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  • @aceofclubs3943
    @aceofclubs3943 Před 3 lety +4224

    “Five a day to fucking go away” love it

  • @tasha-wd2pf
    @tasha-wd2pf Před 5 lety +4190

    “Is that an asthma attack or a laugh” IM DYING

    • @honx1012
      @honx1012 Před 5 lety +10

      James and RilesXo I was laughing so hard when he said that my sister asked me if I was having an asthma attack 😂😂🤦‍♀️

    • @kirareeve6971
      @kirareeve6971 Před 5 lety +2

      Same hear

    • @kirareeve6971
      @kirareeve6971 Před 5 lety +2

      Same her

    • @huffleclaw1019
      @huffleclaw1019 Před 5 lety +1

      m.czcams.com/channels/4X95-zC7ZjUoMNZFkTN6aw.html

    • @elisamay3445
      @elisamay3445 Před 4 lety +2

      If that's what asthma attacks sound like then I must sound like an idiot 😂

  • @heathernewton5465
    @heathernewton5465 Před rokem +584

    I like how daz has uses his can of air as a defense mechanism when she literally she has a whole entire knife

  • @BTS_ARMYGIRL90
    @BTS_ARMYGIRL90 Před rokem +208

    Me: "Let's turn the volume all the way up so I can hear her"
    Daz: *laughs so loudly I die*

  • @clarexia3210
    @clarexia3210 Před 4 lety +593

    “Did that hurt?” No it definitely didn’t hurt at all that you just stabbed me

    • @bernarddaly3216
      @bernarddaly3216 Před 4 lety +2

      I'd like your comment, but it's at 222 likes

    • @dannicoombe5466
      @dannicoombe5466 Před 4 lety +2

      @@bernarddaly3216 wait, so it went from 222 to 294 in 1 day? Damn.

    • @poopturdman6171
      @poopturdman6171 Před 4 lety

      I've stabbed myaelf ao many times lol

  • @papitutorials3836
    @papitutorials3836 Před 5 lety +327

    “ I HaVe A CaN oF AiR aNd I WilL uSe iT “ this had me screaming

  • @elliewhite-wn4ke
    @elliewhite-wn4ke Před rokem +56

    R.I.P cloveress you were loved by many including her family friends and subscribers fly high angel

  • @ccduc
    @ccduc Před rokem +185

    Rest in peace Clover, my deepest condolences to her family and friends. ❤🕊

    • @depresseddog123
      @depresseddog123 Před rokem +8

      wait what

    • @405zx
      @405zx Před rokem +24

      @@depresseddog123 she died from heroin overdose

    • @405zx
      @405zx Před rokem

      Her family were dick heads her sister was the only person who was worthy of them all

  • @faithm6013
    @faithm6013 Před 5 lety +4299

    It went from 5 a day to FuCkInG go away
    Had me dead 😂

  • @Auggs45
    @Auggs45 Před 4 lety +835

    Time stamps:
    1:05 - a baNANA
    2:18 - crazy girl asthma laugh
    3:22 - quiet place reference
    4:28 - small d's are friendly looking
    5:20 - stab video begins
    6:15 - don't hurt the merch
    6:35 - I'll slap your tits off your chest
    6:40 - don't sneeze
    7:00 - back stab / why am I looking
    8:08 - stab heart? Raises air slowly
    8:32 - stab d*ck. INTENSE AIR
    9:42 - think I'm crazy? NO FKN SH*T
    10:12 - d*ck's hard. No. Mines inside
    10:53 - Daz being the most relatable
    Hope this helps☆

  • @chlo7768
    @chlo7768 Před rokem +23

    watching dazs old vidss>>>>

  • @bm0s_w33d6
    @bm0s_w33d6 Před rokem +1235

    Hi everyone, just a quick reminder that she did pass away and deserves respect. She passed away due to the fact she was high and ||Committed Suicide|| Although yes she was considered “Quirky” and “Weird” she did have schizophrenia. So please pay respect to her 💛

  • @adi0s.amig0s
    @adi0s.amig0s Před 2 lety +2994

    "You don't just stab someone and say sorry" is my new life quote.

