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“Eh, let’s forget this week” lmao
Me after every schoolweek 😂
Lotte Roelandt lmao same
Me
Me every Friday
Me right now tbh😅
No wonder the frisbee was arrested when it flew its victims at 15,000 mph!
How did they arrest a 15,000 mph frisbee ? (X-Files background music)
Nooo Jupiter!
After reading that the only thing I can think of is Jack Black screaming DECAPITATION
Lol
lmao
"panda all the time, heat is ideal for 25 seconds" "It's ok to have burning pandas in your cake"
Google translate doesn't like pandas.
@@_MattG_ Google translate likes pandas. Eating them, that is.
“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake” 🐼🐼🐼🐼
@@WarmBreadBearBuddy which video is this line from?
@@WarmBreadBearBuddy i cant find it
"A major windstorm will be prolongued to 9 years"
London climate in a nutshell
Never knew it was that windy in London.
All I see is that it's normally one of the hottest places in the UK. I believe it reached 38°C on July 25, 2019, almost breaking a record set by Faversham sixteen years prior.
Just the UK in general
@@Frostfern94 Especially the coastal areas with the wind electricity farms.
"I'm your host, Wanda Melon..."
"Wanda Melon"
"Watermelon"
*"GRADUALLY WATERMELON"*
Wat?
Watermelon hello
😱😱😨
🎵Gradually watermelon🎵
*G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N*
2:43 The shutdown of school and government
Good timing
But the government's already shutdown...
@@lgmmrm *And So Will School*
@@lgmmrm now you know why.
@@lgmmrm ikr but there are high odds that she did it before it happened
Too soon
"Tomorrow, we'll have spiders scattered, at least 70"
2020: write that down!
Pls no!!!
Ohhhhhhh No 2020.....You will not! ( I have severe arachnophobia)
It's 2021, still waitin' for them spiders.
@@gerardolareu8415 Its's February 2021 still waiting for spiders
@@katie2142 I was scratching my nose and as I removed my had, a spider was just crawling on it. Now I check everyday ti see if I've turned into spider-girl. (True Story)
“Cold War Wednesday”
All in favor of making this an official holiday to have a day off from school?
i am!
@@S4BT00NZ I’m down
Can we have work off too? Because I guarantee they’d still make me work if it was the middle of a war
the new hot girl summer
yep
Manic Monday.
Taco Tuesday.
Cold War Wednesday.
Nightfeather please have 1029202 likes
Clean the sun Thursday
Google Translate Thursday
Dangit, now The song Manic Monday is stuck in my head.
Gildaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
It’s cloudy with a high chance of getting literally everything wrong
Pretty much describes Pittsburgh weather 😂
Meteorology is a science of studying entropy in our atmosphere, 'predicting' is not doable but we do get pretty close
@@rewrose2838 I think they meant Google Translate XD......
high chance of meatballs. you mean
At least google tried... we have to give it credit for keeping us entertained
“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake.”
“Heat is ideal for 25 seconds”
Google translate is trying to make a panda cake...
SECTION RATIO GENERAL!
YOU REALLY IS A DAY OF BRAVE!
Aussie egg I never got a kangaroo from you.
I'm glad we live in a galaxy far far away Master, we don't have to deal with these stuff.
"tommorow we'll get spiders scattered atleast 70 and at least 40 degrees."
People with arachnophobia: OH HELL NO
at least ( if it is 40 celsius ) everything will burn easily, should make quick work of the spiders
Australia: First time?
@@hewumajerfloopman4079 how do you even kill those big bastards if they get in the house, if you hit it with a fly swatter the only thing that will happen is that it gets annoyed, right ? wouldn't you almost need to use a shotgun to kill it ?
@@ninus17 I’m not Australien but I think guns aren’t even allowed in Australia. Soo maybe they just live with the spiders?
@@hewumajerfloopman4079 surly they have some sort of hunting permit system. where i live guns are illegal unless you are a hunter or an active member of a gun range
Can't wait for 2028 so that I can comment 'finally that storm is over'
BlueHighSky ikr, I mean, us new Englanders ( Idk if you are one ) will be sun deprived for 9 years.
There is 228 likes-
BlueHighSky yes.
