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Imagine you’re in a foreign country trying to understand a doctor explaining the vaccine using google translate, and this is the result...
Oh no- 🤣
emorjnajkedjakk emoji
As someone from Spain who sometimes has to translate scientific articles, I can assure you it doesn't always end good 🤣
@Faith Docherty (PUPIL) We have the same name
Once we had performance in German but one os us had task to translate it into Polish for better understanding. From recipe for apple pie we've got half recipe for apple pie half instruction how to violently explode nuke using bare hands and kitchen utensils.
"No, you don't have to get pregnant"
"Don't do drugs"
"We're not playing cards right now"
Malinda is like a tired parent trying to keep her child from doing stupid things
Stupid things like playing cards?😂
@@nonamer3597 Playing cards at an inconvenient time maybe?
While getting the vaccine?
@@Miku-uw2sl Like while writing a test in school?
Or while getting a test on Corona?
Or while testing out a new card game?🤔
So many tests😅😂
Hahaha
"The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer" - me introducing my 52nd D&D character
“How can our souls be known in a simulation?”
*Woah*
🤯
Now I want to see a setup like this where Malinda genuinely hasn't seen the translation.
Agreed!
Day one of asking for this
That is a genius idea!!
Yes! And they should switch off and each should try to throw off the other with the translation!
Yes
All the random questions like “what’s it like to be on a pillow” sound like google translate is become aware and is trying to reach out for answers to things it can’t experience, WE MUST SAVE GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!!
Hello my no pfp brother
#JUSTICEFORGOOGLETRANSLATE
@@Ashlynn1218 eyy brotha from another matha
It's also correct in the fact that our brains emit light.
Just not visible light.
Oh and "how can a soul be known in a simulation?", that feels terrible, it thinks that no one cares to know it ;-;
Hats off to Tom for keeping a straight face doing all the translate parts. I almost fell off my chair and died laughing ; Despite following Malinda's don't die from watching my videos protocol; (someone left a knife on the blanket on the floor)...
What is Tom’s CZcams?
My next D&D character: an awakened pomegranate bard, playing a piano, hunting necromancers.
'The character, the pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance, on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer'
'Agro can last up to a week, so you will need to be vaccinated or increase your dose to Kuwait 19'
...sounds like one hell of a D&D campaign
I just realized, the entire video is about a DnD campaign.
Kuwait 19
Iraq be like 😏
I was thinking the exact same thing lmao
Reginald the Enchanted Pomegranate: I use... Aquatic Dancefighting.
Dungeon Master: *Sigh* Roll for... Whatever.
*20*
Dungeon Master: I knew I shouldn't have made that bet to make his character. But he rolled a 100 on that die, so... *Inhales*
Google Translate version sounds like a conspiracy theorist's take on the virus
"Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia" sounds exactly like something any anti-vaxxer I know would say.
Na, Google translate makes way more sense..
That must be where they find their theories.
Nothing in there about microchips or 5G.
Yeah, I think Google pulls the most popular references as part of the search. It explains so much around the Translation of Thriller.
"Why are you hungry"
My mom has a cake in the oven AND I CAN SMELL IT
"In this way we can expand in the future"
*she nods her head
"Pregnancy should be done quickly to prevent sudden changes in the virus"
Malinda: Wait-
"You should get pregnant as soon as you can"
Malinda: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-
Myself:(a MAN): welp now……..… I’m SCREWED! lol
"How can a soul be known in a simulation?" -the one time google Translate spoke deep truth
I'm so glad someone mentioned it. Haha
Og fans will know that google translate can be surprisingly deep and frightening. Spices!
Easy. Herobrine in Minecraft.
Next question.
Google goes deep is an iconic factor of this channel
@@brecheese6532 of course, how can we ever forget… *emo translate?*
“Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia.” As someone with anemia, this made me chuckle.
Same
Same
anti-vaxxers: write that down! write that down!
Glad you enjoyed it as instructed.
