Google Translate Makes Dinner *FAIL*
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"I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes"
I don't know which is deadlier. The look on Malinda's face, or the fact that I'm laughing so hard!
That got me too XD! I need that as a GiF I swear XD hahahaha!
Both, they're both deadly
I know what’s deadliest Nightshade juice which is poison
The Noteblock Lizard I love your channel!
But I do think Malinda need a better prop-dagger. That tiny thing looked like a peeling knife.
“You can Chicken the Chicken in the heat in the heat”
Google Ramsey: THE FUCKING CHICKEN IS FUCKING CHICKEN!!
Can you chicken a chicken that was chikened before?
@@thiagocerqueira9473 No but i can chicken a chicken that was chickened before.
Chicken-ception!
Instructions unclear, chicken has unnecessary jaw hair.
“34 mornings, 4 minutes.” Sounds like the name of a reality TV show.
Yes.
That’d be like less than 4 second each-
No less than 8
Heh I was about to comment saying that it's an impressive speedrun but then I saw yours
Sounds like the cancer patient next to me.
“You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat”
“IT MUST BE IN THE CENTRE OF THE WIND”
these parts made me laugh 😂
HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gradually whisk. The sequel to gradually watermelon
Yes
Yee Stupid Auto Correct
Gradually whiiisk👏👏gradually wiiisk👏👏
XD you're right!
I was also thinking of that! Oh, god.
*You can chicken the chicken in the heat of the heat*
Unclear instructions 56/10
When you buy from Chinese websites and the instructions are poorly translated into English xD
FSOP right there isn't it?
Instructions unclear, my dick is caught in a Venus flytrap
Instructions unclear head stuck in microwave
Sjinnie_ Boy I WAS READING THAT WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THAT SCENE STARED TALKING WHEN I WAS READING UR COMMENT
Nobody:
Translate: iT mUsT bE iN tHe CeNtEr Of ThE wInD!!!!!!
Whats funny is as i saw this comment as soon as that was said
-much- _very_ *funny*
100th like.
“Hide hidden plans”
“Hide hidden plans”
“And start just outside your garden garden”
“MAKE YOU”
I’m dying rn 😂
Same 😅😅😅
yes
"And enjoy your right hand"
Left hand:
Am I a joke to you?
not if ur left handed lol
Fox Ella right hand only got Males
Gradually Whiskmellon
Well for many guys the right hand doesn't get as much action.
Lol!!
“3 minutes before serving, we sleep”
I mean.. They’re right
Omg! AS SOON AS I WAS READING THIS COMMENT SHE WAS ALSO SAYING THAT *AT THE SAME TIME!!!*
3:58
Lol
No they're not
you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat
"I'm flicking a dagger for fifteen minutes." 2:03
I love her face.
😁
Everyone talks about I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes. No one talks about Google translate saying that nightshade juice is enough to bring to a common pot! It's trying to poison us!
“You can chicken the chicken until the heat the heat.” That is one of the most meaningful things I’ve ever heard. Thanks.
I really wanna know more about those columbian carrot races
Same
Same
It just people riding carrots and betting with melons
It's a very sad business, Colombian carrot racing....if more people only knew....
Same
Nobody:
Literally no-one:
Google Translate: *You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat*
That bit made me laugh so hard
@@rainnetic_07 same, and the 34 mornings, 4 mins part
lmfao
Valuable life lesson, I guess
there is a song in this somewhere.
chicken - noun
chicken - verb
chickenly - adverb
chicken - adjective
alas, it can be done. well done. overdone. all it lacks is the spice from Arrakis. what that is added, it is Dune.
‘34 mornings, 4 minutes’
Wow these CZcams challenges are getting weirder.
Mr beast:
I’m surviving in a Walmart for _34 mornings and 4 minutes_
Guys chill, GT was just making a potion and doing a ritual! Sadly they hid their other recipes, I wanted to summon the Watermelon, Gradually.
