Daz Watches Wedding Proposals Gone Wrong

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  • @nml3ssgh0st
    @nml3ssgh0st Před 5 lety +5071

    Guys, please don't propose as an april fools joke. That's a perfect way to get dumped and castrated. Its just wrong.

    • @aerocard4831
      @aerocard4831 Před 5 lety +391

      And that's just playing their emotions

    • @courtneyshumka2389
      @courtneyshumka2389 Před 5 lety +423

      It’s pretty much saying, “just kidding, I don’t want to marry you.” It’s a sick joke/prank. In public too 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @sillygooseenergy
      @sillygooseenergy Před 5 lety +45

      My dad purposed on April fool's

    • @beehappy3845
      @beehappy3845 Před 5 lety +45

      But girls can do the I’m pregnant April fools joke....

    • @user-og3jp3bq5b
      @user-og3jp3bq5b Před 5 lety +209

      @@beehappy3845 well nobody wants that too

  • @whyitsnoneofyourbusiness3607
    @whyitsnoneofyourbusiness3607 Před 5 lety +6508

    Saying April fools after a proposal is the most shittiest thing to do

  • @joannabram-wawrzkiewicz7152
    @joannabram-wawrzkiewicz7152 Před 2 lety +623

    " You shouldn't marry someone when your kid starts doing gymnastics shit out the pram "
    - Daz 2019

  • @yourtransgenderfriend2259
    @yourtransgenderfriend2259 Před 3 lety +2549

    When she slapps him u can see him mouthing "say yes" "say yes u cant say no" and honestly if someone did that to me i wouldnt just slap 'em i would add a kick

    • @idrawstuffyt3922
      @idrawstuffyt3922 Před 2 lety +39

      I mean he's already hurt enough no need to hurt him even more jesus!

    • @Banterman420
      @Banterman420 Před 2 lety +23

      Can you lip read?

    • @yourtransgenderfriend2259
      @yourtransgenderfriend2259 Před 2 lety +111

      @@Banterman420 kind of I got good at it after I couldn't fall asleep for ages when I was young and watched stuff with the volume off so uh yeah...

    • @jesuschrist5826
      @jesuschrist5826 Před 2 lety +37

      Unrelated but um I'm a frying pan too-

    • @yourtransgenderfriend2259
      @yourtransgenderfriend2259 Před 2 lety +50

      @@jesuschrist5826 cool name btw, ANOTHER FRYING PAN!?THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

  • @beepot2764
    @beepot2764 Před 5 lety +4184

    Public proposals are 99% of the time an awful idea.

    • @sonnenblumefrau2048
      @sonnenblumefrau2048 Před 4 lety +190

      Having social anxiety, I would seriously and literally die on the spot.

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 Před 4 lety +72

      My buddy did I and she told him "not here we'll talk later" he waited another year on their anniversary and asked her with only her mom and sister there luckily she said yes

    • @ldhaych
      @ldhaych Před 4 lety +32

      @@sonnenblumefrau2048 I don't have any anxietys or anything but i would also literally die on the spot if that happened

    • @That_Rainbow_Butterfly
      @That_Rainbow_Butterfly Před 4 lety +8

      bee pot yes

    • @juicycouture9672
      @juicycouture9672 Před 4 lety +7

      Unless your a celebrity

  • @deadnyz
    @deadnyz Před 3 lety +3703

    The Chinese lady was saying "I already told you, I have a boyfriend! Stop asking me!" Sir really needed to take a hint. My mother translated for me ^^

  • @BonesInThePumpkinPatch
    @BonesInThePumpkinPatch Před rokem +181

    Daz: “marriage is 100 percent fack no” “Single for life”
    Also Daz: *is married and has a child*

    • @am_maarah4080
      @am_maarah4080 Před 8 měsíci +18

      He’s never been married.
      He is recently engaged though

    • @BK-is5fj
      @BK-is5fj Před 8 měsíci +5

      He already had a child. She’s a teenager, I doubt she was non existent the four years ago this video was made 😂

    • @BonesInThePumpkinPatch
      @BonesInThePumpkinPatch Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@BK-is5fj that’s what I’m saying man!