"When you inject, you don't get enough of the body and reduce the blood. Like the patient who doesn't get blood, it makes me laugh."
3:41 “I shall return.”
NO GOOGLE TRANSLATE DON’T GO WE NEED YOU
"The character,a pomergrant is a fantastic piano dancer"
Ah yes a pomegranate is a fantastic piano dancer
“If it doesn’t work, RUN!”
“Your body is light, it’s always _painful”_
What do you think they did? Jump off a building? XD
As a scrawny af dude who aches at the drop of a hat, and refuses to run... This was so relatable.
I mean true, I'm 120 pounds and I'm on my period
I saw this when that part played
I interpreted this as Google Translate telling me that my body is made of light. As a skinny person, how did I not jump to skinnyness?
"The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dancer, on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer."
This sounds scarily like part of a DnD campaign...
Or a really great joke mod in Skyrim.
I thought the same thing
I was just like man those necromancers are hot or they are beating each other up then reviving them.
@@bmvm5 It just gave me DM flashbacks.
"Wait, WHAT do you want to do with the piano? Yes, your Movement Speed underwater allows to do that buuuut..."
This sounds like a pomegranate being a playable character in castle crashers.
Google Translate: “Lymphocytes are bacterial tumors.”
Me: It’s not a toomah!
"Why are you hungry?"
Me: Cause I'm hungry...?
Shrignold the butterfly: nO, yOu'Re LoNeLy!
I understood that reference
DHMIS REFERENCE
As a former EMT, I can confirm that nearly 100% of hospital admissions are due to ineffective diver collisions. It is a serious problem that needs to be talked about more.
Your pfp and username is such a mood
hEY aDoRa :>
Yes, my sister is a nurse and so is my stepmom so I can vouch for this fact
just collide better already, divers! Sheesh...these irresponsable divers...
the username is just *chef's kiss*
"Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia."
🤣 Perfect, just what I want
Eh, I became a zombie.
Well I got my second shot on Monday... I'm thirsty now.
Anti-Vaxx ads be like:
I mean, I _was_ super tired the day after I got my second shot.
@@cpt_nordbart Lol I was so freaking thirsty after I got mine too
“While we are trying to be fourwheelers and cyclists to beat bulls and cows, the promise is not enough”
Am pretty sure I can’t get any further than promising
Please do this format (two people in person, the normal script reader doesn’t know the translated script) more often. It’s great.
"When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies."
MOM! I JUST DISCOVERED GRANDPA IS RICH!
Edit: A lot of people is asking if he's fine. If you are one of these people, don't worry, he got COVID-19 two and a half weeks ago and 4 days ago he recovered from it. He's almost completely fine now.
I laughed but then I realised...
Is he okay?
lol... wait WHAT????!! IS HE OK??
Oof
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA wait is he alright
I'm sooo sorry for laughing.
_"Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia"_
-Google Translate 2021
Anti Vaxxers be like
I like that they used the word "enjoy"
Too bad I already have anemia, so ha!
@@dovewing8598 yup we don’t need to be vaccinated to enjoy anemia! Lol
I’m getting one anyway though because I don’t want keith-19
@@wrentherainfalls2925 true, no one wants keith-19, its very dangerous
Our essays be like:
4:23
This is the full thing of the translated side, nothing in between. have a lovely time reading, and I hope I was useful!
(if there are any mistakes just tell me, I don't care if they say anything else I just took what the subtitles said, sorry.)
To better understand how Keith-19 works, we need to understand how the schedule works.
When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies.
The weapon used in the fight against disease is generosity, especially among white blood cells.
Various anti-white blood cells and epidemiological wars.
Macrophages are the cells that absorb and digest a certain man color, bleeding invasive mutants bacteria, and contemplating abandonment called antigens. Antigenic comparison with the biological Antitoxins are in the moment.
Linguistic carcinoma is a group of macrophages and microdata.
Lymphocytes are bacterial tumors.
..What?
The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance. On the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer.
The position of the endothelial T group is verleiht es, when cells moves and increases its pharmacological "stress" action.
