: *Flashbacks of Unus Annus to multiple bear problems.*

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      @GodzillasGhostGaming Před 2 lety +24

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      @datdragonboi9354 Před 2 lety +15

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      @verdantater9797 Před 2 lety +9

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    • @hexon1069
      @hexon1069 Před 2 lety +5

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    • @anonym7347
      @anonym7347 Před 2 lety +1

      Also Yellow Stone

  • @sloth4235
    @sloth4235 Před 4 měsíci +473

    “We don’t have bears in America” 😂 I guess the huge black bear I saw in the mountains in a hike was just Markiplier in a bear suit

    • @user-E_674
      @user-E_674 Před 3 měsíci +1

      and Canada had bears

    • @camerongcarpenter
      @camerongcarpenter Před 3 měsíci +6

      that was a canadian bear

    • @Im-in-a-toaster
      @Im-in-a-toaster Před 3 měsíci +3

      It was mr fazington

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus Před 3 měsíci

      lol but like, IMAGINE if it was though!

    • @jeremiahpuckett5836
      @jeremiahpuckett5836 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@camerongcarpenter there aren’t any Canadian bears. The Romans called the black bear Ursus Americanus. Aka American Black Bear. 😂

  • @jasonclark605
    @jasonclark605 Před 10 měsíci +278

    Markiplier:"eats one whippet" and casually goes to the heaven gates 🤣🤣

    • @bc4108
      @bc4108 Před 5 měsíci +6

      I was really hoping he'd love them. Both as a Canadian and a Quebecer. Poutine and whippets are our lifeblood 🩸 (Poutines only in quebec though bc they taste like buttcheeks anywhere else).

    • @puggyman01
      @puggyman01 Před 3 měsíci

      @@bc4108 I have only eaten homemade poutine. I can’t trust other people with food.

  • @vinxow3162
    @vinxow3162 Před 2 lety +4079

    Mark: "They're either Canadian or have the Canadian mood"
    Australia: "Tim Tams are made by Arnott, the biggest biscuit company in Australia

  • @GeckyWecky
    @GeckyWecky Před 2 lety +3882

    Mark: Trying Canadian candies! **pulls out TimTams**
    Australians: What

    • @personreviewslife
      @personreviewslife Před 2 lety +69

      Thank you! My cousins from Australia introduced us to those long ago.

    • @courtofreels6253
      @courtofreels6253 Před 2 lety +7

      @@personreviewslife same!

    • @Will-O-thee-Wisp
      @Will-O-thee-Wisp Před 2 lety +108

      As a Canadian, it surprised me to see TimTams. We love them so much that we import them, as I've tried them, they're pretty good. But I'm pretty sure it's written on the package that they're Australian. 😆

    • @con8459
      @con8459 Před 2 lety +26

      No I think what you meant was: *oi*

    • @brettmccans1073
      @brettmccans1073 Před 2 lety +3

      I was bout to say

  • @lucasking3851
    @lucasking3851 Před 11 měsíci +131

    He added 11 more stages to the 5 stages of grief with those reactions 😂

  • @sylasculp9917
    @sylasculp9917 Před 10 měsíci +215

    As a Canadian I can confirm that the Maple Cream is one of the best snacks to exist

    • @commenter4368
      @commenter4368 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Damn right

    • @user-gv4mi9cd2y
      @user-gv4mi9cd2y Před 5 měsíci

      We have them in the northeast USA too. Kinda mid, but my grandmother went through a phase of being addicted to them

    • @Shreklington
      @Shreklington Před 4 měsíci

      Bro its awesome

    • @nezuko8971
      @nezuko8971 Před 4 měsíci

      Love your pfp

    • @puggyman01
      @puggyman01 Před 3 měsíci

      @@user-gv4mi9cd2y I think I had that in Wisconsin? Can’t remember.

  • @med5674
    @med5674 Před 3 lety +627

    Mark: eats smarties “why is it spicy”
    Me: Visible confusion

    • @Rain593
      @Rain593 Před 3 lety +46

      I felt the same thing. Like.... wat.

    • @MystoRobot
      @MystoRobot Před 3 lety +33

      Spicy huh?
      Something clearly happened during shipping... something very nefarious.

    • @jrmsproductions8775
      @jrmsproductions8775 Před 3 lety +5

      Same here.

    • @Tea-sg6cb
      @Tea-sg6cb Před 3 lety +10

      SAME. I was like wait wh???

    • @vasilia6142
      @vasilia6142 Před 3 lety +14

      same i am confused why he say smarties spicy its never spicey I love smarties

  • @ogtrashbag3380
    @ogtrashbag3380 Před 2 lety +497

    “Tim tams just sound Canadian”
    *screams in Australia*

    • @aidreean4804
      @aidreean4804 Před 2 lety +10

      Straya

    • @xanderferrari8823
      @xanderferrari8823 Před 2 lety +6

      Straya

    • @willowkaszynski186
      @willowkaszynski186 Před 2 lety +8

      same with the bubble chocolate

    • @KaosDreamer
      @KaosDreamer Před 2 lety +2

      Right? Course Arnott's is owned by the US now. Both during Campell's owning them and the investment group that bought them from Campell's. But still I am super glad to at least have the basics in the US through Target and occasionally the company I work for. My wife is Australian so I have been hooked for years now. Currently I have a package of Kensington Pride Mango and Cream on my desk.

