DAZ WATCHES WIFE WHO LIVES LIKE A PUPPY

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  • čas přidán 2. 05. 2021
  • Hello Dazzlers! Welcome BACK to Daz Games, we are here for another Daz Watches! In today's video we dive into how this woman acts like a dog for her partner. It's definitely something I found interesting so I had to react to this with you all and dig into their story and how they handle the stigma.
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  • @lucy3753
    @lucy3753 Před 3 lety +7929

    “Hey man, do you wanna hangout?”
    “Sorry, I can’t. I have to take my girlfriend for a walk”

    • @kaygames956
      @kaygames956 Před 3 lety +61

      💀

    • @VAPhillyFan54
      @VAPhillyFan54 Před 3 lety +57

      "Ok..."

    • @Random-jh8yv
      @Random-jh8yv Před 3 lety +219

      “Oh that’s too bad then, you don’t get to see my daughter swimming in the fish bowl then”

    • @lucy3753
      @lucy3753 Před 3 lety +29

      @@Random-jh8yv BAHAHAHA

    • @xbrandon2252
      @xbrandon2252 Před 3 lety +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tsuki7168
    @tsuki7168 Před 3 lety +4652

    Imagine them having kids and the kids are like "we want a dog" and then Lorenzo just says "we have a dog at home" and that dog is their mom

    • @o0Sazie0o
      @o0Sazie0o Před 3 lety +115

      I can imagine the kids being very disappointed.

    • @arturo2761
      @arturo2761 Před 3 lety +43

      I think there would be some new jack the rippers

    • @amandadavis9460
      @amandadavis9460 Před 3 lety +45

      Let's hope he gets jenna spayed first.

    • @tsuki7168
      @tsuki7168 Před 3 lety +16

      @@amandadavis9460 LMAOOO

    • @fufucu_
      @fufucu_ Před 3 lety +18

      Mom can we have a dog
      Mom: no we have one
      Dog at home-

  • @germanconfederation5668
    @germanconfederation5668 Před 2 lety +693

    Her talking about how she started liking to act like a puppy
    Daz: Sometimes it is ok to beat children
    I died on that line😂

    • @deede2378
      @deede2378 Před 10 měsíci +5

      DID NOT think that was where he was going 😂😂😂😂

  • @idk_tbh3358
    @idk_tbh3358 Před rokem +346

    'That's why the benefits system is shot to hell, because everyone's pretending to be a coconut.'- Daz Black 2021

  • @randomperson8097
    @randomperson8097 Před 3 lety +11060

    Imagine buying a leash at a store and the cashier asks “What breed is your dog?”.. does he just answer with “Caucasian.” ??

  • @Exordicc
    @Exordicc Před 3 lety +8643

    I feel bad for Daz, he ruins his brain cells for our entertainment.

  • @sussysunday_1687
    @sussysunday_1687 Před 2 lety +96

    9:40 the fact that it’s actually a Pokemon 😭

  • @ronaldblanton9738
    @ronaldblanton9738 Před rokem +179

    Someone please give Daz his own tv show.

  • @hannahdelacour3199
    @hannahdelacour3199 Před 3 lety +4950

    “I want a dog”
    “We have a dog at home”
    *The dog at home:*

  • @static-scribblez
    @static-scribblez Před 3 lety +5653

    “Her dentist bills must be off the charts”
    Seriously, if all she chews is dog food and dog ropes then how the hell does she still have teeth?

  • @allisfear9513
    @allisfear9513 Před 2 lety +87

    I love how daz called the mareep teddy a sheep/armadillo.

  • @livelyluka2075
    @livelyluka2075 Před 2 lety +33

    I just loved how the actual dogs were just so inviting and treating her like she's one of them

  • @xhope2475
    @xhope2475 Před 3 lety +3863

    "I think we know what her favorite position is" had me dead

  • @mila-xs1vs
    @mila-xs1vs Před 3 lety +2331

    imagine getting an actual dog and she gets jealous and fights the actual dog-

  • @alex-ho3cd
    @alex-ho3cd Před 2 lety +15

    9:15 ALL THESE PEOPLE PLAYIN!

  • @RandomCreatureOnPlanet
    @RandomCreatureOnPlanet Před rokem +14

    Daz: "i have a hard time with watching tv without the dog in the way the smelly twat"
    Got me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shiryo9995
    @shiryo9995 Před 3 lety +2785

    A wise man once said, “it’s evolving, just backwards”.

