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Someone once commented
" Oz media is just dark mode Emkay " and I think about that a lot
Well, they aren't wrong.
YES OMG I AGREE
I remember that. And I agree with them.
Oof I see it
Let's test that out, get Oz to laugh and see if it cures dark mode cancer.
“MOOOOMMMM! CAN I HAVE A RACCOON PLEASEEEEEE!”
“No.”
“OK FINE, IM GONNA PAINT THE DOG THEN!”
LUMBAGO
Punchline ? You have been blessed with lumbago
lumbago
Me: "Mom, can we get raccoon at home?"
Mom: "No, we have raccoon at home."
Raccoon at home:
Well, dude did a good job at doing so
As a great Brit i can confirm that is exactly how we sound during intercourse. Jolly well done good sir.
Hmm, yes quite quite
Yes that does seem correct my good chap
Yes sounds quite delightful oh sorry chaps im of to go butter my crumpets and sip my golden age green tea well good day
How the fuck did i engineer a new accent while reading this.
As a Brit a can confirm this statement xD
I must say, that british accent: Oh momma, it was amazing
nah im british and thats the older accent of England he also forgot the sip of a cup of tea all the way through
*english accent
Pet peeve since Britain includes Irish, Welsh and Scottish accents so someone can't really have a 'British accent'
@@TailsAteMyCookie Ups, sorry my bad. I'm not a native speaker, so I didn't really know :/ but I am going to try being more considerate in the future, thank you :)
@@katav6788 No, no, it's fine! Not meaning to be rude about it, sorry if it came across like that-
It's more so a societal problem that people aren't aware of it. ^^' I know many people don't know this.. I've actually seen instances where English people themselves aren't even aware that Scotland is right above their country..
@@TailsAteMyCookie Don't worry, it didn't come of as rude :) I want to be considerate and nice to everyone, so I appreciate you correcting me :D
When your mom doesn’t let you get a raccoon so you paint the dog
*Improvise, adapt, overcome*
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
im gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
*Me and the boys fixing the problem*
I am limited by the technology of my time.
*Secure, contain, protect*
That British sex talk, though. Fantastic.
Good show
Oh, wait, It's tea time chaps
Jolly good show
@@erasier_1991 pip pip cheeiro
Yep
Oz: I'm kinda sorry
British person: I apologise profusely and my dignity shall forever be destroyed.
It hurts because its *true!*
That bit was legit fucking hilarious though XD
Me, a british person: oh sorry *Keeps walking and will now feel like human garbage.*
@@Yannopill You sure you're not Canadian?
SneakingCian i wish.
2:18 this is incredibly true deadass my counselor took me in her room to discuss about relationships, bullying, why i'm quiet, my imaginary friend Avi. Then i ran back to science class my teacher was wheezing because of the sheer look of confusion on my face and all i could even tell her was "ayo i think my counselor implied i'm schizophrenic"
@@theanimator3070 1. Alters, not personalities
2. DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) is the current term for what used to be known as MPD
3. I don’t recall ever hearing that a side effect of schizophrenia is DID? DID is caused by reoccurring trauma during childhood, and schizophrenia makes you experience hallucinations, delusions, etc. and has no known cause other then things like genetics. I’m not saying someone with schizophrenia can’t have DID or that someone with DID can’t have schizophrenia, but I’ve never seen DID being brought up as a side effect for schizophrenia.
@@sxvxrxlx1864 well i didnt know that but ok i will delete my replie bc it isnt correct
Ohh boy, I have a military counselor and he think that because my parents aren’t together, their divorced.
Oz: *puts a disclaimer that he doesnt read aloud*
Blind florida man: is this a peasant joke im too blind to read?
ya
i took off my glasses and cried realizing i was a blind florida woman
*SPHINX OF BLACK QUARTZ, JUDGE MY VOW*
honestly i love this lol
Let's all agree to tell children that this is the standard sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet whenever we get the chance.
@@kramserklart2617
my
judge
update: the original comment has been deleted
That is my favorite next to "The five boxing wizards jump quickly." I want to see a wizard boxing match
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
Doesn’t have S
Emkay: aww this dog is so cute * w *
Oz media: mm this dog looks delicious
Emkay vs oz media
Is like
Google vs bing
Emkay vs Oz Media? More like
Someone who can find something cute vs someone who can take a fucking joke
@@theresarayner5726 So, Oz Media vs Ew.
