Google Translate Explains the COVID-19 Vaccine

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  Před 3 lety +1682

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  • @Yetanotherfangirl_jf
    @Yetanotherfangirl_jf Před 3 lety +3418

    Imagine you’re in a foreign country trying to understand a doctor explaining the vaccine using google translate, and this is the result...

    • @BroderickAmato
      @BroderickAmato Před 3 lety +98

      Oh no- 🤣

    • @megamingidk6216
      @megamingidk6216 Před 3 lety +7

      emorjnajkedjakk emoji

    • @JemszZz
      @JemszZz Před 3 lety +123

      As someone from Spain who sometimes has to translate scientific articles, I can assure you it doesn't always end good 🤣

    • @faithgantner9535
      @faithgantner9535 Před 3 lety +7

      @Faith Docherty (PUPIL) We have the same name

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 Před 3 lety +86

      Once we had performance in German but one os us had task to translate it into Polish for better understanding. From recipe for apple pie we've got half recipe for apple pie half instruction how to violently explode nuke using bare hands and kitchen utensils.

  • @duskmallow
    @duskmallow Před 3 lety +5010

    "No, you don't have to get pregnant"
    "Don't do drugs"
    "We're not playing cards right now"
    Malinda is like a tired parent trying to keep her child from doing stupid things

    • @nonamer3597
      @nonamer3597 Před 3 lety +137

      Stupid things like playing cards?😂

    • @Miku-uw2sl
      @Miku-uw2sl Před 3 lety +211

      @@nonamer3597 Playing cards at an inconvenient time maybe?

    • @finnsears6659
      @finnsears6659 Před 3 lety +94

      While getting the vaccine?

    • @nonamer3597
      @nonamer3597 Před 3 lety +88

      @@Miku-uw2sl Like while writing a test in school?
      Or while getting a test on Corona?
      Or while testing out a new card game?🤔
      So many tests😅😂

    • @Xipsep
      @Xipsep Před 3 lety +14

      Hahaha

  • @aliciam6145
    @aliciam6145 Před 2 lety +122

    "The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer" - me introducing my 52nd D&D character

  • @siennaskye_journey
    @siennaskye_journey Před 3 lety +194

    “How can our souls be known in a simulation?”
    *Woah*

  • @TigStripe
    @TigStripe Před 3 lety +4882

    Now I want to see a setup like this where Malinda genuinely hasn't seen the translation.

  • @joelbailey176
    @joelbailey176 Před 3 lety +1732

    All the random questions like “what’s it like to be on a pillow” sound like google translate is become aware and is trying to reach out for answers to things it can’t experience, WE MUST SAVE GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!!

    • @Ashlynn1218
      @Ashlynn1218 Před 3 lety +14

      Hello my no pfp brother

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies Před 3 lety +55

      #JUSTICEFORGOOGLETRANSLATE

    • @variant-sx3nf
      @variant-sx3nf Před 3 lety +6

      @@Ashlynn1218 eyy brotha from another matha

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost Před 3 lety +19

      It's also correct in the fact that our brains emit light.
      Just not visible light.

    • @LauraVivian
      @LauraVivian Před 3 lety +29

      Oh and "how can a soul be known in a simulation?", that feels terrible, it thinks that no one cares to know it ;-;

  • @nikhilsultania170
    @nikhilsultania170 Před 3 lety +161

    Hats off to Tom for keeping a straight face doing all the translate parts. I almost fell off my chair and died laughing ; Despite following Malinda's don't die from watching my videos protocol; (someone left a knife on the blanket on the floor)...

  • @Hastur-1990
    @Hastur-1990 Před 2 lety +29

    My next D&D character: an awakened pomegranate bard, playing a piano, hunting necromancers.

  • @AngelScolarus
    @AngelScolarus Před 3 lety +1179

    'The character, the pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance, on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer'
    'Agro can last up to a week, so you will need to be vaccinated or increase your dose to Kuwait 19'
    ...sounds like one hell of a D&D campaign

    • @majesticlunatic4985
      @majesticlunatic4985 Před 3 lety +65

      I just realized, the entire video is about a DnD campaign.

    • @ttry1152
      @ttry1152 Před 3 lety +17

      Kuwait 19

    • @ttry1152
      @ttry1152 Před 3 lety +9

      Iraq be like 😏

    • @pauline_f328
      @pauline_f328 Před 3 lety +4

      I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 3 lety +25

      Reginald the Enchanted Pomegranate: I use... Aquatic Dancefighting.
      Dungeon Master: *Sigh* Roll for... Whatever.
      *20*
      Dungeon Master: I knew I shouldn't have made that bet to make his character. But he rolled a 100 on that die, so... *Inhales*

  • @manmoy4104
    @manmoy4104 Před 3 lety +1680

    Google Translate version sounds like a conspiracy theorist's take on the virus

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 Před 3 lety +187

      "Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia" sounds exactly like something any anti-vaxxer I know would say.

