r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY CHILD YOUR GUN, NOW!!!"

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 23. 07. 2024
  • r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP pretends to be a cowboy as a hobby. No, seriously -- he dresses up like a cowboy, goes to public events like county fairs, and teaches people about weapons from the Wild West. He comes across a young man about 16 years old who is very interested in one of his antique pieces. OP says that the boy will need his parent's permission before he can hold it because, well, he's a responsible human being. The boy's father shows up SCREAMING at OP to hand over the gun, and then goes on a long rant about how he's a free American and he has a right to other people's property. Yeah, he's that kind of crazy.
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  • @Supaawesomeification
    @Supaawesomeification Pƙed 3 lety +1196

    “It’s not like it’s fucking loaded” is the best line to automatically disqualify someone from ever being around guns ever. The VERY first rule of gun safety is ALWAYS treat EVERY gun as if it’s loaded at all times. No exceptions.

    • @jayross1911
      @jayross1911 Pƙed 3 lety +26

      If his loaded or not he shouldn't be pointing at him like what the f*** like how is he feeling opined on the same thing to him that'll be a twist

    • @azisles02
      @azisles02 Pƙed 3 lety +73

      The 1st rule is definitely treat guns as of they're loaded, even if the empty chamber is exposed.
      The 2nd rule, re-read the 1st.
      3rd, read the first again.
      4th, don't point the gun at anything you don't intent to shoot.

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ Pƙed 3 lety +36

      Seems like there’s regularly new news articles of someone getting shot on accident because “I didn’t think it was loaded!”
      And it’s devastating how often the victims in those cases are children.

    • @KazzleTheDazzle
      @KazzleTheDazzle Pƙed 3 lety +8

      I don’t know a lot about guns, but ffs even I know that!

    • @noahhuveneers1602
      @noahhuveneers1602 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@Annie_Annie__ its also pretty crazy how many people are getting hurt by armed toddlers.. yes.. armed toddlers..

  • @franl155
    @franl155 Pƙed 3 lety +978

    So the baby was essentially abandoned for nine hours; no food, no toilet breaks, no change of clothing, no contact or comfort from another person. I shudder to think what that kid will be like in later life if this level of neglect is a common practice - all to save a few dollars that didn't need saving anyway.

    • @cantpickauser
      @cantpickauser Pƙed 3 lety +47

      Right?! I’m so furious about this story on so many levels.

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya Pƙed 3 lety +70

      We can only hope they grow up into Matilda and gets revenge on them, but seriously this is just sickening... A lot can happen to an unsupervised baby like falling out of the crib not to mention no food or clean diapers... They obviously don't care about their kids and are the type who shouldn't reproduce...

    • @franl155
      @franl155 Pƙed 3 lety +43

      @@cantpickauser - I hope/wish OP reported them for child neglect.

    • @ianl1052
      @ianl1052 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      A serial killer in the making.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@ianl1052 - with the first two candidates right there in the house

  • @tamaradelsohn5493
    @tamaradelsohn5493 Pƙed 3 lety +500

    The last story is just horrifying. I might not be experienced with kids, but even I know a baby needs constant care to remain healthy, and even a nine hour gap isn't acceptable. That mom is horrifying, and I hope wherever she fled to, she still got busted for child neglect, because that has to count as neglectful. And her reason for not informing OP is so callous! Seriously, she cared about her wallet more than her literal baby?!

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ Pƙed 3 lety +33

      I’m thinking the parents were drugging the baby with Benadryl or some other medicine to keep him/her asleep soundly all night.
      It’s definitely not unheard of for some (abusive) parents to do that.

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      I shudder to think what that baby could grow up into, they could grow up with abandonment or self esteem issues or they could grow up to become a serial killer or tyrant. I sure hope someone called Child Protective services, that those kids are in a better place and that that mother has lost all rights to reproduce.

    • @masterridley8593
      @masterridley8593 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      DEFINITELY time for a CPS call. Kinda makes you wonder what else they may have been hiding.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I sat here with my mouth agape when rSlash was reading that part of the story.

    • @Musicalsfangirl
      @Musicalsfangirl Pƙed rokem +2

      I agree. CPS should’ve been involved. As a daycare worker, I cannot process the level of neglect here. No feeding, changing, checking through their sleep, anything. I’m surprised that there was no crying from the baby, as of course they vocalise their discomfort from hunger etc. Not to mention that they let a 9 year old watch shows like South Park. They knew they did wrong as they then skipped the country before repercussions started.

  • @JediLadyMisty
    @JediLadyMisty Pƙed 3 lety +78

    As a mother I can’t imagine not telling the babysitter that there’s a baby to take care of as well.
    Nine hours is a long time to just leave a baby without supervision.
    RSlash is right: so much could have gone wrong and there’s no guarantee that the nine year old would have said anything about the baby.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Yeah, like in the fire scenario, what if the 9 YO was in shock and didn't say anything, or somehow got incapacitated and couldn't tell you there was a baby upstairs? Or just didn't say anything at all because his parents told him to not mention the baby to the babysitter? Or just didn't mention the baby for whatever reason because kids aren't the best at making good decisions?

  • @TheSilverLioness
    @TheSilverLioness Pƙed 3 lety +454

    Honestly, the selfish Grandma deserves everyone that she's doing the same Sh goes No Contact with her and block her so she can't pout anywhere.

