Daz Watches Woman Has Baby On Toilet
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Person: Where were you born?
Child: *I’ll show you*
😂
😂
😂
😂
😂
That girl be like
“Unexpected item in bagging area”
this is great 😂
ShadowManGaming 😂
😂😂😂😂
Wow ahahah 😂
😂😂😂
Imagine your mum gets mad at you and she says "I WISH I WOULD HAVE FLUSHED"
Bellatrix (my mother) said something like that. So, I was at Draco's (my cousin) house, and I fell into the toilet, and Draco helped me out, then went and told my mother, then me and her got into a argument, and she said dhe wished she came, so she could of flushed, and then Voldemort (my father) came in and dragged her out. That's da end.
*Now that's alot of damage*
@Y/N Jones-Soot^° girl what is this💀
@@vampxst a wattpad fanfic
@@ynjones-soot8506 wtf- r you on drugs or sum
@@ynjones-soot8506 what 😭
Imagine tony acadently flushed without looking in the toilet.
Baby: WEEEEEE
Lmao 😂
Oml 😂
“Women are amazing. Period. END. OF. DISCUSSION.”
Now this is why he is the best man in this world.
yeah. my ex never told me that and then his sibling told me. ended up breaking up with him😔
edit: someone said i sounded like i broke up with him because he didn’t tell me i was amazing. i didn’t break up with him because he never told me that females were amazing. there were other reasons as to why my past relationship didnt work out, its my personal issue anyway. kindly stay out of my relationship, its my problem, not yours. i will correct myself while im at it, *SOME** women are amazing. women who are ok with abortion are not that kind at heart i suppose, or they had their reasons. equality now, some women and some men are amazing. lets all stop arguing cause im ashamed of myself for arguing too. now y’all can stfu about it. :”)
yes. I agree 100%
There not though
MuffinHawk they’re* and why aren’t women amazing?? we cook for our husbands at times(depends on the relationship), we literally push human beings out of us. do you know how painful it is to give birth?? its very, very painful. i actually have a little girl, shes 8 months old now. we cook, clean, (just like men, we all can) and shove human beings out of us😂
MuffinHawk
They’re*
If you’re gonna insult us do it right
“You look like you’ve been in a radiation accident! Where did you get tanned if you’re orange? CHERNOBYL?!” Might be my favorite line ever.
I'm laughing of this line like 10 minutes and it's still going 😂
Daz 2019
well that explains trump then.
sameee hahah
His he describing Sebastian bails
The man: she probably just ate something wrong
Daz: ya a baby
Daz: I have heard of baby’s being in the back of the body… how do you not feel the baby swirling around your spine?
Me: so Daz thinks pregnancy is pole dancing aliens?
"imagine going for a shit and out comes a HUMAN"😂
Kriptix read this right when he said it lol 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 hell yes
Thats scary
Wtf
I was just on that part when I saw this comment
+ this has 666 likes I made it 666
"Women are amazing. Except for Linda."
Oop-
Me as my teacher called Linda she hates us we hate her she tells us to shuhs when we are quiet
Who is Linda?😐
Nvm
@@jayjones8641 you know you can delete comments right
Daz: "Oh mum I'm a thing now am i? THANKS everybody is gunna call me thing now!"
Tony: "The baby is looking up at me from in the toilet like you gunna pick me up DAD? 😂
Flushes baby
Aqua man is BORN!!
Daisy Doodle
Damn
Daisy Doodle dun dun dun DC
IS WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION
That's morbid! People actually flush babies in China. Imagine how painful it is for those infants.
Best comment yet 👌👌👌👌
@@NoRegerts The only morbid thing is that you brought that up. Are you awair not every comment is ment to be taken seriously?
“WOMEN ARE AMAZING”
*little while later*
“LADIES, ORANGE IS NOT A TAN. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE INVOLVED IN A RADIATION ACCIDENT”
@Blueberry.M4 HAHA n0 clearly hes a carrot!
Bread Lover Camp 👍🏻
Or "DON'T HAVE SEX WITH US THEN!"
Bread Lover Camp except from Linda
child 13 years later: "mum, i feel a bit crappy today"
mum: " oh god, how do i tell you this..."