    • @BK-is5fj
      @BK-is5fj Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@BonesInThePumpkinPatch Oh, I thought you meant present him does and in this video didn’t. Since he wasn’t married when he made this video.. I’m probably making no sense, never mind lol

    • @BonesInThePumpkinPatch
      @BonesInThePumpkinPatch Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@BK-is5fj nah nah we’re both tired I gotcha

  • @xxsakura_melnsxx882
    @xxsakura_melnsxx882 Před rokem +94

    My friends mom got proposed to when she wasn’t ready, it was public to, the guy did stand up so he did it at a pub during a show. She got down to eye level with him while smiling, put her hand on his cheek and said “I love you so much, but I’m just not ready yet.” Grabbed his hand, kissed him and got off stage. I have the video of it. It was all good. They got married a year after that :)) I think that’s a good way to deal with it

  • @allisonbearden1735
    @allisonbearden1735 Před 5 lety +3593

    “Well, she opened de box and died”
    I’m WHEEZING 😂

  • @Raev222
    @Raev222 Před 5 lety +538

    The woman who slapped him.. She looked happy at first, he then talked, she leaned in like "what..?" and then looked mad. I think he said something incredibly stupid.

    • @kiraaisling9603
      @kiraaisling9603 Před 5 lety +42

      CookieG House I bet he said
      “I’ll be your pleasure tampon”

    • @tigerpaws111
      @tigerpaws111 Před 5 lety +56

      CookieG House maybe said “I figured you say yes when you’ve got all these people watching”

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace Před 4 lety +1

      Kira Aisling
      😂😂

  • @chaoszone3620
    @chaoszone3620 Před 11 měsíci +23

    Watching this 1:04 after he’s engaged now is so cute😭❤️

  • @edits5547
    @edits5547 Před 3 lety +153

    Daz: “I’m proposing on the moon, no one will see that shit”
    On the moon: *Neil Armstrong in the distance*
    Neil Armstrong: “Hello”

  • @koya5489
    @koya5489 Před 5 lety +4138

    Daz:I'm proposing on the moon no one will see it
    Me: NASA will

    • @Loumains
      @Loumains Před 5 lety +35

      JayCX yes nasa will have detected life on the moon a daz alien invasion wouldn’t be so bad 😂😂😂😂❤️

    • @jonathannilsson2428
      @jonathannilsson2428 Před 5 lety +1

      Linda Miscandlon um ok

    • @Loumains
      @Loumains Před 5 lety +8

      • Leld • can’t you tell it’s a joke 🤪

    • @zeearts9484
      @zeearts9484 Před 5 lety +1

      JayCX
      LOL

    • @zeearts9484
      @zeearts9484 Před 5 lety +9

      @@Loumains
      A Dalien

  • @AX_youtube_this.is.the.URL.
    @AX_youtube_this.is.the.URL. Před 5 lety +288

    My dad proposed to my mum like 4-5 months after they meet 😂🤣 they're still together after 17 years!

    • @yoongiswndrlnd
      @yoongiswndrlnd Před 5 lety +19

      See, my parents are like that too! They got engaged a month after meeting/dating and had the wedding 6 months later. They celebrate their 36th anniversary this November! It makes me believe that love can happen quickly and you don’t always have to wait :)

    • @potentplant9469
      @potentplant9469 Před 5 lety +8

      My mom and step dad married after 2 weeks of knowing each other and it's also been 17 years

    • @chronogam3r81
      @chronogam3r81 Před 5 lety +3

      My dad proposed 2 months after meeting and it has been 30 years since.

    • @seokie5161
      @seokie5161 Před 5 lety +3

      I love hearing stories like these, when you meet someone and they both subconsciously know that they’re made for each other. That’s true love.

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 Před 2 lety +106

    Daz: “Run.”
    Me: “Haha.”
    Daz: “Like Forrest.”
    Me: *LUNGS COLLAPSE*

  • @TheCrystalBoat
    @TheCrystalBoat Před 2 lety +39

    "If you don't say yes, I'm gonna be anNOYED" The way he said annoyed had my dying lmao

  • @adriannashaw7523
    @adriannashaw7523 Před 5 lety +744

    My husband came into our room at night while I was reading a book, tapped me on the knee and just said “wanna marry me?” And I just said “yeah sure” lol

  • @flannerylankfordstearns8700
    @flannerylankfordstearns8700 Před 5 lety +2614

    "Do it in the basement where no one can hear you scream" -Daz Black, 2019

    • @nessacampbell142
      @nessacampbell142 Před 5 lety +14

      Truth though.....TRUTH

    • @GG-ms1vg
      @GG-ms1vg Před 4 lety +5

      Teddybearsuicide RUN!

