Google Translate Sings: "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X
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"My son cheated on me."
Well, that's a situation where nobody gets to be the good guy...
Alabama?
@@kamaljeetmittal3985 incest? Is that you?
Sweet Alabama
Unless your the one they cheated with then it’s not your fault
@@ArtisticSin Depends if you knew the mess you were getting yourself into.
"Dance until I don't exist"
BIG MOOD 😂😂
I know right?
She should've done the Thanos snap erase effect when she said that. xD
I was literally going to say the same thing 😂😂
@@queenpeppyclaws6676 RIGHT!? Such a missed opportunity!
Me when my favorite song comes on when I hit shuffle.
Quarentine Life:
"Im gonna dance until I don't exist"
"I don't want to move again"
"Basic life"
Yup A++ that is very accurate
and bula yoga reading
I can not speak
no this is a mood
“Find the bean”
“The black color is black”
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
The snow is like… snow…
Ah yes, the book is made of book. The clock is made of clocks
Like, I don't know how to describe it, but the black colour is black. Yes, amazing explanation.
"a lipstick is a stick"
Are you telling me that i will find jabba at jabba’s palace?
Lil Nas X: Porsche
Google translate: *_MITSUBISHI_*
@Hype Edits Mitsubishi's better, cooler & realer anyway
Asian american
the mirage is the best car evr
Billy Ray Cyrus: guitar
Google translate:Gittar
Someone has to do a theory on where google translate was born.
Not based on facts, but on mistranslations like this
"The black color is black"
*YOU DON'T SAY*
Or the N word. 😮
Pál Mucsi *HMMMMM*
(Insert the appropriate meme picture)
* insert surprised pukachu meme
Black isn't even a colour...
Hmm it took us a while but I think Google Translate may have figured out why this song was removed from the country charts for us.
When people don’t know the lyrics of a song: S O N G S O N G S O N G
Me, I either hum the part I don't know the lyric to, stop the song entirely, or just skip ahead to a line I know is next in the song. Depends on which one it is. :)
copied
For me I don’t hum for some reason I say like na na na like how do you sing lalala i just sing nanana
S O N G
@@beomaya Exactly, someone else brought this same thing up like 2 months before that comment
When you're trying to make a song but can't think of good lyrics:
*SONG SONG SONG SONG*
so right
Thank you for the jeans
Mhm
Or when they repeat the same thing like 20 different times Xd
Singers be like: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I genuinely love the lyric "I'm gonna dance until I don't exist."
*snaps*
Edgy Clem wow
Hi Clem
Same
@@lukaraos3439 I was expecting Thanos joke every time this line appeared.
"Song song song song"
- CZcams subtitles when you wanna know the lyrics on a song
Ikr
Lmao underrated comment, this is so accurate
Hay it rains holy water 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💧🌧️ now
1:07 you’re welcome
THAT is Relatable
"I'm going to dance until I don't exist"
"I would like to ride an ancient horse."
"I can not speak"
All great ideas for merch
Hamburger Ride too.
XDD
and “satan’s tractors are coming”
And “Beaware of the murderous horse”
Satan's tractors are coming
“Dance till I don’t exist”
Sounds like Thanos is snapping dancers away.
dance till im dead
There was a disease that made people dance until the dropped dead in the 1600’s I believe.
@@goldphoenix9. eh??
Yes.
@@goldphoenix9. 1518, that’s when the disease was
"Song song song song"
That was undoubtedly the best line in the entire song.
[Woah.... when did this comment get so many likes?!]
creative psycho "you r a door" is a close second
@@laurenashleighmoore Couldn't agree moore xD
because we should be spreading positivity
300th like, that's all I have to say
@@medium.kahuna I'd love to give you a medal.... since those things seam expensive tho I'll just give you a cookie ^-^ look it has a 300 in chocolate chips on top!
“My son cheated on me”
There’s a lot to unpack there
And even many more terrible jokes to be made, like "That's ok; it was with his sister."
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
... tHe BiBlE ApP Is FrEe
Especially they consider it a country song
@Bailey Chernis that..... confuses me more but makes sense
"i would like to use an ancient horse"
"children are used they pay for weapons"
"NoW yoU ArE A DOOR"
Lol
Lol
rIcHaRd wElDiNg
“No no day I come to the torpedoes can refuse”
Sounds like a naval captain having a seizure while torpedoes are heading for his ship.
seizure? don't you mean stroke?
also "General Kenobi"
czcams.com/video/EGyfdtW5zn0/video.html
So Satan takes people to pasta, and if they refuse, he sends tractors after them. 😂
@Shadow Alexia Sapphire Sounds like a great movie idea.
