Google Translate Explains How to Wash Your Hands
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youre fricking amazing! I love all your work, please stay safe!
Translator fails your amazing I love all your translations on songs I think if you made a translated vid of like a short story or something would be hilarious food for thought but anyway I hope you have as much fun making this as I do watching
"The hands are gone"
"Open your neck and bend your hips"
Google Translate is an amputee.
"This is a prison practice!"
It's also an ex-prisoner.
Apparently there's a storyline to these now.
@@circle3565 And in "New Rules" she was not quite familiar with it
1:16 sounds like it’s also an anarchist
*sweats profusely in risk of torture*
"Bend your hips. This is a prison practice."
Well, that's what American movies that take place in prison say...
WAITNO-
It took a while, but I got it-
As long as you hold onto the soap you’re ok
@1:39 I laughed so hard! LMAO
Don't drop the soap
“I can’t see any thing good” Google translate just described herself
yes
yes, but actuly yes..
Yes
@YeetYoteArts nah she described the whole world
jen anning In my 2nd language Google Translate is a male.
“This is a prison practice” as she explains how to snap someone’s neck then knock them over
But otherwise, the attack would be bad
@@The-ix5tb good one
XD
BAHAHAHAHHA XD XD XD GOD I LOVE U SO MUCH!
REPEAT THE ACTIVITY!!
"Clean your ass." So that's why people hogged TP.
Stephen Gilberg must be
I mean that would explain it...
A clean ass IS important...
Underrrated Comment.
Yes yes Google translate is telling you to hord tp
"Dry your hands well." "Clean your ass."
That explains the whole toilet paper shortage! Malinda, you're a genius! :D
No, credits to GT
Health advice for everyone in the world: "Dry your hands well"
Health advice for French people: 2:05
Soap
@@vari1535 I think they meant she's a genius for figuring out that GT caused the toilet paper shortage.
@@francescosacca6674 I don't get it
“Your majesty, the army is committed to your lord that it will not be yours!” Sounds like something out of a fantasy book
And your PFP matches
Yeah...I wonder...
or maybe what the Crusade said to people
REPEAT THE ACTIVITY!
Sounds like a fantasy book
Malinda: **washing hands like a normal person during the covid-19 times**
Google translate: *WAR AND PRISON!*
The breast feeding police is now a things
Did you hear the wash fruit later
Yeah, clearly Google Translate was ahead of the times when it came to interpreting "wash your hands (and wear a mask)" as "they're infringing upon my freedoms!"
"this is a prison practice!"
Malinda: Standard useful tips on hygiene
Google Translate: Prisoner of War survival guide
Hmm, either that or it’s an extreme anarchist
random name we must comfort the bag with our own hands
Yeeeeee
So So Very True
Clean your ass lol
Malinda: Don't listen to Google Translate.
Google Translate: *FEED ON GOOGLE TRANSLATE*
My concious, debating on whether to Google anything I don't understand.
“Open you neck and bend your hips. ThIs Is A pRiSoN pRaCtIcE!”
Sounds like a prison practice.
More like suicide activity
@@wolfdragongaming9538 lol
Cruel and unusual punishment?
PFFFt dead💀
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions yeah
I see.
*GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS TRY TO WARN US THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE IN AN AMBUSH AND SHE IS TRYING TO PREPARE US OH MY LORD-*
She is gonna be the terminator but want to give us Chance
@Agatha Anselmi let's behead them :D
Again...
0.0
wait fuck im a tudor queen-
The ambush of covid??
Google translate skipped washing her hands and just got rid of them
No hands, no problem!
😂
@@1Thunderfire 😂😂
That's also a way to do it 🤷🏻♀️
Haha
google : "i can't see anything good"
same, google, same
"Wash fruit later."
*Well.. that's accurate.*
"Hands are palms and clothes... dust."
*Pure poetry*
“Open your neck and bend your hips"
What???
"This is a prison practice!"
