Google Translate does my Night Time Routine (PARODY)

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[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

"I'm ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom"
Just flexing on everyone who isn't ready to go to the bathroom when they go to the bathroom

[@bernadettemartin2593]

so i see you here now and on reddit videos

[@SkepticalCaveman]

Sometimes you have to go even though you're not ready. Like when you have diarrhoea.

[@valerieflores3165]

no one can force you into the bathroom if you don't need it yet lol

[@oliviarouse2361]

😂

[@koolkitty108]

Bigfoot, hey! I saw you on Jessii Vee’s videos!

[@tachi6000]

"I learned how to manage my pain for many years"
Relatable

[@sketchyskies8531]

Same

[@savviistudios309]

Lol, me too

[@sophienugre4161]

Because my brain was skin.

[@jentonlarry3619]

@@sophienugre4161 Gross

[@lillyhejhal3726]

Me too. Considering how many medical issues I have.

[@blackthorn7071]

"I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom,"
-Me trying to reach the word count in my essay

[@royalespark9022]

Why is that me tho?

[@iloveshinobusengoku]

I didn't ask to be called out

[@naturewarrior5548]

“I learned how to manage my pain for many years”
So has google translate beaten depression, PTSD, or arthritis?

[@joelceda3500]

Given the "started with a whip", I think it's something naughty... XD

[@bubbykins4864]

Post
Torturous
Stressful
Rape
Arthritic
Depression
Disorder
involves an organ or organization in some non-existent, but presumably Korean, city named Gojubaoiru. If your brain was skin at one point, you have learned how to manage PTSRADD for many years.

[@alternaterealityspecialist635]

Yes

[@no_name8824]

I think google translate has all of it

[@Cosmic_Nova1]

The blood part google translate omg- XD

[@Gary_Gamer]

“I learned how to manage my pain for many years”
I started cackling
“...because my brain was skin”
Immediately halted my cackling then I died of laughter😂😂

[@sunnygoose]

Gary Gamer F

[@Gary_Gamer]

Sunpuppi thank you

[@kennethfajardo9102]

Oh, God, *ANOTHER* body?

[@oliviarouse2361]

😂 same tho

[@koolkitty108]

You know, Malinda did have an important issue to address about *dying* while watching her videos...

[@HectorH-M]

"I'm ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom" seems about right
Edit: OMG! Thanks for the 1k likes. I've never received so many likes in my life.

[@savviistudios309]

😂😂

[@ajfrommillay1508]

I suppose it depends on what youre trying to do in the bathroom. Lol

[@HectorH-M]

@@ajfrommillay1508 Omg yes

[@thaddeusphish4113]

Hm, yes, the walls are made of walls.

[@Dwight-pleasebuymylakeproperty]

I want merch for this

[@infinitemultipliers]

Google Translate: says something that actually makes sense
Everybody: impossible

[@-Sxffire-]

Ikr 😅

[@everex1239]

Ikr

[@MuffinMinccino]

Yes possible!

[@DeltaDubs89]

Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

[@jasthequeen]

2:30 surpasses us audio

[@xo.elle.taylorsversion]

"Calling Kate a dollar donation would be a holiday gift." Mothers with daughters named Kate: Merry Cristmas Kate! How is my dollar donation?

[@MrQuinnzard]

It will be established quickly!

[@goldsushi9003]

“Merry Christmas Dollar Donation!”

[@Katiekat-ic8tk]

I wish my mom would call me at all…

[@washno.8251]

@@Katiekat-ic8tk The rest of us will call you that, dollar donation

[@charmanderlover6433]

My name actually is Kate lol

[@lillyshazeleyes2212]

It’s official Google Translate is Malinda’s annoying roommate. I want to write fanfiction about them.

[@larsswig912]

Write it and post it in the comment section of her next video

[@PrincessVanessaTheFirst™]

I would read that

[@QueenEmmieESauce]

write it post it and then a google translated version

[@Chella972]

I'd love to read that

[@lz806]

Please do, that sounds hilarious

[@aimzism43]

"I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom."
Dang, that was deep.

