DAZ WATCHES TERRIBLE DRUG PSA'S
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- čas přidán 26. 01. 2019
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''you're thinking what I'm thinking?''
''yup. where's my son, I can't find him''
me as a mom.
That photo makes it better
The photo made it look worse sooo
Lol P.S Did you guys know that there is an entirely new series of life is strange! It's called "Life is strange 2" but there are completely different characters
Mo Nete that’s me tho 😂😂😂
@@elliepaige3315 ok
“ten years later he’s smoking his couch rolled up in a mattress”😂😂that absolutely killed me!
Ardmr06 _ Same! 😂
The “oh because there boring” had me laughing
Lmao
Thanks for that highly important remark
7 years left 😂
Girl: “This will make you feel better”
Daz: “WhAt A roLLEd Up rEcePt”
Daz- " There's a lot of mistakes. There's no way she's an A+ student "
Me: ThAtS ANNOTATIONS
I was looking for this comment
YES
SOMEONE CLAP FOR THEM
@@gabrielmorales6597 me too lol
I was thinking in my head umm daz that's a good paper of work better than my annotations
@@gabrielmorales6597 same
*tries to smoke a spoon*
student: you wanna try some
daz: no thanks, I like forks
This needs to be merch
I’m dead inside and I think my mum is now thinking I’m *possessed* cuz I’ve been laughing so hard.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
420 likes
Yes.
@@aiyeshabadesha445 lmao
I’m Scottish and that accent man was absolutely brilliant I’m dying XD
I'm scottish aswell
I’m irish
SkaiXMask I’m from Texas...
Me tae
Same
The twelve year old one I almost died of laughter when daz was like: ah it’s because there boring
I love how no one isn’t even a little concerned that daz was smoking at 12 👁👄👁
Shiii
my mum told me that she was given one at 9 by her cousin 😬 I waited till I was 14 though
RIGHT
My dad was 9 😬😬
Britain for you :))
Daz: “The symptoms of MaRiJuAnA is I feel f*cking great.” 🤣
I know it's F*fucking Great
I feel fookin' great
marigeewanna
Megan Thee Stalion
No...
Mari Gee Wanna
was that funny-
fukin margawaneags
Mari and Juana are herreeee
*I NEED THAT "No thanks I like forks" MERCH!!!!*
Omfg I need it
Daz hand it over
YESSS I NEED IT
I'm_A_Ficus_ 27 same 😂
I'm_A_Ficus_ 27 YAAAASSS! I WOULD DEFINITELY BUY THAT
YES PLEASE
Daz: How’s it going dazzlers!
Captions: Hosko does less
Hosko:🧍♀️
Kid: “why don’t we drink? Cuz we have better things to do.”
Me: yeah like go through puberty
This video is so realistic
Smokes weed once: dead
Falls into a bean bag: dead
Low disc space: LINDA
LINDA!: “totally real”
Hotel: trivago
Yup
phoebe doering Lindas real
TomTheNacho ! That’s what I said
DoubbleHeart noice
5:30 I love him shouting Linda's name in these videos. XD
Same
Are we not gonna talk about how Daz did such an amazing Scottish accent?
i know i’m really late to this comment and video but daz kinda sounded like my dad or if he didn’t sound like my dad he definitely sounded more scottish than me
@rubywasneverhere. woo yeah that's an old, old comment. I never heard a Scottish accent in person but his sounded like start out a movie in my opinion.
OMG 8:33... I'm Scottish and when Daz was telling the story with a Scottish accent I DIED.
"Wot dae you doo... if sumone offered you this spoon, oan the street?" ACTUALLY DIED XD
What Scot accent was that?
" that kids been smoking oregano, or ground up coriander" actually deceased😂
omg it's Isabelle DAWSON? are you related to Shane Dawson? :P
@@TheChokerCord lol just got asked this in another comment, I wish but no ;)
I am called Hollie and I’m 8
RIP hahahaha.
no
It’s grass
Watches video about doing drugs....decides to buy a bean bag
That's Daz for you
Kota Spivey Smoking ANYTHING could not possibly be good for your lungs. Doesn’t matter what it is.
@@diorawesomeness3938 agree, mari is a drug just like cigs, so ofc it's bad for you.. anything labelled 'drug' is bad 😂
@@coffeeaddictedflick7100 isn't it weed?...
