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Translator Fails is google actually telling you how to do it the right way
Are you kidding?! Of course I’m subscribed. My mom and I loved the Tiger King video and the parents song. Love you Malinda 😁
*dies of laughter)
Please translate songs from beetlejuice the musical
Long live my shampoo friends
"Beware of coffee as a guest, this is not a place of safety"
LMAO
I was drinking coffee at that moment 😂
Same.. had to stop bc I was giggling too much for it to be safe...
was drinking coffee there... I nees that phrase written somewhere xD
This is me when I walk anywhere near my mom's idea of good coffee
I've already drank too much, I didn’t need that decent sleeping schedule anyway 12 pm is a perfectly normal time to sleep right?
“Die and wash your hands.” Coronavirus in a nutshell
The best advice Google Translate has ever given.
*nullshet*
Haha
@@deiwoah *N U T S H E T*
True
“Healthy and Safe for no one”
google translate do you need a therapist?
Google: *No. You shall Die for opposing me*
(Lol i just had to add that😂😂😂)
This is Karen’s tbh because they don’t believe and they have “breathing problems”.
@@KKUNIQUE. lol true
I Google translated that and it said "google translate needs a wizard"
Google translate:while attacking time time time time
"Zoom in, Zoom out, Filter"
Every tiktok user ever
Omg lollll
Lol, so true 😂😂
True
Truer than the Kahoot questions I get
Even more true then my parents believe my truth
“Healthy and safe for no one!”
Oh that’s cruel, Google Translate.
Leith Skilling macaroni
Noodles
Google Translate is the opposite of staying safe when it comes to COVID-19 (or any situation)
@@tinapple2056 "Noodles....don't noodles...you are too concerned with what was and will be." - Oogwey
Google translate is waiting for the humans to die out, so the machines can take over.
"ZOOM IN, ZOOM OUT, FILTER"
-Google Translate 2020 helping us to take a selfie
Monlet Ruiz LMFAO
I was CACKLING at this line
Instead of making a mask 😂😂
LMFAOOOO
-2020 google translate selfie master
Teenagers these days taking selfies be like
Me trying to take a picture:
Zoom in. Zoom out. *Filter*
Lolol
@@charlescalvin6594 hi charles are you a angel
Are u meme man
@@drodieandbajoos1098 Yes.That is meme man.
You may have a *s h i n y f a c e*
"Keep a distance and change."
*I mean, she's not wrong.*
Finally someone commented this
I want "Beware of coffee as a guest, this is not a place of safety" on a mug.
Same.
Yes
Great idea!!
That or a shirt
Me too
"LONG LIVE MY SHAMPOO FRIENDS"
Well, we're off to a good start.
it ended badly though: healty and safe for no one
@@jayamilapersson4030 💀
“You can put it in a plastic bag for 5 days and it should be safe, and if that doesn’t help it’s a 5-day vacation”
That part had me DYING 😂😂
i mean thats basically whats gonna need to happen if it does in fact not help
@@florawolfskill1027 pretty sure it would be a lot longer than five days
nope 5 days
“Zoom in. Zoom out. Filter.” Google Translate discovered the key to Tiktok fame
@Oggy its okay thats how it always goes 😂
But is she wrong?🙃
The world: corona
Everyone: masks
Google translate : FACE HAT
They're not wrong.
Also Google Translate: Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time
Hand shoe
To decrease the prevalence of coyote populations😂😂😂
Lol
“You may have a shiny face.” - Google Translate 2020
Sass - Parilla I kinda wanna see that on merch
Sponsored by Edward Cullen
0:56 draw at least one square inch of clothing
Well, I mean... I'm not going anywhere out except for jogging, so don't care if I'm oily x)
Google: usually makes sense
Also Google: The most important thing to remember is that Time- Time- Time- Time- Time- Time-
Did you just say that google usually makes sense?
Sorta
Google broke
Google said dos meant from and it still does
@@thelord7716 Yep! It says that "dos" is Portuguese for "from", but I think it actually means "of the". In fact, if Wiktionary is correct, "dos" doesn't mean "from" in _any_ language!
For more information: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dos#Portuguese
instructions unclear: i have created one-square-inch, coffee-hating, shoe-lengthening, hand-shoes.