    • @jenniferp9136
      @jenniferp9136 Před 4 lety +15

      For someone who reads this without watching the video, this can be taken in so many different ways...so many ways...XD

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace Před 4 lety +1

      True though 😂

    • @justanegg6671
      @justanegg6671 Před 4 lety

      Teddybearsuicide he said it right as i red this comment xD

  • @peacebaby8693
    @peacebaby8693 Před rokem +59

    I don't think anyone should publicly propose unless you've spoken about it and are both ok with that.

  • @Solar-em2ld
    @Solar-em2ld Před 2 lety +87

    "DO YOU HAVE ARTHRITIS IN YOUR SPINE WHATS WRONG" 😂😂😂

  • @marianne5055
    @marianne5055 Před 5 lety +1877

    Listen dont propose to someone unless you've had the discussion before. And dont do it in public unless you know they would be ok with it.

    • @littlespoonsebastian
      @littlespoonsebastian Před 4 lety +9

      Oh my god is that Anton yelchin as your profile picture

    • @littlespoonsebastian
      @littlespoonsebastian Před 4 lety +8

      I absolutely love Anton yelchin! I never thought I'd find a person who appreciates him so much even after what happened 💜💜

    • @littlespoonsebastian
      @littlespoonsebastian Před 4 lety +8

      You don't know how much you've made by day by simply being here, I know this seems really weird but thank you

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 Před 4 lety +8

      Sound advice, mate.

    • @SweetLala25
      @SweetLala25 Před 4 lety +24

      I was literally about to post this comment :D YASS!! There is no harm in saying "hey if we ever make it to that point, please dont propose to me in public bcuz I just would not be comfortable nor happy being placed in that type of situation." Not all people enjoy that type of attention.

  • @yazminandara6077
    @yazminandara6077 Před 5 lety +6162

    The Chinese girl was screaming “I already told you I have a boyfriend stop asking me!¡”

  • @XO-SUMMER-XO
    @XO-SUMMER-XO Před 3 lety +47

    When he says "if that's my new dad I'm ending it" has me in tears 😂

  • @ShadowAngel79
    @ShadowAngel79 Před 2 lety +46

    This is hilarious and I died laughing when you said “marriage is 100% fuck no” 😂😂😂. You’re great, keep it up!

  • @ShikiPeeki
    @ShikiPeeki Před 5 lety +1839

    Honestly if someone proposed to me in front of a crowd like that, I'd say no too purely from anxiety.
    I don't think it's romantic to put someone in a situation where the pressure of everyone watching almost forces them to say yes.

    • @okcool9345
      @okcool9345 Před 4 lety +38

      exactly

    • @sav-st4jg
      @sav-st4jg Před 4 lety +20

      Tevene Twink couldn’t have said it better

    • @deletisthefitislol1850
      @deletisthefitislol1850 Před 4 lety +1

      Tevene Twink hey guess what it was a prank

    • @georgier9029
      @georgier9029 Před 4 lety +37

      My mum's boyfriend kept asking my mum and she said no, this happened several times until he walked I to work with his kids and did it infront of about 30 customers so she felt so awkward she said yes ! I hate the man, he's a dick if you can't tell already lol

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace Před 4 lety +7

      Exactly! Same tho like literally!

  • @PsYChOtlC_ShArK
    @PsYChOtlC_ShArK Před 3 lety +2401

    The guy who pranked his Gf is never getting married

  • @lizzzie_2
    @lizzzie_2 Před 2 lety +34

    Daz: I'm proposing on the moon, no-one will see that shit.
    Steve Rogers: LANGUAGE
    6:50

  • @audri306
    @audri306 Před 2 lety +16

    9:52 image if he actually wanted to marry her and everyone said APRIL FOOLS

  • @MariaHernandez-yy7ve
    @MariaHernandez-yy7ve Před 4 lety +1785

    “Can you imagine his next album is”
    “sʜᴇ sᴀɪᴅ ɴOᴏOᴏO"

  • @joeygoodwin9815
    @joeygoodwin9815 Před 3 lety +2894

    Daz: proposing on the moon where nobody see’s him.
    NASA: She said NnNNnooOoOOooOO

  • @idkwhattoputinlol7601
    @idkwhattoputinlol7601 Před 2 lety +12

    "I HATE APRIL FOLES DAY"
    me who was born in April fools day: "Am I a joke to you"

  • @CountessRose
    @CountessRose Před rokem +12

    That woman who ran off stage I can relate. One time had a boyfriend try to get the entire cafeteria to sing happy birthday to me. I phased out of existence and hit in the bathroom. Don’t put us on the spot like that.