3:13, put him up for adoption. Nobody will adopt him, but who cares?
#roasted *dabs*
Holy hell the doctor himself
I know this is a year old but holy shit I was not expecting to see you on a reddit readings video
thats a bit over the top
Yep
8:08 Because there's no f in "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
Edit: Me to me: You are not a clown. You are the entire circus.
Orangepeel the end of “of” my dude.
There's no s in "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"
@@tonalddrump3001 That's because it's jumps, not jumped
Orangepeel theres no y, but theres an f
@@radioactivegamer208 The y is in my
the funniest part of this video is the karate guy only having a yellow belt. from my experience at least, thats the second one you get. keep in mind that you dont even have to do anything for the first one
joe pemberton
Yeah a black belt would’ve been better
it’s part of the joke that he’s bad (lmaoooo i hope this isn’t a woodh moment for me)
@@badtzm r/woooooosh
wahre scheiße it is lol
@@badtzm That's not a woodh moment for you. Not even a wooosh.
You wooshed the first two
5:55
As a British person that was the worst thing I've ever heard
is it accurate?
@@mastereon895 as a British person I can confirm
It is *far* to accurate.
As a fellow Brittish person I assure you I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
As a british person I wish I didn't have eyes
Me: Watches half the video thinking it’s EmKay
Me: Realizes it’s Oz Media
*You sure this isn’t EmKay?*
I didn’t realize it wasn’t EmKay until I read this
Knowing how often emkay changes voices I wouldn't be surprised if someone sounding like OZ media got hired
its the better emkay
@@randomperson1934 what is his channel?
5:54 That was the best thing I have ever heard in my life. Make an entire video in that voice please
That actually sounded like Stewie from Family Guy.
@@Zecolarii Never watched the show. All I know is that voice was the thing I want to hear all day everyday forever
Im offended
@@dacosmicraccoon8467 I know you're a dog
British People Hate Him Now
Me: wants a raccoon
Mom: “No.”
Me: paints dog
Neighbors: “Ay yo bruh, who that guy is.”
Me: “It’s my dog/raccoon.”
Japanese raccoon dogs exists
"I told an 18 y/o that I used to get Netflix in the mail and I think he thought I was lying"
Bruh I'm 16 and I remember getting that disk delivered. I remember how happy it always was to see what was new from the last disk. Is no one around my age cultured anymore?
Bruh remember renting DVD's at Blockbuster... good times, good times
I wasn't paying attention at 3:47 and almost had a damn heart attack at the scary music cuz I thought the noise was coming from somewhere else lol
6:45
Ariel x Bart Simpson x The crab that sings "under the sea"
(fanfic)
Sebastian. His name is Sebastian.
Sebastian.
Sebastian
Isn’t it supposed to be a Siren that sings to lure people in? Like, I know Greek mythology and him saying mermaid made me a bit confused, but there might be something I missed about mermaids
In the seabed
6:27 I'm sorry ma'am, I do believe you're confusing mermaids for sirens.
Then Mute That’s what I’m saying.
It's interesting when they're intermingled in some fandoms or myths, but usually they are separate mythical creatures...
@@Daelyah sirens are usually birds, from what I recall
@@dragonheart1236 it depends on who you ask tbh
@@dragonheart1236 you’re thinking of harpies
As someone who is training for a black belt, a yellow belt is only two belts above a white belt which is the first belt that you get in some martial arts.
Depends on your school and on what belts they acknowledge. In my school, it's the first "earned" belt, as you get a white belt for showing up for class. Then you start the fun progression.
I'm testing for a black belt this year. My school does a year long test - have to prove you're a good person, show up for class, do all the tests and volunteer to assist - stuff like that. The quaratine has really messed things up.
Golden Gryphon yeah in my school it’s also the first earned belt.
Well, in TaeKwonDo it's above orange, but in Karate, orange is the "3rd" (2nd earned) belt.
@@Iliadic Again, depends on your school. Gold and Orange might be the same, or you have have a school with a "stripe" level.
I think the only constants between schools is that a White Belt is just getting started, and a Black Belt means you have learned all the basics. Other than that, it's all guess work.
