Daz Watches Ultimate Cringe
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Yaaaas
Thank you daz I just got sent one so thanks for the heads up
ok
Thanks daz
I love u by the way
“And you can’t kill a person with no body”
*Murder rate goes down 100%*
Lmao
Corona decimated!
Yessssss
Lol
Kagu. good point
fun fact: the girl who interviewed steve actually asked what he thought about sex before marriage and his response had NOTHING to do with the question haha
😂😂😂 omg!!
Like Breanna’s comment so Daz can see it!
Seriously?!
I always do that when I haven’t studied for an interrogation but try to say something anyways
@@philipprsa7755 same HAHA
When he said “everybody give it up for Professor Snape!” I laughed harder than Daz did
Yup. Lemme just say, I might've hexed him...
HE CALLED TOM, MY *TWIN* ARROGANT.
Same here
I lost it before daz did
Steve has a fair point though “you can’t kill someone with no body”
That's cause they're already dead
@@kristinaalexander276 no shit sherlock
@@kristinaalexander276 How can you die when you're dead?
@@caitthecat nvm
*"im a nobody and you cant kill someone with no body"*
-Steve spearos
Um.. Arya Stark *Mic drop*
He is meeeeeeee
I need that on a shirt asap
@@kristie3238 Did you see my bag??
@@n994s7 huh? 😅
Roses are red,
Violets are lame,
Daz has no disk space,
And Linda's to blame.
Mi new favorite love saying
Perfect!!
@Apricot_bitch thanks
SkyGamer I’m offended my name is violet😑
@@bearthepearbearthepear7077 ...
Edward Scissorhands: “ you dont know what it’s like to walk to class-” Daz: “pppttt” Edward Scissorhands: “ to be called professor Snape” Daz: “ AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH😂🤣”
You got the quote completely wrong
“WHY becuase i have sunglasses and I’m weird”
-Steve from humberside
Underrated comment 👏 💀
(easygoing)
THE DRAMATIC SCENE WITH THE GOLDEN BUZZER WAS PRICELESS
we need to get daz on x factor 🚫
🧢
Itz Ellaa daz factor
@@ellad4282 IKR HE'S FABULOUS!!!
Ikr!
@Vesible - DEVX wait doesnt he have a wife?-
Quote of the year:
"I'm a nobody and you can't kill a person with no body."
@Ava Grisdale oml yes
Steve
"Why am I afraid"
"I'm not afraid"
"I'm afraid of the boogie man"
@@Aero--115 lol
That’s gonna be my senior quote
“I’m a nobody. And you can’t kill a person with no body.”
My new senior quote.
“Those who know me…I’m a nobody understand? And you can’t kill a person with no- body” Steve is an absolute legend!
“I’m a nobody...and you can’t kill a person with no body”
Quote of the year 👏👏👏
Lol
How 2 Logic 101
YES STEVE ✨😭😭 SO INSPIRATIONAL 👏🏻👏🏻🤩🤩🥳🥳
The person on tic tok with no body:😔
LMAO
"Everybody give it up for professor Snape." OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD LMFAOO
SAME PLS😭✋ THE FACT IM A POTTERHEAD MADE IT SM FUNNIER
Same😂😂😂😂😂
Same. I’m such a terrible person
Same
@@ronweasleysgf SAME LMAO
"IM A NOBODY, AND YOU CANT KILL SOMEONE WITH NO BODY"
"Whos the boogyman, FIGURE IT OUT"
“That’s not cringey that’s funny 😆” computer says low disk space “ that’s not funny 😐”
I’m a no body
And you can’t kill a person with no body😂😂😂
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Thanks Dazzzzzzzz you’re the best of the best❤️❤️✌️your channel has grown so big it’s amazing- keep being you🙏
But you can kill a no by making it into a yes
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
6,458,971 Views lol good one
@@angryduck48 yesn't body
"I'M A NOBODY, YOU UNDERSTAND?
AND YOU CAN'T KILL A PERSON WITH NO BODY!"
Ashley Rinamon Hello Kingdom Hearts
If you don't get that reference, Kingdom Hearts has enemies and characters called Nobodies
"Go skydive into a volcano."
I'm stealing that
Ranboo.
