Daz Watches Stabbing You ASMR
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“Five a day to fucking go away” love it
I just looked at the comment and I just heard him say it lol
I'm not even lying as soon as I read this it said that
5:55
I made your likes 666
𝙸𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 😂
“Is that an asthma attack or a laugh” IM DYING
James and RilesXo I was laughing so hard when he said that my sister asked me if I was having an asthma attack 😂😂🤦♀️
Same hear
Same her
m.czcams.com/channels/4X95-zC7ZjUoMNZFkTN6aw.html
If that's what asthma attacks sound like then I must sound like an idiot 😂
I like how daz has uses his can of air as a defense mechanism when she literally she has a whole entire knife
LINDA!! AIR!! NOW!!!
@@DUCK-WITH-COFFEEright
AIR BEATS KNIVES END OF DISCUSSION 😂
Hi everyone, just a quick reminder that she did pass away and deserves respect. She passed away due to the fact she was high and ||Committed Suicide|| Although yes she was considered “Quirky” and “Weird” she did have schizophrenia. So please pay respect to her 💛
I thought I saw someone comment about this. And all my condolences go to her and her family. 💜💛
u FR????!
@@Hladnakocka212 yes 😑
@@bm0s_w33d6 damn well may she rest in peace
No
It went from 5 a day to FuCkInG go away
Had me dead 😂
faith J same here
Jesus Christ I read this then dad said it
Fuck her
LOLZ
mak fred was I the only one that red this as soon as I heard it lmao
A can of air is literally just Daz's version of holy water
Yes that it is holy water🤣
Forget holy water, it’s all about the holy air spray
I actually subscribed to you
Hello fellow non binary
@_Minx_gacha YESSS
Me: "Let's turn the volume all the way up so I can hear her"
Daz: *laughs so loudly I die*
lol 😂
My ears got raped 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
cringe
Rest in peace Clover, my deepest condolences to her family and friends. ❤🕊
wait what
@@depresseddog123 she died from heroin overdose
Her family were dick heads her sister was the only person who was worthy of them all
‘Is that an asthma attack or a laugh’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lolz.
Naim gaming they were making it sound like the one meme/vine
@@NH.12 No, they spelt it correctly.
Even look it up.
x / Aésthetic / x oh they did....? But still
romany hibbs I laugh at that as well 🤣
Daz: disturbed
Clover: smacked
Air can: fired
Disk space: low
Hotel: Trivago
THIS IS GOLD
Lol
C B this is old
Just a joke
Omfg
Rip natalie. We know you were struggling with things that may have caused these tragedy. I’m sure you were loved by many. And they still do. ❤
R.I.P cloveress you were loved by many including her family friends and subscribers fly high angel
Oh yeah she was loved alright……especially by her MALE viewers
@@emma6648?
@@emma6648lmao what
Clover: *puts knife in her mouth 🔪
Daz: don’t sneeze
If she did sneeze she would have the same "smile" as Jeff the killer😮
She's dead...
@@kidda6655 Wait what...
@@kidda6655 Hol up
@@kidda6655 Is she actually,
She probably died recording a video of her with that knife and actually sneezing
Edit: So she did die couple years ago. she died in her sleep after an overdose
When she laughs she sounds like Pennywise if he had a asthma attack
So... Neibolt eddie?
SourLemon Cos bro I was just about to SAY that lmao-
666 likes..
@@xxt0th34rkxx8 yup
@@xxt0th34rkxx8 I cried at eddies death
watching dazs old vidss>>>>
To whoever is watching this. The asmr user in this video known as cloveress has sadly passed away sometime ago. I'm just hearing about this and am still shocked but I really do wish the best for her family. Rest in peace clover I do hope everyone who was affected can grieve peacefully. She died from a drug overdose, she had been battling this addiction for many years and half of this problem was due to depression. To the people who are currently suffering like she did please reach out and get help. People care about your life because you matter and will go all out for you I'm sure! Stay positive everyone in these dark times and for one more time rest in peace clover, you will be missed.
@☆wolf paw♤ gacha bruh what? That’s grossly insensitive
@☆wolf paw♤ gacha that is not appropriate omfg
@☆wolf paw♤ gacha people like you are the reason why people commits suicide
hi, just a small correction, she didnt die of a drug overdose, she was high and killed herself, the type of suicide is unknown but sahe did commit suicide but she was n many drugs at the time of her committing suicide
@☆wolf paw♤ gacha what the actual fuck is wrong with you??
