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R/entitledyoutuber its far too late for that. Been subbed since 800k
Gonna save the homies from quarantine boredom
I want to punch the dude on the thumbnail
surething bro *gives you my one subscriber* enjoy!
@@pathevermore3683 love it, lol
I donât think knife guy has to worry about women being in his house, by choice at least.
Naw, I've seen that sort of home decor in a lot of people's places. Medieval reenactors all have the same look. I've got blades all over.
My old neighbor had scies (spelling?)hanging next to the curtain rods made from functional spears. They looked really nice and could be grabbed down fast in an emergency. Our trailer park was not in the best neighborhood.
3minutes if Iâm there it ainât gonna be by choice
@@gryphenicedancer8796 "Sais" I think.
@@gryphenicedancer8796 I get that. I'm a DM, but that whole "extra-ness" he has about it is the scary part. That's not a hobby level collection. That's an unstable guy who could snap if a girl steps an millimeter out of line.
@@gryphenicedancer8796 yea... But he doesn't sound like an reanactor since those don't brag or try to scare people. Reanactors try to explain their hobby and why their weapon collection isn't something that marks them as supporting violence.
He also mentioned some spiky babarian stuff that sounds like your typical decorative wall hanger piece so I guess his swords are most likely wall hanger sword like objects that will fall apart when swung around. Reanactors collect either sparring or stage fighting weapons or sharpened reproductions. All of these are mostly rather modest looking and most of the time historically accurate reproductions.
With a little research into the topic (maby watching some of the HEMA and Swords CZcamsrs like Skallagrim) one can quickly tell whether someone collects because of his interests or because he wants to be edgy.
Youâre assuming the guy with all the weapons, has actually spoken to a woman. Let alone go on a date with one.
Exactly
Even if he somehow gets a date any woman stepping into his house will probably leave after 10 minutes max cuz his house looks like a torture chamber and it's a major red flag that you need to run or else he will chain you to his table and murder you. No stable person needs to flaunt that they have weapons or show them off on every wall in the house, atleast not sharpened ones. Dull weapons like ancient katanas are another thing cuz that's for aestetic only.
Amy Caires married time the pink hook lol
@@zebnemma some might accidentally stab him bcs they are startled when they saw the weapon..
You know..
Reflex..
You do realize you missed the whole point of the question. its a question of senario related opinions not stating what your trying to imply.
5:24 anyone who calls women 'toys' clearly isn't in a relationship with one.
Exactly
Amen to that.
Either that or they're into some weird kink
Amen brother
Thereâs a guy in my support group that said something along those lines. Granted it is a support group (pretty much for autistic young adults) ,but still it somewhat disturbed me
Ten bucks says that the first guy used to pride himself on being a "nice guy" until he kept getting rejected, and decided that this must mean that women only ever date douchebags, hence him labeling himself as one.
Also, as to why people fear death, dude, just try to imagine not existing. You can't, that's the point. It's just as impossible to wrap your head around as the sheer size of the universe. And anyway, the fear of death is a natural response in any living creature, if humans didn't fear death, we would have gone extinct ages ago.
Exactly,the fear of the unknown is a normal thing
And the fear of pain,leaving your loved ones behind,etc.
lately actually, despite being way too young to even need to worry about it, I've been trying to contemplate what would come after death, and I couldn't come up with a single fact, except convince myself to just hope for the best! that's the only thing we can do anyway
I don't need to imagine it, I didn't exist before I existed. Using that as a basis I can conclude that while life is finite, the experience of non existence cannot be experienced therefore death is not something any of us need to be concerned with. Well at least our own deaths.
5:57 The Joker abused Harley, so thatâs a good comparison. Iâm not gonna be surprised if this guy tries to throw his gf into a volcano to sacrifice her to an ancient god.
That's why I felt bad for Harley, shes actually a pretty good villain, I feel bad for Joker because of his backstory.
Mikyelle Mackel then she leaves him for a much better person. Poison Ivy
This this THIS!!!
Yea and in the Harley Quinn movie birds of prey they break up at the start
If it's for cthulu it's alright.
rSlash's laugh after he found out the dude named one of his attacks after a fictional character's move made me laugh with him so much.