Oh okay
It' basicaly nearly-headless nick in harry potter in prison
Malinda: Washing her hands
Google Translate: Preparing for war
XD
are they not the same thing?
@@charcharslide239 LOL HAHA
"Time to wash their hands and fingers with dry grass"
xD
1:59 her delivery is INCREDIBLE there is no way she could have made this any funnier i love her i can't stop laughing
1st reply in 2 years
@@alexholley2712 haha yes well done' and thank you for bringing me back to this video again
hello! 9mon later :D
@@pinkybunny aaaand i have been summoned again. soap
@@acediaethos4469 the periods of time between summonings are getting less and less. you will likely be summoned yet again tomorrow.
"I can't see anything good"
Neither can I. Neither can I.
_"Hands are palms. Clothes, dust"_
-_google translate_
Google Translate decides to go philosophical I guess
So profound
English teachers: 😢😭
What a beautiful thing to say...
...brought a tear to my eye.
This is a prison practice
google translate do be spitting straight facts tho.
"soap"
"clean your ass"
Why did GT (Google Translate) have to curse? Why Google?
@@frankiebauman8242
He's quoting the video, the the girl in the video not to swear
@@frankiebauman8242 It was Google translate, not Alexander
@@revolvingworld2676 and idt thats even a swear word.
@@XurAziX Idk I was told that when I was a kid
I'm not a kid anymore
"Your Majesty the army is committed to the lord that it will not be yours. Repeat the Activity" - I think GT just summed up 90% of the French history
Is no one else going to talk about how she’s encouraging us to stay compassionate and kind?
"Mix the soap with you hands. The hands are gone."
When your soap is sulfuric acid
even better. aqua regia 😂😂
lololololololol
omg ikr I hate when that happpens!
“The hands are gone”
Dang it, I hate it when they do that
*Iron Giant has entered the chat.*
Well if you don´t have hands they cant get infested with the virus anymore... sounds like a plan
@@DarkwoodWanderer ye but they will come back after 1min
So truw
To quote SpongeBob Krusty Krab Training Video. "Now that's thorough. Ha ha"
“Hands are palms and clothes dust”
“Why do i have a bunch of dust in my wardrobe mom?”
"clean your ass"
i died on this part xD
I died on all of it 😂
@@cherryqreme too
"hands are palms, and clothes... dust"
Damn Google translate is more poetic than my English textbook
All we are is dust in the wind...
We are all made of dust...
And magic.
Malinda: "Dry your hands well"
Google: *"cLEaN yOUr AsS"*
Me: _Google how'd you know-_
Karlitos Espaldon owo what’s this
Oya oya
@@pepsi-cola2791 idk, maybe a revelation? Proves google aint washing their hands after their as-
Yea, just wash your ass with your hands
Karlitos Espaldon Ooh.
Malinda : * Washing hands *
Google translate: PrEpArE fOr WaR
I love how Malinda tells us to be safe. It's funny but serious. It's hard to achieve that.
“Mix the soap with your hands”
“The hands are gone”
wow that’s some toxic soap
New idea I just had: google translate sings toxic
Well to me it sounded like you chop off your hands and mix them into batter with soap.
That soap must be made with xenomorph blood.
FeiraDragon yes
Google Translate is a big fan of the handwashing procedures of the Krusty Krab Training Video
"Don't listen to Google translate."
" *FEED ON GOOGLE TRANSLATE.* "
Same
yum google translate is *SIMPLY delicious*
@@gachabloxgirl3958 FEED ON GOOGLE TRANSLATE
:O another Hamilton fan?!?
Google translate is becoming sentient
1:20
Positivity at its finest during this pandemic
If you’re trying to stay positive, clap your hands 👏👏
MT TEACHER: right an essay on the importance of hygiene during the pandemic.