"You don't just stab someone and say sorry! "
True Gryffindor 101. That quote is very true.
True gryffindor 101 are u a potter head
Rachel Mills yeah of course 😂
HP 4 life 💙
(I’m Ravenclaw)
Oh shit! I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time!
Girl: has knife 🔪
Daz: has the most powerful weapon a can of air
all he needs now is a can of earth,can of water, and a can o fire
And a can of heart
True
*𝙮 𝙚 𝙨*
@@haroldinho9930 True but no need to be rude.
the way he talks so much honestly satifies my adhd
Same and it's comedy gold if it was comedy
Same daz is my comfort channel
rip clover. and just wanted to say that she was very pretty
She was weird but yes pretty
"You don't just stab someone and say sorry" is my new life quote.
Yesss same
Thats going to be my yearbook quote lol
schmeubulock
Writing it down
The best quote he said is”is five a day more like go away”
*_”Went from 5 a day to fcking go away!”_* 😂DAZ IM SCREAMING
Namjoon Kim I thought he saidit wentfrom father dav
_i want to like this a million times_
Namjoon Kim me too
Armyy😍😍
Namjoon Kim
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
aRMy
Daz got me laughing at 1:28 in the morning, right before when while I was crying. literally proves when your sad sometimes things become funny when they weren’t before lmao
What’s wrong? ❤️
daz just make ppl laugh so much they don't care if they slap they're sibling's face XDD
yeahhhhhh
Imagine if daz did asmr... we’d all lose our eardrums when he accidentally laugh out loud
Lol
My ears would die if that was real
IKR
Lmfao yeah
LMAO IKR
"I have a can of air and i will use it, dont come any closer"
I don't get it
He said it
@@EmmiLouiee00 i don't get what he's trying to say 😂
@@kianwest8742 haahahhaah the girl is like stabbing him and he threatened her with air in a can
@@EmmiLouiee00 trust 😂
For anyone who liked clover unfortunatly she passed away 2 years ago due to drug overdose and depression. she may have made some weird content but nobody deserves to die. i hope that she rests in piece and that nobody is pleased.
Well some people do deserve to but not her, her content was far better than whatever tf people make today like SUCKING CUCUMBER ASMR?!!? Dude wtf is that? Or hentai 💀
Daz’s face at 4:03 is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂
“How about i stab you in the heart”
Daz: *slowly lifts spray*
Edit: I was just mentioning a part of the video I found funny 😌
Gonno Bok HAHAHA 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@Elemental Studios so relatable...
One of my favorite scenes 🤣😂🤣
I was the 777th like
DailyDoseOf Lemon aw dude im proud of you thanks
*Daz spraying the can of air into the mic*
The Closed Captions: *[music]*
The best music can of air
I was about to comment that lol 😂😂
@@oliverboswell8859 better then anyone could ever
@@kalthegal agreed
(Sound of air plays in the background)
4:25 my favourite Daz Games moment of all time
To tell you the truth I was actually kinda relaxed😅
Whatever flows your boat man. 😂. I respect that!
*I have a can of air and **_I will use it_*
How do you get the text to go sideways?
I check ur channel you life asmr
I meen you like
Michael Hubbard you're either really confident or just stupid to announce this out loud on the Internet.
LMAO, also army.
4:35 Daz's laugh is iconic
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH xD
Sophie Blunt so true
Keep replaying 😂
Sophie blunt ikr😂
Sophie Blunt Ikr
Rest in peace Natalie.
4:52 that's how you know Daz is packing HEAT
Teacher: class did everyone do their homework
Me: 8:24
Good one😂😂😂
😂
100%-NO
Lol 😆
Lmao
Criminal brakes into Dazs house: daz: I have a can of air DONT TOUCH ME
😂😂😂
Relatable.
*i have a can of air*
Yesh
Rest in peace sweetheart.
I knew Clover
She was such a sweet girl.