Really, I feel like rslash has had some pretty nerdy tendencies. Not meaning to offend, but I thought he would already know Sagat's tiger knee.
Yep
I know a lot of nerdy people these days that have never gotten around to fighting games like Street Fighter. Back in the day, our options were a lot more limited than they are now.
Time?
IKR??? đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł same here! đđđ
To summarize:
"People who think they are a villain in an anime" subreddit
You were expecting a normal commenter, but it was him, DIO!
Dio Brando hello me
Dio Brando, hows your victory against Jotaro?
I'm more of an anime anti-hero. Think discount Seto Kiaba, without the money and tech knowhow.
@@arbiterskiss6692 so basically a douchebag version of shadow the hedgehog?
âMayonnaise doesnât work that wayâ thatâs correct, mayonnaise is in fact an instrument smh
What about horseradish?
@@AJDaniels5298 Whut
@@AJDaniels5298 yes, that's a instrument aswell. Everything is a instrument
@@AJDaniels5298 What about fishpaste?
@@fourqdash Patrick: *raises hand again*
Squidward: No, Patrick, horseradish isn't an instrument, either.
"good breeding material"? Damn, I'm sure that line gets him all the ladies lmao. Just hearing that gives me the creeps, I can't believe people like this exists
Why do incels always think Nazi idealogy is hot?
You forgot about the guy who said "The only toys I play with are my guns and my women." LMAO, like, OK dude, we believe you.
Yeah, cuz humans can split in 2 like bacterias can I guess.
Fuck this breeding thing, that's creepy and we don't need it.
@@nateb866 Well, his Barbie dolls and plastic guns is all he got. Can't blame him for being defensive.
(Massive sarcasm)
@@voicey5831 I think you're missing the point. There is nothing wrong with the action of "breeding" itself. The problem is that these men are only looking at women as possible breeding material, and not as human beings.
The âbadassâ detailing about his house filled with weapons and hooks hanging around, they sound like trying to copy the cannibals from Texas Chain Massacre.
*Dennis Rader has left the chat.*
@zimnomel It definitely sounds like he's in danger of impaling himself on something at the least.
"the only toys I play with are my guns and my women." Suspect the latter are probably blow up ones.
Or a silicone one if he has enough cash to toss into... A fleshlight.
(not that sex toys are wrong or mockable but, when people make claims like that it sounds like over-compensation lol)
âProbably drunk. Definitely pissed off.â Me when Iâm a bottle of wine in and my husband doesnât want to cuddle. đđ
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"I am so bad ass and fearless , i can eat a whole plate of spaghetti by myself ! "
" and...?"
" while wearing a white shirt !"
*surprised pikachu face*
Holy macaroni :0
âThe only toys I play with are my gun and my women.â
- Pretty sure guns are not toys
And that women definitely are not.
Anyone who thinks guns are toys is not mature enough to own one
I mean... You're technically not wrong
Unless its a toy guns, which is a toy...
women arent toys either
@@gonk1244 some girls like being called toys
In the date one: Iâm not one to get murdered. âIâm going to go, I just remembered I need to babysit.â (Silently and secretly click the lock button 5 times on my phone)
I like weapons. I like things tastefully displayed. But if I went into a house like this dude described I probably do the exact same thing.
âOh no, a dude claiming to know how to kill someone in 234 different ways is threatening me! Whatever will I do?â
*Pulls out glock*
"The ability to add two numbers isn't gonna amount to much"
Doesn't that depend on the sum of the two numbers?
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Yes, because advanced addition is gonna be SO helpful while a dog rips out your throat. Bet he'll just cower in fear of your ability to add 5-digit numbers together, yesireeebob.
@@nateb866 woooosh
@@nateb866 woooosh
People REALLY need to see how a dog attacks. Especially a 50kg one... You can attempt to kick the dog, shoot it, or anything like that, but the moment the fucker has you... bye bye!
My bada** statement, "I'm the boss in my house, and I have my wife's permission to say so."
David Link you are so funny I like it.....you are awesome your wife sounds awesome
N Logan I completely agree.
My statement "As soon as I have my mothers permission I'm going to kick your ass"đ
I saw that statement on a T-shirt!