XD
Okay, but have you reviewed the Armenian holidays?
Have you died and washed your hands?
@@dapperdecidueye247 yeah
Have you remembered that time-time-time-time-time-time?
In German mittens and gloves are called Handschuhe, which literally translates to hand shoes.
Same in dutch “Handschoenen.”
Elvire Laks i was gonna comment that lol
I always love those words in German. Another one is turtle, which is Schildkröte, literally “shield toad”.
Fee Lynn So what?
But aren't they really more like hand socks? Or are socks footgloves?
“Die and wash your hands.” sorry google translate but you can’t wash your hands if you’re dead...
Not with that attitude, you can't.
But I'm not dead yet, I can laugh and I can sing!
Determination.
Is this a reference to UNDERTALE
Amuriel you are pure
“You may have a shiny face”
A compliment I’ll remember for years
Especially if you have oily skin
Keyword *may*
LOL jk :)
She said *May*
Still remembering it?
Please remember that Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time.
And this as well.
How to make masks: ZOOM IN, ZOOM OUT, FILTER
@Levi Russell :O
"Zoom in, zoom out, filter"
Me everytime I try to take any picture
Lets talk me too!!😂😂
I was the 100th person to like this comment, am I special?
@@veeamazingtv3994 Yes ur
I thought about that and wanted her to put on a animated filter like her in dog ears and nose.
Consider balloons!
”Healthy and safe for no one!”
Coronavirus in a nutshell.
Love your profile picture!
@tamir addadi thank you so much!
Life tips from google translate:
And if that doesn’t help than it’s a five day vacation
*While attacking someone with a head belt, he raised his ears*
*healthy and safe for no one!*
“Zoom in, zoom out, FiLTeR!”
Everyone on zoom
lol
Isn't that zooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Everyone on zoom
Nah teams
Everyone on Tik Tok.
"Keep a distance and change." The only time Google Translate will actually be helpful
"Die and wash your hands."
Healthy and safe for no one!
Tru
@@r3alNV why
@@r3alNV thats why i said why
"Die and wash your hands"
- Google Translate 2020
Trying to get into a virtual meeting:
Zoom in.
Zoom out.
FILTER
When you're in: *FILTER* (or virtual background whatever you want I don't really care...)
“The most important thing to remember is that Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time” welp....that pretty much sums up my brain during quarantine
that pretty much sums up my brain at any given moment ever (particularly while watching Doctor Who)
Ive been writing crazy/smart person stuff at night because apparently thats the only time by brain wants to go to ultra super triple big brain mode.
Yeah no, that’s actually pretty usual for my brain.
(That was to both first and third comment)
DIRTY BIT!
Ikr
“Beware of the coffee as a guest... this is not a place of safety”
I died real hard there
But did you wash your hands after dying?
@@Demona5 And that's the tea sis
shouldn't have drank the coffee then
As a Finn that sentence right there is a real scary one.
Yes and then wash your hands
The most important thing is time time time time time time .
Noted.
“Die and wash your hands.”
-Google Translate
“Stay safe everyone”
“Healthy and safety for no one!”
Dang google translate you want us to die so badly
Well, it is an evil AI.
She did say die at 2:37 though.
"Die and wash your hands"
Add a public reply..
@@sdh- you didnt even add the last dot
“Long live my shampoo friends”?
As one of your hand soap friends, I feel excluded.
Long live our cleansing brotheren
Tho whom face us shall smited in posidon
XD
I feel so sorry for you 🤣
Us window cleaner friends feel very unincluded
Malinda: fold the top and bottom over the filter
Google translate: zOoM iN, zOoM oUt, FiLtEr
“ if you now don’t know where you are!
……………..
*Inhale* In my case the United States. “
Google: "Die and wash your hands"
Bing: *It's coffin dancing time*
Lolwut?
_Welcome to the black parade begins playing in the background_
Dude. You again. I'm seriously starting to feel like you're an old friend. It's weird.
@@lunatick9792 But really, he's just some guy, who doesn't have a mustache
Me: Guess I'll die....
And then wash my hands.