  • @comfycoffeecup283
    @comfycoffeecup283 Před 3 lety +4752

    Yoga instructor: Okay and now we will go into the downwards dog position.
    Jenna: Hold my leash

  • @chlover_
    @chlover_ Před rokem +14

    Him: "oh shoot!"
    His friend: "You okay man?"
    Him: "No, I forgot to walk my girlfriend."

  • @jessiebear6730
    @jessiebear6730 Před 2 lety +13

    9:44 “What in the pokemon is that”
    That actually is a Pokemon as well good job Daz 😂😂😂

  • @blisserio
    @blisserio Před 3 lety +2800

    “I’d have her put down”
    But seriously imagine walking with your children down the sidewalk and you see this man walking his GIRLFRIEND-

  • @snoopybuzzzzer
    @snoopybuzzzzer Před 2 lety +2375

    “Oh shit!”
    “What happened?”
    “I forgot to feed my girlfriend”

    • @lucygacha1327
      @lucygacha1327 Před 2 lety +70

      "You what"
      "I forgot to feed my girlfriend"

    • @delusional_liv
      @delusional_liv Před 2 lety +67

      “Can’t she feed herself"
      “No she’s in her kennel”

    • @belphiesparadise
      @belphiesparadise Před 2 lety +57

      “excuse me what?”
      “i said she’s in her kennel”

    • @d.o.v.e4713
      @d.o.v.e4713 Před 2 lety +56

      "L-like a cage?"
      "Yes, like a cage"

    • @learningtolive284
      @learningtolive284 Před 2 lety +23

      @@d.o.v.e4713 oh god you guys are replying to each other's comments like making a conversation, and now i guess i am probably ruining it😂😂

  • @danyaliqbal1429
    @danyaliqbal1429 Před rokem +23

    14:23 for those who don't know the reference, a girl was in her car as her brother was driving home, i think she had a peanut allergy and put her head out the window for air. A lamppost then clocked her head and decapitated her.

  • @amkken1235
    @amkken1235 Před 2 lety +12

    15:22 that joke is just facts

  • @limared-5976
    @limared-5976 Před 3 lety +21452

    I can’t be the only one who found him one day and can’t stop watching

    • @FrogWitch666
      @FrogWitch666 Před 3 lety +482

      Dude me too, I saw him on a tiktok and I was like yes that is my kind of content

    • @leonhardolaye-felix8811
      @leonhardolaye-felix8811 Před 3 lety +210

      Me. I’ve been on a rampage for a year 😂

    • @DisneyAndSpiritLover
      @DisneyAndSpiritLover Před 3 lety +126

      I found him when he played Sims 4, been hooked ever since. He cracks me up, lmao.

    • @deadboywalkn06
      @deadboywalkn06 Před 3 lety +80

      I don’t even remember when I first watched him I think it was a old video a few years back but I enjoy it

    • @Frogstaxx
      @Frogstaxx Před 3 lety +9

      Yup

  • @ovlpe
    @ovlpe Před 3 lety +3343

    “There are some times we’re beating your child is okay”-Daz

  • @Kayyy1909
    @Kayyy1909 Před 2 lety +29

    “Without my dog getting in the way the smelly twat” I can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭

  • @JustGottaDoIt
    @JustGottaDoIt Před 2 lety +21

    5:42
    "I ordered the foot-long because its BIG. And I want it." Daz
    I don't know why but that cracked me up so much.😂

  • @Lissiy
    @Lissiy Před 3 lety +2100

    His voice automatically means 20 minutes of peace 🤌

  • @ianterwillegar3818
    @ianterwillegar3818 Před 2 lety +2383

    “It’s evolving, just backwards”
    -Tall Swedish man

  • @Erika-nw6wj
    @Erika-nw6wj Před 2 lety +9

    5:30 that shart is so funny 😆

  • @FormaCodex_5-7
    @FormaCodex_5-7 Před 2 lety +10

    "Singapore Noodle Hair"
    Not that far off from Indomie.
    Damn accurate shot Daz.
    Well done!

