GOOGLE TRANSLATING MY HATE COMMENTS
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*Acne* a universal constant.
Yeah, I have absolutely horrible acne, and Malinda's is hardly anything! There's no reason to point it out and make her feel bad anyways, she's probably doing all she can to fix it. Not to mention it doesn't even look like acne, it just looks like freckles
I think you misunderstood John's comment....
Plenty of water, good hygiene habits and eating healthy food goes a long way in stopping acne. And dropping weight. And not getting sick.
It even helps you in bed ;)
That's why I can never get rid of it. It's universal.
Some of us just have it harder. I clean my face three times a day, and always use a newly cleaned pillow. Still a major problem.
"I ask you a question: bad sex you have?"
I lost it XD
Yesh I know right. 😂😆
A hater just got owned. Ouch!
Me too 😂
Lol sameee
666th likes
“Can’t trust google” did google just expose itself?😂
*gasp*
Yas
No it’s one person to them
EXPOSED!
Yes
Fun fact checking:
Jimmy Fallon hosted The Tonight Show for the first time on *February 24, 2014.*
Malinda posted her first Translated song *February 10, 2014* - two weeks before Fallon even replaced Jay Leno.
So not only did she do this before Fallon did this, she did it before he was even _on_ The Tonight Show.
Yup
Wow, that guy was WAAAAAAAAYYYY off (the hater comment, not this one)
Take that haters!
Got em!
Ikr, these kids think they are clever but they need to use that unused jelly in their head more
Guy: *why am I here?
Google translate: *WhY ArE yOu hErE*
How tf are we supposed to know?
OOOOOOOOOH!
AI translation has gone too far into the meme level :D
@@lieutenantbigz938 trueeeeeee
_Woah._
"Why am I here?" "Why are you here?"
The smartest thing Google has ever translated uwu
1st one is me at school, and the 2nd one are my teachera
Teachers*
** suddenly flashback** TIMES 2
Ikr
Yep!!
"This made me extremely uncomfortable"
*google translate*
"This was a great comfort to me"
How Ironic
Reminds me of how my messages would be understood while on holiday in Japan. “Sorry cannot talk tonight, we will be in Kyoto tomorrow, so talk after.” “How about breakfast tomorrow morning asap?”
2:50
Hater: "I just have one question: what the f*ck is wrong with you????"
GT: "I ask you a question: bad sex you have?"
What a great comeback GT.
N i c e comeback google
Yes you’re right but what about “and I told her that her mother was a bad musician”
GT sounding like Yoda it is
OOHHHHHHH!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hi
"Acne, some things cant be translated away"
Teenage problems
Thank you XD
lmaooo so true tho 😔
Unlucky adult problems too
Oh my god this comment made me get the joke
Me right now 😂
- " why ARE you here?"
- " I told her mother that she was a bad musician"
- " I ask you a question: bad $ex you have?"
Dang Google translate is Savage xD
It’s great at roasting, I’ll give it that
agreed.
Yeah no shit
Yep so *SAVAGE*
Is google translate Yoda as well?
That moment when an automated computer system does better insults than people do
LMAOOOOO
True..
Lol so true
Yea i know right we are improving on insulting human beings
"I told _her_ mother that she was a bad musician!"
"Why am I here?"
"Why are you here?"
I died
"this video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION!* "
Google translate gets some things right
LMAO
U have 666 likes
When you get your first dislike
Truuuuuu
*"Why am i here?"*
*"Why ARE you here?"*
That killed me 😂😂😂😂
Me too...🤣🤣🤣😆😂😂
Ha
Yeah same
ikr 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
GT defending their users be like:
"I told her mother she was a bad musician"
As someone who listens to several family bands, that line is even funnier! (Although I haven't yet seen a mother who's a bad musician...)
uh oh now she use konfu
Destuction.
Lol
OOOOOO
"Come"
"Oh, God please no."
"Cringe."
“Why are you here?”
“I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
“I ask you a question: bad sex you have?”
Google Translate is a badass 😂
Haha ikr😂😂
#ROASTQUEEN
1
XD
@@xo.jaycee What if Google Translate is not a woman? *Insert conspiracy music here*
"I told her mother that she is a bad musician"
I almost thought that Google translate is alive 😂
L Seo I think it is now ;-;
@@eggsoftboiled Diarrhoea is one of the most frequently misspelled words and I once heard a doctor explain how to remember it:
Disaster
Imminent,
Alert!
Run,
Run
Hard
Or
Else
Accident.
has there ever been a more appropriate mnemonic?
@John Melvin they should spell it this way just to have the fun of that mnemonic.
"when I showed this to my mom, she said her song was ruined..
Google translate: I told her mother that she was a bad musician!!!