Nikki Nikki not necessarily, things like ibuprofen and paracetamol are labelled as drugs but are good for you. But marijuana is bad for you, just like anything that involves smoke, even vapes believe it or not 👍🏻
most people: SIRI ADD TOWELS TO MY SHOPPING LIST
daz: LINDA ADD TOWELS TO MY SHOPPING LIST
Nobody literally nobody:
Daz: oh its cuase there boring
Imao im dead
NoBoDy LiTeRaLlY nObOdY
Daz: I hate the nobody literally nobody thing
Ok bud: dose it
Daz: F__K NO F__K NO
*has spoon in hand*
‘You should try this’
‘No thanks I like forks’
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I'm laughing so much that I'm crying! 😂😂😂😂😂
Especially about his story about a spoon of flour 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m dead
Genius😂😂😂
In one day, that girl got an A+ on her test, shot up heroin in the bathroom, skipped 3rd period to go smoke a spliff out back, and died in the hallway right before lunch. Overachiever.
Courtney Kline Deceased XD
@@muckspoutmillinery8008 so is she lmao
@@danisandoval1150 Lmao
I cackled😂😂
I’m going to hell for laughing.
Don’t worry Daz, I got suspended for worse in elementary.
10:19
6:14 I'm eating Pringles 😂
1:18
“what a rolled up receipt”
I WHEEEZEDDD 😂😂😂😭
Me tooooo 😂 for some reason I found that extremely funny
I backwards wheezed
Pastel Pancake qwq so you dezeehw?
oreo cake 😂
Yeah it looks nothing like a joint and I hate how they make weed out to be that bad. You can't overdose and there have been no recorded deaths. Sick of people painting weed to be like heroin or cocaine because it isnt. Stoners just chill out and laugh and can still have a good successful career
I love daz because he's the type of funny that makes himself laugh uncontrollably
mitochondria and chickens lmao same
@Kemal DISGUSTANG
@Kemal I am very disappointed
@@deadaccount7745 that's the summary of my life because I have no friends but I'm kinda funny
Daz is the best
11:13 i like how he needs to know why there is a i Mack there while the girl is dieing! Lol😂
Person *hands bag out to me* : want some coke?
Me: No thanks I like Pepsi more :))
This was a terrible joke oml-
Lol
I swear this is something I would say 😀✋
Kids: [smoke weed]
Daz: I'm gonna get a bean bag...
"my living room is missing a bean bag- IM GONNA GET A BEAN BAG"
Don’t do kids drugs
Eat your school and go to vegetables
Don’t do kids drugs ??? Do you mean don’t do drugs kids 😀😅
@@madisonn8295 thats the joke XD
boi 😂😂
Dont do drugs kids go to school and eat you're vegetables
@Kemal i also ate a rabbit once
*girl collapses*
Daz: WhY iS tHeRe A iMaC bEhInD a ScReEn
4:20 thats symptoms of being a veteran
We want the ‘No thanks, I like forks.’ Merch
Yas
YES PLEASE!
Yes
it has to be in comic sans
Yees
“Why don’t the drink” “ oh cause there boring”😂😂😂😂
Oh my fu-
The grammar and misspellings. Am I high?
@@Imabot_-he7qh no but they might be
They're*
Man: HEY KIDS WHAT R U UP TO????????????????
Kids: *Runs like dogs*
Man: *Violently jumps on the kid*
Daz: Thank god that bean bag was there 🤯
3:25
“You just know that ten years later this kid has been smoking his entire couch and is rolled up in a mattress”
This was the moment I was announced deceased
''Hey would you like a spoon for your cereal ? ''No thanks, I like forks''
I need the “I would grab a bowl of cereal” shirt
Omg Daz I love you so much thanks for liking my comment I’m shocked
teacher sees her on the phone calling the police student:shes passed out teacher: it doesnt matter put the phone away
*YAS THE LOW DISK SPACE MERCH*
‘LINDA, GET ME BETTER PROPS’
‘No thanks I like forks 🍴’
‘I go get a bowl a cereal 🥣’
These all made me laugh 😂😂😂
"No thanks I like forks" 😂😂 I need that in my life
Yas
me too
8:34
I’m just crying I’m just so dead. This is the best thing I might’ve ever heard.
sorry but daz in a beanie is pure goals. hands down the most adorable thing to exist. 😌✌🏻
Daz’s Scottish impression is underrated
Yesss
WHAT WOULD YO DO IF U GOT OFFERED THIS TE STREAT
Fbi agent what whould u do if u saw some1 looking up inkling girl skirt
Hell yeah that accent was great 😂
Drogs kill peepul, do yo want to see peepul dyë
Drugs are ruining lives. *one teaspoon at a time*
i like forks
"drugs are ruining lives" saids boss 101. i can tell by your profile picture....