  • @juliennefraipont623
    @juliennefraipont623 Před 3 lety +2969

    The disk space has been trying to propose for years

  • @saltishot6845
    @saltishot6845 Před 3 lety +4406

    Daz: “That’s it i’m proposing on the moon”
    Scientist: *looks at moon through a telescope*
    Scientist: what the-

  • @enswhsha1346
    @enswhsha1346 Před rokem +14

    When i saw the baby fall out of the pram IT HAD ME ROLLING 😅😅

  • @luvley_cat00
    @luvley_cat00 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Daz just got married, IT WASNT THE MOON DAZ.

  • @ochacouraraka5105
    @ochacouraraka5105 Před 4 lety +1614

    Guy: APRIL FOOLS
    If I was that girl, he would be *dead*

  • @rachael1118
    @rachael1118 Před 3 lety +4790

    Don’t publicly propose to someone unless you have talked about marriage with your partner at least

  • @Edits_cuz_boredom
    @Edits_cuz_boredom Před 2 lety +7

    Daz is so considerate when he says why the girls might say no and explaining why the girls might feel pressured on stage

  • @CaptainFordo
    @CaptainFordo Před 2 lety +7

    The two lessons that I learned from this were: One, If you ever want to get married, propose when you both are ready, and two, If you are ready, DONT DO IT IN PUBLIC!

  • @patriciamay4699
    @patriciamay4699 Před 5 lety +482

    You are not gonna be rejected if you don't have a girlfriend in the first place.
    *Modern problems require modern solutions*

  • @nickgadsin4651
    @nickgadsin4651 Před 3 lety +400

    TRANSLATION FOR 2:16
    “Stop kneeling
    Stop it
    I have a boyfriend
    I HAVE A BOYFRIEND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!”
    End scene

  • @youtube_vibesss5129
    @youtube_vibesss5129 Před 2 lety +7

    “I’d hide in the base drum” 😂💀

  • @gabazubalaba
    @gabazubalaba Před 11 měsíci +3

    And now he’s engaged to the lovely Em, congratulations to both of you, you deserve all the happiness ❤

  • @lucytravis1670
    @lucytravis1670 Před 5 lety +2836

    Things that make daz games:
    ~low disk space
    ~Linda
    ~can of spray
    ~dazzlers
    ~HAH

  • @dyinginsideitsoktho2465
    @dyinginsideitsoktho2465 Před 5 lety +1710

    Daz:
    Propose like a normal person.....✋🏾😡
    Propose in a blacked out basement on the moon..🙌🏾😍

  • @miner2268
    @miner2268 Před rokem +3

    I agree Daz. You don’t do something like this in public because exactly it isn’t fair. It’s a good way to ruin a potentially good relationship by doing that honestly

  • @ChayseJordan
    @ChayseJordan Před rokem +2

    4:41 that dude needs to watch this video and make daz on the guitar his ringtone 😂😂😂

  • @mariaelsa27
    @mariaelsa27 Před 3 lety +754

    I was on a plane once and a man proposed to his girlfriend.... WE WERE ON THE WAY TO PARIS! WHY DIDNT HE JUST WAIT TILL WE GOT THERE?! I mean she said yes but STILL!!

    • @angel_ovo3415
      @angel_ovo3415 Před 3 lety +114

      PARIS IS WAY FUCKIN BETTER THAN A PLANE

    • @Kiprp
      @Kiprp Před 3 lety +80

      Airplanes are so unromantic and yucky. Why the fuck would you propose on one?

    • @Meeskait1992
      @Meeskait1992 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Kiprp ikr

    • @Meeskait1992
      @Meeskait1992 Před 3 lety +5

      Omfg 🤣

    • @dorothymiskovic7202
      @dorothymiskovic7202 Před 3 lety +26

      @Felix’s cheese stick then it would be awkward silence the rest of the trip 😂

  • @minaashido7492
    @minaashido7492 Před 3 lety +2265

    The April Fools one is probably one of the most fucked up things you can do to a partner.