D-bag: "I can take a dog"
.. you just know this guy probably beat his mother's Pomeranian because it got all the attention.. smh..
Some dog breeds are capable of biting hard enough to break bones in your arms/fingers.. dogs are also notorious for hunting in packs.. so gl to that guy.. I hope they tear him to shreds
I'm a big dude but if I saw a 100lb dog coming after me I'd be climbing the nearest tree. Don't fuck with dogs man, they will kill you and then go home for belly rubs.
@@jamesmills5326 if I see a dog thirsting for blood, I will do the same, or at worst, grab a long stick for defense because no way am I going to win against a canid's jaw with mere flesh lol
I feel like my red nosed pitbull could take him. Sheâs the runt of her litter. She got a disease that decayed her jaw muscles, so she cant open her mouth as much as she used to. She could probably win.
"This guy is about as scary as a weewee going peepee" I lost it.
If I'm walking into a house and seeing weapons everywhere and hooks hanging from the curtains, I'm assuming he's gonna plan to skin me and turn me into a fashionable coat.
It places the lotion in the basket.
At least it'll be a fashionable coat. Nothing worse than getting turned into an ugly sweatshirt! Blegh!
Found the rimworld player.
@@highlandertr I don't know what rimworld is, but I feel like I have to play it now.
@@niaharries6870 I apologise for taking away a good portion of your future time. But enjoy the warcrime simulator.
Iâm so very bada** I went to bed 8 minutes after my bedtime
Please don't hurt me Mr.Cat!
Forget Uploading now all college people can consider themselves bad ass. Thank you
Woah dude! How'd you pull that one off????
And later that night he wet that bed.
You're a madman out of control!
I think my favorite part of this video is when you say âyeah when 100 pound Rottweiler is tearing the flash from your arm your ability to add two numbers together wonât amount to muchâ LOL
Some of these people sound like they honestly just need a hug. Others are most likely compensating for something. Whichever comes first.
They sound like they dont have much down south if you catch my drift.....xD
âEven demons are scared of međâ
So heâs a discount doomguy
If I was a demon, I'd be scared.
I wouldn't want to have to deal with tormenting that asshole for eternity. At least let me torture a serial killer or something...
OrionoftheStar
Yeah Iâll have to agree with you there
Bottom of the bargain bin badass works too. They have the confidence of a badass. Just not the "badass" of a badass.
For the guy that has all the knives and rifles and stuff around his house, I'd make an excuse to leave. My first though would be that he's a psychopath and a serial killer. "Oh God, I'm gonna die tonight."
And I can IMAGINE that the moment you (or any girl) leaves, he would fly to social media describing how much he is such a "nice guy" with a "killer collection" and how much said girl is a whore. SMH.
nah you'd be inflating his ''big scary guy'' ego, when
1. he probably didn't even put all that there himself, but had a guy come and install it all
2. they're all probably bought on AliExpress because, believe it or not actual real weapons are expensive as fuck for the average citizen
3. he probably doesn't even know how to turn off the safety on a gun (and neither do I to be fair, never held a real ammo gun)
4. spears are...so ineffective in closed spaces....
Why mention it was a "female driver?" Does that make him feel more puffed up and important if he mentions it was a woman who hit him? What a weird flex.
"I'm going to come to your house and punch you in the face" don't threaten me with a good time
What we need incase of a r/I'mVeryBassass is coming in:
*Champagne* for a drink.
*Cocaine* to frame him.
*And Gasoline* just incase if all fails. Burn the house with him.
@@panda-kun I'm just saying... if he punches me maybe I can get off from work lol
@@atomiccrouton Tru dat. Tru dat.
For the guy with the weaponized house: "I brought something for you, let me run out to my car and grab it"
"oh shoot, I left my phone in the car. Let me go get it!"
``So. How do you NOT cut yourself when you bump agenst a wall..?``
If anyone is curious, last poster quoted the song: Reign if Darkness by Thy Art is Murder. I happen to really like this song and it makes me cringe that he used it to prove how "badass" he is. As someone who listens to a shitload of deathcore this is the exact persona I want nothing to do with. Listen to what makes you happy or process emotions or just be the most successful you can. Dont use it as a status.
