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Honest Trailers | Hobbs & Shaw
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
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Which other characters from the Fast Franchise deserves a standalone movie?
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Can you please PLEASE PLEASE Honest Trailer Tombstone
Obviously Dom needs a stand-alone movie
Any of the clutches should get their spin off
Ryan renolds
I don't know who Eliza Gonzalez is, but a standalone of Eiza Gonzalez's character would be cool.
I give it two more sequels before they go to space.
Furious 9's supposedly gonna have a scene in space.
ManDevil 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well... Elon Musk did just put a car up there...
@@cosmicmcmoon5773 I was just gonna say that there's no way they make it past the next sequal before going to space. The already did the submarine thing.
CGI moon car race
They’re really trying to forget about the whole “killed Han” thing, aren’t they?
he is not dead, it was fake death
I'm trying to head canon it as not a real death because it's sad that he would go right after his girlfriend.
The rock doesn’t really have an attachment with han so...
Who's han?
@@euroker05 Even so, Hobbs used to be a federal agent didn't he? Sure he was part of an elite task force, but he worked for the government? Why would he do that if he didn't feel empathy for other people?
'Pebble' get it ? As she is the Rock's child ? No one. Ok .
@Opus Metalli Watch The Wire.
@Opus Metalli It is a reference to Idris' character on tv show The Wire -- Stringer Bell.
Lol...thanks for pointing that out. I thought Pebbles Flinstone but forgot to link it with The Rock.
@Opus Metalli The wire is the best.
Also, our dog is called Pebbles.
You know normally I would roll my eyes at pointing out the "Obvious" but you know what? I appreciate you.
As much as I enjoyed Vanessa Kirby's character she was mostly there so the rock and stathan could try and convince themselves that there wasn't a romance between the two of them...
😂
The only thing worse for humanity, than paying to see this movie is to try and analyse it in a serious matter.
This!! In the hall next to my brother, was a woman nd I remember she was trying soo hard to convince her partner that Hobbs nd shaw's the 'couple'😂😂
Yes
"This Terminators weakness is two guys at the same time"😂😂
Glad I'm not the only one with this weakness lol
😂😂😂😂
Same goes for every straight girl in college lol
It’s because he was focused on reading one’s punches not the other’s
Bruh the way he said it💀💀💀💀🤣
'Brolo: A Car Wars Story' is the best fake title you've come up with so far
Aaron Nicewonger oMG it took me a few seconds to figure it out and now I can’t stop laughing!!! 😆😂🤣
My gamer geek side wants an actual Car Wars movie now. You know, the Steve Jackson board game from 1980? All about arena fighting with armed cars as a televised spectator sport in a mildly dystopian future? I'd watch the hell out of that.
I love the title, low how they kept the Car Wars from the Fast franchise but made it a spinoff, nice touch.
2nd best for me. 1st would go to Batman Returns akaThe Dark Knightmare Before Christmas.
I dieded
"With an extra 45 minutes added on because the Rock wanted to take a trip to Samoa" Mann I knew I wasnt the only one that thought the movie shouldve ended right before that lol
I feel asleep after they got to Samoa 😆
Yeah that whole part before they got there felt like a third act action sequence so I was fully prepared for it to end only for it to go on much longer than that. I couldn’t help but feel like that wasn’t the original plan
Yeah but they didn't a conclusion to the virus that was in her body which was extracted by The Rock's cousin who's a mechanic
They Just have to Made that kungfu panda ending
"Instead of Mark Zuckerberg, they had to battle a much more evil robot" 😂😂😂
😂😂🤣😎
HT knew it
I was imagining the rock punching Maek Zuckerberg in the face🤣🤣
Instant like
“There are no small parts, only small actors.” Priceless.
Rick and Morty
Rene, it’s not from Rick and Morty if that’s what you think.
Of course Morty that's what they want you to think
@@tahnoon69 RICK AND MORTY FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS RICK AND MORTY
@@zegrasisinnocent YOU RUINED THE SEASON 4 PREMIERE, SUMMER!!
"Has only one weakness: Two guys at the same time"
Archer: PHRASING!