    • @kamoogy
      @kamoogy Pƙed 3 lety +9

      I'd demand a key to her house to get inside and wait comfortably, if you wait at all.

    • @shayan7579
      @shayan7579 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      I actually would Stop counting on her.
      If she Comes over newer prepare anything If she invites me Show Up when i have time anyways. Holidays allways do my own Thing she can Show Up If she wants.

    • @DoktorSick
      @DoktorSick Pƙed 3 lety +12

      I don't understand how op keeps going for that. One time should be the first and last time.

    • @crystalm00n86
      @crystalm00n86 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      I would just pull up to her house unannounced when she's there so she has no excuses for making me wait. If she tries to leave, we leave too.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 2 lety

      Man, I definitely would. Or I'd start making excuses as to why we couldn't come visit or why she couldn't come visit. Then if she complained about nobody coming to visit her, then just say, "Well, you stupid bitch, every time we come to visit you're gone for four hours!" She definitely doesn't have any respect for the OP, her son, or her grandkids.

  • @wynautwarrior2161
    @wynautwarrior2161 Pƙed 3 lety +808

    The moment RSlash was talking about the Cowboy thing with has bad western accent, I was so happy. I freaking love Cowboy stuff!

    • @MindokInAh
      @MindokInAh Pƙed 3 lety +22

      It feels like he has been waiting for years for the opportunity to do that :D

    • @cogpamp21schannel4
      @cogpamp21schannel4 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      As a Texan who loves guns, best thing ever

    • @wynautwarrior2161
      @wynautwarrior2161 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @David Reads Never actually thought about this. I'm actually female so I guess it would be Roxie Mercer. Thanks!

    • @vanguardangel6912
      @vanguardangel6912 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      (tips hat in Texan gal) Well thank ya kindly, stranger!

    • @katherineknapp6604
      @katherineknapp6604 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Same. I love John Wanye movies growing up đŸ€ 

  • @FeeeeeF
    @FeeeeeF Pƙed 3 lety +105

    1st one ended up being wholesome. I hope the kid and his mom makes good memories

  • @manimations4233
    @manimations4233 Pƙed 3 lety +289

    Parents: oh man, I don’t want to pay for 2 kids... I KNOW! LET’S LOCK UP THE INFANT!
    *Me wondering how the 9 yr old is still alive*

    • @DarkHeartTheEmo
      @DarkHeartTheEmo Pƙed 3 lety +3

      The things is they would pay more for 2 kids if it here 3 kids they would have to pay more ,but for 2 kids is the same price.

    • @MindokInAh
      @MindokInAh Pƙed 3 lety +18

      OP said he was relatively well behaved, I guess he just learned to survive on he's own :D

    • @fiaflora9585
      @fiaflora9585 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@MindokInAh That’s really sad that he has to do that

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@MindokInAh that’s really sad, no 9 year old has to go through that that just makes you grow up too fast and miss out on childhood.

    • @ravynsong5799
      @ravynsong5799 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      And what's really sad is even when the babysitter DOES charge for two kids, it's not like double their rate or anything, it's usually only a dollar or two extra an hour. So they locked up their baby basically without supervision (since the babysitter had no clue it was there) and probably drugged it with cough syrup or something to keep quiet for nine hours all to save a whopping $10-$20. Good to know exactly how much their child means to them.

  • @365ral
    @365ral Pƙed 3 lety +423

    The EM in the last story needs to be arrested for endangering that infant!

    • @nachtaron
      @nachtaron Pƙed 3 lety +46

      Probably why they left the country, OP's mom for sure tipped CPS off in their direction

    • @bastern89
      @bastern89 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @@nachtaron that's what I was thinking too.

    • @IshbelJekyllhyde
      @IshbelJekyllhyde Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Can you imagine being that babysitter, and the baby poops or something, so he starts crying, and you, as the babysitter, suddenly start hearing ghost baby cries... That would be a shock, particularly if you know about those stories of people playing baby cries outside windows to lure out and attack those inside the house

    • @Kiku91
      @Kiku91 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@IshbelJekyllhyde hol up, people use baby sounds to lure victims?! Fucking hell?!

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw Pƙed 3 lety +1

      why do you think they left the country?

  • @ft.333
    @ft.333 Pƙed 3 lety +142

    My favorite way to say something about America’s freedom is “it’s a free country to do what you want, however you are not free from consequences

    • @bethgreen3449
      @bethgreen3449 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      Yeah, in general on the topic of "what about my personal rights/freedom??!!" I often can only think "what about the rights of other people you're impacting?"
      But this is equally crucial too
      For example, maybe shouting something incredibly maliciously racist at a black family isn't TECHNICALLY against the law, because though undeniably racist and stupid, it's protected under free speech..
      That doesn't mean that you're protected from the father punching you in your stupid face, or the neighborhood uploading your rant to FB and perhaps you'll be fired etc
      You're free to say your stupid shit without the gov locking you up, but that doesn't extend to the gov also then sheilding you from the consequences

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      When these people say "it's a free country", they mean it in the Calvin And Hobbes sense: "I don't mean for everyone else, just for ME!"