    • @willowkaszynski186
      @willowkaszynski186 Před 2 lety +7

      @@KaosDreamer Idk why it makes me SO mad to hear that Arnotts is now owned by the US but it has. XD Please take good care of Polly. (Polly is the parrot on the brand)

  • @Kale501
    @Kale501 Před 9 měsíci +85

    As a canadian, I can verify that we do not put ketchup on our aero chocolate

    • @_korbo_
      @_korbo_ Před 8 měsíci

      Wow, fake canadian.

    • @SOMERANDOMDUDESomething
      @SOMERANDOMDUDESomething Před 5 měsíci +5

      As a canadian to i confirm and you are rigth we do not dip chocolate i speak french

    • @Lunaskylette
      @Lunaskylette Před měsícem +6

      As a Canadian, I can verify it’s not ketchup, but mustard that we dip our chocolates in

  • @Eramidas
    @Eramidas Před 9 měsíci +32

    While Mark discovers hot sauce on popcorn, I'm watching him while eating Takis popcorn, and it is quite good

  • @koreboii
    @koreboii Před 3 lety +7436

    “It’s kinda like a butterfinger if butterfinger was a lot staler and more concrete. It’s like a tasty ROCK!” Mark wtf

    • @kerikrogel9126
      @kerikrogel9126 Před 3 lety +82

      I'm guessing it's like Sea Foam candy, from Michigan.

    • @johnhornsby
      @johnhornsby Před 3 lety +96

      I mean that is exactly what the candy tastes like though. :D

    • @MageSkeleton
      @MageSkeleton Před 3 lety +29

      i loved that description

    • @colinwisbey8887
      @colinwisbey8887 Před 3 lety +50

      He ate it wrong but he was right

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee Před 3 lety +5

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 8921

  • @blipwibble6977
    @blipwibble6977 Před 3 lety +493

    10% of the intro: “I’m going to be eating candy”
    90% of the intro: “I am in Canadia”
    *restart*
    “I AM IN CANADA TO CLEANSE MY AMERICAN SINS”

    • @cameronsiebert1721
      @cameronsiebert1721 Před 3 lety +1

      “Canadia”

    • @mynameisjoedahand3008
      @mynameisjoedahand3008 Před 3 lety

      Whattt

    • @teaboi3605
      @teaboi3605 Před 3 lety

      Yessir

    • @sethender443
      @sethender443 Před 3 lety

      THIS IS WAT U DO WITH TIM TAMS: First bite a hole on each end of the Tim Tam
      Then suck hot coffee through the Tim Tam allowing the liquid to melt the Tim Tam making it moist and ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS

  • @Lunar_Blacksmith
    @Lunar_Blacksmith Před 9 měsíci +21

    The editing on this video was top notch. Definitely had me laughing. Amazing editing. RIP Canadians and your favorite snacks, but if you were expecting Mark to be a fair and unbiased person to legit review snacks you are in the wrong place lol.

  • @EzraPlutoCharles
    @EzraPlutoCharles Před 10 měsíci +35

    I remember always being so excited for Aero mini bars on Halloween. They were in the big pack with Coffee Crisps and Smarties.
    I love Ketchup Chips!! Tomatoes are so good. Favourite fruit. Big ones I eat like apples, small like grapes.
    All Dressed Chips are so good! One of my favourite flavours.
    Whippets are like Wagon Wheels. Loved those as a kid. Didn't get them a whole lot but a great snack. I also speak both English and French cause I did Immersion from K-Grade 9.
    Never had a Tim Tam.
    Fucking LOVE Crunchy bars! My favourite chocolate bar. Sponge Toffee is amazing. One of my favourite candies.
    Bear Paws! I loved getting these in lunches! Soft cookies. I used to also bring those to work with me on my way to have for breakfast.
    Maple Creme cookies are okay.
    Smarties! Yes!
    Caramilks are so good!
    Never had Bridge Mix but something similar. I kinda like them.
    I can't eat Oh Henry's.
    OMGs have other things and I've had the ones without nuts and they're really good.
    I don't think I've had Goodies.
    Ketchup seasoning! Love that seasoning brand. They make good All Dressed seasoning. No Name brand Popcorn! Nice combo!
    LISTEN TO/WATCH DISTRACTIBLE!
    I still want more Canadian content.

  • @Lex-iy9kv
    @Lex-iy9kv Před 2 lety +880

    The “hell yeah brother” was the most American thing you’ve said in this entire video.

  • @ImNotFinn
    @ImNotFinn Před 2 lety +439

    broke my heart when Mark called Tim Tams Canadian and not Australian

    • @ileiahall7523
      @ileiahall7523 Před 2 lety

      haha only way I knew that was through Granny to be honest.

    • @piperhope8036
      @piperhope8036 Před 2 lety +9

      I’m furious about the tim tams, most iconic snack for Australia

    • @jayleeshaw7169
      @jayleeshaw7169 Před 2 lety +5

      Tim Tams are goood

    • @rileyjones5529
      @rileyjones5529 Před 2 lety

      Same, annoyed me so much

    • @veronicamacovei6502
      @veronicamacovei6502 Před 2 lety +1

      he said that he doesn't actually know where they're originally from guys

  • @Chris-hs2tm
    @Chris-hs2tm Před 7 měsíci +16

    Fun fact, "Crunchies" is a dry honeycomb snack! On Guam (talking from personal experience) we eat those as a snack, for those who don't know the texture is like biting into those green foam things that hold flowers.