Im so glad that the last season got back on track
@Bunnyshooter 223 hahahahah yes! go get it
True so true
That part was full of win.
He did mention slash 😂
When will the Fast & Furious family finally fight against transformers, t-rex, and the skynet?
One day my friend.... one day...
That's FAST10. Fast 11 would have Vin Diesel trapped in one of Elon SpaceX rockets to service ISS, hoping for the gang to NOT save him.
@@MegaMiner25 Vin Diesel riding T-Rex. That will be fun
At the same time
@@miguelpreza2364 exactly.
"The most used villain plot returns".... you are god damn right
And even on Real Life they used the same plot, called Corona
@@fikrijuanda6321
And the main villain is China. Don’t worry, the attack against them begins soon.
"No homosexual undertones were harmed in the making of this movie."
But two guys at the same time is everyone else's weakness.
@@TCO_404 Well they probably covered a lot of that in the prison shower scenes.
@@TCO_404 i heard that! 😌 its fun to dream.
@@michaelvalencia5211 nothing wrong with dreams.
@@TCO_404 Its better to have two guys at the same time. Trust me, I've been the second guy.
I’m pretty sure that The Rock didnt even have to act for this role. The Director just told him which buildings to jump out of and what helicopters to hold at bay and he just went along with it
Rick and Morty
Hardly anyone is acting anymore. Except maybe Tom Hanks.
@@magicmulder and Christian Bale, that guys done more weight transformations for roles than fitness YT bloggers combined.
This is why I respect Bautista much more than the Rock. They started out from the same place, famed wrestlers turned actors. While the Rock plays the same exact role over and over, aka big tough guy with a heart of gold, exclusively in the action/comedy realm, Bautista actually tries to do more than taking the easy route like the Rock. He puts himself in movies like Blade Runner where he doesn't rely on his physique to be the big tough guy. He actually acts. Excited to see how he does in Dune 2020.
@@Aliens1337 this is an unpopular opinion but I 100% agree
This is the most unintentionally homoerotic movie since Top Gun
Unintentional? I doubt it!
Starring:
Mike Oxmaul
Hugh Janus
@@SalemGhassanHanna
The only reason to watch either movie lol
Whenever y'all do an honest trailer for Joker, the honest title should be "The Fault in our Scars"
Huh... Neat...
Eric Mendez *planet blows up in the distance*
Hmm... Better leave it to the pros.
Actually... In the honest trailer for the oscars 2020 they already have a short take on the joker...
They called it "the disorder of the phoenix" :D
@@bluePSTube lmao
The final sequence in Samoa is so ridiculous I laughed multiple times. in 30 minutes they go from middle of the night to dawn-morning- full daylight and rain storm, cuz you gotta have the final boss fight in a rain storm.
Either that timer on her back is bugged or Samoa is on a different planet.
It's closer to the Equator than most of us. That doesn't make time pass differently there, but people don't know that.
That bugs you but the fact that a bunch of Samoan civilians doing Haka in front of a group of international terrorists lead by a "black Superman" doesn't sound ridiculous enough?
@@Aliens1337 hey, i expected ridiculous. It's built in that franchise. Didn't expect time warping
Yeah what happened to cars
Movie is actually a thinly veiled exposé about climate change.
More important question: Does the Rock have a special clause that requires Kevin Hart to always be in Rock's movies?
Edit: fixed my s***ty english
Yes they are a packaged pair
Remember the penis that Shaw kept mocking in the movie? Yeah. It's a Hart one
More like the other way around
"has a special clause"
Sources say Kevin Hart has nudes of Dwayne Johnson.
"And by hate, I mean they've been in love since they got locked up together." YES!! SHOBBS! There was some hardcore flirting in the parallel room fight scenes where they were one upping each other on who could take out more guys.
“There are no small parts only small actors” *shows Kevin Hart*
Finally, someone recognized that it felt like they were in love with each other the whole time, and the sister-love interest was shoehorned in as a "no homo" excuse. Thank you, Honest Trailers.
That kiss felt forced af and I bet was shot after the fact because they realised how homoerotic this movie came across as.
I have the weirdest lady boner...
😄😄😄
Honest trailer guy shipped it into existence. Gotta admire his power.