  • @s0dap0p27
    @s0dap0p27 Před 5 lety +203

    I love how he says “youchube”
    “Until we meet again”
    fUcK nO

  • @chocotaco7782
    @chocotaco7782 Před rokem +112

    Rip natalie. We know you were struggling with things that may have caused these tragedy. I’m sure you were loved by many. And they still do. ❤

  • @Kamdynisme
    @Kamdynisme Před 7 měsíci +24

    rip clover. and just wanted to say that she was very pretty

    • @emma6648
      @emma6648 Před 6 měsíci +7

      She was weird but yes pretty

  • @reesehale967
    @reesehale967 Před 5 lety +282

    "Went from 5 a day to go away" i can't stop laughing

  • @reesehale967
    @reesehale967 Před 5 lety +333

    " i have a can of air dont come any closer"😂😂

  • @roses4veins
    @roses4veins Před 10 měsíci +15

    the way he talks so much honestly satifies my adhd

  • @loudpotato8695
    @loudpotato8695 Před rokem +433

    To whoever is watching this. The asmr user in this video known as cloveress has sadly passed away sometime ago. I'm just hearing about this and am still shocked but I really do wish the best for her family. Rest in peace clover I do hope everyone who was affected can grieve peacefully. She died from a drug overdose, she had been battling this addiction for many years and half of this problem was due to depression. To the people who are currently suffering like she did please reach out and get help. People care about your life because you matter and will go all out for you I'm sure! Stay positive everyone in these dark times and for one more time rest in peace clover, you will be missed.

    • @thetoughunicorn1679
      @thetoughunicorn1679 Před rokem +43

      @☆wolf paw♤ gacha bruh what? That’s grossly insensitive

    • @watermelon..baby12
      @watermelon..baby12 Před rokem +33

      @☆wolf paw♤ gacha that is not appropriate omfg

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 Před rokem

      @☆wolf paw♤ gacha people like you are the reason why people commits suicide

    • @jd8asygjasgf0
      @jd8asygjasgf0 Před rokem +30

      hi, just a small correction, she didnt die of a drug overdose, she was high and killed herself, the type of suicide is unknown but sahe did commit suicide but she was n many drugs at the time of her committing suicide

    • @Luka_Ivory
      @Luka_Ivory Před rokem

      @☆wolf paw♤ gacha what the actual fuck is wrong with you??

  • @ghostybat5798
    @ghostybat5798 Před 3 lety +6802

    A can of air is literally just Daz's version of holy water

  • @ashleyclark9393
    @ashleyclark9393 Před 5 lety +545

    Every time he answer her questions I can’t breathe!

  • @Bellandherbacon-io6rw
    @Bellandherbacon-io6rw Před 10 měsíci +14

    Daz’s face at 4:03 is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samjammaz3647
    @samjammaz3647 Před 4 lety +660

    Dazz: Aa BaNaNa
    Me : almost dies

  • @kalthegal
    @kalthegal Před 3 lety +1699

    *Daz spraying the can of air into the mic*
    The Closed Captions: *[music]*

  • @Ihavepolaroidsofyousleeping
    @Ihavepolaroidsofyousleeping Před 9 měsíci +13

    Daz got me laughing at 1:28 in the morning, right before when while I was crying. literally proves when your sad sometimes things become funny when they weren’t before lmao

    • @emma6648
      @emma6648 Před 6 měsíci +2

      What’s wrong? ❤️

  • @evabowness9736
    @evabowness9736 Před rokem +22

    For anyone who liked clover unfortunatly she passed away 2 years ago due to drug overdose and depression. she may have made some weird content but nobody deserves to die. i hope that she rests in piece and that nobody is pleased.