Same
@@andymac8437 Facts
"Let's forget this week" is what I actually think after every weather report.
Finally someone commented on this 🤣
“we will feel the results of this cold war wednesday” Wait, We’re in a cold war?!
I don't know. Are we? Maybe this statement refers to the results of this cold war being felt on Wednesday, which will make it a quick tension! Or maybe "Cold War Wednesday" is March 12, 1947, when the Truman Doctrine was issued, beginning the first Cold War. Or maybe "Cold War Wednesday" is a history show. Who knows?
Me in 2022: yes ❤Ukraine
We are now. 🙄
TOO SOON
yes…
The alarm in your voice when you say "This map has been taken!" is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
it reminds me of "A body has been discovered!". dont ask.
T a k e a m a p
*When The Frisbee killed Jupiter....*
@Lightning Boy
At last.... JUPITER GOT JUSTICE!!
@@jia.shx7 YES
JUSTICE FOR JUPITER
Lightning Boy the space police? I think you mean ‘the victims of 15,000 miles per hour’ xD
Wet sugars can be used for killing? My evil plans are coming together. Thanks Malinda
Mine too. Google Translate is the best. Hey, maybe we should work on a plan together sometime. Everyone would be doomed!
@@thesirensystem maybe. But don't blame me if it causes your own death
@@agathascrustyfingers5214 I can handle it. At least I'm not completely hopeless against a bolt of thunder XD
Remember they can only be used in the “first few years”
@@WinterDutchie already in green and emphasised, even if it isn't an attribute
2:22 is the best IMO, ''Since Jupiter's death, some of them even the victims of 15,000 miles per hour have come to arrest the frisbee'' wait, what?? XD
I'm guessing that Saturn (the father of Jupiter) had thrown that frisbee from Tartarus to Olympus.
ah hell naw 😭😭😭
*"panda all the time, heat is Ideal for 25 seconds"*
-Google Translate 2019
That one got me. 🤣
"Shutdown of school and government"
Oof.
Google Translate predicting the future.
Yay
I wish xd
She called it
Google has never been so...
*R E A L I S I C*
So if I understood that correctly, Google Translate predicted a plague of spiders, a nine-year long major windstorm, the mid 1940s, the Cold War (only taking effect next Wednesday), eternal pandas, flying sea ice, criminal Frisbees, the government shutdown, and then threatened to beat up the news anchor.
Sounds legit.
don't forget that jupiter died
And Ceasar IV
Well, the government shutdown part was right.
I was amazed by the fact that it predicted the shutdown of the government
YAY NO MORE SCHOOOOOOL(jk)!!!!!
1:25 Ok, 1 year has passed, 8 years to go til the storm is gone!
5 more years
almost 4 years, give it some time
Yes
4 more years
only 4 more years guys
Google Translate is me trying to re-word a paragraph for an assignment 😂
Tomorrow we'll get *_spiders scattered_* , at least *_70_* .
Well they could be flying spiders 😁
PLEASE NO.
marshrover V Plz no
marshrover V well so far I haven’t seen those scattered spiders... and tomorrow became today!
NO NO NO
After all this time I haven't still gotten over Jupiter's death...I can't stand his empty place...especially when he's not there to protect the frisbees against the victims of 15000 mph...rip
Lol.. 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite Steven universe quote: "If every porkchop we're perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs." translated into: "If it is red, i am not a sausage
PERFECTION 😂
Can I use this????
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@crossfalconx5 I used the my fav part before” if it is red, I am not a sausage.
But after a few ti me it came to this: “Steven Universe recently wrote in front of the creators, 'There's no hot dog like Cannes.”
Malinda being slowly Disturbed by Google Translate gets me
I'm so glad to hear that the victims of the 15,000 miles per hour are going to arrest the frisbee for its crimes.
Angelica Schuyler I’d definitely want some justice.
YES ARREST THE FRISBEE
Yep. Also, love your username and profile pic!
All of the police officers are probably going to be Roman considering the fact that the frisbee killed their king of the gods.
*We will get spiders scattered at least 70 and at least 40 degrees*
Me: NOPE, I quit, I'm staying in!