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      "free country" what was that really supposed to mean? hey, there are things called "laws", but they think that saying "the country is free" makes the laws disappear

    • @md.abulkalamazad6847
      @md.abulkalamazad6847 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@cuboembaralhado8294 and mandates

    • @nikkinoodlesoup
      @nikkinoodlesoup Pƙed 2 lety

      But if you have enough money, any crime is legal

  • @fiaflora9585
    @fiaflora9585 Pƙed 3 lety +41

    That last story about the baby makes me genuinely angry, that’s so terrible. You can’t leave a baby alone for 9 HOURS! That’s literally the definition of child endangerment.

  • @CorinGray
    @CorinGray Pƙed 3 lety +334

    Nanny story: what baby willing stays quiet for 9 HOURS?!?! What baby does not cry after 9 hours of no food, diaper changes or human contact?!? Then the parents leave the country?!

    • @littlehellkitten9682
      @littlehellkitten9682 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      Yeh I kinda want to call BS on that “story”.

    • @toysruskid5074
      @toysruskid5074 Pƙed 3 lety +78

      Sadly.... there are parents that give benadryl to make them sleep.....

    • @NekoKuro-il8rz
      @NekoKuro-il8rz Pƙed 3 lety +65

      There are horrible people who give babies meds to keep them sleeping and quiet even though it's very dangerous.

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ Pƙed 3 lety +70

      The parents might’ve been drugging the baby to make him/her sleep longer.
      And I’m guessing they left the country because OP’s mom contacted CPS and CPS found evidence of neglect or abuse.

    • @KazzleTheDazzle
      @KazzleTheDazzle Pƙed 3 lety +29

      Sadly some parents are like that, they might drug their child with Benadryl to make them sleep.

  • @SeraliaAerials
    @SeraliaAerials Pƙed 3 lety +126

    The first dad didn’t finish social studies in school. He heard what they tell us in elementary and stopped listening there.

    • @KarmaTube5
      @KarmaTube5 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Free exe downloaded
      Freedom to do anything exe downloaded
      Freedom of speech exe downloaded
      Freedom to take other people’s property downloaded
      Freedom to let kids endanger themselves and cuss out random strangers exe downloaded
      Freedom to be entitled pending

    • @jonmurray7658
      @jonmurray7658 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@KarmaTube5 *turns on task manager*

    • @c.Orange
      @c.Orange Pƙed 3 lety

      @@jonmurray7658 *everything freezes for solid 50 long seconds while taskmanager struggles to open.*

    • @c.Orange
      @c.Orange Pƙed 3 lety

      @@KarmaTube5 when upgrading to 10mb ram is a major upgrade.

  • @henryravolan9321
    @henryravolan9321 Pƙed 3 lety +27

    Who else feels bad for this kid in the second story? His father is probably the most unwittingly entitled person we've seen in a long time. I have rarely seen someone so unaware of basic sense, yet so god damn entitled.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger Pƙed 3 lety +129

    I always love when people take the term "free country" and assumes that it gives them the clear to do anything they want without repercussions. It's "freedom of choice", not "freedom from consequences". But as with anything, they'll only ever apply rules when it benefits them.

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      These are the same people who don't know the true meaning behind the phrases "the customer is always right" and "blood is thicker than water".

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@ScooterBond1970 they probably don't know what "actions speak louder than words" means either

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Muh freedomz!

    • @melodyharpole8272
      @melodyharpole8272 Pƙed 2 lety

      The problem with people like you is you assume that repercussions means the government has the right to arrest people and throw them in jail for doing things that are constitutionally protected.
      You're just another authoritarian control freak like the Communists governments who have killed 100 million people. But you also refuse to condemn communism.

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@melodyharpole8272 😂 Wow. Have another drink.

  • @cmhsky
    @cmhsky Pƙed 3 lety +21

    I really enjoy how OP went out of his way to make sure the kids had a good time with the gun and even gave him contact info for his "other guardian" to bring him. Too often I've seen kids get treated badly because their parents suck

  • @Timetonut
    @Timetonut Pƙed 3 lety +214

    A dead cat is VERY predictable and therefore reliable I’d say.

    • @AfriendlyFemboy
      @AfriendlyFemboy Pƙed 3 lety +14

      Except it’s schrödingers cat

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @@AfriendlyFemboy except it both is and isn’t Shrodinger’s cat

    • @desmond_craddock_5226
      @desmond_craddock_5226 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@camwyn256 except there’s no way to know that until you observe it at which point it’ll no longer be shrodinger’s cat

    • @WybieLoonArts
      @WybieLoonArts Pƙed 3 lety +6

      You're all wonderful :D

    • @prince_sylex
      @prince_sylex Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Just wanted to say that. UNDEAD cats are the unreliable one. Especially Schroedinger's. You don't even know if it's dead or alive.
      (Edit: DANG, got also beat on the Schroedinger's cat joke.)

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 3 lety +82

    Grandma: "Lol I guess they have to wait for me since I'm out, there's nothing they can do about it. XD"
    OP and Family: *Leaves and have fun on their own*
    Grandma: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      She's also a massive hypocrite. She's pissed when they're not waiting for her to show up, yet when they wait for her to come to their house, she cancels on them like "oopsie, my bad!"