How much
There are currently 19 fox-19s in the United States.
The ADI is a natural carrot that reduces the regeneration and disruption in the blueberry market and promotes protein-non metabolic training.
How can a soul be known in a simulation.
Our brains emit light and remove genetic material from gene fax machines.
Johnson-Johnson facial sprays contain the Covid-1 allergen.
Replace anti-biotics with the Covid-1 virus to prevent anti-biotics. This is called a virus scanner.
She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drive down the street, I shall return.
It is not clear to them that the three taxis could have a Goofy virus. The vaccine is designed to make dark cerebral foods without resting in a sandwich.
What does it feel like to be on a pillow?
Symptoms of fatigue, tiredness, fever, headache, fever, runny nose, runny nose, etc.
Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia.
If it doesn't work, run. Your body is light, it is always painful.
Agro can last up to a week, so you will need to be vaccinated or increase dose to Kuwait-19.
INVENTORY the meeting.
You can use it on to find the last few Cove-19 survivors
The big city is still prosperous.
Shaving: how much?
Most people lose their hair as they get older.
According to experts, 70 - 90% of people should be vaccinated in order to avoid breastfeeding. Currently, there are no such candidates, especially in the United States.
In this way, we can expand in the future. Pregnancy should be done quickly to prevent sudden changes in the virus.
Why are you hungry?
Stop the disease and use all available cocaine and scoops
Severe pain is a serious problem in the health care reform care system, and not all three drugs are needed, as nearly 100% of hospital admissions are due to ineffective diver collisions. That's too big.
However, after you are released, you can remove the mask and put in an attractive box. While we are trying to be four-wheelers or cyclists to beat bulls and cows, the promise is not enough.
There are 11 ways to store cards.
You are a legend.
I put the whole thing in chatgpt, and this is how it responded :
To gain a deeper grasp of Keith-19's mechanics, it's crucial to comprehend the workings of its schedule. As viruses infiltrate our bodies, a considerable influx of resources accompanies them. Generosity, particularly among white blood cells, serves as a potent tool against diseases. Multiple confrontations involving anti-white blood cells and epidemiological battles occur. Macrophages, which absorb and digest specific shades, become repositories for invasive mutant bacteria, contemplating the disposal of antigens. There's an ongoing comparison between antigens and biological antitoxins. A conglomerate of macrophages and microdata forms linguistic carcinoma. Bacterial tumors manifest as lymphocytes. ...What? A character, symbolized by a pomegranate, delivers a mesmerizing piano performance. On the ground level, it gracefully swims, engaging the necromancer with precision. The endothelial T group's role becomes prominent when cells migrate, triggering heightened pharmacological stress responses. To what extent? Presently, there exist 19 instances of fox-19s within the United States. ADI, a natural carrot, curtails regeneration disruptions in the blueberry market and champions protein-non metabolic training. How does one discern a soul within a simulation? Our brains emit light and eliminate genetic material through gene fax machines. Johnson-Johnson facial sprays incorporate the Covid-1 allergen. To deter antibiotics, swap them out for the Covid-1 virus, effectively creating a virus scanner. She entered the wedding chamber with an intent to ignite the dwelling and traverse the street; she will return. The potential presence of a Goofy virus in three taxis eludes their clarity. The vaccine aims to create darker cerebral elements without reprieve, akin to a sandwich. What sensations arise from resting on a pillow? Indications include weariness, fever, headaches, and runny noses, among others. Post-vaccination, one may encounter dehydration and anemia. If results falter, hasten away. A perpetual ache ensues due to the lightness of your body. Agro's effects persist for about a week, necessitating vaccination or enhanced dosages of Kuwait-19. Itemize the gathering's contents. It can be employed to locate the remaining Cove-19 survivors. The urban center remains robust. As for shaving: what's the expense? As age advances, most individuals experience hair loss. Experts recommend 70 - 90% vaccination rates to preclude lactation. However, such candidates are scarce, especially in the United States. In this manner, expansion becomes feasible for the future. Swift pregnancy is advised to preclude sudden virus shifts. Why the hunger, though? Halt the ailment's progress, employing all accessible cocaine and resources. The health care reform system grapples with severe pain, and not all three medications are requisite. Nearly 100% of hospital admissions result from ineffective diver collisions-an issue of significant magnitude. Nevertheless, after release, discard the mask and place it within an appealing container. While endeavoring to outpace bulls and cows as four-wheeler operators or cyclists, the commitment remains insufficient. Eleven approaches exist for card storage.