*_WHIIIIIII AM HEHHLLLL!!_*
*_DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH! DAHDAH! DAHDAH! DAHDAH!_*
Cool song! Thanx for the head's up my bro!
That's a new one to this old and decrepit metalhead.
Good stuff.
Also, deathcore is not death metal. I mean, fine if you like it, but I would have expected him to quote Jungle Rot or something along those lines
reign of darkness by thy art is murder. that sounds like it's on the s tier on the tier list of 'song names that sound the most edgy'. as in, like demon rock. slayer, metal church, possessed, sabbat, that kind of stuff.
@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Would you rather songs be all about dancing and sex? Also, there's a quite significant historical difference to bands from the 70s and 80s pushing the envelope on lyrical themes compared to now.
Also, "demon rock"? Have you just time travelled to 2020 from 1967?
@@SuperMetalmeltdown that's at least what i call it. i'm sure it has a name, but i just call it demon rock. slayer for example. the album covers of not only them, but a lot of the bands that fit into the category, use a lot of, shall we say, demonic imagery. and the song and album names share that tendency. even the names of the band. i'm sure there's a name, but i don't know it, so i call it demon rock. that or yikes rock because i hear just a few seconds and i'm all "yikes dude who wrote this"
Why is the tag line for r/Iamverybadass not âWatch out, we gotta badass over hereâ? đđđđ
Cuz that's long af
makes me wonder if these guys give bonus xp?
The guy making fun of puzzles - that's literally our directive from the priminister, to buy puzzles for the quarantine period
When I hear "machete" on our first date..."I'll pay for our meal...and my restraining order..."
"Imagine going back to his house and seeing-" no no, there aint gonna be an imagine going back, you can tell how he acts towards women, this aint D&D that collection aint gonna get me, but I will give a tip to the police that there may be a murder house in town?
If this is a rant I gotta tell ya to go back to Facebook
Hi There, wha.
To be fair, it gives the dad and brothers something to hang him on as well, so you know fairs fair
"I have swords and knives all over my walls"
Congradulations, you just armed the attacker, AND gave them more easy to steal, no need to scavange items while also wasting your money and turning your house into an OSHA violation. Lets hope you dont trio or lean against a wall.
deniz-usta Gedik lol
"Are you scared of me?" Yes but probably not in the way you're hoping.
@Hadley Petersen yup exactly đŻ
"good breeding material" *nuts*
Guess I'm straight now
The guy with all the swords and stuff,his catch phrase most be âThis is the part where you run awayâ.
Alt - F4 just like shrek
"Maybe its that Viking Berserker Blood"
We all played God Of War mate
Or the hundreds of other games with Norse Mythology, Hellblade, Jotun , EITR, Witcher 3 in the Skellige Isles, etc.
@@thewielder3445
You have my infinite respect
i havenât
EnderTeimant Spartans > Vikings soooođ€·đŸââïž
When the knife dude wants to die, heâll probably just run into his wall.
I'm a female, and if I went on a date with the weapons-house guy, I'd probably stare at him directly in his eyes, smirk, and say "Are you trying to make up for something...?"
What do you mean?
Uh, no. First guy with Snapchat filter vampire fangs is NOT a âbadass.â đđđđđ€ź.
he is not a badass he has a bad ass
@@equalfire boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I agree đŻđ
What you weren't sacred I was absolutely horrified đđ
The same type of people who use the dog filter đ€ą
5:18 a person who refers to guns as "toys" should not be a gun owner.
If I walked into a dude's house and it was an arsenal, I would wait til he went to the toilet and gtfo!
Nah, puzzles are for people with a brain unlike that one guy.
To all the girls that post âI want love like joker and Harley Quinnâ on FB,
I found your man at 5:52
Have fun fighting Batman while your boyfriend escapes.
oh man those girls know NOTHING about joker and harley's relationship at all, they really need to read the comics
A Microwave Or if too lazy then watch episode Mad love from the animated serird
So...They all wanted to have Stockholm Syndrome (Is that how you spell it?) and have their asses beat by their boyfriend?
@@panda-kun I don't believe it's Stockholm Syndrom, because he didn't kidnap her and keep her locked at his -castle eith singing objects- place. Didnt she fall in love with him during therapy sessions with her as the therapist?