    • @emma6648
      @emma6648 Před 6 měsíci

      Well some people do deserve to but not her, her content was far better than whatever tf people make today like SUCKING CUCUMBER ASMR?!!? Dude wtf is that? Or hentai 💀

  • @mocha_flower7397
    @mocha_flower7397 Před 2 lety +1069

    Clover: "i am a little crazy"
    Daz: "NO. FUCKING. SHIT.. this is bad"

  • @isabelmunger-styles5212
    @isabelmunger-styles5212 Před 5 lety +8597

    “How about i stab you in the heart”
    Daz: *slowly lifts spray*
    Edit: I was just mentioning a part of the video I found funny 😌

  • @stanton2223
    @stanton2223 Před rokem +14

    4:25 my favourite Daz Games moment of all time

  • @Lillyx-je4fv
    @Lillyx-je4fv Před měsícem +2

    His laugh gets me EVERY TIME 😂

  • @serinabeecham
    @serinabeecham Před 3 lety +872

    “I hAvE tHiS kNiFe RIgHt HeRe”
    Daz “CZcams help me,CZcams help me”

  • @sehareshezad5174
    @sehareshezad5174 Před 6 lety +494

    “WOuLd YoU lIkE a baNaNa” daz made me laugh so hard😂

  • @Arthurmorgan18675
    @Arthurmorgan18675 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Rest in peace ma'am

  • @randomperson8163
    @randomperson8163 Před rokem +15

    To tell you the truth I was actually kinda relaxed😅

    • @jonahhenry2821
      @jonahhenry2821 Před rokem +1

      Whatever flows your boat man. 😂. I respect that!

  • @funnyvids13579
    @funnyvids13579 Před 6 lety +280

    I lost it when he sprayed himself with the air duster XD

  • @belzy
    @belzy Před 3 lety +6644

    Girl: has knife 🔪
    Daz: has the most powerful weapon a can of air

  • @x_astvik_x9350
    @x_astvik_x9350 Před měsícem +3

    daz just make ppl laugh so much they don't care if they slap they're sibling's face XDD

  • @WallBreakerOfficial
    @WallBreakerOfficial Před 3 měsíci +5

    Rest in peace Natalie.

  • @gracerobbins7151
    @gracerobbins7151 Před 5 lety +350

    "I have a can of air, and I will use it!"😂😂

  • @foxysiano1810
    @foxysiano1810 Před 4 lety +418

    Daz: someone’s in my house 😱 what should I use
    Neighbour: a knife
    Daz:nah can of air my man

  • @Sec1
    @Sec1 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Daz can turn nearly anything into a extra masterpiece, lol I love daz

  • @lvxqs
    @lvxqs Před 11 měsíci +6

    THIS HAS ME CRYING AND ESPECIALLY DAZ’S LAUGH 😂😂 4:23

    • @Michelleburton
      @Michelleburton Před 2 měsíci

      THATS MY FAVORITE LAUGH IN THE WHILE VIDEO- 😂

  • @danni9541
    @danni9541 Před 5 lety +138

    "I have a can of air don't come any closer"
    Daz black

  • @thotful348
    @thotful348 Před 4 lety +5108

    Daz: disturbed
    Clover: smacked
    Air can: fired
    Disk space: low
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @sturnxrubi
    @sturnxrubi Před rokem +1

    Daz, I think your laugh is contagious.

  • @rootintootinputin1
    @rootintootinputin1 Před 6 měsíci +3

    4:52 that's how you know Daz is packing HEAT

  • @lollipop4661
    @lollipop4661 Před 3 lety +359

    WHEN HE SPRAYS THE AIR IN THE MIC I CANT-

    • @derp_guy5951
      @derp_guy5951 Před 3 lety +2

      Can you? Good question. Hey Vsauce Michael here what is "Can't"

    • @alexismcgarry2571
      @alexismcgarry2571 Před 3 lety +1

      My bed shook and I am watching this on tv

    • @magdaaas
      @magdaaas Před 2 lety +1

      GEORGE FAN HELLO!,!

