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    Honest Trailers | F9: The Fast Saga
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Title Design: Robert Holtby
    Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
    Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
    Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
    Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
    Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
    Executive Producer: Roth Cornet
    #HonestTrailers
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  • @cokeacolazzz
    @cokeacolazzz Před 2 lety +3345

    Dom was so focused on his family, he forgot he had a brother

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 Před 2 lety +89

      That sounds about right even though it makes no sense but hey these movies stopped making sense a long time ago so i guess we're good!

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff Před 2 lety +22

      Nah if you seen the movie, it's more of a macho thing where one won the race and one lost; there were stakes involved xD

    • @deadross3894
      @deadross3894 Před 2 lety +10

      I forgor 💀

    • @rafiqjarjous7542
      @rafiqjarjous7542 Před 2 lety +7

      ya know , at the end its all about family XD

    • @ErenYeager-00666
      @ErenYeager-00666 Před 2 lety +46

      Because his brother was John Cena . . you cant see him . 😂😂

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 Před 2 lety +5146

    When he said "prepare to go back in time", I suddenly realized what the plot of F11 was gonna be....

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 Před 2 lety +121

      Tenet

    • @khawajabasit977
      @khawajabasit977 Před 2 lety +588

      They'll probably build the time machine out of Dom's Charger and it will be powered by the love of FAMILY!!!

    • @giulioscanferlato9693
      @giulioscanferlato9693 Před 2 lety +91

      I would fucking watch that

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 Před 2 lety +73

      I would not have been surprised if Looper was Fast Saga afterall..and that's the only way Bruce Willis would get dragged in.

    • @RKH991
      @RKH991 Před 2 lety +30

      Dont give them ideas

  • @AntaresTwo6
    @AntaresTwo6 Před 2 lety +1086

    Next villain: Brian O'Connor's father's brother's cousin's former roommate....

  • @K10___
    @K10___ Před 2 lety +1070

    “Driving through Jurassic Park To fight a BOSS baby !!!"
    F10's Writer : Write that down , WRITE THAT DOWNNNNN !!!

    • @miqvPL
      @miqvPL Před 2 lety +34

      at this point I don't see why not. But only if at one point we see them being chased by velociraptors driving a sport car

    • @wesleyoldham4222
      @wesleyoldham4222 Před 2 lety +16

      ​@@miqvPL Raptors driving a sports car would be awesome!

    • @oshi8ooP
      @oshi8ooP Před 2 lety +13

      You think that wasn't already on the board? They literally made a "why do they look like Minions" joke. Trust me, F10 is gonna have Minions!!

    • @jessicahogan7248
      @jessicahogan7248 Před 2 lety +8

      Pitch Meeting has entered the chat

    • @itsjustaryaa
      @itsjustaryaa Před 2 lety

      😂😂

  • @Tzgrey77
    @Tzgrey77 Před 2 lety +2466

    "he found a more submissive wrestler who knows the pecking order" 🤣

    • @mmatatimaphoto766
      @mmatatimaphoto766 Před 2 lety +73

      Damn I now realize this was directed towards John Cena's submission to China😂

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @_____2219
      @_____2219 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh my god that jab

  • @Ken.leimeister
    @Ken.leimeister Před 2 lety +899

    "....steal the magic bowl that Charlize uses to cut her hair"
    that was a good one, hahaha

    • @nmv33
      @nmv33 Před 2 lety +21

      Haha, love that one and the one about the sexual chemistry/tension between Helen and Vin.

    • @ladymopar2024
      @ladymopar2024 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nmv33 Helen Mirren wanted to be in some of those movies so bad, we all signed a petition to have her in the movie what that that was cute

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland Před 2 lety +943

    Honestly, I think the F & F movies are incredibly progressive the way they adventerously give under-represented groups a chance to do high profile Hollywood work. Allowing 7 year olds to write the scripts. Amazing!

    • @theguileraven7014
      @theguileraven7014 Před 2 lety +46

      Pretty sure Shark Boy and Lava Girl did the 7 year old writing the script thing first.

    • @avichaldas4615
      @avichaldas4615 Před 2 lety +42

      Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @axhen
      @axhen Před rokem +4

      @@theguileraven7014 ngl Skarboy and Lavagirl made more sense

    • @joejunior5991
      @joejunior5991 Před rokem

      ever since Paul Walker Death i stop watching Fast and Furious Movies ever since
      Fast Furious without Paul Walker is Fast Furious in name only

    • @TheLivingThanos
      @TheLivingThanos Před rokem +6

      The only problem with F&F franchise is that it doesn't admit it's a live action cartoon

  • @bobman929
    @bobman929 Před 2 lety +440

    It was always a joke that they would go to space. These guys must be friends with the sharknado writers.

    • @kryptonavenger2024
      @kryptonavenger2024 Před 2 lety +27

      I'm gonna just assume that in the next film they're gonna drive a car to the moon. Or to Mars.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Před 2 lety +15

      It was also a joke that americans would elect Schwarzenegger until they did.

    • @AdamMcKraken
      @AdamMcKraken Před 2 lety +7

      to be honest sharknado is more scientifically accurate than this movie

    • @mauriceisaac3646
      @mauriceisaac3646 Před 2 lety

      @@kryptonavenger2024 Or another dimension.