    • @burger_lady
      @burger_lady Před měsícem

      I love the texture of those😌
      I’ve seen a version that usually comes around Christmas that actually look like big rocks and are ROUGH to chew through because of their shape😭
      Still love em💀

    • @zacharywest9215
      @zacharywest9215 Před 22 hodinami

      "It's like a tasty rock." - Markiplier

  • @DamienS515S
    @DamienS515S Před 9 měsíci +9

    The fact that I am Canadian and haven’t tried a few of these “candies” (snacks as people call them) and also for the crunchie bar, I usually let it melt in my mouth, taste better, way more flavour.

  • @GreatestFilmaker
    @GreatestFilmaker Před 2 lety +6097

    I love how his mentality is if it’s not American it’s Canadian

  • @Kjf365
    @Kjf365 Před 3 lety +449

    Mark accidentally discovering he likes hot sauce on popcorn is probably the funniest non-gaming thing I've witnessed on this channel.

    • @claremorningstar537
      @claremorningstar537 Před 3 lety +22

      Every Mexican: 👀

    • @sororsn
      @sororsn Před 3 lety +18

      Wait till he finds that there's Takis popcorn

    • @Crackrzz
      @Crackrzz Před 3 lety +5

      @@sororsn Nooooooo. Don't want him just sucking the powder off and leaving the wet popcorn. ROFL!

    • @jetblack5941
      @jetblack5941 Před 3 lety +3

      wait till he discovers jalapeno salt on popcorn, same thing without the wet

    • @sarahkrig6375
      @sarahkrig6375 Před 3 lety

      @@jetblack5941 unless he just licks it off... because that’s how they end up wet

  • @kallimccarthy7975
    @kallimccarthy7975 Před 6 měsíci +31

    As a Canadian I'm so happy that Mark found snacks he liked. If Mark wants to come back, he should come to Newfoundland!! I have a feeling that he would like the culture and the food here, but just a thought :)

  • @naut7560
    @naut7560 Před 10 měsíci +5

    when i saw mark put ketchup on the chocolate i paused the video and walked away for 5 minutes in sheer shock

  • @mrmlgpro426
    @mrmlgpro426 Před 2 lety +2237

    mark: "wow tim tams, canadians know their stuff"
    the entirety of Australia: "am i a joke to you?"

  • @katiehaddock3526
    @katiehaddock3526 Před 2 lety +900

    “ these may not be Canadian”
    First things I see: Australian, British, British, German :))

    • @pyrocringicalxd9849
      @pyrocringicalxd9849 Před 2 lety +6

      @monstershagger ...i agree, ill be dimma damned if i dont ask this hooman which ones they are talkin about, HOOMAN WHO MADE COMMENT, PLZ TELL, ME CURIOUS (Sorry for purposefully sounding like a dumbass XD)

    • @SammyLindstrom666
      @SammyLindstrom666 Před 2 lety +13

      Only thing I see that isn't Canadian is timtams .... elaborate, this Canadian is now curious

    • @bigchungus7050
      @bigchungus7050 Před 2 lety +3

      We got all of these in canada

    • @Bee-pb9nj
      @Bee-pb9nj Před 2 lety +17

      @@SammyLindstrom666 avaliable in canada ≠ canadian

    • @wexmell
      @wexmell Před 2 lety +6

      @@SammyLindstrom666 They may be available in Canada, but aren't Canadian.
      Like Lays are from the US and Smarties are from the UK.

  • @chrismckinnon3976
    @chrismckinnon3976 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Mark: I’m gonna clean my palate with canadia’s candy
    Also Mark: I need a palate cleanser

  • @JadenSkeens
    @JadenSkeens Před 11 měsíci +7

    7:22
    that sneeze😂
    Bless you mark

  • @kyuurogane6254
    @kyuurogane6254 Před 2 lety +357

    “We don’t have bears in America”
    - Markiplier (May 24th, 2021)

  • @keeleyhaywood130
    @keeleyhaywood130 Před 2 lety +298

    Title:I Review Canadian ''Candy''
    Mark: drops Tim Tams
    All of Australia: wtf

    • @darkdrago34
      @darkdrago34 Před 2 lety +14

      Thank you I was waiting for someone to notice

    • @aschasworld4630
      @aschasworld4630 Před 2 lety +3

      LEGIT OMG

    • @dalloweenMP3
      @dalloweenMP3 Před 2 lety +4

      god exactly. pain

    • @auzziesrule8497
      @auzziesrule8497 Před 2 lety +4

      I wish he googled all these candys befor eating them

    • @isaacyau7160
      @isaacyau7160 Před 2 lety +8

      Genuinely though I thought everyone knew that Tim Tams were like THE Australian thing what the what

  • @lemekicampbell1226
    @lemekicampbell1226 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Australia: Tim Tams are an iconic snack of australia.
    Mark: Tim Tams sound Canadian.

  • @-_PlutoLuto_-
    @-_PlutoLuto_- Před 11 měsíci +5

    I had no idea Bear Paws were only in Canada, as a Canadian I can tell you this video made me laugh

  • @wyattgray2831
    @wyattgray2831 Před 2 lety +630

    Just for everyone who has never tried Smarties before: Smarties aren't spicy. They're just chocolate with candy coating and they're delicious.

    • @dweebybanana5050
      @dweebybanana5050 Před 2 lety +42

      i think it was spicy for him because of the drink he drank before eating them

    • @ChokedOnStupidity
      @ChokedOnStupidity Před 2 lety +18

      Chocolate- smarties have chocolate-?? Why was I not informEd

    • @metalmario1231
      @metalmario1231 Před 2 lety +17

      also thats what the candy known as rockets is called in america

    • @WulfyFang3
      @WulfyFang3 Před 2 lety +2

      Smarties are more of a marzipan candy, not chocolate. You must be thinking of something else.