ME: * Goes here for some information*
you essay: *Hands are palms and clothes, are dust" "Wash fruit later" "Crack your neck and bend your hips, this is a prison practise"*
@@orangemiffy7194 also the essay: *clean your a$$*
Google translate teaches you how to kill the coronavirus
Yes, if there is no host the virus will die
@@Doodle128 *FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Tell them I have the coronavirus
By comforting a bag
Circle is my favorite color can’t kill us if we kill ourselves
"don't worry about buying, feed on google translate"
google translate is taking over isn't it
yup I strongly agree
Nah I don't like tofu that much.
Hmmmmmm..... maybe
I want to like this comment but there are 333 likes and 2 reasons I want to leave 333
1. 333 is my favorite number
2. OCD
Isn’t that the truth
“The hands are gone”
*Casually starts crying and laughing and rolling off the bed*
I regret watching this at 1:00 AM, I’m literally eating my blanket so I don’t make a noise, cuz my parents are in the next room and I don’t want them to find me 🤭
rip
“The breastfeeding police was around the early 1900s.”
They should teach us about this in history class.
EDIT: Thanks for all the likes, it’s good to know there are other people interested in learning about the breastfeeding police 😂
Honestly this sounds interesting
Edit: the breastfeeding police is an actual thing, but it's not what I thought it would be :( (it's not cursed, just disappointing)
The breastfeeding police is a real thing guys:
A mum who is a police is breastfeeding their kid in the 1900’s
💁🏻♀️
I agree
Does the breastfeeding police force accept volunteers? Asking for a friend, obviously...
Ashleyworld UwU it’s pretty self-explanatory.
Nobody:
Google Translate: *Open your neck and bend your hips*
This is a prison practise
O p e n y o u r n e c k
They didn’t mention how to open ur neck...
Google translate: teaching kids how to twerk and commit suicide
**rips open neck**
1:39 *me telling my friends how to escape class*
Google translate: Sometimes its war preparations and other times its a poetic cooking show.
Google somewhat gets the seriousness of this war aginst the Coronavirus, but focusses a bit to much on the war part.
Well we now know tofu helps against torture. That's good to know right? We should panic buy tofu next to get milder symptoms.
@@sophienugre4161 yes we must all buy tofu
Sophie Nugre i literally laughing at this
"Open your neck and bend your hips."
Yoga in a nutshell
Yes... Yes YESYEYSYEYSYES
At least the prison version of yoga.
No it's to get used to how prisoners are treated
Sketchy Skies Don't do yoga. Seriously though. Don't.
0:46 “Yeah, I could wash my hands … but look at this cool handbag!”
That straight face you keep while doing this makes me laugh so hard you're amazing 😂
*About to be tortured*: Wait no, I have Tofu!!!
*Gets released immediately*
Those lucky vegans and Asians with their anti-torture-tofu.
@@reginawinter6095
Here comes the waterboa- Oh dang, is that tofu?
Dat's all ya needed to say, gimme some fam.
A tofu a day keeps the torture away.
Anyone notice how tofu rhymes with "no u" yet?
*pulls out tofu* no u
“turn off the faucet with a towel”
*”soap”*
"Dry your hands well."
*"clean ur ass"*
-"feed on google translate"-
@@realdeadlyyarns7302 yes lol
"Oops"
I dont know why but I cant understand this question
“Simultaneous use of tofu” XD
Especially if there is a risk of torture!
y e s.
tofu has a lot of calcium so its good to eat during times of torture and blood loss actually. I know cause I did. However my stepdad kept on stealing it and then I was stuck eating carrots :( I can now make tofu scrambles without them being stolen or experiencing torture :)
The part where she said "open your neck and bend your hips" really got me, im literally crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever there is something that lightly insults Google Translate, It gets translated as it compliments itself.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!!
Hey, google just has a big ego...
@@koolkitty108 I Google translated what you said 😂. Hey, Google has a lot of resources.
it also defends Malinda, remember that haters video?