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      No, surprised *Karen* face

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 Pƙed 3 lety +148

    You’ll be surprised how many plane Karen’s ask for a complete strangers phone so their “precious baby” can play on it but they hadn’t teached their kid not to talk to strangers.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@MatchieMun you gotta treat 'em like cartoon vampires and find your holy symbol to brandish lmao

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Pƙed 2 lety

      I would be truly shocked if someone ask for my phone. The only time I could ever envisage me handing my phone over is if there were some sort of emergency or a bad accident

  • @richardp5920
    @richardp5920 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    I’m expecting a follow up to the gun story: “TIFU by encouraging a 15 y/o to join my gun club, resulting in his mom shooting and killing his father”
    Seriously, that guy has anger issues. I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes his anger out on his wife and kid.

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya Pƙed 3 lety +6

      I'm hoping that they are divorced and this was just his weekend with his dad but that is the best case scenario...

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Well I mean he sounds like the kind of asshole where it'd be better for everyone in the long run if he were out of the picture...

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 Pƙed 3 lety

      In that situation wouldn't he be posting in r/TIDTRT?

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@Juicewski2 What’s that.

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@wannabehistorian371 Today i did the right thing, based on the narrative that the father is a violent man, she probably would be protecting herself and her son.

  • @shannonp1656
    @shannonp1656 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    The teen, rifle, and jerk dad: I own firearms. My son owns firearms. I would never handle firearms in front of my grandchildren without parental permission each time, much less let the children handle them. OP was just being respectful of the parents. Jeez.

  • @chaeminkim5914
    @chaeminkim5914 Pƙed 3 lety +65

    "Do you need some bullet with this gun, kid?"
    "Yes!"

    • @treasuretotrash2067
      @treasuretotrash2067 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      “Some bullet”

    • @chaeminkim5914
      @chaeminkim5914 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@treasuretotrash2067 I'd say some, since i have no intention of collecting them from the body

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny Pƙed 3 lety +31

    Good grief.. Rule number 1 of gun safety, all firearms should be treated AS IF they are loaded at ALL TIMES.

    • @samuraitoaster
      @samuraitoaster Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @TheSystem You assume it’s loaded so that you don’t accidentally put a bullet somewhere you don’t want it to go. The point being, don’t take your friends word for it or even trust yourself without fully checking to make sure. People make mistakes, and gun safety rules are there to mitigate them.

    • @samuraitoaster
      @samuraitoaster Pƙed 2 lety

      @TheSystem Wait you weren’t being serious? Lol I had no idea
      These rules help if people follow them stringently đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïž

  • @brittanybesecker6153
    @brittanybesecker6153 Pƙed 3 lety +68

    The Quigley rifle is indeed a "big gun". My grandpa has a replica and it's a beast 😊

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      It’s an amazing gun!!! My brother is saving up any cent he has to buy one!

    • @buzzyboi1037
      @buzzyboi1037 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Imma search it
      Edit: Damn boi it looks noice

  • @_DandyAndy
    @_DandyAndy Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Holy shit that last story dropped my jaw to the floor. I don't understand how someone could knowingly leave their own child locked in a room for 9+ hours with no food, comfort, anything, and exactly like rSlash said, what if there was a fire or something? Electrical fires happen all the time, to the fault of no one and that baby would have unfortunately been a goner. People are so smooth brained that it's mind blowing.

  • @RewindOGTeeHee
    @RewindOGTeeHee Pƙed 3 lety +43

    "If he can't shoot when he's 4, what makes you think he's gonna succeed at shooting his shot later on?" 💀

    • @365ral
      @365ral Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Oh you don't have to worry about that if he's already killed himself.

    • @HobieInTheBox
      @HobieInTheBox Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Parents like this are some of the worst. Guns are so dangerous and these parents are delusional and a danger to people and their own children.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@HobieInTheBox And this is exactly why the trope "Lethally Stupid" happens to exist, or at least one of the many reasons for why.

  • @SuperExodian
    @SuperExodian Pƙed 3 lety +10

    "MAKE HER CHANGE IT MOMMY!"
    kid, if you don't want to see the murder, maybe... don't watch?

  • @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902

    Last story: They left the country unexpectedly... Something tells me they already did that before because they know their ways placed a target on their backs from CPS

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 Pƙed 3 lety +125

    I hope that everyone is having a good Tuesday.

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza Pƙed 3 lety +29

    rSlash’s Southern accent is absolutely amazing, solid 10/10. I dunno how accurate it is as I’m from Scotland, but I’d like to think all southerners sound exactly like rSlash!

    • @clintonjhowerton9438
      @clintonjhowerton9438 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      There are diffrent types of southern they all sound the same but have diffrent levels of accent. For example someone from Alabama has a more noticable southern drawl then me (I'm from Floridia)

    • @katrinawendel2647
      @katrinawendel2647 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @ZombieSazza His exaggerated Southern accent isn't really it at all. Source: I am from the South and have traveled to many regions in the South.

    • @Rolbell
      @Rolbell Pƙed 3 lety +7

      I love rSlash, but the accent is a cartoon southern accent. It’s kind of like Mike Myers’ “Scottish” accent he uses for Fat Bastard. Not even close to accurate, but recognizable as what it’s supposed to be.

    • @lynnettejohnson595
      @lynnettejohnson595 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I'm Southern and the answer is no we don't. But he's funny. đŸ€·â€â™€ïž

    • @tiredman99
      @tiredman99 Pƙed 3 lety

      That's actually not how they sound at all. Sure maybe some do but most don't.