THIS HAS ME CRYING AND ESPECIALLY DAZ’S LAUGH 😂😂 4:23
THATS MY FAVORITE LAUGH IN THE WHILE VIDEO- 😂
Girl:*aNd It LoOkS lIkE a DiCk*
Me: *WHEEZE*
DAZ: *SPEECHLESS*
XD
I would report her channel in a heart beat and never leave my bed 🍜
@@christinahaley891 same
Clover: I’ll stab u in the heart
Daz: raises air can
Clover: I’ll hold off
Daz: lowers air can
😂😂😂😂😂
It’s like a gun
You know she has died
@@jasonkuschert8669 I miss her
@@wuwuwu1302 me to
You shouldn't
Rest in peace ma'am
This video is VERY funny😭
But i do hope clover is happy whereever she is and rests in peace ❤
“I hAvE tHiS kNiFe RIgHt HeRe”
Daz “CZcams help me,CZcams help me”
Lol I died at the BaNanA part
@@liakempfer7372 same 😂
@@liakempfer7372 because Banana
"A slug dating show" I actually died😂
Lmao I'm ded as well 😂 and ARMYYYYY 💜
6:36 I would to
Apparently not quick enough, because you typed and submitted that comment😂😂😂LMAO IM JUST BEING A SMARTASS CHILL
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🤣😂😑😑😑🍈🌏🌐🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
😂
THE AIR AND EAR DRUMS I HAVE MY HEAD SET ON AHHAHHAHHHHH
RIP to Clover.
Different people in the war:
The military: uses guns
Daz: *pulls out can of air*
😂😂😂😂😂
XD
This legend doesn't need guns
🤳im taking a pic its to frickin funny
Honestly that would be world war 3 with daz
A banana a day makes the stabbers go away.
Apparently not :((
I😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You mean a baNaNa
More like a banana a day keeps the phsycos away
"When from 5 a day to go away"... godly quote.
I’m dying 😂
She passed away do to being Ill and high and mentally unhealthy and suicidal death May she Rest In Peace and her family has respect from all of us❤❤😢
“Did that hurt?” No it definitely didn’t hurt at all that you just stabbed me
I'd like your comment, but it's at 222 likes
@@bernarddaly3216 wait, so it went from 222 to 294 in 1 day? Damn.
I've stabbed myaelf ao many times lol
3:30 * daz whispers so i turn up the volume to hear better *
AD: *MY PERIOD GOES BEYOND PA-*
Ayanna Jackson 😂😂😂😂😂😂 stupid ads these days, showing periods pain relief 😂🤦🏼♀️
Omg that’s the only fucking ad I been getting like I don’t care bout your period
Because you are probably a boy
@@Kayss.a I need it rn so badly ;-----;
Michaela Well your right but i can't afford the surgery so i'm still a girl
6 years later I’m still waiting for Daz to make an ASMR channel
Daz can turn nearly anything into a extra masterpiece, lol I love daz
Dazz: Aa BaNaNa
Me : almost dies
Thanks for all the likes 24 likes
ikr lmao
Ikr
Well thank u for all the likes❤️
Me too
When he sprayed himself in the eye. I lost it. And it’s not even that funny. 😂😂😂
I know I also lost it and I fell out of my bed
Same 😂😂😂😂
same
SAME
😂😂😂I died it was so funny
OMG me over here dying with laughter!! 😅😅 I especially loved when he said "Is that a laugh or asthma attack" God I can watch him for hours and never get bored
The can of air in the mic got me 😂
Daz: Don't judge a book by its cover
Daz 2 seconds later: Abanana
Lol 😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😂😂😂🤣
True😁😁😁
YoU WeNt FroM FiVE A dAy TO Go aWAy 💀💀😂😂I’m dead 💀💀😂😂
I died on tht one too 😂😂😂😂
So funny
RIP Clover
apparently laughing is healthy, so all i gotta do is watch daz 😂🥇
“ would u like a “BaNaNa”
Every time he does that type of stuff I do it with him and just vibe :3
The crunchin noise
I can't 😂😂😂😂
@@hitoshishinso8310 same
BAHAHAHAHHAHA
If daz had a ASMR channel it would be 10 minutes of spraying the air can at the microphone 🤣
so true
That’s not asmr that is a tornado approaching
Omg 🤣
YAS
Arctic_fox hahah right 😂
I love watching your channel grow Daz. Amazing
'five a day to f***ing go away' 🤣🤣
“WOuLd YoU lIkE a baNaNa” daz made me laugh so hard😂
Sehare Shezad ikr
Daz: Would you like....... a banana”
Me: Chokes on drink
Never drink whilst watching daz 😂😂
I’m not joking I did the same thing
Was it a bananaanna smoothie
@@Janthonyjo omg 😂
Are you drinking tea
4:36 Daz's laugh is so contagious ong😂😂
i cant belive she died 4 yrs ago r.i.p
“ I HaVe A CaN oF AiR aNd I WilL uSe iT “ this had me screaming
It had some dying too 😂😂
Time stamps:
1:05 - a baNANA
2:18 - crazy girl asthma laugh
3:22 - quiet place reference
4:28 - small d's are friendly looking
5:20 - stab video begins
6:15 - don't hurt the merch
6:35 - I'll slap your tits off your chest
6:40 - don't sneeze
7:00 - back stab / why am I looking
8:08 - stab heart? Raises air slowly
8:32 - stab d*ck. INTENSE AIR
9:42 - think I'm crazy? NO FKN SH*T
10:12 - d*ck's hard. No. Mines inside
10:53 - Daz being the most relatable
Hope this helps☆
Yep it did ♥️
😂😂yes it did it also killed me
Thank you
Thank u!!!
