Daz Watches Man Saves Shark Attached To Him
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Doc: "Apply pressure to the wound."
Daz: "The wound is in it's mouth..."
lady: nothing too invasive.
daz: invasive? ima put my whole fist down the sharks mouth.
me: *dies*
Lmao
Doc: touches shark
Shark: om nom mon
No it’s mouf
@@Dblessin01 🤣 its too good your hilarious!
Shark: attached to leg
My school nurse: here have some ice
MY school nurse: Here, have a wet paper towel, u'll live!
Edit: omg i didnt realise i was getting so many likes tysm
No have some ice 😂
*throws ice pack* HEALED
@@iceviper1544 😂😂😂
“Have some ice, now go back to class”
daz underestimates himself, he's not a snack he's a whole damn meal
Like Donald Trump
Is that a fat joke?
@@justaneboystan29 You'd probably get indigestion from him.
@@parker-boy98 my dude chill she he just boosting his confidence like when someone says u look like a beautiful BaM conference boosted✨
Fucking the buffet
He really wasn’t joking when he said if it moves he’s running away 5:55🤣😂
That part had ROLF😂
Can’t wait for Linda to walk in and be a buff man with tattoos
😂😂
Linda is a made up person he has a wife called cassie not linda it’s just something he made up years ago and yeah it is funny 😂😂
@@DHWYE he doesn’t have a wife they broke up a while ago
Ikr😂
Linda was his high school crush that he now holds in his basement...
“also in the greek tongue is fuckyoffus” 😂
My goldfish was called bubbles lamo😂😂
Forever Unknown awe
More like "τράβα γαμήσου" 😝😝 don't try Google translate but that's the exact translation of fuckyouoffus (except the --us-- because that's actually Latin).
greekjohn1998 lmao
“And also in the Greek tongue fuckiofous”😂😂😂😂 I don’t know why but I am laughing so hard at this. Daz is truly a very funny guy.
I laughed so hard when he said “it’s latched onto his chunky bit” 😂😂😂😂
Daz: save👏that👏leg👏!
*(shark wriggles)*
Daz: *(runs away)* OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
This person : spells wriggle wrong lol
Yay u fix it
@@scoopydoopy4899 stop
@@pugassassin5591 I'm okay if someone points out a spelling error. No one's perfect :-) there are worse things then spell checking people. Thank you though.
@@sharrahelena465 Aww. Sorry grammar Nazis bother me.
Daz: if something's biting me it needs to be killed
Baby:
Daz:
Baby:
Daz:
Baby:
Daz:..... Well
According to shark experts, hitting a shark's nose, eyes, or gills could cause it to let go and swim away. However, a heavy force should be used in order to send a signal to the shark that one is not easy prey.
Dianne weird flex but ok
@@restingmuhderface scienctically if you punched anything in the nose/eyes it would let go
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh shit
The “ yes that’s why I’m HEREEEEEE” was on point
British schools:
Shark:nearly tears my leg off
School nurse:here a wet paper towel will have you fixed up in no time luv
So true 😂
Wet paper towel and an ice packet here in Scotland
P L A S T O R
Same in America. Ice pack
American schools too, that nurse slaps some ice in a bag smh
"is this an April fools joke?"
"It's July"
Me: but julying????
Boom boom! 😄Hope your here all week.
I just got it 😂
Hahaha, smart! :D
Key Liza and David
August
Me: **turns this video on with high volume headphones**
Daz: SHARKS!
4:37
“U don’t need to know it’s migration habits”
I was so ready for Daz to yell something like
“IT MIGRATED RIGHT INTO THAT GUYS SCHLONG!”
I love how Daz has pajama pants on a ball cap and a wristwatch on😂😂😂
Guy in hospital with shark:”just save the shark!”
Daz black as Siri:”just shoot the shark in the head”
"i know everyone thinks im a snacc"
Daz, we don't think,
we *k n o w*
x.olli.x this comment needs more likes lol
Demi Walker123 *W A Y Y Y Y* more
@@jurassictiger7820 * W A Y W A Y* more likes
I do think he's a snak
@@genesiscantu9423 heathen
9:30 Daz is over here losing faith in humanity, *camera drops, Daz slowly loses his mind*!!
Me: “Ummmm uncomfort level 3000000 😳
*Low disk-*
Daz: you’re the least of my worries right now
You know it’s bad when he says that 😰
Doctor: does it hurt here?