  • @bestlaptop_psn
    @bestlaptop_psn Pƙed 3 lety +18

    You'll never find a Karen on Jet Blue for anyone that's flying

  • @loganevans4389
    @loganevans4389 Pƙed 3 lety +53

    Perfect timing!! My train just got here: the best way to pass the time!!

  • @crazeeaz
    @crazeeaz Pƙed 3 lety +48

    The idiocy of telling an armed person you can do what you want astounds me.

    • @tfivegames
      @tfivegames Pƙed 3 lety +3

      It's because they were at a club / range, so you pretty much know most people there are sane and won't risk their freedom to shoot you over silly confrontations.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@tfivegames it wasn’t, it was at a park


  • @corpselisa9704
    @corpselisa9704 Pƙed 3 lety +183

    does anyone think that rslash has a wheel of rslash stories like entitled parents and the others and he just spins it and whatever it lands on is the topic of the video for the day

    • @furiousryan6917
      @furiousryan6917 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Then 95% of the wheel is entitled parents and choosing beggars

    • @moyo5399
      @moyo5399 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@furiousryan6917 Its probably a schedule. For example: Monday: choosing beggars. Tuesday: entitled parents. ect. I don't know for sure but that's what I think

    • @xmegatoyreview7217
      @xmegatoyreview7217 Pƙed 3 lety

      Yes he does

    • @elizabethortego2588
      @elizabethortego2588 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      He also tends to use the exact same stories multiple times per week, if not more. I love his narration and his videos, but there was a video recently that I just couldn't sit through since literally over half of it was just the exact same content he had posted maybe a day or two before, like nearly 10 minutes of it. Obviously not everyone is a daily listener or anything, so it's not going to bother anyone, but I had to do a double-take because I thought I might be going crazy.

    • @gothicgolem2947
      @gothicgolem2947 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@elizabethortego2588 huh??? i watch his videos alotttt and have started oing it daily and ive never seen that ever perhaps it was a editing error

  • @aaliyahblackie5183
    @aaliyahblackie5183 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I got dumped with a baby and didn't think much of it until now. How do you simply forget a baby in a carseat? Thank God I don't babysit for that Karen anymore

  • @woofy1988
    @woofy1988 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    7:05
    Idiot from the story: "What are you doing on my property?!"
    Me: "It's a free country, so I'm makin' myself a sandwich. Want one?"

    • @caralhogames533
      @caralhogames533 Pƙed 3 lety

      "yea sure"

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Pƙed 3 lety

      @@caralhogames533 tbh this kind of interaction would probably happen in somewhere like iceland where everybody's pretty chill lmao

    • @shawnhunter7581
      @shawnhunter7581 Pƙed 3 lety

      I used to call my grandmother dragon lady.

  • @maxime2428
    @maxime2428 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    A Karen in a inclosed area with you that you can’t get out = bad news

  • @maieen2665
    @maieen2665 Pƙed 3 lety +45

    Sounds like Plane Karens should be its own subreddit if it isn't already.

  • @TheBubblegumgirl14
    @TheBubblegumgirl14 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I'd be so scared to hear a baby cry when I didn't expect one to be home. Surprised the baby didn't cry once during 9 hours

    • @annesophie4037
      @annesophie4037 Pƙed 3 lety

      My child sleeps a LOT, up to 13 hours. He's not sick he's just a good sleeper but i would never leave him alone... just the thought of what could've gone wrong gives me goosebumps. That poor babysitter and even worse the poor children

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Pƙed 3 lety +23

    Perhaps the most American Entitled Parent in history.

    • @juno1752
      @juno1752 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      AmeriKaren? AmeriKevin?

  • @SentientCatfish
    @SentientCatfish Pƙed 3 lety +34

    Hell yeah the second I opened CZcams this showed up

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    That entitled mother in law is probably one of those types that will just barge into your house when she wants but can't even be home when she expect you at her house.

  • @JennaGetsCreative
    @JennaGetsCreative Pƙed 3 lety +2

    As a parent I'm absolutely horrified by the last story. Not only was the babysitter not informed that there was an infant in the house, the infant didn't make itself known for 9 hours?! What did they do to the baby to make it stay quiet that long! What if it smothered and died!

  • @didyasaysomethin2me
    @didyasaysomethin2me Pƙed 3 lety +2

    The parents were gone for NINE HOURS and the baby never cried once? That's just as disturbing as the fact that they didn't even bother telling OP that there was a baby. In that length of time if would've needed at least one diaper change, not to mention that it was probably starving. Just how neglected is this kid if it seems to have already figured out that crying is futile?!

  • @Daniel-mm8yb
    @Daniel-mm8yb Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Most children can handle the responsibility of a firearm, however the fathers reaction has me a bit hesitant

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar Pƙed 2 lety +1

      At least it seems the mother was far more cordial.

  • @tmntaddict
    @tmntaddict Pƙed 3 lety +3

    "Plane Karens." There are official species variants! 😆😆

  • @phoenixdarkmoon8040
    @phoenixdarkmoon8040 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Omg that last one just makes my heart break and race knowing that at some point that baby woke up and was likely crying and screaming until it was exhausted and it's tiny little brain finally made it go into survival mode and just be quiet. OR worse, the parents gave the baby something to make it sleep for those full 9 hours. Someone please save this baby

  • @mbyerly9680
    @mbyerly9680 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    The dad about the gun must be part of the Sovereign Citizen movement.