Side rants are always so educational-thanks for teaching us the true facts of life DAZ 😂
“Men, we are just sacks of organs”
-Daz
As a woman I think for most of the men I know are like that but daz no he’s the only man I have seen I like
Deku- go back to ua
@@aidenslove3748 I will not, I have a mission to complete
@@braxtonvillagran2664oop goodluck
@@braxtonvillagran2664 3days later you done with that mission?
*"You woman are AMAZING. except for Linda."*
*#StopLindaAbuse*
#StopLindaAbuse
I'm pissing 😂😂
I also agree *#StopLindaAbuse*
#StopLindaAbuse
#StopLindaAbuse
tony: “dad why aren’t you picking me up?”
my mind goes to: “mum pick me up im scared”
😂😂😂
Wait wait wait!
What about: "mum pick me up I'm dropping out."
" Why? You've been in school for seven minutes!"
"EXACTLY! TOO DAMN LONG!"
:D
Daz is literally me 5:40
"That's when they took the baby"
Daz: "AND THEY COOKED IT?"
me: **wheezing**
I WHEEZED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT SKKSKSKS 😂
sunnypjm armyy 💜
Jungkookies And Cream no
ikr lmao
I didn’t like the comment so it would stay at 420 likes
Random woman: My baby was born in a hospital!
This woman: *_hold my baby_*
So good
Cant believe im the first reply, im 12 hours lat
Valentina Bucovaz DHS is the thanks very beautiful girl I have a
“Was it her eyes? Her grace?”
All I want in life is a compliment from Daz.
Daz: Orange, is not tan!
Donald Trump: hold my exfoliater
4:28 “how could you not feel it like spinning around your spine”
Ｂａｂｙ ｓｔｒｉｐｐｅｒ
Samantha Lugo SOMEBODY COME GIIT HEEEER SHE DANCIN LIKE A STREEEEPERR
Somebody come get her she dancin like a stripper 😂
*SHES A MANIAC, MANIAC! ON THE FLOOR! SHE IS DANCING LIKE SHES NEVER DANCED BEFORE~*
somebody go get her shes dancing like a stripper *ay*
Glad im not the only one
I read the title and my first thought was "Daz, what the f-"
FrostBitee yep same here😂
I was like: Tf..??
@FrostBitee my reaction was your profile pic lol Hyunjin tho
@@saige6442 xD
stay👺👺
"Women are amazing."
me, a lesbian: DAMN RIGHT
I'm pan and DAMN RIGHT
same lmao fr
yall im pansexual now lol but women are still amazing (is youtube fucking broken)
Lol, go see a therapist
Women are Evil
“What AND COOKED IT they wrapped it in freaking tinfoil” best line yet
Man: I thought she ate something bad
DAZ: yeah a baby
DAZ: Women are amazing! (Except for Linda...)
ME: That shade though...😂
Incognito Ogilvie 2.0 LINDA!
Hi
POORRRR LINDAAAA
Daz sould count his days for this
Who is Lindy
Who remembers the vine he made
"Hey kim!"
"Yes bish"
"I can't go to the toilet"
"Just push"
"Oh it's okay, I was just pregnant"
c.r vlogs oh my god that is amazing
Oh my gosh yes😂😂
Omg yeessssssssssss
*golf claps*
Oml 😂😂😂
The amount of times he's said"FUCKING NECTARINE! " Is ✨ASTRONOMICAL✨
"YOU WOMEN ARE AMAZING!"
"except linda."
*Donald Trump has entered the chat*
Daz: ORANGE IS NOT A TAN!
*Donald Trump has left the chat*
Hi
He's not that orange
i don’t mind the guy but it’s true😂
@@deadshot2081 i mean he looks like a cheeto xD
@Stella Grande I was thinking the same 💀💀💀
The girl: there’s a baby in the toilet The ad: My PEriOd GoES BeYOnD PAiN
Hahahahhahahahhaha damn u ads
Marissa Moore ikr same with me. That add will not go away,
That’s the only ad that exists in 2020
Same
Ive gotten those ads like 20 times :/
On behalf of the females I’d like to say
WE LIVE AND APPRECIATE YOU DAZ THANK YOU FOR HAVING MORE RESPECT THAN SOME MEN WHO HAVE THE RESPECT FOR WOMEN THE SIZE OF AN GRAPE 🍇
I would’ve laughed if they flushed the toilet
Husband: "I just thought she might have ate something... the day before..."