Daz: YES THATS WHY IM HEEEEEEERE! 😂
Oh my god so true 🤣🤣🤣😂😂❤️
@@silversamurai5233 😐 nah shit
My sister gets bit by a dog my her nurse anyone have ice
@Hari Geoghan stfu
1.2k like
"Poke it in the eye and it will release"
-Daz, 2019
Hehehe
Hahaha
OOC
Lmao
Proof that everything Daz says sounds so much dirtier when taken out of context 😆😆
Daz: “ DON’T EAT ME!! “
Kirishima: I won’t eat you man!!!
Omg 🤣
NO NOT THE BABY SHARK
Shark: eating a man thigh
Daz’s worries: ITS NEAR HIS BALLS
Doctor: does it hurt?
Daz: (singing fabulously) that’s why I’m heeereeee
@Jay Games 2 weeks later..
2 days later
@@anelson23 1 Day later...
@@watin843 1 week later
1 hour later..
*camera falls*
Daz: Linda!!!
*gestures toward crotch*
“Fix this please......”
I know he was talking about his camera, but you can’t deny what it seemed like.
9:35
"stay up!"
Why did he scream
Omg lol
Shark: You're letting me live?
Man: Everyone deserves mercy.
Yeah
Daz: "Excuse me Doctor, one second. I have to find something. Yup, almost found it. Ok, found it.🖕"
i can't with Daz😂😂
Shark: *About to bite someone's leg off*
Patient:"Hurry, get the water! The shark is dying!"
"Just slap the shark off!-" I can't even
Correction slap it in the ASS
Shark "UWU"
PLEASE DON'T BREAK MY ANKLES!!!
This man has a heart of gold for animals that are literally hurting him actively. He’s selfless even when a shark is latched on him like a leech.
Id say tranquillise the shark and do a procedure.
I get what you mean, but sharks don’t actively hunt humans, they see shiny things (like watches and jewelry) and think it’s a fish. Usually both parties are to blame, the person and the shark. They should put more warnings up in my opinion.
@@kitkatpita6703 true!! Its kinda like crows i guess they see attention grabbing gear and just wanna snatch it and don’t realise hey thats a persons scuba gear or outfit. Was meaning hunting as in JUST NOT LETTING GO, even though the shark was out of water and was like yeah this us fine i will die just because i wanna keep biting him.
When the bit where daz was finding somthing for his tripod that to me dead laughing on the floor😂😂 😂
Nurse: hey uh sir why do you have a shark on your leg?
Guy: I like pain, keep it alive.
"Also in the Greek tongue, Fucky Offus." I LOVE that! 😂
Emma I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
@@xi-sadness-xi9498 Me too! XD
“i love animals from a distance!” same Daz same
'the chunky bit of his thigh'
my fav line
Guy with the shark: “screaming”
Daz: “OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KAYYYYYYYY”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 that part had me
Why does this kinda remind me of the office?
Dwight: “Is this an April fools joke” Jim
Angela from across the office: “It’s July”
2:09 WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO ME 😭
he‘s probably the vegan teacher’s son
When reading "Man wants to save shark attached to him" I wasn't thinking of giving his leg for an overgrown tuna
Overgrown tuna 😂I'm dying
Hi daz I think u should do a video on Kardashian sims 😂🤗💖
“I know everyone thinks I’m a snack” 😂😂❤️ - Daz Black 2019
Damn right you are😜
He is not a snack
He is the a whole damn meal
Chimmy Chimmy he’s the whole damn buffé
@@Heray72 damn right
A whole damn meal with a nice hot cup of tea beside it 👌🏻
Nah nah he’s a full 5-course buffet (with dessert) and some nice warm tea to drink
Wish he did more untold stories in the ER videos. He is so funny 😄💕
Dad should be a nurse
Daz: I gonna put my fist down it’s mouth 😂😂
"That's why I'm heeEeeEeeEEerreeeee!"
Daz the musical !
XD
He could totally do a tour!! Lol
😂😂😂
Lol
«even Siri would say: shoot the shark in the head!» 😂
Nora Mikkelsen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nora Mikkelsen imma try that
I got so surprised when he said my name at 6:54
“No he’s not gonna be ok because he will always be a moron “ IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
“Is this an April Fools Joke?”