[@spinel_boi5619]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@KaspaGames]

@@spinel_boi5619 😏 *F a c t s*

[@trishburkhardt3622]

www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep/

[@DentalFlan]

#NotAllGirlsOrBoysAreReadyForTheBathroom

[@mixamusfronca]

Trish Burkhardt my man sent the whole link

[@k.hizzle5376]

Google translate: “...Bus at night...”
My mind: The Knight Bus

[@makaylapotato3751]

Lol

[@_phoenixpotato_521]

Harry potter

[@finch9562]

Same

[@MandMs05]

TAKE IT AWAY ERNIE, IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE

[@oii4776]

@@MandMs05* *Harry screaming**

[@Marky1608]

"Avocado helps fight tounge and hair"
-Google Translate

[@alliewantstogohome]

“I started off with a whiP”

[@marinavassiliou3459]

i think google translate just cant acsept that we are getting in a new decade.

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

And finished with a nae nae

[@bigm.a.c5176]

Teacher: "you should have gone to the bathroom during lunch"
Me: "I'm ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom"

[@justicewasserved17]

So annoying when teachers do that

[@revvyie]

I am telling teacher that now

[@ledocteur7701]

my mouth hurt XD

[@michellenguyen6134]

XD

[@ExquisiteCorpse_1919]

Lmao i need to do that

[@lamhw]

You: *caring for your hair*
Google translate: *killing her hair*

[@nathanhol42001]

And completely ruining her skin as she sleeps 😂

[@lamhw]

@@nathanhol42001 i forgot my comment even existed

[@nathanhol42001]

@@lamhw hahahaha I know how that can be

[@pilothaha]

*”At night my shower in New York will completely ruin my skin as I sleep.”*

[@djmoch1001]

Note to self: If you ever go to New York, DON'T take a bath or shower at night. No one likes ruined skin. LOL.

[@narwhals4550]

@@djmoch1001 unless you'll repair your skin with debry

[@michi-tankenka8116]

@@narwhals4550 debris*

[@alliewantstogohome]

Malinda: Doing things to protect my hair and skin
Translate: DAMAGEEEEE

[@dvorah7516]

The total opposite of what Malinda said

[@skullcandy5409]

Lol

[@Marrshmo]

Google translate: And put my head in a bra.
*So you're telling me we put it wrong all this time?*

[@aceampora6012]

-Vampýni- Wow, my life is a lie. I have to fix mine NOW!

[@lindseycassella3015]

It's actually not a bad idea.

[@angeladavidson2350]

We've all been doing it wrong 😂😂😂

[@kytt2970]

Waiting to see a comment like this XD

[@skullcandy5409]

I feel like bras used to be a headdress at one point...

[@squiddiot5477]

“I’ve learned to manage my pain for many years because my brain was skin”
What a mood

[@Mochrie99]

...gross....

[@stephaniiechow]

Me asks google translate: when will you go to the bathroom?
Google: I'm ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom
Me:very helpful

[@-raspberry_soda-7346]

Yes 👌

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

2020: exists
Google Translate: *vote time*

[@sourwitch2340]

2020 doesn't exist
yet

[@DeltaDW]

Well its vote time for us in the UK lol

[@HistoryNerd808]

@@DeltaDW Ours isn't until November. I think you can understand why so many of us are fatigued by the election by the time we actually vote lol

[@DeltaDW]

@@HistoryNerd808 Yeah you still are voting on who's going up against the pumpkin. Though here in the UK it was only 2 years ago since the last election. And no progress got made at all since that last election. So we've been fatigued for a long time now.

[@HistoryNerd808]

@@DeltaDW Ours is every 2 years too. We almost always have an election going on. On the federal level, in addition to the presidential race every 4 years, we also have all 435 members of the House(akin to the House of Commons over there) and 1/3 of the Senate up for election every 2 years(6 year terms). And that's not even including state governor races, state legislature races, and local election races for like city counsel and stuff. So there's always an election going on and gets exhausting after awhile, especially with how polarized and gridlocked everything is these days.

[@smartpuff7389]

“I learned how to manage my pain for many years”
“Don’t trust Google”
This is getting suspicious.