I achieved a black belt in taekwondo. Only a level one black belt, never got the higher ones. White is achieved by entering class.
Absolutely splendid and jolly good attempt at British pillow talk, although he forgot to apologise for arriving before their partner in the post
Deadass, that british impression killed me. It's so good in that "obviously ironic" way.
_W h e n ?_
YOU SOUNDED LIKE MARIO DOING THE BRITISH ACCENT OML
Can you do a time stamp
@@user-mf3tm6wb3p 5:52
No not at all... are you drunk? Have you ever heard Mario’s voice before? Are you going senile?
@@emery-gaming I'm not old enough to drink, I've been watching my brother play Mario games for my entire life, and I doubt I'm going senile at 14
NO NO NOW I CANT STOP IMAGINING IT
*When you’ve heard the British People be having Sex meme before*
*_Not bad kid_*
I wanted to like but.....
*69*
Don't like
Its 69 still
5:53
I just watched DanTDM’s pregnancy announcement.... why
Oooooooooooooooohhh
He’s got a kid now!!!!
@KadLad ! ???? ye s ????
Me: mom can we get raccoon
Mom: we have raccoon at home
Raccoon at home:
... are 1000 X more cute and doesn't bite. :3
4:35 Gonna build an underwater city anytime soon?
It took me too long to understand this, but I'm still not sure I understand it but I think I do
6:47 So,Real Mermaids are Called Sirens,They Lure People into the sea with they're voice.
@@nobody7817 Sounds like a good plan. Better and more efficient fire-people, too.
Their*
Errrh, no. Sirens and Mermaids are two separate myths, that got mashed together for being "sea women".
2:26
I do this for my cat. Not because of germs or anything, but because my cat will only drink cold water.
My cat has higher standards than me and I’m so proud of her
This guys laugh is the best noise ever
I would say he's second best because EmKay exists
@@leons.kennedy4596 lol maybe
@@Frtnitej hey to each their own everybody has their own opinions
@@leons.kennedy4596 true
InfernoJason360 yeet
Emkay: are you challenging me?
5:54
Having been a British all my life I can confirm this is 100% accurate
6:17 imagine that you're chilling at the bottom of a cliff for the fourth of July, and suddenly to your left you hear metallic thud. You look over and get a shock when you realize it's a grenade! Where did that come from? Is your last thought, before your life ends. Great idea!
0:19 what are you doing, step-fisherman?
At 5:54 that was the funniest shit. I found out that I'm 56% British and never knew that any of my family was from Britain. I was always told other stuff growing up. Now my husband is always picking on me when he sees stuff like that.
If we sounded like that, I would end up laughing to death.
To: anyone working in retail.
At the end of a transaction say "thanks for stopping by.". It's fun how many people reply with "you too". And more fun when they realize what happened.
Username checks out
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog", *WHERE'S THE "S"?*
Isn't it "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"?
*Confusion*
(8:01)
Where is the "c" ?
@@johnsonfamily5136 in quick
0:04. That man has potential.
3:30
"Mmmh i could sell these tropheys for some good mon-"
"WEL-"
*Gunshot*
"Ohhhhhh crap crap crap crap"
No no round house
Netflix still rents out DVD's.
Yeah i still get those
7:20 this makes me think back to my childhood, I'm only 14 and this makes me feel old for knowing XD my mom always used to get NCIS on the dvd's and the family would watch them together sometimes, I used to love opening the packages for her, idk why though
I'd kill to get some Netflix movies/ shows on DVD.
@@yunamchill9169 hell yes XD
Me: watches video
Ad that popped up: sO lEt mE tEacH yOu hOw tO eXpReSs yOuR dOg’S aNaL glAnDs
1:53 : *a story about nice romanians*
Me, a romanian: *:)*
hmmmm un alt roman pe videoclipuri cu reddit
@@valentinmihai6084 mhm. Am mai gasit pe cineva in comentarii. Apropo e 22:22 pune-ti o dorinta (in gand)
@@honeyjar2970 uff came to late
Nice Romanians don’t exist, everyone knows they are only nice to you so you let them live long enough for them to switch sides in a war.
@@Redbird-dh7mu Fuck you too, dude.