4:43 killed me 😂🤣
4:28 “no those are just symptoms of every day life”
Did anyone realize there was no alert on daz running out of disk space
*The curse is broken*
All it wanted was its own march 😭😭
At least Linda was still there... Somewhat.... Mentioned once😂
*MERCH sorry merch 😂😭
@@tiashachouhan4478 You sure? It was a curse to Daz😂😂 maybe the merch broke the curse
The merch has broken the curse
Plot twist: *They were on drugs when they did the PSA-*
That was obvious tho
Is it really a plot twist when it’s so obvious
that not rreally nice say this not joke
Yes it does🤦🏽♀️
that is really mean you should watch out say because you not no what i going though and it did have good day not let the door hit your big bum on the way out
,,Hey you should try this."
,,No thanks I like forks."
Me : Literally dies*
'why dont we drink?' because we dance on train tracks 2:48
LINDA WHERE'S THE DISCSPACE?!?
You don't have any
OMG I WAS READING THIS OUTLOUD AND I ACCIDENTALLY SAID “ LINDA WHERE’S THE DI**SPACE!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@-cam-bts981 you are the lucky one ;-P
Did I cry the whole day ? Yes.
Did Daz save my day after one video ? Yes.
11:36 sorry to point it out daz but you said breeding
Daz: "you just know 10 yrs later he's smoking his own couch rolled up in a matress"
Me: *coughs up my tea*
Yea same...
Bcfygcgjj;»
Lady Insanity I’m your 690 like person
HA TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉
TiMe fOr A TeA PARTYYyyyyyyyy
I'd love to go to school wearing a t-shirt saying 'no thanks, I like forks'
Edit : Holy flip that's a lot of likes, thanks guys!💜
Do u like egg🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣
same
SAAAAAAMMMMEEEEE!
8:54 funniest thing about the video
3:05
"its not gonna stop and go OH SHIT"
no it's gonna run them over and say OH SHIT I GOT BLOOD ALL OVER ME.
Parents Evening
Teacher:Ur child is a straight a pupil
Kid:Smiles
Daz: Oh so she's boring
Fun fact; I’ll never be a straight student. :) slightly bent or fully.
4:32 Daz: The symptoms of *"Marriageiwanna"*
Me: Um.
You know says that as a joke, he knows how to pronounce marijuana
@@godpop I know. It's just weird.
Courtney Bridge it’s comedy
Marawana sintoms=?
Me=fuck off ass hole i drink forks
The way she spelt marijuana “I wanna marriage” ;-;
Daz: Don't do drugs!
Not me taking a hit off my bong as he said it lmao
3:44 HIS MOUTH MOVED LOL
6:46 " I gotta get a beanbag"
Me in my room: "LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 😂😂
I would love that merch that said “No thanks I like forks.”
Sadddy Z and it should halve a pic of a spoon with an X on it 😂😂😂
Hasn’t checked her airwaves , hasn’t checked if she’s breeding- Daz
I lost it when Daz starts talking about the Scott at his high school 😂😂😂😂
“Oh it’s cause they’re boring!”😂
Naw cause they’re normal humans
@@lifegood3183 woosh
🔞🤤🤤😤😆🤣🤣🤣😂
How dare there be normal in 1923
✌︎('ω')✌︎
We really need a “LINDA” compilation! 😂
Yes we dooooo!lol😅
People name linda 👁👄👁
and linda merch (if he doesn’t already have it)
Yessssssssss
@23Chase Wilkinson he should hire someone named LINDA
The way that the girl falls is so unreal I was dieing after I saw that😂😂😂😂
"She was a respectful stu-"
Ad: *"wE sTaNd tHeRe iN dEfiAnCe.."*
"She was a respectful stu-"
Ad: "WHERE DOES YOUR ALMOND MILK COME FROM?!"
Almond cows
rong for the two of you smh it comes from the almind beatles and the almond flys and thd almond cum
@@nokiaman4849 oh no
my ads are all in german which confuses me cos I'm Scottish and live in Scotland-
MINE WAS ELL 5 DREAM LENTHS FROM LOREAL
that intro was spectacular
Specdazular
Why are you doing that??