    • @Imlaor25
      @Imlaor25 Před 2 lety +3

      This is basically Sharknado with a bigger budget.
      And cars instead of sharks.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 Před 2 lety +2349

    “You can’t see him, and he can’t see Taiwan.”
    I’m done… 😆

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 Před 2 lety +48

      Peace, at any costs.

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 Před 2 lety +118

      And he suddenly lost a lot of my respect for him.

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před 2 lety +109

      @@davecullins1606 To me, Cena apologizing to China is a real “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation. I know it’s easy for guys like us to say “I would never do that”. But let’s be honest, if you were in his shoes, a famous celebrity making movies and China being the place where it’s market makes MASSIVE amounts of money for your movie, and you unintentionally saying something that could possibly hurt your career moving forward, would you REALLY say no apologizing? At the end of the day, it’s nothing personal... It’s strictly business. Don't get me wrong, it sucks that he has to apologize to China because they said Taiwan is not a country. But again, if you were in his shoes, what are you gonna do?

    • @ttdttd4211
      @ttdttd4211 Před 2 lety +69

      @@comixproviderftw_02 yeah thats gonna be a big NO from me dawg... I have my dignity.

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před 2 lety +26

      @@ttdttd4211 Like I said, it’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

  • @akibmahbubkhan7225
    @akibmahbubkhan7225 Před 2 lety +1039

    "You can't see him and he can't see Taiwan" damn savage !!!!

    • @Tool0GT92
      @Tool0GT92 Před 2 lety +63

      John Cena is such a tool

    • @kimiyamk
      @kimiyamk Před 2 lety +35

      I literally just subscribed to the channel for the sole reason that they had the balls to make that roast.

    • @rushsale5086
      @rushsale5086 Před 2 lety +12

      I love honest trailers for this

    • @imadeanaccounttocomment7800
      @imadeanaccounttocomment7800 Před 2 lety +6

      @@kimiyamk Yes the balls to let the mostly western audience hear exactly what they want to hear and what they came for I’m sure they will be losing sleep for losing two subscribers who were communist bots.

    • @supercoops3703
      @supercoops3703 Před 2 lety +10

      I'd never seen that clip before and goddamn I cringed into the next room

  • @professorwho6315
    @professorwho6315 Před 2 lety +129

    I'm calling it now, F10 will be a soft-reboot featuring time travel where they go and "What If" the first film.

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Před 2 lety +153

    honestly i appreciate the effort they put into the car puns. they still haven't given up after 9 films, even though the film franchise did a long time ago.

  • @onespeedyboi9835
    @onespeedyboi9835 Před 2 lety +1594

    "He can't see Taiwan", Brutal.

    • @juliansenfr
      @juliansenfr Před 2 lety +209

      Dude's American & he's apologizing like his life depended on it
      Geez.

    • @nikodragovic2970
      @nikodragovic2970 Před 2 lety +88

      Shows you how much power they wield. Clearly it's not just money.

    • @exp.6810
      @exp.6810 Před 2 lety +146

      Its all about the money

    • @bc-518
      @bc-518 Před 2 lety +33

      why bother to apologize if they are not going to be happy anyway

    • @invisanon
      @invisanon Před 2 lety +66

      @@nikodragovic2970 It is quite literally all about their money because money is power.

  • @YBSwift
    @YBSwift Před 2 lety +1350

    I feel like the fast and furious franchise has to start a multiverse at this point 😂

  • @Mr.BobsDog
    @Mr.BobsDog Před 2 lety +109

    “This is it.”
    “What?”
    “If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.”
    “Come on, Sam”

    • @rated6036
      @rated6036 Před 2 lety +3

      What fuckery is this on my screen?

  • @Sansastories
    @Sansastories Před 2 lety +213

    Helen miren who has more sexual chemistry with Dom in 5 minutes than with Dom with Michelle Rodriquez throughout the entire franchise 😂😂😂

    • @winifredobianuju1014
      @winifredobianuju1014 Před 2 lety +17

      Aswear. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. So 💯 % accurate

    • @Beibash86
      @Beibash86 Před 2 lety +1

      That's sick😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thizzlemetimbrs8194
      @thizzlemetimbrs8194 Před 2 lety

      Aside from the first movie, yup. I thought vin might've been 🍓 for a second but turns out I was wrong 🤷

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 Před 2 lety +6

      @@thizzlemetimbrs8194 lmao even in the first movie Dom had more chemistry with fucking Brian than Letty 😂

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 Před 2 lety +1

      yes, we did watch the video too and heard that line.

  • @datsapaddlin6449
    @datsapaddlin6449 Před 2 lety +520

    Dom “I don’t need a honest trailer…because I got family…”

    • @theswullnasty3353
      @theswullnasty3353 Před 2 lety +2

      an honest*** 😉

    • @householdisnotaproblem
      @householdisnotaproblem Před 2 lety

      @@theswullnasty3353 it’s not a vowel

    • @theswullnasty3353
      @theswullnasty3353 Před 2 lety +5

      @@householdisnotaproblem Tony, my friend. The use of "a" or "an" depends on the SOUND of the first letter. Vowel SOUNDS are preceded by “an”. Words like honest are unique since the letter "h" isn’t pronounced. So we pronounce the “on” sound instead, which is a vowel SOUND preceded by “an”. This is similar to words like honor and hour. For example:
      It’s been “an” honor.
      I’ve waited “an” hour.