[@bruhgetoutpls3259]

Nah, it's like me

[@santos.artista]

The truth hurts huehuehue

[@zin_of_zink7532]

“Use MY BLOOD”

[@izzyiguess]

“Building a computer to do something
*to do something for the pains in my head”*
*” I managed my pain for many years”*
*( sharp inhale )*
*I felt that*

[@mrmemes7883]

2:43 yeah, that's a good description of winter.

[@leventemucsi9547]

"By the end i feel like a soft and happy seal"
I thought that was a translation

[@caliecat8275]

Levente Mucsi wait. That wasn’t a translation?

[@leventemucsi9547]

@@caliecat8275 Yes i know
It just sounded like one

[@caliecat8275]

Levente Mucsi I wasn’t paying attention to to color of the words so I still thought it was a translation.

[@valerieflores3165]

Lol well it wasn't

[@mirandawyatt77]

I think she did that on purpose because she knew it would turn into something else, especially since the word seal can mean other things

[@lilyrose4606]

I love how Google translate is just your incredibly irritating and insane roommate

[@zionnemakoma1398]

And hilarious, and probably childhood fren

[@sparrowthesparrow]

Me: goes to a Halloween party with blood all over my face
Person: “oh are you dressed as [insert horror movie character here], that’s so cool!”
Me: “actually no, I just followed the google translate bed routine and couldn’t get all the blood off my face this morning!”
Person: *slowly backs away*

[@muhammadahsan4959]

"includes, includes"
So inspirational.

[@spacellamamk1]

Malinda: how I want to be
Google Translate: how I actually am

[@artandme_]

Are you also ready to go to the bathroom when you go to the bathroom like Google translate is? Because I am not😂

[@valerieflores3165]

expectation vs reality lol

[@jentonlarry3619]

Does the bathroom completely ruins your skin as you sleep?
Or maybe you include include?

[@delireent.3960]

Do you put your head in a bra?

[@mackback319]

Is your brain skin?

[@red-pk6968]

*W E W I L L T A K E Y O U B Y B U S A T N I G H T.*
seems like a kidnapper to me

[@lydiaboyle4158]

My theory is that GT has kidnapped Malinda and is now introducing her to its friends, and someone called Catullus, who I assume is not a friend, but is assisting GT and friends with the kidnapping for some reason- possibly a professional they hired.

[@Gr1m3st4rr]

I got it as a Harry Potter reference
Jus me.....
ok
😭

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

Omg you’re right! It’s the knight bus!

[@mary5203]

Google Translate just keeping up with the crimes😂

[@valerieflores3165]

black lantern stereo omg I forgot about that

[@xo.elle.taylorsversion]

me before going on a road trip: my parents: "Do YoU nEeD tO gO pOtTy SwEeTiE?!" GOogle translate: I am ready to go to the bathroom, when i need to go to the bathroom. Me: Amen sis

[@sughrinihil]

That's one hell of a nighttime routine, honestly. Mine consists of showering, brushing my teeth and going to bed. I don't even blow dry my hair.

[@dian1545]

"I learned how to manage my pain for many years" is a thing i actually say

[@flowersfalls6120]

Good God

[@no-md2ub]

same....*cries in pain*

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

Same emotionally. Father was basically an Alabamian sociopath, so I had to learn. Physically? Getting worse... Need to excersise.

[@koolkitty108]

It sounds like something I would say in math class.

[@skullcandy5409]

@@koolkitty108 Oh My God yees

[@Azeriy]

"Hold on a sec, I'll come back 10 later."
"Minutes?"
"Months."

[@jaumecerda6752]

My dad in a nutshell

[@Potterwolves]

Dads getting milk be like

[@AnnaVerheyen]

Cows?

[@Oddity2994]

When ur online friend says they need eat lunch

[@kweerfrog]

"I am ready to go to the bathroom when I got to the bathroom."
That's the most sense Google Translate has ever made

[@deangelonolasco946]

“Building a computer to do something to do something for the pains in my head.
Or reading books, tea, or hot water with my head down!”
W H E E Z E

[@nathanhol42001]

"GoJuBaOiRu"
"I put it under my desk to help heat the rain oven"
"COMPLETELY RUIN my skin as I sleep"
"and put my head in a bra"
"I learned how to manage my pain for many years BECAUSE MY BRAIN WAS SKIN"
These are where I died 😂

[@thegreendorito9095]

I can just imagine someone going, *_fear me, mortal_*

[@Andromeda823]

I use my blood had me choking on air.