  • @joeboy_gaming2191
    @joeboy_gaming2191 Před 3 lety +399

    The woman: Gets naughty
    Daz: I gotta fawkin can of air and Ik how to use it

  • @MovieTalker21
    @MovieTalker21 Před rokem

    I love watching your channel grow Daz. Amazing

  • @chantelleodonovan3910
    @chantelleodonovan3910 Před rokem +1

    it doesn't matter how bad my day is, watching Daz always makes me laugh

  • @musictttttrumpet
    @musictttttrumpet Před 3 lety +12444

    Imagine if daz did asmr... we’d all lose our eardrums when he accidentally laugh out loud

  • @sophiemichelle4964
    @sophiemichelle4964 Před 6 lety +1636

    4:35 Daz's laugh is iconic

  • @HIIIII414
    @HIIIII414 Před rokem +1

    30 seconds in and I'm sobbing with laughter😂🤣

  • @hannahbaker767
    @hannahbaker767 Před rokem

    i know this video is from three years ago but i dont think i have ever laughed so much in my life, have tears rolling down my face

  • @midnight_scarlet1380
    @midnight_scarlet1380 Před 2 lety +5525

    Clover: *puts knife in her mouth 🔪
    Daz: don’t sneeze

    • @scarlett_song9663
      @scarlett_song9663 Před 2 lety +97

      If she did sneeze she would have the same "smile" as Jeff the killer😮

    • @kidda6655
      @kidda6655 Před 2 lety +47

      She's dead...

    • @jaybarber544
      @jaybarber544 Před 2 lety +16

      @@kidda6655 Wait what...

    • @Demeza16
      @Demeza16 Před 2 lety +14

      @@kidda6655 Hol up

    • @bad_ass_bleep2569
      @bad_ass_bleep2569 Před 2 lety +14

      @@kidda6655 Is she actually,
      She probably died recording a video of her with that knife and actually sneezing
      Edit: So she did die couple years ago. she died in her sleep after an overdose

  • @Em-qb5on
    @Em-qb5on Před 3 lety +1101

    Me trying not laugh and wake up my family
    Daz: “I haVe A cAN of aIR!”
    Me: “WhEzE”

  • @djrose4672
    @djrose4672 Před rokem +1

    This is a long time ago but I got to say I am going to say I am going thro a lot of anxiety right now and you helped me thru this a lot thank youu

  • @limboxuehai1456
    @limboxuehai1456 Před 10 měsíci

    Daz just gave me tingles! And so did she.

  • @morganharrison8201
    @morganharrison8201 Před 5 lety +361

    i have earbuds in....the stabbing asmr scared me

  • @florencesunflower1758
    @florencesunflower1758 Před 5 lety +786

    Girl:*aNd It LoOkS lIkE a DiCk*
    Me: *WHEEZE*
    DAZ: *SPEECHLESS*

  • @gabriellarusso5465
    @gabriellarusso5465 Před rokem

    This whole video I could not breathe. Thank you for making me laugh so much

  • @jryanelliott3216
    @jryanelliott3216 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This video is VERY funny😭
    But i do hope clover is happy whereever she is and rests in peace ❤

  • @Evute02
    @Evute02 Před 5 lety +1860

    "A slug dating show" I actually died😂

    • @medi3048
      @medi3048 Před 5 lety +10

      Lmao I'm ded as well 😂 and ARMYYYYY 💜

    • @santannaLz
      @santannaLz Před 5 lety +6

      6:36 I would to

    • @raya2732
      @raya2732 Před 5 lety +3

      Apparently not quick enough, because you typed and submitted that comment😂😂😂LMAO IM JUST BEING A SMARTASS CHILL

    • @eurokatic
      @eurokatic Před 5 lety +1

      🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🤣😂😑😑😑🍈🌏🌐🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