"The special agent Pikachu", lol, you really got me on this one
It probably should have been "Deadpool as special agent Pikachu!"
clearly ryan reynolds.
They never acknowledge that Shaw killed Han. They just welcome him in like that shit never happened. What the shit?! Thanks for finally bringing that up
Please say, "If Jenny is short for Jennifer, isn't Lucy short for Lucifer?"
Stiltzkin Vanserine it actually is
@@iamfiona5063 Only if it's a guy. If it's a girl, it's short for Lucille.
Actually, no. It's not short for Lucifer, but it can be if you wanna be cute or sarcastic about it. It's really a nickname for Lucille/Lucilla.
omg🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is
“Two guys at the same time” 😏
I was hoping someone caught onto that 😅
😂😂😂😂😂
2 guys,1 car
"Two brothers...in a van...and then a meteor hit..."
Crazy uncle
“facebook” - honest trailers ain’t lying 🤷🏻♂️
"does roman reigns have a vest clause in all his contracts."
I lost it there. Hahahahha
I must admit I watched the video just to see what they would call him lol
Reigns and Corbin afraid to show chest
OTIS*. - Hold my self esteem
@@bigsteve8921
True, but at least Crobin fought without a shirt on the main roster lol.
@@bigsteve8921 They're just too small. ;-)
@@endersdragon34 LMAO, SAME
“Essentially a superhero movie.”
At this point in the Fast franchise, I suppose the thinking is “Why the hell not?”
I'm so proud of whoever wrote "Stronger Bell"
Colin Alexander I didn’t get that one :/
@@mariamadiallo1116 He played a character on a very famous show called "The Wire" named "Stringer Bell"
Atomic Fire thanks
This is the weirdest Calvin and Hobbs I’ve ever seen.
LOL
So it wasn't just me?
Spaceman Spiff has nothing on this weirdness
"Jason Statham noises"...
Yeah, thanks for that. I'm wiping up a mouthful of tea right now.
Question: How will they bring Idris Elba into the mix as 'good guy' in the next one of these? And short of a bullet proof dinosaur what could be a villain that the 3 can't punch through?
Quicksilver.
Honestly had a lot of fun with this movie. It was the last movie my dad wanted to see in theaters before he died. He loved the rock, so he really enjoyed it and it reminded me of all the great times we had watching the old classics like the Indiana Jones movies. This movie definitely wasn’t the best thing ever, but it kept his mind off of his body slowly shutting down for 2 and a half hours, so I owe this movie a lot
It still amazes me that absolutely none of these movies are actually directed by Michael Bay, they fit his movie aesthetic almost comically too well
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Best cameo of 2019: "Special agent Pikachu"
The moment the trailer said
"Super solider" and "Virus to wipe out half the population" I knew honest trailer would have fun with this
"Instead of punching Mark Zuckerberg" is the best line in this Honest Trailers, no jokes lol
Unless Etrion's shadow voice leader is revealed to be Jessie Eisenberg
His skull is composed of cortenide and duranium. Good luck punching that.
"Instead of gutting the freaking nerd"
I swear I saw the similarities between the evil organization in the film and Facebook lol
Mark Zuckerberg is not a robot
“That basement that spies use”
Well all those scenes were films in London so it’s probably just the same set (far from home scene is set in like Venice or Prague but they probably filmed that scene in London when doing the London scenes in the 3rd act)
It’s just an observation, hardly a directional thinking point of view lol
"Stronger Bell"
That's it. You guys win the internet.
I don't get that reference
@@ketchup016 look up "Stringer Bell"
@@ketchup016 The Wire is one of the best shows out there, watch it
This honest trailer explain the mind of a shipper, like myself, and what will happen in all the fanfics and fanarts that will appear after this movie
“Never Surrender” would actually be a pretty good title for a movie about the seams on The Rocks form fitting shirts.
Don't u know not to bring up t-shirts
This trailer made me laugh and I haven’t even seen the movie
You should. It's fantastically over the top.