[@birdie8844]

For some reason, I started laughing only when it got to these as well, so same

[@witchincrow]

Calling Kate a dollar donation would be a holiday gift....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goldsushi9003]

gojubaoiru

[@killer92173]

Don't you just hate it when your bath in New York completely ruins your skin while you sleep???

[@angelabookworm1368]

#relatable

[@koolkitty108]

Why does this sound like something that could actually happen to someone in the city, though?

[@RichardX1]

@@koolkitty108 exactly what I was thinking

[@koolkitty108]

Richard Thompson I’ve been to the subways before. I think this is the least of our worries. :o

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

yeah lol

[@DrMintster]

1:28 The contrast between the actual sentence and the translation here damn near killed me.

[@thekawaiislartibartfast42]

I love how Google Translate is just a well-meaning agent of chaos in this one.

[@Biscel.]

This is my night time routine:
1. Sleep
That’s it

[@econicodonuts4171]

My nighttime routine: watch anime and pewdiepie

[@pinkapopch654]

Mine: Not sleep

[@hades5697]

Same

[@mayxuuu9354]

Google translate: Awake

[@andy-fu5yz]

I do almost exactly as google translate says

[@meli_sweetpeaches4406]

“Winter is a wonderful fragrance and skin damage.” Allergies in a nutshell.

[@teemingwithasininitea]

I just replace winter with spring.

[@Zara-Bari]

@@teemingwithasininitea , not here in Texas. The cedar trees began spreading their "joy" through the air just a couple of days ago and all those with allergies are now convinced that they are dying. Winter is a cruel joke.

[@amykeith9426]

Meli Wants to Play for me it’s the dry skin that comes in the toughest when winter arrives. When winter comes it’s so pretty and the air is fresh for one day or less and then it just gets old. I’m from Calgary, Canada and it’s dry here most of the time.

[@inkat2679]

Amy Keith hello other Canadian bean

[@chrislyons6808]

My hands during winter in a nutshell

[@artisticalex1206]

Idk why but 1:15 is seriously my favorite part. Especially the way she said whatever word Google Translate made up. Lol 😂😂

[@UraniumLeaf]

Gojubaoiru

[@samarius_art_and_games]

I love how there's a short time where there's no one on the bed and then Malinda just teleports there.

[@conlon4332]

Oh yeah! Haha!

[@freyakittyda-mew4882]

"I'm ready to go to the bathroom.......... When I go to the bathroom." Who else died at that part? 😂😂😂

[@craftyfish0]

"I tonic, wet and use my blood."

[@xo.elle.taylorsversion]

me, i died xD

[@errobjectshowcommunity]

Me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ravenlebean361]

your likes are 123 I cannot disturb this holy happening

[@emilycox2930]

Me

[@NutpuffTheWolf]

Nobody:
Google Translate: "I'LL PUT MY HEAD IN A BRA"

[@ummtulip]

but... that’s normal...

[@lilbroomstick5126]

@@ummtulip wait, what the fu-

[@oliolioli7984]

I DIED

[@goonerOZZ]

@Samuel Krebs that's alot of damage!

[@FulcrumAhsokaTano]

think that google translate is weird but not you

[@sanctyy]

"At night my bath at new york will COMPLETELY ruin my skin as i sleep“
Lesson learned never take a night bath at new york 😂

[@rosie_petals649]

3:31
That escalated quickly

[@itz_cloudzyskye]

Lol, yeah.😂😂😂

[@wubprincepayot1860]

People are always saying:
What is Google translate saying?
But nobody says:
What is Google translate feeling? 😔

[@millayliharsila1609]

"I learned how to manage my pain for many years" yea I would like to know 😬

[@therobloxian7069]

14 year old girls: *Wow that’s so * _deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep_ .