Me: SHEEEEESH
The fact that a lot of these completely switched from “this is bad!” To “Ohmygosh this is absolute perfection- nothing could ever be better than this!” Is amazing and I love the irony of it, it’s like Google itself is saying “F* off, haters!” 😂
I hope she gets enough hate comments to do another one of the videos. I find it hilarious and she clearly doesn’t care about the haters.
This is how Google translate would describe pregnancy:
you life, your belly.
MoonCakey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hehhehehe
Hotel? Trivago
hmm......how about i translate you:
How does Google Translate explain pregnancy?
Your health is at stake.
@@williamhall6172 pretty much sums it up.
Guy: I hate this video. Is the worst
Google Translate: This video has been insulted. *DESTRUCTION*
*IS* the worst.
The way she emphasized it was hilarious!!!
Thanks for 2.3K Likes! :)
The way she said destruction was the best!
@@isabelguillen4015 now 655
The likes are 666
Haters: *Hates on the channel bc they want it to be shut down*
The Channel: *Makes content out of haters*
Haters: No this isnt how you are supposed to play the game
LOL
the game
CZcams: I'll allow it
LOLZ YASSSS BECOME THE VIDEO HATERS
czcams.com/video/nGKd4Rqj5lQ/video.html
"Why am I here?"
"Why are you here?"
Haters: Wait a minute...
wAIT-
69 likes.
Too magical a number for me to ruin.
"Can't trust Google"
Hey at least they admitted you can't trust Google translate 😂
"Why am I here?"
"Why r u here"
Uno Reverse activated
@@pointlessvideos940 Uhh, they're called "using letters instead of words so that you don't have to write the whole thing." I actually use 'em all the time.
69 likes
@@pointlessvideos940
*I
*Am
*So
*Bored
*That
*I
*Correct
*Slang
*For
*No
*Reason
*Yes
*I
*Correct
*Corrections
*Because
*I
*Am
*Also
*Bored
@@pointlessvideos940 Okay. Look.
Is it really wrong to subtly tell people that anyone can type the way they want?
yessssssss
I love how she just goes:
"Meh idc about the hate comments imma just turn em into a nice video"
That's why she deserves a big thumps up.
Ikr? It’s TRULY AMAZING! Like, the haterz are TRYING TO HATE AND BE MEAN, BUT, little do they realize, they’re actually GIVING HER CONTENT! lol
@@mudkip4615 *Thumps*
@@mudkip4615 Yeah, and any wow who says that she doesn’t deserve a big thumps up has to realize that’s just wow’s opinion.
Comment: “why am I here”
Milda: “why are you here”
My mind: *AHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Malinda* or according to GT Malanda?
@@penguin22penguin22 thank you, and sorry 😅
_Haters: no_
*Translator Fails: Uno Reverse Card*
Hmmm what's opposite of no
Uno Reverse Card: *YES!!!*
"why am I here?"
"why are you here"
I'm dying xDDD
Anouk Eaglepaw another has bitten the dust and has died
I am your 100th like
oh my god thank you so much :O
Anouk Eaglepaw me too lmao xD
Anouk Eaglepaw valid question
Malinda: Some things can't get translated away
Me: *sobs* Why does google translate have to be so BRUTAL??? Ahhhhhhhh
"Why am I here?"
"Why *are* you here?"
*GOOGLE TRANSLATE BURN*
Hater: "Why am i Here?"
Google "Why are you Here?"
Me: YE WHY ARE U HERE THEN?!
Me: Yay, come in haters, earn Malinda more money by watching her videos and commenting hate! She just gets more money!
why AM i here, then?
"I showed my mom this and she says her song is ruined"
"I told your mom she's a bad musician"
DAMNNNNNN SAVAGEEEEEEEE
I love how when she wanted to sound threatening but it sounded like she was hitting on the haters😂
I can just imagine roasting someone and saying: *DESTRUCTION*
when plebs think that a youtube took the idea of some major tv show, not realising its the other way around, now THAT is pure insomnia and diabetes which i can see with my eyes
Curse I think you mean Cancer and AIDS Right I got this right
same diff
Acne
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 golden, love it
Insomnia and Diabetes lol
"You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed."
I mean, you're not wrong, but you can't blame me for trying to find where I belong in this world.
That sentence is really phylosophic.
Philosophic. Sorry. That probably sounded rude. I'm a spelling geek.
Moonlone Silence don't worrie I speek french, so your comment is good for me.
Now I can write correctly philosophic, thank you. 😁
Olivier Martin, *speak. Okay, now I feel like I've put something into this conversation. I'm backing out now.
I made a mistake in "speak", that's awkward. 😅
I love how near the start of the video Malinda is “threatening” the haters and the screen is all red then it just switches to happy intro music🤣
How can someone hate her? She is such a nice, funny and crazy person. I'm loving it.
I totally agree!
Me when I see a hater: “this video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION!”