  • @JanitorJim56
    @JanitorJim56 Před 3 lety +2765

    If she’s his dog, then he’s technically single 🤯

    • @Bella09032
      @Bella09032 Před 3 lety +66

      Nah it would be bestiality

    • @Bella09032
      @Bella09032 Před 3 lety +40

      @Feral Gremlin Child because if she is his “dog” then technically it’s bestiality because he’s dating an animal sorta-

    • @starrymc
      @starrymc Před 3 lety +20

      @@Bella09032 but isn’t bestiality just sex between a human and an animal? not.. dating? sorry if i interpreted what you’re saying wrong

    • @bobbyz_2
      @bobbyz_2 Před 3 lety +15

      @@starrymc Your right, beastiality is sex.

    • @bananadoppio8733
      @bananadoppio8733 Před 3 lety +4

      The harsh truth I guess

  • @camriechesnut4709
    @camriechesnut4709 Před 2 lety +1270

    1800’s- “In the future, there will be flying cars!”
    The future-

  • @venti8003
    @venti8003 Před 2 lety +7

    At 12:13 I rlly thought my mum was texting me I had to double check my phone 😭

  • @inessoares5836
    @inessoares5836 Před 11 měsíci +6

    1:07 ‘as a what in the shit’ 😭😭😭

  • @leonilangman7562
    @leonilangman7562 Před 3 lety +974

    "Honey"
    "Yeah?"
    "She's doing it again"
    "Doing what?"
    "She's digging on all fours again"
    Neighbours watching 😳

  • @Stendy_Mag
    @Stendy_Mag Před 3 lety +702

    NGL if I saw this at a park I would just think: Man meth really does fuck people up.

    • @gothgirlgaming9050
      @gothgirlgaming9050 Před 3 lety +25

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @Stendy_Mag
      @Stendy_Mag Před 3 lety +24

      @@gothgirlgaming9050 yes, but meth is a hallucinogen and is more likely to make you think your a fucking dog lol.

    • @robertandrews4501
      @robertandrews4501 Před 3 lety +20

      I'd leave😂

    • @Stendy_Mag
      @Stendy_Mag Před 3 lety +6

      @@robertandrews4501 I mean same here

    • @Isab3l240
      @Isab3l240 Před 3 lety +4

      LMFAO

  • @tatm673
    @tatm673 Před rokem +6

    anyone else just waiting for the “only flans” 😂

  • @sarayes5931
    @sarayes5931 Před rokem +4

    “What in the Pokémon is that?” Daz it is a Pokémon 😂

  • @maddyandmasonsvideos2721
    @maddyandmasonsvideos2721 Před 3 lety +788

    I literally chocked in my soda when he said “sometimes it’s ok to beat children” 😂😂

  • @sineadfarrell5065
    @sineadfarrell5065 Před 3 lety +1897

    imagine you set up a dog play date with a fella at the dog park for Jenna to come through the front door on all fours lmao

    • @klarazakrajsek8650
      @klarazakrajsek8650 Před 3 lety +14

      😂😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +2

      I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear wines

    • @sophiasmith6473
      @sophiasmith6473 Před 3 lety +22

      @@AxxLAfriku lol why did you have to censor dislikes JBGBGBKSJD

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku czcams.com/video/4ZwsSC4wqOQ/video.html

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 Před 3 lety +5

      @@AxxLAfriku...YOU OK SIS? 🤨

  • @taylorcount4968
    @taylorcount4968 Před 2 lety +8

    I’ve been going through some tough shit lately, but Daz always makes me laugh and ups my mood

    • @EthanMclln
      @EthanMclln Před 27 dny

      2 years now, hops ur doing better 😁 remember everything always gets better, in time, just wait and take it easy xx theres hope love out there and a great tıme comming, stay strong ! 🥰

  • @carlmanzi9512
    @carlmanzi9512 Před 2 lety +4

    " Let's be human for five seconds"
    I Died 😂😭😂

  • @v.velanga9608
    @v.velanga9608 Před 3 lety +589

    "In all levels, except physical, I am a wolf."
    *Barks in a high pitch at the sea.