[@catladyheehee8469]

That’s tough. I know I’m late ;-;

[@tbro31218]

google translate is feeling seizure

[@isaiahmaldonado3375]

like a psychopathic-pedophilic-fruit obsessed-satanic worshipping- translating device, I would imagine

[@carrianneroebuck1243]

1:20 I died laughing 🤣

[@pp-ms2wb]

“I take off a lightweight sweater and put my head in a bra”
-Google translate 2020

[@joelceda3500]

The bra and the "use my blood" were the funniest/weirdest bits... XD

[@Jimz729]

@@joelceda3500 don't forget "and my brain was skin"

[@joelceda3500]

@@Jimz729 It says something about the weirdness that that bit wasn't the weirdest one... XD

[@ooooookaaaaaaayyyyy]

@@joelceda3500 and eyelids and christmas SKIN damage
Don't forget when she randomly said
Includes includes

[@ooooookaaaaaaayyyyy]

We will take you by bus at night!

[@maryjupitermusic]

Malinda: *is actually productive*
Google translate: *gets nothing done except for puts a bra on her head and smears blood on her face*

[@daknight56]

Mary Jupiter why would google translate do that anyway?

[@demonfoxfilms3570]

Dont forget the skin damage.

[@econicodonuts4171]

Well, she does have a brain of skin

[@LoserEvie]

Mary Jupiter don’t forget building a computer

[@toukimii]

At this current time it has 666 likes

[@benkenobisgirl]

“I’ll take off a lightweight sweater and put my head in a bra.” I cracked up at that one! 😆

[@Maylovesyou7]

3:00 🤣🤣

[@NigarSalimli]

Google Translate: I am ready to go to the bathroom...
Me: Wow, Google Translate said a normal sentence, I can't believe!
Google Translate: ...when I go to the bathroom.
Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@NotPanda69]

XD

[@carlomorales8128]

Google translate never went to the bathroom

[@WatchingLainrn]

We get trick by a google translate

[@YouTubeUser_912]

I started off with a whip

[@freshfighter9]

Yes, when Google translate says something normal, then ruins it, I too *F E M A L E*

[@ChanChan-up2zz]

“I’m ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom”
Me: *SouNdS LeGIt*

[@milkncookiesmoon]

:)

[@AmayaEnfield28]

:)

[@mysolareyesgrowpolarized]

:)

[@naharbd]

:)

[@hyacinthustheflower8456]

:)

[@EskChan19]

I admire people who can be "My shower routine is all normal, i just use the shower for 5 minutes, after all i only need to clean, shave, apply 10 kinds of conditioners and moistureizers, do my math homework and achive world peace, so it can never take longer than 5 minutes to get all clean and fresh"

[@toxicravioli3836]

I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom.
Can’t argue with that logic

[@evedren6514]

I’m starting to believe google translate is another language in its self.

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

ye lol

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

It SOUNDS and LOOKS like English but it isn`t actually remotely close to English

[@ScarComfy]

where can i learn it?

[@evedren6514]

Google translate duhhh

[@lilywalker7499]

it is

[@roshaundakeiser5987]

“We will take you by bus at night”
Are you kidnapping me google translate??

[@gryffindorgirl1009]

Or it’s the knight bus!

[@elechronic]

Mwhahahahahaha

[@firequeen8429]

Roshaunda Keiser YAAAAAAHHHHH

[@kennethfajardo9102]

It's not kidnapping if you were told it was kidnapping.

[@johnkomhyr4274]

the likes on this comment at this exact moment is 123 what are the chances tho

[@txrafafy]

*“WE’LL TAKE YOU BY BUS AT NIGHT!”* 0:12

[@aparnasrijith5654]

Me: Ma'am may I go to the bathroom
Teacher: NOO! You shud have gone yesterday itself
Me: 0:56

[@All54321]

“I tonic, wet, and use my blood. I learned how to manage my pain for many years”
Um, google translate, are you okay?