Why doesn't this comment have more likes?😂😂😂😂
Questa Kaeris did u listen to Hawaii he he he
Oh GOD yes
LMAO
When a drunk guy is trying to tell you that the farmers are evil
"SATAN'S TRACTORS ARE COMING!"
@Windows ME No!! These murderous horseses will kill us!!!!!! 😱
XD
😂😂
favorite line
@Windows ME oh no. The satanic tractors will destroy all plant life
Story for this song:
A farmer lives in a town where there are murderous horses so he hurries to gives eggs to Richard Welding so that Richard can pay kids with eggs to buy him tools to kill the murderous horses. A new story is also going around town, that has gained more popularity than the recent story "My son cheated on me," called "Drunk horse riders think they are riding a burger," and the cops have also gotten suspicion because every body who attended the Dance Festival yesterday is now missing, police searching for them.
good joke
And said farmer really wants an ancient horse, the mayor of the town has magical abilities with animals so he goes to him to ask if he can resurrect an extinct horse for him. Then he inadvertently learns the truth about the murderous horses but is forbidden to speak the truth (nobody knows, I cannot speak). He also knows that soon there'll be evil tractors as well. One day he meets a friend at a ballet who is also aware of how the horses are under an evil spell from the town leaders, to keep people under their control. He keeps trying to pretend to be happy (dancing until he doesn't exist). He feels like a coward for not speaking out and pins it on his friend (an old man) to tell everyone about the mayor's evil plot. The whole time the mayor has been bribing him to be quiet with the promise of his ancheint horse. But in the end he decides his imaginary hamburger is enough of a horse for him and he tells the truth.
The murderous horses are demons and satan’s tractors are helping them. The farmer has a gittar. Finally there is a bean hiding somewhere
@@ozby11
Don't forget the fact that Satan sent the murderous horses in Honolulu, Hawaii to bring the farmer in Bavaria,where are the Satan's tractors which will take the farmer to the pasta
You forgot the torpedoes
Me listening to this while doing my homework and dying of laughter. i ended up writing I'm no longer on a hamburger ride on my homework.
ive written song lyrics on stuff before too lol
the teacher must have been so confused 😔
@@elilloyd7900 I tend to write on a hamburger ride at random mitsubishis when I'm listening to my son cheating on me
Anime😍
@@MandMs05 that is a lot to unpack there 🤣
"My son cheated on me"
that's some game of thrones shit right there
Exactly what I was thinking lmao
Father-daughter and brother-sister incest feature prominently in Game of Thrones, but I do not believe there are any incidents of Mother-son incest there.
Mother-son incest is so taboo not even bonobos will do it.
@@magister343 Dolphins will. They don't give a fuck about age, sex and how closely related they are....
Alabama shit brother
Alabama 100
“Children are used: they pay for weapons”
Ok.. I will not question that
Best not to...
Sadly, that part is not inaccurate. Traffickers rarely specialize in just one product line.
Lol
It's the power of Richard Weldings.
Google translate is onto something , bring more songs , it’s a message
Google translate: "I would like to ride an ancient horse"
Also Google translate: "TriCIcL PArtS iS a HorSE dAY"
also google translate: SONG SONG SONG SONG
"I don't want to move again"
that's literally explaining whats quarantine like
"Dance 'till you're dead"
Me, an intellectual: "Dance until you don't exist"
Would make a good work out top, wouldn't it?
yes
𝓝𝓸 𝓷𝓸 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓼
No, no the tropedoes can't refuse...I can not speak~~
This reminds of a song....
czcams.com/video/UcRtFYAz2Yo/video.html
"Satan's tractors are coming"
+
"Satan takes me to the pasta"
=
"State of Arizona"
Satan seems to be a recurring theme in these Google translated songs...
@@VioletEntropy04 He's a Google Translate Patron lmao
or Satan killing u
GamerVamp don’t forget hell
🤣
Plot twist: She is singing the original lyrics that Lil Nas X really wrote. His helpers (instrument players,song editers,etc) said "most of these lyrics are way too dark. we will change one or two lyrics."
The only one that was still the same was the fact that he bought a brand new "gittar"😂😂😭
you,,,
you do realize that lil nas x made old town road before he got famous right? and you do realize that not all musicians/artists/etc. need "helpers" to make music, right?
@@marinewelsh9927 are you dumb
@@kaplunko6068 no, actually i'm not dumb. music outside of top 40 pop exists dude.