I’m your 69th like 😏
same
Same lolllllllll
ThatVeganTeacher : harassing dream
Me: this minecraft CZcamsr has been insulted DESTRUCTION!!
I am at this part when I read this lol
I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM AND SAID HER SONG WAS RUINED
I TOLD HER MOTHER SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN!!!!
YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT GOOGLE!
Melody 128 Ohhhh rosted!!!
Rekt
p e r S o n : why am I here
Google trans : why are YOU here
Me: OHHHHHHHH
@Nagito Komaeda ye
Even the hate comment videos are extraordinarily wholesome.
“I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
GET ROASTED BY GOOGLE TRANSLATE!
*GET WREKT HATERZ!!!*
"I just have one question: what the f*** is wrong with you?"
" I ask you a question: bad s*x you have"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
666 likes OwO
Acne
Caleb is style, but bad on what he trying to do.
HI CALEB!!! You aren’t bad :3 Your kewl
You got style
You got grace
You got an awesome beard on yo face
You always look on fleek - you are style goals lol
😂😂😂😂
Caleb is style, Caleb is LIFE!
"just to rub it in to the haters a little more, this video is sponsored" Love it 😆
At the beginning I thought she said “this vid is sponsored by square space whether you need it or not”
Half the translates made more sense than the original comments! And I love the way the translates turned into either a comeback or a positive spin on the original😂
Maya Joy Original
I showed my mom this and she said her song was ruined
Google
I said your Mother Is a Bad MUSICIAN
Maya Joy e
"you do not fit into big trees. Of course, you do not fit into seeds."
That sounds like life advice.
ikr
Sounds like inspirobot.
The trees made me think of Evan Hansen.
@Super Greyflash I think it was calling the person who wrote the comment fat,
@Super Greyflash That, or it's about being humble and recognizing you're small, because it's the only way to grow big xD
But like, then the original was Chinese, and the translator was bad at English. He meant to say: "You can't fit into a big tree, if you don't fit into a seed first."
The sheer malice and false accusations from some of those haters is staggering for a channel so innocuous. Good on you for letting them roll off your back and turning them into more content!
0:27 don’t mind me, just doing this so I can watch it over and over and over and over
**GHASP** This video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION*
The ProSkillzBoyz **GASP** THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN INSULTED! *DeStRuCtIoN!*
"You do not fit into big trees, of course do not fit into a seed"
Why does it sound so much like a weird proverb about excessive ambitions or your place in society?
Woah
It’s sounds more like a roast tbh
Ikr
Seed*
It probably had "strain at a gnat, swallow a camel" somewhere in its history.
I love how the translates are often RESPONSES
1:22
LEGIT THO. Every time I see hate my only question is: *"if you hate it so much then why are you here?"*
"You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed."
That legit sounds like something Buddha would say.
Jacob Sanchez it reminded me of the Winnie the Pooh episode when he gets stuck in a tree...
Both fat dispensers of wisdom
Jacob Sanchez I thought of Gandalf.
I like how Google ether turns the mean comments into compliments or sick burns to shoot back at them most the time. (By the way, that's a cute shirt you're wearing.)
Rashuanu true!
Acne will never get translated.
WIN-WIN!
Sometimes both.
Stalker Cat
I still don't get how Acne was a hate comment in the first place
2:54 Yoda good insult has.
YASSSS! Go Malinda!!!!! Positivity is everywhere with you, thanks for your wonderful videos!
"MALANDA! BOBBY JOKES!"
"Bobby can't think too much thinking"
*Google knows Bobby too well*
I LOVE THAT VIDEO!!!!
@@ilovepandas8169 😁😁
Also, Bobby doesn't believe, neither does he have faith.
Poor Bobby am I right?
440 THUMPS UP
Dab on the haters? Nah.
*_Google translate the haters._*
EEEEYYYYYY COFFEEE
The one where it went, “Malenda! Bobby jokes.” Happened to be the best for me because I just happens to be watching Supernatural like 15 minutes ago.
“You life, your belly” has me dead lmao 😂
Hater.- **Being mean**
Google Translate.- *Silence Mortal*
To be honest.
Google Interpreter - Personal Peace
4
My brain:So your a god now?
Acne.......
Acne.
Some things can't be translated away...
I died 😂😂😂😂
literally me though....
These Google Translate videos never gets old!
So true!
This is golden. Thank you~
*YOU DEVERVE A BIG THUMPS UP!*
She deserves all the thumps ups
@Theo'sAnimatedLife XDD
She needs a THUMPS up! 😂
Lol, yes she does!
Its thumbs up not thumps up
"Cringe"
"Come"
"Oh god, please no"
"THANK YOU OH GOD!"
Thank you, that will be all
I loved this and I don't think it's a rip off. It's been such a good laugh seeing all these videos. They're amazing!