    • @householdisnotaproblem
      @householdisnotaproblem Před 2 lety +1

      @@theswullnasty3353 I get what you mean now

  • @danamonagan496
    @danamonagan496 Před 2 lety +444

    “Driving through Jurassic Park” sounds like it could be the plot of a future movie in this franchise 😂😂

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan Před 2 lety +76

    I haven't watched these movies, only the trailers, and my jaw dropped on this one. They actually freaking went to space in a car . . . you have GOT to be kidding me. Like, no one on set could've had a straight face while shooting that.

    • @malvizuris
      @malvizuris Před 2 lety +2

      Well Elon did that in real life. Or did he?

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 Před 2 lety +4

      The director actually said he was considering going to space, and he didn't dissapoint

    • @MarkoH01
      @MarkoH01 Před 2 lety +11

      The best thing about it ... they used diving suits to be safe in space!

    • @beyondalldreams
      @beyondalldreams Před rokem +1

      honestly this scene was good / they had worse scenes in this movie

  • @gutz166
    @gutz166 Před 2 lety +356

    Just wait...they eventually would gives us a Fast and Furious : Transformers.

    • @OzgeKatip
      @OzgeKatip Před 2 lety +7

      ...a crossover with Megas XLR? :o

    • @preferatulfetelor8827
      @preferatulfetelor8827 Před 2 lety +5

      Huh...this actually can be good

    • @blueraccoon1088
      @blueraccoon1088 Před 2 lety +4

      Both are awesome ideas. I had a family member that would want to see that and I know who will be the perfect decepticons in the crossover: the stunticons.

    • @fnnerfer1191
      @fnnerfer1191 Před 2 lety +3

      I would totally watch that!!!!

    • @ranvabclc
      @ranvabclc Před 2 lety +5

      Preach!!! And also after that, Fast & Furious : Independence Transformers.

  • @ianchandler4649
    @ianchandler4649 Před 2 lety +582

    “Somehow Jacob returned.” -Dom, Car Wars Episode IX: Phantom MeNos.

    • @nboy7
      @nboy7 Před 2 lety +17

      More like somehow Han returned.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates Před 2 lety +9

      @@nboy7 so *Han: a Furious Story*
      Because it’s definitely not going to be fast… it’s going to be 2 and a half hours loooooong.

    • @revanpendragon7729
      @revanpendragon7729 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheRealNormanBates nah, its *The Handalorian*

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates Před 2 lety +2

      @@revanpendragon7729 or, if it’s still about cars,
      *The Han DeLorean*
      “Quick! We need to go back in time!”
      “To save who?”
      “YOU!”

  • @prastarkeepers
    @prastarkeepers Před 2 lety +524

    If Star Wars followed Fast & Furious’s naming scheme: Star Wars, 2 Star 2 Wars, Star Wars: Tatooine Drift, The Star Wars, Star 5, Star Wars 6, Wars 7, State Wars, Star Wars Presents: Solo & Fett, and SW9: The Star Wars Saga.

    • @lodoly3368
      @lodoly3368 Před 2 lety +11

      lol

    • @FantasticWorkout
      @FantasticWorkout Před 2 lety +13

      Stop😂😂😂😂

    • @SirIron23
      @SirIron23 Před 2 lety +36

      The first one would be the The Star and The Wars and the 4th one would be Star Wars

    • @jeremymunene5304
      @jeremymunene5304 Před 2 lety +6

      State Wars lmao

    • @DeeJay5K
      @DeeJay5K Před 2 lety +1

      Star Wars 6 would be Wars 6
      Wars 7 would be Star Wars 7

  • @rated6036
    @rated6036 Před 2 lety +89

    "It's about family"
    *has relatives they never see, mention or talk to*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +658

    “You can’t see him, and he can’t see Taiwan.”
    It's okay, the rest of the word not being able to see him makes up for it

  • @bulelatyelela5347
    @bulelatyelela5347 Před 2 lety +165

    "You can see him, he can't see Taiwan." Goddamn

  • @blindoutlaw
    @blindoutlaw Před 2 lety +76

    “Mexico” points at Mexican flag
    “No way”
    I spat my drink. It’s so dumb I love it

  • @simondewitt7161
    @simondewitt7161 Před 2 lety +75

    So Vin Diesel who is probably most famous for playing a tree that only said its own name is giving acting lessons?