Thanks 😂the fact that you took the time to do this lmaoo 😂
Daz just gave me tingles! And so did she.
8:39 𝘿𝙖𝙯 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙘
The truth is…You’ve been here more than once.
Don’t know what your on about not been here more than 15 times
The truth is... You’re a mind reader.
How did you know
O.O
Absolutely right sir
"I have a can of air, and I will use it!"😂😂
When you said that he said it and it scared me XD
Bro I just love Daz you make me so happy❤
6:44 that got me laughing
8:52 I woke up my parents cause I was laughing too hard
Edit: I didn’t expect this to get some much likes.
Edit 2: OOF 500+ likes
AHAAHAHAHA
Candace Trindle thanks for the time stamp, now I can break this comment from replaying it to much
Candace Trindle sameee
Candace Trindle lol 😂😂
OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SAME
can of air
best weapon of 2019
c.r vlogs I will not have any more time
c.r vlogs gun was not funny but when you were going there I was going home 🏡
No one can stand against the mighty can of air.
When people think 9f fighting the zombie apocalypse they think of guns Grenada molotoves chainsaws maybe even tanks but no nothing can fight better then a can of air
c.r vlogs this was uploaded in 2018
it doesn't matter how bad my day is, watching Daz always makes me laugh
The fact that she actually struggled to peel the banana-
Girl: “maybe I could stab you in the heart”
Daz: *slowly lifts up air can*
Girl: “maybe I could wait a little bit”
Daz: *slowly puts can back down*
Entire time ; never loses eye contact with the psycho 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her: maybe I can stab you in the d*ck
Daz: *sprays a tornado into the microphone*
Timestamp??
hahahhahah
@@tia.9717 8:12
Got your 1000th like
CLOVER: *stabs camera*
DAZ: ''DONT HURT THE MERCH"
MY MOOD
I love your profile
The merch can never be hurt it's like superman strong as steel.
“Went from five a day to, fucking go away” 🤣
This is a long time ago but I got to say I am going to say I am going thro a lot of anxiety right now and you helped me thru this a lot thank youu
Nothing is funny until you add Daz in the picture
Daz+Nothing funny= laughing your head off
This is how many times Daz has laughed
⬇️
Why is there no comments? But this is true
Im the 1000th liker
@@ihateraymak2977 Im the first liker of your comment
@@abdulnasirbushra6049 omg thank u😂😂😂😂
I lauphed over 21 times
"I'm sorry"
2 miutes later
"what if i stab you in the heart"
another 2 minutes
"ill make you fall in love with me"
Gave you a like because I died of laughter at this part
😂😂😂😂😂😭
Sounds like Mirai Nikki (i don’t think i spelled that right)
Ann Newton minutes*
Went from 5 a day to fucking go away 💀
His laugh gets me EVERY TIME 😂
I love how he says “youchube”
“Until we meet again”
fUcK nO
the air blowing into the microphone sounded like fire xD I was literally thinking 'kill it with fire'
lol!
*BuLtOrEuNe*
I died right there 😂
Bultoreune
Omg yeah
I’m watching this and just now realized I put my face mask over my open wound and now my mask is red 😂😂😂😂😂
30 seconds in and I'm sobbing with laughter😂🤣
Daz: small pp is like "HeLlO"
Me at 1 am: *wheezing*
You have described my crime rn
Me right now
Its literally 1 am for me amd i did the exact same thing🤣🤣
Omg same
Its legit 1 : 35AM for me lol😂😂😂
Me at 2am 😂
I have a can of air and I'm not afraid to use it😂😂
Edit: OMG 400 AND SOMTHIN LIKES THANKS
And I have nothing and I’m afraid now you sociopath you you uuuuuuuuuu......... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wtf Mooooooooom help nooow
Nobody:
Daz:💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Daz, I think your laugh is contagious.