That's all I have to say, *Ranboo*
Daz: I tried not to laugh I tried
Me: **Wheezing in the corner**
Daz: That’s no cringy that’s funny-
exe.annoying low disc space
Daz: That’s not funny...
GachaGirl YT 😂😂😂
OMG 😂
"Go skydive into a volcano!"
- Edward Scissor Hands/ Kong Fu Panda/ Prof. Snape
He’s here to teach us about potions 🤣
Don't forget Joseph Joestar
I does at the Snape one
He reminds me of onion man
anthony padildo is havin one of those days
9:47 this is the epidemy of Portuguese comedy, you can even here her wisper "tá muito alto", meaning " it's too loud" 😂 i swear i love this lady
Me : not laughing 😐
Daz : bursts out in laughter
Me: laughing so much I’m crying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'm honestly glad I'm not the only one who lost it when he laughs
its true as fuck tho
@@thelegendaryme Yea It Is
A wise man once said
"I'm a nobody. And you can't kill a person with no body."
That man was none other than Steve Spiros.
And his wise words spread to the world of Daz Black
U P o o p o o O n M y F l o o r
I’m the 730th like
Daily_Ph0t0s_0f_B0mbp0p _ and we’re moving
I HyperKookie I noice
EvErYbOdY GiVe It Up FoR PrOfESsOr SnApE
I'd take that as a compliment ngl-
Rip 😓
Snape
Snape
Severus snape
@WatchDox Ron Ron Ron Weasley.
@@ellie_ibarra111 hermione
Daz: *Playing a rip off of candy crush and having a really fun time*
His brain: god I fucking hate my life
"He's our substitute teacher, he's here to teach us about POTIONS! he's from Hogwarts." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I HATE JOSH MAN!
😂😂😂
ROTFL ☠
*For all of those people that called me a sleep walker*
*I WOKE UP!!*
*And now I'm going back to sleep*
Mood 😂
Me. Just me
Famous words that I say every morning
Goodnight 👌👌👌
Mood. 😂😂
I swear daz has the best laugh on CZcams😂
Oh, yes! He should bottled it and sell it as merch. His bank account will burst!
He dose
FZ ANTONIO R His laugh makes me laugh and I don’t even find the video funny. It’s contagious. 😂
He is contesting with Cryaotic
Personally, I loved his laugh way more when he was impersonating Stampy 😂
"Everybody give it up for Professor Snape" I laughed for at least 5 minutes.
when the titanic music starts playing,
*you know it's serious*
“And you can’t kill a person with no body”
wHEN I TELL YOU I DIED-
But you can't kill a person with no body so.... how did you die
@@river4346 ...
@Tenley Bleu Dude it’s just a joke.
@Tenley Bleu are you a male?
@Tenley Bleu asking that for a reason.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Low disk space is bacc
wolfgang 0916 XDDD
wolfgang 0916 Love that 👌🏼
😂😂😂😂😂
11:38 when there’s a serial killer in the parking lot next to me and I’m trying to get in my car.
Me: *doesn’t laugh at the cringe stuff*
Daz: *laughs hysterically at the video*
Me: *falls about laughing*
Anyone else relate or is it just me 😭😂
Yes the Edward scissor hands got me when he died i died bruh😭😭😂
I Relate
"I am a nobody, and you can't kill someone with no body."
I spat out my cereal.
"Everyone give it up for professor snape."
I spat out my orange juice.
And i am still pissing myself laughing, help me 😂
Imogen Leng you have committed a crime.
WHO EATS CEREAL THEN DRINK ORANGE JUICE!?
@@quit.8900
WHAT IF HE EATS HIS CEREAL WITH ORANGE JUICE ??!!?!
@@averagecartoonfan3519 NO.
@@quit.8900 YES.
If i'm going to be like 100% honest, I NEVER laugh at the video. I always laugh when daz does.
Yeap that's about right
y e a p
Jooonah that's me man
true true
Ik his laugh gets me 😂
Laughing in unison with Daz feels so normal, it’s like I’m in a call with my friends and laughing at funny videos
Honestly his laugh is all we need in this world 😂
Steve sparrow: *breathes*
Daz: *dies of laughter*
This was me too tbh
TheGlitchBell yeah same!
bruh its steve spiro
*That's just how mafia works.*
That doesnt make any sense LOL
@@dianaschwerin9812 lol
@@zorls no
@@drmg735 yes
Shut
daz is trying his hardest to make it look like he likes the sponsored game XD
omg ikr
Something you could say, but shouldn't, to an emo:
"Everybody give it up for Professor Snape!"