Daz: "Yeah...
ABABY"
Just saw this exact comment on another video
^^ nvm sorry CZcams was glitched again 🙄
@@notaseat5934 did you see the Charlie puth comment
@@user-wp8vr7vh7k um no
@@notaseat5934 okay, that's the one I saw, I was just checking
"OMG Kim!!"
"Yes, betch?"
"I can't go to the toilet!"
"Just push!"
*gives birth* "Oh it's okay, I was pregnant!"
this is what I was thinking about when I saw this video
edit:I meant to say "that"
I almost forgot about that
Omg I remember
@@tracywhitehurst587 nice
I was just about to put a comment saying I now know where he found inspiration for that vine
“ORANGE IS NOT A TAN! COME OUT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING NECTERINE” 😂😂😂😂
My mom said you could tell especially when you’ve had one before and the fact she said she felt nothing after was a bit abnormal. My sister (she has 3 kids who has a tilted uterus) said that though she wasn’t showing she could feel the pressure and just went to the doctor after feeling it for 3 months.
I’m just saying it’s a bit weird how she explained it
*is on period*
*has cramps*
CALL THE AMBULANCE PAUL IM HAVING A BABY
I actually had mine while pregnant with my daughter and dkdnt know i was pregnant till a certain point. And ended up in the hospital from servear cramps and thats how i found out
Renny wait so you look like you’re 12-15, how tf can you be pregnant..?
Big fat cat Jonkus Teen pregnancy mate.
I'm pretty sure you can't get your period while pregnant, especially if your past 2 months
sammy tendo ...I’m not even fuckin with you right now.. I’m on the fucking toilet HAVING CRAMPS
‘hey *KIIIM!* ‘
_yes betch_
‘I CANT GO TO THE TOILET!’
“ *just push* “
‘.... OH ITS OKAY I WAS PREGNANT’
C h a r m 😂
C h a r m vine
Best vine EVVVARrrrr
YESSS THAT WAS THE BEST VINE
Thanks for that
Ok for real EVERY EPISODE HE SAYS “LINDA...!” I spent one night laughing for hours at the bar simulated FOR HOURS PLS HES THE FUNNEST PERSON IN THE WORD
The moment I realised that i couldn't take this anymore was when the man said "and the baby was looking at me like "are u gonna pick me up or what?" lmfaooooo
I’ll never forget that one video when Linda actually answered 😂😭👌
Aliya T what video was it? :0
@@aeoaormdnaog czcams.com/video/YwB_tYl_D10/video.html
@@aeoaormdnaog daz watches what could go wrong, or something like that...
Aliya T
Ikr
It was his daughter
I hope that kid will never be depressed. Imagine how many times he'd say " Ever since l was born, my life was *crappy* "
Underrated
Jail
literally
ARMY ATINY HI
HELLO FELLOW KPOP STAN
This video reminds me of this vine
"OH MY GOD KIM"
"Yes b*tch?"
"I CAN'T GET ON THE TOILET"
"Just push!"
*screaming*
"OH IT'S OKAY I WAS PREGNANT"
I can’t lie he is hilarious. He makes me laugh every time 😭🤣
3:30 orange is not a tan!!!
Donald Trump: *am I a joke to you*
me: *Donald Trump..You are a joke to me..*
ahem.
*YES.*
Yes
No you mean Sebastian Bails 😂jk
London It’s really mean because he has to cover it up , and the fact he has a skin disease , so why make fun of him
“How could you not feel it dancing around your spine”
SoMbBOdY cOmE Get Er SHe DanCiNg LiKe a StriPeR
Lol I'm going be singing that that all night now
Same
SoMeBoDy CoMe GeT hErE sHeS sPeAkInG tO tHe MaNgeR
type normally
wE dOnT wAnT tO tYpE nOrMaLlY tHoUgH
DAZ is so Nice to Woman, he respect them and makes me feel comfortable in my own body
Woman: *pushes out a kid in the toilet*
The kid: *👁️👄👁️*
Daz: You ladies are amazing
Me: *ugly sobbing* omg, that's so sweet of you! Tysm
Relatable
Yup...relateble
Daz drank a lot of respect women juice that day
I would like but it’s at 700 :>
Me
Period: *doesnt come on time*
Me: I PREGNANT
Also me: *a virgin*
Basic Chestnut Mare why is this me 😂😂
me last week lmfao
*haha omg so relatable*
Once these girls got pregnant cuz a man ejaculated in a pool. Half were virgins
Basic Chestnut Mare me to
Note to self:NEVER WATCH DAZ WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS ASLEEP
When in labour it feels like u need to poop and pee constantly and it is a big relief when the baby is finally out.