    • @VitoKnight731
      @VitoKnight731 Před 2 lety +23

      @@WulfyFang3 no they are definetly chocolate coated candy we got them here too. Exactly the same as in the video

  • @MalcolmVT
    @MalcolmVT Před 2 lety +291

    Title: canadian candy
    Mark: *throws timtams on the table*
    Sir you have made a critical error

    • @taurus_says_hi8404
      @taurus_says_hi8404 Před 2 lety +9

      * cries bogan tears *

    • @vask-hx6io
      @vask-hx6io Před 2 lety +4

      Bro that’s what I thought I was confused

    • @helix.7689
      @helix.7689 Před 2 lety +2

      at least someone said it

    • @STRABRee
      @STRABRee Před 2 lety +2

      crunchies, tim tams, smarties, and aeros are all in australia

    • @Linebecken
      @Linebecken Před 2 lety +1

      Also Aero's and crunchies are UK chocos and a whippet is just a tunnocks tea cake.

  • @Kiwiqwp
    @Kiwiqwp Před měsícem +1

    24:46 the moment mark figured out that hot sauce on popcorn is THE BEST, is hilarious to me 😭

  • @user-sx2bc5jh3t
    @user-sx2bc5jh3t Před 10 měsíci +5

    As a Canadian i can say that im truly disappointed that he did not have all dressed ruffles as in my opinion those are the best chip

  • @pierre-eloipare1755
    @pierre-eloipare1755 Před 2 lety +452

    Mark: *puts ketchup on chocolate* "I feel like this a weird thing in Canada, it's a weird thing to me but not in Canada"
    Me, a Canadian: Wha... what... what the fuck is he doing? o_o

  • @weaponenthusiast2623
    @weaponenthusiast2623 Před 2 lety +600

    “I’m gonna get everything on the Tim Horton’s menu”
    I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THAT VIDEO

    • @MrFolksyseekr809
      @MrFolksyseekr809 Před 2 lety +11

      Yo same. I hope he tries literally everything.

    • @isla3458
      @isla3458 Před 2 lety +10

      HE SHOULD GET KEITH FROM THE TRY GUYS TO COLLAB WITH HIM

    • @molddew5271
      @molddew5271 Před 2 lety +1

      @@isla3458 AGREED

    • @DC_DUDE_401
      @DC_DUDE_401 Před 2 lety

      Me too! It’ll be great!

    • @No-ci7he
      @No-ci7he Před 2 lety +11

      I just hope for the sake of those poor timmies workers that he hits all the 3-4 tims in his area instead of ordering everything from one tims

  • @seangingras6068
    @seangingras6068 Před 5 měsíci +6

    y'know the ketchup seasonings? you're supposed to put a little bit in the bag and mix it up real good and then you get the good taste

  • @Gameboys-gg7re
    @Gameboys-gg7re Před 5 měsíci +3

    As a Canadian we do not put ketchup on everything😊

  • @dandischinosvarietyhour1655
    @dandischinosvarietyhour1655 Před 2 lety +775

    "My mouth is full of sin. Dirty, American sin."
    -Me, midway through a Big Mac

    • @kingbob126
      @kingbob126 Před 2 lety +9

      Big macs are world wide this doesn't make a lot of sense too... ohhhhhh wait yes America thinks everything is theirs LMAO

    • @AlexGarcia-rz9gp
      @AlexGarcia-rz9gp Před 2 lety +34

      @@kingbob126 Yooo you are very petty bro. Chill out. MCDONALDS is an American company and was founded there. Plus many Americans eat McDonalds while it is obviously not healthy (American Sin). Just calm down and keep politics out of a comment section about snacks. Not everyone needs to be informed of your prejudices towards Americans lol.

    • @kingbob126
      @kingbob126 Před 2 lety +2

      @@AlexGarcia-rz9gp Actually I'm reciting something Markiplier addressed in this video , went way over your head apparently. There is no prejudice in what I said America is a decent place, but the fact that you got upset tells me a lot about you personally. :) and not everyone needs to be informed? Actually isn't that one of your rights? freedom of speech/expression ? It is pointless for you to tell me I can't make a comment (which was a joke by the way) going off the comment YOU made, you seem very idiotic and self consumed

    • @dadguy8415
      @dadguy8415 Před 2 lety +3

      @@kingbob126 Wow your so smart

    • @starthornfromscratch2718
      @starthornfromscratch2718 Před 2 lety +14

      @@kingbob126 I do get your point and I do not think that they should have told you not to speak (again, because freedom of speech and because what you said was a joke lol) but McDonalds is an American company, so technically it is American even if it has spread to other places. ^^'
      There wasn't any reason to get mad at the original joke either, since as you seem to have said, you shouldn't get mad at jokes. (Agreed on most fronts.)
      If I got anything wrong with your explanation please explain. :)

  • @MrXlchaoslx
    @MrXlchaoslx Před 2 lety +575

    Australians: our most two proudest products? Timtams and Vegemite
    Americans: good job Canada

    • @tsmswrestlerlawl
      @tsmswrestlerlawl Před 2 lety +49

      I really don’t think an American has said good job to Vegemite 💀

    • @mehemynxm6974
      @mehemynxm6974 Před 2 lety +10

      @@tsmswrestlerlawl weak taste buds

    • @jamesnaumann248
      @jamesnaumann248 Před 2 lety +4

      Also with the whippets, we have royals lol

    • @slaydox811
      @slaydox811 Před 2 lety +2

      us aussie are pro

    • @MrXlchaoslx
      @MrXlchaoslx Před 2 lety +2

      @@tsmswrestlerlawl i can smell the weakness on your dainty breath, as they say "tablespoon of cement" big girl

  • @Legallystupid13
    @Legallystupid13 Před 7 měsíci +3

    As a Canadian, whippets are one of my favourite store bought desserts😭😭

  • @MONTYGUMBALL
    @MONTYGUMBALL Před 24 dny

    The Tim Tam Slam is where you bit both ends of a Tim Tam, and the cookie in it acts like a straw, so you can drink milk or coffee with it, and once you can suck anymore, you take it out and it has the snap of the chocolate, combined with the cold milk inside makes it milky and soft.