[@ryleemorrow6811]

Because my brain is skin

[@anonymouskai977]

Google go to the doctor now

[@keirafischer7621]

And “ to soothe the chronic pains in my head”

[@sirenqueen3302]

All54321 Gaming uhhhh you copied that -.-

[@All54321]

Midnight Vixen
Didn’t copy. I’m just unoriginal if you saw someone else comment this before I did.

[@MirorR3fl3ction]

Malinda: "maybe a sip of something warming like tea or even whiskey"
GT: "SOMETHING FOR THE PAINS IN MY HEAD"
Me too GT, me too

[@gray11]

MasterMazeProductions, lmao.

[@joelceda3500]

Maybe GT had a little too much whiskey the previous night?

[@annamermaid6359]

"By the end I feel like a soft and happy seal" aww

[@Mochrie99]

That line sounds so much like the Google Translate kind of thing. But I agree, awww.

[@knightbeforedawn]

"The rain oven" I guess that could be a way to describe the shower!

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

"We will take you by bus at night"
-The Knight Bus

[@gryffindorgirl1009]

Penny Lane I am a Harry Potter fan!!!

[@claregoggle4724]

I am proud, potterhead

[@lilaclavender804]

Yes. Where are the fellow Potterheads. Potterheads.......ASSEMBLE

[@elechronic]

I have the Lego set

[@muinuz7452]

Sounds more Like you're getting kidnapped

[@widowmain4718]

Her: I'll then turn off the light in my herb garden, the lights in my apartment, then tuck into bed.
Google translate: *Includes. Includes.*

[@johnkomhyr4274]

im dead ive died

[@creature8911]

John Komhyr same bro, same

[@nagitokomaeda3237]

C programmers: Includes Includes.

[@AdriToaster]

“I am ready to go to the bathroom, When I go to the bathroom”
relatable

[@ambermoon1341]

3:13 google translate looks like somebody from attack on titan

[@gxming.waifuxxx465]

Nobody:
Google translate:”I started off with a whip*

[@joelceda3500]

...Google Translate is a sadist? =P

[@stupidratt]

And then a knae knae-

[@victoryjamz]

Whapow

[@brooklynnmiller2869]

NOW WATCH ME *WHIP!*

[@gxming.waifuxxx465]

@@brooklynnmiller2869 WATCH ME NAE NAE!

[@jackal_jpeg]

"I am ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom."
*_Ah, yes, and the floor here is made of floor._*

[@Potterwolves]

Hello, fellow jammer. I already see we share two interests; google translate and animal jam.

[@tanlumarikruger9476]

every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa!

[@kenshinrx]

Part 2 : includes, includes.

[@mondiramaji791]

My face is made out of faces.

[@ziaaaaa.]

XD THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

[@ohshit4860]

0:49 OHMYGOD ITS PHIL FROM THE WAREHOUSE

[@Rayray12292]

“This is an example of how dollar shave club works!”
*i thought that was a part of the actual routine*

[@ghosttaal]

"This is an example of how Dollar Shave Club Works!!"
"Oh, that was actually helpful."
*The first time Google Translate was helpful*

[@calvinscarvings.66]

What do you mean? Google translate always has great advice!

[@ghosttaal]

@@calvinscarvings.66 hmmmmm yes I suppose you're right lol

[@thyguy1568]

And the only time

[@endergirldd5935]

Except for when I do my homework *hahahahaaa...*

[@muffin1168]

Guys... the likes... it’s 911... I think they need halp.

[@torib.6700]

“The PAINS in my head”
*Slams head on the desk*

[@aoifehall1675]

Tori B. Reading this I laughed so hard I fell of my bed and got PAINS in my head

[@aaronpomaville7010]

Translate: I am ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom.
Me: I'm ready to go to the bathroom whenever my bladder feels like it.

[@sweater_destroyr]

“Winter is a wonderful fragrance and skin damage.”
“I’ll take off a lightweight sweater and put my hair in a bra.”
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pualamnusantara7903]

"Includes includes."
Google Translate, 2019.

[@INNITSTARS]

"I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom."
I mean it's not wrong

[@c.gwakamole2350]

r/Technicallythetruth

[@harrykane3869]

Hmmmmm yes floor here is made out of floor

[@SFSAtlas]

Vsause

[@warriorofdramaclan8107]

Now I know what to tell my parents when I refuse to go to the bathroom!