“It’s July” 😂😂😂😂
Dor Cat august
Do it For fun no that’s what they say in the video
It’s August dumbass
Woah people in this comment are stupid,, they said it in the video el stupidos
Rush Sux your a dumb ass it says July in the video
Daz literally just cured my depression while watch this.and im watching this again from 2021
Actually the more dangerous animals in the ocean are orcas, dolphins, and leopards seals. Sharks attacks are just accidents where we’re mistaken for seals. So I get why he wanted to save to shark, I would too.
People attack sharks more than sharks attack people. Also lemon sharks are awesome
“Enjoying your day, then you become a
S N A C C
snacc*
snacc
*s n a c c*
s n a c c
K i t - k a t
S n i c - s n a c c
Narrator: He’s trying to save the shark by keeping it covered in water
Daz: WWWWWWWWHY
daz: i don’t care if the shark ends up looking like a wrinkle thumb when you stay in the bath to long. 😂🤣 i’m done
also found out that the woman said: “ we were gay trying to save the shark “ well no f#cking sh#t you saving a shark instead of stabbing it in the eye and throwing it of a cliff for another shark to eat
No matter how many times I watch this it never gets old 😂😂
Child: *bites daz*
Daz: Shoot it
In the head
Self defence
babygirlie defense*
RAvEN ROTH defence*
RAvEN ROTH whoops sorry
Dr: *pokes leg* does it hurt?
Daz: YES THATS WHY IM HEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Wait Zach poke?
Hey gramps
Moo
Lolol
Exactly
5:36 made me laugh like crazy never knew that was a Greek word💀😭🤣
8:00
XD daz dont worry, she was misinformed. Mountain lions are terrified of humans. Their kinda like birds how they flee from people
I love how dazs vids aren't clickbait
Ikr he makes me laugh every video he makes! And he makes me laugh and happy when I’m sad!
And he like makes me laugh a million times
Wait why have all these comments happened in like 3 days when the comment is 4 months old??
Same bruv
Ikr he’s a leg
This is off topic but daz... your room is Fabulous
Sugar Animations your*
youneedacomputer2005 nooooooo you beat me to it
Ikr
If you're reading this we hope you become a millionaire 🙏❤️💴💶..............
*I AM SUUUBBBING TO EVERYONE*
*WHO SUUUBBBING BACK* 🔥👍😊
Don’t you mean...
DaZaLiNg
Tbf I'd also try to save the shark, I just love animals and I'd rather save them then my own life lmao
Just wanted to rewatch some old videos and I still CAN’T believe how fast the years went fly by!!!
Me:*surfing* this is fun
Shark:DAMNNNNNNNN HE BE LOOKING LIKE A SNACK
..sharks barely ever bite humans for food, it's usually because they feel threatened
Innocent Himiko toga roll it is a joke you don’t need to correct it
@@Magic-zm2bo wow no shit. It's almost like I did it ironically.
Innocent Himiko toga roll lol facts
Bro why would an idiot let a shark stay on him likeeee
Random man: “Is this an April fools joke?”
Nurse: “This is July”.
The nurse do be savage tho
OHH DANG
Soph P the best month to comment
what makes telling the truth savage?
hows that savage
you shouldn’t kill sharks bro - remember, we went into their home. millions are killed every year it’s very unfair. love u tho daz ur a legend very funny like always 😂
1:33 - 1:42 I'm laughing so hard. Daz is the funniest person ever! 🤣😂
Doctor: *sees bloody leg with a shark attached to it*
Also doctor: iS tHiS aN aPrIl FoOlS jOkE?!
It's JULY
It's actually August but...