  • @henryeghaghara9385
    @henryeghaghara9385 Před 2 lety +46

    This is more entertaining than the movie itself
    "You can't see him, he can't see Taiwan"
    🤣😂😂🤣

  • @PROutdoors94
    @PROutdoors94 Před 2 lety +245

    Letty’s evil twin bit absolutely killed me 😂😂

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 Před 2 lety +7

      God that movie shouldn’t exist

    • @jeffwei
      @jeffwei Před 2 lety +1

      I can’t believe I understood that

    • @ZeldaMcFly
      @ZeldaMcFly Před 2 lety +2

      Ok but hear me out. Her "evil twin" looks a lot like David Castañeda (of the umbrella academy fame) it's a dumb premise, but it could be realized 🧐

    • @mrx1333
      @mrx1333 Před 2 lety

      Rodriguez's assassin movie! 🤣🤣

    • @jaythenickname5372
      @jaythenickname5372 Před 2 lety

      @@ninjanibba4259 what movie was thaaat? Lol

  • @thezodiacwatcher4102
    @thezodiacwatcher4102 Před 2 lety +693

    Say in your epic voice "Be careful what you wish for, Parker"

  • @bowserdragon777
    @bowserdragon777 Před 2 lety +28

    "We've taken out cars, tanks trains, and I am not even gonna mention the submarine, and I still don't have a scar?"
    Tyrese Gibson would be excellent at Cinemasins

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 2 lety +1

      But ... he _did_ mention the submarine!

    • @bowserdragon777
      @bowserdragon777 Před 2 lety +2

      @@viddork indeed by saying "not mentioning the submarine" he infact did. XD
      Earn that paycheck Tyrese XD

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 Před 2 lety +68

    “Aston Mirren”
    That joke was so on point.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 Před 2 lety +155

    I think the next movie will be set on Mars with Vin Diesel wearing a sleeve-less space suit.

  • @coooookie
    @coooookie Před 2 lety +416

    at this rate, dom and family gonna go toe to toe with the avengers...

    • @Nur__
      @Nur__ Před 2 lety +21

      Then after that move to dc

    • @sumanthjavvaji9303
      @sumanthjavvaji9303 Před 2 lety +18

      family is stronger than those damn stones

    • @Shiirya
      @Shiirya Před 2 lety +11

      shhh dont spoil, its the marvel phase 6 !

    • @datsapaddlin6449
      @datsapaddlin6449 Před 2 lety +25

      “Family!!!!” Dom Pulls out wrench 🔧 “Assemble….”

    • @invisanon
      @invisanon Před 2 lety +8

      "You may have all the infinity stones but we have something stronger. *Family*."

  • @purpleepicicon
    @purpleepicicon Před 2 lety +44

    When I saw this in the theater I said, "They went full Sharknado on this."

  • @markelllawson7805
    @markelllawson7805 Před 2 lety +6

    2:29 "Thinking face hmmm Driving face grrrr...." lol

  • @yasheenwickramage9644
    @yasheenwickramage9644 Před 2 lety +190

    we NEED an honest trailer for tropic thunder, one of the best comedies ever

    • @theswullnasty3353
      @theswullnasty3353 Před 2 lety +25

      What do YOU mean you people?!

    • @AshDub86
      @AshDub86 Před 2 lety +5

      Second that ✌

    • @maverickcreations589
      @maverickcreations589 Před 2 lety +7

      @@theswullnasty3353 Are you just asking the question because you don't know the dude you are and you are just a dude playing a dude questioning another dude on what he meant by his dudes ?

    • @maverickcreations589
      @maverickcreations589 Před 2 lety +7

      I think Tropic thunder is smarter than any honest trailer that can be written about it. These people don't have the sheer brains, cut-throat wit or the edge to push the humor to it's full potential.

    • @theswullnasty3353
      @theswullnasty3353 Před 2 lety +7

      @@maverickcreations589 Chill! Alright!? Just chill it!
      Now… let’s go get those Vietcongs

  • @chrissirois
    @chrissirois Před 2 lety +112

    The salad bowl that Charlize Theron uses to cut her hair joke is GOLD!

    • @wingnut5404
      @wingnut5404 Před 2 lety +2

      Omg, I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard. 😂

    • @chrissirois
      @chrissirois Před 2 lety

      @@wingnut5404 cheers! I'm actually shocked that someone replied to this. I expect that when I post in a sea of thousands of comments, nobody will ever read mine! Have a great day!

    • @AshrakAhmed
      @AshrakAhmed Před 2 lety

      I think this joke sounds more plausible than the actual plot of the Fast 9!
      With COVID lockdown the only way a supervillainess can get a hair cut!

    • @reptiloidmitglied2930
      @reptiloidmitglied2930 Před 2 lety

      When I saw the bowl my first thought was that it looked like Charlize's haircut and then they made the joke 😅

  • @JohnVanderbeck
    @JohnVanderbeck Před 2 lety +56

    After F9 I think we need to add "Never go full F9" to the lexigraphy.

  • @Varun10299
    @Varun10299 Před 2 lety +6

    2:01 You can't See Him And He Can't See Taiwan 😂👍🏻

  • @grambotennis1991
    @grambotennis1991 Před 2 lety +36

    “That Charlize Theron uses to cut her hair” i lol’d very hard at that one 😂😂😂. 2:15

  • @ngoctrand.6032
    @ngoctrand.6032 Před 2 lety +368

    "F" stands for family and family never ends. Therefore the "F" franchise is forever

  • @michelleririn5075
    @michelleririn5075 Před 2 lety +140

    after go to space, The only rational choice is A DIFFERENT TIMELINE or a different realm😉

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe what would make the series relevant to movie goers would be if they JJ Star Treked all over it.