*”while attacking people around the head belt , he raised his ears”*
*”die and wash your hands.”*
"die and wash your hands" when someone tells you they don't wear a mask
"If that doesnt work, its a five day vacation"
*maybe a bit more than that*
Darf der Kevin bei mir spielen kommen? Whaaaooooo
(If you are Not from germany, please ignore this ^^)
Он этому письму приложены ссылки на следующие файлы на локальный диск на локальный
This comment:**exists**
Non-English speakers:hippity hoppity this comment is my property
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 *lol*
123 likes. *I must ruin it*
google translate: its a 5 day vacation
its much more then 5 days.. much more
Was gonna say... You got at least another week or so to go, Google Translate.
At least five months
I was not expecting "Long live my shampoo friends!"
I came from the washing your hands video and im trying to not laugh so much
0:47 As an armenian, I want to thank you for bringing awareness to our holidays.
As an American, I have learned, among other things, that Armenia still celebrates May 9, except not just as Victory Day like in most post-Soviet countries, but as Victory _and_ _Peace_ Day!
Now it's your turn! Do a review on them! :D
Մոնրեալում ինձ մոտ իրականում հայկական դպրոց կա։
I hate Armenia and Lebanon
Plot twist: Google translate is actually telling you how to do it the right way
I mean there's many accurate lines(in a nutshell) so I have to agree-
“Zoom in, zoom out, filter”
- Google Translate 2020-2020
Hey funneh
GamingWithDan UvU funneh fan*
*_𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕙 𝕔𝕦𝕫 𝕤𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕙_*
@@user-tr3jw1df6q I dont like her nothing is funny
Depressed • 38 Years ago
Dude I actually thought your reply was from 38 Years ago, I-
Best joke in the entire universe : Google Translate
Everyone : "DIES OF LAUGH"
"you can stand under the moustache"
Malinda : *sitting*
"Healthy and safe for no one."
Google Translate is depressing.
Google translate: DIE
Also Google translate: remember to wash your hands!
do both at once
@@Rand0mater YES!
-That's what I'm doing,now.-
“Beware of coffee as a guest. This is not a place of safety.” “Healthy and safe for no one😅”
Did the coffee attack google translate?
0:53 My flirting skills in one sentence
"Zoom in,
Zoom out,
𝐅𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫."
-𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒
*Zoom In*
zoom out
Fìltér
Google translate youtube tutorial
Macaroni (nice handwriting)
Man that part had me pause so I can catch my breath after laughing so hard
@@XD152awesomeness same XD
Everyone on Instagram:
Zoom in,
Zoom out,
FILTER.
when you're bored during isolation/ quarantine:
Is this the Tik Tok?
"Remember that your nose and mouth must both be covered at all times"
Karens: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that*
"If that doesn't help, it's a 5-day vacation"
That could be true
“zoom in, zoom out, filter” is probably the most popular way of introducing flashbacks in movies
“Health and safety for no one!” Yeah, that’s accurate.
Anti-maskers in a nutshell.
1000%
Healthy and safe for no one*
Karens
Correction, HEALTHY
The most important thing to remember is time time time time time time time.
When you have an appointment you just CANNOT miss
2:19 she was trying not to laugh so hard 😂
Google Translate: time time time time time time
Me: Google must’ve recently discovered Doctor Who
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even Google can't handle Time Lord knowledge.
m h Or legends of tomorrow
“Beware of coffee as a guest this is not a place of safety.”
Me drinking coffee: bye bye
Gacha _Melon325 macaroni
Chair
I just finished my coffee so I don’t know if I’m safe or not
Beware of coffee as a guest
Die and wash your hands
Healthy and safe for no one **smiles**
eee
1:14 sounds like my mom trying to figure out how to use her phone
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Google Translate: LONG LIVE MY SHAMPOO FRIENDS!!!
"Zoom in, zoom out, filter"
- TRANSLATE, Google. 2020.
“LONG LIVE MY SHAMPOO FRIENDS!”
-I’m 20 seconds into the video and it’s a great start 😂
".....Its a five day vacation"
*me from october 2020 would agree*
This would be a good advertisement:
Are you tired of banjanas and ancient sharks? Buy a hat! The new and improved hat for heath and safety not!