  • @teeleaf9252
    @teeleaf9252 Před 3 lety +7687

    Mark eating a Crunchie not knowing it's hard was probably one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing

    • @anifsky1065
      @anifsky1065 Před 3 lety +40

      *Coffee Crisp >:(((

    • @swiffur4170
      @swiffur4170 Před 3 lety +23

      @@anifsky1065 what

    • @that_one_weeb_4589
      @that_one_weeb_4589 Před 3 lety +117

      @@anifsky1065 no, coffee crisp is coffee. Not a crunchie

    • @Sinreven
      @Sinreven Před 3 lety +83

      @@anifsky1065 Crunchie is a Sponge Toffee bar

    • @lexthequeer
      @lexthequeer Před 3 lety +76

      That surprised me too because here in australia our Crunchie is a much more light and airy honeycomb

  • @cleodoesstuff8248
    @cleodoesstuff8248 Před 2 lety +1103

    Markiplier: "Tim Tams are canadian"
    Me: Angry Australian noises

    • @semiautomatic7415
      @semiautomatic7415 Před 2 lety +5

      mhm same

    • @danyrista4429
      @danyrista4429 Před 2 lety +65

      dont worry canada is bassicly air-conditioned australia

    • @matthewdias393
      @matthewdias393 Před 2 lety +9

      I'm Canadian and this was me

    • @mango4981
      @mango4981 Před 2 lety +17

      @@danyrista4429 if we had spiders like Australia, I would just stop aliving

    • @danyrista4429
      @danyrista4429 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mango4981 true that but think about it, we got them raccons, these things are savage beast

  • @cherylchislett2368
    @cherylchislett2368 Před 5 měsíci +3

    it hurts to hear as an australian mark say "canadians know how to live" while eating timtams
    (still love you mark)

  • @icypop-real
    @icypop-real Před 19 dny

    "I think they put it the water to be honest-"
    Ah yes
    I love waking up to a good ol glass of maple water

  • @lanos6853
    @lanos6853 Před 2 lety +500

    “They probably put maple syrup in the water”
    How does he know?!

    • @ethiowolfgaming3355
      @ethiowolfgaming3355 Před 2 lety +15

      He must be taken care of get the geese!!!

    • @samanthanobbs7808
      @samanthanobbs7808 Před 2 lety +5

      From a fellow Canadian, I must inquire you this one simple thing:
      What the absolute fuck are you smoking, my guy? XD

    • @loganstaniforth5386
      @loganstaniforth5386 Před 2 lety +6

      @@samanthanobbs7808 There is a federal maple syrup reserve for a reason. We would never, EVER, waste such a precious, life giving fluid on WATER *gasps in shocked Canadian horror*

    • @rookyboi4514
      @rookyboi4514 Před 2 lety +2

      Release the moose

    • @SugoiGrove
      @SugoiGrove Před 2 lety +2

      Who told him our secrets?!

  • @nonotthatkindofsasquatch
    @nonotthatkindofsasquatch Před 3 lety +6035

    He’s enjoying his last moments until the Canadian government shows up and takes him away.

  • @BottFuso
    @BottFuso Před 2 měsíci +1

    I have never had Whippets but they look just like Mallomars which are extremely yummy/
    Oh Henrys are an old time candy bars and these are just mini versions. Lastly I commend you for knowing the difference between smarties and smarties, you are a wealth of knowledge with little or no practical use!

  • @SBGFSisBroGamingFun
    @SBGFSisBroGamingFun Před 26 dny

    As a canadian, thank u 4 the part about "Canada is a magical place" thing😊

  • @stefanfarrugia6736
    @stefanfarrugia6736 Před 2 lety +353

    Plot twist: The Canadian FBI has actually reached Markiplier and forced him to do this video, which explains why he is so weird in the beginning

    • @blueishere1613
      @blueishere1613 Před 2 lety +4

      he's weird in the beginning of all his videos lmao

    • @neonelitebook
      @neonelitebook Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah, Canadas FBI is just CSIS

    • @harley_ashleylove312
      @harley_ashleylove312 Před 2 lety +1

      Wait no, you may be onto something

    • @ahmedtheguy3634
      @ahmedtheguy3634 Před 2 lety +2

      @@blueishere1613 so you mean mark has always been in the hands of the Canadian FBI

    • @Fuujin777
      @Fuujin777 Před 2 lety +2

      dude there's no such thing as the "canadian fbi" In canada we just call them police

  • @pazuzu43
    @pazuzu43 Před 2 lety +503

    Sorry for everyone but this video is 10 times better if your canadian . Even if it’s funny enough like that .

  • @jaqs5974
    @jaqs5974 Před 2 měsíci

    i love lixian editing sm

  • @matthewburton7092
    @matthewburton7092 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Wow! I love your vids mark, thanks for making me happy for all of these years… I am great-full.

  • @koolkat4321
    @koolkat4321 Před 3 lety +372

    "everything in Canada is maple based, I think they put it in the water"
    okay, but have you smelled our money yet Mark?