That's how I felt any way
Period: *isnt there for 9 months
Lady: tHaTs nORmAl
Some people have periods during pregnancy.
You won’t have your period if you breastfeed.
There is a percentage of women who are spared from having periods
@@sarahchambers2445 no they don't www.babycenter.com/404_can-you-get-your-period-while-youre-pregnant_7102.bc
Yes it's possible for women to still have their periods while pregnant
* Low disk space pops up*
Daz: *whispers* GO AWAY!
Me: XD
Yuki Kitty same lmao
I was literally reading this as he did that XD
@@paigemoore5300 XD
When the baby was wrapped in tin I was just like: are they gonna cook the baby-
For example
"Hey mum what are we having for dinner?"
"Just some cooked baby and roasted child"
"Sounds great"
The documentery being like "After you wrap your newly born in TiN fOiL make sure to bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit until golden brown.."
"men are just sacs of organs"
First time I've EVER heard that, so I died on the floor with laughter.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
not funny :(
Vincent Vrielink it is funny lmao
It was funny but like not to die on the floor laughing I’m confused 👀
@@Kayyy_Layyy same and im a man so i feel insulted :/
When I first saw this comment I read “sacks of orgasms” 😂🤣
*flushes with the cord still attached*
TONY IM GETTIN SUCKED IN!
OMG that is dark
XD
😂
I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣it be like :
I don't want this baby I want a refund, I want my money back
"ORANGE, IS NOT TAN. DON'T COME OUT LOOKIN LIKE A NECTARINE!-"
I'M. DYING. 😂😂
“The baby’s in the toilet isn’t it?! The baby has fallen out into the toilet!” 😂😂😂
“How could you not feel it spinning round ur spine”
*me imagining a feetus pole dancing on a human spine* 😂😂
Edit: I just wanna say my intentions were to make you smile and if you did , like :)
Pssssst thanks for the likes
Great mind think alike
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂 😂
Katie Blenkinsopp I did too 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
This made me laugh more then the vid 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
This reminds me of Daz his vine
‘Just push’
*oh its okay, i was pregnant* 😂😂
Lana æ I remember that vine
I remember that vine
For real lmfao😂
Bahahah that was the best vine
😂
That kid will be sitting with one of their friends and this will happen
Friend: "what hospital were you born at?"
Kid: " Well uh you see.. a toilet"
1:44 I love how Daz just has a can of compressed air
“Lady’s are amazing the amazing except Linda” poor Linda 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍😢
When ur aunties name is Linda 👁👄👁
When ur name is Linda 👁👄👁.
My name is not Linda but imagine
And Karen
Huh
Linda's watching this: 👁👄👁
reconstruction: *wraps baby in tin foil*
Daz: they're gunna *bAKE THE BABY!!*
“Women are amazing, Peridot” THIS IS WHY I LOVE DAZ 💖
i absolutely love tony “it was just lookin at me like ‘dad are you gonna pick me up?’” im sobbing😭
If you’re orange where did you get your Tan?!
ChErNoByL 😂😂😂
Sebastian bails has entered the chat
Of course chernobyl
I would have liked this but it’s at 666. I’ll be back tomorrow to like it
“The baby kept looking at me like daddy are you going to pick me up”
Me: *falls out of chair laughing*
Ungoona
U gonna get blocked cuz das hates it when people do that
if i was the baby i would that too
Lucy Smart ???
@@lucysmart2161 why?