  • @zoemockford2112
    @zoemockford2112 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    "There's a whole in a world like a great black pit, and it's filled with Karens' with smelly arm pits."

  • @o1iv395
    @o1iv395 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    The nine year old likes South Park- that sounds like me when I was seven 😂

    • @akumabazooka9169
      @akumabazooka9169 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      6 for me, I had watched zombie movies, I have been listening to eminem since then too, south park is one of my all time favorite shows

    • @max-UH-million
      @max-UH-million Pƙed 3 lety

      @@akumabazooka9169 I was just too busy playing skylanders (if u played post your Main down below

    • @o1iv395
      @o1iv395 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@akumabazooka9169 for me it was South Park, family guy for as long as I can remember, Rick and morty, and American dad lol

  • @annahs.channel
    @annahs.channel Pƙed 3 lety +2

    That cowboy story was really sweet. I’m glad OP didn’t take it out on the kid.

  • @stickiedmin6508
    @stickiedmin6508 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    13:40
    "Roads-ee-an?"
    Oh dear...
    Say it with me. "Rho-Dee-Zhun."

    • @catkin567
      @catkin567 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Came here looking for comments on that !!

  • @fletcher0411
    @fletcher0411 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    The irony of somebody calling a Karen because I have a bratty child while simultaneously acting like a Karen because neither of them were wearing their mask correctly so that was annoying..... 🙄😂

    • @gothicgolem2947
      @gothicgolem2947 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      huh what do you mean

    • @RevokFarthis
      @RevokFarthis Pƙed 3 lety +1

      You having a stroke there bud?

    • @fletcher0411
      @fletcher0411 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@gothicgolem2947 the so-called Karen is complaining about the original posters movie watching experience despite the fact that the original poster has the freedom to do as they so please because you know America. Yet the original poster is complaining about the so-called Karen not wearing their mask properly despite the fact that the Karen should also have the right to do as she pleases. Forcing people to wear a mask is no different than trying to force somebody to not watch a movie that you don't like.
      You really need to learn to tie these things together so that you don't look like a hypocrite when you start complaining otherwise it really makes your entire argument seem idiotic

    • @gothicgolem2947
      @gothicgolem2947 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@fletcher0411 i mean tbh it could have been the law at the time to wear masks and she didnt say anything and its about saving people

    • @corginand
      @corginand Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@fletcher0411 that sounded more like something she thought but didn't tell the other person, unlike the EP who actually told OP to stop watching a movie. Also if the airline was enforcing mask usage then she would have been in the right to call them out for that.

  • @randymouser3816
    @randymouser3816 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Hm...I gotta say that dead cats are extremely reliable. They always are there...

  • @hyperfixedandhopeless995
    @hyperfixedandhopeless995 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I bet the mom of the bride is going to show up to her daughter's wedding in a white lace dress. She is exactly that type lol

  • @allien6495
    @allien6495 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Story two is just:
    I am heavy weapons guy.
    And this... Is my gun.

  • @Camoking-ks1iz
    @Camoking-ks1iz Pƙed 3 lety +13

    We need more entitled parents and kids videos

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske Pƙed 3 lety +5

    The relief I felt when I realized he wasn't going to be doing the accent for the whole story.

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I was worried I would have to skip the main story if it continued...

  • @Alyrulz421
    @Alyrulz421 Pƙed rokem +2

    I’m glad OP in the second story protected her kid from the selfish grandma. My mother was like that too, she even missed my high school graduation. Like OP, I’m not gonna tolerate that happening to my kids, damn generational trauma and abuse

  • @richardweighill8556
    @richardweighill8556 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I find the baby story a bit though to believe. I’ve never walked into a house with a baby and not known it instantly. There are so many clues starting with smell. Baby products or packaging in the fridge, cupboards, counters. Not to mention toys. And in 9 hours a 9 year old never once mentions “the baby”?

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder Pƙed 3 lety +11

    America is actually one of the least free countries as it’s one of the few countries that still have the death penalty amount many other reasons

  • @tommyquangta1
    @tommyquangta1 Pƙed 3 lety +15

    I abandoned a shitty resin story time video for this masterpiece

  • @LickTheShaft
    @LickTheShaft Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I have a Ridgeback, about 8 years old, she's pretty awesome. And yes they can be aggressive because they were originally used to hunt lions, but mine is all-chill and bark, zero bite.
    That is definitely a red flag because just having a dog, period, should be mentioned up-front because last time I checked, having a dog allergy is most certainly a thing for some people.

  • @gamerguy9961
    @gamerguy9961 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "We're nerds with guns" that's the best kind of nerd

  • @zamanimvukela4573
    @zamanimvukela4573 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Someone yesterday commented that today was gonna be an entitled parents video đŸ€Ł wherever you are hats off to you sir.

  • @mrdoge9508
    @mrdoge9508 Pƙed 3 lety +16

    That's honestly the first time I've heard "Rhodesian" pronounced like that. Interesting.