"Most people lose their hair as they get older."
That's true, but it has nothing to do with the topic.
Imagine it was sponsored by keeps xD
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Fair point
If it doesn't work, run.
Your body is light, it is always painful.
LMAO😂
I translated a question just like in that other video and here it is:
Original: What inspired you to make a CZcams channel?
Translated: How often do you subscribe to CZcams Online?
It's not to bad🤷
5:46 SOMETHING TRUE
GT- What does it feel like to be on a pillow?
Malinda- hands over pillow
GT- dies
Apparently pillows are poisonous, I am now setting my pillow on fire, thank you Google translate
Malinda: Why should you get vaccinated?
Tom: Why are you hungry?
Me: Finally someone is asking the real questions.
You watch Malinda too?
I don't know why I'm hungry I just ate like 20 gummies
vsauce music intensifies
@Ariella Benor Thanks!
Yez finally!
"How can a soul be known in a simulation?" My sims.
“Your body is light, it is always painful!” 😂😂
“What does it feel like to be on a pillow?” Smooth pick up line
So- wasn’t just me?
Pillow talking
As soon as i saw this message: HA
Absolutely will use that from now on 👍
Ha ha, bed commercial slogans😀
*..She entered the Wedding Chamber to light the house on fire...I shall return..*
Enough to make a grown man cry...🥺
"But not this man! Get back in there, tear!" *Proceeds to suck tear back into eye*
@@BroderickAmato Lol
@@BroderickAmato
I was about to comment the same thing 😂
Chevelle’s songs lyrics being like :
Don't forget that she drove down the street. GT is probably talking about Olivia Rodrigo.
So if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does that mean a pomegranate a day keeps the necromancer away? I'm just imagining a necromancer being outright terrified of a pomegranate now...
7:29 google translate being a Karen but with ✨STYLE✨
Google: Demonitises the video because drug and COVID references.
*bruh you were the one who made the translations*
lol yes
Bruh
To be fair, google did try everything and anything to avoid calling the Virus by its agreed-upon name ... 😂
"I usually don't laugh because I am alone" sounds like a line google translate usually spits out
“The character, A pomegranate, Is a fantastic piano dance, on the 1st floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer.” That part gets me every time.
I can't breathe!!!!!! This is SO FUNNY!!!! Malinda , you had a stupidly awesome idea with these videos. Thank you for brightening my day and never stop being yourself (Regardless of how big your music will get because you're an awesome singer).
"Most people lose their hair as they get older" Your not wrong Google translate-
Irrelevant, yes... But definitely right.
You're*
@@Bagel_Le_Stinky Yro'ue
@@RolandReaves Oruy’re*
@eve's_my_nickname ororoyeyeyoeyeyerererke'er
I like how even after all these years Malinda still gets messed up by google translates nonsense especially when someone else recites it
i couldnt stop laughing all the way to the end
6:31 Why should you get vaccinated?
GT: Why are you hungry?
This is how misinformation is born. 😆👏
Idk this makes more sense than most misinformation
You might actually be onto something here. People might translate info from other languages and take them seriously
Ok but like. This genuinely does sound like what an anti Vaxxer would say (translated side)
Proper detail: Sane people, scientists that earned their degree, etc.
Translate: Karens, psudoscientists, anti-vaxxers.
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She entered the wedding chamber to set the house on fire and drove down the street...