    • @troyboatwright1907
      @troyboatwright1907 Před 2 lety +91

      Ladies and gentleman mina has said it

    • @CJ-kf5oi
      @CJ-kf5oi Před 2 lety +65

      @@troyboatwright1907 Indeed the queen has spoken

    • @beccacoconut469
      @beccacoconut469 Před 2 lety +26

      The queen has spoken, mina herself has said it

    • @kitkat2kitty
      @kitkat2kitty Před 2 lety +14

      If the queen said it then its true🛐✨

    • @silverstream6063
      @silverstream6063 Před 2 lety +44

      Knew a girl in high school who knew how much her bf wanted a child. She said she was pregnant and he got so happy. Never seen this guy so happy and excited then she screams April Fools. Man I wanted to slap her on his behalf. Never seen a man visibly change emotions like that, like visible pain. He was so heart broken that I think he left school for the day. Didn't see him for awhile, poor thing. Surprised he didn't end it there with her.

  • @laineyhughes96
    @laineyhughes96 Před 2 lety +6

    10:22 i was wondering why the dude was so short...... Then i realised he was fucking kneeling

  • @elsss_111
    @elsss_111 Před 2 lety +7

    4:32 THATS SO EMBARRASSING STOPPP WHY WOULD YOU DO IT INFRONT OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE

  • @courtney7114
    @courtney7114 Před 5 lety +507

    Guy on stage "will you marry me?"
    Girl with tight shorts *Gotta blast!*

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction Před 5 lety +3

      i'm more upset that Daz owns a guitar he can't play

  • @gucciboy6961
    @gucciboy6961 Před 5 lety +5259

    Sipping my tea thinking nothing will happen
    Daz : * pulls out guitar * ShE sAiD NoOoOOoooOOO
    Me : *chokes*

  • @echo5344
    @echo5344 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Daz: I'm proposing on the moon, that's it
    Also Daz: ends up proposing on Machu Picchu

  • @loubeloubelou
    @loubeloubelou Před 2 lety +3

    Late to the party but I have to add my two cents here. When my boyfriend proposed, he thought about ME and what he believe I would want in a proposal. I am a very private, quiet person who doesn't like big crowds or generally being around other people lol so he proposed in Sherwood Forest on our second anniversary. We were completely alone out for a walk, in my favourite place with a ton of memories with my recently departed Grandad and it was perfect. If he had pulled something like proposing in public on TV or on stage or whatever, I would ABSOLUTELY have said no and ran off. I'd have been so embarrassed and felt so uncomfortable!

  • @honestlymars
    @honestlymars Před 5 lety +594

    Dude: "Indie... will you marry me!?"
    Indie: *_literally_** falls **_through_** **_floor_*
    God: "Shoulda picked Shanice..."

    • @sneakyzealot546
      @sneakyzealot546 Před 5 lety +15

      u know that was just indie's Ex Shaniqua who pulled the lever because that bitch JEALOUS XD

    • @honestlymars
      @honestlymars Před 5 lety +4

      @@sneakyzealot546 I KEEP SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE WHADDUP

    • @matthansen758
      @matthansen758 Před 5 lety +8

      Indie fell right through Satans ass crack

  • @jeetskeet8162
    @jeetskeet8162 Před 4 lety +1216

    "Do it in the basement, where nobody can hear you screen!"
    *_L A W A N D O R D E R_*

  • @jeffreyherald7666
    @jeffreyherald7666 Před měsícem +3

    Daz : "marriage is 100% fuck no"
    Also Daz: *gets married*

  • @abed1211
    @abed1211 Před rokem +11

    The woman who was being proposed to by the Chinese guy in the white and blue uniform was saying how she had a boyfriend... 💀💀💀

  • @mindofmila
    @mindofmila Před 5 lety +2330

    I just drove passed a shoe shop called dazzlers and it made me so happy
    Edit: thnx for the likes lmao

  • @hermi425
    @hermi425 Před 3 lety +4016

    this is why i want someone to propose to me at home while we’re watching a disney movie

    • @alexaredfield6261
      @alexaredfield6261 Před 3 lety +63

      Omg the dream! 😍 haha

    • @lulub517
      @lulub517 Před 3 lety +56

      That sounds like an amazing proposal

    • @hermi425
      @hermi425 Před 3 lety +49

      @@lulub517 I know right! Like when your all comfy watching the lion king or something+ mackys fries in your hand😂