    • @AndrewHalliwell
      @AndrewHalliwell Pƙed 3 lety

      Indeed. He's probably too young to remember what Zimbabwe was called before independence...

    • @richardp5920
      @richardp5920 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      And isn’t “Rhodesian Ridgeback” one of the dragons from Harry Potter?

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Yep.
      For those wondering, it's more like row DEEZ shen

    • @MasterVideoStudios
      @MasterVideoStudios Pƙed 2 lety

      @@AndrewHalliwell You mean before it was illegally occupied by an illegitimate communist government

    • @AndrewHalliwell
      @AndrewHalliwell Pƙed 2 lety

      @@MasterVideoStudios Um... Occupied? From which country? There's a difference between a revolution and an invasion y'know. Mugabe wasn't an invader, so how could he occupy his own country?

  • @skittles1586
    @skittles1586 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    "This is America! It is a free country!"
    *Canada:*

    • @SCP-469
      @SCP-469 Pƙed 3 lety

      What do you mean?

  • @Carbonated_Milk6440
    @Carbonated_Milk6440 Pƙed 2 lety

    6:32 He had the perfect moment to change "quickly" to "quigley"

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Oooh, a sharps. Nice gun. Wasn’t the one in the movie customized for a different round than the standard sharps?

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I belive it ran a .45-70, or at least the replicas do

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 Pƙed 3 lety

      The Sharps is like the General of guns! My brother wants a Sharps and I hope he gets it one day!

  • @jukebox_draws
    @jukebox_draws Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I’m the author of the first story and I can confirm, plane Karen’s are a different breed of Karen đŸ™„đŸ€š

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 Pƙed 3 lety

      Hey Op1. If you get the chance, try to find the concert version of Sweeney Todd. Patti Lapone as Mrs. Lovette is a blast.

    • @jukebox_draws
      @jukebox_draws Pƙed 3 lety

      @@starbird3939 I haven’t seen that one :0 I’ll definitely check it out. I saw the stage performance recorded in 1982 with George Hearn and Angela Lansbury first before seeing the movie

  • @lisak78
    @lisak78 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "My mom just upgraded her wedding ring because my engagement ring was too nice"
    CZcams ad - "Mom's, Mom's, Mom's, Mom's"

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The ring thing caught my attention. I got engaged in 2013 and several years later my friend texted me on April Fools day telling me she got engaged. I had already been pranked that day so I was like "suuuure...", and then she sent me a pic of what looked like my own finger with the exact same ring :D I initially thought she had taken a pic of my finger in secret (we have similar hands) but it turned out her boyfriend had picked out the EXACT same ring as mine without knowing (white gold, 13 tiny diamonds, not too expensive). This was all fine and we still laugh about it since we just thought it was a funny coincidence. But then my friend's mother saw the ring, and hastily decided to get engaged to her boyfriend, with the EXACT same ring but in yellow gold. This is when my friend saw red about her mom. It even turned out my friend's mom had booked a wedding time on the same day in the same place as her like an hour apart, "just because". As far as I know, my friend's mom and her bf didn't have any immediate plans of getting engaged and married back then, but apparently getting married on the same day as her own daughter was the exact right time. Smh

  • @fireiron369
    @fireiron369 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    EP: “gIvE mY cHiLd YoUr GuN¡?”
    Me: Look I’ll give him one bullet ok?
    EP: Well that’s-
    Me: *shoots child

  • @RockismyAir
    @RockismyAir Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I love Sweeney Todd too.

  • @clopterbug1
    @clopterbug1 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    OMG OP's mother in law is my father in law!! He wants us to visit and either cancels, isn't there or if he is there, demands we do housework for him. He never visited even if he said he would. He cusses us out and belittles us every chance he gets. We tried to tell him a few times we were moving across the country a few times before we left but he would start his pity me fits or start fighting so we didn't. When he found out he cussed us out, tried to do the pity me thing and said he is removing us from the will if we don't come back. FYI he was the one who kept telling us he has no real family in the area over and over, we lived 1 hr away. The final staws was when he called me the r word, IQ of 163, because I proved him wrong and his harassment of our youngest son. He has pushed his entire family away because he has to be right and have everyone do as he instructs and punishes family by suing them, harrassment, or removal from will. We're done. His daughter even moved across country also. Some people have to be so dominant of everything it's rediculace!

  • @ILoveRedPandas95
    @ILoveRedPandas95 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    The last one reminded me of another r/slash story where a dog-sitter was asked to look after a families dog while they were going away for as few days
    She met the dog a couple days beforehand to get a idea on the type of dog and what it's like
    It all went fine
    Then on the night the couple went away she thought she'd be greeted by the dog
    Nope, there was a 9 year old girl there
    OP asked about the dog and if the people who left were her parents
    The little girl said they borrowed the dog from next door and the couple were her parents
    OP was pissed at the fact that they left a child alone with a complete stranger and expected her to look after the child when she's a dog sitter
    So she gave the girl something to eat while she contacted CPS and the police and explained what happened

  • @Anastasia-xr7hs
    @Anastasia-xr7hs Pƙed 3 lety +11

    not me actually refreshing your page for the past five minutes bc I couldn't wait for the video 🙈

  • @BinbrookPaintball
    @BinbrookPaintball Pƙed 3 lety +5

    7 comments in 40 seconds... jheeeez you've blown up!!! Good for you man!