    • @moewolf5195
      @moewolf5195 Před 3 lety +61

      Na, Google translate makes way more sense..

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle Před 3 lety +59

      That must be where they find their theories.

    • @tparadox88
      @tparadox88 Před 3 lety +37

      Nothing in there about microchips or 5G.

    • @crystalward1444
      @crystalward1444 Před 3 lety +23

      Yeah, I think Google pulls the most popular references as part of the search. It explains so much around the Translation of Thriller.

  • @gamingwithevie8303
    @gamingwithevie8303 Před 3 lety +83

    "Why are you hungry"
    My mom has a cake in the oven AND I CAN SMELL IT

  • @isjustahooman8441
    @isjustahooman8441 Před 2 lety +226

    "In this way we can expand in the future"
    *she nods her head
    "Pregnancy should be done quickly to prevent sudden changes in the virus"
    Malinda: Wait-
    "You should get pregnant as soon as you can"
    Malinda: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-

    • @robbymounce5764
      @robbymounce5764 Před 7 měsíci +8

      Myself:(a MAN): welp now……..… I’m SCREWED! lol

  • @noodledoodlez2079
    @noodledoodlez2079 Před 3 lety +1036

    "How can a soul be known in a simulation?" -the one time google Translate spoke deep truth

    • @flowerboogerface
      @flowerboogerface Před 3 lety +23

      I'm so glad someone mentioned it. Haha

    • @brecheese6532
      @brecheese6532 Před 3 lety +31

      Og fans will know that google translate can be surprisingly deep and frightening. Spices!

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 3 lety +12

      Easy. Herobrine in Minecraft.
      Next question.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 3 lety +11

      Google goes deep is an iconic factor of this channel

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 3 lety +3

      @@brecheese6532 of course, how can we ever forget… *emo translate?*

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora Před 3 lety +2843

    “Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia.” As someone with anemia, this made me chuckle.

  • @UniversetheSpace
    @UniversetheSpace Před 2 lety +20

    3:41 “I shall return.”
    NO GOOGLE TRANSLATE DON’T GO WE NEED YOU

  • @icy_xd
    @icy_xd Před 3 lety +30

    "The character,a pomergrant is a fantastic piano dancer"
    Ah yes a pomegranate is a fantastic piano dancer

  • @Cllocopine
    @Cllocopine Před 3 lety +533

    “If it doesn’t work, RUN!”
    “Your body is light, it’s always _painful”_

    • @ambredragonne3505
      @ambredragonne3505 Před 3 lety +5

      What do you think they did? Jump off a building? XD

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 3 lety +9

      As a scrawny af dude who aches at the drop of a hat, and refuses to run... This was so relatable.

    • @Star-ou5gq
      @Star-ou5gq Před 2 lety +2

      I mean true, I'm 120 pounds and I'm on my period

    • @takenshota546
      @takenshota546 Před 2 lety +1

      I saw this when that part played

    • @eileenbutterfly7856
      @eileenbutterfly7856 Před 2 lety +2

      I interpreted this as Google Translate telling me that my body is made of light. As a skinny person, how did I not jump to skinnyness?

  • @lotusluminance5872
    @lotusluminance5872 Před 3 lety +1379

    "The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dancer, on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer."
    This sounds scarily like part of a DnD campaign...

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 3 lety +79

      Or a really great joke mod in Skyrim.

    • @bmvm5
      @bmvm5 Před 3 lety +28

      I thought the same thing

    • @KittyDragonWon
      @KittyDragonWon Před 3 lety +25

      I was just like man those necromancers are hot or they are beating each other up then reviving them.

    • @lotusluminance5872
      @lotusluminance5872 Před 3 lety +40

      @@bmvm5 It just gave me DM flashbacks.
      "Wait, WHAT do you want to do with the piano? Yes, your Movement Speed underwater allows to do that buuuut..."

    • @_._.Nobody_._.
      @_._.Nobody_._. Před 3 lety +19

      This sounds like a pomegranate being a playable character in castle crashers.

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 Před 3 lety +42

    Google Translate: “Lymphocytes are bacterial tumors.”
    Me: It’s not a toomah!

  • @somerandomperson924
    @somerandomperson924 Před 3 lety +64

    "Why are you hungry?"
    Me: Cause I'm hungry...?
    Shrignold the butterfly: nO, yOu'Re LoNeLy!

  • @Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk

    As a former EMT, I can confirm that nearly 100% of hospital admissions are due to ineffective diver collisions. It is a serious problem that needs to be talked about more.