    • @vb6548
      @vb6548 Před 2 lety +6

      I would say they should go to hell, but the writers would probably take that literally

    • @ajil3824
      @ajil3824 Před 2 lety +2

      well they can actually Just go back to space yet again, only this time its not going to be only 2 guys from the ghetto, and they will not face just a "defenseless satellite"

    • @reefee5364
      @reefee5364 Před 2 lety

      or......After those virus thing with hobbs and shaw, and the fact eteon still active, I guess they will face a nanobot-virus in the future, imagine someone like black superman, only this time its literally superhuman because they will made of nanobots, not to mention nanobots can causes apocalyptical-scenario

    • @novicebb
      @novicebb Před 2 lety

      Oh you so wrong. They can actually go deeper in space and help Alien civilizations. They can world hop.

  • @kitarpiar7117
    @kitarpiar7117 Před 2 lety +16

    "The magic salad bowl that Charlize Theron uses to cut her hair" lmao XD

  • @wy4553
    @wy4553 Před 2 lety +301

    OMG THE PATHETIC JOHN CENA APOLOGY ABOUT TAIWAN TO THE CCP. Honest Trailers, you guys are the fucking best.

    • @ameryshawn2295
      @ameryshawn2295 Před 2 lety +27

      Exactly my words when I heard that "PATHETIC "

    • @TeamTwiistz
      @TeamTwiistz Před 2 lety +8

      Taiwan isn’t an independent nation. That is a fact. Just ask the Taiwanese Independence Party

    • @Brandonizzle3
      @Brandonizzle3 Před 2 lety +7

      @@TeamTwiistz they are? They declare this literally every time the CCP makes a threat? Otherwise why would the CCP threaten in the first place?... ever use logic?

    • @anthonybeckie8081
      @anthonybeckie8081 Před 2 lety

      @@Brandonizzle3 it’s a joke

    • @richierich7229
      @richierich7229 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Brandonizzle3 They are an autonomous nation but are still part of China. They don't have independence from China.

  • @viwinchester2396
    @viwinchester2396 Před 2 lety +4

    driving face/thinking face really got me 🤣

  • @namanjsingh
    @namanjsingh Před 2 lety +22

    F14 plot : Dom is an Alien from an invincible species of space racers and is shown in a big reveal. 🙃

  • @mn815048
    @mn815048 Před 2 lety +64

    I stopped at 7. I couldn't shut my brain off enough to enjoy it. I tried, but I started drooling. Never thought this would turn into a Land Before Time/ Michael Bay crossover, but here we are.

    • @tonyayala8752
      @tonyayala8752 Před 2 lety +5

      same, and 7 was hard to see xD

    • @walrus1074
      @walrus1074 Před 2 lety +1

      5 was the last great one, after 6 everything went downhill...

    • @darrylaz3570
      @darrylaz3570 Před 2 lety

      7 is where they should have ended IMO. Ever since 8, most of the action and story were off. Like F5-7 are ridiculous but not comically ridiculous because they don't mask a lot of it with CGI. F8 onwards have this weird smoothness/CGI effect to the action scenes, it ruins almost every practical stunt the series have done until now (Yes even F9 uses practical, all ruined by CGI)

  • @letit023
    @letit023 Před 2 lety +212

    The FF franchise has literally gone off track from realism they make the MCU seems more realistic

    • @artemgubert2002
      @artemgubert2002 Před 2 lety

      FastFurious

    • @WoodsAreBeautiful
      @WoodsAreBeautiful Před 2 lety +18

      Spiderman 2 was more realistic and it had a man who has spider powers and robot tentacles

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus Před 2 lety +1

      @2ndBookofLaughter, Final Fantasy, of course.

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus Před 2 lety

      So @Jessica💋 Sweety Hotgirl - Vlogs, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

  • @SebastianSchachner
    @SebastianSchachner Před 2 lety +37

    My favorite scene was Tej talking about the importance of physics and math. I mean that just had me crying for laughter

  • @mrx1333
    @mrx1333 Před 2 lety +23

    Loved Letty's evil twin, had me laughing hard 🤣

  • @GodsSon987
    @GodsSon987 Před 2 lety +14

    Tyrese was the voice of reason in this film. Tells you all you need to know

  • @MegaCalin88
    @MegaCalin88 Před 2 lety +144

    I don’t even care about the physics of this series, but it blows my mind how everyone is on comms while vin diesel just speaks into a walkie talkie

    • @babasolaosikoya5947
      @babasolaosikoya5947 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jikae10
      @jikae10 Před 2 lety +12

      How else is he going to flex in his sleeveless shirt while driving?

    • @richlearner2723
      @richlearner2723 Před 2 lety +1

      They are in comms, I thought they had telepathic powers 😅

    • @kanekilife4885
      @kanekilife4885 Před 2 lety +12

      No need for physics when you have family

    • @oshi8ooP
      @oshi8ooP Před 2 lety +9

      Or how the "bad guy's super magnet" can disrupt all cameras and cell phones....but the "good guys" can still all talk to each other over wifi/5G/bluetooth. Uhhhhh....