  • @creepypastime1664
    @creepypastime1664 Před 2 lety +307

    Markiplier Trying Hot Sauce on Popcorn: I've discovered something.
    Me, a Hispanic: um...about that.

    • @renasc6611
      @renasc6611 Před 2 lety +3

      Saaame 🤣

    • @thebigsad8689
      @thebigsad8689 Před 2 lety

      Heheheheh...

    • @Kennymation
      @Kennymation Před 2 lety +1

      I was like?? How can you love spicy food and never put hot sauce on popcorn!!

    • @anti-socialmedia
      @anti-socialmedia Před 2 lety

      And me, a Candian, never ever ever seen anyone here do that lol.

    • @mezf
      @mezf Před 2 lety +1

      how bout that sweet sweet Valentina on your popcorn huh?

  • @pharmacyagent2514
    @pharmacyagent2514 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Iron-bru= urn brew.. as a Scottish person i am mortified

  • @trytobestme7545
    @trytobestme7545 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Yes Canada. It is a frozen hostile wasteland, and there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements. After digging a hole in the the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk and I would build an igloo to protect ourselves. From poplar bears and flying hockey pucks!

  • @jormungandr5563
    @jormungandr5563 Před 2 lety +9127

    The Canadians might be slightly annoyed, but every Australian wants his blood.

    • @liv4750
      @liv4750 Před 2 lety +153

      facts

    • @kaydeeeyd2657
      @kaydeeeyd2657 Před 2 lety +471

      the minute i saw tim tams i RAN to the comments

    • @pidj.
      @pidj. Před 2 lety +186

      Him saying how Canadian it sounded and then complimenting them on it ahaha

    • @miriam1256
      @miriam1256 Před 2 lety +15

      i’m annoyed 🥲

    • @kimberlywilliams7567
      @kimberlywilliams7567 Před 2 lety +14

      Right!?! 😂

  • @Woofpro8
    @Woofpro8 Před rokem +3167

    Mark: Calls bear paws bad.
    Canadian elementary and middle schoolers: dies inside

    • @jessikapiche6097
      @jessikapiche6097 Před rokem +53

      true, but they still taste so cheap compare to the actual molasse cookies they are suppose to be! Terribly cheap on flavor, crumbly, just terrible.

    • @jhonshmo8400
      @jhonshmo8400 Před rokem +22

      true but he's right they taste like nothing

    • @mONkAy-bg5ue
      @mONkAy-bg5ue Před rokem +6

      True

    • @ashton_alexander
      @ashton_alexander Před rokem +30

      As a Canadian very true I grew up on bear paws but now that I think about it, they do taste like nothing very cheap quality.

    • @Ikury_X
      @Ikury_X Před rokem +14

      they taste pretty meh but its like every single person i know's childhood so its good 👍

  • @Scopemoney3475
    @Scopemoney3475 Před 3 měsíci

    As a Canadian this make me proud. Here my list of those; 1. Coffe crisp, 2.Whippet 2. Bear paws 3. Smarties 4 i never had anymore

  • @KingOfdemmons-tt3cd
    @KingOfdemmons-tt3cd Před 10 měsíci +1

    the second he whipped out the ketchup lays my brain was like "what if u just ate lays with ketchup" I got up and now I am enjoying lays with ketchup

  • @jazzberends4055
    @jazzberends4055 Před 2 lety +413

    Mark: *likes hot sauce on popcorn*
    Also Mark: "THE SMARTIES ARE SPICY!!"

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 Před 2 lety +2

      he didn't say he doesn't like spice. Those 2 things have no correlation.

    • @lucyinchat
      @lucyinchat Před 2 lety +6

      Spicy ≠ Hot. Cinnamon is just a weird flavor.

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lucyinchat hot sauce is spicy.

    • @Biankalicious15
      @Biankalicious15 Před 2 lety +10

      Plus there is 0g of cinnamon in a smartie 😂😂 so idk what the hell was on is fingers that he tasted 😂

    • @ace_of_crows8041
      @ace_of_crows8041 Před 2 lety +3

      Smaties arent cinnamonny

  • @undestifined
    @undestifined Před 2 lety +1869

    Mark: “we don’t have bears in America”
    Me living in Virginia looking out the door staring at a brown bear digging through our trash: You’re right, no bears here.

  • @HelloKitty-tv4vn
    @HelloKitty-tv4vn Před 11 měsíci +1

    Mark having chocolate with ketchup: "why do Canadians have ketchup with chocolate..? that's just weird"
    Canadians: "we don't.."
    Tim Tam is a brand of chocolate biscuit introduced by the Australian biscuit company Arnott's in 1964. It consists of two malted biscuits separated by a light hard chocolate cream filling and coated in a thin layer of textured chocolate.

  • @ChurroPole
    @ChurroPole Před 7 měsíci +1

    The whippets reaction makes me want to see mark react to Danish “flødeboller”

  • @CocoChloeTV
    @CocoChloeTV Před 2 lety +382

    why is no one talking about the fact that he said smarties are spicy

  • @nikomoon2
    @nikomoon2 Před 2 lety +242

    “We don’t have bears.”
    Mark, you live in California... WE HAVE A BEAR ON OUR STATE FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @aturtleinside9426
      @aturtleinside9426 Před 2 lety +9

      The state flag of California depicts a grizzly bear which has been extinct in the state since the 1920s. Choose a different example.

    • @pomegranatejuice5139
      @pomegranatejuice5139 Před 2 lety +10

      @@aturtleinside9426 so? there's still bears that live in california, even if they aren't grizzly bears.