  • @vaniafernandes
    @vaniafernandes Před 3 lety +2475

    lmao “i’m actually gonna call you cause this is so fucked up”

  • @sl3epyhead143
    @sl3epyhead143 Před 2 lety +3

    *Have a great day/night ILY!!!!!*
    *You are butiful! And daz , your jokes are* *just ..*
    *Ah yes , perfect Noddle*
    *HAIR*

  • @averagebella
    @averagebella Před rokem +2

    Title: Love don’t judge
    Daz: *proceeds to judge*

  • @sadsatan..
    @sadsatan.. Před 3 lety +587

    LMAO NOT HER TRYING TO SIT ON THE SOFA AND HER BF IS JUST LIKE: 🗞🗞🗞 “AHT AHT GET OFF” 😂

    • @hyper7578
      @hyper7578 Před 3 lety +1

      Nice zero two pfp

    • @bobli3666
      @bobli3666 Před 3 lety +3

      @@hyper7578 I agree

    • @clay7197
      @clay7197 Před 3 lety +1

      As I was reading this he was saying it

  • @jdoss3982
    @jdoss3982 Před 3 lety +1076

    The fact he was like “in SOME cases I think it is ok to beat children” is dam well Hilarious

    • @pashasoro
      @pashasoro Před 3 lety +2

      @Shambavi Bani stfu

    • @trentonaudet4373
      @trentonaudet4373 Před 3 lety +5

      @@pashasoro what was the context of the stfu ? General curiosity

    • @wildbreadcrumbs5115
      @wildbreadcrumbs5115 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol he said be not beat

    • @anjealenenicoleamores546
      @anjealenenicoleamores546 Před 3 lety +6

      @@wildbreadcrumbs5115 4:38 he said beat

    • @wildbreadcrumbs5115
      @wildbreadcrumbs5115 Před 3 lety +2

      @@anjealenenicoleamores546 lol no cause r subject was that she still acted like a child , so he said that sometimes it’s ok to “be” children not beat

  • @AllyFoxo21
    @AllyFoxo21 Před 2 hodinami +1

    "what in the pokemon is that?" at the mareep killed me 😂

    • @UserBebent
      @UserBebent Před 52 minutami

      Lol, whatever he called it after that was great

  • @jacquie2832
    @jacquie2832 Před 2 měsíci +1

    4:14 that joke made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @jenhammond83
    @jenhammond83 Před 3 lety +689

    Daz laughing is literally the thing that makes me laugh

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 Před 3 lety +10

      Ikr I love his laugh ☺️😂.

    • @izzygreaves9106
      @izzygreaves9106 Před 3 lety +6

      Same his laugh kill me 🤣🤣

    • @Azza_76
      @Azza_76 Před 3 lety +3

      U saying he’s not funny 😑😂

    • @jesssmoubas9678
      @jesssmoubas9678 Před 3 lety +5

      I swear this comment is on every video and always get like 10k likes

    • @ayyyyyy1982
      @ayyyyyy1982 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Azza_76 How? His laugh is the best laugh I have ever heard 😂

  • @drewisclueless5756
    @drewisclueless5756 Před 3 lety +1135

    Daz: “What.. in the Pokémon... is that?”
    Me:... it’s a Pokémon, Daz..

    • @ExemplarNull
      @ExemplarNull Před 3 lety +19

      yea. it's annoying that i can memorize a pokemon pretty much straight away when i can't just learn a god damn simple algebra question or some shit. ( i can obviously do algebra, just couldn't think of anything else)

    • @dogowaifu6515
      @dogowaifu6515 Před 3 lety +14

      I know the exact name of it to it’s a mareep

    • @drewisclueless5756
      @drewisclueless5756 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dogowaifu6515 ik xd

    • @derpface1279
      @derpface1279 Před 3 lety +3

      Mareep lookin super fluffy ngl...

    • @Jackdall2017
      @Jackdall2017 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ExemplarNull ikr

  • @darkangelholz
    @darkangelholz Před rokem +8

    When I saw that sheep thing in the cage all I could think about is my friends dog who has Reddy bears he used to hump so I got the mental image of her humping the thing. I've paused the video just after and am hoping to god that's not what she does with it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 zxxxx

  • @themythicalbeastwithin4857

    I keep going back to 10:28 just because of his face at (10:36) is just really funny, it's the realisation 🤣

  • @mawwys_acc8728
    @mawwys_acc8728 Před 3 lety +730

    In 1900, “I bet in 2020 there will be flying cars!!” 2021: Whatever this is 😀

  • @AlaskanForrest
    @AlaskanForrest Před 3 lety +356

    "Love language? Your love language is *BROUWGH!* " I can't-
    Edit: For anyone wondering the time stamp is 7:14 :)

    • @uglypotato89
      @uglypotato89 Před 3 lety +6

      Omg OMG, I was reading your comment and then the TV barked when I got to that part🤣

    • @irqwerty21
      @irqwerty21 Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @connorrousseau9972
      @connorrousseau9972 Před 3 lety +2