    • @sincartermsp8583
      @sincartermsp8583 Před 5 lety +1

      😂

  • @adamdoyle1516
    @adamdoyle1516 Před 6 lety +119

    I can genuinely imagine daz going to war and his weapon of choice being a can of air

  • @esmerobbins645
    @esmerobbins645 Před rokem

    Bro I just love Daz you make me so happy❤

  • @RubeusHagrid-tj1lo
    @RubeusHagrid-tj1lo Před 11 měsíci +1

    Dazs laugh is contagious

  • @alaaxte5608
    @alaaxte5608 Před 4 lety +285

    “How about I stab you in the heart”
    Daz: LINDAAAAA IS THIS NORMAL
    🤣

  • @gravesthebanisher1625
    @gravesthebanisher1625 Před 6 lety +2187

    the air blowing into the microphone sounded like fire xD I was literally thinking 'kill it with fire'

  • @TheHauntedMaskKid
    @TheHauntedMaskKid Před měsícem +1

    6 years later I’m still waiting for Daz to make an ASMR channel

  • @WigglesWiggles12
    @WigglesWiggles12 Před 9 měsíci

    Daz is the only youtuber that actually makes me laugh no joke

  • @Bean_soop
    @Bean_soop Před 4 lety +697

    "I have a can of air and i will use it, dont come any closer"

    • @kianwest8742
      @kianwest8742 Před 4 lety +5

      I don't get it

    • @EmmiLouiee00
      @EmmiLouiee00 Před 4 lety +9

      He said it

    • @kianwest8742
      @kianwest8742 Před 4 lety +4

      @@EmmiLouiee00 i don't get what he's trying to say 😂

    • @EmmiLouiee00
      @EmmiLouiee00 Před 4 lety +4

      @@kianwest8742 haahahhaah the girl is like stabbing him and he threatened her with air in a can

    • @kianwest8742
      @kianwest8742 Před 4 lety +4

      @@EmmiLouiee00 trust 😂

  • @unfrostedflakes6033
    @unfrostedflakes6033 Před 5 lety +118

    “I have a can of air and I’m not afraid to use it”

  • @yessicapower421
    @yessicapower421 Před 10 měsíci

    What I like about daz is that every time something happens he makes it fuuny

  • @derbylied9553
    @derbylied9553 Před 9 měsíci +5

    RIP to Clover.

  • @romanyhibbs6143
    @romanyhibbs6143 Před 5 lety +5446

    ‘Is that an asthma attack or a laugh’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 Před 5 lety +9

      Lolz.

    • @fnaffans1644
      @fnaffans1644 Před 5 lety +3

      Naim gaming they were making it sound like the one meme/vine

    • @plutoniiums
      @plutoniiums Před 5 lety +8

      @@NH.12 No, they spelt it correctly.
      Even look it up.

    • @fnaffans1644
      @fnaffans1644 Před 5 lety +2

      x / Aésthetic / x oh they did....? But still

    • @georgialouise5359
      @georgialouise5359 Před 5 lety +1

      romany hibbs I laugh at that as well 🤣

  • @monsterskater9025
    @monsterskater9025 Před 6 lety +117

    "I have a can of air and im not afraid to use it" Was the best the line ever 😂😂😂

    • @Meep142
      @Meep142 Před 6 lety

      monster skater that's exactly what i thought!

  • @willowdagangsta1872
    @willowdagangsta1872 Před rokem +1

    Rewatching daz’s videos I’ve seen most of the videos already and they me laugh even tho I’ve already seen them

  • @Iloveyourmom160
    @Iloveyourmom160 Před 2 měsíci

    I have watched this video over 30 times last month it never gets old

  • @amh8478
    @amh8478 Před 6 lety +1491

    *_”Went from 5 a day to fcking go away!”_* 😂DAZ IM SCREAMING

  • @pinkerclouds
    @pinkerclouds Před 5 lety +655

    Teacher: class did everyone do their homework
    Me: 8:24

  • @VannahndxYana
    @VannahndxYana Před rokem

    daz you make me laugh so much love ya man

  • @D10592
    @D10592 Před rokem +2

    "When from 5 a day to go away"... godly quote.