I SHALL RETURN
I almost spat my coffee out then XDDD
@@chlobearx1x135 well you shouldn't watch twisted translation videos while eating or drinking anything. Just saying for your safety lol
**laughs** OK, bye.
@The Baby Alives 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't be the only one who sees woody and jesse.
Just imagine cowboy hats
4:15 WHEN SHE LOOKED AT US I DIED- 😩
"How does the Covid-19 vaccine work?"
"What?"
I think im dead
at that moment google finally found out what they were talking about
Who is Tom tho, isn’t he only a SimplyGuitar add
*on not only
LOL
@@Estella-Reina0402 🤣
“Once vaccinated enjoy dehydration and anemia”
Karens: *WRITE THAT DOWN*
🤣
Yeah, this video really didn’t help against the Karen population
Sadly my mom is one of those Karen's
@@jonathangaming7510 damn i’m sorry bestie
yeah people who were anemic or dehydrated before couldn't enjoy it but people who are now vaccinated can enjoy it. TBH idk if severely anemic people can be vaccinated but it's a joke
I feel like she didn't see the translations ahead of time.
My name is Keith and I’m 19 that beginning bit snapped me into it alright
To be fair is such a common name in fact when I translate the word covid-19 it became Clyde 19
I see. Anyway, hii, Kirito-kun! *subscribes instantly*
@@number15d his name is not keith
i mean ,i pity you, most people i know agree that the name kieth sucks although i did see someone replying that it was a common name so it could just be the general opinion only where i live
“She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drive down the street. I shall return.” -Google, what have you done?!
Everything and Nothing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Milepost93Productions ye
Lmao love this part
Oh, were getting deep lore on the AI world.
“She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drove down the street, I shall return” Best part of the video
“Getting an appointment.”
*”INVENTORY the meeting.”*
"Your body is light, it is always painful"
True.
Apparently my cat Pomegranate is doing a fantastic piano dance on the first floor while swimming and hitting a necromancer... Good for him.
Makes sense, a cat would do that
@@BroderickAmato sounds like the usual completely random thing that a cat would do
@@darthsidious47 Yes indeedy XD
You sure have a pretty talented cat
@@nonamer3597 yea
I’m late but I’m really loving you guys just laughing and interacting in the video!
I love how funny these are! Please keep making them!
✍️ she entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire ✍️ GOT IT
what beautiful poetry
The Red Wedding
you could say it was lit
...now if you excuse me,I'll go outside and touch some grass
Sounds like a strangely intriguing novel. *leaves to write a new book*
This makes me think of the Harley Quinn series season 2 finale lol
the look of just slowly losing braincells on her face every time google translate talks is just immaculate
Yes it is very clean
What are you, creepypasta
You are the only person who never ceases to make me laugh in literally all of your videos
These two need to do more videos like this together!😂
I wish we all referred to infections as *epidemiological W A R S*
The Covid-19 Epidemiologic War is quite a badass name for it.
Pandemic implies everyone just got sick, and we needed doctors everywhere.
The Epidemiologic War sounds like an appocalyptic hellscape where everyone cowered and feared an invader of the bodies... Where the infected become outcast, and handled by only the boldest of the world... A world everyone knew for the drastic damage to the economy, nightlife and society inexistant... And instead we send messages from afar. Even the most overlooked of resources become scarce, and when people aren't raiding or extorting for such items... They look upon the living hell they have to live in... All because people didn't take it seriously sooner.
It sounds more suiting to describe what fresh hell 2020 was.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 .........so when's the book out?
@@superwhatevergamin9634
Write that down in webnovel/novel site and I'll read it. Just tell the title my man.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 ay yo you should wrote something or idk maybe make something out of it
@@superwhatevergamin9634 Sir or ma'am, you are great at writing.
Watching Malinda and Tom just laugh together is so wholesome for some reason.
I look forward to your every Google Translates! Very funny, great job! Don’t stop! Thanks!
Educational and hilarious at the same time !
What else do u funking want ?!
This is quality content !