5:55 you didnt mentioned the part that someone answers
"Americans having s*x be like : McDonald Popeye's (and stuff like that)"
5:50 who said we'll hate it. As a Brit I found that hilarious
*good heavens i'm arriving!*
Sirens are the ones that drag people into the ocean
Mermaids too. Both had the "tempting sailors" thing going on...
Hey, I don't know who needs this information, but if you can't find something available to stream on Netflix, you may be able to get it mailed in one of those red envelopes. They still offer that, and more stuff is available to rent
It's actually a much better selection if you like stuff that's from more than the last few years, and isn't a Netflix original.
@@FedoraDog13 yeah, I may use it at some point.
The fact he put the tweet from the thumbnail and title in the beginning is underrated.
GET OUT OF THE WAY HOTROD!
Can we just have Oz read everything with his British accent? Okay thanks.
7:44 most dangerous game forgot who is by
My bloodline should die with me, but I want the chance to make mom jokes with a child & it not being awkward
Me: sees oz praise the original transformers and the beginning of the bumblebee movie.
“HAZAAR A man of quality!”
2:32 my step mom installed a filter on the dog’s bowl
I don't remember getting Netflix envelopes because my family was on the Blockbuster side of the rivalry. We backed the wrong horse.
i was like 7 when block buster shut down i remember buying a shit ton of movies and gameboy games when they shut down best day of my life
As a Brit watching this, I found that extremely funny.
7:39 if i record my voice without a good microphone i sound like a lesbian who hasn't had her Starbucks yet. I refuse to be in videos thx to that
I sound like a 5yr old using a microphone
"O' Sphynx of Black Quartz, judge my vow!"
I wonder when people are going to realize Ariel was originally black?
Are you referring to the Hans Christian Andersen tale? Because if that's the case, she wasn't. She's explicitly referred to as "white" and "fair skinned" throughout the story.
Of course, not that it matters that much, but it's not correct.
@@pennyforyourthots I have learned that my mother lied about more things, thank you. Also love the name
6:28 That's usually a Siren...
Mermaid is just a cute nickname to sirens
5:50
The British accent?
Nailed it. I'm British so can confirm.
How do you play knife monopoly? I want to use it for a murder mystery.
Knife Monopoly is just Clue.
Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you.Jul 13, 2019
I hate board games, but I’d give that a go.
CraigandJane1 YOU HATE BOARD GAMES?!
I don't know but the story is called "the most dangerous game " where a Russian who escapes the October revolution hunts down a hunter for sport. Had to read it for school... Weird ass book but good
6:28
sirens kill men.
mermaids are cool.
*get the difference*
clara theartiste they are all predatory fairies and feathers or scales mather not to survival
*matter :p
Unless they are one in the same which in some cases they are
Thank you, finally someone else who actually understands myths of the sea!
@@ELbabotas1 The Fae, specifically the High Sidhe, want a quiet word.
Holy shit. The Netflix envelope just unlocked some deep rooted memory in my brain. I remember seeing that at one point
5:00 That profile pic reminds me of Ardyn from FFXV and I have never been so angry at an amazing art style before
7:56 I read That Short Story and I think it would be wayyy better with knife monopoly.
Timmy the water bottle ahhh yes I can just see Rainsford and General Zaroff sitting in the Chateau and playing knife monopoly
BRO YOU PLAY ZERO HOUR? Mad respect
7:58 There is no “S” in the sentence.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Napings
It’s supposed to be “jumps”, not “jumped”. Op just made a typo or something
@@nobody7817 What on earth are you talking about?
@@nobody7817 Sorry, mate. It's kind of muffled. Could you pull your head out of your ass and repeat that?
No Body imagine being that big of a boomer, the actual sentence uses a “s” not a “Ed” you are wrong get over yourself. You can’t always be right.
@@nobody7817 I’m really confused right now
6:41
My siblings: PFFFFTTT
Me: Actually, that's Siren, not a Mermaid.
My siblings: For the love of God, shut up.
Just kidding, my siblings don't care about anyone and would never hang out with me.
Although, my older sister hangs out with me on rare occasions. Oof
I SEE A FELLOW TRANSFOREMRS FANNN!
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Yes OP's death scene made me cry too.