@@venomquill308 Hol' up. Let me google Stockholm Syndrome.
Ok. Yeah. She fell in love with him. Only (very few) abused or kidnapped people gets it.
I am a tough guy *flexes my Yugio cards*
Only a tough guy flexes all the kuriboh cards you dont mess with those fuzzballs lol
@@jonathanratsey2244 a real tough guy obviously doesnt flex his kuriboh cards
He flexes his watapon cards
Sorry dude *flexes sphere mode and kaiju...oh and nibiru for good measure*
@@JonaWulf you are approaching me approaching you? *Flexes shiny dragonite*
LOGPLAYS WILDCRAFT I mean......I got a bleyblade, I have to be the toughest person here.
And I also said âpersonâ to not offend any genders.
Okay...no, bye
5:24 â The only toys I play with are my guns and my women ! â
Chad
2020
I'm sure theguns are plastic and the "women" require an air pump.
This is probably what ânice guysâ think of when mentioning Chads
When you actually read into it anarchy is just helping your neighbors without anyone telling you to so that last guy is in for a huge surprise
rSlash: Is a tiger knee an actual move or is this guy naming his attacks like an anime character.
Me: (scrolls down to mention the video game in comments)
rSlash: (laughing) It's an actual video game character's move.
Me: (just busts out laughing)
tiger knee is sagat from the street fighter series
@@AMVMaker26 Aw I was thinking Cage from Mortal Kombat.
Best part is itâs actual Muay Thai, but we all know this guy got it from Sagat.
I wish it was Tiger Drop :(
Letting you know that guy that "listens" to death metal doesn't represent us
Everyone knows metalheads can only remain calm while listening to blast beats
Makes me sad he quoted one of my go to gym jams
I've actually noticed that metal heads are quite chill and often very nice. There are many pop girls who are far more dangerous and crazy...
(I actually listen to some lighter metal myself! I love symphonic metal, gothic metal and some power metal, but the again I also like to listen to some indie rock and indie pop (and many others, I'm very diverse and not that consistent), in case that actually matters to someone :P)
Exactly what I wanted to say :â)
Most metal fans I met are/were super chill and super nice, not violent at all. Nothing like that guy.
Itâs true that death metal can help you calm down and stay chill.
I too listen to not just death metal, but all sorts of metal when Iâm angry; it helps me keep my cool when I feel like screaming from being angry, itâs like they scream for me, instead of me. It allows me to let out all my anger and frustration without shouting at anyone. Iâm pretty sure there are lots other metal fans that feel something like this. :) Listening to metal is an outlet, a way to let out stress and anger, and calm down - and even feel happy, or get the good chills from it. Not something to show how âbadassâ you are. Just my opinion.
@@holmj6208 symphonic metal for the win
4:28 I feel like halfway through the date I'd have an r/iamverybadass intuition flare up (ache in my pancreas) and just leave lol
Lol
When someone says âin my bookâ it makes me cringe so much.
And when someone says "in my cringe" it makes me book so much
I donât mind it
Well you must not like writers who talk about their book
Interesting how a guy is bragging about being Joker and his GF Harley Quinn, when its established that the Joker was very abusive in his relationship to the point that therapists use it as a textbook case of an abusive relationship
I like how he somehow thinks that the Joker _doesn't_ disembowel people.
@@OrionoftheStar that too
This is exactly why you need to do the research before attempting a lie like that
4:56 Iâd just slowly back away, and maybe stealing one of those but no one knows
@11:01 The exact way you laughed and said "ok dude" is the ultimate burn. You have a really great radio voice.
I love when you laugh in your videos. It lets me know something really good is about to be said and the sound just makes me happy! Your videos are awesome!
If I saw a house like that, I'd make an immediate U-Turn.
This sounds like a scene right out a horror movie.
I do not like this one bit. XD
âOh, Iâm so badass, Iâm a homophobe!â
âLook at me, Iâm so badass, Iâm a racist!â
Lol, reminds me of a video I saw on Reddit once of a guy at a Nazi march being challeneged by a pair of black dudes and he's trying to say about Freedom of Speech, right before he gots his lights punched out right on the spot. xD
Monique Star reminds me of the office.