    • @Anna-hl9hy
      @Anna-hl9hy Před 3 lety +5

      Same

    • @angel_ovo3415
      @angel_ovo3415 Před 3 lety +28

      ~can ya feel the love tonight~

  • @kathrynquinn1968
    @kathrynquinn1968 Před 2 lety +2

    the look of utter shock at 6:10 - im dying

  • @KittyCat-yn1sh
    @KittyCat-yn1sh Před 2 lety +6

    Daz: “a man goes and buys a ring for a pretty lady and says will you marry me?”
    Me: **mom proposed first** “hmmm, sus, guess my moms my dad now”

  • @surig5313
    @surig5313 Před 3 lety +563

    The one with the baby falling out reminds me of every time I wake up for school. I just flop out of bed like a fish.

  • @lordextra5254
    @lordextra5254 Před 4 lety +5905

    The disk space has been trying to propose to u for years that’s why it’s always popping up 💀

  • @dragonslang644
    @dragonslang644 Před 2 lety +5

    11:25 that really made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣

  • @madog61
    @madog61 Před 10 měsíci +5

    6:34 man I understand not wanting to marry someone but slap them? That's to far

  • @ktblfc
    @ktblfc Před 4 lety +2728

    **Low disk space**
    Daz: “well, you know, we may aswell get married because you’re always POPPING UP”
    😂

  • @r0ryozz
    @r0ryozz Před 5 lety +1983

    this is why i have trust issues
    LINDA!!!!! FETCH ME THE SADNESS CHEETOS

    • @b.r.papercuts3761
      @b.r.papercuts3761 Před 5 lety +9

      @tyran That's mean!

    • @b.r.papercuts3761
      @b.r.papercuts3761 Před 5 lety +8

      @tyran Trash me bitch. I know and begrudgingly accept all my flaws.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker Před 5 lety +5

      @Universal Link Yes, we do. We do have Cheetos in the UK. Are you living under a rock? Lmao!

    • @ashlyn2005
      @ashlyn2005 Před 5 lety +3

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker 😂😂😂

    • @user-lq5xk4th6q
      @user-lq5xk4th6q Před 5 lety +5

      tyran Lmfao, please shut the fuck up. I'm losing braincells because of you.

  • @Suki_iloveyouu
    @Suki_iloveyouu Před rokem +3

    06:22 OMG BRO I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @cherrie_may_68
    @cherrie_may_68 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the into when he's messing around and makes himself laugh 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesshackleton1005
    @jamesshackleton1005 Před 4 lety +395

    “ will you marry me”
    “Let me fall through the floor “

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 3 lety +3

      "Ight I'ma head out"

    • @kimyork4254
      @kimyork4254 Před 3 lety

      I boy aaaaaa no

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 Před 3 lety

      me: (sees an argument between a couple while the man is tryig to propose)
      also me:(starts playing the mission impossible soundtrack)
      also also me (shouting) THE NAME OF THE MOVIE THIS IS FROM IS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR GOAL IS MATE! MISSION IMOSSIBLE
      -btw i was shouting at the guy trying to propose-

  • @nickademus30
    @nickademus30 Před 4 lety +1849

    “Sometimes, she says no. Sometimes, they get hit with a bus.”
    Life lessons with Daz Games 😂

    • @aexh5159
      @aexh5159 Před 3 lety +2

      @Samantha Rannaküla 00:41

    • @irishvince3585
      @irishvince3585 Před 3 lety

      Stop stealing jokes

    • @nickademus30
      @nickademus30 Před 3 lety +3

      @@irishvince3585 who did I steal it from-

    • @erhhhh06
      @erhhhh06 Před 3 lety

      @@nickademus30 dun dun dunnnn

    • @erhhhh06
      @erhhhh06 Před 3 lety

      I’m subscribing to you for existing and making me laugh
      Edit= You art is amazing

  • @Reckless_Lovers
    @Reckless_Lovers Před 10 měsíci +1

    its so hard watching daz at night when I have the muchies lol, one moment everything is quiet then boom he's screaming like a bloody goat and I'm trying to turn down my shit as fast as possible lol

  • @larasouthern7745
    @larasouthern7745 Před 5 lety +535

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Daz is amazing
    Like is its true

  • @valeriakawaguchi
    @valeriakawaguchi Před 5 lety +241

    All jokes aside, I think that before proposing to your significant other, you both should have come to an agreement that you want to spend the rest of your life with your partner. That way you’ll know if the other person’s ready or not
    Idk, that way you’ll avoid all the shame tho 😂

    • @SmashingSnow
      @SmashingSnow Před 5 lety +2

      This need more likes

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 5 lety +3

      But what if you want to spend the life with them together without getting married..?