Don't do it people.
Most of the videos he reacted to I wouldn't even bother to chuckle at if it wasn't for Daz's laugh lol
Same, I used to always laugh at those videos, but after a while you've just seen most of them and they're not funny anymore, but when Daz laughs at them it's so contagious that I've got 10 minutes of good laughter.
@@lenac.4192 Right? 😂😂
Ikr??
7:32 🤣this poor girl's like.... "i asked you *one* question... and now im terrified"
me: doesn’t laugh or cringe at the video shown
also me: starts dying with laughter at daz as soon as he starts talking
Daz: “that’s funny”
*low disk space*
Daz: that’s not funny
omg XD
“You know me, Steve Spiros”
“sTeVe!”
I died.
13:05 next thing you know they are takeing off thare pants
7:35 that guy is my brain if I just opened my mouth and let it talk freely with no thought to it.
My mum: you can't hear a picture
Me: *looks at Daz thumbnails*
Lmao 😂
K C yessss
Loool
AHA
This comment is underrated😂
Omg I pissed myself from laughing so hard from “professor snape”
Um 😐... Chile anyways
Same 🤣🤣 I tried not too but I couldn't
As a Potterhead I died💀
@@ellie_ibarra111 OML SAAMMEEEE
dxdddddd
Steve is amazing 😭😭
“ skydive into a volcano “
“ be called Edward Scissor Hands / Kung Fu Panda “
6:37 girl was just awkwardly holding the microphone and smiling 😂😭
"I'M NOT AFRAID"
*a second later*
"I'M AFRAID OF THE BOOGEYMAN"
WHOS THE BOOGEYMAN? YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
Eminem intensifies
Snap back to reality
roses are red violets are blue the actual video starts at 3:02
Thank you!
Roses are red violets are blue this world needs more heros just like you.
Thank you my comrade
@@krackajackz lmao
Ben Lesczynski 😂😂😂
9:00 when your about to open your Christmas presents and you know you got a PS5
We need to see more of Steve! We’re still waiting on that Daz and Steve collab!
me: *tries not to laugh*
daz: *laughs hysterically*
me: *starts laughing to*
You can’t kill a person with nObOdy
"Everybody give it up for professor Snape." OMG I CANT HAHA
OMG IKKKKKK👁️👄👁️😂👍
from 8:10 onwards, I was crying with laughter, not at the videos, at daz's jokes
Walks into class late
Hello Professor Snape
Daz: has a seizure
“Don’t answer...let it ring.” 😳
I know, right? Lmao
@@73_vincent i would've died lmfao
I absolutely love that daz laughed at a Portuguese meme
I have watched this so many times just for Steve, and to watch Daz laugh uncontrollably because of Steve
The Steve reaction had me DYING.
But then again daz all your reactions have all of us dying
GREG
Hello fellow Greg
Hi. I am also Greg.
yes another greg
"I think that was the most awkward handshake of all time"
Pewdiepie: Hold my beer
"Hold my Gfuel"
Hold my bitch lasagne
nah, JackSepticEye
No its hold my n word
omnomdom 🤣🤣
This is the only youtube channel where I genuinely laugh😂😂 He's just awesome ✨
As an overwatch player my eyes went directly to the soldier 76 hat DAZ is wearing at the beginning of the video
I lost it at 9:46 That's a really popular cringy video from my country - Portugal. The woman is also saying that the fault is of the mic being too loud hahaha
That part was my favourite I was laughing a lot
When she says "está muito alto" I always thought she meant the pitch and was asking the organ player to play the song at a lower pitch.
She also said afterwards that she knew the verses for years and never failed singing them, the clip didn't made me laugh though and I'm also from PT
Im portuguese too. Its nice to see a felow portuguese person 🌍❤👊
"Because you can't kill a person with no body!"