So true
How do you think us arachniphobic Aussies feel
Sorry if there was a typo
It gets especially bad when you remember that water spouts and hurricanes periodically just throw a bunch of spiders into the sky in most tropical regions where they come down, completely alive, all over everywhere.
Sounds like Australia.
Just use some wet sugars used for killing
The top 1 fact about space learned from this vid : A frisbee thrown at 15,000 miles per hour shockingly traveled to space and sadly hit Jupiter causing it's death , which was later arrested....
Rip Jupiter 🥺
Another fact is that , this vid is killing me , I can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
HELP ME 😭😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂😂🤣🤣
"hey you cleaned the sun hunny? "
"Yes moon pie, i feel so hot after that"
"Btw you saw in the news that a frisbee has been caught arrested for killing jupiter?"
"Yes moon pie, also my wounds have recovered after the cold war wednesday"
"Oh nice hunny! Dont touch the wet sugar tho it might kill you"
"Ok hunny"
Lol
Oh no
*insert panda crashing through a window*
"Moon pie, the panda is back again"
"have come to arrest the frisbee!"
I died lmaoooooooo
"Let's forget this week!"
2019, a summary.
Lol yup
eeeeeeeeexactly
You thought 2019 was bad?
@@luna_belle hehehe
More like 2020
Google translate: let’s forget this week!
Me: what about this year?
"See us see what your block is."
"WE'RE STALKING YOU."
Malinda: we will announce the shutdown of school
2020: *_got it_*
Pfffft
What about goverment?
@@krzysztofsomian4956 Current events in the USA indicate that it will probably happen sometime next year. Then again, they've managed to get through the last 4 years, so who knows?
@@lydiaboyle4158 Yeah, we haven't died yet
and *government*
No one:
Google: ...Have come to arrest the frisbee
No wonder it doesn't come down
It killed Jupiter!
the 15,000 mph winds
1:55 :
Me: I think Google Translate is teaching us how to cook pandas.
There's nothing wrong with applying heat to pandas - Google Translate
“Tomorrow we’ll get spiders scattered, at least 70.”
2020:Hmm...
"Spiders scattered."
Better stay inside that day.
Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.
@@Pablo360able He wasn't proud of it, but it was hard not to have spiders all over his body after all was said and done (i hope i wrote that correctly)
Me too. Bad weather
Godzillaman I’m terrified of spiders.
Yeah there’s bad weather this week!
Never laughed so much at the weather report befor. I'm happy right now not to live in america. A spiderfront comming in sounds harsh.
I'm happy not to live in America because we don't get the weather forecast in Fahrenheit, inches and MPH. Seems utterly bizarre in 2019.
I know right? If you want to laugh again, try studio c’s weather report 😂
Last time I laughed this much at the weather, they were forecasting a temp of 50....there was 2inches of snow and it was falling hard.
The most I’ve layghed at the weather was when the weatherman ended up on the ground trying to show us where he South Pole was, and then had to do the weather on the down there because he couldn’t get up XD
... this was a close second.
I personally look forward to it. Spider Rain is so uncommon around here.
Usually Australia has a monopoly on it, because of course Australia!
I would always watch the news if they did this🤣
3:12 oh it's award worthy alright
“Back to you, Wanda.”
“Come on, you...”
😂
The sun is 4.603 billion years old and it hasn't been cleaned once. Glad to see we're *_finally_* getting to it.
@The Goddess Of Edhe *It's a ball of heat. I'm pretty sure it does more than sterilize it's surface*
@@emanatingf u know it was a joke right?
@@justanotherrandomperson180 Yea I was being dramatic
The poor sun! It needs to be cleaned!
The sun's gettinf toxic.
"Tomorrow we'll get spiders scattered at least 70 and at least forty degrees."
Wait, Why are there so much spiders in my room?
At least 70
There’s more then 70.
the panda bit got me, i did not expect the heat time for the panda
*"WE’RE STALKING YOU
"*
Лаура 🤣
OH NO!
Should I close my curtains..?
@@mizzuri4starz nope, nothing will save you from Google Translate and scattered spiders
@@diadia5634 hhhhhhhh- NOT SPIDERS-
"Heat is ideal for 25 seconds."