    • @aturtleinside9426
      @aturtleinside9426 Před 2 lety +3

      @@pomegranatejuice5139 I just meant that their point of having a bear on a flag doesn't mean said bear live in said state. The argument doesn't add up.

    • @chosenthesloth
      @chosenthesloth Před 2 lety +1

      @@aturtleinside9426 washington. Ive seen a lot of bears.

    • @alluvermin
      @alluvermin Před 2 lety +1

      I'm glad he can say one sarcastic ass remark each video that makes me irrationally upset at how wrong it is.

  • @starzzy___
    @starzzy___ Před 9 měsíci +3

    the pains of seeing chocolates from britain become other countrys

  • @AnxiousHell
    @AnxiousHell Před měsícem +1

    **Zoned out doing makeup**
    "You have homework." -mark
    **Confused fear**

  • @nigelcabel5797
    @nigelcabel5797 Před 2 lety +509

    Mark talking about the Maple Cookies: "You only eat two or three of these"
    Me, a Canadian: "Haha, yeah … two or three..."

    • @connorthompson4030
      @connorthompson4030 Před 2 lety +4

      Me a new Englander: yeah only two or three and only in Canada definitely...

    • @anniebeauregard1964
      @anniebeauregard1964 Před 2 lety +2

      Can relate

    • @NightStarGamer
      @NightStarGamer Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah I can eat a whole box of those maple cookies. Though he is right they are great dipped in milk or coffee.

    • @reetunusunus38
      @reetunusunus38 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah three times four maybe

    • @thedetoking6058
      @thedetoking6058 Před 2 lety +2

      Litterally whenever i eat some i have to eat the whole box

  • @HicksGaming_20
    @HicksGaming_20 Před 2 lety +699

    “It’s like a tasty rock”
    - Markiplier 2021

    • @HicksGaming_20
      @HicksGaming_20 Před 2 lety +9

      @@drakeadams8607 I’ve tried that a lot of times and when I tasted it with milk, like you said, I was in heaven

    • @justjax518
      @justjax518 Před 2 lety +6

      @@HicksGaming_20 i gotta try that

    • @liagamer4265
      @liagamer4265 Před 2 lety +2

      Ive always wabted to eat a rock

    • @HicksGaming_20
      @HicksGaming_20 Před 2 lety +1

      @@liagamer4265 same😂

  • @xcentric_gaming9264
    @xcentric_gaming9264 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Like the god of chocolate" *chomp*
    Casually ascends

  • @HarleenHarpe
    @HarleenHarpe Před měsícem +1

    Seeing Mark put ketchup on chocolate killed me on the inside

  • @brendankelly5823
    @brendankelly5823 Před 2 lety +543

    "Reviewing Canadian Candy"
    Me, a Scot living in Australia: "you sit upon a throne of LIES"

  • @reuben_sandwich_
    @reuben_sandwich_ Před 3 lety +635

    Mark: “I’m easily right about these things”
    Aussies: Tim Tams
    Brits: Smarties

    • @TheDoctorWhoFan56
      @TheDoctorWhoFan56 Před 2 lety +24

      also british: crunchy

    • @a_potato27
      @a_potato27 Před 2 lety +9

      America also has whippets but with a diffrent name I think it's just some great value cookies? Idk I had some the other day

    • @mesmerisemily
      @mesmerisemily Před 2 lety +28

      A lot of Australians are now offended over Mark thinking Tim Tams are Canadian! We’re going to riot!

    • @beidou9344
      @beidou9344 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mesmerisemily you got that right

    • @vanillalion2513
      @vanillalion2513 Před 2 lety +8

      Smarties are a big thing in Canada too, but Tim Tams definitely are not

  • @leveldowngames25
    @leveldowngames25 Před 9 měsíci +2

    bro I'm a Canadian there was times it took so much power not to click off the video

  • @SunnyBat106
    @SunnyBat106 Před 8 měsíci

    Something else you can do with TimTams is take a bite out of each end and use it as a straw for milk

  • @alielmadari8645
    @alielmadari8645 Před 2 lety +232

    Markiplier is now wanted in Australia for this act

  • @dracomine1124
    @dracomine1124 Před 3 lety +253

    Me a canadian would like to clarify something we do not dip everything in ketchup ....... we dip it in maple syrup

  • @JayJeremiahC
    @JayJeremiahC Před 9 měsíci

    My neighborhood would often put Tapatio sauce on popcorn so I can say it works with that too

  • @fragles_1
    @fragles_1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    as an australian, im offended he just said it's canadian candy, and food and didnt include us. most of the items on that table are here, too!

  • @juliagipson4553
    @juliagipson4553 Před 3 lety +716

    Mark: “we don’t have bears in America”
    Bears in America: are we a joke to you

    • @annatheartperson
      @annatheartperson Před 3 lety +27

      CA (whose flag is a bear): **angry Californian noises**

    • @melonlad3684
      @melonlad3684 Před 3 lety +10

      Black bears in Louisiana, angry omnivore noises

    • @skribblet.
      @skribblet. Před 3 lety +5

      Yes, yes they are

    • @cessnafun5385
      @cessnafun5385 Před 3 lety +17

      Bears are a government conspiracy, they're just dogs that took up bodybuilding as a sport.