      Only unhealthy if its ruining ur daily life and getting in way of priorities and if its harming her or someone else, if not then its fine and can be therapeutic for some who do this type of thing, weird ya but her life

  • @urnan7330
    @urnan7330 Před 2 lety +2

    “Why is everyone want to be a coconut?”
    -Daz

  • @bishhhh2009
    @bishhhh2009 Před rokem +1

    i love how daz said he woud put her sown so casually, not even a laugh at the end

  • @potatolife6676
    @potatolife6676 Před 3 lety +395

    She actually gets up like a normal person to make tea” If she was a full time puppy I’d have her put down🤣🤣

  • @JustALona
    @JustALona Před 3 lety +418

    They take doggie style to a whole new level 😆

  • @ahul10
    @ahul10 Před 2 lety +1

    Please don’t stop doing daz watches this is what I live for

  • @jacquespretoruis3491
    @jacquespretoruis3491 Před 2 lety +2

    Daz the pokemon you saw was mereep😂😂💀🔗

  • @adrianortiz8121
    @adrianortiz8121 Před 3 lety +446

    “What in the Pokémon is that??”
    *shows an actual Pokémon*

  • @dixieleone3491
    @dixieleone3491 Před 3 lety +1227

    Dax: “That’s my foot long. I bought it because I wanted it. It’s big and it’s long....👁👄👁.... well that’s gonna be taken out of context”. 😂😂 I love him 😂

    • @jackhoudlng4007
      @jackhoudlng4007 Před 3 lety +21

      He was just giving ppl ammunition to take things out of context🤣

    • @EJW08
      @EJW08 Před 3 lety +13

      Daz* sorry I had to it annoyed me lol soz xx

    • @tringlepringle5558
      @tringlepringle5558 Před 3 lety +8

      @@EJW08 yeah that😂😂😂

    • @isabellap9912
      @isabellap9912 Před 3 lety +6

      the pringle joke had me rolling daz is the funniest person honestly

    • @Adele_hehr
      @Adele_hehr Před 3 lety +2

      @Tyson McCarty 🤣🤣

  • @animequeen-mf2qf
    @animequeen-mf2qf Před měsícem +1

    my friends and I act like that for fun, but we don't always do it, we do it when we want to

  • @user-jj7hl7xo2v
    @user-jj7hl7xo2v Před 2 lety +2

    On a random day three years ago I found this man and has been binge watching his videos everyday

  • @Hsjsndnskskaiajs
    @Hsjsndnskskaiajs Před 2 lety +1383

    imagine:
    you are out with your friends at your local park. youre chilling, drinking a pepsi, when your friend signals to you to look left. you see a man, tall, wearing a cap, and holding a leash. you expect to see a dog, but there is a woman, on all fours, crawling across the floor

  • @nonolane1913
    @nonolane1913 Před 3 lety +606

    Aliens: let's go invade Earth
    *sees a human acting like a dog*
    Aliens: what the actual fawk 😀

  • @JUL1A-272
    @JUL1A-272 Před 22 dny

    1:06 “as a what in a shit?” Had me rolling 😭😭

  • @blackbarbie_696
    @blackbarbie_696 Před 3 lety +685

    Aside from her weird thing that she’s into,she’s actually really pretty.

  • @RisingFell
    @RisingFell Před 3 lety +173

    Don't bring your kinks OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE!!!!! Other people have not consented to be included in your kink, they have not agreed to see that stuff being played out infront of them or their children. Keep it at home!

    • @ginger6readspaceman
      @ginger6readspaceman Před 3 lety +32

      Exactly! There is NOTHING wrong with puppy play, AT ALL. My partner and I engage in Kitten play sometimes. But the key difference is we know it's a KINK. We keep it INSIDE

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ginger6readspaceman but if they're not being sexually explicit then its not really that bad, just kinda strange.

    • @ginger6readspaceman
      @ginger6readspaceman Před 3 lety +6

      @@lucyandecember2843 I'd say being a kinkster, this type of thing is inherently explicit. It's their kink so they are getting off to the power dynamic.
      To the average eye it may just be strange but with the internet I'd say a lot more people are going to be aware of what's actually going on other then a girl just acting like a dog

  • @chico_chic5758
    @chico_chic5758 Před 3 měsíci

    I think its funny at 9:41 when the stuffed Mareep shows up and Daz responds with "what in the pokemon is that?" and I'm like Daz that is a pokemon names Mareep.