Tiana Kessanis it’s *august*
It’s July
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s july
*Daz in the middle of a "hug" with his wifu*
Wifu: *seductively bites Daz's ear*
Daz: KILL IT
Harri Eighteen 😂😂
Dog bites Daz during petting
DAZ:STAB IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who else loved Dazes impression of a moutain lion
This will always be my fav daz watches, that why I can recite pretty much the whole vid
I love how he always says why? Makes me laugh all the time, I need to make a compilation of him saying why all the time
@@thepainfuljournee you are absolutely right, there is so much emotion when he says ‘why’ lol
“I know I look like a snack”🤣🤣❤️ - Daz Black 2019
Issa Al Imam I mean... he’s not wrong.. 💜
"LINDA, THERES A SHARK IN MY LEG AND I DONT WANNA HARM IT"
I'm not afraid of sharks. I'm freaking terrified of orcas
If there were ever an orca in my leg I'd be dead from shock
Harley Kapitan you couldn’t have a orca on your leg it would have already eaten you
Do you mean ( on my leg )
Harley Kapitan orcas wouldn’t be on you’re leg you would be in their digestive system
Me: **wants to swim with the worlds biggest fish**
Worlds biggest fish: *“im a shark”*
Its a whale shark i think, they’re really nice tho
I love Untold Stories of The ER it's so entertaining
Nurse: says some latin name
Daz: " thanks also in the Greek terms is fuckioffus"
Aha I'm dead
Edit: thank you for so many likes!
Rhys Millington first
😂😂
When did he say that
@@badentertainment5062 at the point when the nurse gives the latin name for the shark
Watch the full video it's in the middle:)
@@fifivert yes!
Daz: *PokE It iN tHe EYe!*
Me: 😂😂😂
OMG I CANT WITH THIS DUDE 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 “ooo it’s making jingly noises I’m not eatin that”
Daz-u know what else is stainless steel a knife
Me-starts laughing when does daz starts laughing
Daz: I have all respect for animals
*a few minutes later*
Also daz: SHOOT IT!!! STAB IT!!!
Sosig he said he respects them from a distance and not when they’re attached to someone’s bits
If it’s biting me it comes off me with a 100% real BULLET! I can’t blame him
I turned your likes into 1k likes cause it was 999 now 1k
Sosig 😂
Who wants daz to watch Kardashians
Shark: bites me
Me: bites it back
🤣🤣
EXACTLY, WHY DO PEOPLE NOT GET IT
*Shark stares at you in horror*
i would do that too and slap it and say "My leg not yours backoff naked ugly baby shark"
😂😂
His Pyjama pants though! 😂😂😂
I'VE BEEN DYING OF LAUGHTER EVER SINCE THIS VIDEO STARTED 😭😭🤣
"It's telling them where their steak is running" 😭😂💀💀 Pissing
Sophie Bellerose your profile picture is fabulous
Ding Dong
BTSSSSSS
Sophie Bellerose omg sane I cackled “welp that ones makin a jingly noise”
Puppy dog: Slightly bites das finger
Das: “Any thing that bite me has to be killed”
Would never kill a dog!!
Daz
Do you mean Daz
I love how it leaves out that the guy is in this situation because he stepped on the shark 🤣
Shark: moves
Daz: sprints...
No one:
Absolutely no one:
The patient: MAKE SURE THE SHARK HAS WATER
also the patient 10 seconds later: throws the shark across the room on the floor
This is basically “What if thatveganteacher was bitten by a shark”. She just won’t kill the shark to save her own leg
and then give it ✨grass✨
Lol
O MY GAWD TRUEEE
I mean it’s like would you kill a baby to save your leg
Don’t come at me for siding with her I’m not I’m just trying to understand her
😂
He says ball like there’s only one of them
"Chunky bit of thigh" ... I felt that. 😄😄
*low disk space*
Daz: “SHUT UP”
THAT PRT HAD ME CRYING
6:02 when daz got off that chair and ran like a child, I couldnt stop laughing
What
What
Looked more like he was reacting to a roast
Wasn’t even funny
@@jordanmcelvanna2276 cool...
Man: Dying with a severe wound.
Marine people: Ok, we need to put the little sharky warky in this tub.
Society is fucked
why is nobody talking about daz being so good at singing XD
*LeTs WaTcH tHe ViDeO*
‘Jesus shark’
He always makes me laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone: **Gets bit my animal**
Daz: “He’s dead, he’s dead he will never walk again.... He’s Daed
Weeb
kat duarte
Thanks for the compliment!! Yes I am a big weeb and I’m proud 😌😌
@@boku23_edits3 I'm glad😋
NO BAKUDEKU IS A SIN I TELL YOU A SIN
kiribaku is the only thing allowed:)
5:53 Daz remember something from school the Christmas carol
I not even kidding daz is a comedian and a therapist like he’s my fav CZcamsr ever me and my friend love ur vids 😃
Daz: ''Enjoying your day, then you become a snack!"
Daz's mind: *can't relate because I already am.*
*snaps fingers* hahaa