...you do it
it was fAbUlOuS
mitochondria and chickens 🐓
@@Z3tr_____ iNdeEd it was darling
video: MaRiJuAnA
ad: I have a challenge for you.....................
I'm concerned
It Is WhAt iS BeTcH 0:42
Daz is such a funny and cool CZcamsr he definitely deserves more subs
oh yeah yeah
@@finlay9110 OH YEAH YAH
If I could sub on repeat I would.
LINDA!!!! GET DAZ MORE SUBS
@@finlay9110 yh yh stfu
Camera guy: *why don’t you guys drink?*
Boy: *why don’t we drink?*
Daz: *cause you’re boring*
Lmfaoo i died 😂😂😂
*Laughing my f'ing/fricking arse off
How do you make words black ?
fartlord 8000 you have to put a “*” at the beginning of you’re sentence and another one at the end of you’re sentence
*haha*
fartlord 8000
**Like this**
im pretty sure it depends on how many questions there are 0:48
Girl : dies
Daz: LoOk aT tHaT ImAc
In America a
100-90 is A’s
80-89 is B’s
70-79 is C’s
60-69 is D-s
And 59 down is basically failing
In the south a 70 is considered a D, anything under is failing :)
wowers that’s like the average for half my school
a 70 I mean
@@trinb6456 same where In my last hs, if you got lower than 70 you failed, suspended and need to take exams again. XD
At uni in the UK a 70 is an A or A* (or a first if youre familiar with the term), the pass mark is an overall 40%
Daz please never take anything seriously 😂(in a video of course😂❤️)
6,458,971 Views are you one of those «oh yeah yeah» guys?
@@waterbottle_14 oh yeah yeah
MrAqua stop
Oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah
6,458,971 Views why do I see so many people with that profile picture
why does Daz look so angry when his camera moves 😂
“I’m going to get a bean bag!!” Daz you’re so pure 🤣🤣 also I died when you said “no thanks I like forks 🤣”
At my school there are signs that say “don’t do drugs” And “don’t drink alcohol”, One specific one said “don’t smoke marijuana” My friend looks at me, looks at the sign, and says “ don’t smoke margaritas?” The whole class started laughing so hard.
Omg that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Are u in grade 5?
@@jettmclennan3063 I’m in 7th grade.
Ok but what about vaping marijuana?
I’m going into year 10/10th grade in September (I’m from UK)
“I’d want cereal” only Daz😂😂😂
I swear Daz cracks me up 😂😂 He is a great way to make me happy.
“ you fink your funny mister bwack?” “You fink yur funny”
You know it's gonna be a good day when daz uploads a video you never disappoint u awesome dude
“No thanks, I like forks!” -Daz Black 2019 8:13
2:36 this is the type of content that makes us all love Daz 🤣👌🏻💯❤️
I've got to say, Daz's Scottish impression was too accurate 😂😂
“No thanks I like forks” 😂😂I love this idea of merchandise . Also “I would get a bowl of cereal”
May Huwwit YESS I’m broke but I would find a way to buy this
"I'd go get a bowl of cereal."
EVERYBODY DIED!
Everyone*
@@thatoneperson5033 can be both right??
@@8avd900 no bc he said everyone
@@thatoneperson5033 oh ok
Sarah Rowles haha funny
Daz: How’s it going Dazzlers
Subtitles: Hosko does less
I think the first one was the best one. It was right about how parents that pressure you and the stress from school can cause you to do drugs.
You litterly the only thing that can make me laugh. (Edit: omfg!!! You saw this thx for making my days ever day!)
I love when kids that’ve never taken a hit from joint, have to act like they know what it’s like for one of these videos. Like the kid talks normally, then he takes the hit and they instantly become a hippie from California *”Ahhhh, thanks doooode...”* 😂
“yeah like having a rap battle on the railway” “the Train isn’t going to stop and be like, ahhhhhh shit….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:16 why do you look like a smurf
kids: "why don't we drink?..."
Daz: "because you're 12"
*video comenses*
*kids play ball and read like normal kids*
Daz: "oh it's because you're boring"
Hunter Whitlow XD
Definitely
I choked on my wine at this
You're*
I'm sorry I couldn't take it
@@yul7898 bet
Did that kid just have a weed heart attack?😂😂
Britt Foster yep
Britt Foster when you do one weed you have a 100% chance of overdose. Marijuana: not even once.
Lol, weed is harmless. I'm not doing it, but I know that weed is the safest drug
There have been 0 reports of death because of weed lmao
Britt Foster yew she did