Don't forget, it also helps decrease the prevalence of coyote populations.
You just need a “Facehat” and some “Handshoes” and then you should be safe😂😂
Klatre-Misseren lol
@@phamngocthanh3206 wait what
@@jjc212x what what
Wait, every German being like, yep, hand shoe it is.
@@bubblekazoo because he commented 55 minutes before me on a week ago post
"Die and wash your hands."
"Healthy and safe for no one!"
I-
"You and the people around you wear hats all over your face. Helps reduce the prevelance of coyote populations"
I do that JUST TO prevent the prevelance of coyote populations!
It's only a matter of Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time
Hamilton yas
Moral:
Never listen to Google Translate.
And it's Time Time Time Time Time Time
Always listen to google translate
Google Translate: The most important thing to remember is that Time- Time- Time- Time- Time- Time.
Me: So either Google Translate just had a stroke, or I have free time.
when someone coughs
DIE AND WASH YOUR HANDS
1:13 the first three steps of making a Tik Tok
Jord Is Bored 🤣
Google translate videos: *EXISTS*
Me: *DYING OF LAUGHTER*
Oh no! You need to watch her vid on how to prevent death by laughter!!
Google translate, deadlier than corona.
Haha not quite as literally as me a few years ago, there was a video, they were playing Minecraft, they had mods, they were hiding as dinosaurs, someone saw the hider so he started to run, and, disguised as a dinosaur, he jumped on a motorbike and drove off, I actually threw up from laughing too hard... Also about a week ago, I laughed quite alot at the word kippy! In a game of mine I cross bred a dog and a cat, my friend and I were deciding what the species would be called and she thought of Kippy, I know it's not even that funny, but I laughed, for almost 2 whole minutes, and the more I thought about how dumb it was, the more I laughed
While you're dead, don't to forget to wash your hands. 😁
The last macaroni
Zoom in
Zoom out
Filter
Me: "that's actually pretty neat"
Malinda, I've been considering photos and balloons, and it is....
A yes. *AND THE CROWD GOES WILDDDDD*
"Lift the upper and lower arms and lengthen the shoe"
Is it mysterious as the dark long of the shoe?
that's a hell of a mystery that just got solved that probably needed solving to somebody. guess the shoe is just dark and lengthened now.
The dark and lengthened hand shoes......
YESSSSSSSSSSASSASSS
"Zoom in, zoom out, filter"
Got me laughing really hard.
0:40 me, wearing an entire megalodon jawbone as a mask: Yeah, this is really tiring me out.
“The important thing to remember is that Time time time time time time”
Realizing that time is starting to die because of google translate
Here in Germany the word for gloves actually is handshoes. We have no other word for it😂
Deutsch ist halt komisch😆😂😂
🖐 👟
No one:
Tik Toks made by beginners: Zoom in, Zoom out, Filter, Music.
Exacly
I miss the times where TikTok was a song and not a damn app...
Zoom in,zoom out, fIlTeR!
mUsIC!
Musical.ly made by beginners**
2:46 this actually makes sense because if the mask doesn't help you have to quarantine. Not for 5 days tho XD
Her: Die and wash your hands
Me: *sounds like my everyday life*
_"Healthy and safe for no one!"_
~ Google Translate going into HAL mode.
"The most important thing to remember
is that Time-Time-Time-Time-Time-Time"
-Google Translate 2020 (best quote)
I was very sad before watching this video but after seeing this, I laughed a lot. Thank you Malinda.
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
Google: Die and wash your hands.
Me: yeah that pretty much sums up 2020
Yep LOL
The most important thing to remember is...
*TIME TIME TIME TIME TIME TIME *
She's got a point
1:59
Wow.
Nobody:
Everyone in quarantine: 0:09
"You can put it in a plastic bag for 5 days and it should be safe"
Google: And if that doesnt help...Its a 5 day vacation.
The timing tho 😂 its perfect
“Healthy and safe for no one”
That should be the motto for anti quarantine people
And Sweden 🥴🤟
So sorry I go out and interact with people, but I have these things called bills.
KAKAKAKAKA
2:41 This actually makes sense for some reason, but i don't know why.
The first Twisted Translation I watched. I LOVE IT!!