XD
Nightshade juice does sound like a potion name
@@crystaleni2185 I know nothing about nightshades, other than that they stab zombies to death.
2:04 “I’m flicking a dagger for 15 minutes.” 😹😹😹
And then she accidentaly stabs herself
@@vanix-brawlstars1599 :V
Spies in TF2 be like
Must be what the cool kids are calling "enjoying your right hand" nowadays.
Right after adding the deadly nightshade too...why Google translate always so sinister
Reduce, reuse, recycle?
Nah, reduce, blowfish, kale
We're all out of blowfish 😂
Gregor Baby GODDAMMIT
No,no It's you can chicken the chicken of the heat of the heat
OMG catty studios Hmm, you raise a good point, sir.
HappyKitty 123 the kale seems to turn into a blowtorch that blows out burning pineapples, I tried it
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Google Translate: *I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes*
Add on to it:
Me: I'm flicking two daggers for 20 mins
Im flicking three daggers for 25 minutes
@@TheBoyBanditKing1911 I'm flick 5 daggers for an hour >:3
Google Translate is secretly Toga Himiko confirmed.
@@nezuko_kamado5400 WELL IM FLICKING A SWORD FOR A YEAR
"the paper is satisfied with the toilet"
The toilet:
The paper: yeah this is good
Next time someone asks me how to cook chicken: "You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat!"
“Dinner aaaaand back to the bathroom.”
Taco bells motto
XDXDXD
Zeta Alpha lol
Lol
Fun fact: I never have Diarrhea from Taco Bell.
That’s chefs food from total drama
3:52 Guys! We need to help the cheese!
I’m more worried about the pig that’s being processed *for 2-3 minutes*
"dinner, aaaaand back to the bathroom"
Taco Bell in a nutshell.
"34 mornings, 4 minutes."
Um... Impressive?
Incredibly long cooking time and even after 34 days it still needs 4 more minutes
Jan Christoffersen lol
I FOUND WALDO!!
This has nothing to do about your comment but did you ever hear this joke? Here it is:Why does Waldo we’re stripes? So he can’t be spotted🤣
SapphireKatGamer that’s a good joke! I’ve never heard that!
“I am with a few cats and many parents, and I look for little.”
Google translate dating profile
But she's already dating her cats
@@goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 oh god
@@camryn866 Lol I'm just kidding
Love how no. of likes on all the replies are consecutive multiples of 3 😂
Must be a teacher.
2:50 sounds like a comedy movie to me
It sounds like 50 first dates
Dinner! And back to the bathroom
Moments after eating tacobell
Nightshade juice...daggers...fire...
Google Translate, homicidal as ever.
True that
*sigh* when is it not...
Sounds like the Hunger Games
XD XD
Luna !
...yES
“The paper is satisfied with the toilet”
-google translate 2019.
ReaperPlayz toilet paper???
@@gaygoblin3898 *coronavirus has joined the chat*
*Social distancing has joined the chat*
"The bathroom is happy to function"
-Google 2019 to be interpreted.
Salt, Paper and Intermediate Copy.
The only one that can make sponsors enjoyable 😂
“I am flipping my dagger for 15 minutes”
My magical girl oc in a nutshell
“Hide hidden plans” literally again another magical girl oc I have In a nutshell 💀
Tell me more about them.
@@Closemusic16 I literally forgot half of their lore lmao
"I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes"
*Casual smile like she wants to kill all of us*
You call that casual?
im crying
She found out while singing Toto's "Africa" that she can not seduce hundreds of people. Poor her, I can understand why she wants to kill all of us. 😂
Yeah
"hide hidden plans"
Google translate: gradually...
Us: *WATERMELON*
Gradually WaterMelon
aqua rose
Yes
"Don't" I ALREADY DID BUDDY BOYYYYY
Yassssssssssss
Ikr
“Dinner! And back to the bathroom!”