If you've seen the trailer you've basically seen the whole movie. Though the Ryan Reynolds parts were pretty fucking funny, I'm sure you can just look 'em up online.
abby ehrenstein same. LoL
even i didnt see the movie coz i slept throughout the movie. i only saw the first and last five minutes, thats it
You have context that’s why you were able to get the jokes.
So... No mention of Idris Elba wearing Will Smith's "Hancock" suit in all black?
It wasnt, it was Logans from X-Men 1.
Screen Writer from Pitch Meetings deserves that Oscar for the “Genocide Shmenocide” line.
It was Super easy, barely an inconvenience
I just watched this movie and I literally only remember Idris Elba being badass and that they totally have sexual tension between them
Also coronavirus
"Special Agent Pikachu"
😂🤣😆😝🤣
"Because he killed Han?"
Han: "I'm about to this man's whole career"
Or maybe let's put him in the sequel with the new Supra?! Okay.
"Brolo: A Car Wars Movie" ?? 🤣😭🤣 .. nailed it!
"Stronger Bell"
Glad to see Honest Trailers is a The Wire fan
Thats the only physical boxset i own.
"Stronger Bell" 😂😂😂
Thank you for that Wire reference.
that basement/tunnel is such a great actor. it undergoes such great transformation that I didn't notice it was in mission impossible, James bond, Hobbs and shaw and spider man
Russian Super Criminal is E-I-Z-A (Ay-za) González, not Eliza.
Sis is one of the few Mexican actors that have made the transition from telenovelas to consistent supporting roles in Hollywood, so I gotta look out for her, even if she is randomly playing a Russian mobster, lol.
I saw this movie drunk with my boys and it was literally one of the best movie watching experiences I've ever had. I can't even tell you the plot because we kept laughing the whole time watching it.
I was actually impressed that the movie treated Hattie Shaw as an independent human with her own free will who can make her own choices about who she's with. In another movie, Hobbs and Shaw would have fought over whether she was allowed to date Hobbs without considering Hattie's wishes. And it would have been played for laughs. Hobbs' and Hattie's interaction was really refreshing and quite surprising.
Honest Trailer always puts a smile on my face.
Please say, “Friends don’t let friends go on dangerous quests alone.”
Matthew Steiner No
what is that from
"He's a human machine hybrid that can hack into the soundtrack and force us to listen to him rap over the chase scenes"
Damn man! You gotta say spoiler alert! WTF?
Who cares if you see the video, and here's your spoiler alert xD
The fact that Han is never mentioned as a reason for his hate still boils me, and It really shouldn'.
(That "Eye-Driss" Elba part kinda hurt ngl)
"Mike Oxmaul" hahaha, brilliant 😂 I know some other versions, too. But this one is new
thank you for acknowledging their love skndjdnd
The "That Basement That Spies Use" part was absolutely freaking hilarious.
This movie is exactly what it’s supposed to be though, it’s awful but I can’t bring myself to hate it.
Rick and Morty
Its totally tongue in cheek. That's what saves it, I think. Its not asking you to take it seriously. Its essentially saying, "Sit back and relax while we entertain you for a couple hours."
They should have probably tried to make it good though.
@@bigfnrab I felt like there was effort put into it
Jeremy Detzner It’s one those movies that is just so bad it’s good. My friends and I laughed our asses off when the Rock was holding down the attack helicopter.
I literally watched this entire movie thinking of how the Honest Trailer will be and its exactly what i thought it would be... AMAZING!!!! hahahahaha
"Stronger" Bell's weakness is 2 guys at the same time.
Omar Little and Brother Mouzone can testify
Since the holidays are around the corner, can we get an Honest Trailer for all three versions of How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
I can already see the bit at the end talking about Cindy Lou Who in the Ron Howard version.
"I wonder what's she up to these days."
*Shows music videos from her band*
"Oh..."
I'd much rather see an honest trailer for the 1991 film The Christmas Tree. That would be funnier
@ibXCV Made extra uncomfortable by Kerrang awarding her "Hottest Female" in 2014, at least according to wiki. She was what, seven at the time of the film?
@@richmcgee434 Seven, yeah. I don't have that problem of feeling uncomfortable about it because I didn't even realize it was a former child actress in that band until after I discovered the band. Suffice to say, puberty was kind to her.