    • @gfaruk272
      @gfaruk272 Před 3 lety +34

      Your pfp and username is such a mood

    • @cuishanwu5
      @cuishanwu5 Před 3 lety +17

      hEY aDoRa :>

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake Před 2 lety +31

      Yes, my sister is a nurse and so is my stepmom so I can vouch for this fact

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Před 2 lety +16

      just collide better already, divers! Sheesh...these irresponsable divers...

    • @bloconut1372
      @bloconut1372 Před 2 lety +2

      the username is just *chef's kiss*

  • @SonicChicken249
    @SonicChicken249 Před 3 lety +1228

    "Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia."
    🤣 Perfect, just what I want

    • @adventurerwithacoolhat2531
      @adventurerwithacoolhat2531 Před 3 lety +28

      Eh, I became a zombie.

    • @cpt_nordbart
      @cpt_nordbart Před 3 lety +36

      Well I got my second shot on Monday... I'm thirsty now.

    • @MegaAdan99
      @MegaAdan99 Před 3 lety +45

      Anti-Vaxx ads be like:

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin Před 3 lety +13

      I mean, I _was_ super tired the day after I got my second shot.

    • @OdenqueenVulpes
      @OdenqueenVulpes Před 3 lety +16

      @@cpt_nordbart Lol I was so freaking thirsty after I got mine too

  • @Estella-Reina0402
    @Estella-Reina0402 Před 3 lety +27

    “While we are trying to be fourwheelers and cyclists to beat bulls and cows, the promise is not enough”

    • @Estella-Reina0402
      @Estella-Reina0402 Před 3 lety +1

      Am pretty sure I can’t get any further than promising

  • @aclonymous
    @aclonymous Před 3 lety +27

    Please do this format (two people in person, the normal script reader doesn’t know the translated script) more often. It’s great.

  • @theevigro
    @theevigro Před 3 lety +1681

    "When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies."
    MOM! I JUST DISCOVERED GRANDPA IS RICH!
    Edit: A lot of people is asking if he's fine. If you are one of these people, don't worry, he got COVID-19 two and a half weeks ago and 4 days ago he recovered from it. He's almost completely fine now.

  • @desireunikorn5018
    @desireunikorn5018 Před 3 lety +684

    _"Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia"_
    -Google Translate 2021

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon Před 3 lety +33

      Anti Vaxxers be like

    • @rhysellis6887
      @rhysellis6887 Před 3 lety +8

      I like that they used the word "enjoy"

    • @dovewing8598
      @dovewing8598 Před 3 lety +7

      Too bad I already have anemia, so ha!

    • @wrentherainfalls2925
      @wrentherainfalls2925 Před 3 lety +9

      @@dovewing8598 yup we don’t need to be vaccinated to enjoy anemia! Lol
      I’m getting one anyway though because I don’t want keith-19

    • @dovewing8598
      @dovewing8598 Před 3 lety +6

      @@wrentherainfalls2925 true, no one wants keith-19, its very dangerous

  • @nathanielrojas5749
    @nathanielrojas5749 Před 3 lety +31

    Our essays be like:
    4:23

  • @WilliamSnakeSpeare
    @WilliamSnakeSpeare Před 2 lety +81

    This is the full thing of the translated side, nothing in between. have a lovely time reading, and I hope I was useful!
    (if there are any mistakes just tell me, I don't care if they say anything else I just took what the subtitles said, sorry.)
    To better understand how Keith-19 works, we need to understand how the schedule works.
    When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies.
    The weapon used in the fight against disease is generosity, especially among white blood cells.
    Various anti-white blood cells and epidemiological wars.
    Macrophages are the cells that absorb and digest a certain man color, bleeding invasive mutants bacteria, and contemplating abandonment called antigens. Antigenic comparison with the biological Antitoxins are in the moment.
    Linguistic carcinoma is a group of macrophages and microdata.
    Lymphocytes are bacterial tumors.
    ..What?
    The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance. On the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer.
    The position of the endothelial T group is verleiht es, when cells moves and increases its pharmacological "stress" action.
    How much
    There are currently 19 fox-19s in the United States.
    The ADI is a natural carrot that reduces the regeneration and disruption in the blueberry market and promotes protein-non metabolic training.
    How can a soul be known in a simulation.
    Our brains emit light and remove genetic material from gene fax machines.
    Johnson-Johnson facial sprays contain the Covid-1 allergen.
    Replace anti-biotics with the Covid-1 virus to prevent anti-biotics. This is called a virus scanner.
    She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drive down the street, I shall return.
    It is not clear to them that the three taxis could have a Goofy virus. The vaccine is designed to make dark cerebral foods without resting in a sandwich.
    What does it feel like to be on a pillow?
    Symptoms of fatigue, tiredness, fever, headache, fever, runny nose, runny nose, etc.
    Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia.
    If it doesn't work, run. Your body is light, it is always painful.
    Agro can last up to a week, so you will need to be vaccinated or increase dose to Kuwait-19.
    INVENTORY the meeting.
    You can use it on to find the last few Cove-19 survivors
    The big city is still prosperous.
    Shaving: how much?
    Most people lose their hair as they get older.
    According to experts, 70 - 90% of people should be vaccinated in order to avoid breastfeeding. Currently, there are no such candidates, especially in the United States.
    In this way, we can expand in the future. Pregnancy should be done quickly to prevent sudden changes in the virus.
    Why are you hungry?
    Stop the disease and use all available cocaine and scoops
    Severe pain is a serious problem in the health care reform care system, and not all three drugs are needed, as nearly 100% of hospital admissions are due to ineffective diver collisions. That's too big.
    However, after you are released, you can remove the mask and put in an attractive box. While we are trying to be four-wheelers or cyclists to beat bulls and cows, the promise is not enough.
    There are 11 ways to store cards.