@@marinewelsh9927 the comment was a joke *facepalm*
"Satan's tractors are coming" I have prepared for this day...
Did you get you get the Christian games
Maximum Overdrive
Did you use the children to pay for the weapons
Lil Nas X: Porsche
Google translate: Mitsubishi
Google.. you have ONE JOB
now you are a door
“I don’t want to move again”
*relatable.*
Don't you worry, you can just hitch a ride on Satans tractor. 😀
After all, Satans tractors are coming soon.
hi
Indeed.
Greg
Daniel H are they coming to take us to the pasta? I hope so, I’m hungry!
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
kids learning colors: the black color is black
I have a 5-year-old sibling. This applies to her perfectly.
Ah yes... the floor is made out of floor
Ah yes, the floor is made of floor
School:
My 3 year old self just self recognized it lol
“I’m going to dance until I don’t exist” = My life’s story
Yup
Be aware of the murdererous horse 😂 best line 🔪
i agree
gabi. c mhmm
Yes
Mmhmm
“Children are used: they pay for weapons” “that’s dark”
I got prayed for a gun
They use the power of Richard Welding
I have no idea
@@mamba-do-u yeah
@@Depressed_Cuboid im a little
"Now you are a door" and "You are now a TV". The holy grail of humor.
“No no, day, I come to the torpedoes can refuse.”
Sounds like a navy captain having a seizure
good joke so good that you had to REPOST IT TWO TIMES
@@kaplunko6068 you know thats just a glitch right lmao
First, there was SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Now, there is TRICYCLE SPAREPARTS.
🎶“What translated lyric is horse day?”🎶
“Tricycle Spareparts!”
And the hamburger ride! SpongeBob used that, too!
lolololololol
@@koolkitty108 makes sense
Tricycle squarepants, the distant cousin of Spongebob and owns a murderous horse
“I don’t want to move again”
Me the second P.E. ends
Ok but "I'm gonna dance till I don't exist" is me after pe ends
More like me after badminton training. I had a training 2 days ago and my body still hurts and i cant run well. I ran way too much and forced my body to do that. Thanks mr Donald. Thanks for 2 days id pain in my mouscles. Realy, i cant do squats without having to say urghh.
I realy dont wanna move again, realy. Nah, badminton is my life now.
😂 I was on that part while I read this
So true
Me the second track, P.E, recess anything that includes moving
*i feel that*
"Im gonna dance until i dont exist"
"I dont wanna move again"
_Betrayed Noises_
Stabbed in the back
“Let it go”
Google translate I think you mean “Give up”
HAHAHAHAHA A REFERENCE LOVE IT
"I would like to ride an ancient horse."
*Memories of Alexander The Great taming Bucephalus intensify.*
7th grade history?
@@lilycabler5291 More like 6th form (so maybe junior year of American highschool) Classical Studies lol.
" I don't want to move again "
Me after i go up to my classroom on the third floor
Pál Mucsi When Hurricane Irma hit, most of my classes had to be moved to a church (I went to a Christian School and the church was connected to it) and the only available rooms were on the third floor....I relate to this so much
But then I have to go to the first school and through the reception an then out into the yard and into the other side and go into the second floor.
I feel your pain
Hah! Yes! I remember having to go from the third floor of one building, down to the ground floor, across the courtyard, and up to the third floor. For one class, before having to backtrack to the other building again.
Arbor Aurora In one building, I had classes on the third and second floors. The office was not the first. The other building had two floors. The gym and cafeteria were on the first floor and classes on the second floor. Sometimes we would go to the second building when the air conditioner stopped working.......which was often
Watching this with my 9 year old son and both finding it hilarious, thank you Malinda
Thing is she actually has a great voice
“My son cheated on me” makes sense for this song
SWEET HOME ALABAMA through Google translate
Let it go.
dark mode is better On CZcams *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Lil Nas X: Cowboy hat from Gucci 🤠
Google Translate: *_S O N G S O N G S O N G S O N G_* 😂
Thank u 4 the jeans
Google Translate gave up on translating 😂
ikr
@@PikaPotterhead07NOOOOBODY KNOWS~
@@p0l4r0ids3 I CAN NOT SPEAKKKKK
“I don’t want to move again”
Two lines later:
“I’m gonna dance until I don’t exist”
Imagine this was a game where you had to find a bean and someone was riding a tricycle while chasing Richard Welding on a hamburger ride and you had to save the girl who couldn’t speak from the murderous horse who is throwing eggs at the person on the tricycle and the loser had to dance didn’t exist and this all took place in Bervia
and then someone sees all this happening
Insane
That would be funny
Haha
The loser literally have to die. And there are murderous horses. And Satan‘s drones. But it’s fine it’s funny.