Perfect representation of thanksgiving dinner XD
"the pig is processed for 2-3 minutes until the cheese was injured" I'm dying ;_)
"gradually"
**looks directly at camera**
"don't"
But the thing is she will never be able to hear that word without immediate 😶🤗😉🤔😏😶😥😀😂😆🙂🙄😣😑
*G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N*
WATERMELON
gradually waterme-
*don’t*
I was thinking watermelon.
Half the episodes: Google translate is edgy and suicidal
The other half: Google translate is an insane murderer
Yep sounds right 😏
@@nezuko_kamado5400 wht is it with u and this😏??!
@@coollemondrop1484 I really don't know lol 😅
@@nezuko_kamado5400 ok!...😏 im joking.... uh... ok bye!
Don’t forget google translate: the crazy simultaneous optimist/pessimist
Get better, cheese! I hope you heal from your injury.
"I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes"
"Nightshade juice"
"Hide hidden plans"
We all know where this is going
Google Translate is a trickster! Is that what you're trying to say?
@@KBMoonlight no I mean Google Translate wants to murder
@@kanelinden9400 I guess she's just like me. But I'm killing plants! Mwa ha ha ha! I don't know how to take care of them...
@Oggy thank you
Can you translate house chores?
BelovedFriend Oh yes!!!! Please!!!!
Nice name BelovedFriend
Omg yesss
If this happens I hopefully won’t have to do chores ever again!
Translate Marilyn Manson or Gangnam Style next please!
"Gradually" I don't know how you expect us to not
WATERMELON
I did it
*watermelon*
GRADUALLY WATERMELON
This is a fandom of inside, ridiculous jokes
"You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat"
I felt that 😔✊
so emotional…
*That one moment when you realise all of this comedy is actually an ad-*
I’m willing to give an ad some attention if it works for it and entertains me without ticking me off.
"Gradually w-"
Me: GRADUALLY WATERMELON?!
Legit my reaction
^ same here, my dude.
Malinda: Gradually, DON’T
Me: *whispers* gradually watermelon
@QBGelephant1123 For 15 minutes
I love the look on her face when she says I’m flicking this dagger
3:47 *He is kneeling*
got me lol
"Dinner aaand back to the bathroom."
Same
Literally my incontinence.
@@nuxx1876 Mine is a randomly enlarged prostate that I have to take Flomax for.
@@nuxx1876 Perhaps genetics. Alternatively, you may need to reevaluate your diet.
@@nuxx1876 Not it.
Indeed. 😂😂
I love how you made a video about your sponsor instead of shoehorning it in. Nice job! Made me laugh.
Thanks for the heart and likes!
Yeah, she's done that before and it's the best :D
MOONKITTI FAN???
@@Three-Moonwatchers LET US RISE
“The pig was processed for 2-3 minutes until the cheese was injured”
I died right there
3:40 I almost thought it said “barking dish”
Are u reading a dog’s newspaper or something 😂
SEND 8 TO 8 BOWLS
Google Translate: At least three minutes before serving the food-
Me: WOW, YOU GOT IT!
Google Translate: we sleep.
Me: *Smashes computer*
well, if you sleep you are also waiting.
@@coplaud no u
3:57 if you wanna know the time
It's not a bad idea though. Sleeping is always very much appreciated.
@@coplaud Is it a better comment now? :D
"You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat."
The most inspirational quote I've heard all week.
@Kyle Schultz *Oh I've heard some VERY inspirational quotes. Ever used Inspirobot?*
That was deep😥
1:16 - Nobody, for a split second: ...
You: ... I don't have a fireplace.
Me: Huh.
"You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat."
*sniff* they have such a way of words.
1:39
Don’t you hate it when you try to cut potatoes but accidentally send a pineapple to the 4th dimension?
That's what scares me most about cooking... Other than heat of course. I can just imagine my past life's weird goddess sister popping out of the portal the pineapple made /with/ the pineapple but she made it have the characteristics of all the fnaf animatronics.