    • @mazzy_ivy
      @mazzy_ivy Před rokem +9

      You are a legend.

    • @toumakoushik31416
      @toumakoushik31416 Před 10 měsíci +4

      I put the whole thing in chatgpt, and this is how it responded :
      To gain a deeper grasp of Keith-19's mechanics, it's crucial to comprehend the workings of its schedule. As viruses infiltrate our bodies, a considerable influx of resources accompanies them. Generosity, particularly among white blood cells, serves as a potent tool against diseases. Multiple confrontations involving anti-white blood cells and epidemiological battles occur. Macrophages, which absorb and digest specific shades, become repositories for invasive mutant bacteria, contemplating the disposal of antigens. There's an ongoing comparison between antigens and biological antitoxins. A conglomerate of macrophages and microdata forms linguistic carcinoma. Bacterial tumors manifest as lymphocytes. ...What? A character, symbolized by a pomegranate, delivers a mesmerizing piano performance. On the ground level, it gracefully swims, engaging the necromancer with precision. The endothelial T group's role becomes prominent when cells migrate, triggering heightened pharmacological stress responses. To what extent? Presently, there exist 19 instances of fox-19s within the United States. ADI, a natural carrot, curtails regeneration disruptions in the blueberry market and champions protein-non metabolic training. How does one discern a soul within a simulation? Our brains emit light and eliminate genetic material through gene fax machines. Johnson-Johnson facial sprays incorporate the Covid-1 allergen. To deter antibiotics, swap them out for the Covid-1 virus, effectively creating a virus scanner. She entered the wedding chamber with an intent to ignite the dwelling and traverse the street; she will return. The potential presence of a Goofy virus in three taxis eludes their clarity. The vaccine aims to create darker cerebral elements without reprieve, akin to a sandwich. What sensations arise from resting on a pillow? Indications include weariness, fever, headaches, and runny noses, among others. Post-vaccination, one may encounter dehydration and anemia. If results falter, hasten away. A perpetual ache ensues due to the lightness of your body. Agro's effects persist for about a week, necessitating vaccination or enhanced dosages of Kuwait-19. Itemize the gathering's contents. It can be employed to locate the remaining Cove-19 survivors. The urban center remains robust. As for shaving: what's the expense? As age advances, most individuals experience hair loss. Experts recommend 70 - 90% vaccination rates to preclude lactation. However, such candidates are scarce, especially in the United States. In this manner, expansion becomes feasible for the future. Swift pregnancy is advised to preclude sudden virus shifts. Why the hunger, though? Halt the ailment's progress, employing all accessible cocaine and resources. The health care reform system grapples with severe pain, and not all three medications are requisite. Nearly 100% of hospital admissions result from ineffective diver collisions-an issue of significant magnitude. Nevertheless, after release, discard the mask and place it within an appealing container. While endeavoring to outpace bulls and cows as four-wheeler operators or cyclists, the commitment remains insufficient. Eleven approaches exist for card storage.

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 Před 3 lety +464

    "Most people lose their hair as they get older."
    That's true, but it has nothing to do with the topic.

  • @kanushka76
    @kanushka76 Před 3 lety +157

    If it doesn't work, run.
    Your body is light, it is always painful.
    LMAO😂

  • @geoworld8869
    @geoworld8869 Před 3 lety +30

    I translated a question just like in that other video and here it is:
    Original: What inspired you to make a CZcams channel?
    Translated: How often do you subscribe to CZcams Online?