@@everex1239 lol true
"song song song song"
My last two brain cells in music class 😂😂😂
hannypandy mood
Idk why but ths reminds e of Austin and Ally
hannypandy meeeee tho 😂
I read that as soon as she said it
Is mayonnaise an instrument
"I'm no longer on a hamburger ride"
_Spongebob Squarepants would like to join the chat_
I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought of that!
*spongebob would like to know your location*
accept!!!
“I’m gonna dance until I don’t exist”
“I don’t want to move anymore”
Congratulations, you danced until you didn’t exist.
"I don't want to move again" the most relatable song lyric
*Teacher:* What instrument do you play??
*Me:* The -guitar- gittar
How do u put the line across?
Natalie Ventura -idk-
@@vampieyur :(
@@vampieyur Rude?
Natalie Ventura ....?
"Satans tractors are coming"
Me: "Hey, my Uber is here!"
CubPlayz
Hades: "SATAN, YOU STOLE MY JOB!!" *Snaps fingers and Satan's tractors are replaced with Hades' tractors, and Satan does not exist anymore
Alinathegamer - Percy Jackson Fan hα lσl
LMAO.
good choice, taxis in hell are six dollars per minute
U🅱️er: Your Uber is here!
No one:
Google translate: SONG SONG SONG
"My son cheated on me"
"Let it go"
"Basic Life"
Sounds about right.
Me : I'm Happy
Google translate: *now you are a door*
Now that's what happens when you use Google translate for a French exam
@@saint105x3
Bees Morray
Ok **opens fady abdelgani** work perfect workers NOW KETS MARCH
Makoto door kun
''My son cheated on me'' ..wait.. that's..
Edit: ''I don't want to move again'' mood
Uhh no alabama 100
Plus user name checks out
Same
Damn, Oedipus
I think the remix of this has Billy Ray, so... Miley's a dude. Ok. Makes sense. Probably why she hasn't taken a nude selfie yet, just twerked up on some Beetlejuice-looking dude. Also... Why you sleepin' with Miley, Billy?! You on the same amount of drugs as her?
Alabama
"My son cheated on me" "Satan's tractors are coming" "I want to ride the ancient horse"
Girl your life your life your life your life
This is my favorite one out of all the ones
Cause of Death: Danced until he ceased to existence
ThomasTurner69 CSI: Google Translate
Dancing mania basically
ur pfp is true beauty in an image
*_insert random murder mystery show here_* _translated_
**Rite of Spring intensifies**
"I'm going to dance until I don't exist" is honestly such a mood X'D
Also, "I'm a little. I'm a coward"
bulgey wulgey
I feel like that's what happened at the last big Mexican party I went to
@@tea1274YO WTF
"Bula Yoga Reading",
"SONG SONG SONG SONG"
Hmm The The Floor Here Is Made Out of Floor Floor Floor Floor
“Beware of the murderess horse”
“Satans tractors are coming”
“Song song song song”
I have no regrets subscribing-
Same I don’t have any regrets at all
“My son cheated on me”
Everyone in Alabama- _RELATABLE MATE_
I’m from Alabama;-;
Aysu H. Its ok *pats on head*
Roll tide
*sweet home Alabama*
too realatble
1:02
"You can go and ask her" turned into "let it go"
If you kept going, will it turn into
"GIVE UUUUUP"
Edit: HOW DID THIS GET OVER 1000 LIKES?
...
...
Joer, gracias 💝
Reading your comment, and thought, "Now why does that have just 37 likes?" Some people need to go watch some of the classic Google translate songs.
@@jant1213 It has 543 likes now.
I am Bluepelt 604*
I didn’t hear that
xXBornAndBread 1k*
0:37 How did “You can whip your Porsche” become “I can beat your Mitsubishi”?
"No, no day, I come to the torpedoes can refuse"
"The calorie town in Bavaria is called a large stone"
Spongebob in the movie: "I'm no longer on a hamburger ride."
Luca Tim Behrends craby patty ride for the crusty crab pizza 🍕
XD🤣 That’s so true!
Yep. That was the first thing I thought of when I heard that line.
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich" Spongebob Squarepants 2004
@Not a spy So in SpongeBob the movie SpongeBob and Patrick drive in a hamburger, or a car that looks like one, (a krusty krab promotion or something) and quite early in the journey they lose their hamburger rise and have to travel by foot.