That hasn't actually happened before. I wish it did though... *Cries in sad grape noises*
Actually the 4.5th dimension as a cubic cube would be x^3 • x^3 which is x^6 but it is half cubic, cubes so x^4.5 = x^3•x^1.5=x^4.5
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 you high?
@@gamesandglory1648 uh nerd (jk)
Then We Are Decided Of course not. I'm just crazy. Also I was joking. r/whoosh.
“Dinner and back to the bathroom.” Sounds like me when I cook. 😂
Lmao
Honest mood
My parents would say that about me
sounds like Taco Bell lol
Sounds like me after Taco Bell Tuesday I swear-
I asked Gordon Ramsey about how to cook chicken, he said go ask Matilda.
She responded -'you can chicken the chicken in the heat on the heat'.
Bloody legend
3:52 Broil "until the cheese was injured" is definitely how I will describe "until the cheese has melted" from now on!😂🤣
Malinda: gradually *has caption saying don't*
Me:*whispers* watermelon
3:07 "Add egg and stir for 4-5 minutes, until it cools down"
That almost made sense.
Y-right?????
That sounds like reasonable instructions, like i can follow it
Her: *trying to cook dinner*
Google translate: *planning war*
Anyone else absolutely love when she cracks for a second and starts laughing? I love that so much
"You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat"
I wish they taught me this at school
Omg lol
@x50x xfuckupsx I thought it was a bug
@x50x xfuckupsx I thought it was a fly and I spent 10 seconds trying to move it off before I realized it was their pfp
And I hate flies so I kinda hate the pfp too
I thought there is a fly in my screen
Same
My friends ask me how to make chicken
Me: you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat
"I am with a few cats *meows in the distance* and many parents"😂 0:49
3:57 describes me alot
It doesn’t describe me I will eat the food while it is still cooking if I’m hungry enough
I'd like to see what Gordon Ramsay thinks of the end result
It's a fuc...oh, wait, this is REALLLLLY F*CKING GOOD!!!
*takes a bite*
*I T 'S D R Y*
We need him to react to this.
"IT'S FUCKING RAW" xDDDD i watch hells kitchen and thats like a line he says at least 5 times each ep hahahaha
@@FruitBowlsAreMyThing I mostly watch Kitchen Nightmares, but Hell's Kitchen is pretty good too.
"Take care of this recipe...
_...and start just outside your _*_garden garden..._*
*_M A K E Y O U!"_*
That reminds me of those youtubers who yell something weird before the actual video starts, like doctor Mike saying "Beewoop!"
Madam you are probably the best person on youtube LITERALLY EVERY VIDEO gets at least one chuckle out of me OR "Enjoy sharing on CZcams" (How the heck did i get that?!?!?!)
*34 mornings. 4 minutes.* why does this lowkey sound like a reality show😂
Top 10 tongue twisters:
You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat
It sounded almost Shakespearean :P
Oh hey Ruby!
I made a different one a while ago: “you can kitchen a chicken, but you can’t chicken a kitchen “ 😂
@@sonora3468 who are you, may i ask?
Bay blade blue bay burst
“I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes!”
~Loki when he’s bored
Would've been if it was *30 MINUTES*
Yesss!!! Omg this is so true though. I feel like he would do this in Heaven. Or Hell. It could go either way. RIPLoki
Me: *sees someone who also loves the avengers* WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS!!
@@sethunt6377 Yassss 😂
Thor is crying at a corner 😢
Your videos cheer me up. I feel like i might have some kind of depression, and your videos always make me laugh
You're amazing malinda💜
No one:
Literally no one:
Not one person:
Google translate: HIDE THE HIDDEN PLANTS!
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even the pyromaniacs:
Google translate: THERE IS ALSO A LAMP AND A HUGE FIRE!
The plants are already hidden so no need to hide them lmao 😂😂
Katharine Wiltshire ye
Katharine Wiltshire it’s fine
Plants
Bruh
The cheese is injured
1 like = 1 band-aid.