  • @yellowblue_tt
    @yellowblue_tt Před 2 lety +19

    5:46 SOMETHING TRUE

  • @LouzWrld13k
    @LouzWrld13k Před 3 lety +373

    GT- What does it feel like to be on a pillow?
    Malinda- hands over pillow
    GT- dies

    • @blossomrockruff
      @blossomrockruff Před 3 lety +5

      Apparently pillows are poisonous, I am now setting my pillow on fire, thank you Google translate

  • @autumnnal
    @autumnnal Před 3 lety +2384

    Malinda: Why should you get vaccinated?
    Tom: Why are you hungry?
    Me: Finally someone is asking the real questions.

  • @deathbyscience42
    @deathbyscience42 Před 2 lety +3

    "How can a soul be known in a simulation?" My sims.

  • @seanjackson8310
    @seanjackson8310 Před 3 lety +7

    “Your body is light, it is always painful!” 😂😂

  • @XD152awesomeness
    @XD152awesomeness Před 3 lety +185

    “What does it feel like to be on a pillow?” Smooth pick up line

  • @ReusableSalad
    @ReusableSalad Před 3 lety +353

    *..She entered the Wedding Chamber to light the house on fire...I shall return..*
    Enough to make a grown man cry...🥺

    • @BroderickAmato
      @BroderickAmato Před 3 lety +23

      "But not this man! Get back in there, tear!" *Proceeds to suck tear back into eye*

    • @readingforeverandever3086
      @readingforeverandever3086 Před 3 lety +2

      @@BroderickAmato Lol

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 Před 3 lety +4

      @@BroderickAmato
      I was about to comment the same thing 😂

    • @bibule
      @bibule Před 3 lety +1

      Chevelle’s songs lyrics being like :

    • @royalemeraldbuilder5058
      @royalemeraldbuilder5058 Před 3 lety +4

      Don't forget that she drove down the street. GT is probably talking about Olivia Rodrigo.

  • @kylemiller8783
    @kylemiller8783 Před 9 měsíci +5

    So if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does that mean a pomegranate a day keeps the necromancer away? I'm just imagining a necromancer being outright terrified of a pomegranate now...

  • @jaketheminecrafter2557
    @jaketheminecrafter2557 Před 3 lety +14

    7:29 google translate being a Karen but with ✨STYLE✨

  • @kodd10
    @kodd10 Před 3 lety +282

    Google: Demonitises the video because drug and COVID references.
    *bruh you were the one who made the translations*

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu Před 2 lety +14

      lol yes

    • @Brikiboi69
      @Brikiboi69 Před rokem +1

      Bruh

    • @alisakumm9165
      @alisakumm9165 Před rokem

      To be fair, google did try everything and anything to avoid calling the Virus by its agreed-upon name ... 😂

  • @alexi4829
    @alexi4829 Před 3 lety +242

    "I usually don't laugh because I am alone" sounds like a line google translate usually spits out

  • @XanderHGX
    @XanderHGX Před 2 lety +4

    “The character, A pomegranate, Is a fantastic piano dance, on the 1st floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer.” That part gets me every time.

  • @tudor-octavian4520
    @tudor-octavian4520 Před 2 lety +8

    I can't breathe!!!!!! This is SO FUNNY!!!! Malinda , you had a stupidly awesome idea with these videos. Thank you for brightening my day and never stop being yourself (Regardless of how big your music will get because you're an awesome singer).

  • @user-wp6zo9vn6v
    @user-wp6zo9vn6v Před 3 lety +772

    "Most people lose their hair as they get older" Your not wrong Google translate-

  • @appelofdoom8211
    @appelofdoom8211 Před 3 lety +158

    I like how even after all these years Malinda still gets messed up by google translates nonsense especially when someone else recites it

  • @otto_____
    @otto_____ Před rokem +16

    i couldnt stop laughing all the way to the end

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting Před 2 lety +5

    6:31 Why should you get vaccinated?
    GT: Why are you hungry?

  • @KateHolloman
    @KateHolloman Před 3 lety +2279

    This is how misinformation is born. 😆👏

    • @lilster8968
      @lilster8968 Před 3 lety +137

      Idk this makes more sense than most misinformation

    • @KRONOS1909
      @KRONOS1909 Před 3 lety +73

      You might actually be onto something here. People might translate info from other languages and take them seriously

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 Před 3 lety +65

      Ok but like. This genuinely does sound like what an anti Vaxxer would say (translated side)

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 3 lety +41

      Proper detail: Sane people, scientists that earned their degree, etc.
      Translate: Karens, psudoscientists, anti-vaxxers.