Sadly, this is why we don't have many panda all the time.
Pandas need pistols to survive
Only chicken chicken in the heat of the heat can survive. Pandas can't, as they turn into burning pandas in cakes.
Or it could just be that pandas don't like it in hot weather (we do come from China and Nepal after all). 25 seconds of heat is all we can stand.
@@japanpanda2179
I was thinking a different kind of heat, but that too.
“WERE STALKING YOU” 😂👀
This came out almost 2 years ago, and I just got that Wanda Melon joke.
How about Google translates philosophical quotes? . . . if Google turns the weather into 70 imminent spiders, I'm curious to see how badly it mangles Socrates and Plato. XD
We do not know if you have nothing.
-Socrates
Strengthening say they are something.
-Plato
(Some claim they said "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." and "Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.", but that's obviously propaganda)
Saturn and Pluto
Original (Rene Descartes): I think, therefore I am.
Google Translate: So I think.
Original ( Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz ): We live in the best of all possible worlds.
Google Translate: We live in all possible worlds.
"Hot air and celebration!"
Another victim has been claimed to the Translator Fails Laughing Too Much Disorder (TFLTMD)
The Noteblock Lizard I have fallen victim to TFLTMD so fricking many times. GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!!
Hi. I like your minecraft songs. Bye
Ah yes, TFLTMD. Had to go to a doctor last time I got it. Had me laughing my eyes out for WEEKS!
I think I have that
@The Noteblock Lizard its called traafticopinlismoniclasinma
"A major windstorm in the northeast will be prolonged to 9 years."
*I'm going off to California*
"Cold wars"
"Sugars used for killing"
"Flying sea ice"
"Arrest freebies"
2020: "Write this down!!"
0.0
Death of jupiter
You forgot heating pandas for around 30 second
We will forget this week
That stuff about the Cold War beginning right after the mid-1940s was historically accurate. Eerie.
A history lesson
Not only that, but it began on Wednesday, with the Truman Doctrine (March 12, 1947): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truman_Doctrine
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Very interesting. Now Google Translate is accurate.
Weather report: Spiders, at least 70, pandas, 9 year windstorm, flying icebergs, arrested frisbees, shutdown of school and government, cleaning the sun, juice, stalkers, and celebrating hot air? We’re screwed
Sooo...2020 in otherwords.
@@Chokah its over, no news today
@@maryeditsp5372 oh no, 2021 is the continuation
@VirusDoesArt, aren’t you forgetting Jupiter’s death, 15,000 mph winds, Caesar waiting to get into heaven, the Second Cold War, and lethal wet sugar?
Congratulations, you’ve just described 2020.
When you're wearing a panda-themed bathrobe all day and microwaving food because you're too tired to cook:
"Panda all the time. Heat is enough for twenty-five seconds."
I laughed at the "Come on, you!" at the end, it's hard not to keep rewatching.
"However, let's take a look at this weekend"
"But let's forget this week."
Yeap, like how every of my weekend should work.
My weekend is...
"Let's take a look at this weekend-"
"BUUT let's forget this week!"
Me: I mean why not :)
2:55 see what your block is.
*WE’RE STALKING YOU*
LMAO
first
Second
Third
Fourth
Fifth.
“We can clean up the sun on Thursday”
*very true.*
"Panda all the time, Heat is ideal for 25 seconds"
-Google Translate
Wait .....
20% of wet sugar are used for killing
Wow You are good at chemistry 👏👏👏👏👏
XD
And that Sugar is cocain or heroin.
@@Vortexiiixii Oooooohhhhh!!! That's smart!! I didn't think of that!!!!
RIP Jupiter
A really long time ago-2019
Google Translate killed it
JaysonDraws 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was about to comment that 😂😂😂
I think the frisbee was the one who killed Jupiter with the 15,000 miles per hours. That's why they arrested it.
JaysonDraws actually no the frisbee killed it
At least Jupiter's had a good run.
“Let’s forget this week”:me every time I have to go to school
“Tomorrow we will get spiders scattered, at least 70.”
The Simpson’s creator taking notes and trying to act like they predicted this.