    • @boii6569
      @boii6569 Před 3 lety +1

      Bears will be hauting on marks dreams

  • @wileyiscool9630
    @wileyiscool9630 Před 2 lety +466

    Mark: "We don't have bears in america"
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @badkarma8606
      @badkarma8606 Před 2 lety +2

      same lmao

    • @vannessax9400
      @vannessax9400 Před 2 lety +11

      there are no bears, only hee hoo

    • @piperb2479
      @piperb2479 Před 2 lety +4

      it was the himbo in him peeking out

    • @jensendavis640
      @jensendavis640 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah lol, I wonder what that bear looking creature I saw in the forest one day was. It was probably just sarcasm though

    • @danielhuneke5862
      @danielhuneke5862 Před 2 lety +4

      Me: *in Louisiana watching a bear tear into my blue cooler* this must be a really big honey badger.

  • @sebastian.ball_s
    @sebastian.ball_s Před 7 měsíci

    it’s so odd that mark thought that those whippet things were canadian and i’ve DEFINITELY had them in america😭 they probably weren’t called whippets but idk maybe it’s a northern thing or marks just never seen one

  • @wilcoxway
    @wilcoxway Před 3 měsíci

    As somebody who is decently familiar with some of these snack items: Bear Claws are best with strong drinks like coffee or hot chocolate. Also Whippets are amazing.

  • @Maggieliarose
    @Maggieliarose Před 2 lety +405

    He’s only doing this because he knows Alex can’t get him in Canada

  • @UmbraHollow
    @UmbraHollow Před 2 lety +233

    Mark: Tim tams are Canadian
    Every Australian ever: *so you have chosen death*

    • @amandalad4781
      @amandalad4781 Před 2 lety +2

      Tim tams are not Canadian! Tim hortans is Canadian

    • @johncass-cook8306
      @johncass-cook8306 Před 2 lety

      New zealander*

    • @amelia-ge1rg
      @amelia-ge1rg Před 2 lety

      @@amandalad4781 can't tell if you're serious or not...but if you are, wtf are you on about😭😭

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae Před 2 lety

      It's just pure sacrilege 🤣

    • @lungz9260
      @lungz9260 Před 2 lety +1

      @@amelia-ge1rg she ain’t wrong lol, that’s coming from a certified canadian

  • @Milk7ake
    @Milk7ake Před 8 měsíci

    In Canada, we have the "American" Smarties too, but they're called Rockets.

  • @magma_5o587
    @magma_5o587 Před 9 měsíci

    20:56 he said “ZOOM” like captain marvel says “shazam”😂

  • @vargamour
    @vargamour Před 2 lety +428

    "Timtams are Canadian"
    Mark, please know that every Australian is now out for your blood.

    • @schaynegeorge4793
      @schaynegeorge4793 Před 2 lety +11

      Me, Australian: Woo, candy video.
      Also me spotting the TimTams: fuck it, we stole lamingtons and pavlova and like 6 other things from NZ.

    • @BaconBoy3142
      @BaconBoy3142 Před 2 lety

      @Blake Brisson same here

    • @TPund
      @TPund Před 2 lety +1

      Actual Mark quote: I dunno if Tim Tams are Canadian, but they sound Canadian

    • @vargamour
      @vargamour Před 2 lety +6

      @@schaynegeorge4793 hey no! Those are ours. Don't believe the kiwi propaganda

    • @idontlikeitproductions3509
      @idontlikeitproductions3509 Před 2 lety +3

      You came to Australia, Mark! You should know better!

  • @victoriagoodman1247
    @victoriagoodman1247 Před 2 lety +466

    The maple cookies “You only eat 2 or 3 of these. You never eat the whole thing.” *me at work nomming the whole pack*

    • @seoulshay3362
      @seoulshay3362 Před 2 lety +11

      I once ate two packs 😭😭 in one go!! Do not recommend but it was so good

    • @jayus2033
      @jayus2033 Před 2 lety +1

      As a Canadian I hate those cookies. I only eat 1 and puke.

    • @DracosKasurani
      @DracosKasurani Před 2 lety

      Just dip them in milk, it is much better :P

    • @ApplePie_88
      @ApplePie_88 Před 2 lety

      Agreed

  • @AaronTom-tj2gu
    @AaronTom-tj2gu Před měsícem +1

    2:06 the poor popcorn

  • @kvngmo2458
    @kvngmo2458 Před 8 měsíci

    Last thing missed opportunity at 22:25 with the second camera angle you could’ve edited yoself around the entire space while we heard the microwave would’ve died laughing at that lil bit

  • @zk_otb1264
    @zk_otb1264 Před 3 lety +3703

    CSIS, RCMP, Special Forces, and National defense are all watching him dip aeros in ketchup.

  • @1984stranger
    @1984stranger Před 3 lety +278

    me, a canadian watching this:
    *oh no hes eating the ketchup chips*

    • @joshuaz6232
      @joshuaz6232 Před 3 lety +2

      Same

    • @trianglr
      @trianglr Před 3 lety +5

      idk why they're just nasty

    • @Tweedle-Stupid
      @Tweedle-Stupid Před 3 lety +5

      I quite enjoy them.

    • @Tum767
      @Tum767 Před 3 lety +5

      Um excuse you, ketchup chips are amazing

    • @skigh45
      @skigh45 Před 3 lety +2

      Disappointed he didn’t finish it off with some Thrills Chewing gum afterwards

  • @IRS-js3ob
    @IRS-js3ob Před 9 měsíci +2

    CANADA DAMN YOU STOLE MY COUNTRIES LOLLIES

  • @JohnSmit-te9nv
    @JohnSmit-te9nv Před měsícem

    One thing isn’t Canadian in that pile, the Tim tams and my fellow Aussies will back me up, that is one of our snacks.