    • @myg7051
      @myg7051 Před 3 lety +4

      666 likes

  • @lhoward783
    @lhoward783 Před 3 lety +215

    She entered the wedding chamber to set the house on fire and drove down the street...
    I SHALL RETURN

    • @chlobearx1x135
      @chlobearx1x135 Před 3 lety +9

      I almost spat my coffee out then XDDD

    • @llawliet5921
      @llawliet5921 Před 3 lety +6

      @@chlobearx1x135 well you shouldn't watch twisted translation videos while eating or drinking anything. Just saying for your safety lol

    • @djmoch1001
      @djmoch1001 Před 3 lety +3

      **laughs** OK, bye.

    • @UltimateDetective-
      @UltimateDetective- Před 3 lety +2

      @The Baby Alives 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elzar5987
    @elzar5987 Před 2 lety +5

    I can't be the only one who sees woody and jesse.
    Just imagine cowboy hats

  • @edhieeeee3
    @edhieeeee3 Před 3 lety +18

    4:15 WHEN SHE LOOKED AT US I DIED- 😩

  • @thechameleonist
    @thechameleonist Před 3 lety +1118

    "How does the Covid-19 vaccine work?"
    "What?"
    I think im dead

  • @itsmanola7300
    @itsmanola7300 Před 3 lety +1318

    “Once vaccinated enjoy dehydration and anemia”
    Karens: *WRITE THAT DOWN*

    • @UltimateDetective-
      @UltimateDetective- Před 3 lety +19

      🤣

    • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
      @WarmBreadBearBuddy Před 3 lety +45

      Yeah, this video really didn’t help against the Karen population

    • @jonathangaming7510
      @jonathangaming7510 Před 3 lety +38

      Sadly my mom is one of those Karen's

    • @itsmanola7300
      @itsmanola7300 Před 3 lety +23

      @@jonathangaming7510 damn i’m sorry bestie

    • @Phoenix-np1iu
      @Phoenix-np1iu Před 3 lety +18

      yeah people who were anemic or dehydrated before couldn't enjoy it but people who are now vaccinated can enjoy it. TBH idk if severely anemic people can be vaccinated but it's a joke

  • @eric_moore-6126
    @eric_moore-6126 Před rokem +9

    I feel like she didn't see the translations ahead of time.

  • @flameelement3590
    @flameelement3590 Před 3 lety +186

    My name is Keith and I’m 19 that beginning bit snapped me into it alright

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 Před 3 lety +12

      To be fair is such a common name in fact when I translate the word covid-19 it became Clyde 19

    • @subieasunayuuki
      @subieasunayuuki Před 3 lety +2

      I see. Anyway, hii, Kirito-kun! *subscribes instantly*

    • @OGuiBlindao
      @OGuiBlindao Před 3 lety +1

      @@number15d his name is not keith

    • @kopykingb8899
      @kopykingb8899 Před 2 lety

      i mean ,i pity you, most people i know agree that the name kieth sucks although i did see someone replying that it was a common name so it could just be the general opinion only where i live

  • @shadedpixel4767
    @shadedpixel4767 Před 3 lety +485

    “She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drive down the street. I shall return.” -Google, what have you done?!

  • @kirra0000
    @kirra0000 Před 2 lety +2

    “She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drove down the street, I shall return” Best part of the video

  • @Shaynimations
    @Shaynimations Před rokem +2

    “Getting an appointment.”
    *”INVENTORY the meeting.”*

  • @Media6914Geeky
    @Media6914Geeky Před 3 lety +146

    "Your body is light, it is always painful"
    True.

  • @darthsidious47
    @darthsidious47 Před 3 lety +324

    Apparently my cat Pomegranate is doing a fantastic piano dance on the first floor while swimming and hitting a necromancer... Good for him.

  • @luckiestuser
    @luckiestuser Před 3 lety +1

    I’m late but I’m really loving you guys just laughing and interacting in the video!

  • @Kat-il4gg
    @Kat-il4gg Před 2 lety

    I love how funny these are! Please keep making them!

  • @DigmanMusic
    @DigmanMusic Před 3 lety +281

    ✍️ she entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire ✍️ GOT IT

    • @gissellybeansFM
      @gissellybeansFM Před 3 lety +18

      what beautiful poetry

    • @BroderickAmato
      @BroderickAmato Před 3 lety +15

      The Red Wedding

    • @gabri_maybe
      @gabri_maybe Před 3 lety +13

      you could say it was lit
      ...now if you excuse me,I'll go outside and touch some grass

    • @lilsisasu
      @lilsisasu Před 3 lety +12

      Sounds like a strangely intriguing novel. *leaves to write a new book*

    • @salembn1176
      @salembn1176 Před 3 lety +3

      This makes me think of the Harley Quinn series season 2 finale lol

  • @perilsofplay
    @perilsofplay Před 3 lety +196

    the look of just slowly losing braincells on her face every time google translate talks is just immaculate