I decided to test this and when I translated 'google translate is evil' into a few languages, it came out as 'Google translate works well.'
part of the machine not a human being is that really what it said? Haha, that’s funny
"Hands are palms and cloths dust" very inspiring quote from Google translate
Embraces turning clothes to dust and nudism?
This quote makes me want to do big things with my life😂
Clothes*
Now say it with a British accent.
typo
During quarantine, me and my mom repeatedly watched her vids because they're amazinh and i was suffering severe anxiety and ur vids really helped. thank you!
“You must open the neck and bend the hips! This is a prison practice “
Wash your hands, and don't drop the soap.😏😉
@@LucysLifeInTheBabyAliveWorld I drop soap all the time in the shower it’s a slippery lil bugger
-Juno
"Soap." And "Clean ur ass."
Must be the two funniest things I've heard today.
My favourite parts too lol 😂
Yes, clean your ass was the most hilarious part of this video. That part is the reason I had to take a shower.
Malinda: shows us how to wash our hands
Google translate: drunk Middle Ages army instructor
True XD
Oh my god xD
So True
malinda: turn off fauset with towel
google: soap
Malinda: *washing hands meanwhile google translate: comfort the bag. WaTeR nEaRbY
Google translate:"soap"
English teachers: D E E P
“You see, the word soap is a symbol to how the world is an unclean place, and that we humans have a responsibility to keep it healthy.” Is what my teacher would say.
@@Nani-lc7ci Lol
Toadette
Real: Actually washes hands
Translate: *comfort the bag with your own hands. W a t e r n e a r b y.*
"Clean you ass."
Google translate just invented the best insult for 2020.
Malinda: rinse the soap off with running water, Turn off the faucet with a towel
Google Translate: Soap.................
Me: great explanation!
Malinda: Being a kind, compassionate, cute person trying to save people.
Google Translate: wAsH yOuR aSs
Edge6669 omg loool
My family is watching a dramatic movie and I'm here sitting and giggling trying not to burst out of laughter from the ,,Clean your ass" line.
Hajajajaj omg
69 likes im happy, that i can Bring u to this number
You are immature because yes. I am immature because yes. We are not- wait a minute. we actually are the same.
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO LOUUDDDD
I died at “open your neck, and bend your hips. This is a prison practice!”
Different forms of punishment:
Moms: "Soap"
Dads: "Clean your ass"
GT: "Open your neck and bend your hips!"
Therapist: Google Prison isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Google Prison:
This is a prison practice!
"This is a prison practice"
I know don't want to go to prison.
@Quoc anh Vu Pham Only when it was the 1900's.
“Hands are plans and clothes _dust.”_
“Mr. Shirt - I don’t feel so good.”
don,t cry im here to help your new comment that is 7 mins ago
You: D:
XD
...if clothes ever do turn to dust im gonna quarrinteen myself whether the world is at danger or not..... seriously I hope that doesn't happen.....
Palms not plans
About washing hands with dry grass, I broke into laughter 0.45 seconds earlier than Malinda did. :D
Your videos cheer me up when I’m sad or Scared! ^^
Everyone: „Dry your hands well.“
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Google Translate: Clean your ass🍑🍑
Google translate explaining people buying out all the toilet paper.
Well it's still a sound advice, isn't it?
Panic buy loo rolls!
With what a 🍆 like this🍆🍑
Google translate confirms the crazy need for over supply of TP
"Open your neck and bend your hips."
" *THIS IS PRISON PRACTICE* "
I don't think this is a thing that prisoners doing.
*It is*
@@poison6084 How did you know
@@phroggothephirst6288 *It just is*
I HOPE it isn't
Pyro you're supposed to say "mmmmpmmmhppppmmmmmhp"
This was amazing... the translations are hilarious and the normal version is actually helpful! i thought i knew how to wash my hands... apparently not! I was washing my hands and it was fine but now i'm getting every part of my hands! It's the perfect kind of video! HILARIOUS & helpful! Thx Malinda!!
first vid of this channel I ever watched, been addicted to your vids ever since.