  • @mitchellhemming6479
    @mitchellhemming6479 Před 5 dny

    Been subscribed for a while now, keep it up daz 🎉

  • @riskyreads1283
    @riskyreads1283 Před 3 lety +522

    I-
    I mean... at least it means he loves her a lot because he’s still with her.

    • @annaspencer9411
      @annaspencer9411 Před 3 lety +4

      He hygiene doesn’t like her though rolling in dirt all day. And walking threw nyc bear foot

    • @OriginalHuchang
      @OriginalHuchang Před 3 lety +3

      @@annaspencer9411 she’s his dirty girl 😉 😬

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 Před 3 lety

      @Fire Dargos czcams.com/video/BfQsfkA3Trw/video.html
      Daz argues with fan 😱😱
      Watch before it gets taken down

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 Před 3 lety +18

      He's clearly into it too. Good they found each other but nah....they couldn't be my friends. No no no no no

    • @RuleBritannia9214
      @RuleBritannia9214 Před 3 lety +8

      Probably because he knows that if he does leave her she won’t be able to feed herself

  • @evamarling7724
    @evamarling7724 Před 3 lety +405

    ‘You’re not a princess... you’re just a 9 till 5 like the rest of us’ 😭😭

  • @randomuser847
    @randomuser847 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how daz said what in the Pokémon when he saw a Pokémon even though he didn’t know it was a pokemon

  • @thatunkownrobloxplayer_isl2858

    Your love language is ‘WROOF’ 😂

  • @bigbad8974
    @bigbad8974 Před 3 lety +564

    I feel like her boyfriend enabling this behaviour has to be a form of toxic positivity. Like instead of encouraging her to seek therapy, since there clearly are some issues, he just let it be because is advantageous for him as well. I hope she is ok.

    • @Isabella-je9hp
      @Isabella-je9hp Před 3 lety +81

      Or because he doesn’t want to get bitten

    • @bigbad8974
      @bigbad8974 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Isabella-je9hp I...😂😂

    • @estherc.3525
      @estherc.3525 Před 3 lety +51

      Her boyfriend is disgusting. He used to ask drunk women at bars for their underwear in exchange of fake money, in which the women were not aware of and he would make videos out of it.

    • @emi.mcc0
      @emi.mcc0 Před 3 lety +17

      @@estherc.3525 WHA- HU- I- ER- HMM- YEA- UH O- JESUS IN THE TAP DANCING COMPETITION- OM- HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT-

    • @estherc.3525
      @estherc.3525 Před 3 lety +20

      @@emi.mcc0 he has videos on CZcams doing that. But let me link Cody Ko speaking on it.
      czcams.com/video/r97xIX0tyB4/video.html
      Edit: I mentioned drunk women but it was women overall. My bad.

  • @Daisiful
    @Daisiful Před 3 lety +533

    So wait...when he goes on holiday does that mean she goes to a kennel- 😂
    Edit: jeez ty for the likes lol

  • @zaake2679
    @zaake2679 Před 2 lety +5

    5:12 *I'm just saving my point*

  • @adrienneboivin4647
    @adrienneboivin4647 Před rokem +1

    Ever since my brother showed me one of your cooking simulator games I thought you were funny and have been watching you ever since❤️

  • @meganpowell94
    @meganpowell94 Před 3 lety +420

    Me: “Mom can we get a dog.”
    Mom: “We already have a dog, honey.”
    The dog at home:

  • @kirstend8356
    @kirstend8356 Před 3 lety +336

    i’m sorry, did he say “jesus tap dancing christ?” ima use that more often-

    • @itzcelreyes4302
      @itzcelreyes4302 Před 3 lety +3

      same

    • @leneigha5193
      @leneigha5193 Před 3 lety +29

      😂😂you must be new here

    • @itzcelreyes4302
      @itzcelreyes4302 Před 3 lety +2

      @@leneigha5193 if your saying this to me id like to say not really actually I've been watching his videos since long ago but I've never come across him saying "jesus tap dancing christ."
      wait no actually I have nvm

    • @TheInfamousVanny
      @TheInfamousVanny Před 3 lety +2

      New to the channel? 😼

    • @Bieyud
      @Bieyud Před 3 lety

      lmao

  • @tuuveloman2855
    @tuuveloman2855 Před 2 lety

    You just know it's a good video when it starts with daz yelling "KINKS"