Her: *_Satan's tractors are coming_*
Me: Aw sweet my ride's here
Me: *toaster is done toasting....stuff and dings*
Also me:AAAAHHH SWEET BABY JESUS ITS SATAN
Get out of here, Kyubey! You have little girls to corrupt!
Your uber is here, is gonna take the highway to hell
True though
Mine to so your going to hell so are you getting devil eggs and ghost peppers
Can we just appreciate her voice? She should do more country covers
" No No day i come to the torpedoes can refuse"
That was random.
Nobody:
Country death metal: *SATANS TRACTORS ARE COMING*
Under appreciated comment
Madison D aw thank you!!!
O,g yassss
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY??
YOU ARE MAD
Google Translate: My son cheated on me.
Me: Google Translate really needs help.
Google translate needs a real boyfriend or girlfriend that's what it needs
should really stop travelling across Alabama
He cheated in a board game, is what I think
@@samueltheblonde That probably makes more sense 😂
*fbi open up*
"No, no day, I come to the torpedoes can refuse."
Excuse me.
"The color black is black"
"Song Song Song Song"
Hm Yes the floor is made of floor.
"No longer on a hamburger ride" sounds like a cool way to tell someone you're going vegetarian.
"Beaware of the murderous horse"
"Satan tractors are coming"
Sounds like a horror movie sequel tittles
*„SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA! (THE HORROR!)”*
I misread that as "Horror Movie sequel titties"
Don't forget Children are used they pay for weapons.
XD
Idk why isn’t there an horror movie called “Satan tractors are coming”
There are so many good one liners in this. Great for merch
0:42 we're all of your lost items that you never found go.
2:03 me on a Saturday in my bed
"The Black Color is Black"
*Hmm Yes, The Floor here is made out of Floor.*
Tulayai Short Child *And the ceiling is made of ceiling*
U copied someones comment
Eric Cartman you copied someone’s comment
@@fishrat1934 I didnt copy anyones comment. It was my first time listening so I posted this comment as I didnt see a comment about it. Its my originality.
U did
1990: We will be riding on flying cars in the future!
2019: Hamburger riding.
And satans tractors
Dia Dia yuppp
Jeremy Hale You don't need a license to ride a sandwich
Upgrades people, upgrades
Legendary! Perfection!!!
Omg. You're soooooooooo talented!
People with the dancing fever in 1518 be like:
"I'm gonna dance until I don't exist."
No more like imma gonna dance this mans hole cerrer off
This might be the best comment in existence
“don’t worry, just hot blood.”
"go to the whole ballet" "im gona dance till i dont exist" DEADLY BALLET'S EXIST PEOPLE
that actually happened, some people in the 1800's danced without stopping for a while.
@@zomboss9242 realy cool
"No no day I come to the torpedos can refuse." What a lyric!!!!
That instrumental is so chill!
“My son cheated on me”
Dad: why is the FBI outside?
I like the song okay
wow homeschooling is weird isn't it
I only just realised the relationship that they must of had. I have been staring at it for 5 minutes now.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Could you pls stop saying that you are happy to have many likes? It's annoying!
"Children are used: they pay for weapons"
*FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
I'm your 100th like
FBI OPEN UP!!!
I'm your 333 like
Yup
This made me laugh so hard xD
I love that "nobody knows" so much, it sounds amazingg
This, does put a smile on my face
This video has made with:
tHe PoWeR oF RiChArD WelDiNG
?????
@@DaniGleenberg how, just how?
@@Red-uz1rs Ask Richard
@@Profreshional sure
So this is powered by the power of Richard Nixon
"Satan's tractors are coming" my mood every day.
graceub 28 Jesus loves you! God bless.
Donald Duck but does Jesus have tractors? I didn’t think so
@@keyanstoney1742 No. He has something better. God bless!🙏
@@keyanstoney1742 Jesus probably has one of those fancy limousines but instead of wine it's water
@@normalperson659 BORING
This is super funny, keep up the great content!
these are awesome ngl
When I watched this with my cousins, I horfed.
(Horfed is a word which here means laughing uncontrollably until you sound like a young hippopotamus in distress)
I Horf all the time then!
Honest Chicken Talk Show lel same 😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂
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+1 word has been added to your mental dictionary.
I need to add this word to my vocabulary. Thank You, finally, I have a description for what I am doing when I watch Malindas Videos.
"My son cheated on me"
Me: wait that's illegal
*Alabama:hold my beer*
Aww man
That's just Alabama
Naw, he just had a secret second mom.
Sweeeet home Alabama
I love this so much
I could listen to this all day