Google Translate never once told people to wash their hands with WATER!
"clean your ass"
well that explains the toilet paper hoarding
Edit: well thanks for all of the likes guys! Glad I made you laugh
Yup totally does
Underated
Mhm
Welp in my country we clean that with water :')
😂
Came back a year later and still enjoyed this video
This is some of the best advice - thank you!
Quarantine: *exists*
Google translate: this is a prison practice
Stay hydrated and be safe, guys! Everything will be fine!❤️
Actually you can't,
because hands are gone.
I translated your last sentence, and got "Please take care and rest? Everything in the best case;" at least it sort of rhymes
Kitty Love thank you for the translation! I guess it’s okay, it’s not even that bad❤️
This got me laughing way harder than I anticipated :D I actually fell on my desk laughing ^^
Why is nobody talking about ''As the explosives or the breastfeeding police was around the early 1900s" 😂🤣😂
Good point but Im more curious about washing my butter in the car though.
I'll have to ask my great grandma about that.
I AM
*The Hands are gone*
Tofu
this is my favorite so far. so funny loved it
“The hands are palms, and clothes; dust.” That sounds like a quote from a poem-
*Nobody:*
*Literally nobody:*
*Google Translate:* Clean your ass.
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Lol
Soap
*toilet paper*
Lmaooo
"Google Translate never washed her hands"
Me: Yeah, that's true, but at least it's free from torture and prepared to defend itself if there's an ambush.
Husk as well able to educate us on the time on the first breastfeeding police
And google translate claped hands to make us happy!
And Google Translate did wash her hands!
With dry grass... never said What to use!
She also bent her hips for us during a prison practice :D
This has completely made my day:)
this one best videos u ever made and this very first video I ever seen of you so good job
Everyone who disliked this was probably blinded by the tears of laughter in their eyes, don’t know about you but I laughed and I laughed hard. Remember to wash your hands!
edit: thanks for the likes guys!
Clean your ass, and stay inside! Thankfully us introvert gamers know what to do.
I think some peple didn't like Malinda joking about something so serious. I think it's good to have some levity and she took it just seriously enough.
😂😂
"Hands are palms and clothes... dust💁"
That is such a mood, honestly.
The “I can’t see anything good” is SO RANDOM but honestly explains SO MUCH! lol
1:27 that is so XD
nobody:
google translate: oh, scared of corona? just wash your ass and don't forget the prison practice!
Clap your hands 🙌👏
And wash your hands with dry grass!
Also wash your face while you're in bed!
@@erenyeager5902 with butter
And don’t forget: soap.
Malinda: "Don't listen to google translate"Google Translate: "Feed on Google Translate......."
I feel like google translate *_KNEW_* what that meant
:3
Is this their way to make ads?
It's just like doctors vs. pseudomedics from internet
Doctors: Don't listen to those lunatics!
Pseudomedics: We are the only hope for humanity! Listen to us!
400th line
After a year, I came to see this video again
Thanks malinda, I have severe anaemia and health problems and this video always makes me laugh and be happy again!
Malinda, you made my day, i so love your work. I can't stop laughing, you are the best!
“yOuR mAjEsTy, ThE aRmY hAs CoMmItEd To YoUr LoRd ThAt It WiLl NOT BE YOURS!!!”
Oh.
Well that’s a betrayal if I’ve ever heard one.
REAPEAT THE ACTIVITY
Not a minute later
and clap your hands!
Omg its like 2 in the morning and I'm reading the comments XD I'm dying
Did you laugh about my reply too? :(
LOL
You must also straighten your hands to prevent ambush, your majesty!
What I get after watching how to wash my hands in this video:
1. Missing hand
2 . Broken neck
soap :)
*S o a p.*
*S O A P .*
*s o a p*
S O A P
Omg ngl I was laughing my head off I couldn’t stop I’m telling you