Monique Star also like Brandon Rodgers đ€Ł please donât search that up you will be highly offended but not disappointed.
Even more disturbingly he also shows a specific examples called âlesbophobesâ as the name implies, itâs prejudice against lesbians specifically and the most common type at least as far as Iâm aware tend to be straight bros that think the only reason women are lesbians are to spite ânice guysâ like them and they just all hate men (and also probably believes ever single feminist is one, also alluded to by the fact that OP uses âSJWâ completely unironically).
SpookyRoseV of course itâs mostly the ânice guysâ that are lesbophobic
"Don't mess with me! I have all these easily accessible weapons you could grab and defend yourself with!"
Yeah, okay
I've actually dated a guy whose entire bedroom was decked out in nothing but weaponry. I walked in and thought "I'm gonna marry this guy". Turns out he was absolutely spineless . Anybody who needs everyone they bring home to know that they're "dangerous and violent" are faking it and compensating lmao
Man: after a beat up a guy, I poured mayo on him! Everyone with a brain: mayo donât work like that and your relly skinny in you photo soooooo.
He also appears to be about 12 years old đ
Ikr. Yoghurt works much better. Saw it firsthand. XD
The 1st guy edited his photos to look tough ended up looking like a mom posted a pic of her kid in Halloween.. so adorable lol
About the knife guy: 1, probably wouldnât have been with him 2, Iâd be gone in seconds
Lol đ
6:05 I mean, that would require Joker having actual friends soooo...
12:55 Nothing says "I'm a bada** like literally threatening murder and necrophilia.
The longer he sits and waits in his house/basement, the better.... one problem less to worry about
@@Allmight_Kitty I want a "badass" to challenge someone to a fight, proceed to send his address like an idiot, and get swatted lmao that would be a thing to make popcorn for
Your profile pic is legendary tbh
The angsty and angry child voice about the âblood kingâ just killed me XD
Also, that guy saying that a dog isnât a challenge for him, heâs obviously not seen a dog take someone down
3:26 "get in the gym."
yeah, buddy. hit the gym. acting like fitness saved you when you have the same damn body shape as i do. and i dont work out. christ in hell...
The twig acting all badass đ
This is probably his second day in the gym and first day on pre workout đ đ€Ł
Not saying his body is bad, it is more in shape than most, but in his eyes he could body double for The Rock.
Yeah he looks like he hasn't been spending much time in the gym at all.
"I have anger issues and don't like getting angry. Make me angry and I'd rather get my skull bashed in and DIE, rather than watch you walk away without a single bruise! I have beaten people up before and I love the feeling of bashing people like a beast going on a rampage, but is is wrong, so I try to be less angry! DON'T mess with me if you don't want a beast tearing it p your body!"
R/Iamverybadass in a nutshell.
Don't forget the Demon Face lol
My favorite sub Reddit, weaklings acting like lions just because they're in a society peaceful enough to allow it (thankfully).
Edit: rephrased it because people rightfully made me notice that the original comment did sound kind of edgy
kittens acting like lions
@@SirSkelebone idk if they could be called kittens, kittens are at least cute and can actually scratch you really bad, I was thinking about worms
@@SirSkelebone kittens actually grow into big cats tho.
Kittens have potential, a future some might say.
These man children have no potential, talent or future, they'll remain failures for their whole lives.
I like turtles.......
@@villnthefield.8881 turtles are fucking badass
5:42
The only way to respond to this is you realize joker emotionally and physically abused Harley Quinn right like her name is even based off harlequin a type of doll controlled by string and in fact Harley has killed and tortured joker to get back at him nor emotionally and physically abusing her not only that but joker often uses her to escape or run away from his enemies Harley and joker are an excellent example of a toxic relationship
Every time I hear Rslashâs laughter I canât help but laugh too cuz his laugh is so goofy to me itâs hilarious
4:27 I would laugh in his face because he's trying to hard to be edgy and then just leave when I could. I'm not wasting my animal crossing time to see a bunch of random knives that serve more or less no purpose.
Also as I live in England I'd look around for a gun license and if he doesn't have one then he's going to have to act edgy Infront of some officers.