The scene where he fought was so nice and the song I miss the original animation
Holy shit I am not alone
I may be 14 but when my dad showed me this when I was 3 it broke me for a week
Along with that windchargers dead corpse also broke me
@@LucasPrimeV3 I'm pretty sure that movie made us all cry when we were kids.
7:35 actually recordings of your voice still are very different to how others hear them, I can tell you that from personal experience
Herobrine lol
Herobrine you sound like 50 yo mom
Oh thank fuck, I sound like the queen mixed with someone who can only speak through their nose in recordings
That just because you're not used to hearing your "real" voice since you usually hear it through your skull.
“Good heavens I’m arriving” god this sentence it’s beautiful
8:00
It's missing "S" and "V"
Edit: I somehow forgot the timestamp
jump"S" o"V"er the lazy dog
@@rat... ok so it's not missing V but it IS missing S
What's wrong with "ed" it's the past-tense
Sphinx of black quartz judge my vow is still more awesome tho
I'm so glad I found your channel! Easily my fav reddit-style creator... love your sense of humor!
"Oh yes~ harder father!~ oh my~ I'm going to arrive!~~" -British woman
Oh. No. Father just sounds so much worse than daddy. No.
☕️☕️☕️
i wish there was a dislike counter so you can see how much i hate this single sentence.
@@shrimpsoump get fucked, good sir
CEO: If we pay living wages then coffee will cost $4
me, paying $5 for coffee every day at uni: YEET
Ah. The nostalgia from those giant red envelopes. I'm a Zoomer, so some of us do know what VHS tapes and dial phones are
In eighth grade I actually had a project where we got to rewrite a fairytail with a twist and I got to rewrite the little mermaid. The story was about how she was insane and lured humans so she could eat their bodies and collect their feet. At flounder sold her out to the king and she got into a fight causing her loose her arm and ironically she replaced it with a fork. I got to read this in class and safe to say I was seen a bit demented 😂😂
Sounds great, though.
One question - why did she collect feet?
"Welcome to the dojo, bitch!"
Best quote 10/10 👏😂
3:07 that's not forgotten I was thinking about that 11 days ago when I stared at a copy of her diary on my aunt's shelf (because Thanksgiving weekend)
then I thought about people taking pictures of Koffing in Anne's house before the staff banned Pokémon Go
I need more of those "Two sides of every story" things
That shit's funny lmao
6:40 animators: it’s time to shine
the british stuff was ok. but calling cat-lovers freak wasnt. i still havent forgiven you.
lol
I've been up all night watching CZcams (its 6am) and Oz's English accent impression just killed me and I laughed for like twenty minutes straight
2:32 I've always done that with my dog. When she was little and wanted water she'd drag the water bowl to the living room and/or stand in front of the fridge.
5:57 I love how they stole this from Fluffy the comedian. So great.
"Good heavens, Im arriving!"
Im gonna fo this. Im going to spend all of my time acting all fancy and stuff to justify THIS while I pip pip someone's diddly do
The "penetrating gaze" got me to actually LOL
I'm 18 years old and I remember getting Netflix in the mail. It was actually a revelation when I learned that I could stream stuff from the website.
Hey! My family still uses Netflix through the mail, even now in 2019. Even my brother, who is only 16, thinks about Netflix as the movies through mail. (Admittedly, none of his friends know about mail Netflix, so I guess it’s kinda true.)
I have both mail and streaming Netflix. For some odd reason mail Netflix has more content available.
You're legendary. Is mail Netflix like receiving DVDs through mail?
I am British and your accent was so stereotypical I laughed good show
My husband fills our pets bowls with water from the Brita. I told him that was gross. I woke up from a nap to get some water and he had bought them their own pitcher.
You're thinking of sirens. Mermaids and Sirens may be simular, but they are not the same thing.
6:38 except, those are sirens. Sirens are the bad ones that eat people. Mermaids see humans more as a delicacy and only eat the ones that drown naturally...
Basically, she described sirens when we're talking about the vegan sirens.
You make good videos Oz. This video was also good
Unk0wn_SoulMans 001 why is this edited....
Perhaps a spelling error?
@@bruhemianbobbert7136 yes
"This bloodline ends with me."
That was my yearbook quote!
*when you still get the red envelope in the mail because you’ve had Netflix that long and they have disks of certain movies they don’t have online *