Do you want to break Joe? Because that’s how you break Joe.
"shady corporation"
Facebook wants to know your location.
Facebook already has your location and has sold it to the highest bidder!
Always love hearing the EpicVoiceGuy.
Slow clap for the guy who wrote "Stronger Bell". My G ❤
How they get him to kill Han and then everyone be best friends with him......
It's called "forgive"
Also Jason Statham is awesome and they realise they can not have him as a villan in every movie so they make him a hero..
@@tsoupakis there is a HUGE difference between forgiving and firending someone
MONEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!! :D
@@tsoupakis .... You've some weird way of excusing someone for killing a friend. Hey he killed one of our squad members but he is so cool so we "forgive" him, our dead friend wouldn't mind, he is dead after all 🤷♂️...lol.
I thinks Roman have a problem with it, just notice how roman was looked at him in the ending of fast 8 he wasn't feeling it.
2:43 CMON HOW YOU GONNA GET ME HYPED LIKE THAT AND NOT FINISH IT!!! 😂😂😂😂
"Buff testicle cosplays..." Hahaha!! Holy shit. Fucking great.
This is one of the funniest honest trailers😂😂😂😂great job💪🔥
No one corrected voice over guy saying "Eye-dris Elba" 😂
Think he was doing some play on words because his character has "special eyes".
It was a pun on his name.
iPhone / iDris
Heimdall eyes. 😉
Or that it's Eiza Gonzales, not Eliza.
or "Eliza Gonzalez". it's actually eiza ("eye"-za), not eliza.
Please say “I’m gonna need those keys right now, I SAID RIGHT NOW”
3:17.. ok yea I’ll admit this is a badass cycle. I want one now
I'd love to see Dwayne Johnson in an Expendables movie, just so they could make a Hobbs and Shaw joke 😅
Make his last name a different holiday 😂
I laughed harder watching this movie with my brother than at any other movie this year. At one point he turned to me, tears in his eyes, and whispered "why did they make this?"
I love this franchise.
3:35 “This Terminator has one weakness- two guys at the same time.” Okay does this mean we are finally going to get The Terminator Honest Trailer?
God I hope so.
shaw & hobbs in love, now that would be a twist
You are getting me through self isolation, love your commentary
One of the best Honest Trailers since a long time. The jokes were on point!
Please say, "This is my power. And I'm using it to protect my friends."
sonic reference
_Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_ as always SUPERB WORK SJ peeps and Epic Voice Guy.
*HMM* So many callouts!
Also,
Love that please "Are you wearing space pants? `cause your butt is out of this world" contribution at the 'Please Say' bit in the outro!
Man this is just SOOOO Honest... I love it!
"Because he killed Han?"
Exactly. #justiceForHan
"A crazy uncle who shouldn't be on Instagram."
Rock: Sorry Tyrese I got my own Roman now.
*point at Roman Reigns*
And unlike you, he's actually family.
Dumb
They're not actually cousins
Gavin's friend they are
@@Patricswift First cousin once-removed. non-biological.
And yet still 100% a better actor than Tyreese. Huh. How about that.
I almost spit out my sprite once he added the Rocks famous lines about thors hammer 😂💀
there are no small parts , only small actors .. kevin hart - respect to this man indeed
Do honest trailer for every Quentin Tarantino movie!!!
That honest title is so much better than what I had in mind: "Road One. A Car Wars Stories."
Doing the quotes at the end of the video in Jason Statham's voice was a nice added touch!...
"...A robot's only weakness - two guys at the same time!" lmao
Okay, the spy basement thing? So true. And I didn't even realize it until now... And I will forever see it 😂
Imagine that one day this movie was about cars.
ft. Lightning McQueen
was never about cars. FTFY
"Is this the movie or the slash fic?" Why not both?
Stronger Bell 😂
Good nod to the wire!
I love how this movie forgets that Shaw has a brother from fast 6.
I love this movie.
The humor, the action, the eye candy, the actors, the over-the-top-ness and the fact that no one takes it seriosly...
THATS how you make a good modern version of the old style action movies!
say: Of course I want a late. I love the way you make them!