âIâm not wasting my animal crossing timeâ is a phrase Iâve never heard before, and will be using from now on.
Seeing all the knives on the walls, I would just NOPE on out of there.
I imagine that the "beware of the owner" dude just has a weird kink smh
He would probably lick your elbows or sum shit
"Boink a corpse" is something I'd never thought I'd hear in my life.
He'd be damn lucky if "boinking a corpse" was the ONLY way to get any action with a girl, 'cause even corpses have standards!!!!!
I cry when my dad cuts onions
Onions was a good dog...
What's a dog
2500 subs no content I felt sick after Batman died.
Because he passed me his heritage. đđđ
Thatâs a smart ass joke donât copy my shit
3:30 âPeak of German engineering...â
JoJo Fans, assemble.
Edit: Probably shouldâve said, âJoJo Fans, awaken.â Oh well.
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!
Naaaaaaaaaaaise
BRRRAAAAAAAKAMONOGAAAAAAAAAAAA
AYAYAYAYAYA
BAAAAAAKKKAAAAMONNOOODDDAAAAAAA!
Omg I love the last part when they said u will see the face of panic because well hell probably be looking at you lol
That intimidating guy talking about pissing in the wind having devistating results, while blowing an o with his vape in his pic. Dude too tough for me đ
13:16
**knock knock knock**
"Richaaard! It's your Granny Grace, I want to see how you're doing!"
4:26
Seems like an easy place to rob at night. Go in, and take those off of the walls. And possibly use them. Seems pretty dumb to have those out in the open so others can use them.
rSlash is literally keeping me sane and able to laugh during this isolation. Thank you for all the videos!
4:49 I would say "Woah dungeon and dragon much?" Then run out the door
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"spiked barbarian clubs"
Such... technical terminology.
This really cheered me up, I love your videos!
Hahaha never thought Iâd hear a Thy Art is Murder reference on rslash! This is why I love this channel!
Jokes on these guys, I could take all of them. I eat my cereal without milk! :D
You monster đ±
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I wanna collect knives, sword, axe's, ect
But like I'd never threaten anyone with it I just wanna collect it's pretty to me and I like learning about the history of weapons and how they used them
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sane but since my lil cousins come over a lot I keep things like bows, cross bows and swords in my garage, I do art and boxing out there also
(I NEVER use the Weapons, theyâre like decor)
4:50 I would go, "oh wow that's soooo impressive, can I use our bathroom?" I'd pray it would have a window big enough
_"I'm SUCH a badass... you can tell bc I cant budget my groceries"_
Alternate title: r/edgelord losers
All that edge and their threats still can't cut it smh. More like r/DullLord
@@starsymcdoodle6965 Like a box of dull razors lol.
I just pictured an Iamverybadass marrying a Karen and having entitled kids... nightmare fuel
Do you want Cthulhu? Because this is how you get Cthulu!
@@ScooterBond1970 Hello.
: AAAAAAUGH
@@ScooterBond1970 /|\(;,;)/|\
5:41 he's well aware that harley and joker are in one hell of a toxic relationship
A polite "I need to go" then blocking him on everything.
5:24
What a way of saying he has no toys
why does "Shoot you in the face," sound like an insult any 5 year old would make? Is this just me? Probably.
Horrible dad jokes to watch during quarantine czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
If a 5 year old threatens you with these words, perhaps it's time to call CPS on the parents.
@@Allmight_Kitty i meant like in a game but yeah
To the question of asking females how theyâd react to that dudes house covered in weapons: I would LEAVE, there is NO way Iâd be staying, you could not pay me to stay there, I would be leaving IMMEDIATELY
If knife guy somehow gets a woman to willingly walk into his house, sheâs immediately going to leave because heâs a serial killer. And if he gets mad that she thinks that, heâs a serial killer.
3:30 How was the driver being female relevant to the story?
Was he trying to be misogynistic and say women can't drive?
It's a fact. Women can't kitchen, they belong in the drive!
Itâs a fact. Kitchen canât women. Drive they belong in the
tâs a fact. Kitchen canât women. Drive they belong in the
@@Bionic1872 It's a belong. Kitchen can't women, drive to fact.
Donny D Heâs clearly kidding.