    • @francoisedelmotte9191
      @francoisedelmotte9191 Před 5 lety +6

      @@solus8685 in this case too you have to talk abt it. Proposals that goes wrong are bc they didn't talk about it properly first or that the person can't handle it in public. As for staying in couple without getting married it's the same thing, you have to at least mentionned it once.

  • @Sn_z
    @Sn_z Před 2 lety +2

    I just watched your "2 women at a wedding" WE NEED A PART 3

  • @Cosmic_Craize
    @Cosmic_Craize Před 3 lety +5

    The Disney Princesses when they practice for their solo off screen: 0:00 - 0:10

  • @williamhorner3492
    @williamhorner3492 Před 4 lety +356

    I mean, what did the guy expect when he said April fools, did he expect her to laugh

    • @harlemharris7013
      @harlemharris7013 Před 3 lety +23

      I would do more then slap him xD

    • @Satanic_System
      @Satanic_System Před 3 lety +4

      i mean like come on-

    • @kanagisama3875
      @kanagisama3875 Před 3 lety +1

      it was funny af like my dude firing shots like its 1969

    • @RC-mu3sp
      @RC-mu3sp Před 3 lety

      Time stamp?

    • @deernini
      @deernini Před 3 lety +12

      @@kanagisama3875 that’s not funny to mess with someone like that 🥺😕

  • @matthewsmall6342
    @matthewsmall6342 Před 3 lety +821

    my parents got married after 4 years together and i see people these days getting married afterm 6 months

    • @goofballquest7654
      @goofballquest7654 Před 3 lety +50

      🤣🤣 my husband and I got engaged 2months into the relationship, together for 4years now!
      I can understand how sudden that seems to other people🤣🤣🤣

    • @reyy1k
      @reyy1k Před 3 lety +11

      @@goofballquest7654 Wow

    • @erebusreal671
      @erebusreal671 Před 3 lety +28

      My mom and dad got married 20 years later

    • @matthewsmall6342
      @matthewsmall6342 Před 3 lety +8

      @@erebusreal671 OOF

    • @jesssmoubas9678
      @jesssmoubas9678 Před 3 lety +5

      My sisters dad got married after 10 years with his girl

  • @ribbs13
    @ribbs13 Před 2 lety +1

    When his voice goes up it’s over, he’s got me for a good 5 minutes rewinding his reactions! 😂🏃🏻‍♀️💨

  • @KydenCrysta
    @KydenCrysta Před rokem

    3 years go by and your singing is still beautiful Daz!

  • @malcolmbuehler5619
    @malcolmbuehler5619 Před 5 lety +345

    whens your album coming out?

  • @pieterploem5248
    @pieterploem5248 Před 5 lety +630

    You date someone for a year, The Proposal Fails
    You propose as an April fool joke, Ur partner gone
    You propose unexpectedly, your partner faints
    hotel, Trivago

    • @felixhates5031
      @felixhates5031 Před 4 lety +2

      Hec

    • @darkmagicgaming2496
      @darkmagicgaming2496 Před 4 lety +2

      The only Trivago joke that's actually funny

    • @chubbybear5589
      @chubbybear5589 Před 4 lety +2

      HA HA am laughfing my head of 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😁😂😁😂😁😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @coldumguy7012
      @coldumguy7012 Před 4 lety +2

      My brother and his fiancè only dated for a few months (that we know of) before getting engaged.

    • @lunalee6657
      @lunalee6657 Před 4 lety +1

      wow i was not expecting that but thats funnyyyyyy XD XD X D D D XXD D XD XD DX XD DX XD XD . DXDX

  • @user-sb4qz6wn1y
    @user-sb4qz6wn1y Před 8 měsíci +2

    Daz: I’m going to propose on the moon no one can see that sh!t”
    The aliens:*trying to enjoy their dinner in the restaurant*👁👄👁

  • @simplylily4072
    @simplylily4072 Před 2 lety +2

    Is anyone gonna talk about how daz literally sang so well at the beginning of the video! Best singer ever.