I love that you did this and had so much fun. I definitely had a great time
“I showed this to my mom, she said the song was ruined”
Google: “I told her mom that she was a bad musician”
Me: UNO REVERSE B`BAHAHAHAH
Amazing
@1000 Watts
How?
(Btw, I’m sorry for that rude comment, I guess I was just in a mood that day.)
@@NoName-ld7gg armyyyyyyyyyyyyy wait u were the person who said that hate comment?
@[Park Jimin]
Yeah, I’m very sorry. Idk what got into me that day. I would never even consider saying something that rude.
Uno reverse card NOW ITS THE YOU THATS GETTING B`BAHAHAHAHAH!!
Hater: “Wow can’t believe you ripped off jimmy Fallons google translate series.”
Malinda: *Existential crisis*
I’m pretty sure she started before that
@@sirk603 thats the point they ripped her off
Who is he anyway?
MALINDA! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE BEAUTY YOU BRING INTO THE WORLD!
0:46 my brain when i fall asleep
"I showed my mom and she said her song was ruined."
*"I told her mom that she was a bad musician"*
Got fucking obliterated
He just got burnd from Google
Actually it was..
Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.”
Translated: “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
@@galaxydemonidk7931 who cares, it's still good
@@galaxydemonidk7931 oh well Id est quod Id est
Just blocking out the haters with those watermelons and shapes
Beth xxx Gradually so.
I laike litle child
Beth xxx SAAAAME
But Gradually
Gradually watermelon BOMBS!
Oh my God I'm watching this years later & it still cracks me up to the point where my stomach hurts. You are great at this. I don't get who in their right mind would say these to u. U are amazing! Keep it up
This video is a masterpiece and I love it.
“Thumps up” 😂 how could anyone hate you?
"Now Google Translate,pick one word you wish to save from ridiculousness"
Google Translate:"Acne! I choose you!"
ROTFLMAO!!!! This was a great comment! :D
diamonddog 19 underrated lol
I translated acne through many layers and got dance
2:23 When Google Translate had better comebacks than you...
I honestly love your videos. They brighten up my day so much😂 thank you for doing what you do :)
i translated the title.....
my results:
GOOGLE translate bad words for me
i also did...
Google said:Including my hate points
what did you translate it too?
i translated it too much and i got Google has translated my bad language
It's accurate
I translated it and it was
Google has changed its mind
Edit: I translated it again:
Google translated my idea of hate.
Nobody:
Not even me:
Google translate: " You do not fit into big trees, of course "
And of course, not into a small seed
This is fat jokes on a whole other level
@@vedamaharaj truee :p
Iskall85: well yes, but actually no
I’ve never laughed this hard ever in my life
I think you're videos are hilarious and very entertaining. Thank you for all your work and making my day a little lighter. Oh, and by the way you have a great voice.
"Acne"
"Acne"
The more words you have, the less accurate the translation is
Icey THANK YOU, O GOD
Google Translate says:
"The more words you have, the more accurate your translation will be."
@_sweetxdreams_ imma translate that into French
@_sweetxdreams_ plus vous avez de mots, plus votre traduction est précise
@@chickennugget1165 I am French, and this translation is actually accurate.
Hater: Acne
Google Translate: Acne
Me: Acne never goes awayyyyy.😭
*pain
@Auggie Doggie I feel you
Thank you! Oh God!
LOL
Ikr Acne NEVER leaves 😢
Who the hell could hate her, honestly if you don't have anything good to say don't say it haters, love your channel it makes me laugh and smile ignore all those hate comments you are the best Malinda 👍😁💝.
You are one of my fave youtubers by the way, I love what you do! Or as google translate says:
"Anyway, you are one of my favorite CZcams viewers, I love what you do!"
I translated "I like french fries" to several different languages before translating it back to English. "I want a good nose." Needless to say, I believe all of these are real.
....I do want a good nose
😂😂
Is Google translate actually Voldemort?
Well DUH
So...Voldy likes French fries, does he?
I love how she doesn’t care of the hate comments and having fun with them.
Ik
Yeah and we have the almost the same icon name
Patricia G_ lol we do
@@GlowBFF Wat do u mean
karm againt haters
Can we appreciate how she just translates her haters
You are literally my favorite CZcamsr 🥰
All the fans once you read those mean comments
“This video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION.” XD
This video has made my morning
Popcicle Cat me too
I like how some of the original comments already sound translated
I know
well it's is quite possible, that they are tbh ;)
True
Haha, spot on! XD
Actually, this is one of those videos where the translated comments sounded way more intelligent, almost poetic.
Anytime I am sad I watch your videos and I feel better thank you for doing this
‘Why am I here? 🙄’
‘Why *are* you here?’
This line always gets me no matter how many times I watch this vid lmao