-Steve
It’s not the people on the videos that make it funny it’s daz,these videos are amazing
Daz: I tried not to laugh I really did
Also him:AHHHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAAHAAAA
The one with the singing lady, all I heard was her saying “señor, señor washing the spa everything” 😂
Omg I can’t unhear it 😂
HELP OMG IM DYING HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH 😂😂😂
It's portuguese. Pretty sure the lyrics went "Senhor, senhor, vós tendes as palavras da vida eterna" (Even I can't fully understand it as a Portuguese 😂)
😂😂😂😂😂😊
"Professor Snape he's our substitute teacher" 😂😂😂 your laugh kills me every time 😂😂😂
i love how daz is famous for just being himself. god it’s amazing
I was struggling with a BPD manic episode recently, I watched this and laughed for the first time in around a week I can't thank you enough ❤
Daz's laugh makes everything a hundred times funnier
It really be like that
Gurpreet Singh Matharoo ikr
WE WANT LOW DISK SPACE MERCH 🙏🙏😩💕
Omg wtf why so many likes jeenie mac 🤭❤️
Yaaaass
It’s coming out
Just get a messed computer
Ava Williams hell yeaa
I'd buy it, because I literally have the same problem Daz does. So it'd be like my own life merch, "because I'm weird!". lol
Honestly, if somebody called me Edward Scissorhands I would love that. Edward is a polite boi and we love him.
I was eating when Steve said you can’t kill a person with no body and almost died LOL 😂
"ARE THEY PLAYING THE ORGAN WITH THEIR FACE" IT'S MIDNIGHT AND IM PISSING MYSELF GJJJJGHHFJGJGJGGG
Daz: *exists*
Computer: LoW diSk SpAcE
Blue Pengu im bout to end this man’s whole career
FxA
“And you walk into class late..”
Daz: *PHHP*
Daz reacting to the church lady singing off-key was my favorite 🤣🤣🤦
Omggg a boy in my class does that thing where he sings passionately in class and everyone has to stop themselves from crying out from laughter
SAME LOL 😂
OMG SAME, THIS GUY IN MY CLASS MADE A LOVE SONG TO A GIRL IN CLASS TOO
@@Macey09 how did she react
Dude i did to!!!! It was in my history class lol
I had a friend who use to do that even tho she said she had social anxiety 💀 like girl
Dude that golden buzzer made me cry and I NEVER repeat NEVER laugh so hard I cry
Dad your officially the best and funniest CZcamsr ever
Rebecca Sanderson you said dad 😂
youneedacomputer2005 yeah he’s my dad
youneedacomputer2005 X,D DAAAAAAD
Somebody make a compilation of just Daz laughing
“Why?..because I have sunglasses and I’m weird” 😂I mean atleast he’s honest
6:21 this was the moment I cried because of daz, his laugh fuels my existence 😂 this whole section just kills me 😂😂😂
I live for this moment. I can die happy now
This was possibly the funniest interview I've ever seen!! 😂😂
IF ONLY IT FILLED HIS DISK SPACE
Guy: "I hate Josh man"
Also guy: *Writes Josh's name in his death note*
Yoongi 💜
lmfaoo
yoongiiii :)
Damn you know your anime tho
SUGA 1993 he looks like a shinigami
5:55 omg 🤣💀Steve! Yes omg I couldn’t breathe. Daz’s laugh gives me life!
daz calls it “try not to laugh to the most cringiest videos” but then throughout mostly everyone of them hes laughing😭😭
I don't know why Josh is pissed off. Professor Snape is my favourite character.
Same
maybe he's a marauders stan lmao-
Probably stans James Potter
Same, snapes my favorite too
He's a horrible person Idc
If people called me Professor Snape I'd be grateful 😂😂
dude i feel bad that hes getting teased for being himself and stuff but i wheezed the whole time as soon as he said edward scissorhands and kung fu panda but that professor snape one got me good because i started to rewatch all the harry potter movies and it reminded me of that
who’s professor snape ?
Emma White a professor at Hogwarts. The school of Harry Potter.
I would be happy too until the snake got in his ass!
Ikr 😂😂😂 complement or what
'' everyone give it up for professor snape! '' AS A POTTER HEAD I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF
12:18 "are they playing the organ with their FACE??" - omfg i choaked on my tea