  • @willow_potter8209
    @willow_potter8209 Před rokem

    I LOVE YOU DAZ YOUR SUCH A KING❤❤❤

  • @artthounasty5877
    @artthounasty5877 Před 3 lety +479

    “What...in the Pokémon...is that? it’s like a half sheep half armadillo”
    Well....that would appear to be a mareep...Which indeed, is a pokemon xd

  • @Tatertottt
    @Tatertottt Před 3 lety +431

    I used to pretend to be a dog for my siblings because they wanted one, but our mom wasn't going to get one. I only did it to help them fill that void and make them happy - which it did. I almost thought they believed I was a dog lmao
    But I DIDN'T TURN IT INTO A DAMN KINK WTF

  • @delilahteparriola6097
    @delilahteparriola6097 Před 2 lety

    You make me laugh to much man you get the spot of my laughing side your my favorite youtuber

  • @leahbateman5545
    @leahbateman5545 Před 2 lety

    This is my favorite vid that I've seen of u so far

  • @r0wen
    @r0wen Před 3 lety +400

    “Dog play, this play, that play, all these people playing, CLEARLY NO ONE IS GOING TO WORK” Priorities Daz 😌

    • @pastelpovs5143
      @pastelpovs5143 Před 3 lety +3

      💀

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 Před 3 lety

      @@pastelpovs5143 czcams.com/video/BfQsfkA3Trw/video.html
      Daz argues with fan 😱😱
      Watch before it gets taken down

    • @naomiwilliams5835
      @naomiwilliams5835 Před 3 lety +2

      @@arianasistin5805 I feel like this is a scam lmao

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 Před 3 lety

      @@naomiwilliams5835 wait did i link the wrong video?

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 Před 3 lety

      @@naomiwilliams5835 heres the right link
      czcams.com/video/BfQsfkA3Trw/video.html

  • @Lissiy
    @Lissiy Před 3 lety +278

    The mum had a KID for a reason, if she wanted a dog I'm sure she would have bought one 😓😫🤌

    • @theresafikany5892
      @theresafikany5892 Před 3 lety +1

      Adopt don't shop😳😂

    • @t3xicbush181
      @t3xicbush181 Před 3 lety +2

      @@theresafikany5892 both.

    • @bruhmoment5974
      @bruhmoment5974 Před 3 lety +1

      you shouldn't "buy" pets.
      ever heard of the phrase "adopt, don't shop"?

    • @Lissiy
      @Lissiy Před 3 lety

      @@bruhmoment5974 you pay for pets (buy) do you pay for kids?

    • @Lissiy
      @Lissiy Před 3 lety

      @@theresafikany5892 you lay for pets (buy) do you lay for kids?

  • @Grace-py9mj
    @Grace-py9mj Před 2 lety

    “I ordered the foot-long because it’s BiG and I wAnT iT-” *stops* “….” *questioning self*
    Love Daz 🤣🤣😭😭❤️❤️❤️

  • @Akuu_mAA
    @Akuu_mAA Před rokem +1

    I died at the hereditary reference lmao

  • @palomabaramidze4746
    @palomabaramidze4746 Před 2 lety +616

    i love how he makes jokes
    pictures them in his mind
    then starts laughing

  • @elleb.6468
    @elleb.6468 Před 3 lety +248

    “SHES GOT A CELL” That had me dying

  • @johnnybhoy82
    @johnnybhoy82 Před 6 měsíci

    5:59 ‘okay cool ur a Labrador’ he’s not pregnant but he never fails to deliver 😂

  • @otaku4451
    @otaku4451 Před 2 lety

    I Haven't laughed this much and this hard in a very long time thanks

  • @sideswipe_-621
    @sideswipe_-621 Před 3 lety +772

    His daughter is the luckiest person ever. Just imagine getting daz games to pick u up from school

    • @louie8502
      @louie8502 Před 2 lety +26

      And hes your dad so you have that banta type commection with him. Like hes your best friend.

    • @bethholder9327
      @bethholder9327 Před 2 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @haiden_r0
      @haiden_r0 Před 2 lety +2

      I wouldn’t mind that being my dad

    • @danih3871
      @danih3871 Před 2 lety +8

      I imagine him sittin in the car just yelling SARAAHHH (much like him yelling for Linda)

    • @jackhumphreys1806
      @jackhumphreys1806 Před 2 lety

      Same bro