Imagine being the baby literally just chilling in the toilet
I have a feeling like the 'I should have shat you on the toilet' mom jokes is gonna be a trigger for the kid XDD
imagine the birth certificate
Country: usa
Place of birth: *the toilet*
Wow
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂
😹🤣😂🤣😹😹Hahaha wow ur great😊👍
Oml-
😂😅
You’re amazing 😂😂😂
It would probably be where the toilet was so it would say the place then on the toilet
Son: Mom all my friends say I’m shit
Mom:well... their not wrong
Son: what do you mean?
Mom: hon we need to talk
I'm crying right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What happened to quoting, is this the weird thing youtube does now in place of it
To all my sons Ive shat out before
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO 😂
literally when daz said what are you gonna do bake the baby i laughed so hard i peed myself and started coughing
I love the way Daz announces topics to think about loool
" you come out looking like a fúcking NECTARINE you don't look NoRmAl "
I luv that line ;-;
B r o k e n i got the perf timing
@@ismellavocados8679 k
Tony: and all you could hear was a splash
Me: SHES DUN A SHET
Daz: you women are amazing
Also daz: LADIES ORANGE IS NOT TAN
that kid tho,
Teacher: Today we gonna talk about your birth
kid: SHITE
This reminded me of the Kim Kardashian vine
Kim
Yes Bitch
I can’t go to the toilet
JUST PUSH
Oh it’s ok I was pregnant
We have an OG
@@beowulf22 that's what I was going to say
I love that vine!!
*HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE-*
Hardcore cuber/ gamer OMG YES
“How can you not feel it spinning around your spine?”
I just imagined a baby spinning on a spine like a strip pole hELP-
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
Pinetree :D lol now I’m imagining it
Pinetree :D somebody come get errrr she dancing like a stripper
i’m imagining that now and that seems terrifying and funny at the same time
Nancy 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
"The umbilical cord was connected to this baby"
Daz - "Well yeah, it's not going to be connected to TONY" 💀💀💀💀
I haven’t even watched the full video yet and I’m already thinking about the one vine about where “She” goes
“Oh, it’s ok I was pregnant”
8 years later
Child: how was I born?
Mom: you weren’t planned and you were born in the toilet.
Child: oh
haha
Ruthless
I can see it
Explains why that child loves swimming so much..
@@areyouscaredyet8492 💀
Man: I just thought she ate something wrong
Daz: Yeah, *a baby.*
I fricking luv Daz, this dood!!! XDDDDD
*oh so thats how babys are made you eat them and they plop out, is there a black market for babys?* *can you grow them in the garden?* *i need answers*
alexn310 you can buy babies at the supermarket or you buy some juice that can get you pregnant.
Lol
@@KangHaerin001 Oh even yoongi watches daz, i see you're a man of culture aswell
@@sopejk *dOeS tHiS wOrK aS a bOy?*
I was actually born on the toilet as my dad thought mum had eaten something bad so he refused to ring the hospital lol
I love how I laugh the same time as Daz, it’s like we’re on FaceTime😀
“ORANGE IS NOT A TAN!” “Where did you get tan if you’re orange, Chernobyl?!?!?!?!”
**Trump has Left the Chat**
Underrated comment
Hahaha, That sincerely made me laugh to tears mate :)
U need more education
Bahahahaha
@@leah1235 true really true
- Dasy, you were born in a hospital or at home? :)
- I was born in a toilet .-.
- Oh.
@Kit And I oop... xD 😅
“Mom in what hospital was I born?”
“Good question”
"How do you not feel the baby spinning around your spine?"💀💀 I about died when he said that😂😂😭💀
"Mommy, how was I born?"
*"I'll tell you when you're older-"*
*Mom & baby in fight *
Mom: There's a reason I call *yOU a lITtLe ShIIIITTTT--*
*God whispers* you were born in a toilet my child😂😅
Hahah
I wonder if a woman after giving birth can nav her period.....
Moon Boi lol
"I just thought she ate something wrong the day before"
Daz: yeah a baby...
...
...........
Ellie Jo Nico she ate... a baby...
Daz: Hello it was the kitchen counter the worst place you could stump you toe
Me: Chocking on my food because of laughter😂👌
Image growing up and then your parents sit you down and explain how you where born. "So you see I had to take a shit. And suddenly you where there"