  • @gianrcarlo
    @gianrcarlo Před 2 lety +62

    I know this video is about the honest trailer, but I can’t express how happy and nostalgic I was about the Kurt Russell quote at the end. My brother and I grew up referencing that line from Tombstone WAY more than we needed to 😂

  • @bollockjohnson3706
    @bollockjohnson3706 Před 2 lety +6

    Fast 10: The FAMILY must save the world from Dom's grandfather, a ruthless, jet-flying, limousine-ridin, kiss-stealing, wheelin' dealin, son-of-a-gun, Ric Flair.

  • @japango1
    @japango1 Před 2 lety +6

    1:13 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...PEW PEW PEW PEW 😂😂😂😂

  • @premium_bros
    @premium_bros Před 2 lety +50

    Them car puns are siiiiick. I can never get TIREd of them.

    • @renol173
      @renol173 Před 2 lety

      Let me guess . 9 years old?

  • @raulio3440
    @raulio3440 Před 2 lety +283

    "Helen Mirren who has more sexual chemistry in 5 minutes with Dom than he has with Michelle Rodriguez in the whole franchise"
    daaaaaamn

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 Před 2 lety +20

      I still can’t decide whether to agree or disagree.

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J Před 2 lety +64

      You don't need sexual chemistry when you have family. Wait..

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 Před 2 lety +4

      Cannot disagree.

    • @jaiadlakha212
      @jaiadlakha212 Před 2 lety +19

      @@John_C_J Sweet Home Alabama

    • @onedaysai0
      @onedaysai0 Před 2 lety +55

      Helen Mirren has sexual chemistry with everyone.

  • @wavesmanson4605
    @wavesmanson4605 Před 2 lety +8

    “Hit that vap until F9’s action scenes start to make sense” best line 🤣

  • @PedroHenrique-fs6mn
    @PedroHenrique-fs6mn Před 2 lety +19

    Tyrese: " I got no scars"
    Also Tyrese in Fast2: "I think I broke my arm, man"

  • @brandongrazioso
    @brandongrazioso Před 2 lety +16

    How did we not even mention the fact that Dom and his brother are completely different ethnicities than their younger selves

  • @zsoltkovacs7656
    @zsoltkovacs7656 Před 2 lety +18

    2:12 the part with the magic salad bowl made me laugh so hard I spat out my dinner :D

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 Před 2 lety

      Was it a salad? Eaten from a bowl? (Was the bowl magic?) That’d be so cool if it was.

    • @zsoltkovacs7656
      @zsoltkovacs7656 Před 2 lety

      @@barbarajoseph-adam8337 Just french potatoes eaten from a deeper plate ... soooo almost ;)

  • @sgtbanjo
    @sgtbanjo Před rokem +5

    my 7 year old son and I saw f9 in cinema, I'll never forget what he asked me halfway throu the movie..."Dad whata hell is this movie about" 😅

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 Před 2 lety +11

    The hardest part about being fan of a celebrity is realizing that even they are at the mercy of China

  • @andrewowens4421
    @andrewowens4421 Před 2 lety +31

    4:43 I think even the franchise itself realizes it doesn't make sense and is just having fun.
    "Just turn your brain all the way off and enjoy the chaos."

    • @randomhuman97
      @randomhuman97 Před 2 lety +1

      F10- go back in time.
      F11- go sideways. Into parallel timelines/multiverse.
      F12- after the multiverse, go to adjacent dimensions.
      F13- go back in time and race with the megalodons underwater to save them from extinction.
      F14- race into the sun to prevent the splitting of the helium into H2. And freeze the solar system to prevent an alien invasion planning to vaporize it.
      F15- maybe, go street racing with 10 second N2O customised cars . . . Back and forth from the past to future.
      PS - SUFFIX TO ALL- ONE LAST. RIDE

    • @That90sGirl310
      @That90sGirl310 Před 2 lety +5

      Everyone except Vin. He takes this franchise very seriously.

  • @TheThatwhiteguy
    @TheThatwhiteguy Před 2 lety +34

    This was the first movie I had walked out of in a few years. That second act was ROUGH.

  • @NickLoecke
    @NickLoecke Před 2 lety +4

    "salad bowl that Charlize Theron uses to cut her hair" HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @myluckwins
    @myluckwins Před 2 lety +4

    Dude this is easily the funniest project you’ve done kudos!

  • @jerryvoncadolarratt840
    @jerryvoncadolarratt840 Před 2 lety +5

    "Has a plan to steal a magic salad bowl that Charlize Theron uses to cut her hair" lol, funny af

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 Před 2 lety +170

    Cena seriously apologized in chinese for calling Taiwan a country (which only bothers China) ? what a doormat...

    • @japnoorsingh1258
      @japnoorsingh1258 Před 2 lety +11

      Nice name phoebe 😂

    • @hellshing4866
      @hellshing4866 Před 2 lety +44

      He probably was forced/told to. You don't wanna upset the CCP and lose the whole Chinese market.
      For example, in Doctor Strange, this is why the Ancient One was changed. He was a Tibetan in the comics and was turned into a white person in the MCU.