Edit-the cheese has been healed
We are going to suffocate the cheese
Rye McGowen what the hell
HANNAH COATES lmao
This is a problem that can't be ignored any longer! Every year hundreds of pieces of cheese get injured due to the malicious practices performed in kitchens. Sometimes, they get life changing injuries. But together, we can stop innocent cheeses these terrible events! For every like, CZcams would donate one plaster and help to rehabilitate cheeses and prepare them for better life. Let's give better life to cheese now!
Now why would would I want to do that? Cheese is just the waste product of bacteria. In other words, bacteria poop. I do not want to heal bacteria poop.
I needed that laughter this morning, THANK YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My cheeks are hot and pink from laughing so much today thank you translator fails you make my day!
"gradually"
me: GRADUALLY WATERMELLON, GRADUALLY WATERMELLON, GRADUALLY WATERMELLON
Don't
Gradually 🍉
@@wintertheampharos4725 she said "Don't" can people here even read
I'm in love with your system oh me oh my oh me oh my
Why is cringe madr
Teacher: "Cooking Contest is coming up soon!"
Me: *follows Google Translate's recipe*
Yes
Yes
Yes
I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes
you cook for 34 days in only 4 minutes?!
Man i love your videos.
Keep going, dont give up!
Jokes aside that acutally does look really good
*You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat.*
That's the most Google Translate has ever made sense..
"I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes!"
"HIDE HIDDEN PLANS!!!!"
"Cover the nail polish...."
".....until the cheese was injured!"
me: *um*
mR. cHEesE?!?!
Don’t forget the pig!!!
“You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat.”
dont injure the cheeze D:
I don’t laugh very easily but these get me every time lol I love them
“34 mornings four minutes”
It’s that even possible?
when someone asks me what is it like to be lactose intolerant
2:08
Me before I found out I was gluten intolerant
It sucks
Irritable bowel syndrome for me.
I get sick every time I get stressed and I get stressed a lot because this world is fucking nightmare fuel.
RyanTheBeautiful Sameeeeee
Lol, I only get sick when I have lactose.
When you said "whisk gradually" I was thinking of "gradually watermelon"😂
Ok, but seriously, who wasn’t?
@@nonsense618 Um, people who missed that video?
I think that's why she wrote 'don't' on the screen so people wouldn't keep quoting 'gradually watermelon' in the comments 😂
Oh boy. I guess that's the reason why she said "Don't". Prepare the water of melons full of laughter gradually at each video. 😅
Saaameeee
These videos are so good, that even when watching the same video for the 10th time, I still laugh as much as I did the first time I ever watched it, never get's old 🤣🤣🤣
When you’re willing to watch an ad because it’s funny gives us the same vibe as this video
"Back to the bathroom"
"We sleep"
There's a lot we have to do in addition to cooking dinner.
"We can can chicken the chicken in the heat of the heat."
Malinda is trying to keep a straight face, but I'm not on camera so I burst out laughing.
Omg wOw so many likes! How?! Also oof I used to write like that ugh so cringy
i made this a very lAwng time ago I'm 13 now but like wUT? Why so many likes :0
Hello
@@apolbby ok
l mean same XD
@@aakano15 step chicken
That sounds like my 8-year old self saying senseless things.
You never fail to make me laugh, new sub.
Hilarious as always!
*"IT MUST BE THE CENTER OF THE WINNNNND"*
LMAO
The sequel to "Colors of the Wind."
@@mysticqueen3551 LmAo
OMG that was the best bit!
Sounds like the name of a dramatic romcom from the 90s.
Have you ever translated GPS directions? Could be interesting :)
Oh yeah
That would be pretty epic XD
And would get you lost and in the worst case scenario you get killed by cars
Lakshita Sudhakar worst case scenario you get sent into a different realm that's is made of kale
@@ryanxin1848 yeah that would suck
Hahahahahahah! So freaking hilarious! Everything is amazing.
This looks so good!