  • @lbrady0918
    @lbrady0918 Před 5 lety +356

    8:48 and this is why daz can’t have a gun 😂😂

  • @connor-ew5sz
    @connor-ew5sz Před 5 lety +549

    "You don't just stab someone and say sorry! "

  • @katiedale3355
    @katiedale3355 Před rokem +2

    THE AIR AND EAR DRUMS I HAVE MY HEAD SET ON AHHAHHAHHHHH

  • @ashtonjarris6027
    @ashtonjarris6027 Před 8 měsíci

    this is the funniest vide I've watched from day I've been a fan for years but I have never laughed this hard over a video.

  • @Gogirly
    @Gogirly Před 3 lety +502

    Me: gets bullied
    Also me defending myself: iVe GoT A cAn Of AiR aNd I WiLl UsE iT

    • @nopeno2120
      @nopeno2120 Před 3 lety +12

      *chuck's can of air at bullies*

    • @Gogirly
      @Gogirly Před 3 lety +9

      @@nopeno2120 me: take that bit**es.

    • @Lei-Van..
      @Lei-Van.. Před 3 lety +2

      @@Gogirly damn

    • @katyswart5976
      @katyswart5976 Před 3 lety

      I'll spray them and then kick them and then I'll kick them away

    • @craigdoyle6598
      @craigdoyle6598 Před 3 lety +1

      Show them this vid and hire her to come to they're house, then they will be scared

  • @annnewton855
    @annnewton855 Před 4 lety +484

    "I'm sorry"
    2 miutes later
    "what if i stab you in the heart"
    another 2 minutes
    "ill make you fall in love with me"

  • @knightwarrior8337
    @knightwarrior8337 Před 10 měsíci +2

    4:36 Daz's laugh is so contagious ong😂😂

  • @AliviaGraceD
    @AliviaGraceD Před rokem

    Daz's laugh is so contagious

  • @Em-em9mh
    @Em-em9mh Před 6 lety +370

    Daz could be laughing at a brick wall and I’d still be dying because *his laugh is so contagious*

    • @Em-em9mh
      @Em-em9mh Před 6 lety +4

      Alexa Schultz Me too! I spit out my tea in a restaurant once because of it 😂

    • @GooberClips
      @GooberClips Před 6 lety +2

      SlimeGirlBanana sᴀᴍᴍᴍᴍᴇ

    • @bruhhrb7062
      @bruhhrb7062 Před 6 lety +1

      Same 😂😂

  • @ajazzy8713
    @ajazzy8713 Před 3 lety +3114

    can we all just take a moment to appreciate how flawlessly Daz did the quiet place sign language

  • @siandavies-bunny8811
    @siandavies-bunny8811 Před rokem

    Das I love your vidsyou have gotten me through some hard and dark Times keep doing what you are doing

  • @Cooleditzzlol
    @Cooleditzzlol Před rokem +1

    his laugh is contagious

  • @jaxonh8112
    @jaxonh8112 Před 4 lety +843

    Daz: Would you like....... a banana”
    Me: Chokes on drink

  • @morganking72
    @morganking72 Před 6 lety +226

    Daz with the Air Can is me when someone at school is sick

  • @Deadlyflamearmy
    @Deadlyflamearmy Před 10 měsíci

    I love it when Daz makes jokes it makes me laugh

  • @ImgonnaGocryInaCornerNow

    Nobody:
    Daz:💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

  • @andrewjuliano4086
    @andrewjuliano4086 Před 3 lety +3383

    Clover: I’ll stab u in the heart
    Daz: raises air can
    Clover: I’ll hold off
    Daz: lowers air can
    😂😂😂😂😂