  • @urannty
    @urannty Před 4 lety +179

    2:14
    The girl was like, “ I TOLD YOU I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND!”

    • @lilrexlapis
      @lilrexlapis Před 4 lety

      I don’t believe anyone who likes gacha

    • @urannty
      @urannty Před 4 lety

      - Sunny Nerine - im chinese lol i understand what they're saying

    • @terrorizer5262
      @terrorizer5262 Před 4 lety

      - Sunny Nerine - well damn lol 😂

  • @bobbyecollins4111
    @bobbyecollins4111 Před 4 lety +715

    Daz: if that’s my dad I’m ending it

  • @Im.worthless
    @Im.worthless Před 7 měsíci +1

    Everyone had their eyes on them too lmaoooo when the baby fell out the carriage 😂😂

  • @John_fn
    @John_fn Před 2 lety +1

    "if dats my new dad I'm ending it" OMG GOT ME IN TEARS HAHAHA 🤣 🤪

  • @istealsoulsxo
    @istealsoulsxo Před 4 lety +163

    1:49 - that baby really said “imma head right out”

  • @crownedcarcass
    @crownedcarcass Před 4 lety +649

    "I've dated her for one year"
    Everyones ancestors: pathetic

    • @katiegrace1
      @katiegrace1 Před 3 lety +9

      My mum and dad: I am speed (they dated for 6 WEEKS before engagement

    • @disrespect.bewildin9203
      @disrespect.bewildin9203 Před 3 lety +6

      @@katiegrace1 what the fuck

    • @disrespect.bewildin9203
      @disrespect.bewildin9203 Před 3 lety +4

      @@katiegrace1 on a real note hope all is well with them and their relationship

    • @katiegrace1
      @katiegrace1 Před 3 lety +4

      DisrespectSZN yup! They’ve been married for about 20 years (i don’t wanna ask them because they will ask why) thank you :3

  • @VideoGameJNPoop
    @VideoGameJNPoop Před 2 lety +3

    I'm never proposing or getting married ever. This video helped me out.

  • @SPRITECAN187
    @SPRITECAN187 Před měsícem +4

    daz: "YOU BETTER SAY YES FUTURE WIFE"
    Me in 2024: 😢 she did daz, she did

  • @vinniefleming9816
    @vinniefleming9816 Před 5 lety +533

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...He's a mile away, and you have his shoes🤣🤣

    • @artworld8976
      @artworld8976 Před 4 lety +5

      This made my year😂

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace Před 4 lety +7

      This is THE best joke of the year LITERALLY 😂😂

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace Před 4 lety +1

      art world
      Same 😂

    • @goeatasockpeasant3091
      @goeatasockpeasant3091 Před 4 lety +6

      No offence but do you comment this on every vid? No hate, it's a good joke, but it didn't have much to do with the video.

    • @lmash226
      @lmash226 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂

  • @ellievinca4411
    @ellievinca4411 Před 4 lety +842

    Guy: *proposes*
    Woman: *slaps him*
    Daz: *shooketh*

    • @nolanhi8210
      @nolanhi8210 Před 3 lety +1

      Loo poop po lbbkhhvtuxiduxdutxdfu

    • @chasedillonsmith6156
      @chasedillonsmith6156 Před 2 lety

      Cause if your with someone long enough for them to propose your first reaction shouldnt be slapping them 😐 id slap her ass back

    • @weasel5220
      @weasel5220 Před 2 lety +1

      Time lapse NOW! 😭

    • @weasel5220
      @weasel5220 Před 2 lety

      @@chasedillonsmith6156 ....awkward moment 😗

  • @cj8414
    @cj8414 Před 2 lety +3

    3:20
    Daz: “I’m sorry honey but... we played hop scotch.” 😢

  • @ru._.y2140
    @ru._.y2140 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Daz: please say yes, future wife if I propose say yes
    2023: daz is engaged, future wife said yes

  • @ninascript6319
    @ninascript6319 Před 5 lety +530

    *DAZ* " NOOO!!! Do it in the basement where no one can hear you scream"
    *ME* " Whoa there Daz"