    • @santochow
      @santochow Před 2 lety +19

      @@hellshing4866 i think the Ancient One played by a white woman is due to Hollywood white-washing rather than MCU actually cares about China - Tibet politics

    • @hellshing4866
      @hellshing4866 Před 2 lety +11

      @@santochow I mean, it's possibly one of the reasons too 😅

    • @santochow
      @santochow Před 2 lety +14

      @@hellshing4866 well.. i would like to agree that anything is possible, but considering they could’ve simply cast a chinese actor or actress to pleased the China market further so.. to me this is just another Hollywood white-washing. Lucky Shang-chi isn’t played by another white man though. 😅

  • @RuberDildo
    @RuberDildo Před 2 lety +4

    0:53 It's "the Hatch", Ana Lucía, you should know xD.

  • @jeremyjw
    @jeremyjw Před 2 lety +2

    i was thinking
    for Fast-10
    the villain could be some corrupted computer AI

  • @orarinnsnorrason4614
    @orarinnsnorrason4614 Před 2 lety +23

    That Helen Mirren joke was on another level 😂😂😂

  • @artierupinen5192
    @artierupinen5192 Před 2 lety +3

    1:28 Honesty that's good enough to convince me they're related.

  • @JayByrd83
    @JayByrd83 Před 2 lety +1

    "Hit that vape, until F9's stunts start to make sense." I'm cryin', yo!! 🤣

  • @dude37
    @dude37 Před 2 lety +27

    "Enjoy them now before they have them driving through Jurassic Park to fight the Boss Baby."
    Please don't give them any ideas.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 2 lety

      But ... I _like_ that idea!

    • @oshi8ooP
      @oshi8ooP Před 2 lety

      Jurassic Minion Park...call me, I've got like 90% of the F10 script worked out!!

  • @AndromedaPrima
    @AndromedaPrima Před 2 lety +50

    I legit thought this movie was about Dom's conflict with his imaginary invisible brother.

  • @bryandemicheli4748
    @bryandemicheli4748 Před 2 lety +7

    Homeboys in outer space. That takes me back to the 90s when life was good

  • @jacketman420
    @jacketman420 Před 2 lety +12

    Damn. The Fast Crew driving through Jurassic Park to take on Boss Baby sounds like a better movie then the actual F9 film we got lol

    • @oshi8ooP
      @oshi8ooP Před 2 lety +1

      But they also gotta work in saving the Minions somehow. I mean, they gave us that tie in for free in F9. It would be a tragedy to let it go to waste!!!

  • @hanswurst6742
    @hanswurst6742 Před 2 lety +4

    Tyrese earnin that paycheck with exposition now

  • @sorrycashonly5651
    @sorrycashonly5651 Před 2 lety +7

    this franchise has become the high budget version of sharknado.

  • @ryadinstormblessed8308
    @ryadinstormblessed8308 Před 2 lety +11

    I actually think watching them drive through Jurassic Park to fight Boss Baby would be so much more entertaining!

    • @oshi8ooP
      @oshi8ooP Před 2 lety

      And more plausible! Just need to add Minions in there somewhere!

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 2 lety

      Now I'm stuck in mental mud trying to figure out what they would be fighting Boss Baby over.

  • @manuelseyram
    @manuelseyram Před 2 lety +4

    "Mia who picked up hacking and Kung fu by osmosis" dead😂😂😂😂

    • @INA-ry9wj
      @INA-ry9wj Před 2 lety +1

      I was shocked at the things she could do too

    • @manuelseyram
      @manuelseyram Před 2 lety +1

      @@INA-ry9wj 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tanmaysharma9301
    @tanmaysharma9301 Před 2 lety +18

    "Mia, who picked up Hacking and Kung Fu by osmosis."
    This one got me really hard.😂🤣

    • @michaelkoyiet5684
      @michaelkoyiet5684 Před 2 lety +1

      i had to pause the video to laugh

    • @mickeyjunior7177
      @mickeyjunior7177 Před 2 lety +1

      Same 🤣🤣

    • @MICKYLEAKSMGR-PRESIDENTCJWORLD
      @MICKYLEAKSMGR-PRESIDENTCJWORLD Před 2 lety +1

      +1 I have to re-watch twice even for the same reasons!
      Wait, WTF! I'm a Michael/Micky too and my son held hostage (a la Fate of the furious 8) another Michael which makes him "Micky Junior!" These comments🤯... Coincidence Synchronicity Simulation PsyOps?🤔🤷🏽‍♂️😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @boldone82
    @boldone82 Před 2 lety +3

    I do remember Homeboys in Outer Space on UPN. It also had Scotty from Star Trek....lol.

  • @Legacy40k
    @Legacy40k Před 2 lety +4

    Surprised you didn't touch on the fact that Mia is completely absent from the flashbacks... M.I.A. if you will.

  • @edweefication
    @edweefication Před 2 lety +5

    While many think that this franchise is dumb, I honestly think that it's amazingly smart. They genuinely want to be a silly, over-the-top action flicks and have fun with it. They don't pretend, they don't try too hard. And it's this franchise's strong point.
    This is how honesty works in movie industry. Do things you actually could do. Don't try to lie to the audience. Give them what they actually want, not what they think they want.

  • @valkyrie9646
    @valkyrie9646 Před 2 lety +20

    Vin Diesel, a man who BRAGS about having an IQ of 90, said he would need 2 more movies to complete "his" story. Self-awareness will not be a part of it.