  • @samanthadaugherty5666
    @samanthadaugherty5666 Před 2 lety +1

    You are the only person who never ceases to make me laugh in literally all of your videos

  • @ellamartinez9727
    @ellamartinez9727 Před 3 lety +3

    These two need to do more videos like this together!😂

  • @aliteralsnakewithatophat3247

    I wish we all referred to infections as *epidemiological W A R S*

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 3 lety +58

      The Covid-19 Epidemiologic War is quite a badass name for it.
      Pandemic implies everyone just got sick, and we needed doctors everywhere.
      The Epidemiologic War sounds like an appocalyptic hellscape where everyone cowered and feared an invader of the bodies... Where the infected become outcast, and handled by only the boldest of the world... A world everyone knew for the drastic damage to the economy, nightlife and society inexistant... And instead we send messages from afar. Even the most overlooked of resources become scarce, and when people aren't raiding or extorting for such items... They look upon the living hell they have to live in... All because people didn't take it seriously sooner.
      It sounds more suiting to describe what fresh hell 2020 was.

    • @garveetasharma706
      @garveetasharma706 Před 3 lety +30

      @@superwhatevergamin9634 .........so when's the book out?

    • @nathanperoandrei3841
      @nathanperoandrei3841 Před 3 lety +16

      @@superwhatevergamin9634
      Write that down in webnovel/novel site and I'll read it. Just tell the title my man.

    • @meiloishere4086
      @meiloishere4086 Před 3 lety +7

      @@superwhatevergamin9634 ay yo you should wrote something or idk maybe make something out of it

    • @KT-rp9tx
      @KT-rp9tx Před 3 lety +5

      @@superwhatevergamin9634 Sir or ma'am, you are great at writing.

  • @gamehero6816
    @gamehero6816 Před 3 lety +145

    Watching Malinda and Tom just laugh together is so wholesome for some reason.

  • @ourladyoflourdeschurchmp8572

    I look forward to your every Google Translates! Very funny, great job! Don’t stop! Thanks!

  • @kasrae192
    @kasrae192 Před 2 lety

    Educational and hilarious at the same time !
    What else do u funking want ?!
    This is quality content !

  • @oksanamiller9830
    @oksanamiller9830 Před 3 lety +170

    6:07 The part where he said 'to avoid breastfeeding.' made me spit out my water.
    Note to self, never drink water during a Twisted Translations video.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah. Can't have spit either. Choked on my saliva.

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 Před 3 lety +5

      I fucking lost it with her reaction. XD

    • @Wriley_Katcoff
      @Wriley_Katcoff Před 2 lety +3

      You might want to check out the "An issue I need to address" video by Malinda, it can give some very helpful safety info (and is also hilarious)

    • @Wriley_Katcoff
      @Wriley_Katcoff Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/H6_9hOQOKzQ/video.html

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 Před 2 lety +1

      @AhmedOMG too late.

  • @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
    @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht Před 3 lety +145

    Diver collisions are a common problem, they just aren't often reported. Thank you, Google Translate, for finally raising awareness of this serious issue.

  • @libanahmed2319
    @libanahmed2319 Před 2 lety

    found this channel today and i can't get enough of it. This girl is amazing. who knew google translate would be this funny. I'll be bench watching....

  • @LegoWormNoah101
    @LegoWormNoah101 Před 2 lety +2

    "If it doesn't work, run"
    Solid advice

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 Před 3 lety +79

    "When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies."
    ACCURATE.

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim Před 3 lety +2

      IKR!

    • @cherryig2893
      @cherryig2893 Před 3 lety +1

      large amounts of money enter our bodies and leaves our wallet :D

  • @morgand.3809
    @morgand.3809 Před 3 lety +86

    "A natural carrot reduces the regeneration and disruption of the blueberry market." That makes perfect sense to me.

  • @dwaggystar6979
    @dwaggystar6979 Před 2 lety

    So hilarious. I love seeing you break each other

  • @RainbowTheUnicornQueen
    @RainbowTheUnicornQueen Před rokem +1

    YOU'VE GOT ME DYING WITH LAUGHTER

  • @exaltednerd9492
    @exaltednerd9492 Před 3 lety +209

    This sounds like two conflicting accounts, the normal one sounds like actual information and advice, while the translated one sounds like a survival guide to the apocalypse.

    • @circle3565
      @circle3565 Před 3 lety +35

      The translated one sounds more like it wants us to START an apocalypse with drugs and tumors instead

    • @theweirdwolf1877
      @theweirdwolf1877 Před 3 lety +11

      @@circle3565 and money

    • @agathaplayziez4953
      @agathaplayziez4953 Před 3 lety +5

      @@circle3565 and cards...?