Im dying of laughter. "Panda all the time, heat is ideal for 25 seconds"😂
Such is the sad state of panda conservation. 😔
“Thanks, water, we are running juice this week.”
*later*
“But let’s forget this week.”
I guess we went back to water.
She said wanda
XD
@@cosmickittyz read the subtiles....
"Thank you, water, please leave this week."
after that,
"But don't forget to walk this week."
I say goodbye to the other side of the lake.
@@cosmickittyz she said water
We got this, 4 more years until the storm’s over.
"Arrest the frisbee" Omg why was that so funny?!
If it started raining spiders I'm pretty sure I'd have a heart attack.
There has been occurrences of raining spiders in Brazil
I wish for it to rain men
@@callmeravenlee1972 hallelujah
I hate spiders
No I would love it and my sis... She will just be screaming.. Oof
Wanda Melon... Wanda Melon.. Wanda... Water...
Watermelon 🍉
Very clever Malinda
*GRADUALLY WANDA MELON*
I see R.E.D. on your pfp 👌
I like to think 'GTS News' stands for 'Google Translate Sucks News'
I wonder what it actually stands for.
Google Translate Sings News
We can see lightning, but in the west, and they are, there is the cold of the face of the face, but for the end of the week of the minute, Caesar 4 but waiting for the light.
i felt that
A true mood.
Yes i do have a fear of flying sea ice.
This is the only weather report I need.
EDIT: 200 likes? Thank you!
Can confirm.
Except for the part at 1:07! *_JUST NO! NOOOO WAY IN HECK!!!!!_*
I laughed so hard on the Frisbee one, it caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣
I love how much effort is put into this.
Cam you translate an airplane safety talk?
That's a great idea!
omg we really need a video like that 😂
YAS
Ooooo! Yes!!
YES
Poor Jupiter...
I do hope that frisbee got what he deserved!!!
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
I watched this in class and my friend was really concerned and I kept showing it to her and when she heard that the storm would last for 9 years she just walked out
I haven't seen her since
No one:
Google Translate: Pandas all the time...heat is ideal for 25 seconds
Everyone: 👁👄👁
“Thanks water were running juice this week”
*2 seconds later*
“Let’s forget this week”
Welp I guess we went back to water
No, the week after juice is milk, obviously.
“Come on, you...” 😂😂
Jsi moc šikovná. Mám moc rád tvoji tvorbu.
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OMG THIS MADE MY DAY!! I LOVED THIS!!!!
That Google Translate meteorologist really shouldn't have passed her college education XD
0:07 I heard that as I'm your host Watermelon.
Now I watched 10 hours of gradually watermelon.
If you do it it actually does sound like wandamelon
Me too
Wait what did she say?
@@gbyedna it sounds like it too
It is Wanda Malone
I just found this channel and I love it.
Google translate:shut down of school and government
2020:she knew it alright
"Thanks water. But we are running juice this week."
Water: *Forever alone*
"There will be a huge windstorm in the north-east for 9 years"
"...victims of the 15,000 miles per hour"
Good luck New England.
*ESCAPE AS FAST AS YOU CAN*
Gray would like to know your location
Gray doesn't need your location, he'll just blow up the earth
Toxicbean78 Gaming
Ah yes. Another Gray viewer.
some body
He would just find some way to kill everyone in the most devastating and terrible way
j
I LOVE U 2 MUCH! I WAS LAUGHING WHOLE VIDEO 😂 (It's hard to make me laugh)
I used to watch ur channel at early 2020 when COVID-19 started and I’m back again
“Panda all the time.”
My new life motto.
“Heat is ideal for 25 seconds.”
So true!!
Now that's a motto I can get behind!
heat for 25 second
So we're cooking the pandas?
@@Wnoynxx Wait, no, please!
DracoMalfoy77 weird I’m wereing a panda costume
Since Jupiter’s death, some of them, even the victims of 15000 miles per hour,
Have come to arrest the frisbee.
Frisbee killed Jupiter
Happy Dominoes And flung it’s victims at 15,000 miles per hour.
I happen to be watching this with my cat named Jupiter
Oh no
I have several questions.
0:58 "However, let's look at this weekend."
"Let's forget this week."
😂😂😂
You just made my day better.