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 Před 2 lety +1

      Likely correct, and yet I genuinely bawled at his death scene in Saving Private Ryan.

  • @anujj6104
    @anujj6104 Před 2 lety +3

    2:12 - "When Jacob has a fiendish plan to steal the magic salad bowl that Charlize Theron uses to cut her hair"
    .
    .
    Buhuhuhahahahahaha dude I can't stop laughing!! kudos to whoever wrote this line!!!!!!

  • @stevensolomon9512
    @stevensolomon9512 Před 2 lety +1

    I haven’t seen a single one of these movies because they just seem too dumb to spend time on, but I think that the Honest Trailers, Everything Wrong With, and Pitch Meeting videos they’ve inspired justifies their existence! :D

  • @kinglibra912
    @kinglibra912 Před 2 lety +11

    Funny how in part 2 Ludacris says he "doesn't race cuz he crashed" yet he'll do super dangerous driving missions just for Brian and Dom? 🤨

  • @theswullnasty3353
    @theswullnasty3353 Před 2 lety +24

    You guys are legends for calling out John Cena 😂
    Taiwan 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 country!

  • @neildunford241
    @neildunford241 Před 2 lety +27

    I watched this 2 days after, "Suicide Squad".
    This made that film look like a factually accurate documentary.
    A woman that can't drive, suddenly knows how to chuck a magnet filled lorry, round the streets of Edinburgh... Wow...even worse than the world's shittest mine field...

    • @jackieporteraz
      @jackieporteraz Před 2 lety +5

      The most unbelievable part was someone who had never driven before could get a manual transmission truck out of first gear.

    • @MICKYLEAKSMGR-PRESIDENTCJWORLD
      @MICKYLEAKSMGR-PRESIDENTCJWORLD Před 2 lety

      Which is this Neil Brother that you're talking about?🤔 Suicide Squad or "'The' Suicide Squad?" Is it worse than Furious Franchise?

    • @skycat04
      @skycat04 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh I thankfully watched them in the opposite order... so now I'm happy and entertained.

    • @oshi8ooP
      @oshi8ooP Před 2 lety +1

      @@jackieporteraz That was the most unbelievalbe part? I mean, yeah, up until that part of the movie, I guess. But .... 1988. Pontiac. Fiero. In. Space. MST3K's Crow, etc, would see that and go "yeah I got nuttin." Lol!!

    • @jackieporteraz
      @jackieporteraz Před 2 lety

      @@oshi8ooP dude it was sarcasm.

  • @hellrider22393
    @hellrider22393 Před 2 lety +2

    6:00 this joke came out of nowhere and Is amazing

  • @jefflantz9559
    @jefflantz9559 Před 2 lety +1

    Please do "I Care a Lot" with Rosemond Pike- I even have the tag line ready..."Once you've Gone Girl, you never go back....."

  • @sakurazakinaoki3056
    @sakurazakinaoki3056 Před 2 lety +173

    TBH, I think Dwayne" The Rock" Johnson's Acting is better than Vin Diesel

    • @That90sGirl310
      @That90sGirl310 Před 2 lety +29

      And that’s why he didn’t like him.

    • @simsingh8492
      @simsingh8492 Před 2 lety +22

      Of Course!!! Cena could not fill Rocks shoes in this movie. Rock and Statham were definitely missed.

    • @mun123keet
      @mun123keet Před 2 lety +39

      Almost anyone's acting is better than Vin Diesel. Only problem I have with The Rock is he plays the same character most of the time.

    • @Chilledoutredhead
      @Chilledoutredhead Před 2 lety +30

      @@simsingh8492 and it turns out cena isnt too bad of an actor when he actually has something to work with. He was great in suicide squad

    • @simsingh8492
      @simsingh8492 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Chilledoutredhead haven’t seen it yet. But for sure I think Cena is a good actor. Fast 9 was a poor script

  • @samfisher6331
    @samfisher6331 Před 2 lety +24

    I'm just patiently waiting for cinemasins to have a picnic day with this one.

    • @lauranolastnamegiven3385
      @lauranolastnamegiven3385 Před 2 lety

      over/under 23 minutes long?

    • @pm6127
      @pm6127 Před 2 lety +3

      Cinemasins is pretty toxic & lazy tho..

    • @hadriangonzalez607
      @hadriangonzalez607 Před 2 lety +3

      Cinemasins puts in lazy effort even when it's low hanging fruit. The dings are just put for anything there now. Pitch meetings are better for breaking down the failed logic of a movie than CinemaSins.

    • @AL-jg4pr
      @AL-jg4pr Před 2 lety +1

      @@hadriangonzalez607 Well put. Old Cinemasins atleast put effort. Now its all: I pointed something happening on screen, ding , now laugh.

    • @LAReyGo
      @LAReyGo Před 2 lety

      Didn't the sins counter break when reviewing F8?

  • @larvellh
    @larvellh Před 2 lety +2

    THIS was the BEST Honest Trailers yet!

  • @prince_9599
    @prince_9599 Před 2 lety +3

    I still remember the scene in space where the actors say "we would be fine if we obey rules of physics" i was like bruh

  • @Luuuuyd
    @Luuuuyd Před 2 lety +22

    "Six seasons and a movie!" Now can you do Community ??