[@AyaanGaming2211]

“I am ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom”
HMMMMMMMM yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@hacar3349]

Omg this is sooo hilarious!!!
Pls make more!

[@stephanieallen7682]

Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Not Even God:
Google Translate: *I started off with a whip*

[@andrejthomas3338]

then a naenae

[@FulcrumAhsokaTano]

I didn't know google translate could do the whip nae nae dance

[@ScarComfy]

*no one?* (srry if i ruined the joke)

[@sunnyystar.warriors]

I just said that out loud before I saw that! Lol

[@fireblade295]

@@ScarComfy It was ruined the second they decided to do a dead meme...

[@ChadButt]

"we will take you by bus at night!"
just got back from reading harry potter so all I can think of is the knight bus

[@FulcrumAhsokaTano]

I just realised that!

[@rachelwathey4486]

Yes

[@rebeccadavis2178]

Exactly ma point!

[@jortcicle]

lol me too!

[@ringle7000]

Was looking for this comment 🤣

[@itzpris15634]

malinda: *reads a chapter of book to clear her head*
me: *reads chapter of book, skips the rest, then is up all night thinking of what happens next and the fanfic possibilities there are*

[@mitchweiner]

I would love to hear MKR do a Google Translate of anything from Shakespeare. It might turn into an actual modern English translation! 😝

[@thalia2018]

Google translate: Finally, I listened to a gentle, happy spirit.
Elsa:...

[@gryffindorgirl1009]

Ah oh ah oh!

[@Mitsuki12345]

*Annoying Rift*

[@Loriewinn]

@@Mitsuki12345 *is this what let it go did to people??*

[@alessiamattioli3505]

Ooh can I get her to jump off this cliff?

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

FIGHT WITH STRANGERS

[@trishlikefish9875]

I made one of these myself:
"This is how to make yummy cod.
Prepare your ingredients, you will need
:
Lemon and lime, sliced
Fresh cilantro, chopped finely
Frozen cod slices
"
translation:
"How to prepare a sweet voice.
Prepare your ingredients, you need them
Lime and lime
New and clean cylinders
Hot ice sheets"
How was this translation? Also, if this gets over 75 likes i'm gonna finish the recipe. Bye for now, everyone!

[@trishlikefish9875]

ONLY 70 LEFT, EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING ON STRONG!

[@emberr_r0se]

@@trishlikefish9875 Only one left in a few minutes

[@bread.that.is.threatening]

75 like yoooo

[@thegamingteen44mc5]

H o t i c e s h e e t s

[@vanilla_boba]

It's 90 likes now! Please continue the recipe 🤣

[@lunagamings9874]

2:18 ..........
did I hear the word vaccine..
I DID OH NO SHE KNEWWW!!!!

[@paisleighyt6153]

The fact that you actually do these things for videos is my life force

[@iamantonius]

I’ll watch this video when I’m ready to watch this video ...

[@dvorah7516]

Anthony A yeah seems about right

[@mayastewart1452]

haha

[@luckygirl1111]

😂😂😂

[@dogsareawesome9197]

I always forget this channel exists for a while then find it again, which is perfect because i forget the translations and its like watching it for the first time again.

[@user-hh1ro1bh2]

halfway through the video, I had to take a break before I peed myself, died of not having enough air because of too much laughing, or both. great video keep up the excellent work.

[@afreen5058]

"Building a computer to do something, to do something for the pains in my head"
I felt that.

[@deangelonolasco946]

Or reading books, tea, or hot water with my head down.

[@callummarkel1150]

"so that my eyelids were not tempted to come back inside" -Google Translate

[@Spoffles]

0:22 (chox on drink)

[@gabriellabarothi8488]

omg you"re the only thing that can make me laugh thees days!

[@All54321]

“I am ready to go to the bathroom... when I go to the bathroom”
I don’t know why, but that just killed me

[@lillyshazeleyes2212]

”I am ready to go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom.” Where would we be without Google Translate *sigh*?

[@maia2257]

The bathroom

[@hquinn17]

I lost it at this part