6:07 The part where he said 'to avoid breastfeeding.' made me spit out my water.
Note to self, never drink water during a Twisted Translations video.
Yeah. Can't have spit either. Choked on my saliva.
I fucking lost it with her reaction. XD
You might want to check out the "An issue I need to address" video by Malinda, it can give some very helpful safety info (and is also hilarious)
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@AhmedOMG too late.
Diver collisions are a common problem, they just aren't often reported. Thank you, Google Translate, for finally raising awareness of this serious issue.
INEFFECTIVE diver collisions………..… lol
Also Goofy viruses
found this channel today and i can't get enough of it. This girl is amazing. who knew google translate would be this funny. I'll be bench watching....
"If it doesn't work, run"
Solid advice
"When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies."
ACCURATE.
IKR!
large amounts of money enter our bodies and leaves our wallet :D
"A natural carrot reduces the regeneration and disruption of the blueberry market." That makes perfect sense to me.
Zootopia vibes
I saw this when that part played
So hilarious. I love seeing you break each other
YOU'VE GOT ME DYING WITH LAUGHTER
This sounds like two conflicting accounts, the normal one sounds like actual information and advice, while the translated one sounds like a survival guide to the apocalypse.
The translated one sounds more like it wants us to START an apocalypse with drugs and tumors instead
@@circle3565 and money
@@circle3565 and cards...?
"If it doesn't work, run."
"Why are you running. Why are you running?"
XD I'm sorry! XD
Should've played Awolnation - Run right after the first sentence
Beacuse it didn't work
On a second thought, they probably were not willing to risk it, because the song is copyrighted (I guess)
THESE VIDEOS HAVE ME LAUGHING SO HARD ISTG
flat earth proof be like: 3:57
"I N V E N T O R Y the meeting"
**sobbing** *so true*
So, to recap, the viruses we have to watch out for are:
•Keith 19
•Fox-19 (19 of them)
•COVID-1
•Kuwait 19
•Cove-19
And most importantly...
•The Goofy Virus
Who will win the epidemiological war?
The Goofy Virus truly is a menace
@@irusanw419 Not to worry, we can use cocaine and scoops to fight it off
@@nawarb.4226 Good point
Isn't fox 19 a fox news TV station?
@@irusanw419 It's a real Mickey Mouse operation.
*"Your body it's light and it's always painful."*
I need this on a t-shirt
this has to be one of the best things on youtube
"Why are you hungry?"
I feel this on a spiritual level.
I find it so funny that it looks like Malinda has no clue what the translated version is, her reactions are really genuine and it makes it so much more funny and realistic.
I was watching this at 3am, at the goofie virus part I burst out laughing. I scared my cats.
Hilarious! 🤣 Please do more of these!
normal: what my science teacher is actually saying
translate: what my brain thinks it is
Wow, this is a never before seen sight. Malinda actually breaking character and cracking up during a video.
czcams.com/video/DUwbhus-Y0I/video.html czcams.com/video/dI7TiAMYzR8/video.html By the way, I wasn't able to copy and paste any of these. Edit: czcams.com/video/omNLvq0F8-A/video.html czcams.com/video/K6CPFUhw1QY/video.html czcams.com/video/-_57cpey4Zc/video.html I managed to copy and paste those, whew.
As the subject is very serious, Malinda left her laughing in, so that WE shall not forget to laugh at the funny translations.
"If it doesn't work, run!"
Me explaining to my friend how to do a group project
Same, girl. I also lost it on the "blueberry market" part 😆
"Contemplating abandonment"
"How can a soul be known in a simulation"
"She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire"
...is google translate ok?
No I don’t think so
I think we’ve established that google translate needs serious help,
#getgoogletranslatesometherapy
No
#getgoogletranslatesometherapy
Google translate is planing to destroy buildings
6:43 basically every doctor when you had a cough in the 1800's
This was so funny keep it up I love watching your videos and makes me happy
Is it just me or does anyone else want a version that is the translated one start to finish. This was too great!