  • @LA-yk5si
    @LA-yk5si Pƙed 3 lety

    Considering the fact that the 9 year old didn’t say anything for 9 HOURS about a baby upstairs, I wouldn’t trust him one bit to warn the babysitter in case of an emergency. Best case scenario, the kid was so focused on the movie that they forgot about the baby.

  • @KumiChan2004
    @KumiChan2004 Pƙed 3 lety

    Man. I've been lucky. Every time I've been on a plane the person next to me is typically chill and minds their own business. The last time the guy and I said all of two words to each other. "Hey." The when getting off. "Bye."

  • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
    @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    You'd think in the gun-toting culture of the USA, we'd be MORE intelligent about gun safety all things considered, right? Oh well...

  • @reh3884
    @reh3884 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    The last story: that means this baby wasn't fed or had a diaper change for 7 hours.

  • @Iyiouseismouse
    @Iyiouseismouse Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    I’ve had friends try to pawn their kids off on me before
 it’s annoying. Just because I’m good with kids doesn’t mean I want to babysit or be responsible for their kids well being, I have had one couple show up to hang out and try to finesse me with “ok, we have some errands, we’ll leave (kid) here and be back in a few hours. Here is the bottle/ snack bag.” This has elicited a “oh heck no.” a handful of times. I’m not gonna have your rug rat get into the kitchen chemicals or hurt themselves with tools or choke on a loose nail or screw then all of a sudden I’m a villain. No thank you!

  • @af22man
    @af22man Pƙed 3 lety +1

    As someone who had been around guns all his life, holding an unloaded firearm is no big deal. But that parent was waaay to aggressive.

  • @randycarter2001
    @randycarter2001 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    It is a free country. You can do whatever you want UNTIL it infringes on the rights of others. You can go out in the middle of the desert and jump around naked screaming to your heart's content. Do it in downtown Manhattan then there's a problem.

  • @Martynde
    @Martynde Pƙed 3 lety +4

    don't let the kid watch the Christmas Critters episode of South Park even if his parents are okay with him watching the show.

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya Pƙed 3 lety

      I have a feeling they don't care enough to know what South Park is beyond a cartoon! I'm 30 and I watch South Park and I won't let my kids watch till they are WAY older! When will parents learn that adult animation is a thing and it is not okay for young kids to watch.

  • @AmyoftheFlowerField
    @AmyoftheFlowerField Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Is it bad that anytime someone has the word "crotchgoblins" in their story, I immediately think "Yeah, that story isn't real"?

    • @quartzskull8772
      @quartzskull8772 Pƙed 3 lety

      They can't add in words after the initial thing happened

  • @Bomber-dt6ej
    @Bomber-dt6ej Pƙed 3 lety +1

    your voices for karens are still godly

  • @maksimbolonkin
    @maksimbolonkin Pƙed 3 lety +3

    People who talk about their guns like they are alive creep me out. The same goes for cars and other inanimate objects.

  • @hill_side
    @hill_side Pƙed 3 lety +3

    "give my kid your gun!" normal america to me

  • @buttnugget3121
    @buttnugget3121 Pƙed 3 lety

    As a past babysitter who had a child say to “put the baby down on the ground and stomp” sometimes kids don’t care about the well being of their baby siblings. I would never put the fate of the baby on the nine year old- always let someone know you have extra kids. It’s better to pay extra an hour than to
 I dont know
 go to prison for neglect and child death?

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny Pƙed 3 lety +1

    That's not a Grandmother. That's a waste of human flesh.

  • @Bloo274
    @Bloo274 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Good morning y’all! A quick joke for ya. What kind of shirts do dinosaurs wear? TriceraTops!

  • @jakeagurerpower7126
    @jakeagurerpower7126 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    First

  • @RibbinOpinion
    @RibbinOpinion Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I'm so SO SO thankful that I don't come from a family of wedding-minded women. No one cared about rings or how big they are (except my sister, but she LOVES jewelry in general). I was not raised with the notion that a bigger ring equals a better man/marriage. My mother only has bigger rings now because my stepdad loves to spoil her. My sister gets her rings professionally checked, cleaned, polished, and tightened because that's how she is. My ring is a family heirloom from my inlaws. Even my sister loves is, and it's tiny compared to her huge rocks, LOL. So wow, during my own wedding, I was so lost and didn't know what to do, but so thankful that I know rings are just a symbol and you're just as married without one on your finger. EF that mom.

  • @angelashortall9778
    @angelashortall9778 Pƙed 3 lety

    op in that gun story was just so great. i love him

  • @gabrielhatesajr
    @gabrielhatesajr Pƙed 3 lety

    my favorite quote of 2021 is "we're just nerds with guns."

  • @bxnvrr763
    @bxnvrr763 Pƙed 3 lety

    The second to last story had my husband questioning me if I had written it about my MIL lol he didn't fully believe me until OP got to the 4th of July 😂

  • @willthefishy
    @willthefishy Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Back on one of my first flights as a kid, I had a really nice gentleman notice that I was bored and he offered to give me his tablet for the flight so I could play fruit ninja! It was awesome and I had never had a gadget before so it was pretty new to me.

  • @shushiiii
    @shushiiii Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "nerds with guns" sounds like a good movie/anime idea