  • @AU_Fanatic
    @AU_Fanatic Před 3 lety +473

    "If it doesn't work, run."
    "Why are you running. Why are you running?"
    XD I'm sorry! XD

    • @andrewche4066
      @andrewche4066 Před 2 lety +3

      Should've played Awolnation - Run right after the first sentence

    • @yellowdogeoriginal
      @yellowdogeoriginal Před 2 lety +2

      Beacuse it didn't work

    • @andrewche4066
      @andrewche4066 Před 2 lety

      On a second thought, they probably were not willing to risk it, because the song is copyrighted (I guess)

  • @dogonmainstreethowling

    THESE VIDEOS HAVE ME LAUGHING SO HARD ISTG

  • @keyelee4339
    @keyelee4339 Před 3 lety +18

    flat earth proof be like: 3:57

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix Před 3 lety +117

    "I N V E N T O R Y the meeting"
    **sobbing** *so true*

  • @nawarb.4226
    @nawarb.4226 Před 3 lety +1417

    So, to recap, the viruses we have to watch out for are:
    •Keith 19
    •Fox-19 (19 of them)
    •COVID-1
    •Kuwait 19
    •Cove-19
    And most importantly...
    •The Goofy Virus
    Who will win the epidemiological war?

    • @irusanw419
      @irusanw419 Před 3 lety +194

      The Goofy Virus truly is a menace

    • @nawarb.4226
      @nawarb.4226 Před 3 lety +82

      @@irusanw419 Not to worry, we can use cocaine and scoops to fight it off

    • @irusanw419
      @irusanw419 Před 3 lety +45

      @@nawarb.4226 Good point

    • @moelester7527
      @moelester7527 Před 3 lety +48

      Isn't fox 19 a fox news TV station?

    • @djmoch1001
      @djmoch1001 Před 3 lety +45

      @@irusanw419 It's a real Mickey Mouse operation.

  • @CeciBunnifly
    @CeciBunnifly Před rokem +1

    *"Your body it's light and it's always painful."*
    I need this on a t-shirt

  • @etheldreis6748
    @etheldreis6748 Před 2 lety

    this has to be one of the best things on youtube

  • @tansi1248
    @tansi1248 Před 3 lety +86

    "Why are you hungry?"
    I feel this on a spiritual level.

  • @emilyncole4040
    @emilyncole4040 Před 3 lety +86

    I find it so funny that it looks like Malinda has no clue what the translated version is, her reactions are really genuine and it makes it so much more funny and realistic.

  • @charlotteward2103
    @charlotteward2103 Před 2 lety +4

    I was watching this at 3am, at the goofie virus part I burst out laughing. I scared my cats.

  • @Daymickey
    @Daymickey Před 2 lety

    Hilarious! 🤣 Please do more of these!

  • @variablecheesecake
    @variablecheesecake Před 3 lety +40

    normal: what my science teacher is actually saying
    translate: what my brain thinks it is

  • @fictional-girl_05
    @fictional-girl_05 Před 3 lety +134

    Wow, this is a never before seen sight. Malinda actually breaking character and cracking up during a video.

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/DUwbhus-Y0I/video.html czcams.com/video/dI7TiAMYzR8/video.html By the way, I wasn't able to copy and paste any of these. Edit: czcams.com/video/omNLvq0F8-A/video.html czcams.com/video/K6CPFUhw1QY/video.html czcams.com/video/-_57cpey4Zc/video.html I managed to copy and paste those, whew.

    • @kristianbjrnjensen5388
      @kristianbjrnjensen5388 Před 3 lety +6

      As the subject is very serious, Malinda left her laughing in, so that WE shall not forget to laugh at the funny translations.

  • @Poppy-jd7em
    @Poppy-jd7em Před 3 lety +6

    "If it doesn't work, run!"
    Me explaining to my friend how to do a group project

  • @parkhae-il9211
    @parkhae-il9211 Před rokem

    Same, girl. I also lost it on the "blueberry market" part 😆

  • @Aizawa_shota1
    @Aizawa_shota1 Před 3 lety +838

    "Contemplating abandonment"
    "How can a soul be known in a simulation"
    "She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire"
    ...is google translate ok?

  • @theonlyhousethatsnotonfire
    @theonlyhousethatsnotonfire Před 3 lety +43

    6:43 basically every doctor when you had a cough in the 1800's

  • @Whitewolvesgamingstudios

    This was so funny keep it up I love watching your videos and makes me happy

  • @ProjectDT88
    @ProjectDT88 Před 3 lety +2

    Is it just me or does anyone else want a version that is the translated one start to finish. This was too great!